#HAHAHAHAHA ded

[rottentiger-art]

I'VE JUST SEEN SOMEONE REFER TO LIGHT AS GAY REPUBLICAN

#im ded hahahahaha #light yagami #gay and homophobic #death note

[nishicchikouchi]

Once again, I realised, Ayumu Murase is the VA of Iruma. And, and... evidol arc is getting closer. I'm, I'm—

#IM— #Im ded bye #hahahahaha #m!ik #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #iruma-kun #iruma kun #ayumu murase

[stargazer-balladeer]

WAH BB COME HOME TOM OKAY QWQ

#random.txt #BB ILYYY KANSKSNSHSB #hahahahaha #im ded

[huminahon]

Dahil sobrang init sa loob ng bahay, spent the whole night in our terrace. Nakatulog naman ako, mga 2h siguro na pagising-gising dahil sa mga tsinelas na kinakaladkad at sa mga jumbongangang walang pakialam sa paligid. Hindi ako galit pramis, bold lang talaga magsalita lol. Nung nagkakuryente na, kusang naglakad katawan ko sa kwarto para matulog lol almost 2h din babawi na lang ako pag deds na ako hahahahaha joke lang. Sorry. Hahahahaha

#photo #kwento la kwenta

[quirrrky]

OMG AKO??? MAGING LUCKY CHARM??? 🥺🥺🥺 BEH BAKA MAS LALO KANG MALASIN HAHAHAHAHA

HAPPY THAT YOUR DAY WENT WELL❤️❤️❤️❤️ MORE GOOD DAYS TO COME FOR YOUUUUUU MANIFESTING HAHAHAHA

DI AKO NAKAPASOK SA MGA INTERVIEW KO KAYA SANA IKAW MAKAPASOK!!!! LAHAT NG BINAWAS SAKING LUCK MAPUNTA SAYOOOOO ATLEAST ISA SATIN SANA MAGING SUCCESSFUL PLSSS 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

sabi-sabi ko mag-iingay ako pero di naman marunong mag-ingay 👀 hirap talaga nga pag introverted madam 😭😭😭 KAKAYANIN NATIN TOOOOOO!!!!!

ay bwisit yang tell me something about yourself tapos meron pang do you have any questions for us omg sana kainin na ko ng lupa 😭😭😭

HAHAHAHAHA DI YAN!!! 👌🕯 LAHAT NG CRUSHIE MO NGA NAGIGING FLAGSHIP CHARACTER KO EHHH 💀💀💀

trulyyyy,,,sana magtuloy-tuloy 🕯🕯🕯

SOBBSSS!!! alam mo ba ung naginterview sakin nung tuesday talagang I feel like she's silently judging me 💀 TALAGANG EARTH EAT ME WHOLE!!!! PLZZZ

totoo yan paano ba mag-ingay ditoo??? kahapon pa parang deds yung dashboard ko liikeee ako lang ba magisa dito? asan sila??? HAHAHAHA

trueee yarrrnn! nung tuesday talaga dun sa do you have any questions sabi ko pa WAIT...UHMMMM tapos wala naman pala 🤡🤡🤡

#👑 muse.lucky charm ari 🕯 #dreammail.･ﾟ✧

[mitte-keegi]

06, 11

hello po atiii, thank you sa pagpatos HAHAHAHAHA

06. How do you want to die?

— Ayoko sa sakit and unsolved murder. Ayoko sa sakit kasi that's like my loved ones seeing me die slowly, I hate that. Ayoko sa unsolved murder kasi that would make it difficult for them to move on. I don't want it to be with my own hands din, I don't want that guilt for the ones I would leave behind. Gusto ko not as painful as possible, gusto ko yung hindi matagal dapat instant. Siguro potassium cyanide? Pagkainom palang deds agad, or poison from hayop na venomous? Basta yung pagkakagat deds agad, yung hindi ko na maririnig yung may ayaw sa akin na sabihing "DASURV."

11. Do you like someone?

— Mabilis ako magkagusto and ma-attach to people talaga. Kahit hindi ko type, basta magshow ng pagkalinga at atensykn sa akin nagugustuhan ko agad. But the thing is, hindi ako mabilis ma-inlove. I even broke up with my boyfriend before kasi hindi ko sure kung mahal ko ba siya or dahil lang sa gusto niya ako kaya gusto ko rin siya. Ayun mahal ko pala siya kaya nakipagbalikan ako. Ayun lang po Ms. Charo chs hahahahahahaha. To answer the question pala, yes po, I like a lot of people hahahahaha

[benefits1986]

2 AM Pre-game

The Last One standing may just be lurking or stalling.

Marami ka bang kausap? Me: Oo. Mula umaga hanggang gabi. As in. Pagod na ako, pero push.

