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#Luffy: anyone who talks shit about Sanji gets killed
winchester101 · 9 months
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I want to see Luffy kill a man for insulting Sanji’s cooking
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braimin · 28 days
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This is super random but one of my favorite things in fics is when Zeff like hates Zoro. Like obviously he doesn’t actually hate him and as long and Sanjis happy he’s happy and he knows Zoro makes him happy, but I still think the idea of him like constantly staring daggers Into Zoro is so funny.
Also another one of my favorites is Usopp walking in at the worst time for them, like Usopp has seen some horrors, I know he is so traumatized and it kills me every time.
Anyway this is just me yapping cuz I don’t have anyone to tell this to sorry😭
Darling, the whole reason I started posting on here in the first place is because I have no friends who will listen to me yap, so no need to apologize for being a fellow yapper. ✨
Zeff has mad beef with Zoro, not just because he's dating his son, but also because he's so reckless. And when Zoro gets hurt is makes Sanji upset. Zoro cannot be allowed to live if he makes Zeff's son upset. But him dying would make Sanji cry so Zeff just has to settle for quietly fuming and being an asshole when his boy isn't looking.
When Zeff first moved to the All Blue to be with Sanji, Zoro got to see how much of a daddy's boy he is. Like they yell and argue and even have physical fights in the kitchen all the time, but also when they cook together Sanji hangs off him like a child, he's always one step behind him and following him everywhere. Sanji could ask the old man to do anything and he'd do it. He's woken Zeff up at three am before and asked him to make soup because he didn't feel good and Zeff immediately was down in the kitchen making it. Zoro wants to tease him about it, but when he brings it up Zeff will loom over him with a knife and be like 'And what about it, scrub.'
Zoro learns very quickly where Sanji gets his pettiness from because Zeff will disagree with anything Zoro says on principle alone, it does not matter what he's saying. He purposely only speaks french to Sanji for a really long time because he thinks Zoro doesn't deserve to know what they're talking about. He refused to cook any japanese dishes for him for a while too, just to be a dick. Zoro has lived with Sanji for a long time so he's used to the petty behavior. Eventually Zeff chills out and they bond over nagging Sanji into taking breaks and taking care of himself. And they start having drinks and fishing nights every week so they can shit talk about the annoying things Sanji has done lately. Sanji just has to deal with it because they're getting along, and he doesn't wanna ruin that.
Usopp having to live through The Horrors of being Sanji's bestie is a tragedy. Like he's one of the ones that spends the most time at Sanji's side during the day. (Because Luffy isn't allowed in the kitchen when he's not eating, Robin and Chopper spend a lot of time in the library studying, and everyone else prefers to be out on deck doing their own things.) Sometimes he'll come to sit in the kitchen and find Zoro and Sanji making out, or hear Zoro try to coerce the cook into a storage closet. He's had to witness them be so gross together.
But the true Horrors aren't always the shit he has to see, no, it's also the shit he has to hear Sanji talk about. Because that jerk has no filter and no shame. So they'll be sitting in silence for a while and then the cook will turn to him and give him the most unhinged, and vulgar description of what him and his boyfriend got up to the night before; and then ends it with 'So yeah, now my leg hurts, maybe I sprained something?'. Usopp has tried to tell him to stop, that he does not want to hear the nitty gritty of how these freaks get down, but Sanji just ignores him and keeps going. Sometimes he'll look to Usopp and be like 'Ya'know, lately I've been wanting to try-' and then break down one of his depraved fantasies about the swordsman, and Usopp wishes Chopper could do something to make him forget the last eight minutes of his life.
He tells Usopp everything, not just the sexual shit, he tells him about all the 'cute' things Zoro has said, shows him the little trinkets and gifts the man has brought him, he talks about what his future plans are with his pet moss. And Usopp is happy for his friends, yeah, but he's also a lonely guy with no girlfriend, so these bastards can go to hell with all their cutesy romance bullshit.
