my parents got my favourite ice cream cause it helps with a sore throat. i'm sorry, i'm gonna go cry rn
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28 years old and asking my mum if there is hidden etiquette for using a basket in the grocery store
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Me: I’m gonna let people know when they cross my personal boundaries, so I feel less uncomfortable !!
Also me when someone crosses a boundary: oh don’t worry, it’s fine, no no you haven’t done anything wrong you’re good, like don’t even worry about it, it’s totally fine :’D
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Aaaaaa
I'm again using him for eclipse
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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i keep seeing people talk about dan and phil who are they???
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Basic phone call practice like I'm gonna get a good grade in saying things like hello and okay in a monotonous stutter a thing both normal to want and possible to achieve
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i wanted to draw batman's fresh as fuck look, but robin totally stole the show.
this post is about him now
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