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sapphicrow · 4 months

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RE8 Lords (+dimi sisters) Opinion on crocs!

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Mother Miranda

The bird mommy herself. A true lady. Gothic aesthetic and all.

I think she would be an avid croc hater

I mean, she works in a lab, closed toe shoes. They’re not very practical for experimentation or any thing else

Plus her other outfit is goddess apparel or old hag.

I just can’t see her enjoying them whatsoever. They clash with her whole vibe.

If offered, Miri would most surely wrinkle her nose and scoff at the very notion.

“Ugh. Begone, mortal. The day you goad me into those atrocities of footwear is the day I surrender my subconscious to the megamycete,” Mother Miranda waves you off with a flick of a taloned hand.

Mia left a pair in the lab once and she tried them on. They remind her.

Salvatore Moreau

Fish man!

Moreau would be a huge fan.

Seriously, he lives in constant sogginess. A pair of shoes that can fit his deformed and damp feet would be welcome.

He pads around the reservoir in crocs all the fricking time

Over time, the sound of the rubber squelch becomes associated with his approach.

He would be gifted his first pair, but soon amass a bit of a collection- his favorites are the blue pair and the black one, but he’s also got green.

(In the church) *squish squish squish squosh squish* “hi, mother!” Moreau garbles. “Like ‘em?” He asks, gesturing to the tye dye crocs currently adorning the lower half of his slimy body.

He doesn’t wear them in public after Mother Miranda glared at them though

Heisenberg

Metal bending dilf

My guy isn’t the biggest fan of crocs, they just don’t work for him

The factory is difficult enough to manage in steel toed boots. Rubber slippers are not ideal.

I think he wears them solely to meetings to piss off Mirander (it works every time)

He was approached by his nieces with a pair of solid black crocs, and they were too insistent for him to deny them entirely.

Heisenberg thinks they’re fine, simply not his cup of tea though.

“Fuck!” The lord curses, his voice echoing against the metal walls of the factory for the fiftieth time. “Damn pieces of junk.” Heisenberg mutters after dropping a piece of scrap onto his croc bearing toes once more.

Alcina Dimitrescu

No.

Just no.

Absolutely not.

Lady Dimitrescu , the countess, the favorite of Mother Miranda, mother of three, would not be caught dead in such apparel.

It’s less that she has an issue with their design, and much more that she’s disgusted with the thought of looking so undignified.

She wouldn’t be threatening anyone when she whips her crocs into sports mode before unsheathing her mighty claws.

Alcina doesn’t mind them on others, but not her. She’s a noble lady and far above such peasantry.

Also they don’t make them in her shoe size.

“What…” she drawls, looking scornfully down at the maiden presenting her with such blatantly hideous shoes, “are those?”

Donna Beneviento

The dollmaker and illusionist ~

Donna is chill, I’d imagine she wouldn’t have too strong an opinion on crocs

She owns a pair in black and likes to wear them around her workshop

They’re quite comfy, and since she’s not always on her feet, they serve as very nice house slippers

She likes to pair them with fluffy socks to really get the full coziness effect

Besides, her skirt is long enough where they’re not really noticeable

A quiet melody sways within the air of Lady Beneviento’s workspace. Humming to herself as she worked and Angie looked over her shoulder. Dexterous hands wield pliers to work the last bit of wire into the joints of her newest creation. And as a finishing touch, a mini croc is slid onto this doll. A small smile quirks her lips beneath the veil.

“I want some!” Angie shrieks once she sets eyes on the crocs.

Bela Dimitrescu

The eldest of the flies, and the blondest

Bela follows in her mother’s footsteps on this one, she despises crocs.

She simply doesn’t see the appeal.

They’re rubber, they’re not particularly fashionable, and they clash with the lace of her dress.

Eyeing her sister up and down, Bela just scoffs judgmentally before walking away.

Daniela Dimitrescu

Our delulu queen <3

She is the biggest crocs person ever.

She absolutely loves them, much to her sister and Mother’s dismay.

Dani just thinks they’re the coolest thing ever

You don’t have to lace them, there’s different modes, and you can decorate them??? What more could you ask for!

She had a whole wardrobe. I think she had every color. Depending on the occasion, she mixes and matches.

Dani is also big on jibbitz.

“Look!” The ginger squeals excitedly as she swarms into a maid’s face. “It’s a fly!” Dani says with a delirious giggle, shoving the new charm into the frightened woman’s vision.

