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lunaviee · 1 year

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can i request where reader cant go to their match and they got angry which makes them say the word "i shouldve invite *ex's name*, she wouldve come." and reader reaction can be up to you! with rin and maybe chigiri? thank you so much and please stay hydrate! sending loves <33

OHHH MYYY GODDD ANONNN……..

the way i gasped so loud when i saw this OMGOMG

okay so, idk if you’re wanting PURE ANGST for this but like i’ll add fluff at the end anyway bc the more the merrier😇😁😁

OKAY SO UMM..i’m a procrastinator, it’s no secret. so uhh chigiris will be posted when i remember to work on it, sorry😭

“are you serious?” “you’re..kidding, right?”

chigiri hyoma and rin itoshi x reader (seperate) click here for chigiri’s

tags/warnings: angst to comfort, swearing, arguing, NOT PROOFREAD…

synopsis: if he’s so insistent on you being there to support him, why doesn’t he do the same?

a/n: i am SO SORRY this took so long </3 i got busy but this request is soo..chefs kiss i hope i did it justice😓

RIN ITOSHI—

the faint mumbles from the tv filled rin’s apartment as you made a quick snack to eat, knowing your boyfriend should be home any minute. you sat down on the couch to eat, turning the tv volume up as background noise while you looked out the window. it faced a gorgeous view of your city, along with a nice view of the sunset.

after some time, you were back in the kitchen to clean up a bit.

*click*

the jingling of keys indicated rin was home, a tad later that usual but you payed no mind to it.

“hey,” you smiled, “welcome home, how was practice?” arms wrapping around his neck as he set his bag down, taking his shoes off. his arm snaked around your waist to pull you closer to him, planting a kiss on your temple.

“eh, same as always. those lukewarm lunatics don’t know what they’re doing”

you hummed in response, rin pulling away from you to look you in the eye. he spoke again. “we have a game in a few days. you’re going, right?” it sounded more like a demand than a question.

“oh uh about that” you broke eye contact, a twinge of nervousness tainted your face. “i was given an extra shift at work so i’ll be swamped, i don’t think i’ll be able to make it, sorry”

his before softened gaze now pierced right through you, full of annoyance. “really? i thought you’d want to come to my games.” his arms left your torso and flopped to his side, lower back resting on the counter.

“i do! i always do..rin you know this, i go to your games when i can but lately i’ve just been more busy an-” you rambled.

he cut you off, “quit the excuses.”

“excuse me?” you replied, shocked at how his silver tongue was so quick to interrupt you.

“i get it. you’re busy. you don’t have to make up these half-baked excuses and try to make me feel better.” he moved from the counter, straightening his back and showing his full height, looking down on you as if you were less than him at that moment.

“excuses? rin, what the hell are you talking about? i’m being serious.” confusion swirled in your mind, what was up with him??

“you know, i never had these problems with *ex’s name*. she was always happy to come to my games. no excuses, no lies. every game, she was there. why can’t you be like that?” rin’s venom stained words singed into your brain, glints of annoyance pooled in his eyes. a twinge of guilt settled in his gut the minute those words spilled out of his mouth, but he payed no mind to it.

“what?” your eyes widened in disbelief, “are you fucking serious?”

how could he say that? sure, rin was petty and used bitter language when he was upset, but comparing you to his ex? that was a new low, even for him. after all of the crap you two talked about when mentioning both of your exes in the past, you’d assume he’d want absolutely nothing to do with her. right?

“why wouldn’t i be?” not once did his gaze leave your figure, was he serious? “she actually took my career seriously.”

you were beyond shocked, eyes narrowing as your brows knitted together. “invite her then.” you retorted. “maybe i will, maybe then i’ll have someone who actually supports me there.” he scoffed.

his words made your blood boil, eye twitching before you spoke again, “get out.” you gritted through your teeth, fingers fiddling with the hem of your (his) sweater as to not lose your cool.

“what?” he scoffed, not expecting such a response (he really should have, what was he thinking??)

“did i fucking stutter? or is your skull too thick to hear what i have to say. get. out.”

the strikers face further scrunched, yet not moving an inch. “this is my apartment. if you’re upset, then leave.” he brushed past you without a single regret as to what he had said, not entirely believing you’d actually leave, where else did you have to go?

“fine then.” you slipped your shoes on while dialing a number on your phone before slamming the door, leaving the rin to sit with his thoughts. you had much, much more to say, but the thought of having to stay in the same vicinity as you made your stomach churn.

who did you call? why, your best friend of course, who else would you trust with this information. sure, rin’s teammates weren’t bad people to open up to, but you needed someone who could understand your feelings through angry sobs and incoherent mumbles.

it was only a matter of time before you were sat on yours friends bed, angry tears burning your cheeks as you rambled on about how dumb your boyfriend was.

“break up with him” your friend mumbled, only half joking. “me personally, i wouldn’t stay with a man, nah, a BOY who brings up his ex when he’s mad..”

you lifted your head from the tear stained pillow to meet your friend’s gaze. “yeah but……ugh i hate when you’re right” your sentence ending with a laugh

“i’m kidding..kind of” she sneered “either way, screw him, ghost his ass until he comes crying at your doorstep”

“what??” you shot up from your position, now almost on top of your friend. she was faced you, a more serious expression painting her face

“seriously though, you shouldn’t have to deal with that shit [n/n], he has the be the one to apologize.” you nodded in response, good thing your friend had a bit more common sense than you did in that moment.

“yeah, you’re right, thanks”

“any time, now do you wanna stay here or are you good to go home?”

“i’ll stay here and bug you more”

“okay then” she laughed out, the two of you now laying on the bed on your backs, staring at the ceiling

• { time skip - two days later } •

the radio silence that came from rin was like torture, did he not care? not a single text or phone call, not even a message given from one of his teammates. it was hard to stay positive.

sure, he deserved the silent treatment, but he was your boyfriend. his company single-handedly made your days better. being separated because of a fight that he didn’t want to resolve was stupid.

your friend tried taking you out today to get your mind off of the situation. it was going well, up until you walked into your favorite cafe.

you were met with a face you were too familiar with. rin’s. his eyes widened in disbelief and he twitched, almost as if he was about to run after you. and so you and your friend took one good look at him and immediately left. if the argument was going to be resolved, it wasn’t going to be in a public cafe.

your friend pushed you by the shoulders as you both shuffled out of the doors, you pulling out your phone to find another place to go to at the same time.

“shit.” was the only thing that rin had managed to mutter out as he saw the two of you running away from the cafe. it’s not that he wanted to avoid you. it’s that he was ashamed. he was scared that nothing he would say would amount to enough of an apology for what he said.

rin was scared that this was the end of you two. his worst fears of losing the one person he knew loved and understood him were coming true and is was his fault. the past few days were filled with doubt and regret, his teammates even noticing his practices were depleting.

the rest of the day came and went, your friend dropped you off back at your apartment where you collapsed on the couch, left with your thoughts once again. you were about to just pass out on your couch and ditch work the next morning, like you have been for the past few days.

that was until you heard a frantic knock on your door, jolting you awake. your worried expression dropped to one of annoyance and bitterness; it was rin. but, he looked different. his usually blank expression was now one of exhaustion and hurt.

he’d been..crying?

your eyes widened in confusion, you opened your mouth to tell him to leave before he cut you off.

“i’m sorry” he blurted out

he was looking down to you, except it was much different than before. rin looked desperate, his eye contact only further confirmed it.

he reached his hand out to place it on your shoulder, hesitating. you opened the door to let him in, sitting on the edge of your couch next to each other.

“i’m so sorry [name].”

“i know.”

“it was stupid, you mean so much to me and i..i ruined it.”

“i know.”

“please, you don’t need to forgive me now i just…”

he paused. rin’s head moved to look at the ground.

“i just need to know you won’t leave me. you can ignore me for as long as you’d like and i’d understand. but just…please i need you back” he begged, small tears brimming at his eyes, what a rare sight to see.

silence fell between the two of you, but it wasn’t like the comfortable silences you’ve shared before. it was tense and awkward.

“okay” your voice was barely above a whisper, “i won’t leave you, i think we both know that” you say with a smile.

rin looked back up at you, eyes wide, full of hope and relief.

“but listen i…” the moonlight only further highlighted just how much the two of you had been crying

“it’s gonna take some time. that was really fucked up, you know that?”

“yeah..yeah i know. i’m sorry. you’re nothing like her i-”

“i know.”

the two of you were now looking at each other, faces flushed from crying and relief. the silence was comfortable again.

