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sciderman · 19 days

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Sci ngl i assumed you were a cis gay dude back when i was obsessively reading your spiderpool stuff as a teenager. I’m a gay trans man and your comics always felt like a warm hug, truly my comfort doom scrolling — so it’s kinda nice to find out we’re more similar than id thought

bless you anon!! it's a pleasure having you, and i'm so, so glad my comics can be a cozy comfort for you!! kissing you so sweetly

you know, it's kind of funny, i've had an overwhelming response of people who've said they've just assumed i was male by the vibes i radiate and i'm not entirely sure what it means. i'm know you all mean it very reaffirmingly but it leaves me with a lot of questions. like, questions that i want to do further research into.

is there a masculine dialect? like how there are regional dialects? is that a thing? i kind of want to study this now. can you tell someone's gender by the way they talk like you can tell where they're from? that is so cool if it's true. how do you type like a man. what should i look for? i don't know if i've ever assumed someone's gender by the way they type. i just look at their bio and it usually says. and i kind of don't think about it when i type. i type like me. but – i think maybe i pick up the way that i talk from the media i consume (comic books) which is kind of overpoweringly male. overpoweringly populated by male characters, and written by men, y'know.

i think the way i type here on @sciderman is probably softer and more femme than the way i write on the ask-blog. on the blog when i'm answering things as Mod i kind of intentionally mimic the tone-of-voice that marvel editors use. that's an intentional choice. so - when you read what i write here it's closer to my real voice, but over on ask-spiderpool i'm putting on an act. i try to sound like a marvel editor. i call you all True Believers! it's all a persona. i think one of the things that's my strength in writing is falling into voices - i think i could be an excellent ghostwriter, if i needed to be. so very crafty at mimicry.

as a kid i always, always always would mimic the characters i liked from the movies we watched whenever i came out of the cinema. i remember doing that all the time. and it was always boys. (except frenchie from grease. she was my one female gender icon. god everyone hated me for that one. i loved doing the voice. wanted to be her so bad. wanted the pink hair. everything.)

you know,, even now The Very First thing anyone asks me when they meet me is where my accent is from, because nobody believes i'm native to london. it happened today (twice). the way i talk is a little weird. my response,, off the bat,, it's because i watched too many cartoons growing up. so,, i guess maybe i idolised too many masculine role models, and probably didn't have enough female role models. i liked the boy movies better than the girl ones. i spent more time with my dad than i did with my mom. my mom wasn't a good role model. dad says that's probably why i didn't want to be a woman. i didn't have a good role model. (sorry mom). (he's right). all kinds of variables here. i kind of want to do research into it. also i should talk to a therapist.

#sci speaks #i remember talking to someone about wade's gender feelings and how they're a result of trauma with his mother's death etc etc and.#they said it was bad of me to write that. like it's a cliché and he doesn't need trauma to feel that way. and i think that's true. but.#trauma does impact things like this.#it's just a sad truth. some quirky little bits of your identity probably do come out of some freudian thing. some childhood trauma.#some detail about your relationship with your parents.#shut UP freud stop being right about things. you suck!!!!

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dear-ao3 · 1 year

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(to saph) dude i think you need to think about why you’re so offended by someone making a lighthearted joke as queer internet people often do about your sexuality? yeah it was parasocial but that’s like What People Are Like and you truly could’ve just been like ‘lmao i’m straight saph is just my name’. referring to urself as sapphic online and having nicknames based off it as a wlw person is extremely common - anon was jumping to a conclusion, sure, but not being actively malicious it was just a joke a queer person thought they were making to another queer person. and then to respond to that with ‘i literally have a whole ass boyfriend’ like sapphic people…. can’t be attracted to men? like okay? that’s not… relevant? having a boyfriend ≠ being straight and this is weird behaviour coming from a straight person. i’m truly not trying to be rude or aggressive i’m a fan of your blog i just think that if you’re straight interacting with the lgbt community you need to think about what you’re saying and if you’re reiterating harmful stereotypes

hello anon.

if you have followed me for quite some time you would know that this is not the first time people on the internet have done things like this. i have explained myself a great many times as to why i dont like it, but i dont know where the original post is so ill do it again.

its weird? as i said, real people run this blog, dont make hcs about me. (this is not the only one ive gotten either, people are insistent that my boyfriend is a bi icon (hes also straight) and that katya and i were dating (we have never) etc etc)

this is tumblr, if people want you to know their sexuality its in their bio.

i was bullied by someone from 6th-12th grade about how i was "definitely gay" and "didn't like men" and "couldn't be straight" and "no saph you're definitely at least bi" and "why are you talking about being attracted to men, you dont like them" when i was too young to and didnt have the means to explore my own sexuality just because they thought being straight was a cardinal sin. what people can mean as a lighthearted joke is ultimately not funny, especially when people tell you to stop or that it is not funny.

i have never once posted anything about my sexuality being anything other than straight (and even then ive hardly said that). so i dont know why its okay to come into my inbox and make said jokes (if i had posted that i was not straight then it would be a different story)

i am not a homophobic person. i do not give a flying fuck what anyones sexuality is. that does not affect me or my personal life. what does affect my personal life is when people try to force labels upon me that i have said a great many times do not fit me or my life

#not a tag #from saph

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slime-sandwhich-nom · 1 month

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List of tawog hcs because I'm bored you guys

(processing that charlie is a bimbo now, this is how I cope)

• gumball fuckin hates being picked up, held, petted or just touched in general. He's one of those assholes cats who will kill you on the spot if you breathe the same air as them.

The closest one who got to even hug him or just touch him for more than 2 seconds was Darwin. Gumball's mom literally had to fight gumball as a toddler to pick him up

Penny though, penny gets the favorite person privilege and gumball lets her pick him up, kiss him, boop his nose, anything. Deadass the only one who can do it.

• speaking of gumball not liking to be picked up, penny, knowing she can, does it whenever she has to kiss him somewhere that isn't the forehead or the top of his head because this guy is so short.

He lets her too.

• Darwin can't pick shit up or hold anything because of his fins, so his handwriting is so bad he can't even read it. he always asks gumball to get notes in class because his brother can write better and nicer than him but gumball just sleeps through the classes. So.

