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runraerun · 6 months

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Submitting another idea for the ongoing devil!Jack headcanon that I’m obsessed with:

Dean walking passed Jack’s bedroom only to look in and find him fast asleep off to honk mimimi land, floating two feet off the bed like something off of the Exorcist.

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tapdancing-eggs · 8 months

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Best part about Gentleman Jack is that she is NOT FLAT. I’m sick of all good all evil all anything lesbians and this bitch isn’t even just morally gray she’s like. Half human, half landlord?? So absolutely half the time I’m rooting for her downfall and the other half I’m like aw people should stop being mean to her. She fights for her tenants when a crime has been committed against them but she evicts an old man because someone younger could put the land to better use. She protects her lover with everything she’s got and she avoids her sister’s “boyfriend” because he’s a tradesman.

Second best part is that her family may think she’s weird but they love her and try to protect her and want her to be happy. It is like 1832 or something.

#guys i love gay people #who aren’t flawless or completely evil #half evil half good #best of both worlds #eggs? making her own post?#gentleman jack #lesbian #queer #anne lister #ann walker

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ineffabildaddy · 4 months

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newt pulsifer is a trans woman who hasn't realised she's trans yet. if you even care

#good omens #newt #thank u jack for going on the newt is an egg journey with me #will rb this with evidence if y'all are interested

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cairavende · 6 months

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Worm Arc 11 Interludes thoughts:

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ok. Just in order I think. Sorry for the chaos.

Started off with puppies. I was happy.

Then the puppies started getting a little more violent than needed. I was less happy.

Then Victoria got clowned on a little and I was little bit more happy.

Then the unkillable naked zebra lady showed up everything kinda went downhill. For everyone.

Bitch do not join the supervillain serial killer group, please and thank you.

Seriously though, The Siberian is a bit scary. Just, completely invincible as far as anyone can tell. And super strong.

Theo is having a bad day. And unless someone takes care of Jack Slash for him he's gonna have a bad few years.

Jack Slash is such a poser oh my god. Dude. Come one. You aren't all that.

Also. Jack. Do not toss a loaded baby! That baby had a full diaper. You toss that baby and you are liable to have a containment breach. Speaking from experience, you do not want a containment breach. (Also just don't throw babies of course.)

I hope Theo gets cool powers and is able to become a super amazing hero like he dreams of. On the plus side, probably gonna be lots of opportunities for trigger events coming up. On the minus side, he didn't trigger when Jack Slash was planning on killing him so I don't know if he's gonna be able to.

They were obviously going to go for Labyrinth. She has such amazing powers for mass terror. Though I guess Burnscar never tried to actually recruit her. I assume that was the plan though.

Also Burnscar needs to stop excusing her actions. Just be evil or don't be evil. You don't get to be evil and say it's not your fault (that sure will come up again in these interludes).

I fucking LOVED the description of how Labyrinths powers work. Just the details of everything. So good!

Fucking Colin. Of course they had to go for you. Why can't you just go away and leave my robot daughter alone?

Mannequin is fucking WILD. Like, god damn. Those are sure choices you made. Helps you be creepy as shit though. And get through air vents.

Mannequin writing out "U ME" to Pocketknife Man by laying keyboard keys down on the table one at a time has cursed meet-cute energy.

In the end, Colin survives cause my robot daughter saves him. And I guess she's gonna tell him the truth about being an AI. Fiiiiiiine. I will be polite to Colin if he comes over to dinner. He still needs to apologize to my other daughter though.

Also I'm sure glad the Slaughterhouse Nine won't have any use for the magic pocketknife that can cut through anything that Mannequin took. No worries at all I'm sure. It won't do jack shit for them. Might as well just slash the idea and toss the knife out.

Cool. Some Nazis died. That's great!

Not enough though. Disappointed in Shatterbird.

But if one good thing can come of this whole Slaughterhouse Nine thing, maybe Hookwolf can die. I'm not holding my breath though.