“let’s just..go to sleep, yeah? we can talk about it in the morning, i think we both could discuss better afterwards” you offered, leaning closer to the armrest of your couch as you were too tired to go to your bed

rin hummed back in response, laying on your chest as he wrapped his arms around your waist. your hands found their way to his hair, heartbeats practically synchronizing.

“you know..i’m still not going to your game” you whispered, peeking one eye open to watch your boyfriend. he smiled, “i know” a laugh spilled out of his mouth before you both fell asleep.

#blue lock #blue lock x reader #bllk #bllk x reader #angst #comfort #rin itoshi #rin itoshi x reader #itoshi rin #itoshi rin x reader #rin x reader #bllk rin #✩ vie writes

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girlboypersonthingy · 1 year

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brooooooo vi and jinx but you have to convince them to do chores but they ask for kisses as payment idk soft thoughts abt being domestic with them as my girlfriend(s) is yes TwT a headcanon plz 🙏

🥰😇 bro this is so precious, stop it rn. Little soft drabble about being domestic and doing chores with the girls? Sign me tf up! Also, i was like already half way through writing this when i realized you wanted headcanons so…oops, hope you still like it. Thanks for the request! ENJOY~

Sunday Chores 🌤️

JINX 🦋

“Come on, babe. I need your help here.” Jinx groans at your words, not moving from her spot on the couch. “Noooo. Screw cleaning. Come sit with me! Let’s watch a movie or something.” You send her a playful glare as you try to contain your smile. “This place is a mess. I can’t relax until it’s clean. It’s really bugging me. Jinx, please just give me a hand? It’ll go by faster that way.”

You watch as she stands slowly from the couch, her hands behind her back as she approaches you. “And what do I get in return?” She’s so close to you now, you can feel her breath on your face. “Uh…what…do you want?” And she’s got an evil smirk on her pretty plum colored lips. “Oh you know what I want, sugar.” You’re nervous at how close she is to you and the way her blue eyes are watching you so intensely, but you’re also giddy and excited. You know damn well what she wants. So you lean in closer to her, pressing a single gentle kiss to her lips then pulling back to see her reaction. Her smirk has transformed into a dorky grin as she stares at your lips. Finally, she complies. “Mmmm fine. What do you need me to do?”

“You vacuum and I’ll dust. Is that okay with you?” She nods but pouts her lips at the same time. As you begin wiping all the tables and other surfaces in your home, you keep hearing the vacuum become still, you can tell by the noise that she’s not even moving it. Every time, you glance over to see the blue haired girl staring at you. As soon as your gaze meets her own, she’s looking away and trying to act all innocent as she continues to push the vacuum back and forth. “Every time you stop and get distracted by me, I’m subtracting one kiss from your reward. You’ve got like 5 kisses left out of 10.”

She drops the vacuum handle immediately, yelling out in frustration as it smacks the ground. “What?! (Y/N), nooooo.” The vacuum is still vibrating against the floor as she runs to you and clings to your arm. “Take it back.” She furrows her brows at you, trying to intimidate you into giving her what she wants. You just smile and gently cup her cheek in your hand. “Okay okay, I take it back. If you can finish vacuuming before I’m done dusting, you can have as many kisses as you want, darling.” And now she’s enthusiastically running back to the vacuum she abandoned just moments ago.

You laugh softly at how she would do anything for you just to get some loving kisses. You continue to glance over and check on her, noticing that now she is actually focused on getting the task done and this makes you smile so hard. She’s so cute.

She’s finished after about 15 minutes and now you’re standing on the couch, still trying to wipe dust off the ceiling fan when you feel her step up on the cushion next to you. “The fan can wait until later.” She’s grabbing your waist with desperate hands and red cheeks. “Oh my god, you’re so impatient. Fine.” You drop your rag and turn to her, kissing her lips softly. You can’t even be annoyed, you want her kisses just as badly as she wants yours.

Before you know it, you’re laying on your back on the couch with Jinx straddling your lap, kissing you like a feral animal in heat. She has her slender fingers interlaced with yours as she pins your hands above your head. Her kiss is passionate and heavy and so so good, you love when she gets all needy for you like this. You can feel her smiling against your lips as her hands leave yours.

“So what do I have to do to get you to finish the dishes, honey?” You mumble against her mouth and now that chaotic smirk is back on her face again. She has a few ideas of what you can reward her with next~

VI 💘

As you’re scrubbing the dishes in the sink, leaning against the counter, you feel two hands quickly grab your butt, making you jump. “Geez, Vi.” You flick a bit of water back at her, making her face scrunch up. “What? You’re the one with the perfect ass. How can you expect me to control myself?” This makes you laugh and start to lose focus of the task at hand. “Well why don’t you give me a hand? This kitchen is a-“ And she cuts you off as she takes the opportunity to grab your ass again. “A hand…like this?” And now she’s using both hands again. “I can use both hands if you’d like.”

You turn around to face her, the faucet still running as you flick more water at her. “Violet! Please. This place is a mess. Come on, give me a hand with cleaning up?” Her flirty smile changes to a soft sympathetic look. “Alright, fine. But we are picking up where we left off once we are done.” You nod and turn back to the sink, your cheeks turning pink. “Okay, deal.” And now that you’re turned around, she takes the chance to slap your ass one more time before going to get the cleaning supplies she needs.

You continue with the dishes as she’s wiping down the counters, stove, microwave, all the stuff that gets messy in the kitchen. You bend over every few seconds to put the dishes in the washer and as you glance over to check on your pink haired partner, you see her staring, practically drooling over you. She’s so shameless too. She doesn’t even try to pretend like she’s not gawking over you. “You are so ridiculous. If you want some of this, you better hurry up and finish your chores. I’m almost done with mine.” And now she’s trying to hurry and scrub the counters clean with all her strength.

You finally finish, close up the dishwasher and set it to start cleaning. “You almost done?” As you turn around, Vi is already right there in your face. “Now where were we?” Her strong arms circle your waist as she gently rubs her freckled nose against yours. This gets you laughing softly as your arms find their way around her neck. She kisses you softly then surprises you by lifting you up and sitting you on the kitchen counter. “Ah! Vi…the counters are still wet.” She shrugs and ignores your comment before kissing you again. “Don’t care.” She speaks against your lips as she grabs your waist with a tight squeeze and then deepens your kiss.

It’s only a matter of seconds until you two are making out, your hands tangled in her short pink hair as her fingers are trailing up your shirt. Her gentle touch is so soft it’s making you giggle which in turn makes her laugh too. “God, I love your laugh.” She pulls away to speak, her smile so big.

Before you can respond, she’s kissing you hard again as she pulls your body to the edge of the counter and closer to her. You take the chance to wrap your legs around her waist as your lips match her pace. You pull away for just a second to catch your breath. “Mmm so…what if I asked you to put away the laundry?” Vi pulls back and gives you an innocent smile. “Whatever you want, I’ll do it.” You smile at her and watch as her smile becomes a smirk. “And whatever I want, you’ll do it. That’s my reward... Got it?” You gulp, somewhat nervous but also aroused at her tone.

“Yes ma’am~”

#arcane #arcane league of legends #arcane lol #arcane x reader #arcane x you #vi arcane #arcane vi #violet arcane #arcane violet #vi x reader #violet x reader #here comes vi #jinx arcane #arcane jinx #jinx x reader #get jinxed #arcane fandom #jinx league of legends #vi league of legends

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vauxxy · 8 days

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my camp half blood oc ^_^

YALL SHES ADORABLE

her name is odette van schmidt and she’s a child of dionysus 😇

her story is actually rlly funny tbh. makes me crack up a bit. so here it is

basically dionysus met her mum (a rich socialite) at a party she was throwing for the opening of an art gallery, and it was getting late so everyone was going home. odettes mum looked over at dionysus and was like ‘omfg these old geezers r soooo boring. wanna hit the club?’ and dionysus was like ‘have my baby’ SO SHE DID.