So, hindi ka na single? Me: Pota. Akala ko naman work usapan.

Puro ka work, mula noon hanggang ngayon.

Me: Linawin mo kasi. This is what ultra femme era x depression looks like. Taken ako. Taken for granted by myself.

Wow ha.

Me: Lul. Single pa rin ako. Duh. What's new?

Siguro mas tamang tanong is: Are you emotionally available already? Me: TACCA. Malandi ba ako?

Hindi nga e.

Me: Good. Very good. Busy lang talaga ako. Maraming ganap forda bonus and my doggo babies and syempre, travel fucking funds na mailap.

Nakapili ka na ba? Girl or boy?

Me: Akala ko nakapili na ako ng final answer, however... pandemic hits shifted my gears. UGH. Baka mahina na talaga ako sa chixx kasi matanda na ako. LOL. Kidding aside, kung sino ka mang Last One ka, hindi ko sure ang kasarian mo. Sa red flags, green flags and beige flags na lang talaga magkakatalo.

So, paano?

Me: Look. Ang red flag kong malala is iiwan din naman ako kahit ibigay ko lahat ng kaya ko pati hindi ko kaya. So, yun. Finished na. I know I need to sort that bit out.

Manifest mo kasi.

Me: Dinadaan ko na lang sa dasal talaga.

So, pinagdadasal mo na?

Me: Oo. With feelings pa. Abangan. Pero parang nasusuka at nasasakal pa rin ako each and every fucking single time I do. With tiny tears pa kasama.

-----

So, I've been asked these questions a good number of times since pandemic started. Mukha ba talaga akong taken? Hahahaha. Or tulad nga ng follow through ko sa mga tanong sa akin, baka naman, this time around, apart from dressing depression to the nines, eto na nga ang hinihintay kong healing ng inner children ko. WAW.

Dati, I am bulletproof sa mga ganitong tanong. As in. Iwas levels is effortless. Kamustahin. Follow up question. Probe. Probe. Projective techniques slanted sa bias ng kausap. Tanungin ang family, health at iba pa. Sobrang dali lang kahit introvert ka pa. Kamustahin ulit kasi mas open na. And I, thank you! Next. Tapos, may empath badge pa ako. Hahahahahahaha. Very, very, very good. Intruder averted and vanquished.

Pero ngayon, parang iniisip ko na lang pre-game ito para 'pag dumating na ang real ball game toward the endgame, ready na ako. LUH. Mature roles na ba talaga tayo? Hahahaha. Hassle lang talaga sa "emotional availability" bit kasi it bites hard pa rin. Para akong sinampal 'pag ganito ang takada. Tumatalino na yata mga kausap ko these days. Tapos ako, hindi ko sure kung evolution or downgrade szn ba 'to. CHZ.

Ang aga-aga na naman at syempre, tatawid natin ang YE paganaps para sa Q1 no laptop leave sa ngalan ng buwan sa Japan. Tacca kasi talaga e. Ayoko na lang mag-talk. Ako na. Ako na muna talaga. Hahahaha. Pero, I know, I know, matatawid ko 'to kasi gestation szn is ending soon. Birthing pains are coming so, iire ko na 'tong baby dragon na 'to in an organic manner. Fuck.

Sana maka-score tayo ng sakura at full moon x Mt. Fuji pero 'di ko pa nacheck 'yan para maexcite ako ng malala. Hahahaha. Sana rin mabook na ang tickets sa lahat ng Harry Potter nooks and crooks. Sana rin 'di ako maunderwhelm sa biggest HP studio kasi parang mas maganda pa rin sa West Side as a crazy Asian. Todo ang buhos ng mga algo-powered content bits pero syempre ilang araw lang tayo doon sooooo, choose wisely na lang. Excited lang talaga akong makasama muli ang aking travel buddies na sobrang namimiss ko lalo.

Bummer pa rin na ekis ang Iloilo rachada trip na pawelcome sana ng NYE dahil sa dami ng family-related ganaps. UGH. Ganda pa naman ng plano kong mag-run away sa drama na first holiday na deds na si ina. Hahahahaha. Shemay ka, Lord. Shemay ka talaga. Kidding aside, eto na 'yung ako na hinaharap ang mga feelings ng 80+ family members even when I know I've done the best that I can sa pagtawid sa lola ko kahit na hassle 'yung kapalit sa work. Hahahahaha. First time ko na maging "unavailable" noong Q1 2023 after years of always trying my best to not miss things kahit minor or major pa. Hayyyy.

'Yung liver ko ni-align ko na e. Iinom ng malala and kakain ng malala with an officemate na super love ko ka-collab dapat sa serene parts ng Iloilo tapos tatawid sa Danj x Sugar Beach x Punta Bulata. HAYYYY. Side trip to Guimaras. Hayyyyyy. Pero, that can wait.

