#Lambert the witcher

[sillylilfang]

feel free to come up with your own interpretations of what's happening here.

I'll see myself out.

#leaves this at ur doorstep #for the record #i was evil laughing alone in my bedroom at 2am while drawing this #my art #art #the witcher #tw3 #lambert #lambert the witcher #aiden the witcher #lambden #laiden #lambert/aiden #the witcher fanart #tw3 fanart

[loosketches]

Aiden and Lambert against the wyvern! (Or Lambert coming to save Aiden's ass! And how I see them meeting for the first time! ) Been working on this illustration for a few days and I'm quite happy to be done with it! Definetly learned a lot about light during the process! Thanks to my friends and roomates for their feedbacks!!

small preview of the sketch below!

#concept art #artwork #ttrpg art #character concept #the witcher 3 #the witcher #sketches #aiden the witcher 3 #aiden the witcher #aiden witcher #aiden x lambert #kaer morons #kaer morhen #the witcher fanart #lambert the witcher #lambert x aiden #eskel #vesemir #geralt #witcher fanart #the witcher headcanon #witcher headcanon #small art account #small artist #small business #fun

[fanby-fckry]

Lambert: Here’s a fun Yule idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Geralt: Lambert, no.

Jaskier: Mistlefoe.

Geralt: Please stop encouraging him.

#source: tumblr #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #lambert the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #fanby’s fuckery

[kenobihater]

i'm thinking hard about how every meaningful interaction the player has with lambert in the witcher 3 is with a man who is grieving. first is the loss of aiden, who lambert is defensive of and shares the bare minimum about during following the thread, basically just enough of his positives so he can ensure geralt helps him track down aiden's killers.

when we see him at kaer morhen before juicing up the phylactry at the circle of elements during the final trial, he's making booze, and later admits to drinking alone. he's not coping well with any of his grief, either regarding the loss of aiden or his more distant past, as is evident by the conversation about voltehre and later the conversation about his childhood.

in following the thread he's mourning aiden, in the final trial he's mourning both voltehre and his life pre-trials, and in blood on the battlefield, well... he's mourning the only real father-figure he's ever known, as is made obvious by his voicelines if keira isn't present and he doesn't feel the need to put on a brave façade.

lambert's entire diposition in game is shaped by the fact that he's actively mourning aiden and later vesemir, and that he's still bitter over both the death of voltehre and of his childhood innocence. he's in pain, and lonely, and resentful of the entire world! he's a grief-stricken man haunted by the weight of the past!! every meaningful conversation geralt has with him feels like traversing a minefield because he's bereaved!!!

#len's meta #lambert #lambert tw3 #lambert the witcher #witcher lambert #lambden #laiden #lambert meta #anyways. i wrote up the first paragraph to this months ago and just now got around to hammering out my full thoughts on the topic

[thethumpergod]

Aiden and Lambert! They act like love-struck idiots around each other but never say anything about their feelings~

(what version of Aiden do you like more Netflix or game Aiden?)

#the witcher #idiots in love #artists on tumblr #art #fanart #aiden the witcher #aiden x lambert #lambert #cat witchers #fanfic #lambert the witcher

[elmonstro]

Young Lambert trying to make gunpowder for his experiments

#sulfur is very abundant on earth but I don’t think he’d have easy access to it so he took a bit from the lab at km #lambert #the witcher #lambert the witcher #witcher lambert #kid lambert #adventures at kaer morhen #finally after 3 months i post something new #my art

[fandom-junk-drawer]

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #the witcher memes #lambert #lambert the witcher

[bastardofmothman]

Lambert is that you?

#Lambert the witcher #lambden #The witcher

[wyrm-mlm]

Yooooo I just had an idea for a modern Witcher AU that has latched my brain and won’t let go so I gotta just get it out:

Kaer Mohren Animal Hospital

Geralt, Lambert and Eskel all grew up, adopted by Vesemir and somehow all became Veterinarians. Then they decided to open an animal hospital together

Eskel is usually who you see if you bring in a cat or dog, handling the general practice. He’s kind with animals and people alike, sitting with clients as long as it takes to make sure they understand everything.

Lambert takes care of exotics, the weirder the better to him. If Eskel’s schedule is tight he’ll examine a dog or two but he refuses to work with cats. They hate him, he’s sure.

Geralt is usually on the road, tending to livestock. Horses are his favorite of course, and he has some of his own. When he’s at the clinic he will see dogs and cats too.

Yennifer is the lead Tech. She’s hard on her techs but they all know she does it for the good of the animals. She’s not great with clients.

Triss is basically her right hand and takes over if it’s Yen’s day off. She’s great with people and is usually the one to take scheduled euthanasias. It takes a lot out of her but she pretends it doesn’t effect her.

Letho is the muscle, and usually tags along with Geralt to help restraint with larger animals. He tends to intimidate people in the clinic so he’s happy to stay on the road most the time.

Coen is also the muscle but tends to stay at the clinic as he’s better with people. He can get a mastiff on the surgery table with little help. Though it’s catching up to him and he has chronic back pain. He has a hard time asking for help. Yen tends to scold him for that.