9 months later she gave birth to odette van schmidt: the lying, unstable (possible future addict), drama queen JOY of dionysus.

by the time odette turned 14, her mum was like ‘right. this girl needs to get her ass to boarding school’ bc she could not stop CAUSING A RUCKUS. she was a menace during important parties and events- not because she wasn’t good at parties; but because they weren’t fun. while her mum agreed with her, she had grown out of her party girl phase and had to settle down.

well, odette didn’t fight her mums decision to send her to boarding school. after all, that’s where the craziest shit happens, doesn’t it? especially in new york.

so imagine this: odette van schmidt, the pretty girl with weird eyes and designer clothes CHOWING DOWN ON SPECIAL BROWNIES WITH HER ROOMMATE WHO LOOKS LIKE HOMELESS MAN IN A PRETTY GIRLS BODY.

odette could NOT stop getting into trouble. always sneaking off with her friends, partying her weekends away. by the age of 15 she had developed a pretty bad habit of taking a shot of vodka every sunday morning to get through the preachy ass mandatory services.

odettes mum had enough when she found out her daughter wasn’t taking her meds everyday at 8:00, and was instead lighting up at 4:20.

odettes mum had to call her baby daddy and tell him to pick her up for the summer. odette heard this call, and jumped to the conclusion she was getting sent to REHAB. so she ran.

she ran fast and fast and fast and fast. all the way from manhattan to queens.

ofc odette always saw weird shit. but she just always chalked it up to sleep deprivation, adhd, maladaptive daydreaming, and later in her teens: drug induced hallucinations.

after walking around new york aimlessly for 3 hours to escape rehab, her mum gave her a call.

“hey odette… can you come back home? bc ur lowkey a demigod and I WONT SEND YOU TO REHAB BABY IM SORRY I WONT ITS FINE YOU WERE ONLY SMOKING WEED ITS OKAY BABY-”

BOOM. hellhound right in the middle of the dingiest 7/11 in all of queens.

odette booked it- already terrified by what her mum said, and even more so by this terrifying dog thing.

she ran down at alleyway, hoping to escape the gross mangy dog, but she wasn’t fast or sharp enough to lose it or outsmart it. the hellhound attacked her from behind, ripping through the back of her shirt and leaving a scar that ran across the length of her back.

like that shit was BIG. like, from her neck down to her hipbone.

odette was vengeful thoguh. she was more angry than she was in pain, so she took out her pocketknife and started stabbing and punching that thing away. LIKE. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN PROTECT HER FROM A HELLHOUND??? but then the mutt started chasing its tail and howling like crazy, making it easier to put it down like an old dog.

and poof.

into thin air.

“alright what the fuck”

so there she lay- sitting and panting and wheezing in an alleyway, bleeding out. so she decided to pray,

“god i’m sorry for drinking on sundays! i’m sorry for using bible pages to roll! i’ll do anything to make it up to you!”

“girl, it’s fine.”

all of a sudden, there was this middle aged guy in front of her with the same eyes as her and the worst fashion sense she’d ever seen.

“i didn’t know jesus shopped at h&m…”

“jeez, you sound like ur mother.”

after 10 awkward seconds of silence, odette passed the fuck out. bc her back is a war zone. obviously.

when she woke up the next day, she was at the most rank hospital she’d ever been to. but all the doctors were cute. they were all blonde and spoke like poets and had such gentle hands. but they were wearing the most atrocious orange shirts.

good thing I’VE got STY-

odette looked down at herself. “are you fucking kidding me.”

orange was not her colour. it was purple.

after she got all healed up, two blonde 13 year olds who looked just like her arrived at the infirmary. “hiiiiii welcome to rehabbbbbbb”

“oh my god i’m actually going to kill myself”

castor and pollux eventually cleared up mostly everything about camp (after fucking around with their new older sister a bit more, of course), and proceeded to take her to get some food in her tall ass stomach.

she ate. and then she ate a bit more. and then she complained. and then she asked if her mum has her ‘crazy meds’. and then she asked for new clothes. and then she called her mummy and asked her for new clothes or perfume or anything. and then she walked over to the big house to complain about something again.

and as soon as she walked through the doors, screaming about how she can’t party with a torn up back- she was claimed.

“oh my gods odette. we have your stuff. its fine. it’s cool. you’re my daughter btw. and no drinking at camp.”

“… why would my mum fuck a guy who shops at h&m?”

“I DO NOT SHOP AT H&M, I AM A GOD-“

odette blanked. she wasnt really good at faces. much better with names. that’s what u get for being a history buff who can’t make eye contact i guess.

“… which one, sorry?”

“… dionysus?”

“oh. that checks out.”

#pjo #pjo oc #pjo ocs #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo series #dionysus #child of dionysus #dionysus kids #cabin 12 #cabin 12 oc #odette van schmidt #odette

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punkscowardschampions · 11 months

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Nancy & Teddy Pt.1

Nancy: Darling, PLEASE tell me you are currently in the city 🙏👀

Teddy: You caught me, I am, in fact

Nancy: It was a safe bet, it’s not ski season

Nancy: speaking of, are you still going with [the last girl he was, to our knowledge]?

Teddy: It isn’t cuffing season either, darling

Teddy: my interest in her is long expired

Nancy: Yay!

Nancy: You can do me the biggest favour ever then 👏😽

Teddy: Which is? Do tell

Nancy: You’ve seen my cousin Grace at parties before, right?

Teddy: 🤔 I can’t place her without some more info

Nancy: [send him the latest pics of y’all together]

Nancy: any more info required?

Teddy: I could ask why she follows you around like a [insert whatever the trendy small dog of the era is because different breeds are popular and pop off at different times] but I’m not entirely sure I care

Nancy: You should know what great fun I am

Nancy: and how else is she getting the hookup 💁‍♀️

Teddy: I know her accent grates, there’s a poss nickname in there somewhere

Nancy: no, no, you have to be the perfect gentleman, I need you to distract her from blathering so much

Teddy: Whose idea of fun is that, Nance?

Teddy: certainly not mine

Nancy: I know but the fun comes afterwards

Nancy: As if I would just offer out the job with no idea of the salary it’s worth

Teddy: You’re milking this, get to the point where I have the full picture, I’m begging you 🙏👀

Nancy: How telling…

Nancy: fine, I need her distracted, give it a date before you get straight to the point and she’ll do whatever you want her to, trust me

Nancy: and when she has gone home again, I have enough K to take out the whole of Cheltenham, you get first dibs

Teddy: See? Was that truly SO difficult?

Nancy: I’m doubting your ability to play nice and wait for it though

Nancy: perhaps I’ll have to ask [some random boys y’all both know, casual list lol]

Teddy: Your lack of trust devastates me 💔

Teddy: don’t you think I have adequate form for you to have a measure of faith?

Nancy: Missing my [whatever flimsy reason we have to have a party] party would devastate you, [the last party you threw that he was not at for whatever reason] was immense, I can’t send you those photos

Nancy: That’ll be why you were my first thought, the main reason at least

Teddy: I can do 💝🧸💐 anytime & anywhere, clue is rather in the name

Teddy: & you could send me those photos if you wanted to

Nancy: Your mother knew how killer a combo it’d be with your cute face, the foresight is impressive

Nancy: Perhaps

Nancy: on a platform where the evidence disappears after 24hrs

Teddy: Nobody likes a tease, my mother included

Nancy: She isn’t that but I’m sure your mother would still loathe her

Teddy: Undoubtedly, it’s a speciality of hers, but I can’t say I blame her, nobody is good enough for me either

Nancy: Baby perks, I am not familiar

Nancy: beyond how tiring it is to watch everyone fawn over Ava

Teddy: But you’re prepared to watch your cousin fawn over me?

Nancy: Well, why would that bother me? 🤔

Teddy: It’s slightly sacrificial & it’s not even your birthday 🎃💀

Nancy: Of you or her?

Nancy: because neither of you has anything to be scared of, I promise

Teddy: Me, of course

Teddy: what’s WRONG with her that she needs to rely so heavily on my charity?

Nancy: She won’t just be grateful to you if I’ve helped set you two up, obviously

Teddy: You haven’t answered my question

Nancy: That depends on your outlook, the lack of stable parenting and family trauma probably makes her an ideal lay

Nancy: it also means I’m the only guiding force in her life

Teddy: You’re doing me a favour too, from that outlook

Teddy: it’s convenient, but I’m not upset about it

Nancy: I know, I’m a nice person

Teddy: You’re a devious person

Teddy: 😈 beats 😇

Nancy: And if you do a good enough job, we could play with her together, it’s a possibility

Teddy: I’ll keep it in mind, as a motivational tool

Nancy: First you have to think up how you’re going to ‘notice’ her

Teddy: a worthy meet cute

Nancy: Mm, well, she doesn’t keep much off her socials, personality and list of likes and dislikes have basically been handed to you on a plate

Teddy: From what I’ve scoped out thus far, you’re being too kind suggesting she has a personality

Nancy: So mean! 🤭

Nancy: I’m her personality, duh

Teddy: Perhaps I can spin spilling ☕️ on her into a romantic moment as that’s all she does, socially, when you aren’t around

Nancy: Very unassuming, very sweet

Nancy: I know she’s had the fantasy

Teddy: When’s she coming back?

Nancy: Whenever I want

Nancy: and I am SO bored right now

Teddy: I know the feeling

Nancy: Are you doing the whole Uni thing?