I'll do a separate thought fart for auditing 2023 para mas focused. CHAR.

Eto namang middle child kong si Vidi, nagpapansin na naman e buong araw na nga kaming magkasama. Ayaw niya pang wala akong tulog at umaga na ako umuwi kahit nagpaalam naman ako ng 3 days in advance.

Gusto pa nasa tabi ko. UGH. I know that he is not getting any better saka 'di talaga ako sanay na hindi siya independent. I guess, eto 'yung bawi szn niya or inuurat lang talaga niya ako. LOL. As a suplado, unbothered, silent doggo babe, naninibago pa rin ako, pero kawawa siya e. Hahahaha. Siguro rin eto 'yung szn naming mag-ina na evolution of dog show niya. As a naturally hindi papansin beast, Vidi is teaching me to put Vici, my favorite manipulative firstborn at his right place. Doon sa sahig. Doon sa gilid. Sa siksik side ng sofa bed ko. And also, kahit fan ako ng queen sized bed, mga ilang months na akong sa sala natutulog katabi si Vidi tapos si Vici siksik. Happy pa rin naman silang two magkatabi, pero bilib naman talaga ako kay Vidi na he is claiming his rightful space. Bardagulan vibes nga lang.

And soooo, papakainin ko na mga babies ko then work, work, work. Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle pa more with grind sa weekend plus holidaze catch up sesh. Then, checking bahay ni ina details in time for Xmas 2023 Pajama Party edition x biking. Napa-order na ang betamax at isaw baboy na tawang-tawa tita ko bakit 'yun lang daw gusto ko. Mas matatawa siya kasi hahanap ako ng siomai sa Sta. Cruz para 'yun lang kainin ko sa Noche Buena, though feeling ko ubos agad 'yun.

[thelonglosttraveller]

Daily Shzts in Life

06/17 Di nako natutuwa sa biglang pagmamanhid ng buong katawan ko ngayon tangina, ibang iba.

06/18 Nasusuka aq gague.

06/19 Alako maramdaman uli, fucked up na acads ko dahil ala ako gana sa lahat HAHAHAHA fuck life.

06/20 Meh.

06/21 Oks lods.

06/22 Gago exams ngayon tas di ako makagalaw. Kung walking distance lang hospital ako na magdadala sa sarili q amp.

06/23 Keri lang, tamang bawas lang ng gawain dahil galang gala na.

06/24 Ongoing pa gago. Oks.

06/25 Chill lang. Naghahabol tasks para bakasyon na talaga.

06/26 Usto ko bigla ng yakap shuta HAHAHA.

06/27 Saktan ang sariling damdamin XD

06/28 Busy mode shuta AHAHSHA

06/29 BUSY MODE ULI ANAK NG. Ganto pala adulthing feels tangina kakapagod sobra HAHAHAHA ayoko na tumanda

06/30 Dana humiga lang ako buong araw.

07/01 Tangina adulting shztz uli dami inaasikaso kakapagod.

07/02 Dana medyo tinamaan ako tas minulto ako gang kauwi. Solid yung amoy ng bulaklak tangina mangiyak ngiyak nako habang naliligo, pano super bagsik sa ilong HAHAHAHA.

07/03 Di na yata ako makakainom uli sa fiesta neto, napagalitan ako dahil sa mga ganap kagabi HAHAHAHAHA.

07/04 Kyuti q kahit super busy 😚

07/05 Hoi takaw ko mukbang all day.

07/06 Oh yeah, cool.

07/07 -really appreciate real frenz kahit dinaig ko pa si casper :>

07/08 Dana special event para sa kapatid ko yung araw na'to tas di ako pinalagpas ng mga alaga kong pimpols gague T.T - update: gagi oks naman! happy tummy tas busog din sa mga tingin nak ng- HAHAHAHA deds aq kauwi.

07/09 Medyo productive araw ko waw

07/10 Maulan pero gora parin. Adulting shzt nga naman. Anyways, kapal ng mukha mo. FU.

07/11 Pagod pero masaya. Nag-billiards kami super nice AHAHAHAHA.

07/12 Excited kahit pagod.

07/13 Kulang isang araw.

07/14 Pagod dahil sa nakaraang grand gala.

07/15 Nakita ko si soy sa pageant. Vip ako bhie. Tas umuwi ako mga 12:30 am

07/16 Fiesta kaya mukbang lang ft bitchesa look dahil nandun tatay kong magaling. Nagperya ako tas dami ko nauwing foods. Saya mhie.

07/17 2nd and 3rd attempt ko sa pagimpression reject la.

07/18 kinulayan ko blue hair ko, kaso nanlaban brown dye kaya naging black. Tas 4th attempt ko medyo successful pero basa plaster na nagamit ko.

