#I google it & it said

[doctor-dt]

papyrus teaches frisk his special attacks!!!

#guns #cw guns #letpapyrussayfuck #dude i went thru like 3 different sketches for this #bc the thought of him being a gun guy would NOT leave me alone #btw thats probably too dark for a shooting range but imagine its in papyrus' house #my fbi agent seeing me google 'handguns for beginners' 'how to hold handgun' 'can minors go to a shooting range' #my art #frisk #papyrus #undertale #lpsf #also the rules of the creator's post said i could add #letfrisksayfuck #bc they're in it and engaging in the same activities as papyrus #XD

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

#this is a real thing that happened #i then waited in an exam room for another hour until a doctor was similarly dismissive until he saw it #and then just gave me antibacterial cream which didn't help the swelling lol #it went away on its own like 4 weeks later #but that's like not the fun part of this story #i was just like. suddenly in the middle of someone else's work drama and GIRL #btw found this extremely funny #edit in the tags: oh ! i thought they were native to NE !!! ???? omg #i mean a real doctor really saw the wound and said ''brown recluse'' so i assumed he was right i never googled it #i lived on a mattress on the floor in a house of people who were always travelling #so like i guess it could have been ANY spider??? #omg..... #the way this rocked my whole world

[honeyhobbs]

A little Gaz drawing as a treat 🫶

#when elliot googled how to draw gaz during his live i nearly died #he said it was OFF-PUTTING LMAO #what did he see im so sorry elliot #kyle gaz garrick #elliot knight #gaz fanart #gaz mw2 #gaz cod #gaz art #mw2 art #cod mwiii #cod mwii #gaz #tf 141 #task force 141 #procreate #my art

[happyheidi]

#moomin collection spruce bar (that’s what google translate said it’s called) to eat before hibernation #lol I love it cus it’s so damn random #not to mention…. ouch? hahah #made the gif a little slow so think of him as a tired lil moomintroll wanting to go to sleep asap #cottagecore #my gifs #moomin #moomintroll #tanoshii moomin ikka #moominvalley #anime aesthetic #anime scenery #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #cartoon #90s #cute #winter aesthetic #snow aesthetic #gif

[astrobei]

in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when he’s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and that’s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks it’s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE

(on aphrodite’s end, she’s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. they’re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will can’t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabin’s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isn’t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore — he’s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)

#also shoutout to piper mclean bc i think her arc of not believing she is an aphrodite kid bc she doesn’t fit the model for it and having #been teased and made an outcast of sorts kind of jaded her and made her actively rebel against being an aphrodite kid #i just think that is very mike wheeler of her #n then she spends five books learning what love means and what being an aphrodite kid means #again. very mike. to Me #credits to abby bc i said ‘what if mike shows up at chb and he is repressed and gay and immediately gets claimed by iris the rainbow goddess #and she said i see this and raise you aphrodite #and i said oh my fucking god. #anyways might write this. (is opening a google doc) #but we will see. #again like in all actuality i think he is super an athena kid to Me anyway. although i think a pjo/st au is one that is very open to inter #*interpretation #i just think this hc has a little kick to it #before anyone gets MAD and says no that’s STUPID and he would totally be Blah Blah Blah. i don’t want to hear it #byler #mike wheeler #/astro posts #pjo

[yridenergyridenergy]

Vicious August 1998

#I know! #a rare post of old visual kei stuff from me! #the context for this is that on one of my trips after COVID-19 #I tried to find a substitute store for Trio2 which had shut down in Nakano Broadway #I had read that there were some magazine shops at least in Ochanomizu #I didn't have data and tried to navigate with my geolocation skills but ended up asking a sort of old officer just to be sure #he said something along the lines of 'but I'm just an old man...' #so a younger man came to his and my rescue and offered to help me #he understood little English and used Google Translate to communicate with me for the most #turned out he was a magazine enthusiast himself and he took me to a couple of stores #they all had only antique magazines like nothing past 2005 #he found everything that had Dir en grey at each of those stores #I felt bad after a while because it was not at all what I was looking for #so I ended up buying the Xth magazine that he showed me #see above hah #just so you know I was really close to the store just with my skills #Dir en grey #young #scans #magazine #visual kei #vkei #Kyo #Kaoru #Die #Shinya #Toshiya #makeup #I'm not sure why I'm such a fan of that middle finger nail paint

[foldingfittedsheets]

One of our neighbors is this nosy lady with an awful little chihuahua that comes up and barks at us and shits where it wants because she never has it on leash. It makes me furious.