• Anais did get her father's metabolism. She hates it.

• gumball does that thing where he speaks to the wall and stares at empty spaces like some cats do, Darwin is convinced gumball is possessed or someone lives again in the house without them knowing. (because gumball did that whenever rob moved around the basement and Darwin associates Gumball talking to the wall to another secret room with a dude living there again) he called an exorcist for the house before. Or for Gumball. He needs it anyway.

• Anais actually has to wear glasses to see well, and red especially. Gumball should wear glasses to see from a distance and he does have glasses for it, he just doesn't wear them. Darwin does does see pretty good, he just can't tell how far something is (he bumps into walls a lot for it.)

• deadass everyone in the family is colorblind, aside from maybe darwin. they think gumball and nicole are blue because it's all they see. they don't know it's the actual fur color.

• gumball's favorite color is orange, because of Darwin, he just doesn't call it orange. He says "whatever color Darwin is."

• Anais Is the only one who actually wears shoes, gumball is neutral on shoes as he also used to wear them but he just stopped, then Nicole and Richard just hate having shoes. (We don't count Darwin.)

• Darwin's only kind of flexible part are his legs. He's super envy of gumball's ability to fold like paper

• whenever someone in gumball's class talks about LGBTQ+ or anything about that topic they all just say "oh yeah I know that one!! Gumball is part of that club or something"

• penny was the first one to get that gumball is bisexual she just has no idea that it has a name so she just says that gumball is "gay but not all the way" but she loves him still for it

• Tobias actually did try to go for the guys to try and flirt, deadass only Leslie actually did give him a chance

• Alan is the one who is actually informed about things like lgbtq and all, he always tried to educate the others about it

• gumball has fights on Twitter Daily because he thinks it's funny. Alan says he's being mean (gumball gave him a side eyes for 10 minutes for it.)

• gumball vs dream actually did happen and it was peak drama at Elmore's jr. High for a while like it was for us (it was too iconic not to make it actually happen)

• masami only went with Alan because she wanted a bf because in middle school it's kind of a big deal about it- she actually likes girls.

• gumball is actually aware that he's a cartoon and that he's the main character, reasons why he doesn't hate rob and takes it more on the playful way, it's all a script anyway.

• tall strong girlfriend (can turn into a dragon and can kick your ass) & her small and weak as hell boyfriend (can't open a jar of pickles and has to ask her for it.) for gumball and penny

• my guy Darwin is into goths and emos. (Carrie)

• Anais also argues on social media whenever she can get access to it, but she actually writes down smart and true facts while gumball says directly "kys" to piss people off

• bobert tried to date a tv before (he had a crush on the computer in SpongeBob)

• ocho uses terms like "fr","lol","lmao" irl and everyone hates him for it

• gumball is the only one who knows the difference between geek and nerd. Or smart words or synonyms kids just don't use, and he always uses them whenever he has to convince someone to do something for him because he sounds smart but he's only saying bullshit in a smart way

• Darwin doesn't understand half of the things Gumball says so he just agrees.

• ms simian hates how much gumball yap. That's why she doesn't care if he falls asleep in class, because she gets some peace from him

• gumball is smart, he just has no care for school. Sometimes he pulls out actual good arguments and complains about society about things only Anais or his mom gets and Anais is Always surprised for it. (The more he yaps about stuff like this, which is everyday, the more she's convinced aliens are real and they replaced his brother)

• gumball is not a morning person, he actually is super pissy and snarky if he wakes up before noon. (Reasons why he just hates everybody at school constantly)

Darwin is a morning person, and he always talks a lot in the morning (gumball hates him for it. Did try to tape Darwin's mouth.)

• Anais Is also a morning person, she just isn't too happy about waking up this early like her brothers because of how young she is.

• Gumball can't eat chocolate, and like any cats he's lactose intolerant (he still can tolerate milk a little because he's a kitten), and he always gets extremely sick from chocolate or just- throws up with lactose. He still eats both.

same goes for the rest of the Watterson, gumball just forces himself to eat both. (And also uses it to his advantage to skip school)

They all have no idea why gumball keeps on getting himself sick from it.

Btw chocolate and lactose ain't good (chcolate is toxic for cats.) for bunnies and cats- and fishes!! That's why my guy reacts badly to it

• neither Nicole or gumball can taste sweets, or anything sweet really. Still, gumball's favorite food is chocolate (and cheese.) which is ironic because he loves to eat it but it's tasteless for him, and he gets sick from it. He's truly a creature.

He likes the texture of it though, that's only why he eats both.

• penny feels like non-sticky peanut butter. Gumball is always looking for a way to knead on her for it, because it's relaxing (and because kneading is also a cat's love language.)

• gumball always forms half a heart with his tail whenever he's talking near penny, or together with her, because normally cats form a heart when they walk side by side, but penny has no tail. So it's only half a heart.

• Darwin is a tryhard on sports, Anais is a tryhard on academics, gumball just likes to sleep because he avoids doing anything that he doesn't find necessary (like any cat, really.)

• Penny likes listening to rock, gumball just enjoys listening to anything he likes the melody of.

Carrie likes to hear stuff like mlp opening, Darwin is with penny on this one.

Anais Just likes daisy the donkey's opening, really.

• Gumball is an introvert and just hates people, Darwin is an extrovert, the little guy is just a little shy.

• you know gumball has a stupid plan in mind when he starts calling Darwin things like "my fishy friend" instead of buddy.

• Darwin always watches documentaries about animals, specifically cats and bunnies because he wants to know about his family more.

Once he tried to slow blink at gumball and the kitten was just confused as fuck, but appreciated the gesture. He only understood it because Darwin stared then really slow closed his eyes.

• gumball sometimes pulls those deep sleeps and Darwin always thinks his brother died. Anais has to comfort him for hours until gumball wakes up

• Nicole is always overworking herself because of trauma, and sometimes envies how laid back her eldest son is.

• gumball can actually draw really well, art is probably the only class he scores in.

• gumball and Nicole actually hear everything I'm the house and they hate it.