Teddy: For my sins

Nancy: Are you on the team?

Nancy: The rugby guys had the best parties

Teddy: [idk about rugby but tell her what position you play because you definitely would be that bitch like it or not cos your dad is clearly that bitch and made your brother be too, hence you’re at uni in the first place]

Nancy: So you can invite her to watch you play 🥴

Teddy: It’s a date

Nancy: 💘 puke

Nancy: [your friend when Uni days that you just lived through] fully got through the whole team in freshers

Teddy: Our [friend’s name] was called [another girl’s name because clearly this is just a thing peeps do] 💘

Nancy: That’s what you’re paying the tuition for, after-all

Teddy: So true

Nancy: You’re ready to do this whenever I can get her here, right?

Nancy: because I am at real risk of texting my ex now we’ve taken this trip down memory lane and that is simply too tragic for me

Teddy: If only to heroically save you from that fate

Nancy: I heard, you’re bored too

Nancy: there’s been nothing to do lately

Teddy: OR I’m getting into character & practising being a gentleman

Nancy: you’re good at it, it’s almost like you have a brother who went insanely boring or something

Teddy: & a sister who married someone old & boring despite being insane, all his meet cutes are probably in black & white

Nancy: It’s what smart girls have to do, eventually, worst luck

Teddy: Spare me an invitation to yours, once was more than sufficient

Nancy: You know I have you beat in sibling sob stories, the tragedy gets worse and worse with mine

Teddy: We’re both painfully aware SHE isn’t the family sob story, in comparison to J’s wedding day, hers was a triumph

Nancy: I’m not sure what your parents were thinking with the child bride situ… wasn’t a good look, state of her in the dress aside

Teddy: Hostage situation for everyone involved

Nancy: at least the trauma will stop us having to watch Ava go down the aisle

Teddy: I’ve noticed Grace is a babysitter, which will stop me having to watch his children

Nancy: Ooh, listen to you

Nancy: how long do you think you can make this work?

Teddy: As long as it’s beneficial

Nancy: Well, she’s definitely a willing babysitter, that isn’t changing

Teddy: She can stay, for a while

Nancy: she basically treats my spare room like it’s hers so

Teddy: We’ll be seeing more of each other then

Nancy: Probably, providing your mask doesn’t slip

Teddy: & she doesn’t move herself into my room instead

Nancy: She’s still a [whatever breed of dog we called her]

Teddy: I’ve got a loud whistle in me

Nancy: 😏 prove it

Teddy: & how good I am at tug of war when you lose it to me

Nancy: Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre white boy, loves it

Teddy: Firstly, you’re also white, so the shots weren’t fired with enough force there & secondly, I’ve never been accused of being mediocre outside of a classroom

Nancy: Golden boy is a little literal but I’d take it to heart too

Teddy: Bold to assume I have a heart, darling

Nancy: Fake it to break hers, yeah

Teddy: It’ll be something to do

Nancy: it’s that or the whole Eliza Doolittle bit and that isn’t that entertaining tbh

Nancy: I knew you’d be interested

Teddy: Singing would be where I drew the line

Nancy: spoilsport 😜

Teddy: For her, maybe not for you

Nancy: Convincing, well done, you

Teddy: One thing I’ll always do is prove myself

Nancy: That’s a dangerous thing to say to someone like me, darling

Teddy: Danger isn’t the deterrent it should be for someone like me

Nancy: Aren’t you thankful I’m such a nice person that won’t take advantage then

Teddy: OR you’re being an even bigger spoilsport by not

Nancy: Me? Never

Nancy: all I do is have a good time, what’s the point in anything else

Teddy: Preaching to the choir

Nancy: Suits 😇

Teddy: Me? Never 😈

Nancy: You’re good fun

Nancy: it’ll be amusing watching you be her ideal version of a man when I know what you’re really like

Teddy: I’m looking forward to being watched by you

Nancy: You should be, I don’t give out my interest for just anything

Teddy: If I’m not everything, I’m not interested & I’ll forfeit

Nancy: You aren’t going to forfeit

Teddy: You aren’t going to look away

Nancy: you’ll blink before I do

Teddy: I wouldn’t dare, there’s too much I could miss

Nancy: Right answer

Nancy: do you live at home or in halls?

Teddy: You know the answer, cherished baby & golden boy

Teddy: why slum it in halls?

Nancy: You are going to need to use my place then

Teddy: There are limits to how well I could counteract my mother’s blatant hatred, yeah

Nancy: Can’t have her ‘accidentally’ walking in every time

Teddy: Enough that it’s believably accidental only

Nancy: What’s it like, being the favourite?

Teddy: Fantastic

Nancy: Hm

Teddy: But I’m not my father’s, somehow she remains his favourite

Nancy: Freud knows why

Teddy: I’m hopeful they could divorce over it, my friends parents have for a lot less

Nancy: getting to pit them against each other would be amazing, been so woefully deprived of the chance

Teddy: I’ve been driving a wedge for years, I think once he expects me to work for him that’ll be the final straw

Nancy: What tiresome thing does he even do?

Teddy: Who knows? [and a guess that is wrong lol because this boy doesn’t care haha]?

Nancy: I shan’t be marrying your father when mine cuts me off 😴

Teddy: Well that’s the step-mother fantasy dashed 💔

Nancy: 😆 you’ll have to pray your real one isn’t a beast

Teddy: I’ll get you to reconsider, prayers answered

Nancy: It is the ideal set-up

Nancy: your sister should have waited a few more years, lest she look entirely predatory herself

Teddy: Perhaps she was concerned he’d die if she waited any longer

Nancy: 🤢

Nancy: I’m just going to start dealing, I can’t handle it

Teddy: I’ll keep your lights on without seeing you resort to a hard day’s work

Nancy: SO gentlemanly

Nancy: I’d be a useless drugs mule, I’m simply keeping the stuff

Teddy: I’m trying to sell it 🤵🏼

Nancy: hate to talk ill of her but I don’t think that’s going to be a great challenge

Nancy: She hasn’t had a boyfriend that wasn’t some sort of shit

Teddy: Oh, in that case, I’m just trying to stop you from getting some boyfriend in to pay your bills

Nancy: As if I could

Teddy: You could, of course you could

Nancy: If you get enough use out of the spare room, I can charge you rent, how about that?

Teddy: 🤝

Nancy: wouldn’t want you thinking I’m enjoying having you around

Teddy: Your cousin is going to be the delusional one

Nancy: 🤝

Nancy: She’ll arrive [whatever time ASAP because the vibe]

Teddy: I’ll run in to her at [a coffee shop she always goes to and tags near to where Nancy lives] ASAP

Nancy: I look forward to her liveblog

Nancy: You should wear [something he owns that we have seen him in that we think is a mood, clearly]

Teddy: Okay, I will

Nancy: Trust me, she’ll not believe you’re even talking to her

Teddy: I can’t believe I’ve agreed to

Nancy: Come on, you might really like her, Teddy

Teddy: She’ll be convinced it’s real

Nancy: but maybe you’ll fall in love and I can keep the lights on being a matchmaker 😍😽

Teddy: You should be a comedian

Nancy: 😏 you’ll like her a lot lot more when she’s loyal to you too

Teddy: We’re not allowed pets, I have always wanted a dog

Nancy: Awh, 🥺 now

Teddy: Would you let me keep one in your spare room?

Nancy: There are no rules at my place

Teddy: Come puppy shopping with me then, you’re bored

Nancy: This is as you’re not setting me up with one of your lame friends to mould to my whims?

Nancy: Probably a better offer

Teddy: Guaranteed, none of my friends could handle your whims

Nancy: So devastatingly true

Teddy: So put on [something he’s seen her wear] & let’s go

Nancy: Is that what people wear to puppy shop?

Teddy: No idea, I’ve been denied the opportunity until now

Teddy: but I’ve had the chance to see you in [these clothes] & I know it bears repeating

Nancy: You wouldn’t sell a puppy to an ugly person, would you

Nancy: better to be overdressed and hot, for a few reasons

Teddy: What breed shall we buy?

Nancy: NOT [whatever we said Grace was, like you would be so triggered]

Nancy: I think you like bigger dogs, proper ones

Teddy: Yeah, you’re correct

Nancy: Me too, and a boy one

Teddy: What’s your ex boyfriend’s name?

