#Divorcity win

[that-sweet-jester]

aziraphale had to improvise

#tbh im not satisfied with this #idk #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce more like #go fanart #fan art #my art #good omens art #gomens #ineffable husbands fanart #crowley fanart #aziraphale fanart #something something parallels but im bad at it #crowley in a ponytail for the win

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Custody Battle: START

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jin ling #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan xichen #Jiang Cheng did NOT care to talk to anyone else. He just straight up hones in on finding his nephew. #Jin Ling has had a tummy ache from all the guilt though. Look at that face. You have to be nice JC. #The third panel should have had a more chaotic energy. But onwards we go! #I feel like I have seen very little about the shared custody relationship between JGY and JC. #It's pretty evident that JC has had a large role in raising Jin Ling. As too has JGY. They also seem to have a very familiar banter here. #JGY has 'the nicer parent in the divorce because he only sees the kid(s) every other weekend'. JC is dealing with everything else. #Anyways. This is how xicheng-ers can still win. Jiang Cheng is the 4th in the 3zun polycule. #He might just not know it yet.

[b3l0v3dzz]

When Cleo wins the next life series the winners group is just going to be the most divorced group you’ve ever looked at

#desertduo #divorce quartet #congrats you won the game #now you get to spend eternity with your ex #yippee #life series #trafficshipping #? #idk if it counts cause honestly it works platonically too and Pearl isn’t okay with shipping so obviously not shipping her #also yes I said when and not if #i’m manifesting #okay #Cleo WILL win #Grian #goodtimeswithscar #martyn inthelittlewood #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #scott smajor #trafficblr

[light-glue-blazed-terracotta]

"they find each other in every universe ❤️" but its ren in a leadership role and cleo violently overthrowing him by any means necessary

#hermitcraft season 10 #zombiecleo #rendog #renthedog #its like a step even further from the 'divorced in every universe' meme #'political enemies in every universe' perhaps. #no matter where he is and no matter what rens doing. cleo WILL find him. and they WILL stage a coup. and win.

[norrisleclercf1]

So they not divorced 😭🥹

#no more divorce rumors #we win #carlando #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fandom #formula one #lando norris #ln #ln4 #carlos sainz #cs55

[caemidraws]

Last session notes.........

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #comics #ocs #artists on tumblr #extreme divorced fight for the win #love loses! #i finish my roleplay the dust settles and im dead on the ground #pettirossi #marsilio #if i were to draw raphael id draw him old and bottom

[cerealforkart]

Congratulations to Grant Wilson and Marco Li for being the last couple standing 👏👏👏

#dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dndads #Anthony is gonna get them next #but with Terry jr and Rebecca dead #and Nicky and Cassandra are divorced or separated or whatever #it’s just the li-Wilsons left #love wins

[justarandombrit]

Owen "Spent four years pretending to be dead, whilst secretly concocting an elaborate plot to take revenge on his ex boyfriend by gradually dismantling every principal he has ever believed in, thus making his entire life purpose obsolete" Carvour: Here's some advice, Curt. It's called moving on.

#the staircase scene is honestly one of the saddest moments in musical theatre history but that does not mean i am above joking about it #they really had the most dramatic breakup ever #ever think about the fact that in one step ahead they sing ''we're done'' ''we're through'' as if THAT is when they are breaking up #not when curt (almost) accidentally killed owen #or when owen (on purpose) almost killed curt #they really did deserve their win in the fictional divorce tournament #spies are forever #tcb spies are forever #saf #tcb #tin can brothers #tin can bros #owen carvour #curtwen

[lemon-wedges]

[Barok Van Zieks Voice]: Two tickets to the Barbie Movie.........Please.....

#my man is serving some SERIOUS divorced dad energy #YOU KNOW HES ATTEMPTING TO WIN HER PLUSHIES AND FAILING AT IT!!!!!! #barok van zieks #iris wilson #ace attorney #tgaa spoilers #? #the art of a lemon wedge #lil painting practice before i move onto a big boy painting huff huff #im getting the hang of clothes i think but hmmmmm #still figuring out skin #TT-TT #getting there

[majubengel]

RedHawk!

#mishanks #redhawk #akataka #mihawk #dracule mihawk #mihawk one piece #shanks #akaga #akagami no shanks #red #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece shanks #one piece mihawk #I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH #URGHHHHHHHHHHH #MY OTP FROM THIS FUCKING SHOW #yeah zosan is cool #but divorced old men win my heart #in my country we say “quero ser marmita de casal” and i think that is beautiful

[justl4zarus]

oh my god i forgot to post this on here, but "Tilly death do us part" amiright

#i literally screamed when they won #i posted this on twt a month ago how did i forget to post it here #anyways divorce wins #scott smajor #pearlescentmoon #double life smp #double life scott #double life pearl #pathogensart

[miracleghast]

the underlying theme of the life series is that divorce wins and the reason jimmy keeps getting out first is because he has been in too many happy marriages

#life series #trafficblr #divorce wins

[seasicksilver]

good old times

#invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #mark grayson #nolan grayson #debbie grayson #fan art #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #doodle #my art #i headcanon that mark was THE ugliest baby ever and nolan's immediate reaction to seeing mark was the most disgusted 'ew' of all time #mainly bc i think it would be the funniest thing ever actually #then he gets attached and is like 'how did this happen. he is so ugly' #nolan grayson: mark may be an ugly baby. but he is MY ugly baby #sorry i have actual deep thoughts about this show but i have to meme on it or else it becomes a little too depressing #nolan being clueless about kids. esp human kids is another hc #humans are so fragile so i must bundle my part human child in winter clothes in the middle of spring <- nolan's thought process #debbie thinks it's cute #making myself depressed knowing how this family turns out #whatever nolan wins the most divorced man award. i need debbie to explode him #what could have been scenarios always get me because like. what if nolan stopped being constipated and had a rational thought for once #if he was able to see how insane the viltrumite way of life was and was able to properly cope with breaking away from it...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.

Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #mdzs au #modern au #this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw #I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao..... #I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions. #you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right? #I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative. #Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation #Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children #Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried). #for casual friday. #He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls #Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months. #(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)

[actual-changeling]

look, you can argue that in season 1 they both had a plan, but let's be real here—they both SUCKED. then again, at least one would have worked and it's not aziraphale's.

crowley looked at that gigantic, inevitable mess and went "no child = no apocalypse, gotta kill him unfortunately". would have worked.

meanwhile aziraphale did the equivalent of staring at a burning building and then going "let me call my boss" instead of the fucking fire brigade.

they're both so smart but trauma makes you stupid sometimes.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #at some point i really need to examine the bandstand conversation about killing the antichrist #with the job flashback in mind #because aziraphale and his 'no blood on their hands' was already—excuse my language—fucking stupid and false #but after JOB??? girl god was gonna nuke a family to win a bet #having hell do the dirty work doesn't change that they gave the command

[shesnake]

gerri telling roman "I could've got you there."

#succession #succession spoilers #shivtom and romangerri having a divorce-off. admittedly shivtom is winning #but gerri despite having so little material is destroying me