Iorveth runs a wildlife rehabilitation center and often brings in things to Lambert. They have to make sure his appointments are on different days from Roche(who helps Foltest with his show and hunting dogs. Basically a glorified assistant.) or the two will argue for hours in the waiting room if they run into each other.

Jaskier fosters animals constantly (he has a big heart and a deep wallet, what can he say?) so he’s commonly bringing in dogs and cats and the occasional exotic to make sure that they are healthy and can be rehomed. He flirts with everyone. All the time. Also a lot of business comes from people who he refers to the clinic.

Aiden is another tech. He has a way with cats that no one else does. Even clients are surprised. A lot of cat owners ask for him by name because of it.

Gaetan is a kennel tech that wants to become a vet some day. He dreams of opening an all cat hospital and roped Aiden into the idea. Lambert thinks they’re crazy.

Vesemir used to be a large animal vet but now works the books for his boys.

Ciri is Geralt’s god child and dreams of becoming a zoo vet some day and spends most of her time not at school at the clinic with Geralt.

That’s all I got for now, may add to it. If anyone has suggestions or head canons let me know. Also PLEASE if this inspires fanart or fanfics tag me.

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #the witcher games #the witcher books #jaskier #geralt #geralt of rivia #witcher lambert #lambert the witcher #Eskel #lambert #witcher eskel #letho of gulet #witcher letho #witcher gaetan #witcher aiden #vesemir #papa vesemir #witcher vesemir #yennifer #yennifer of vengerberg #witcher triss #triss merigold #ciri #cirillia #cirilla fiona elen riannon #I didn’t add any shops because 1 witchersexual Jaskier and 2 I want anyone who sees this au to be able to add the ships they want

[redmilk24]

#the witcher #the witcher 3 #lambert #lambert the witcher

[finleycannotdraw]

Shut Up and Dance With Me

Geralt has always known that soft things aren’t meant for him.

It’s why he pushed Jaskier away. It’s why he keeps away from towns when he’s not working. It’s why he denied his Child Surprise so vehemently for so many years. He was told that the world would have nothing for him but roughness, so he roughened himself in preparation and never truly relaxed.

Until now, that is.

He’d stumbled over his apology to Jaskier—not the one in the prison cell, his real apology—and the bard had laughed at him. He’d panicked for about two seconds, which was as long as it took for Jaskier to close the distance between them and pull Geralt into an embrace.

“I’ll always forgive you, dear heart,” he’d said. “It might make me fucking stupid, but that’s never stopped me before.”

“Taking my lines now, huh?” Geralt had replied, hugging Jaskier back with a bone-deep warmth he’d never felt before.

Maybe he’d never felt warm before because he never let himself get close enough to the heat.

Now, Jaskier is strumming his lute and singing some silly song about shutting up and dancing, and Ciri is giggling as she leads Geralt through the steps of a dance. Her hair is loose around her shoulders, and she’s wearing a dress that Jaskier and Yennefer had managed to produce from someplace or another.

“Spin me,” she says, laughing too much for it to sound like a proper order, but he obeys anyway, smiling indulgently as he grabs his daughter by the waist and lifts her up, spinning around a few times before setting her down, grasping her hand, and twirling her on her own feet. She laughs harder, her joy ringing out into the snow, into the music.

The music stops, but Jaskier keeps singing, and Geralt glances over to see the bard dancing with Lambert, both men laughing just as much as Ciri. It only takes another second for her to notice, and she spins once more with Geralt before reaching out to switch, falling into a waltz with Jaskier and leaving the two witchers to quickly decide whether to continue dancing.

Lambert decides for both of them, hooking his elbow around Geralt’s and skipping in a circle, dragging Geralt with him.

They switch directions a few times, and then Ciri is shoving her way between them to dance with Lambert, leaving Geralt to be caught deftly by Jaskier and maneuvered into a different dance, one that causes them to be pressed close together. Jaskier keeps singing, keeps grinning, but his eyes have softened as he gazes up at Geralt’s face.

Geralt, feeling seen and insecure, dares a glance toward his brother and daughter. Lambert, roaring with laughter, is throwing Ciri into the air and catching her with ease. Jaskier has gone through enough choruses that they both know the words, so as Lambert heaves Ciri upwards again, they’re both singing along.

“She said ‘shut up and dance with me!’”

Jaskier stops singing to chuckle at them, but joins back in during the next repetition, with one notable change.

“This witcher is my destiny,” he says teasingly, and looks nothing but delighted by the concept, unlike everyone else forced into Geralt’s life by destiny.

The thing is, Jaskier wasn’t a result of destiny. He’s here by choice, and if he’s so happy to joke that he’s destined to be here, with Geralt, then—

Geralt kisses him.

Jaskier makes a surprised humming sound and returns the kiss eagerly, his hands going from Geralt’s shoulders to the back of his neck as he stands up on his toes to get closer.

“Oi, bard, the song doesn’t end in the middle of the lyric like that, right? Why’d—oh,” Lambert says. “About time. Fucking morons.”

“Gross,” says Ciri. “But yeah. It is about time.”

