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gunsatthaphan · 1 year

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middleman’s love - coming 2023

#middlemans love #tutoryim #tutor koraphat #yim pharinyakorn #domundi #domundi 2023 #JKHSFKJDS this trailer is sending me lmao?#what am i even looking at #im screaming #but anyway im ready

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sukugo · 2 years

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talking to someone irl about star wars and having to pretend u like it a normal amount and not an "obi-wan and anakin fucked" kinda way

#the curse of being into popular media is that everyone talks about it and u have to physically contain yourself to not make it look like #u have an obsession (which u very much do)#today someone at uni mentioned anakin and my body my brain my heart everything went !!!!!!!!#then the last obi wan ep came up (who am i kidding im the one who brought it up)#and i was very much... visibly excited and ready to jump and scream lmao #help #sw #obikin #f.txt

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hopkei · 2 months

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me: figures out the simplest technological feat

me: i am a Genius™

#im going to be traveling next week (not sure how active i will be!!)#and i realized that meant i would be gone for oppan FINALE #so i was seriously considering whether i had to bring my laptop with me lmao bc i only have vpn for tver on my laptop #but i ended up figuring out a way to download tver app on my phone so HA #so i will be very ready to scream over the daichi show finale hehehe #thus i am genius #(was actually surprisingly easy lmao ty reddit)#(now the danger is i think i could download tribe kingdom if i wanted to and that would truly be the end.....)

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khaotungsfirst · 6 months

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VAMPIRE PROJECT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD I AM SCREAMINGGGGGF

#fuck my life i am not ready for this #bounpremers are winning fr #and boss being there as well????#vampire project #bounprem #i’m not actually screaming cause i have no voice #(doesn’t mean i didn’t try tho lmao)

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inkykeiji · 6 months

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anyway i have a crooked smile that curves to the right so sukuna and i are basically meant to be <3 together our smiles make one massive whole <33

#HAHAHAHAHA #no but really i have a crooked smile #in pictures i have to consciously force my smile to be even and balanced #and i don’t know if that’s just my face or if it’s because i stopped giving a fuck about my elastics near the end of my time with braces or #whatever it is i have a crooked smile now #i might’ve had a crooked smile as a kid too who knows!!!#omg i should show u guys that picture of me as a lil butterball at 3 yrs old HAHA #baby clari’s eyes are like O.O LMAO #they’re too big for her face #anYYYYYWAY GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS #i am ready for another day of christmas baskets!!!!!!#i’m having fun but i’m also super tired n i can’t wait to #come back to my blog n get back to writing n all that haha #also my body is screaming at the physical labour but it’s okay!!!#pls have an awesome sunday <3 #clari chatters

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spinjitsuburst · 1 year

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How Many seasons Evil Jay theories we have to create to any writer to make it happend for real

We have

Snake Evil (cause why not)

Nindroid (cyborg) Jay

Chen recruit

Pirate with family issues

Overlord-Jay

Ice emperor minion

Purple Lightning corr

Jay was Unagami

Or mister i lost my wife so i’ll lost my self LMAO

But only received twice a Brain washed magic that corrupted the rest of the Team as well, for them not even represent a menace in the plot.

OMG YES TO A L L OF THIS

Snake Jay but Evil is such a vibe tbh

CYBORG JAY I LOVE ROBOTS I LOVE NINDROIDS I LOVE CYBORGS AAAAAAAAAA please i love this so much

Chen recruit verrrrrry interesting :D normally I see Kai in this position but a Jay one would be fun (esp since he's always so tied to snakes)

PIRATE WITH FAMILY ISSEUSEUGSG YEAH that's just season 6 canon /j

Overlord Jay ooooh :O tbh the Overlord is an under-utilized villain by the fandom i think more people should have fucked up Overlord possession AUs

ICE EMPEROR MINION YES tbh the fic Ice Emperor and Earth Dragon kinda ruined my brain chemistry if I don't consume a new form of "Ice Emperor corrupts one of the ninja" concepts like every month I lose my mind, I love the Ice Emperor

Funny story about the purple lightning thing, I wanna storyboard that section of Seabound where Jay goes apeshit on Kalmaar but he gets struck by the purple lightning and gets extremely OP and proceeds to KICK KALMAAR'S ASS. Having it CORRUPT Jay tho hmmm,,,,,,,

JAY AS UNAGAMI CORRECT NO COMMENTARY NEEDED

literally i - okay okay okay okay i fully. before we got any crystalized info at all before we got the name and the poster and all that. i FULLY thought season 16 was gonna be jay being desperate and heartbroken and going to nadakhan to wish nya back and that would be the plot i was SO SURE. they set up the teapot for so long and i was like THIS IS IT THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA COME INTO PLAY. and then. that did not happen HGJKFDSHJGHDFHGDFSKJGF

as for the last one i'm assuming that happens in crystalized which i've only seen half of LMAOOOOO i'm too scared to watch the rest of it