Shatterbird has a very interesting power set. Being specifically glass focused like that. Definitely can see how she would terrorize a city.

Dinah PoV. DINAH POV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok well first off, I obviously hated Coil for Dinah already. Enough that I don't really know if the Dinah PoV can technically make me hate him more. But that said, I hate him more. WTF.

The description of her power was so NEAT though! Had a minor moment of "oh hey this paragraph of this precog talking about her power works inside her head is an almost perfect description of how my brain works" which was wild. I don't actually get to see the future though, which is a major difference.

She can actually just full blow see a possible future holy shit! Wow. Like it hurts and she hates it but it's still crazy.

Also I guessed that Crawler was going to come for Traveler in a Vault (that is Noelle's cape name until I am told different) after the Bitch interlude. I was very happy I got that right since I really knew almost nothing about either.

So Crawler just basically can't die and gets stronger every time he gets hurt. I wonder how long it will take him to reach Endbringer level power?

And Traveler in a Vault is just a large monster that is always hungry and can be driven to the point of eating people. That sucks a lot for her.

Also Leviathan came after her too huh? Well that's probably fine and won't matter in the future.

Regent's sister is worse than he is. That's impressive! Like, not good impressive. But impressive.

Getting real close to the "can't exist" physic power set. I guess it's not quite it though.

She should keep a better eye on her phone battery.

AMY DALLON! I knew it would be you.

I knew you were destined to be a tragedy from the moment I met you. You were always going to become a villain. So once I knew the Nine were recruiting it was a guarantee that you'd be recruited.

Specifically, that you'd be recruited by Bonesaw. She is an artist and obviously she is obsessed over the art you could make together.

Holy shit though that chapter.

Lets see. FUCK CAROL. Victoria gets some excuses, she's a kid, she's following her mom's example, etc. But FUCK CAROL. You are partially responsible for what Amy is about to become.

Despite being terrified, Amy seemed to have a dark fascination with everything Bonesaw was doing and saying. Really listened as Bonesaw explained things.

The more detailed view of what Amy's power does is crazy. She really can do just about anything to someone.

“Why not fix your dad?” is where Bonesaw won. It's about 3/5 of the way through the chapter. And she won at that point. That was the killing blow. The rest of the chapter, the remaining 3.5k or so words, is watching Amy bleed out to drive the point home. It is Panacea's death monologue. It is beautiful and tragic and amazing.

All that said, since she is losing anyway, is it bad for me to want more of Bonesaw's notes? SHE HAS LORE! GIVE IT TO ME!

Dad at least seems pretty good. He made the perfect response after getting healed. Unfortunately she was already gone.

AND THERE IT IS. THERE IS THE THAT FINAL STEP. Fucking rewire your adopted sisters mind to have romantic feelings for you. No you don't get to say it was an accident! You chose to do it. Holy shit Amy. You are going to be an amazing (terrifying) villain.

Callback to Burnscar and blaming her power for her actions.

If Worm was a Disney movie Amy would end up with the best song, 100%. Hellfire or similar levels.

#Worm #Worm Web Serial #Parahumans #Cairavende reads Worm #The Slaughterhouse Nine #Panacea #Amy Dallon #Holy shit there was so much in those interludes!#Bonesaw #Jack Slash #Crawler #Shatterbird #Burnscar #Mannequin #The Siberian #Cherish #The Amy chapter was just so good. The fact that I basically knew it was coming and knew what was going to happen just made it even better.#New Wave was already considering disbanding. I assume after this they crack like an egg.#I'm a little worried about some of my babies though. Bitch. Labyrinth. Hmm I guess mostly just them.#Seriously though the Amy chapter is possibly my favorite chapter in Worm so far. Definitely favorite to live read.#Ever live read Worm so fucking well that a cute girl admits to having a crush on you?#Though despite what the Nine said I don't expect everyone who doesn't join to die. Some probably will die though.#And all that information to process. Stuff from Dinah and stuff from Bonesaw and stuff from Labyrinth!#Oh and I'm sure it's nothing to worry about that Dinah said 2 years is when Jack Slash might trigger the end of the world #and 2 years is the timeline Jack gave Theo to get ready to fight him #I'm sure that won't mean anything.#Oh god and Traveler in a Vault (TiaV)! She is more than just a monster. She is important and I want to know more!!!!!!!!!