• gumball has a tendency of calling everyone nicknames because he can't remember anyone's name for shit.

• gumball uses at his advantage the fact that he's considered cute because he's a kitten. he gets free stuff from it.

• Darwin tried once to mimic gumball loafing, did not end up well.

• all of the videos, or most of them, of cats on Elmore's YouTube are about gumball. He's that one cat that is being constantly recorded doing shit like stealing people's food at restaurants, breaking in by accident, just randomly coming up to people, stare, then go away, accidentally falling from the ceiling. Anything a cat does, gumball does it and gets recorded.

This is one of the reasons why gumball specifically is known by ANYONE and either they love him because he looks cute, or they are terrified of what shit he can pull. (Depends on the day)

• Gumball gets free food because people like to pet him and hand him treats. He doesn't complain about it, even if he doesn't enjoy petting (which is the only thing he complains about, so he just moves his head and gets the treat.)

• when gumball was younger he had darker fur, and at night it looked like he was a black cat (same problem was for Nicole), so he was not allowed to go around alone on the streets, especially on Halloween because people tend to be aggressive or straight up kill black cats during halloween. The same rule was for Nicole, especially because she was also a girl.

• gumball just likes sleeping around, especially during the day. People need to look for blue shit around because it could be gumball.

• gumball fuckin HATES wool, he can't stand it. he'll go insane with wool, and it's texture and how it feels on his body. Darwin instead loves it, but doesn't wear it (he doesn't wear anything aside from shoes.)

• Nicole almost cried when gumball first sat on her lap to loaf. she's very emotional on the whole family thing. And also Gumball never does it to anyone, she feels loved, that's it.

• Richard's favorite kid is most definitely gumball, they both enjoy slacking around, it was their best bonding moment (and still is.)

• surprisingly gumball is better with kids, Darwin is not. Anais Just hates kids her age.

• Darwin is more of a people pleaser, gumball is just really firm on his own boundaries. And now he's also firm on Darwin's.

• gumball, when he was really small, just did not talk. he enjoyed meowing more (to his father) and thrill or mrrp to his mom. He only ever talked when he needed something and neither get what he wanted.

Then Darwin came and he started yapping constantly to the fish, who had a hard time talking because of his new features like feet, lungs and an actual voice.

gumball is those types of cats who yap a lot, Anais is just, silent (like bunnies that make no noise) and Darwin learned to be also a yapper, just a very bigger one than gumball.

• Darwin has the habit of eating fish food still, sometimes he just goes in the bathroom, fills the bath with water, puts fish food, gets himself in and eats.

• gumball drinks like actually cats do, Nicole does it as well.

• the Watterson deadass go to the vet, people like Leslie or Carmen go to arborists or generally people who know plants and take care of 'em. Like maybe 2% of Elmore's population goes to a doctor.

• gumball loves fireworks, but hates other loud noises like thunder. Anais HATES fireworks, but doesn't mind things like thunder.

• Leslie hates vegetarians and is almost glad gumball is a forced carnivore (gumball annoys Leslie with the fact his father and sister are technically "vegetarians".)

• gumball zoomies are almost nonexistent because of his shenanigans he pulls everyday, they always tire him out so he doesn't get zoomies.

• Gumball got accused of being the devil with how stupidly chaotic he is to the point he's the terrorizer of Elmore. Gumball is proud of it. His mother is very much not.

• nicole is the "man of the house", but this is because of cats being matriarchal. And Richard just will not go against his wife's words.

• Tobias feels like non sticky cotton candy, you could potentially stick you hand in there and find his actual body which is hidden under all that rainbow cotton candy thing.

• dude, gumball fuckin hates the boys in his class because they just don't care about hygiene and it just bothers him on another level. he's exactly like normal cats where he spends like half of the day cleaning themselves.

Regarding this, Darwin's only problem is that he constantly smells of fish (which he's self conscious about, and always worries about bothering gumball) but really gumball always tells him it's okay because he can't help it

(he forces the other classmates to take a shower though.)

• mr.small is just always high, there's no other explanation for whatever he's on.

• gumball talked so much about penny that Darwin had to tell him to shut the fuck up. (Gumball kept going)

• gumball has severe beef with Billy's mom to the point he's daily sabotaging her life just so she can move to another town and stop bothering gumball with her existence.

(Darwin is sick of gumball's bullshit)

• gumball swore once. (Reference to the video of gumballs VA saying "fuck") And when he got elected as school president once he won by saying "I will eliminate the middle class" (again gumball's VA saying it)

• gumball always tells rob "gay gay homosexual gay" to the point rob screams at him, like just yells at the top of his lungs and runs away crying

• "GET OUT OF MY GARDEN"

"I'LL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN" from south park but it's gumball and half of Elmore.

And I'll stop because I'm writing something longer than the bible

#gumball #tawog #tawog gumball #the Watterson #gumball watterson #the amazing world of gumball #anais Watterson #penny fitzgerald #darwin watterson

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blazethecheeto · 4 months

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ATLAS PARADOX RAMBLING

dude this book. i need to talk. about it. im going insane.

everyone who hasn't read it, PLEASE DO!!! it's a dark academia book about a bunch of gay silly magic people that join a society and try to kill each other. there's time travel, a big ass polycule, aesthetic scenes, the prettiest writing style in the world, science, philosophy, and fucked family. (opposite of found family).

(extremely chaotic unorganized long rant below, with spoilers. click at your own risk)

FIRST OF ALL WHY WAS THIS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE?!!?!?

i had to power through the first one, it felt long, and unnecessary and like trekking through a JUNGLE with the thickest and most intricate ecosystem that i had to peel back and unravel for hours and hours. only to like move the plot by an inch.

BUT THIS. olivie blake found her footing because this was so good. i am aware the reviews hate on this book and some people don't like it, but personally i adore it and it's really well written.