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fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty · 10 months

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SCREAMING INTO MY HAND HITTING THE TABLE CRYING STIMMING REELING C R I N K L I N G MICROWAVING COMBUSTING DEMATERIALIZING

#ooooh my god 😭😭#im so ready to see my blorbo be a dick and simultaneously get into a fight with laszlo #ive been thinking of harvard trio ALL THE FUCKING TIME since i read the book and watched the series #and im so READY to see my blorbo also almost go insane over some girl #cause if you know you know and then we both know and i already know so i know that i know that im going to go crazy over it #when this book comes out you're not seeing me for the next five weeks #but in case im too vague #theodore roosevelt #you dont understand how excited i am #in my opinion there was not enough of him no i am not biased what do you mean #like... HIM #you know???#the clip in the TNT youtube video of him with two of the kids (reasonably assuming it was alice and archie) made me almost scream #and the WALL of pictures???? oh my GOD #i know so much about this man's harvard years and around the same time period so im hoping it's at least mentioned ONCE #if i dont get it then god fucking damn it ill write it myself #the alienist #i finally add that tag lmao #sara howard #laszlo kriezler #ooooooh im not ready for this

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myersesque · 11 months

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damn . internalised ableism got hands

#and in disability pride month too! disgraceful #anyway i can't shake the feeling that i'm a fucking disappointment #i can't cope with. anything #and i know it's. neurodivergence and physical disability and my Ever Concerning untreated mental illness lmao but #i just feel like. a failure. how am i supposed to cope with actually doing the job i love so much if i can't even get through-#-the leadup?#i can't physically keep up. i can't mentally keep up. i can't emotionally keep up #but if i say that it feels like quitting #even though i'm barely contributing anyway. most people there won't give a fuck if i never turn up again. i hardly know the blocking anyway #it's 6am and i can't sleep #my knees r throbbing n my brain is screaming and all i can think is how much of a disappointment i am #and how pathetic i must look from the outside. how much people must judge me and my fucking dramatics #because normal people don't have fucking breakdowns over the tone of their texts.#and normal people don't stay awake until dawn bc they can't sleep until the sun rises.#and normal people don't feel like they're walking on fucking shattered glass every time they go outside #i just want to curl up into a ball and scream #why can't i just pause the world. why can't i leave this whole fucking thing and come back when i'm ready to keep going #god. fuck #i need to sleep but it's rlly hard when my knee hurts every time i move #og #vent #internalised ableism tw

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theriverdalereviewer · 9 months

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please tell me someone here has watched 90210 (the cw remake)

#I just watched the first episode season 2 for the first time in God knows how many years #and it was… fucking genius #not to sound like an old man screaming at clouds #but they don’t make teen dramas like this anymore #like naomi’s big sister jen gets back at naomi by lying to naomi’s boyfriend to get him to sleep with her #and then when Liam realizes that he slept with Naomi’s sister he lies and let’s people think he slept with Naomi’s best friend instead LMAO #and then no one believes annie when she says she didn’t sleep with liam so she calls the cops on the party naomi is throwing #and gets the entire school sent to summer school #and that same night she kills a homeless man in a hit and run #and weeks later starts dating a guy who happens to be the homeless man’s newphew #LIKE? WTF 😭#and omg naomi was such a mean girl this season #like her tall ass looked ready to stomp over annie the loser #and what naomi did was so fucked up like she spread a naked picture of annie all over the school that’s actually deeply fucked up #and at that point annie stopped giving a fuck so she starts going along with the lie that she slept with Liam #just to piss off naomi even more you know what am you’re a queen for that one #no teen drama is touching that

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serdtse · 1 year

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#nothing screams like a failed probation period more than staying until 2 am and still sending absolutely atrocious code to review #and getting messages from the testers at midnight asking when the task will be ready #god. i really did think I could do this huh #I think the universes should stop humbling an already very insecure person lmao

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atsu-i · 28 days

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#story time lmao #yesterday i decided to watch another horror movie #was watching it alone at first lol #but then my twin decided to come out of her room...at first i thought she just went out to do smth #and then when the scene where the ghost was to be shown..i was ready bruh #but i was shooked coz my twin screamed when she saw the scene lmao #likeeeeee the ghost face didnt scare me but my twin's scream lol #i told her that her scream scared me not the scene lol #in the end she ended up watching the horror movie with me lol #was nice :)#also she scared me two times btw lmao #was laughing at her the second time though lol #personal #and yes am gonna try to be more active i think #try #meaning am not making promises i'll do it lmao #have a nice day/night 🖤

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a-problematic-writer · 1 month

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I have to be up at seven AM and I’m losing my MIND over it