Maybe Geralt wasn’t meant for soft things. But he’s learning, day by day, that maybe that doesn’t mean he has to live a life without them.

—

and here’s the rest of the drawing of all the dance combinations! the fic took me like 10 minutes and the drawing took a few hours😭

#geraskier #geralt & ciri #kaer morons #finley writes #my writing #finley cannot draw #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #ciri the witcher #cirilla fiona elen riannon #lambert the witcher #the witcher fic #LISTEN. #my bf hates ​jaskiers hair in s2 and I frown at him every time he mentions it but also. what if it was long enough to put in a ponytail. #just consider it. #and I know ciris hair is lighter and straighter than that but cmon yennefer and jaskier are important figures in her life #THEYRE GONNA DO HER HAIR ALL FANCY SOMETIMES

[sillylilfang]

damn cats...

#lambden #lambden!!!! #bark bark #tw3 #the witcher #the witcher 3 #lambert the witcher #lambert #aiden the witcher #the witcher fanart #my art #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #aiden living the dream #boop the snoot

[loosketches]

Had to try my hand at drawing Aiden. I managed to made him a pretty extensive lore during my TTRPG games. The fact that he managed to make a friend out of Lambert always got me curious, so when I created his personality I focused on things that would match Lambert's own personality.

#aiden the witcher #Aiden the witcher 3 #aiden witcher #the witcher fanart #the witcher 3 #the witcher headcanon #ttrpg character #ttrpg art #the witcher #kaer morons #lambert the witcher

[bulbasaur-gone-rogue]

I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT MY BLORBOS SO Y’ALL GET IT

(For reference. This is for Aiden and Lambert from the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. All of these can be read with pretty much no knowledge. I went into these freaking blind off of… somewhere. I don’t know. I found them somewhere and went down a rabbit hole.)

I’ve been through all 58 or so pages worth of fanfiction in their tag. Lore-wise, we literally only know a name and vague affiliation on one of em. They’re my poor little meow meows. My silly rabbits.

I went through all those fics and I got like. Six recommendations. These all made me feel some kind of way, or I read them more than once. IN some ORDER!

1. Where I Stand by LadySesame.

Status: complete

Ohhhhhhh what if we were lovers and I thought you were dead and then you got dragged into my home (that I never quite had the courage to invite you back to) completely feral and with clear signs of torture and me n my bros and my (kinda shitty dad who I fight with a lot but he’s genuinely trying but also he’s fucking it up) and one of my brother’s weird boyfriend (who was kind of the only one who knew you existed and mattered to me in any way) had to figure out what the hell to do about all this. And then it gets better but worse before it gets better.

Vampire hunt flashback cool. Dynamic immaculate.

2. The Kaedwen Wolves by Kaerith

Status: incomplete, has not updated since 2021.

HOCKEY AU HOCKEY AU

Hockey aus really have it all. The banter. The rivals. The “we’re just homies. What do you mean I’m sending mixed signals.” The inherent homoeroticism of hockey. The “fellas is it gay to get in a fight on the ice so fast you forget to take your gloves off because some guy called your Good Friend over there a slur and like. I’m not gay or anything but also-”. And also men with muscles and a couple braincells but those only work occasionally. The chemistry.

This one would be tied for first but it’s still really early on and hasn’t updated in. A while.

3. Out of the Night That Covers Me by inexplicifics

Status: complete

Ough we love hurt/comfort and being kind in a world that is determined not to be. I love. Kind men with massive muscles who are so so so self-aware (but sometimes also stick their foot in their mouth real bad) And also terrifying women. I love terrifying women. Uh. Modern au. Everyone’s alive that I can think of.

4. Four Chambers by GilliganGoodfellow

Status: Complete

This one harmed me. It’s the accurate portrayal of grief. Warning for my homies. The Cat stays dead in this one. Had me wrecked for Amounts of Time

Rest of that series also bops and slaps. While I do love Complicated Feelings Towards Vesemir (he’s trying. He was part of an institution of child abuse. He didn’t have power to change anything. He was still part of it. He did the best he could. Maybe it wasn’t enough. He tried. Trying only gets you so far). Papa Vesemir ALSO has a place in my heart.

5. Denial by tnico

Status: complete

Author knows more weird little facts than I do. Scratches my brain. All of their works that I’ve read are stupidly good.

6. A Beginner’s Guide to Exploiting the Kaedweni Tax Code for Fun and Profit by heronfem

Status: incomplete, updating

You know.

#lambden #laiden #aiden the witcher #lambert the witcher

[paintedcrayons]

Lambert with the man we all made up

thinking i should dedicate this (at least a little) to @dapandapod bc i’ve been binging all their fics on ao3 for the past week and maybe also @yakowo bc some of their old lambert art still obliterates me

#lambden #dude why am i so obsessed #just kidding i know the reason. everyone else’s fault #aiden the witcher #lambert the witcher #pls click for better quality #the witcher

[ghostlylicious]

lambert (apologies for the medallion)

#lambert #the witcher #art #digital art #drawing is hard #the witcher lambert #lambert the witcher #the witcher 3 wild hunt #the witcher fanart #fanart #lambert fanart #the witcher lambert fanart #this is my baby