#I hate it lmfao

[makotoscoffee]

Thoughts on the leaked season 2 promo?🫣

#I hate it lmfao #but love the cast #drag race france #drag race leaks #drag race france spoilers #keiona #moon #cookie kunty #rose #mami wattta #vespi #punani #kitty space #ginger bitch #piche #sara forever #drf2 #drag race france 2 #nicky doll

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely it will never stop baffling me how people will wear twilight shirts and talk about team Edward vs team Jacob and then the same people will be like "I'm not basing my personality off of a piece of media (harry potter) made by a transphobe 😌" like good that's great! so you can excuse racism but you draw the line at transphobia? good to know

#remember when twilight came out and there were news articles about the quileute tribe and also if you read the books with your eyes #you know that theyre extremely like INSANELY racist #i remember reading them at age 10 and thinking 'wow this author hates women and native americans' #and i was right bc later i found out shes mormon 😐 #begging you all to take racism and especially pretty extreme racism against natives seriously lmfao

[vurren]

I'll see people literally say "don't take inspiration from my art/ocs" online (mostly on toyhouse) and I just wonder how we strayed so far from what art is? no art was created in a vacuum. all art was inspired by other art and all art will inspire others. art is a constant collaboration of everyone and everything, you cannot isolate your art from that collaboration unless you keep it private

#not that art theft is ok #but like. ppl will be inspired by your ocs. get over it #this is why i hate closed species stuff lmfao #vurr.txt

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[tenrosedyke]

I love Logan being in his pathetic little depressed cunt era. Like yeah thats right. your kids all hate you and fucked off like you told them to and they were the only people that challenged you and now you're stuck in room after room of people who cater to your every whim and are too afraid to even crack a joke at your expense. you got everything you wanted and now you're dealing with the consequences. BITCH

#logan roy #succession #succession spoilers #very inchresting specifically when hes trying to get ppl in the room to 'roast' him and kept saying it was dry in there. #like yeah babe its called Roman Is Gone i hope you hate your life LOL #excited to see this expanded upon i hope he kills himself on screen LMFAO

[luckyjorabbit]

Hank hill and dale gribble comic 👍

#Smthn abt croc snapping and being crazy is so funny to me help haha #I laughed so much drawing his expressions here gahhhhh #Maybe cuz hes so stoic.... It makes it x10 more funny to see him explode idk #Love them boffff ♡ #One Piece #Dofuwani #Dofladile #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #Shichibukai #Comic #Digital #More Ipad SHit I lowkey hate it but at least its gettin me to finish stuff HMPH!!!!!!! #Fanart #Edit; fixed crocs rings lmfao

[negasonik-teenage-warhead]

little rats

#artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #procreate #smackies art #fan art #my art #dbd art #my little oni #LMFAO I SCREAMED WHEN I PLAYED THIS THEYRE SO TINY #TINY SURVIVORS R SO F CUTE JESUS CHRIST #dead by daylight #dead by daylight fanart #dbd jake park #jake park dbd #dbd survivor #dbd fanart #dbd killer #dbd #dbd oni #dbd memes #ngl i hate the oni sm 😔😭 (theyre nvr nice) #ALSO NVR TRUST THE HILLBILLIES OR THE DEATHSLINGERS‼️ #THEY ALWAYS TRICK ME THE LITTLE FUCKERS #I LOVE THE TINY SURVIVORS SM PLZ NVR TAKE THEM AWAY

[chilly-lily]

whoever popularized the “amity wants hunter dead” fanon is literally my worst enemy. like look at this. they’re buddies. imagine being wrong about Everything

and the fact that amity is second to the airship before they realize that hunter wasn’t actually taken.. she does not hate that boy!! they are friends!!!