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savanaclawzz · 7 months

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Yall…yana toboso must really hate malleus cause DAMN. Its his overblot and we haven’t seen this mf in a good while 💀 like atp we not even gonna get a malleus flashback BECAUSE WE’RE ALREADY DOING HIS FLASHBACK.

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst malleus #malleus draconia #book 7 spoilers #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #like how you gon be a side character DURING UR OWN OVERBLOT.#i understand that book 7 is supposed to be super different but damn malleus aint show up in a hot minute #unless you count that ugly ass egg #good god that shit had me more scared then when jack started acting like a feral ass dog in book 2

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piningpebbles · 2 months

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Hi I'm thinking of writing a canon divergence fic about Sam and Jack, but since they don't really interact much I'm curious what you think their relationship is like, since what I know is mostly that Sam doesn't like Jack because the latter wanted to kill Tommy.

Do you have any thoughts on what their dynamic would be/is like, in canon?

hi!!! (also sorry if it's been a while, i'm slowly digging through my queue and inbox one post at a time)

first off, very honored to have been the person you thought to ask about jack's dynamic with someone would be! fair warning it has been a Bit since i've watched the dream smp (not out of any malice it's just Very long) so my memory might be a bit foggy.

to make a long story short:

while c!sam was suspicious of c!jack, he wasn't ever made aware that jack was planning to kill tommy.

jack worked for sam one time to try and figure out what happened to some of the prison's cameras in an attempt to gain access to the prison, but nothing came of it.

jack (along with ranboo and tubbo) was told by sam the news of tommy's death. they don't get a chance to talk much about it, but jack was the one to spread the news across the server.

jack didn't get along with sam's robot, sam nook. jack genuinely cared for the hotel, but his need for it to be attached to himself (the name in particular) was seen unfavorably by sam nook as he saw it as a challenge to what the hotel was really all about (tommy).

when tommy and jack argued (after tommy's revival) tommy sent sam nook to "sort jack out", intervening between him and jack.

when jack left for new manifoldland, leaving the hotel, tommy talked with puffy and sam about finding (and killing?? likely a hyperbole) jack for leaving the hotel / not taking care of it while tommy was caught up w/dream (...i think)

they might've talked briefly during jailbreak, jack upset with sam at him "letting dream go", but i think that's the last conversation they ever had

there's a lot you can do with them! lots of unexplored potential! the way i see it the two biggest points of interest between them would be tommy (and their conflicting viewpoints on him, one angry and one guilty) and dream (and their very similar viewpoints on him, that he was the real evil of the server) but you're totally free to approach their dynamic from whatever angle you want!

#jack manifold #awesamdude #i don't think they have a duo name? not sure #dream smp #mcyt #another good point of potential would be the egg storyline but i'm an egged!jack manifold truther so i am incredibly biased #i hope this helped a bit!#anon #questioned quartz #pebble post #//#mentioned:#character death

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diabolical-purple-devil · 7 months

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I missed the first day so im doing day 1 and day 2 on the same day.

Day 1 - Disembowelment

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #michael afton #eggs benedict #goretober #goretober 2023 #jack's goretober #not doin a specific list #just ones i wanna do #so ig im kinda doin my own thing.#tw gore #tw scooping room #tw death #all that good stuff

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robynqueenofstuff · 2 years

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Good Morning To All Except Those Who Cancelled the Following.