CHARACTERS

bro they all had such wonderful voices, like they were distinct and unique from each other but not drastically, noticeably different I NEED TO LEARN FROM THIS. six of crows and the atlas six do multi povs so well <3 its like this book was made for me, each character was perfect and incredible and gay and silly and-

reina. love of my life. i look forward to all her povs because the plants are so silly and she's the best character. i said it. she's canon asexual now too YEES. i needed more of her because she was barely in the first one, and they DELIVERED. the juicy plot with her 'god complex' (ily callum) and her feelings getting hurt and learning she actually is lonely and wants friends? she's so wanda maximoff. next book better have her opening up and learning to love people or i riot (and also her killing people and being the badass she is)

parisa always my fave too, i do wish her character wasn't always talking about sex or romance, there were some great moments in this book where she showed off her telepathy powers (the prince in the tower!!) it was awesome. i'm glad they acknowledged that side of her with reina, (oh my god i ship them so much wait till i rant about them-) but dude i still HATE DALTON. SO MUCH. OH MY GOD. every time it's her pov i dread seeing dalton, i wish she could give that up. generic white men should die.

CALLUM. whatever turned him from complex, daunting, and a psychopath last book to janus from sanders sides this book- beautiful choice. he's literally the one sassy wine-sipping gay aunt that feels nothing and everything at once, also extremely mentally ill and depressed. he's SO FUNNY. his povs are fucking hilarious to read, and he quickly became one of my faves bc of how complex he is. i'm not smart enough to decipher and psychoanalyze him but god i LOVE CHARACTERS LIKE THIS.

i don't know what happened but nico is literally one of my faves now too, he's so silly and sweet and kind and i loved his relationships with everyone this book. like him trying to murder tristan in multiple different ways oml. he's my bbg. tristan was hit or miss for me, i did find him interesting but he's not my favourite. doesn't mean i hate him, he's so very british, i feel it radiating off the page. libby my queen my icon, her dream povs were so trippy i loved it- so so realistic to a real dream, that was the most surprising and unique part. also my bisexual queen seducing belen??

i did not like ezra and atlas was a little iffy here and there but tbh the cast was so well rounded and interesting and unique but paralleled each other so well?? THE RELATIONSHIPS. I DONT THINK ANY BOOK HAS THIS INTRICATE WEB-LIKE RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACH OTHER. they're one big polycule.

RELATIONSHIPS

nico and libby <3 i love them so much as siblings/queerplatonic partners. i don't ship them romantically, because i LOVE how they subverted the eye-rolling predictable ' YA academic rivals enemies to lovers' trope. when i started TAS, i immediately thought they were gonna get together and assumed the worst. but no, they still had the banter and importance in their relationship but without the romance? instead both of them were gay af. it's beautiful. i love subverting tropes so much. they're each other's 'other half' and they're hilarious together.

NICO AND TRISTAN. they were such a highlight this book, it was unexpected but so funny. nico trying to murder tristan and their little talks because 'they're not friends...just coworkers' yeah right, the best friendships start with creatively murdering each other. tristan being droll and chill af, and then nico bouncing off the walls my adhd king.

reina and nico broke me?? like that one chapter where they sparred and caught up with each other and reina was guarding her hurt feelings. DUDE THAT KILLED ME. made me stare at the ceiling for a good minute. their friendship is everything to me, they contrast each other so well. she deserves to be treated better- when they had that projection chapter and she saw that nico downplayed her skills...like she was good, but not good enough for him to care about her. AGGHGH.

REINA AND PARISA. NOW THIS. THIS HOOKED ME INTO THE BOOK. i ship them so bad guys. they parallel each other and are both hot and enemies to lovers and wlw slow burn and- look. reina is asexual, therefore the only person to truly see and understand parisa for who she is, and not be influenced by her body. like that one projection. she can help parisa understand HERSELF and who she is past her sexual desirability. how to love someone again. romantically. then, on the flip side, parisa can help reina see and understand OTHERS. reina only sees people as one trait, cut and dry- without any of the complex feelings. parisa is a telepath, she knows how to read others. THEY CAN BOTH HELP EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER IN WAYS THEY NEVER COULD HAVE OMFDADJFLSKJADFL- also reina pinned her against a wall and they want to kill each other and every time they interact i scream into my pillow-

'You can't love anyone right?"

"I've met very few people worth loving."

*throws myself off a building*

now we just gotta play the familiar game "IS IT DELUSION OR IS IT JUST SLOW BURN" and find out whether their insane chemistry pays off in book 3.

the nico parisa scene was actually sweet ngl, even though i don't ship them. the whole callum and tristan thing was so bitter exes situationship coded and i ate every second up. especially that last conversation. AND OFC. GIDEON AND NICO?!!! AAAAA THEY WERE SO CUTE THEY'RE ENDGAME I SCREAMED WHEN THEY KISSED DUDE THEYRE SO-

PLOT

now for the actual plot. this book has so many interesting subjects and philosophies and debates i'm not smart enough for this. but past all the aesthetic glamour, it's science, time travel, dreams, multiverses, fate, reality, and the complexities of the human mind. and my god it's fascinating as fuck.

do i have any idea what they do in this society?? NO. am i entertained? YES. especially that whole explosion paradox to bring libby back to the future. the whole powering the connections via aurora borealis? the whole debate about being gods? i love it. i love it.

alright im so sorry for that rant, i gotta go now but DUDE I LOVE THIS BOOK NO MATTER HOW WEIRD IT WAS

#the atlas six #the atlas paradox #fandom rant #long post #jesus HOW MANY WORDS WAS THIS #this was long #parisa kamali #libby rhodes #nico de varona #reina mori #tristain caine #atlas blakely #callum nova #nicogideon #reina x parisa #tas #my faves #mine

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drovvninq · 3 months

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clone high season 3 thoughts:

joan was handled a lot better but it sucks that her and jfk NEVER talked abt their relationship again. it's all about her and abe/confucious now and i hate it. i liked her going back to her indie girl roots but the og joan would NEVER accept that whole "i'll pretend to date you if you pay for my film festival" shit. she had more class than that. it feels like she's doing that thing they did in z-o-m-b-i-e-s where s2 she thinks she belongs with harriet and jfk but now she thinks she's a bleacher creature... idk it's weird.... bleacher creatures were kinda cool tho :) not topher.