Nancy: [me like I dread to think tbh you got a dog’s name yourself boy lmao]

Teddy: Strike it from the list

Nancy: 🤭 he’ll be lumbering his own future spawn with that name, poor thing

Teddy: Won’t catch me doing my father’s trick with the II

Nancy: The pressure to be as 💝🧸💐 as you is too much

Teddy: He’d have to look exactly like me or it’s an elephant in the room

Nancy: James III nailed that one part

Teddy: 👏 failed with every other comparison & expectation twice as spectacularly to compensate

Nancy: Poor boy, he used to be fun

Teddy: Who remembers that far back?

Nancy: Not you 👶

Teddy: I’m all grown up now

Nancy: So I’ve heard

Teddy: Who’s been telling tales of me?

Nancy: No, that’s classified

Teddy: Don’t hold out, share the info

Nancy: Think about it, or is the list that long and that blurry?

Teddy: Truthfully, yeah, kind of

Nancy: Ahh, Uni

Nancy: we know lots of the same people, better and worse

Teddy: Postcode perks

Nancy: If I had to make a list of forbidden dog names, it’d be very telling, put it that way

Teddy: Well now you simply must

Nancy: When you can’t remember any of yours, allegedly

Nancy: I think not

Teddy: I can remember most of the boys, there isn’t as many

Nancy: or the memories are more cherished

Teddy: Ha ha, do you want the list or not?

Nancy: Obviously

Teddy: [drop that, however many there are because I just feel like that’s a posh boy thing to do, especially if you’re wilding]

Nancy: I totally slept with [one of] too! 😶

Teddy: I’m sure he’s slept with everyone in the city but I choose to cherish this unexpected connection

Nancy: Eskimo sisters, that’s what we call it

Teddy: Have you slept with [a girl he has who clearly gets around lol]?

Nancy: Yes but it was so horrific, we were so smashed so don’t be asking about me based on that

Teddy: You should have another go at her, it’s a fond memory for me

Nancy: Was it your first time or just a good time?

Teddy: One of the first times it was good

Nancy: I get it

Teddy: & she wasn’t like I thought she’d be

Teddy: maybe I should call her myself

Nancy: Does sound like you’re in love with her, yeah

Teddy: Be serious

Nancy: You, ruining my plans

Teddy: I don’t fall in love, be ruining my own plans

Nancy: just fake it

Teddy: Everyone’ll buy it

Nancy: People love love 😒

Teddy: Give me lust any day

Nancy: at least that only makes you act like an arsehole for a night

Nancy: it’s totally acceptable to be a terrible person when you’re in love

Teddy: It’ll be harder to fake, especially with your cousin

Teddy: she’s not making me feel lustful in the slightest

Nancy: You can’t think of someone else? Your girlfriend?

Nancy: not like she’s a complete virgin, it’ll feel good

Teddy: I’ve already got someone in mind, I’ll make it work

Nancy: You’re a trooper

Nancy: it’ll be me that has no choice but to think about it

Teddy: You’ll have a puppy to distract you, think about that

Nancy: Sounds dodgy, I’m not that much of a degenerate

Teddy: Wholesome family fun only, thank you

Nancy: Now he wants 😇

Teddy: I like to keep you having to learn new tricks, naturally

Nancy: If you DARE complete that phrase…

Teddy: ?? 🤔

Teddy: what phrase would that be?

Nancy: 👩‍🦳🐶 was heavily implied but if the words actually leave your mouth/keyboard

Teddy: You’re not that old or that much of a bitch

Nancy: Ha ha, you’re so criminally unfunny

Teddy: Creative way to keep your lights on if you intend to fine me by the word from now on

Nancy: I’ve had worse ideas, today and every other

Teddy: But you detest censorship, Nance

Nancy: It’s possible I hate being called old more

Teddy: I didn’t call you anything of the sort

Nancy: not THAT old means I am some old

Teddy: Only older than I am, no more

Nancy: That’s nothing, when I fuck your dad we can talk about age gaps

Teddy: When you fuck my dad we’ll have a lot to say to each other

Nancy: The stepmother fantasy is just having a discussion

Teddy: I’m sorry, does your fantasy involve a gag?

Teddy: this is why we require some discussion first

Nancy: 😅 you’re ridiculous

Teddy: I like to talk, I don’t think you appreciate how much her grating accent is going to put me off

Nancy: You DO want to Eliza Doolittle her

Nancy: you can talk all you like, just keep her quiet

Teddy: I’ll try

Nancy: Good boy, I have faith

Teddy: 👼☁️

Nancy: 🛐

Teddy: 💕💒💞

Nancy: She so would

Teddy: Who could blame her? She can’t do better than me

Nancy: So true

Teddy: But it’s too big of a reach that I’d 💍 when it’s going to seem implausible me liking her as much as I’m about to fake I do

Nancy: Imagine everyone’s reactions though

Teddy: I’m stuck imagining her outfit

Nancy: imagine mine

Teddy: It’d be worth it for that

Nancy: What would it take

Teddy: What would you really wear?

Nancy: Whatever you want because you’d not ever get to the 💒

Teddy: Would you do whatever I want if I did that for you?

Nancy: Yes

Teddy: Okay, I will

Nancy: It’s horrid of you to tease if you don’t mean it, you know how badly I want it

Teddy: I mean it, no teasing

Nancy: You’ll let her think you love her?

Teddy: Yeah, I’ll make her believe I do

Nancy: That you want to spend the rest of your life with her

Teddy: Somehow

Nancy: I’ll help you

Teddy: She’ll want it to be true, that’s half the battle won

Nancy: No one can blame her

Teddy: & rushing down the aisle as if we’re being coerced is what my family does best

Nancy: Hers too, she’s only childless by God’s will

Teddy: I don’t even need to be careful, you seriously have given me a gift

Nancy: she’s so lucky ☹️

Teddy: But you’re so much more fuckable, she’ll never be that

Nancy: You’re going to have to cum all over my body so you don’t breed me by accident

Teddy: I’m going to have to think about you to cum anywhere near her

Nancy: She can thank me for how many loads you sink into her

Teddy: She’s lucky to have you, we both are

Nancy: I told you I was a matchmaker

Teddy: I’m sorry I doubted you

Nancy: You’ve promised a lot that means all will be forgiven

Nancy: even if you don’t go through with it, right now I’m so wet it doesn’t matter

Teddy: I’m going through with all of it

Nancy: I will fuck [that random gal] with you, anything, remember

Teddy: I can’t remember a single thing about her right now

Nancy: I’m not mad about it

Teddy: I’m mad at you

Nancy: Why?

Teddy: All I can think about is how wet you are

Nancy: you’re entirely to blame

Teddy: & I so badly want to take FULL responsibility for it

Nancy: the sooner you work on her, the quicker you can claim what you’re doing to me

Teddy: ASAP, you heard me say so

Nancy: she’ll want you that bad, however stupid it makes her look

Teddy: However stupid she is, I’ll make her look more

Nancy: Your name sounds so good being fucked out of me, fyi

Teddy: Imagine yours, how loud I’m going to want to moan it every time I fuck her

Nancy: you can come next door, when she’s asleep

Teddy: I’ll put her to sleep so fast 🧸

Nancy: 🍼🍼

Teddy: You’ll never be bored again

Nancy: fuck it, marry her so we can use her

Teddy: I would

Nancy: You’re so fucked up

Teddy: She can look after any babies I accidentally give you

Nancy: condoms are a crime

Teddy: They take all the fun out of it

Nancy: I want her to drink your cum from me, badly

Teddy: She’ll do whatever either of us tell her to

Nancy: like a good wifey

Teddy: That makes you my mistress

Nancy: I think you need that

Teddy: How many married men have you slept with?

Nancy: [a number, at least a guesstimate]

Nancy: I want what’s not mine

Teddy: But what if I am yours?

Nancy: Teddy

Teddy: More than I’m hers, or anyone’s

Nancy: I’m not stupid, that’s why I take men other women think they own

Teddy: You’re insanely clever

Nancy: as long as you could be with anyone, I want you, I want everything you think about

Teddy: Why did you ask me to do this? How did you know I would?

Nancy: because you don’t pretend you don’t get a kick out of humiliating people too, at parties, when people stop themselves from laughing, you don’t

Teddy: When did you notice any of that about me? You’re always in the middle of everything

Nancy: Probably the last time I got kicked out of a party for being the bitch who took it too far, you looked at me, I knew you got it

Teddy: I wanted to go with you, but you weren’t alone, you never are

Nancy: Lonely people never are

Nancy: you would’ve fucked me better than whoever was

Teddy: I’ve looked at you during every party, for longer than I’ve had any sort of idea what to do with

Nancy: how fuckable you are is a problem, was

Teddy: You make me feel like I can take it further, everyone else is constantly trying to stop me

Nancy: It isn’t far enough, I want to never know what’s coming next, what we can get away with

Teddy: When we pull this off, we’ll be able to get away with anything

Nancy: boys like you deserve to get away with every fucked up scheme girls like me put in their heads

Teddy: I’d fucking marry you so nobody could force me to say a word to incriminate you, you know

Nancy: Jesus, silence the witnesses with me

Teddy: Everyone in this city, they’ll all be watching us

Nancy: Infamous, pay them all off

Teddy: I’m going to withdraw my entire trust fund to fuck you on top of it

Nancy: You want to marry your whore

Teddy: I want you to want it, I don’t care about her

Nancy: No one wants what they have, have the balls to take me

Teddy: You’re going to fucking love me

Nancy: Fuck, fuck!