Paper Girls

The Wilds

First Kill

Gentleman Jack

The Babysitter’s Club

Julie and the Phantoms

Mighty Magiswords

Santa Clarita Diet

Hannibal

Galavant

Siren

Deadly Class

Night Sky

The Muppets [2015]

Green Eggs and Ham

Good Christian Bitches

Hard Cell

Wonderfalls [stop canceling everything made by Bryan Fuller]

Pushing Daisies

The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell

Sweet/Vicious

Firefly

Swamp Thing

Warrior Nun

The Bastard Son and The Devil Himself

DEAD END PARANORMAL PARK YOU SONS OF-

Willow [breathes in and gets ready to scream]

Invisible City

WHY WOMEN KILL

Los Espookys

Lovecraft Country

Shadow and Bone

Our Flag Means Death

The Horror of Dolores Roach

Little Demon youfuckingprickswithyourconstantcancellations

American Born Chinese and I'm thinking it doesn't matter how successful the ratings are to you fuckwits

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hatredinmysoul · 1 year

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obsessed with that alpine aussie bbq video because it’s literally just 8 minutes of jack trying not to get food poisoning

#esteban admitting he cooks his eggs in the microwave.#i’m never saying anything good about him ever again that’s Insane #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #jack doohan #pg10 #eo31 #jd14 #alpine

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theheadlessgroom · 27 days

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@beatingheart-bride

"Of course I do," Randall said, his tone turning tender as he set aside his cup for the time being, in order to move closer to sit beside her, to take her cool hand in his, and press a loving kiss to her knuckle. It was funny, doing it now-even after centuries apart, it felt like only yesterday that he had done it, pressing his lips so chivalrously to her knuckles as they walked together...

"I want nothing more than to be with you, Emily," he continued, turning serious once more as he gazed once more into her eyes, hoping to finally convince her to let him follow her into eternity, to be together as they always should've been. "I want nothing more than to be husband and wife-I...I've always felt this longing, I realize now, as if I was missing something, forgetting something...and now that I'm with you, and I remember everything...I realize what was missing-it was you, and our engagement."

He sighed softly at this admission (just another little thing that made sense since they found one another again), before finishing, "And I want to pick up where we left off, if we can-I want us to be happy, and finally have the lives we always wanted...even if it's not the way we imagined it would be. I don't...I don't want to wait any longer, for us to be together. We've waited long enough. And just as I told you before, I'm not afraid to face the future, so long as we're together. And I...I just want to be with you, always. I don't want us to lose one another, and never know if we'll ever find each other again.

I...please, Emily. Please. We've had enough of heartbreak."

#((it's funny you should mention gluten-free bakeries; because one JUST opened up a few towns over!))#((and it's an actually dedicated gluten-free bakery! no gluten to be found there!))#((they mostly do your typical baked goods like donuts and other pastries; which are good))#((but what's really nice is the breakfast hand pies; which has eggs bacon and pepper jack cheese))#((and are super-good; i got a pack of four of them-it was a little spendy; but worth it!))#((considering most of the gluten-free restaurants we have in my state are way out in the bigger cities))#((quite a whiles away from me; since i live out in the boonies; meaning i'd have to block out a whole day))#((just to go and check them out; it's genuinely nice; and i hope more places like that pop up in your neck of the woods!))#outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Dark Shadows

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seffien · 1 year

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you know what. i'm about to say it.

i don't care about what happened to mahi mahi and flounder heights.

#coming from someone who's played both maps in splatoon 1 btw #did they jack it up a bit? absolutely #but people are acting like it's some sort of hellspawn when it's really just fine #no it's not like super duper good but i feel like you guys are exaggerating #i do miss that one route into the enemy base from splat 1 though #also yeah flounder got flattened a bit but honestly i still like it #they didn't keep that one easter egg which sucks but they did keep one route i really really liked #also is it just me or does anyone else feel like it got bigger?#splatoon #splatoon 3 #sef.txt

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oetter · 3 months

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Her name is Tula Smith and she is a mini Golden