i liked jfk being the mc actually, it was refreshing. i found the christian arc really fitting especially at the end where they tied it together as him being a kennedy. i didn't like him dating harriet again and i also didn't like the jfabe hints ???? that scares me... but the dick pic thing was funny,, also the fact that he's just like,, one of the guys now?? him and confucius and abe being buds. just dudes being dudes.

abe was SO much more in character this season. i didn't particularly like the bloody mary episode but the whole "i found a girl and she's nerdy like me and she's cute and funny but she wants to get rid of joan" thing is okay i guess. it really feeds back into s1 when he abandoned ghandi for cleo. overall he was good but he was VERY hypersexual this season and it was just awkward to watch.

cleo acted... KIND of like herself?? i liked the slim snowsuit thing and the supporting frida because she got free stuff but that's like it. i still wish her and frida had more setup in s2 but they handled it well this season at least. them being the christian icons was funny i guess but i seriously want cleo to accidentally use frida and manipulate her power at some point and then feel guilt. that's the ONLY reason cleo should ever feel guilty for anything in this show.

frida was chill tbh, not much to say abt her. the whole fish pointing, painting stuff for cleo, only snorkeling to make her happy was sososososo cute </33 i want more stuff like that :")

harriet is terrible character writing. her only trait is that she's smart and loyal, but she cheats on confucius. with eye sex. I HATE THE EYE SEX THING. WHY WAS IT NECESSARY. and then she goes back to confucius as soon as she thinks he's available just because she thinks he likes her. WHAT. AND THEN SHE'S MAD ??? i feel like she's only there to be joan's friend and to be with frida at the beginning of s1... WHY!!!!! IS JFK!!!!! DATING HER !!!!! STILL !!!! NOT ONLY IS SHE A BAD FRIEND, SHE'S JUST A BAD PARTNER IN GENERAL!!

confucius is a good character though imho. he was a good person this season and his actions actually made sense with his motivations. he's a huge people pleaser and because of that he wants validation in points (ep1) and doesn't wanna tell harriet he's dating joan. he wants to keep everyone happy and he's so sweet tbh he's growing on me.

SCUDWORTH. AND. BUTLERTRON. FART JOKES. SEX JOKES. GAY LOVE JOKES. GANDHI JOKES. WESLEY JOKES. I LOVE THEM!!!

#clone high #jfk clone high #joanfk #clone high season 2 #clone high season three #clone high season two #clone high season one #ps i hate topher

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will80sbyers · 11 months

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STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY ya’ll byler bloggers will love this... so me and my cousin were talking about how Noah Schnapp iconically came out via TikTok while playing a canonically gay character, and our other cousin's bf (who has never watched Stranger Things) was like "Oh cool that’s the guy from the snapping meme right? The dude that walks up, snaps, and the screen changes?" We were both like "No thats Finn Wolfhard this is a different guy" AND WITHOUT HESITATION he says "Oh thats cool I didn’t know there were two gay characters on the show" HE THOUGHT MIKE WAS THE GAY CHARACTER.. The fact that he’s never even watched the show either and had Mike clocked as the canonically gay character without question is absolutely hysterical- At most he’s seen maybe a couple edits on TikTok XD

Lmaooo your friend caught more things than the redditors, the fruitiness is there for sure

#byler #mike wheeler #finn wolfhard #stranger things #ask

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STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY ya’ll byler bloggers will love this... so me and my cousin were talking about how Noah Schnapp iconically came out via TikTok while playing a canonically gay character, and our other cousin's bf (who has never watched an episode of Stranger Things) was like "Oh cool that’s the guy from the snapping meme right? The dude that walks up, snaps, and the screen changes?" We were both like "No thats Finn Wolfhard this is a different guy" AND WITHOUT HESITATION he says "Oh thats cool I didn’t know there were two gay characters on the show" HE THOUGHT MIKE WAS THE GAY CHARACTER.. The fact that he’s never even watched the show either and had Mike clocked as the canonically gay character without question is absolutely hysterical- At most he’s seen maybe a couple edits on TikTok

mike gay icon. let’s hope for his sake will loves him back because all these devoted looks would go to waste

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sugaroto · 2 months

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Sometimes I think that if ουράνιο τόξο was American the catholics would have canceled it

A while ago I made a poll "guess what ουράνιο τόξο is" but I lost it and never gave the right answer but

I do believe American catholics would have canceled it

First of, Ουράνιο τόξο means Rainbow

HOW DARE THEY GAY OUR KIDS

Yeah... some people just see rainbows and go nuts. They would have lost it with a TV program called "Rainbow"

Which btw changed its name to "Τα 1.000 χρώματα του Χρήστου" (Christo's 1.000 colors) a few years ago but ouranio tokso is iconic

Oh yeah, what do kids have to do with that

Well

This is Christos the presenter of the show

He interviews people

These are the people he interviews

He has PATIENCE

The kids usually go there play a game, draw, read a book or something while he "interviews" them, like "what's your name?" "How old are you?" "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Etc

The answers he gets... they're gold. Still remembered.

And he has patience the kids say some bizarre shit and he's like "Yeah sounds about right"

Christos: How many girls are there in your class?

Girl: 8

Ch: and how many boys?

G: 10

Ch: So how many kids are there in your class?

G: 11

Ch: you don't do math in your class do you?

G: no

Ch: yeah I thought so

DUDE

Or like, the cannibal boy💀 he went into detail about eating blood and intestines and how his mom cooks blood and Christos was like "Yeah I guess Mac n cheese is too basic for you"

Or the bat boy.

Bat boy: when I grow up I'll be a bat

Doctor boy: you can't be a bat

Bb: that's what I decided 😠

Ch: well ok if that's what you decided, ok. So tell me how will you do it? Is there a school? Will you get a diploma?

How is that man not laughing 😭

Yeah wait what was my point-

So I gave yall an idea of what rainbow is like, a TV program loved by greeks that holds precious childhood memories and funny moments of kids

Yeah well bc the internet is weird I feel like if it was English some people would be like

"I'm 17 (minor) and feel so disgusted by the male. In literally trembling. Why is he next to kids. Pedophile. Rainbow gay. Prison him and burn him alive."