Cassandra Dimitrescu

The ravenette of the trio

Cassie likes crocs a normal amount

She doesn’t own her own pair of course, the only reason she ever wears them is to snatch them from Dani and make her mad

She also delights in how Bela and her mom glare down at her whenever she wears them

All in all, Cass doesn’t wear them as a fashion choice, she wears them for the drama

“Hehehe, you’re coming with me,” Cassandra whispers to herself as she steals Daniela’s prized flamingo print crocs from her room.

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pyrochickenpollo · 1 year

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I don't know how many episodes of buddies daddies we have left [don't fucking tell me] but you guys we signed up for this thing THEY were literally reminding us the whole time that people like them kinda have a hard time being a family so so so the ending of episode 9 just threw us again to remember that maybe we won't have such a good time next time AND I KNOW WE SIGNED UP FOR IT BUT IM NOT READY YET

#buddy daddies #I CANNT #YALL WE KNOW SOMETHING BAD MIGHT COME AND WE DONT KNOW WHEN BUT MANN #IM NOT READY BUT WE JUST GOTTA HOLD HANDS THROUGH THIS

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joshsindigostreak · 1 year

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My Spotify randomly putting on Paper Rings after all this Josh content can GO TO FUCKING HELL

#I CANNT #josh kiszka

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ri0t3rr · 2 years

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“hey can you-“

my autistic ass cannot

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caracello · 1 year

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this is the best ai on this whole website

#i cannt #gush:{🚬}

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twstwonderlandstuff · 2 years

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I. I just finished with fairy gala art and now.

ND now. birthday.

birthday.

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#twst wonderland #i cannt #i #dead #bye #silver #twst silver #Im #im #twisted wonderland

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moss-and-marimos · 5 months

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you ever just. so fatigued that even chewing is like too much. I have 7 more tests. I just

#tw vent #hahah head in hands #legitimately like crying #I cant #I cannt

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lemonlovemeanslove · 9 months

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It's fine if my dad is friends with a dude that beats his wife to within an inch of her life but me being friends with a shia makes me fucking monster, okey yeah sure got it mom

#mom posts #like my friend isnt even a shia #likeeee i know thats not relevant #even if she was that it doesn't make a difference #its just the way that woman is wrong about EVERYTHING #lmaoooo #i cannt #why did I have to be stuck with such SHIT people

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ohmaerieme · 5 months

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im cringe and thats good .... ill never be based and thats not bad ...theres noone id rather be than me ......

#thjey make me sick to my stomach /pos #I LOVOEVEEVE TROLLSSS I CANNT CONTIAN IT ANY LONGERRRR #I BLAME PAYTON CLOWNWRY ONCE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!#///#trolls #trolls 3 #technically? idk #trolls movie #broppy #branch trolls #poppy trolls #queen poppy trolls #trolls fanart #broppy fanart #my art #ohmaerieme

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hyunchanz · 6 months

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HYUNJIN :: ＜樂-STAR＞ UNVEIL : TRACK 1 "MEGAVERSE"

#bystay #staysource #createskz #stray kids #skz #hyunjin #hwang hyunjin #mine:gifs #I CANNT WAIT FOE THIS

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cherrytreesandliquor · 2 years

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gin and rangiku is just so fucked up... i'm coming for kubo's ass on many things but that's definitely high up there like.

how you gonna do that to my baby girl rangiku and rip her heart out like that i literally want death rn

#% vivi thoughts #they were so #tragedy is all i know #SPAIN #pain is all i feel #mental illness innit #fucking HELLLLLLLLL #ginran may be my downfall #i cannt #shits rough #why am i suffering rn #it's been years and i mean years and i haven't moved on from them #they were so sexy

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butterfilledpockets · 9 months

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peepaw in the void?

next on B.E.N.T-

you guys get to name a spaceship

previous ---- part 7 ----- next

masterpost

next update will be a little longer than usual as I am away (probs about a week or so)

there is so much I wanna info dump about spaceship design and everything and aifbajkebfkjbgksbgjbsrb someone needs to open this can o' beans before it explodes in the microwave

#bad end ninja turtles #B.E.N.T #rottmnt #rottmnt future #rottmnt future leonardo #future leonardo #rottmnt leo #tmnt comic #rottmnt comic #for anyone wondering yes I considered using the family guy death pose on the second page #but no I cannt draw it for the life of me and I have no idea why #shit is just gonna get more whack from here I gotta warn you

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laurenkmyers · 9 months

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YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DECIDED

TO PUT YOUR DICK

INTO THE HEIR TO THE BRITISH THRONE

#RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE #FIRSTPRINCE #ZAHRAASAAAAAASDJDBIVRKBFIQKJABVSIFKJWD #I CANNT BELIEVE THEY LET HER SAY THAT #HOLY SHIT

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solarsundown · 5 months

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They should make up and make out lololol (this took 11 hours i think its worth it)