#///kyler screams into the void #///personal #8AM appointments should be illegal #ESPECIALLY THERAPY #I am not ready to process trauma that fucking early lmao #it’s just an adhd test and some other stuff but MAN

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boyfrillish · 1 year

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This is the only thing that matters rn

#hopvic #i am still screaming internally and have not stopped happy grinning giggling since he showed up lmao #which was like. almost half an hour ago jvjfvhhgjgv and now I need a break before I do anything else #I'm so sleepdeprived and I'm going to quite literally combust if I don't take a break jchvhvhhgv #can't wait for the winning dialogue though.... and the sync pair story is a treat for later...#summary of that current team screen is Hop is ready to shield his bf from harm lmao #frillishtxt

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oddinary4bts · 1 month

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Chasing Cars | Masterpost (jjk)

☆summary: when your brother goes to study on a semester abroad, your life collides with his best friend Jeon Jungkook, who's coincidentally your roommate. Will you survive the collision, or will you crumble into dust?

☆status: on-going (next update: May 17th, 2024)

☆pairings: brother's best friend!Jungkook x younger sister!female reader, Hoseok x female reader, Namjoon x OC, Jin x OC, Jimin x OC, Taehyung x OC and others.

☆rating: 18+ (minors DNI, some chapters have mature content)

☆genre: forbidden love?au, college!au, slice of life!au, smut, angst (as usual a lot of it), fluff

☆total word count: 182.9k (lmao my fingers slipped)

☆a/n: I got the idea for this fic just a little over a year ago, following a power outage that lasted for a few days where I live and Jungkook's live where he kept coming back with different outfits (the white dress shirt hit me right in the gut). It took me a long time to write, as I was working on multiple other projects at the same time, but I am so so happy to be ready to share this baby with you guys <3

☆Thank you to @moonleeai and @jessikahathaway for beta-ing this monster <3 (and for all your encouragement and support)

☆And a special thank you to @wintaerbaer and @btsborahaee for encouraging me and supporting me whenever I screamed to you about this fic

☆add yourself to the taglist here!

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If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Chasing Cars, Snow Patrol

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➳Teaser (Jungkook pov): the day he met you (1.1k)

You fucking touch her, you're dead.

➳Chapter one: when the Incident happens (11.8k)

Jungkook is Tae's best friend.

➳Chapter two: when Jungkook teases you (10.2k)

You know I hate that nickname.

➳Chapter three: when Valentine's Day happens (13.1k)

You know, Taehyung doesn’t have to know everything.

➳Chapter four: when you and Jeon Jungkook clash (9.5k)

I was just going to say that we should keep this between us.

➳Chapter five: when you have to go back to reality (12.1k)

We just pretend nothing happened, no?

➳Chapter six: when Jungkook hosts his friends over (9.6k)

I really want to kiss you right now.

➳Chapter seven: when doubt makes you question everything (15k)

Why do you want to believe the worst of me so bad?

➳Chapter eight: when secrets are unveiled in New York (13.5k)

I want you.

➳Chapter nine: when a party makes Jungkook jealous (11.2k)

You make me insane.

➳Chapter ten: when time slips through your fingers (10.1k)

I don’t want to lose you, peach.

➳Chapter eleven: when Jungkook visits Taehyung in Paris (8.4k)

Can’t wait for you to be back.

➳Chapter twelve: when it breaks (7.3k)

I can’t be with you.

➳Chapter thirteen: when it's too late (8.9k)

I have to talk to him.

➳Chapter fourteen: when the truth comes out (12.2k)

We never told each other how we felt.

➳Chapter fifteen: when you find your way back to Jungkook (7.4k)

You came?

➳Chapter sixteen: when Jungkook takes you out on a date (8.9k)

I think I was waiting for you my whole life.

➳Chapter seventeen: when forever awaits you (9k)

Getting to love you is the most beautiful thing that’s ever happened to me.

Drabbles in Jungkook's pov (might add more as the story goes on)

➳Drabble 1: the engagement party (453)

Have fun while it lasts.

➳Drabble 2: after a call in Paris (596)

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

➳Drabble 3: a conversation with his mother (644)

Nothing strengthens a man more than heartbreak.

➳Drabble 4: a conversation with Taehyung (1.1k)

It’s never been like that with her.