Sorry for typing that😭

Also yes the 17(minor) is based on that person who got scared by a glass

Ofc this problem (canceling rainbow) does not exist and Christos is a very sweet and patient guy who does a funny show with kids

But I can't stop thinking that if Karens found out about it they would gay-zied it bc of the title and then create problems anywhere

#ουράνιο τόξο #ouranio tokso #rainbow #greek tv #sugarenia talks

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silly-l1ttle-guy · 4 months

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MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS FROM VARIOUS DIFFERENT MEDIA

and the reasons why i like them

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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Noriaki Kakyoin - I just think he's neat

Risotto Nero - he's emo

Kars - HE'S HOT!!!!

Joseph Joestar - goofy as fuck

Josuke Higashikata - he's so silly it's unreal

Leone Abbacchio - depressed alcoholic? that's a favourite character right there

Caesar Zeppeli - I like him :]

Pannacotta Fugo - I think he's an interesting character (also because of phf)

Robert E.O Speedwagon - waifu

Diavolo - pathetic little bitch

Vinegar Doppio - pathetic little meow meow

Guido Mista - he's pretty chill, I like him

Ghiaccio - fuck dude why do I like all the angry ones

N'doul - i saw him and immediately liked him

Narciso Anasui - i could fix him.

Enrico Pucci - birthing hips

Okuyasu Nijimura - love me a dumb bitch

Rohan Kishibe - cunty

Foo Fighters - water

Hot Pants - please step on me

Diego Brando - DINOSAUR!!!

Johnny Joestar - he was really well written! also he looks like a twink

Yasuho Hirose - silly!!!

Josuke Higashikata8 - silly!!!

Santana - silly!!!

Wamuu - big man tits

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SCOTT PILGRIM

Matthew Patel - pathetic little emo (my favourite breed of man)

Scott Pilgrim - pathetic simp (me too)

Ramona Flowers - please step on me

Lucas Lee - himbo

Knives Chau - Silly!!!

Wallace Wells - he's an icon

Young Neil - Silly!!!

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STARDEW VALLEY

Sebastian - emo

Elliot - he has nice hair

Abigail - slay queen

Sam - silly!!!

Shane - depressed alcoholic

Krobus - silly!!!

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OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB

Tamaki Suoh - stupid blond bitch

Haruhi Fujioka - you go girl

Honey - cutie patootie

Mori - love me a good silent type

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CHAINSAW MAN

Denji - he's so relatable (i want to touch tits too)

Power - CAT LOVER

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UNDERTALE + DELTARUNE

Kris - non binary icon

Suzie - lesbian icon

Ralsei - icon

sans - haha funny skeleton guy

Papyrus - autistic icon

Flower - the flower

Toriel - love her

Alphys - lesbian icon

Undyne - lesbian icon

Mettaton - gay icon

Grillby - he's HOT (get it?)

Queen - feel like a fem queen

Lancer - an icon

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POKEMON

Ingo - haha funny train man with no memories

Emmet - haha funny train man

Pierce - emo

Raihan - silly!!!

Leon - silly!!!

Hop - silly!!!

Arven - :(

Melli - stuck up bitch

Adaman - "bisexuals are gonna love this guy"

Irida - silly!!!

Brock - simp

Allister - silly!!!

Jessie - girlboss

James - crossdressing icon

N - long hair

Volo - i HATED this guy at first, then thought "nvm he's cool"

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OMORI

Kel - silly!!!

Aubrey - auby

Hero - slay king

Mari - yippee!!!

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DIALTOWN

Randy Jade - pathetic

Phonegingi - GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH

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DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY'S

Dave - vegas

Jack - i like him

Dee - you go girl

Roger - baby

Harry - i like him

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

Glamrock freddy - way to go superstar

Funtime Freddy - same va as diavolo

Michael Afton - Michael Afton

William Afton - JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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WELCOME TO DEMON SCHOOL! IRUMA-KUN

Alice Asmodeus - gay icon

Clara Valac - silly!!!

Ameri Azazel - girlboss

Opera - non binary icon

Kalego Naberius - emo

Sabro Sabnock - HE'S GOT SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IT'S GREAT

Lied Shax - silly!!!

Shichiro Balam - gentle giant

General Furfur - same english va as diavolo

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo golden wind #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgrim's precious little life #scott pilgrim vs the world #welcome to demon school iruma kun #five nights at freddy's #dayshift at freddy's #dialtown #undertale #deltarune #omori #pokémon #chainsaw man #ouran high school host club #stardew valley

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asafeplaceforus112 · 10 months

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Nimona!!!!

I am so fucking excited to watch nimona!!! I have been itching to watch this movie as soon as I watched the trailer!!!

Oooo I'm so excited I'm so excited!!!

"tonight's the night that we knight the knights!!!" I LOVE IT

awwweee noooo Ballister )))):

Oh no he worked so hard and loved her like a movie I bet and yet he's gonna get blamed for it )))):

"it's not what gloreth wanted" same energy as "it's not what god wanted"

Oh god I'm gonna be so sad when they fight )))): they're so in love 🥺 and they're gonna fight 🥺

"they're going to love you" LIKE I DO "like I do" SCREAMS

🖕 fuck you man

Awwweee they're in love oh I'm so sad for him ;-; I know he's gonna end up hated and I'm going to be so sad ;-;

He loves his extrovert ToT

So the queen was a "commy" as my dad calls it so she got assassinated by the corrupt elite?

OH MY GOD

HIS BIYFRIEND CUT HIS ARM OOFFFF

Oh my god

Nimona spelling it as "dumb" instead of "dum" is for some reason really important to me

He gives such stocky short vibes and I'd never noticed until now

I like that they're listening to the same song in the universe

"Did you get to keep the old one"

I am the manic pixie cryptid that is nimona

I like her piercing in her upper ear

Oh mate

So the director is the evil one that set it up right?

XD I love nimona

God I love nimona

"were still gonna break stuff dududududu du du" I love that

And it's so much better that the song follows like it

Oh and how yours not sure how if it's her eyes or the light that are red

NOOO NOT IN FRONT OF THE BOYFRIEND

He's so sad ))):

She's so cuuuuuttteeee

I love nimona

It's like the drawing!!!