#the owl house #amity blight #also like. the way people make it all about how much better of a friend willow is. #like if you really want an amity-willow conflict. make it about THEM and not a boy lmfao #if one more person replies to this with ‘they just hate each other and want each other dead in a joking way’ i’m blowing this fuckin post up #maybe i wanted to talk about them actually being nice to each other. not everything has to be about rivalries and teasing.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki still apologizes to you the same way he used to when you were kids.

he always makes a face whenever he knows he’s gone too far or when he’s done something he knows he shouldn’t have, his eyebrows are furrowed and his little chubby face contorts into a sad little pout. he tries to look tough but he can already feel guilty tears in his eyes so he looks away from you, little hands balled into fists at his sides and his head hangs low so you can’t see his red face through his bangs.

usually, he tries making it up to you by showing you something he thinks you’ll like or something he finds cool, and sometimes he’ll even let you hold his precious all might card, but only when he knows he really messed up. he’ll stiffly pet your head as an apology for pulling at your hair a little too hard earlier and if you ask him to he’ll kiss the pain away from when you scrapped your knee because he accidentally shoved you a little harder than he meant to when he was chasing you around.

but when you’re mad at him because he’s been really mean, in ways he knows his shiny holographic all might card won’t fix, he opts to simply sit next to you. with a little pout on his face and with his cheeks turning red, he’ll shove his head into your shoulder. he holds onto you tightly so he’s sure you won’t be able to escape him or his apology. you squirm around a little bit but he doesn’t let you go. you stop moving around but you still huff at him, calling him a big meanie. all he does in response is shoving his head against your shoulder and he mutters out a little "m’sorry." against it.

he hears you shuffle to look at him and he looks up at you, his eyebrows are still furrowed and his cheeks are so red because he’s really not used to apologizing and he doesn’t like to, but he does for you. and even at the tender age of seven, you really can’t stay mad at him when he looks like that, so you forgive him and you’ve already forgotten what you were even mad about when he grins at you boyishly, already back to his usual self as he drags you off to your next adventure who knows where, but even at the tender age of seven, you knew you’d follow him to the ends of the earth as long as he led the way.

he’s changed so much and not at all at the same time. he hates it whenever you get mad at him and he still does everything and anything to get your attention when you are. and just like before, whenever he hurts you in ways he knows his actions can’t fix, he opts to come up behind you and wrap his arms around your middle loosely, giving you the option to break out of his hold if you wanted to. his hold on you slowly tightens when you make no move to, his head is shoved into the crook of your neck and his chest is pressed flush against your back,“ i’m sorry.” he whispers.

it wouldn’t mean much if it came from anyone else but this is katsuki. you’ve known him for as long as you can remember, you know how he is : he’s unruly, headstrong and so stubborn it drives you crazy sometimes. but he casts all of that—all of him aside for you.

“i’m sorry.” he says again, his voice is low and a little shaky.“ shouldn’t have said all that to you. that wasn’t…cool” he fumbles around for the right words to say and you have to hold back a laugh as he does so, but you can tell he’s trying.“never wanna make ya mad at me..” he finishes quietly. he’s fiddling around with the ends of your shirt waiting for your response. then he hears you shuffle around to peek at him and he looks up at you.

he really hasn’t changed. he’s still got the same little frown, the same little crease between his brows and the same rosy cheeks. sure his features are less rounded, his cheeks are definitely less chubby, he’s gotten taller but he’s still your same katsuki who’s a little rough and a big meanie sometimes, but who also always makes sure to apologize to you when he knows he’s hurt you because that’s the last thing he wants.

you grant him a tiny smile. his eyes light up and he stands a little straighter and after a second he’s on you, pressing kisses all over your cheek, grinning boyishly at you and you still want to follow him to the ends of the world as long as he’s leading the way.