07/19 Busy kame ni ate. Gabi na nakauwi.

07/20

07/21

07/22

07/23

HI THERE! I'M BACK AFTER HOW MANY MONTHS. DAHIL DOWN AKO, NAPAGISIPAN KONA NAMAN MAGTAMBAY SA TUMBLR. THIS PLATFORM BECAME MY SAFE SPACE MAGMULA NUNG NADISCOVER KO SIYA.

Kaya heto, nagre re-read ng past posts na diko na maalala yung iba.

04/16 - Still the old me, okay naman lahat sa acads kaso biglang dumating mercury retrograde kaya feeling ko isa to sa factor bat bigla akong nawalan ng gana sa lahat. Tho, it's in the mind, tinatry ko parin namang maghabol ng laboratory tasks kahit super hirap. I know matatapos din ang phase na to tamang tiis nalang sguro muna. Nakakatamad na nakakapanic ang lagi kong nararamdaman atm, feeling ko lagi akong nagkukulangan ng oras para tapusin acads. But I also know that I deserve some rest kahit paaano. Heto sitting pretty, mamaya cram uli sa prostho 🥹 Yun lang sa ngayon.

[shijiujun]

“Gusu Lan Sect, Lan Wangji.”

“Wei Ying.”

“Emperor’s Smile, I’ll share one with you, can you pretend you didn’t see me?”

“Why would I not dare to turn up here? I’ve faced 3000 people myself before.”

“Ah Xian.”

“I’d like to see just what minor and small evil spirits dare to create trouble here.”

“Becoming strong... this is something that is within my expectations.”

“Being hardworking in studies and practice is a priority for all Lan disciples.”

“How boring, where’s Fairy?”

“Walking quickly is forbidden in Cloud Recesses!”

“Who has summoned me? It sounds so familiar...”

“How did I end up meeting him again?”

陈情令 The Untamed Game Official PV 1

And we have a bonus character who literally has no character card because he’s that extra:

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #jin ling #wen ning #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #HAHAHAHAHA ded #they're so damn pretty wtf #陈情令 #魔道祖师 #wwx #lwj

[monstercu]

A deal she can't refuse

TPN fandom currently: *CHAOS*

Me:

#HAHAHAHAHA #someone put me in jail #coz this was all i could think about after watching that episode #it doesn't help that all my mates that watched it with me #now dub the demon as #Isabella's boyfriend #BAHAHAHA #someone help because I'm ded #lol #forgive me for the trauma i may have cause someone #did he have to lean that close to her thooo #why do they gotta make the demons sound like thaaaat #technically isabella is a lil mama thoo #HAHAHA #the promised neverland #the promised neverland season 2 #tpn anime #tpn #tpn season 2 #tpn isabella #tpn demon #demon #isabella #my post #trying to lighten up the fandom #everytime i see someone upset about the anime original #I'll make another post like this loool #tpn emma #tpn ray #tpn clickbait

[minorities]

Jamie Fraser as the Suez Canal

and

Claire Beauchamp as the Ever Given

:>

#HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T #bc the suez can't travel while the fucking ship can #just as claire can travel while jamie canna #i'm ded with the memes #outlander #jamie fraser #claire beauchamp #jamie x claire

[zwiezraczek]

My mom *sees Ben Hardy on my lockscreen*: Is that your boyfriend?

Me *laughs hysterically*: No

#this was the funniest and the saddest moment of this day #too many emotions in one I'm DED #she literally made my day while asking me this #I was like 'I mean would be great if he was but no hahahahaha... Please let me cry mom' #ben hardy

[floralreddie]

She said he looked like a very tired math teacher. I can’t. XD

HE DOES??

#im ded #he DOES #HAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY #eddie kaspbrak #it #ask

[alizachan]

Hahahahaha we’re ded TvT 

This is cringeeeeeeeee and so am I

@legendarytreasurerhighway

[huminahon]

Ded face reveal! XD

Ang sarap talaga matulog sa sahig, pero may sapin naman po kaya save your sermon for later po thanks hahahahaha. Almost 2h akong tulog. Sakit ulo ko.

#photo

[barin-mclegg]

HECK NO

HEARTBREAKS TO HELL! I AM BROKEN INSIDE. HAHAHAHAH. Y U DO DIS NETFLIX? U KILL DA CHILD. DONT WORRY ABOUT ME JUST SITTING HERE CRYING MYSELF TO DEATH OVER A SERIES.

help.....

#I AM DEAD INSIDE #HAHAHAHAHA KILL ME #FFFFFFFFFFF*CK #I WANT TO DIE #HALLLP #GET HELP #THEY KILL TEH CHILD #WELL THEY AINT REALLY DED BUT ITS AS GOOD AS DED