Teddy: Nancy

Nancy: Tell me how it feels

Teddy: Your name feels like a high, getting to have it in my mouth

Nancy: Hers isn’t enough like mine, is it

Teddy: I’ll have to call her darling

Nancy: I’ll know it’s for me, like I knew what you wanted

Teddy: I’ll be talking to you, everything you can hear

Nancy: Convince her to have a threesome with me

Teddy: How are you going to convince her you don’t love me?

Nancy: Easy

Teddy: How are you going to stop yourself from saying yes to me when I propose to her?

Nancy: I’ll shove the nearest dick in my mouth, yours or otherwise

Teddy: Come ring shopping with me too

Nancy: You want to see it on my finger first

Teddy: Put the dress on when she buys one, ruin the surprise for me, give her all the bad luck

Nancy: Will you last to fuck me in it?

Teddy: I have to

Nancy: in the church, I need it

Teddy: Me too

Nancy: You’re only allowed to do it one way in the house of God though

Teddy: I want it to be true, so it is

Nancy: You shouldn’t be so much fun, I wanna ruin you

Teddy: You shouldn’t want to, which means you have to do it

Nancy: Promise I will

Teddy: I’m going to cum if you promise me things

Nancy: If you cum I promise I’ll think about it all day, do nothing else

Teddy: Oh Nance, I can imagine you thinking so hard

Nancy: It already hurts

Teddy: Darling

Nancy: darling

Teddy: I promise I’ll make you feel better soon

Nancy: It can’t come soon enough

Teddy: I’ll do nothing else but dedicate myself to taking care of your every whim

Nancy: You have to make her love you first

Teddy: I will, I can do that in a day

Nancy: 🎣

Teddy: 🏹💘

Nancy: Cupid is too niche a pet name

Teddy: Nothing is too niche

Teddy: but if you don’t like it, I’ll use it as my costume for your birthday party instead

Nancy: You have to now

Teddy: Call me whatever you want

Nancy: I have to

Nancy: even if in private for a while

Teddy: No censorship & no rules at your place

Teddy: in private everything goes

Nancy: and will, be why I don’t have a roommate anymore

Teddy: You must come over to my house sometime

Nancy: That’s such a thoughtful offer

Teddy: You can help me break my parents up

Nancy: As you’ve done all the hard work, you should get some help with the final nail in the coffin

Nancy: You’re all grown up now, why do they need to be together?

Teddy: II’s a wannabe tyrant, a second family would be more fit for purpose

Nancy: Who doesn’t love getting it right the second time ‘round

Teddy: Like he doesn’t have grandchildren for that

Nancy: Only your sisters, that aren’t infected with Woodall-James crazy

Teddy: G’s could come out as fossils, who knows?

Nancy: At least they won’t be mutants like my brothers 🤷‍♀️

Teddy: Tainted is tainted, but it’s real old school royal of him to want to keep the bloodline pure

Nancy: I don’t know if there’s anything pure about it, he just can’t get his dick hard for anyone else now, apparently

Teddy: Old school romantic then

Nancy: Every man in my family has this weird strain of obsession

Nancy: I don’t think my dad likes anyone but my mum, us included

Teddy: Understandable if the women are like you, I fully intend to ignore all our accidental children in favour of you

Nancy: 😏

Nancy: Accident I, II, III etc IS the only acceptable use of Roman numerals when it comes to naming

Teddy: I don’t know, I’d call a daughter yours because I like saying it so much

Nancy: She’ll be very confused, in a fun way though

Teddy: Her mother too if she isn’t you

Nancy: Just tell her how long you’ve been looking for me

Teddy: I can’t get into the habit of talking about you to people

Nancy: 👿

Teddy: It’ll out me

Nancy: Right, practice having her name in your mouth instead

Teddy: 🥺💔 it will take insane amounts of practice, true

Nancy: at least looking 🥺 is going to work in your favour

Teddy: 🐶🍼 is going to remind you of me, you’ll wish you were a deviant

Nancy: I won’t need reminding, she follows me everywhere

Teddy: I can’t blame her

Nancy: 🐤🐤

Nancy: I’m going to be there every step of the way

Teddy: Except when I’m throwing ☕️ at her, a wise move

Nancy: Some bits she’s going to want to be just you two

Nancy: but rest assured I’ll get the rundown after 💋

Teddy: Hers & mine

Nancy: I’m too intrigued by yours

Teddy: I love to kiss & tell

Nancy: Tell me more about when you hooked up with [that one boy we also did]

Teddy: [do that because lord knows truly, I’m sure it was messy af]

Nancy: God 💀

Teddy: How many similarities are there?

Nancy: Not enough, I should call him

Teddy: We should fuck him together too

Nancy: it’s a must

Nancy: whenever she has to go home, whoever we choose

Teddy: [suggest some peeps that either you wanna again or you haven’t yet but you wanna]

Nancy: [add to that list in a similar fashion because you are that bitch]

Teddy: 🏹💘

Nancy: I’m helping her pack… what do you want to see her wear?

Teddy: Anything of yours that you’ve donated to her

Nancy: as it doesn’t matter to me if it gets coffee stains on it now

Teddy: I’ll buy her a new outfit, allow her the Pretty Woman scene, if you like it, keep it

Nancy: Of course you’re the perfect gentleman so you won’t let her ‘repay’ you straight away

Teddy: Naturally 💝🧸💐

Nancy: Where are you taking her shopping?

Teddy: [Somewhere expensive af obvs]?

Nancy: You’re getting this so right

Teddy: Then [again somewhere boujee] for [whatever time meal it would be whether that’s brunch or lunch or dinner]

Nancy: 🎰🤑😍 her

Teddy: 🍸? Or would it be unbearable? I can see from her socials she’s a liability

Nancy: I would make that your second date, makes you look good, you don’t have to rebuff her and send her off in a car

Teddy: Great idea

Nancy: No shame spiral for her, however much of a hot mess a martini would make her

Teddy: I’ll need Absinthe personally

Nancy: Poor boy

Nancy: I will commiserate in your honour

Teddy: Thank you, darling 💚

Nancy: At [a bar we’re saying is too cool for Grace, clearly, like y’all will not be there but I will]

Teddy: Perhaps I’ll see you there once she’s gone back home

Nancy: I could accuse you of being a tease there

Teddy: I didn’t dangle the promise of perhaps bringing the rugby team, which would potentially warrant the accusation

Nancy: But but 😿

Teddy: I’m not sure how I’d feel about sharing you with that many boys at the same time

Nancy: You already made it obvious you don’t like it when you can’t get my attention

Teddy: Maybe if we split them up into smaller groups

Nancy: You are so cute

Nancy: Strategize, nerd

Teddy: I’m not the kind of nerd to say no outright

Nancy: Work out how you feel about it

Nancy: I might still do it either way, depends how I feel

Teddy: I won’t know for certain unless we do it

Nancy: When’s the last time you had a real girlfriend?

Teddy: Define a real girlfriend for me

Nancy: Hm, okay

Nancy: lasted longer than three months, you did things outside the bedroom together, you would’ve been pissed off if she slept with someone else whilst you were sleeping together

Teddy: 🤔 [the girl she asked him if he was still seeing earlier, because that makes logical sense]

Nancy: yeah, I thought so

Teddy: What are you getting at?

Nancy: Nothing, just curious

Nancy: some guys haven’t had a real relationship by your age

Teddy: Okay, when was yours?

Nancy: [lowkey a while ago by this point, idk how long but long enough ‘cos we’re a mess and isn’t how we’ve been rolling]

Teddy: You’re going to fall for me SO hard

Nancy: No, I’m not

Teddy: Prove it

Nancy: Can only do that over time, can’t I?

Teddy: You’ll prove me right almost immediately

Nancy: I’m sure that’s what you’re used to

Teddy: 👑🤴🏼

Nancy: I don’t do love, I’ll never give you what you want

Teddy: You’ll do it for me

Nancy: Can’t stop you trying in vain

Teddy: & you won’t be able to stop yourself from giving in

Nancy: Maybe I’ll fake it if you make me feel really bad for you

Teddy: I’m not Grace, I’ll be able to tell

Nancy: Why do you want it?