#thought about this while takinf my math exam and could not focus any longer lmfao #hes so silly #i love him sm #i rlly do feel like would try his hardest to make it up to you cus he hates you being upset #especially if hes the reason for it #this is kinda all over the place but thats okay i rlly like it #i love my boyfriend #i wanna kiss him #i wanna kiss his face #bakugou imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugo x oc #bakugo x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou drabble #bakugou katuski x reader #katsuki x you #childhood friends to lovers w katsuki supremacy btw

[theforbodingboglands]

Im srry

#I FINALLY FOUND THAT STUPID MEME #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #lmfao #omfg #spoilers #patsuko art #lawd help me #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #I saw that Peter griffin meme and I freaking died #even though I hate family guy #ml intuition #art #ml season 5 in a nutshell lmao

[postapocalyptic-cryptic]

I have some advice to writers in fandom: if you start to feel like fandom is making you dislike your own writing, get the hell out. Do not wait, do not pull halfway out, fucking go. Fandoms are vicious and there are people out there who make themselves feel better by tearing others down. Waiting for likes teaches you to externalize your sense of self-worth. Reblogs and follower counts become unspoken competitions.

Leave with your sense of self-worth intact. Loving your writing is worth more than anything you could possibly get out of fandom, I promise you.

#this breakdown I'm having has been a long time coming and i should have done something sooner #I knew it was happening but I didn't know I was so close to the edge until I went all the way over #writing has been my life and sense of identity for as long as I can remember #and having it twisted around like this until I hate it is one of the worst things that's ever happened to me lmfao

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou has never cared much about whether or not his partner is experienced, or less experienced. Never had much of a kink or fetish when it came down to how much sexual experience someone had, but—there’s just something about you. You with your unsure lip biting and lowered eyes, your twisting hands and nervous little chuckles.

“I don’t really know how to kiss,” you share with him, a secret, a whisper passed from your hovering mouth to his own. It’s been an odd some amount of dates you two have been on by now, and this time you went back to his apartment afterwards. You sit on your knees beside him on his too big couch, his legs facing you, arm around your waist, yours around his shoulders.

“Really?” Bakugou asks, doesn’t mean to sound as teasing as he does, as breathless. But, he’s surprised more than anything—you, as sinfully seductive as you are, don’t know how to kiss someone? He leans back to take you all in, a tiny little smile lilting the corners of his mouth.

“No, not really,” you murmur, running a hand through the hair on his nape, eyes bouncing all over his face, yet avoiding his eyes. “Will you teach me?” You ask, and who is Bakugou if not a weak man?

So he shows you the proper way to kiss somebody, a hands on demonstration. He pulls you in real close, guides your head to tilt to the right, purse your lips like this, run your tongue over his like that. Now suck on it, let out all the pretty sounds if it feels good, kiss him just like that. And before you know it, you’re a pro.

The next time you see him, you ask him the proper way to give someone a hickey. I don’t wanna give you a blood clot, you had laughed, sitting on his lap this time. And Bakugou, ever the great teacher that he is, shows you how. Demonstrating on your neck, your collarbone, your tummy, your inner thigh, the curve of your ass. You don’t give him nearly as many hickeys as he gives you, but the big purpled one sitting over his pulse point, he wears proudly until it fades. And after that, he’s asking for another, and another.

And after a few months into your relationship, do things finally start getting real hot and heavy. He sits at the island in his place, tired, arms folded, back leaning against the island and his head lolled over on his shoulders. He’s surprised when you sink to your knees in front of him, all doe eyed and incubus smile, hands resting on his thighs.

“Can you show me how?” You don’t even have to specify what you’re talking about, but you eye the way his cock already jumps to attention under his shorts. If this were anyone else, he’d bat them away and tell them that he didn’t feel like playing teacher. But with you—he’d gladly show you any and everything your heart has ever yearned to know.

“Breathe through your nose, baby.” He instructs you, hand gathering your hair in his fists. Your mouth stretches wide around his cock, eyes watering, but you push through it all. He tells you to wrap your lips around your teeth, to swallow whenever his tip brushes the back of your throat. Shows you how to stroke whatever you can’t reach, rub his balls in your palm whenever he starts getting close.

He doesn’t have to teach you how to swallow.

