Cytham headcannon
Something I find really funny about cytham is the cannon height differences...like come on look at it.
So I'm just imagining everytime Cyno wants a kiss he just absolutely SOCKS alhaitham in the stomach so he can reach because asking alhaitham to bend down is a bite to his pride
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karma is a cat (purring in my lap)
hangingbrains on ao3
in which regulus is an animagus, james enjoys fucking with sirius, and sirius is not a fan of james’ new pet.
“you’re quite small for a cat.”
the cat hissed at this.
okay, maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say to regulus (who was already rather touchy about his height). but honestly, james was at a loss — what is one supposed to say when one’s boyfriends turns into a cat without any prior warning?
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i'm writing this russell!reader x lando drabble and my new head cannon is that Lewis Hamilton sends motivational quotes to the Mercedes group chat and George saves them to recite in the mirror each morning.
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What the portrait section of my site says :
Not the best, but better than 90% of the rest.
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
violence:
drinking their own urine:
or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)
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