Teddy: Because you don’t want me to have it

Nancy: A good reason

Teddy: Only you & my father say no to me, he’ll be out of the picture soon which leaves just you

Nancy: Would your mother leave him, if I had a blatant enough affair with him?

Teddy: It would have to be unsweepundertherugable, they both adore the pretence everything is fine

Nancy: 🤔

Nancy: I could find someone, leave your wife worthy

Teddy: Do it, you have my green light

Nancy: Too bad Ava didn’t set her sights older

Teddy: A missed trick

Nancy: Do you think your mother will get a new family?

Teddy: She’s too old, what would she do, adopt some orphans?

Nancy: Maybe she’ll get a toyboy, with some kids on the weekends

Teddy: Good for her

Nancy: Okay, you’ve proved the whole step-mother thing isn’t THAT real

Teddy: It isn’t a step-father thing, but if he’s hot, maybe

Nancy: lots of guys cry if you imply their mother ever liked getting dicked down

Teddy: Well, there must be some reason she’s stayed with II

Nancy: Not cash?

Teddy: She has her own, he’d never marry poor, darling, that’s beneath him

Teddy: her maiden name is [something that’s lowkey a flex, how rich people do and have heard of each other]

Nancy: You look so much like her brother [whichever one if multiple or just your uncles name, not you implying you’ve fucked this man whether you have or have not lmao]

Teddy: I know

Nancy: II weirdly missing in your DNA

Teddy: The relief is PROFOUND, I hold out hope she had her own affair whenever he’s being especially difficult

Nancy: yeah, it’s devastating being a twin, can’t have those sort of adoption hopes when he’s the spit

Teddy: Who do you look like?

Nancy: My mad auntie who used to live in the attic

Teddy: Oh no, that IS devastating

Nancy: We didn’t forget to feed her

Teddy: In that case, I can trust you with puppy duties

Nancy: I’ll employ someone

Teddy: Bill me for whoever

Nancy: maybe my cleaner has a sister, that would be cute

Nancy: the actual devastation lies in that I’m not as skinny as my auntie, which is the whole point so that’s depressing

Teddy: You’re too hot to be depressed

Nancy: I like that you mean that, however flippantly

Teddy: There’s nothing flippant about how much I’ve looked at you, I’ve covered every angle

Nancy: Almost every angle

Teddy: Imagination is being forced to count for a lot

Nancy: I’m more and more tempted to show you

Teddy: [send her a pic of you to try and tempt her more]

Nancy: Your imagination is better

Teddy: I don’t believe you

Nancy: For what I can do? No

Nancy: I never said it looks pretty

Teddy: I’m saying it

Nancy: My cousin is going to be the delusional one, remember

Teddy: Yeah, she is

Teddy: you’re a knockout, Nance

Nancy: Shut up, I already want to fuck you

Teddy: I can’t resist you

Nancy: but you have to

Teddy: But I’m allowed to look

Nancy: She won’t suspect you

Teddy: Show me, she won’t know

Nancy: well, what do you want to see?

Teddy: Everything

Nancy: Okay

Teddy: If you DARE tease me, you have to mean it, how badly I want it

Nancy: I mean it, I just want you to want it more

Teddy: You really mean, with every passing day I’ll want it more & you plan to torture me

Nancy: Yes

Nancy: it’s only fair, think how tortured I’m going to be

Teddy: You know what those thoughts will do to me

Nancy: what I want to do to you

Teddy: Nancy, it isn’t fair

Nancy: I can hear how that would sound

Teddy: [a shameless voice note]

Nancy: Jesus, you sound illegal

Teddy: It should be, what we’re going to do to each other

Nancy: Once we’re found out, it will be

Teddy: You’re one of the only taboo things left in this city, forbidden to me

Nancy: I have to be stronger, deny you longer

Teddy: No you don’t, please don’t

Nancy: won’t it feel good, when you’re finally allowed

Teddy: I have to have you

Nancy: You have to have Grace first

Teddy: But I don’t have to be gracious about it

Nancy: Once you’ve spent lots of time at mine, hanging out with us together but never alone with me

Teddy: You’re evil & I’m obsessed

Nancy: 😈 trumps 😇

Nancy: I can’t wait to ‘forget’ you’re around and forget to wear clothes

Teddy: I can’t wait to leave the bathroom door unlocked when I 🚿

Nancy: It is my place, I can go where I want, when I want

Teddy: Come to mine when you want the sq ft to get lost

Nancy: What for, if anyone finds me?

Teddy: I’ll find you, not just anyone will

Nancy: Sounds like a trap

Teddy: It is

Nancy: Perfect

Teddy: & our own private maze

Nancy: Sometimes I just need to leave the real world, for a while

Teddy: Alice can be your codename, if I can’t shut up about you 🐇

Nancy: There are so many options for you, pick a famous fictional 🐻

Teddy: Pick Paddington, people will assume you’re referring to the place & are now 🤓 into [something you can do there, London hates me so idk, we’re being shady here because he loves to make fun of everything that isn’t super boujee/tourists as does anyone who lives somewhere]

Nancy: 😏 You’re talking yourself into some excellent costumes here

Teddy: It’s a firm second AFTER Cupid

Nancy: My birthday my choice, thank you

Teddy: I’ve got time to give you plenty of others

Nancy: I imagine you’ll be in a couples costume, how fast you think you can pull this off

Teddy: True, how disappointing

Nancy: You have doubts about her imagination?

Teddy: It’ll work if I’m Cupid & she’s my victim, less so if she’s attempting the goddess of love

Nancy: the 😍 are free

Nancy: I haven’t decided what I want her to go as yet, I always dress her

Teddy: [take a sec to discuss your faves from previous years, Nancy’s costumes obvs not Grace’s lol]

Nancy: You’re such a stalker, get off my feed 😘

Teddy: When I can stalk you IRL & not a moment before

Nancy: Not tonight, you have to focus

Teddy: Oh come on, Nance

Teddy: you sound like one of our teachers & not in a hot way

Nancy: I’m not telling you where I’m going, I didn’t say you had to stay in and 🛐

Teddy: It’s blatant where you’re going

Nancy: Is it

Teddy: [3 places she always goes as his 3 guesses, calling you predictable there gal lol]

Nancy: Well I won’t be now 😠

Teddy: Why be vexed I know where you are?

Nancy: You know why

Teddy: This city has a handful of places to be seen in, that’s it

Nancy: And I can’t risk being seen with you

Teddy: We can be seen together, we’re practically in-laws

Teddy: don’t stay in on my account

Nancy: I know places, don’t trouble yourself

Nancy: if you think we can be seen together you severely underestimate how I’m feeling currently

Teddy: You overestimate everyone who would catch a glimpse of us before we found a place to be alone together

Nancy: You told me to go out, I intend to

Teddy: Tell me where you want to go & I’ll buy it out, floor to ceiling not just VIP, we can have it to ourselves

Nancy: You’re really getting into character, aren’t you

Teddy: OR this is who I am

Nancy: Yeah, right

Teddy: Don’t be a hater, love me

Nancy: I’ll use you, just like everyone else

Teddy: Do it better than everyone else or you’re not trying

Nancy: you can send me the money and I’ll buy myself nice things instead

Teddy: [do that rn immediately like it’s nbd because it is to you]

Teddy: 😘

Nancy: I’ll show you when I’ve spent it all

Teddy: I’m giving you [a length of time like it’s a challenge] to spend it all

Nancy: Easy

Nancy: later, you can just give me your account details, watch the 💸

Teddy: Okay

Nancy: [show him that it’s gone because lord knows you can waste money babe]

Teddy: [Give her those account deets because it’s not your money and you don’t care, only as much as you’re obvs into how fast she can spend it]

Nancy: [immediately spend more to get the point across]

Nancy: You’re still going to have enough to fuck me on, right?

Teddy: The trust fund’s 21, are you still going to be leading me on by then?

