#HERMAN????

[dadturnedbarbarian]

are you fucking kidding me

#the long con #fucking hermie #HERMAN???? #thats the worst part about all of this #actually its that normal felt like the only one on his side was hermie and it was all a ploy #im sick to my stomach #dndads #dungeons and daddies #hermie unworthy #normal oak

[thunderboltfire]

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

#I'm just angry that despite of the fact I have almost every AI site blocked it still showed up in the search #I don't think these will fool anyone but still - make sure you know the things you reference are actually accurate #I can recommend Herman Dittrich's drawings when it comes to the equine anatomy #This time I was just searching for the anatomy it bc I forgot what's the name of the canon bone #anti generative ai

[dzgrizzle]

#Bram Stoker #Dracula #Henry Irving #Herman Melville #Moby Dick #Nathaniel Hawthorne #Mary Shelley #Frankenstein #Lord Byron

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

#they now think he’s some homeless orphan fighting crime cause it’s the only thing he has #my fav hc are the villains earlier in spideys career are completely against harming kids #so to figure out the hero of New York was like a child they plan to torture before unmasking and killing is well #not great on their minds and little sense of morality #I wanted to write a fic about this but ao3 is dead so take this flash dialogue fic instead #I need to sleep for work #doc ock #sinister six #doctor octopus #otto octavius #the ​sandman #flint marko #the rhino #Alexei Sytsevich #the shocker #herman schultz #electro #maxwell dillon #the vulture #adrian toomes #peter parker #spider-man #spiderman

[pengold]

Weston College but what if it was like Ouran highschool host club

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #weston college arc #kuroshitsuji season 4 #black butler season 4 #kuroshitsuji 2024 #soma asman kadar #prince soma #edward midford #herman greenhill #gregory violet #edgar redmond #clayton #cheslock #joanne harcourt #lawrence bluewer #anime #fanart #ouran high school host club

[even-in-arcadia]

neither alive nor dead but a secret third thing (at sea)

#whale weekly #herman melville gets it #i just want to be at sea and cease to exist #sease to exist

[hairunowa]

Black Butler - Public School Arc - ED

「贖罪 (Shokuzai)」 by Sid

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #black butler public school arc #kuroshitsuji: kishuku gakkou hen #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #gregory violet #lawrence bluewer #edgar redmond #herman greenhill #anime gifs #gifs #anime #hairunowa #shounen #shounen anime #fyanimegifs #spring anime 2024 #black butler season 4 #tw flashing gif #tw flashing #cw flashing #edited shuzui to shokuzai T _ T #it's not shuzui it's shokuzai agshsjsksl

[kujikawaiiart]

Goodbye.

#pee wee herman #paul reubens #RIP

[eirene]

Madone (Madonna), (detail).

Herman Jean Joseph Richir

#oil on canvas #art #belgian art #art history #painting #biblical art #the madonna #Herman Richir #religious art

[prokopetz]

Everything Tumblr has told you about Moby-Dick is absolute bullshit, and everything that Tumblr has told you about Moby-Dick is 100% true. It’s a travelogue fantasy. It’s proto-science fiction. It’s cosmic horror. It’s shockingly original and it’s shamelessly plagiaristic. It’s a misotheistic Christian parable in which the whale is the mask of a cruel, uncaring God and Ahab is Satan himself, not as trickster or as tempter, but as doomed hero. It’s the most gripping thing you’ll ever read. It’s boring as shit. But above all else – and I cannot emphasise this enough – it is filled with Facts About Whales.

#media #literature #moby-dick #herman melville #religion mention #christianity mention #swearing

[saintjudasi]

ye olde white sturgeon

#white sturgeon #herman the sturgeon #rivalz.png

[petaltexturedskies]

Hermann Hesse, from a letter to Stefan Zweig written c. February 1903

#typography #herman hesse

[greekceltic]

ambiguous bed threats

#herman #jacky #dragonstuff #I have fed the internet dragons I'm gonna go draw boring human stuff now

[crispyfishsticks]

Two relentless noodles.

Herman belongs to @greekceltic.

#greekceltic #rp sillies #jeih #jarovin #aryion #herman

[fordarkmornings]

Charles Hermans (Belgian, 1839-1924)

The Masked Ball, 1880

#Charles Hermans #women in art #belgian art #1800s #1880s #* #🌹

[gotankgo]

«Last night we said farewell to Paul Reubens, an iconic American actor, comedian, writer and producer whose beloved character Pee-wee Herman delighted generations of children and adults with his positivity, whimsy and belief in the importance of kindness. Paul bravely and privately fought cancer for years with his trademark tenacity and wit. A gifted and prolific talent, he will forever live in the comedy pantheon and in our hearts as a treasured friend and man of remarkable character and generosity of spirit.

📷: Art Streiber / August @aspictures»

#paul reubens #r.i.p. #pee wee herman #😢