When you ride Bakugou for the first time, you don’t even have to ask for instructions. Just give him that look, all pouty and pitiful, hands on his chest as you grind against his cock resting against your lower belly. Barely any words are spoken as he guides you, lifts your hips, teases his tip against your hole, stomach fluttering in anticipation.

After that, you feel like a pro when it comes to doing anything with Bakugou. But, he doesn’t mind playing teacher whenever you need a little bit of guidance.

#I hate this fucking app with a burning passion #bc why did it take me almost ten mins to edit this #bc it kept crashing and acting DOMB #annoyed and overstimulated 😝 (help) #this was what I thot of at 6am yesterday lmfao I liked how it came out #he is so vury hot to me I need him carnally #okay bye I have to pee and I’m baking and nawt happy about it #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #are the tags working yet???? I’ve given up on them :/

[gh0st-0f-s0rr0wzz]

#the ghost shit memes #i fucking hate my logic for this #lmfao tho

[irawhiti]

no tagging please lol

hey so uh. a little while back i was forced to leave where i lived for my own safety due to racist violence. i'm currently homeless living in an uninsulated caravan full of holes with my parents in the middle of nowhere (literally, it's over an hour to the nearest small town and 30 people live in an entire hour radius. i'm very remote.) with no electricity, water, or plumbing. we had a generator but it's been broken for several weeks now and we have EXTREMELY limited power because of it which means we have no heating at all. on top of that, since we have no heat or plumbing, if i want to take a shower i have to pay a minimum of $30 ish for petrol and the shower cost to get a lift into the nearest town and back. i can't really wash using a basin as often as i want to because of disabilities that are severely affected by cold and i'd have to wash out in the open in a field since we have no shed to wash in which is uhh... haha not ideal lol. as you can imagine. we don't really have any neighbours (they can still see us but they're not here right now) but it's extremely paranoia inducing. it also means i have to handwash all my clothes which has been causing issues with my disabilities too.

i hate to ask but could i please get some help to buy some warm clothes and bedding or something? several people on the block have contracted hypothermia in the past week and due to where we live we get hit with antarctic storms fairly frequently. i've been trying to stay positive but i'm honestly so fucking cold and getting increasingly malnourished, like i'm australian and all my clothes are only really good to keep warm if it's above like 15c/59f. it's also just very expensive just to exist here because it costs $40 in gas to get to the closest town we can actually buy groceries from + we need to buy and scavenge firewood wherever we find it because campfires are the only way we can heat up water or cook anything right now. i've been foraging and trapping invasive animals to supplement my diet but it's really not enough and i've been getting sick from malnourishment again. we also had e-coli in the household recently and three of us have gone into hospital (including myself) in the past month and i'm kind of at my limit. since we have no power i've had to pay a stupid amount for my phone bill and data also like everything is truly so fucking expensive.

pāypāl.me/hoodypet

please specify that it's for irawhiti, this is my friend's paypal. thank you so much if you can help me at all, i'm trying to take this shit in stride but i'm kind of absolutely fucked right now as much as i hate to admit it

#i hate doing this lmfao but uh. i'm not doing too well. #i don't even have a bed #i have some fabric on a base we made up but it's not a bed and it causes a lot of pain

[cemeterything]

Homophobic bioterrorist. Someone should put you on a watchlist

yeah this post is definitely worth subjecting me to the violence of state surveillance over i agree someone get the FBI's top agents on this one right now

#this is not the only ask in my inbox i got about this either lmfao #i guess some of us missed the part where i said if i was a fictional character #which im sorry but thats really funny. why do you hate gay people james.

[unpretty]

saw a content farm/reposter account doing stealth promo for a dropshipper store with these betta cuff earrings, so i hunted down the originals. they're from tannybunny.com, they also have an etsy if you're more comfortable with that.

#original #this isn't an ad or affiliate thing i just hate those accounts lmfao #'i love these earrings so much here's a link to shady dot randos!!' yeah okay sure #and they get a thousand notes on that shit! it's nuts!! #ironically while i might be able to afford the bootlegs the real thing might be too rich for my blood