"cold in here??" He he he he he

Poor dude got adopted by a cryptid

XD I love the lightning

XD how does he forget about the Shape shifting

Oh no they're going to use this as evidence against him

Oh fuck you sir she made breakfast tacos

"but I'm not a girl... I'm a shark!!! Chomp chomp"

"acting like common children" oh yeah she's evil

Bal is giving "don't be too gay" In public energy

XD oh my god "evil" bal is so funny I love

"I HOPE YOU LIKE FREESTYLE JAZZ" DTOP THATS SO FUNNY

We love a surveillance state

"this doesn't feel right? He hates free style jazz" STOP THATS SO FUNNY

THE GUIDANCE LADY IS ALSO A SHAPESHIFTER BUT SHES ACTUALLY EVIL

"alot of people aren't as accepting as me" aaaahhhh okay that hit different with the parents I have

XD I love nimona I love the lie

"oh shit my ex is here" vibes

"tiny whale" STTOOOPPPP

we know he's evil coz he's pressing the bell at the counter

XD I love this

Oh no xD

Awwwee nimona looks as if they're were his kid

Babe isn't feeling body stuff?

"I'm not people" "it does but I've been worse"

Awwwee he's looking after nimona

Genderfluid icon

"who'd protect todd"

I knew it (:<

Oh my god and that's why he tried to show him his phone

He he he he he

"they disarmed a weapon" why the fuck did he chop off a whole arm then?

I love that he didn't immediately become not brainwashed

Poor nimona

Awwwweee he feels bad

"arm chopping is not a love language!!!!" Oh my god ambrosius

Did her hair colour change from bright yellow to soft blonde?

AMBROSIUS

honestly bal is dumb for choosing that

HE THREW HER AT HUS BALLS

SHE WAS THE INE WHO BUT HUM

"KWISPY"

Wait are those parts of her that she's blowing everywhere?

Oh my god she did the metal thing pose she does

))): oh baby nimona

SHE STABBED AMBROSIUS

What was with that dramatic thing????

Isn't that like nimona kind of acting

XD the second death

How is there 47 mins left?

THEY JUST LEAVE HER

Nimonas pose when she leaves xD

XD nimonas the dick head who hates losing monopoly but I love her throughly

HE SAID HER THING "metal"

I need the book! Oh man!!!

Why are they dancing???? XD this was definitely in the novel the dancing

THEY STARTED A REBELLION???

She made a fake scroll

They're going to act like Nimona is the evil person that is framing the director aren't they???

I'm gonna fucking lose it if he doesn't back her up

NOOO

))): no emotional dick is that good

You've been set up ))):

))): oh god ))):

He feels so bad for his arm ))):

He thinks nimona set him up

Oh no fuck off

Oh nooo )):

fuck off tod

Fuck off bal

BAL

He instinctually did that

))):

There's a wishing well??? There's actually a wishing well?

Nimona has just always existed like this. The human race was just another race she had tried to assimilate into.... That's so sad

She had always thought that was normal and then she found a friend that accepted her oh no oh no oh no

Oh no coz they see a bear oh god the poor child has trauma flashbacks ))):

GLORETH

OH MY GOD

SO NIMONA REALLY IS THE "monster". And the story was made up to seem like a Gloreth was a hero

I like how you can hear nimonas voice in the mega form

I love that "let's throw some hearts and break some parts" I love that

Let's talk about how this never would have happened if she hadn't set up bal

Nimonas just in trauma brain, as we call it

There you go pretty, figuring out that what you're doing is bad

Nimona is going towards her friend thats all she's doing. She's just walking and getting hot so she bashes into stuff )):

Oh nimona )):

Nimona is trying to K*ll herself holy shit

Why the fuck is this not in the themes?

Oh good job Bal, I'm glad you stopped her in time holy shit

I feel like nimona alot. I feel stuck in this human form and like no-one else will understand me and just it's so lonely and I'm so glad that nimona has someone to care. For everyone else who doesn't have a system that they're in that can understand that feeling fuck man, I ahve no idea how you do it. You are so powerful and brave

"fire the cannons" FUCK YOU BIGOT

Good job knights

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

))): nimona better not have died

))): oh my god does she now have to regenerate and that's why you was gone for 1000s of years ))):

Oh my god is she actually dead

There's was nothing evil outside the wall ))):

Awwwee they kissed and they're in love and it's great

Different note doesn't the boyfriend in um the Disney have movie um journey something

Oh my god ))): she finally got accepted but now she sgone

She's gonna rock up or something dumb right? And it's going to be a fake out and I'm gonna cry my tits off

Oh no it's a fake out )):

XD SHES NOT DEAD

"hey boss".MY FACE TOOOOB

ND ;-; you barely got me with she ra but you got me with with his one.

Oh My god HE GOT RU PAUL???

I want to consume so much more if this universe

Oh my god nimona went from Godzilla like to mothra like!!!

Dnaicng shark my beloved

The names I love them

Every transmasc that's non binary that Ive met has been the same energy as the Otto with a snap back in the final credits /j /lh

Poor nimona )): Im so glad that she found her friend

Holy shit too many animators to count, but you guys did a fucking AMAZING JOB holy shit!!!!

Im going to watch nimona again after this so don't be surprised if you see me adding reblogs of little details that absolutely ruin my brain in the best of ways

The way that the animals just instinctively knew nimona was different from them really breaks my heart

The animation was so so so so lovely! You could just tell the team really put their heart and soul into this movie!!!

I don't know if the story was matching the book (I will soon though I'm ordering that baby) but it was really lovely to watch this movie!

It matched my expectations! I wish there was more! Honestly I think nimona would have been perfect as a mini series! Not because the pacing was bad!!! I just wished we could have had more time with these characters you know!!

There was careless whisper in this movie?