She saw me taking Wyvern out and asked if he was new. I said yes, he’s still getting the hang of things. She asked his breed and he’s honest to god the muttiest mutt I’ve ever seen. Big time dog people in my life are stumped when they see him because he’s honestly bizarre and doesn’t harken very strongly to any established breed.

When I said he was a mutt though she said, “Probably a pit bull, look at that face!”

And I looked at Wyverns face and was frankly shocked anyone would think he looked like a pit bull. But from her tone and body language I was wary of her spreading it around and said truthfully, “Well, the only thing all the siblings in his litter looked like was border collie, so probably the most of that.”

She wandered away unconvinced and I told my betrothed later, “Okay, I need you to practice this lie with me.”

“Okay?”

“When people ask what Wyvern is you’re gonna say he’s a border collie, akita mix, okay?”

They laughed but agreed. It’s a weird enough mix that I doubt he’ll raise eyebrows and his coloring could be Akita for all I know.

There’s way more mistrust and legislation against pitbulls that I feel is undeserved, but we’ll certainly be worse off if she starts spreading around that he’s a pibble.

#ramblies #wyvern the pup #I googled pit bulls after she said it and was flummoxed again #he looks nothing like one #his head is way narrower muzzle is more sleek and his ears pop #I think it’s just his brown and white that made her say it but lots of dogs have that?

[suncaptor]

guy experiencing love for the first time: you could make a religion out of this!

#has someone said ghis about castiel supernatural #i googled it and found nothing... #destiel #castiel #cas #spn #incoherents #supernatural #k+ #.💌

[cowardlykrow]

Owen → Cringe gays [affectionate] → Wife

[cowboy au]

#Dear google how draw wohuhman? #google how draw whamun #google wamnahamanan how? #Almost scrapped the second panel because its soo... so lazy...but i stayed strong even tho my eye is twitching #Saf #spies are forever #Cowboys are forever #art #fanart #Agent curt mega #Owen carvour #Tatiana Slozhno #Yee-hawen Carvour - Tat-yee-haw-na - and Curt... uh... curt yee??... Curt yee-meg-haw #anyway there we go - i promise i’m done with the cowboy stuff [for now] #at least posting it #Also me drawing/making clothes: how boring can i possibly make these... lets see #why is a brit and a russian even out here being cowboys? we'll never know #I should have drawn curt with a head shot as well because i really need to do him some justice but to late now! #Cowboys your spies #i realized all my “fan-oc”’s[which i said i don’t really do] are animals - Chat am I cringe/hj

[avnasace]

(genshin impact 4.1 spoilers)

no but honestly these gave me similar vibes...

#wriolette shut up about eachother for 2 seconds challenge: failed #and we love them #also the two bickering researchers? kavetham coded i said what i said #wriolette #cynonari #cynari #genshin impact #genshin spoilers #4.1 spoilers #fontaine #neuvillette #wriothesley #cyno #tighnari #ace rambles #also ignore the awful quality i cba #and i got the cyno pic from google couldnt fins the shitty screenshot i took a year ago fjjdjfjs

[fish-daily]

fishuary day 25 - fish skeleton

see the prompt list here

#fish #fish daily #fish skeleton #i think this is a sheephead? at least thats what google said #drawing #fishuary2024

[alexa-crowe]

#Tav: *adds “make Gale a father” to their list of things to do when they get back to Waterdeep* - [5/∞]

#bg3edit #gamingedit #vgedit #dailygaming #gameplaydaily #mine #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #bgiii #he's a mama's boy with a daddy's girl if i have anything to say about it. and i do. #prolly gonna be a fic one day even if it just sits unfinished in my google docs but writing it will be fun!! #also if u haven't heard tim's inflection on the mol line u HAVE to okay like i said (tenderly) but like #he's SO tender but it's not patronizing at all and his love of lanceboard comes through w/o being overpowering like. WAH!!!

[anintroverteddarling]

Probably a favorite character of mine because to me, he brings some sort of himbo energy with a high ego ladskfmadfslkmdsaflkmb

#that's not my neighbor #tnmn fanart #izaack gauss #we need more izaack content like fellas himbo #HIMBOOOOO #according to google green screen exists around 30s-40s so the joke still works HA-- #Im so not funny sorry #digital sketch #theres also another joke I have surrounding him but maybe in a later date I share #because my friends really said “theyre not the same picture bruh” #my art #tnmn

[evermoredeluxe]

“Arienai!” [translation: impossible]

- Kam Saunders during IKYWT at The Eras Tour in Tokyo, Japan (N1) on February 7, 2024 (x)

#that’s what google said the translation was #if it’s different because vernacular etc let me know and i will edit :) #eras tour tokyo 1 #eras tour #taylor swift #arshia talks

[jojo-schmo]

I wish I could tell the original artist that this drawing permanently changed the entire direction of my life in 2009. I want to shake their hand, look them in the eye, and admit I would not be who I am today if this drawing didn’t exist.

