what type of zoo enclosure should you be kept in?
big cat
look, it's nothing personal. the jurassic park fence and maybe one of those drop-off gorges between you and the fence is as much if not more for your protection than that of the guests. you don't have to interact with hardly anyone you don't want to - aside from dropping off food, they mostly just chuck toys in there enrichment and let you rip em to shreds. there's a hammock, maybe a tire swing, a heat lamp or a big heated rock for nice long naps. people can get shockingly close to you but no one wants to end up on the news so they generally mind their manners and most importantly, you don't have to share with anyone else. aside from the peacocks that are loose at every zoo for some reason, this is YOUR house.
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Skit comic thingy lol
also the mouse is not Mickey, that’s Mickey n Oswald’s father who left to go get milk when they were 5 years old-
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𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰.
"i'll get better tomorrow" but then you don't :/
i think you might have impulse control issues and a need for instant gratification and an inability to conceptualize of consequences in the grand scheme of things and- oh sorry was i getting a little carried away there? anyway. get a planner. if that doesn't work then it might be time for medication, and no, self-medication does not count. i would also recommend therapy but i don't think you'd remember your appointments.
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your blog feels like a shady restaurant that just appeared one day. 50% chance it’s like a front for something but you’re good at your job that no one in town cares. like the mob is waterboarding people in your kitchen but godDAMN do the fries hit. To say nothing of the shakes
Really the best compliment I could ever receive
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curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D
Let AO3 decide!
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So I've been sort of in a rut lately uh--
and when that happens I know I need to stop every bigger project and just draw whatever random thing I most feel like.
this is my equivalent of doodling monsters on my math homework
but its angels
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Tw: Relapsing on Dr2gs, Mention of Dr2gs.
No young Oswald. It’s not cool lol.
Also I tried a blurred brush effect lol it doesn’t look good but ehh.
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The (Hopefully) Comprehensive Guide to Drawing Transformers! [1]
[Chapter 1/5?]
Decided to make a little quick guide to drawing transformers/humanoid mechs because some people asked! (Plus I thought it'd be fun lol) .... Hopefully it makes sense and helps some people out :'D
[Next] -> coming I dunno when, I keep adding to my WIP pile......
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