Nancy: You’d still want it if I was

Teddy: I’m not denying that, but you’re not a tease, you’re going to struggle through every minute you have to hold out on me

Nancy: and I’m not denying that

Teddy: We could have 2 children by then too, follow in my big brother’s footsteps

Nancy: A lot more, they didn’t fuck at all

Teddy: & you have a lot of twins in your family

Nancy: You aren’t giving any consideration to how wrecked I would be but that’s okay

Teddy: I’ll pay to fix you 💸

Nancy: to ruin me all again

Teddy: Continuously

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yes i do! i grew up in boston and ended up getting a rly good scholarship at a school here in nyc so i live here now :)) it’s not too bad. tbh it’s pretty much the same as boston just a little bigger. andddd what’s ironic is even tho i’m from two of the like most known cities in america, i am terrified of rodents 😭. i see them quite often in nyc but not as much in boston. no matter how many times i see them i’m still terrified of them and i am fortunate enough to not be rodent infested 🙏🏼🙏🏼. also yep teef in the muscles is the best way to do it. i want to eat minhos thighs. like chomp is an understatement for what i want to do to those thighs and i have no shame in explaining. the gods ddu du ddu performance …. that’s all i need to say

omfg what is even the point of dating someone like that ?? it’s exhausting. i agree with just wanting to do your own thing. when i was younger i always wanted to date but now i just want to be aloneeeee. i do miss aspects of being a relationship but tbh i’m fine w waiting to experience that w someone like every day yk ?

hey man technique is technique 😏. also yes hyunjin and felix hand comparison makes me crazy. ngl i’m big on size diff and hyunjin just does it for me. so tall and lankyyyyyy he’s just my type. like no joke he is my exact type all around but especially physically. nothing better than a feminine man with so much androgynous energy and duality. like it makes me insane. when i get home i want to measure my hands so i can compare mine w everyone’s. im sure it will be drastic so i will keep you posted ! how tall are you?? im 5’1 .. 😟 it’s bad ik

watch me cry at how sweet you are rn 🥲. u make me blush 🙄. i did take some earlier this morning and i’m trying to drink as much as i can (maybe i’ll purposely forget to do all of this just so you can come here but you didn’t hear that from me 😇😇😇). CONGRATULATIONS THAT IS SO AWESOMEEEEE!!!! you should be so proud of yourself and know i am very very proud of you as well <33 that is literally so amazing, hard work pays off my love 🫶🏻 that’s so awesome. if we happened to not live all the way across the world from each other i’d treat you to a delish meal but i guess our lives failed us on that one >:|. what’s ur fave food btw ? sending hugs back to ur sweet self 💗💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕💕 and a happy heart attack bc u deserve it hehe

- 🐈‍⬛ much love from ur g <333

that sounds nice!! honestly, from experience, moving from one state to another is quite tough. i’ve been living in the city my entire life, but had to make an entire 180° for university life ‘cause my campus is in a village! like an entire village — on the way to my campus, there’s a sign that says, “welcome to ***** village!” good god u can imagine my terror 💀 the facilities are not bad but definite different compared to the city </3 okay i sound like a brat, don’t i? anyway! bae, i’m dead terrified of them nasty rodents too. i feel like puking at the sight of them </3 so i 💯 understand you honestly.

CHOMPING ON HIS THIGHS YEP YEP. minho needs to drop the workout routine cs god his thighs are. . . sighs dreamily. love em. wanna bite em. talking abt that performance. . . lee yongbok. i will never forget that signature ab showing move tbh. gonna show them to my kids being all like this is ur uncle felix! (get it? cs imma marry hyunjin frfr! yes pls entertain my delulu pls pls)

RIGHT i feel like my past experiences and friends’ relationships are the cause of me not wanting one </3 scared me off legit. i think imma stick to writing 🙏 why experience it rn when i can be delulu with u?

UR TYPE AND MY TYPE MUST BE THE SAME THEN CS I LOVE TALL AND LANKY MEN MMM EAT THAT GENRE UP ALL THE TIME! when they’re 90% legs and have big hands? call me up. call me up‼️that is my type right there.

yes keep me posted with the hand comparison, baby. tell me ur hand size too so i can compare with me 🙏 i’m 5’2 so we’re both not that far off HELP. short gang ig 😔

PLEASE DONT FORGET 💔 MY ANGEL I AM TOO BROKE TO FLY TO AMERICA 💔 ONE DOLLAR IS ABOUT FOUR MYR 💔 PLS TAKE CARE OF URSELF 💔 AND THANK YOU BABY!! means a lot from u hehe. i have sm fave food dang. . . it’s hard to choose. i like steak, and ramen and this malay dish u call tomyum! very yummers. also loveee hotpots. i could eat hotpot everyday of my life. and donuts!! what about yours, darling?

you make me blush too ^__^ kisses to u frm me!!

#rin’s lovemail!#🐈‍⬛ anon 💌

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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years

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Omar’s video and Rafael’s chapter dropping the same night. Coincidence? I think the fuck not sir. but DID YOU SEE OMAR REINVENT DANCING?? feeling v heterosexual rn

okay now- RAFAEL MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD. he’s literally the poster child for desi eldest child syndrome skssk pls protecc him. (Can’t relate cause I’m the middle child so I only know how to raise chaos without being noticed so I’m basically perfect sorry Rafe bb)

Anjali doing Rafael’s makeup- if my partner can’t do a winged liner and paint my nails- I don’t want them

“come back to me Santiago” MAAM

Rafe-Alec watching news while Magnus-Max fought for the remote. AAAHH I live for these little info

“It’s so easy to freak you out”- Alec taking revenge for all the times Rafe has called him ‘boludo’

‘Leaving leaver who leaves’ I LOVE MAX

It’s been 3 months these idiots still haven’t figured shit out- relatable

“There is no one I respect more than you” just them

Alec Lightwood making history. we love one man. Right to remember- made me think of the fic you wrote about Alec finding out out that Magnus made the portal and went feral sksksks

Right to love- I know it sounds such a basic thing but like most ppl still aren’t allowed to love freely I hate it here

“No, my baby” “you do you” “what is wrong with that child” I CANNOT WITH MAX YALL

But Alec is such a great dad I’m-

Max cleaninf uo pacific?? we love to see it

Rafe and Alec’s stele thing was so cute

lol I’ve literally added the whole chapter to the list. (the 3rd wave here has escalated and have delayed my moving plans so I might or might not have consumed h*** brownies to stay in denial- why am I still talking send help)

Alec Lightwood on a world tour with his husband is all I ever wanted (okay quick question- since the retirement, how many countries have Malec been to)

Rafael holding Raziel accountable *inserts that my baby and I’m proud meme*

“I’m not just a shadowhunter. I’m Alec Lightwood’s son. *inserts calm down it’s happening meme*

Oh now they want Selena to fix things?? kingsley you little cunt

Bapak blew him a kiss. smth so soft about them.

I need a Camilla in my life

“If it gets too much come home to us””even if it doesn’t, come home to us”, “I’ll always come home to you” - NO ONE TOUCH ME

“He’s such a simp” lol yes. Anjali and Max bonding is top tier

BULGARIA. OMG. “Walk over me Amor” RAFAEL YOU CHARMER

their talk about power dynamics felt so imp.

Anjali. His divine offering.

RAFAEL’S GROWTH HAS ME SO EMO THOUGH I LOVE HIM. I WILL MISS YOU

Also song rec- Symphony by Clean Bandit and Raabta for Rosewood

me @ Rafael blackmailing Raziel

I know! The dates just synced and I was so happy. The music video was insane and that song is a bop 😎😎

Also omg desi eldest child syndrome yes babes 10/10

Bro I know covid is fucking things up again smh I hope you get through it bub please stay safe 🥺🥺

And I love the song recs! Here is one for you 😇

#lbaf

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oftenderweapons · 4 years

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How did you come up with the names for the boys s/o's???👀

Okay, I’ll just try to go through them quickly. (There’s some swearing in there and a little bit of a kinkfest but that’s my overall vibe so...)

Namjoon and Vixen.

I’ve always thought of Joon’s s/o as a very smart and possibly cunning woman (especially to those who harm her loved ones), and the nickname “Vixen” is often used with this meaning. The fox is a generally independent animal, and so would be his s/o. Also, I see her as an openly sexual creature, with a pretty high sex drive, quite a femme fatale, but still very protective and incredibly childlike and playful in his presence. As you can see in the Love Talk, I think she has wide knowledge on several random things, and I imagine her as very flirty and skilled in conversation, in which she resembles a predator, playing tricks and putting her interlocutor exactly where she wants them to be. He has a variety of nicknames for her, according to the mood. He also calls her “baby” and “babe”, terms we’ve heard him use before in lives and stuff. “Darling” is mostly used in front of others, since it mirrors the polished, refined image that the couple has when they’re together. “Babylove” is used when he’s being extremely romantic (borderline cheesy) and when he’s comforting her. Most importantly “little girl” and “little one” and stuff that just sends her into subspace.

Also, he depends on his phone so her nickname there is quite tell-tale. He has her name and a fox emoji, probably. I also see him adding a crown or a ring emoji after they get married.