WAIT FOCUS okay so like I think It would have been amazing if we could have sat with the characters more you know? In just really sad that the sorry had to be so fast paced because of the constraints

Damn that's alot of babies

Yeeeeeesssss I love nimona

I like that there was a thing at the end but I would have liked if it had been at the start of the credits but also that's not the creators that's prolly a sucky Netflix thing

I loved this movie

I will in fact be worshipping this movie until I'm sick of it just like strange world

I LOVED strange world and now I've watched it so many times that I feel like a parent that's and to watch frozen a billion times

Anyways...

Take care everyone and anyone sees this post! You are loved! Please stay safe! This world sucks ass but there are good things to!

#nimona #nimona movie #nimona spoilers #nimona movie spoilers #did #osdd #did osdd #cw self harm mention #cw suicide attempt mention #cw suicide mention #cw self harm #cw suicide

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paladin-n-cleric · 11 months

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OMG!!!!! thank you for sharing i love this haha

#asks #byler

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myfuckingpenexploded · 4 months

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My friend should probably not trust me as much as he does.

I was ranting bout my 'gay block people readings' and he was bored so he demanded I send him to link. long story short the man who didn't know there was even a fandom for the life series/minecraft people in general is now reading fanfiction.

This is the same dude who now proof reads my fanfiction before posting, let me drag him back into the countryhumans fandom after he escaped us, lets me rant about dumb things like that one post saying that according to lore c!grian is a milf (Idk why that exists, it should not but its funny that it does)

Anyway below the cut is more info aka a happy rant bout Trust Life on ao3 by @chaiandsage

tw below this point for all caps

AHHH I KNOW ITS OVER BUT ITS SO GOOD IVE READ IT TWICE ITS AHHHH THERE WILL BE MORE READINGS OF IT BY ME

I FOUND IT THROUGH MY INTENSE SCROLLING ON HERE AND AHHH IM SORRY IM YELLING ITS JUST AMAZING EVERYTHING IS SO WELL WRITTEN AND IT HAS To BE ONE OF THE BEST LIFE SERIES FANFICS Ive EVER READ!

THIS STORY HAS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR SOBBING, MADE ME LAUGH, TAKEN UP WAY TOO MUCH TIME OF MY LIFE BUT ITS WORTH IT, PROBABLY SCARED HALF OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I YELLED ABOUT IT, AND ITS WELL WRITTEN TOO?

CHAI COULD LITERALLY WRITE ANYTHING AND I WOULD READ IT! THEIR WAY OF WRITING DIALOGUE AND SCENERY AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING HAS ME ON THE FLOOR EVERY SINGLE TIME. SHE IS SO GOOD AT IT! AHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVERRR. 66 CHAPTERS? YOU ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN YOU HAVE WRITTEN SO MUCH GOOD CONTENT THAT IS UNPARALLELED. 350K WORDS???? THE DEDICATION TO THE QUALITY AND QUANTITY AND EVERYTHING IS SIMPLY CHEFS KISS. I- I PHYSICALLY CANNOT DESCRIBE THE EMOTIONS THIS THING HAS MADE ME FEEL.

THE CHARACTERS?? ICONIC! THE WAY YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE THEM BE SO PERFECTLY FITTING TO EVERYTHING? AMAZING! I CANNOT.

AHHHH

#he let me recomend fics to him #I accidentally exposed him to the life series fandom #He didn't know....#So now he knows bout the ships (which I have informed him are only c! bc shipping cc! is disgusting #Trust Life #traffic smp #trafficblr #trafficshipping

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catholic-character-tournament · 11 months

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Round 1 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side A

ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]

Propaganda below ⬇️

Louis de Pointe du Lac

french (creole) in the 1700s, has a crazy Ultra-Catholic brother that he builds a cathedral for on his property out of love, in which he gets turned i to a vampire after setting the place on fire in a drunken stupor because he was sooo damp lestat (insane vampire, also catholic but also not, it’s complictaed) just couldn’t resist, fire motif continues (he burns a lot of places to the ground, fire kills vampires, etc); denies himself human blood not because killing is wrong but because drinking human blood is a pleasurable experience (drinking blood is also how vampires have sex, so take this how you will), finds himself baby trapped in a toxic patriarchal nuclear family setting with lestat (not exclusive to catholics ofc but, come on) louis would not identify as catholic/religious but literally everything he does comes down to his immense catholic guilt complex and he believed genuinely for a very long time that he was going to hell for existing as a vampire (it’s a metaphor)

episode 1 he has a whole breakdown in a confession booth about pimping, drinking, gay sex, etc. then his priest gets immediately murdered by a vampire and he then agrees to be turned by that vampire and to marry him (in his defense lestat is VERY dreamy) and keeps doing the same shit and worse but feeling extreme guilt about everything constantly. he keeps this up for 144 years and counting

He battles with faith so hard dude he spends like half his book being Catholically Guilty for his vampirism. It slaps

He got turned into a vampire after having a big gay crisis in a church. Iconic

Vector

Single dad who is a private, self-employed detective who loves banging it to some tunes and is trying to pay rent. Thats literally the Chaotix’s whole thing: they pick up cases to pay the rent. And he’s Catholic.

There’s a big note post somewhere on this website that jokes about this and I think it’s funny. This guy takes communion

I saw him in the high submissions list and I had no idea this is hilarious and I need to make sure he gets in

https://forgottensonicfacts.tumblr.com/post/697923206384926720/according-to-his-profile-in-knuckles-chaotix honestly, I don’t really know how to explain this in my own words. Toodle pip!

He is a single father of a bee child and a teenage chameleon at age 20. Who else has a popular tumblr post of them baptizing a chao with pepsi?

Vector is one of the characters ever: he has a gold chain, he never takes off his headphones, he leads a detective group, said detective group is a teenage ninja chameleon, a six-year-old, and occasionally an armadillo with herculean strength

I think (hc) vector is the only cishet character in all of the sonic universe which makes him being catholic that much funnier like. He goes to church wearing a “proud dad” t-shirt then he goes home to his 2 trans kids to tell them how much he supports them etc etc. Also one time someone posted how Vector would be the funniest character to be catholic only to find out in the notes that was basically canon so.

#louis de pointe du lac #interview with a vampire #cct polls #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #vector the crocodile #sonic the hedgehog

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