EDIT: Original artist is @ivynajspyder !!!!

#‘but jojo’ you ask. ‘that seems a little ridiculous’ #‘don’t you think that’s a little much?’ #no. NO. IT IS THE TRUTH. #little baby middle schooler jojo had just gotten squeak squad. the first kirby game she ever owned. #and she loved it even tho there’s a lot she didn’t understand #like who dedede was supposed to be or why copy abilities existed #I asked for the game because my roommate at swim camp had it and she told me the plot of the game when I looked over her shoulder to watch #(the plot she told me was completely made up btw she said kirby had to save the dimension from dark overlord and did not mention the squeak #and said stuff about meta knight being a bad guy idk I realize now she was just weaving a tale of her own haha) #SO I WAS NOT AWARE OF THE LORE. I had only played the one game and it’s the one people don’t like the plot of #but meta knight completely intrigued me #what was this blue sword wielding little kirby dude doing here?? #so I’d replay his boss fight over and over again just to get that glimpse at his face #and I’d sit and wonder what it all meant. who was this mysterious swordsman?? #and the boss fight was hard!!! it cost me to beat it at the time but I’d still do it to see his face #AND THEN AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF THIS it occurred to me that there was a kirby wiki online #so I found all the pictures of his face and my little fangirl-raised-by-deviantart mind ATE THIS UP. #and then I look up that one fateful google search……… the one that changed me #meta. #knight. #maskless. #and this drawing was towards the top of the results #I went feral about a fandom related topic for the very very first time #I lost my MIND. HOW can a character be so cute AND COOL??! I was a changed child. #I consumed the hoshi no kaabii anime like it was the only piece of media on earth #I drew comics about him. I made my first kirby oc ever to go on a grand adventure on him. #I filled my notebooks with kirby art to the point my mom was like ‘jossie. you REALLY need to branch out. these are just orbs.’ #and now I am the kirby artist I am today. so yes. YES. this drawing did change my life. #thanks for reading. and thanks to the original artist. I tried to find them to link but nothing. so if you know pls tell me #THE END!!! and remember! your art makes a difference in people’s lives even if they don’t say it to your face!!!!

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

So I rewatched the confrontation scene between Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng, and Lan Zhan in the Jiang Ancestral Hall.

In the novel, Jiang Cheng mocked the fact that what Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have for each other is romantic and not just that of friends. And people kept saying that this scene in the novel has more impact etc etc… because Jiang Cheng really insulted them that they’re in love. I’m not going to invalidate that… but I’m just going to explain why this scene in the drama has a great impact too.

In the drama, Jiang Cheng insulted their great friendship. I haven’t seen people point this out… but what Jiang Cheng really said didn’t mean the usual “friendship.” He could have said “友誼” or “交情” which means the type of friendship we’re all aware of.

But Jiang Cheng didn’t say any of those! He said “知己 (zhiji)” or “confidant” or “soulmate”— the very word that both Wei Ying and Lan Zhan say lovingly to each other (in the drama).

Jiang Cheng said: “为什么要道歉？为侮辱了你们这段伟大的知己之情吗？”

为什么 - why ; 要 - will (I) ; 道歉 - apologize ; 为 - for ; 侮辱 - insulting ; 了 - indicates past tense ; 你们 - your (plural) ; 这段 - this ; 伟大 - great ; 的 - of ; 知己 - confidant/intimate friend/soulmate ; 之情 - feeling/emotion; 吗 - indicating a question.

If we translate Jiang Cheng’s words directly, it would say, “Why will I apologize? For having insulted this great soulmate thing of yours?”

Note that 知己 isn’t commonly used in spoken language. It’s mostly seen in written texts only. But Wei Ying and Lan Zhan made 知己 their endearment for each other. Jiang Cheng used that very special and emotional word and tarnished it with his acrid mouth. He wasn’t just insulting their love but he insulted what they are to each other— the very nature of their relationship. (He wasn’t insinuating that they might be in love. He was outright attacking them for what they are.) He even emphasized the insult by adding 偉大 or ‘great’ sarcastically.

That’s why Wei Ying immediately lashed out. Because how dare Jiang Cheng ruin that special word he has with Lan Zhan?!

#i just studied chinese but im not a native #but i have google backup…. #feel free to correct me if im wrong! #zhiji isn’t clearly translate as soulmate anywhere in the web #but if you look at its meaning #— someone who knows you deeply and the like — #it very much means soulmate #even my best friend who’s a native taiwanese said that zhiji is very similar to a soulmate #the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #my useless essays