☆☆☆☆☆

#chasing cars masterpost #jungkook smut #jungkook angst #jungkook fluff #jungkook x you #jungkook x reader #jungkook fic #jungkook #jjk smut #jjk angst #jjk fluff #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk fic #jjk #jeon jungkook #chasing cars #chasing cars series

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nektaarr · 2 years

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me all day: cries about how tired and unproductive i am

also me at 1 am: starts learning how to play interstellar on the piano

#also watched a begginer friendly tutorial on how to metal scream lmao #so funny to watch #but fr playing thebeginning of interstellar is so easy #and then all of a sudden you haveto split your whole hand into two to reach for the right keys loool #im so tired now #almost fell asleep while replaying the beginning over and over lol #tomorrow‘s gonna be another very torturing day #yxc #its actually crazy how i am mentally still so ready to keep going and stay awake #but my body is just half asleep already #seriously considering to just sleep intomorrow

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bwabys-scenarios · 1 month

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Sweet Sunday NSFW

Obanai x Fem!Reader

!!REBLOGS APPRECIATED!!

A/N: this is an AO3 request :3 gonna try to prioritize requests sent on AO3 since I plan on being more active there. This is short but sweet :) also I don’t know Obanai too well(it’s been forever since I read the manga) so sorry if he’s a little out of character… or if this just sucks. LMAO

warnings: pussy eating, very soft and sweet sex, Obanai worships your body, breeding, mostly nsfw, fluffy

You never did quite like waking up early in the morning, and thankfully your boyfriend didn’t either. Even when he was supposed to be off fighting demons, Obanai hated getting up before 10 am.

So that’s why on his day off, the two of you stayed curled up together the entire morning, sharing kisses and soft words of love. It had taken him so long to open up to you, and now that he had, it was almost like he was making up for lost time.

“You’re just radiant…” he purred, brushing back your hair from your sleepy face. “My love, my angel… my everything.”

It was enough to get your cheeks feeling hot to the touch, your heart beating out of your chest. “And you’re so handsome it makes me nervous…”

Although Obanai still struggled to accept compliments, he knew you would never lie to him. His own pale cheeks flushed pink as he looked away. The bandages that usually covered his mouth lay on the nightstand by your shared bed.

You traced the scars on the corners of his mouth, your eyes full of love and adoration. He could have never thought that anyone would look at his mmm in such a way, especially without his bandages to cover up his biggest insecurity.

“You’re too kind, my love. Sometimes I wonder if this is all a dream, that I’ll wake up back in my childhood home.”

You paused, your heart twisting in pain. Obanai often suffered from nightmares, waking up screaming and clutching onto you for dear life. It left him trembling, tears pouring down his cheeks as he struggled to soothe himself.

But how he didn’t have to face it alone, he had you.

“You’re safe now, Obanai. You never have to hide away when you’re with me…”

His eyes softened, and he couldn’t help but pull you close. You smelled so sweet, like sunshine and vanilla, with hints of something sweet he couldn’t quite place. Whenever he inhaled your scent, he knew that he was right where he needed to be.

Home.

It didn’t help that your scent also stimulated other feelings… other desires… before he knew it his hands hand wondered along your hips and to your thighs, lightly pushing them open. “O-Obanai…”

You whined softly as his nimble fingers danced across your closed cunt, stopping right above your clit. He pressed down, causing you to squirm lightly as he began rubbing gentle circles into it. “Shh, princess. Let me make you feel good.”

If Obanai was anything, he was devoted to you body and soul. Every little sound and movement you made was enough to get his pants tight and his body ready to please you.

He slid off your soaked panties, giving your pussy a soft kiss. “Gorgeous, taste so sweet, princess…”

Eating you out was one of his favorite activities, and he enjoyed pinching your pretty nipples as he did. Obanai loved to overstimulate you until you were pushing his head away, begging for his cock instead.

But this morning, he decided to let you off with only three orgasms with his tongue. “Okay, okay…”

He lined up his hips with yours, peppering your neck in kisses. “Do you want me?”

“Y-yes please!”

No hesitation, just pure desire for him. It felt good to be wanted, to be so desperately desired by you.

And so Obanai complied, snapping his hips forward to plunge his cock into you, groaning at the feeling if your tight cunt. Despite him not being huge, you always needed a moment to adjust, and he was more than fine with your pretty pussy cockwarming him as you got used to his cock.

“There you go…” he said, moving his hips at a slow and steady pace as your arousal pooled on the bedsheets below. “That’s my girl… that’s my love.”

His fingertips dig into your plump hips as he fucked info you, his warm breath tickling your neck. Obanai wasn’t really the type to moan, but he started getting talkative when he was close.

“S-so good, my love. So fucking good for me…”

The two of you came together, and he didn’t bother to pull out. He planned on marrying you after all, and getting you pregnant was the goal. “G-gonna… gonna knock you up, okay? My love, my beautiful wife, so pretty for me…”

The two of you laid together, your naked bodies glistening with a sheen of sweat of you snuggled. Soon, you’d have to leave the comfort of your bed to bathe and eat something to replenish your strength…

But for now, you’d need to comfort your lover. He always got a bit shy after sex, embarrassed of the things he said while pussy drunk. You didn’t mind though… you wanted to be his wife after all.

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