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gaypiece · 2 months
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OP + how they take care of u on a bad mental health day
tbh this is mostly for me bc i been going thru it and i need law cuddles yesterday
☁︎ Ft. Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Luffy, Law, & Robin
☁︎ CW: slightly suggestive, mdni
Zoro:
Not a man of many words
Will give you space if he thinks that’s what you need
Will make sure you’re taking care of yourself, but tries to act casual about it (randomly asking when was the last time you ate/drank water etc)
If you just want to rest/stay in bed, but want the company, he will gladly sit with you. May even nap next to you will nap with you if you ask him nicely
If you need a distraction, he will try to get you to train with him, plus the exercise will release extra endorphins
Might suggest another form of exercise if you’re a couple ;)
Sanji:
Will make you all of your favorite comfort foods (I think this one is a given)
Might encourage you to hang out with him in the kitchen if you’ve been in bed all day (and may try to teach you a thing or two if you need a distraction)
Will bring you water unprompted
Encourages you to talk about what’s bothering you, is understanding if you don’t want to
Will absolutely hold you if you need it
If you’re a couple, will kiss you all over and incessantly remind you of how much he loves you and how beautiful and strong you are 🥹
Nami:
Will ask who hurt you so she can kill them
Babies the fuck out of you
Orders Sanji to bring you whatever food/drinks you want (he probably would have done it anyway, but Nami wants to make sure you’re taken care of)
If you’re stopped at an island, will offer to take you shopping and get you anything you want, her treat. Will also 100% play dress up in whatever clothing stores until the two of you get kicked out
May also get you a cute little gift that she will surprise you with once you get back to the Sunny 🥹
Teams up with Usopp to start shit between Zoro and Sanji bc you think it’s so funny when they bicker
Will cuddle the shit out of you, but makes sure you’re showered first esp if you struggle to take care of yourself on a bad day
Will offer to help you shower if you’re a couple ;)
Luffy:
Asks you what’s wrong. If you don’t want to talk about it, will beg you to tell him because he wants to help. If nothing is really wrong, and it’s just a bad day, he doesn’t really understand, but will still try to make you feel better
Honestly doesn’t really understand mental illness, but doesn’t like seeing you sad
Does anything and everything in his power to make you laugh
If he thinks you need a hug, will wrap his limbs around you as many times as possible and squeeze definitely a little too hard
Law:
100% understands that mental health is just as important as physical health, and will treat you as if you’re physically ill (but not contagious)
Encourages you to talk about what’s bothering you, is understanding if you don’t want to talk about it
Constantly in doctor mode, making sure you’re eating, drinking water, taking care of yourself, etc
Will surface the Polar Tang just so you can get out to the deck and get some sunlight
If you need company, he will absolutely sit with you, even if it’s just in silence. If he’s too busy, he will get Penguin and Shachi and/or others to spend time with you.
Might ask Bepo to give you cuddles if you need it
If you two are close, may cuddle you himself
If you’re a couple, will remind you of how much you mean to him, even though words are difficult for him
Might also show you what you mean to him ;) he’s more than happy to distract you
Robin:
Definitely the gentlest one on this list
Will listen better than anyone, and is understanding
Validates your feelings and may relate to them
Makes you a cup of tea
Gives cuddles, finds it cute if you fall asleep on her
Mommy Robin’s chest and thighs are the best pillows
If you’re a couple, funny business probably isn’t on the forefront of her mind but she is 100% down if you initiate it
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Strays AU
Who are Lizard and Doll? What the hell is the Strays AU? Finally there is an easy way to answer these questions without going through 100 memes to figure it out.
Who is Lizard:
Lizard is the reader from Was It Worth It?
She is 14 pre-timeskip
After Crocodile is defeated, Robin brings Lizard with her when she joins the Straw Hats
Usopp, Chopper, and Zoro are all highly suspicious of her, the rest of the crew is more willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
She gets a bounty poster immediately after Alabasta because she is VERY wanted by the marines. Due to how dangerous her father was, her starting bounty is 50,000,000 berry.
She feels horribly guilty over what Crocodile did and spends her every waking moment trying to make up for it. Examples include: selling all her jewelry to help buy things for the crew/ship, doing everyone’s chores whether they asked her to or not, never asking for help, etc…
Possesses Armament Haki, it awakens from how stressed she is in Skypeia with Enel attacking the Straw Hats. It’s pretty weak, but is enough to shield Nami from Enel’s Observation Haki.
Everyone fully accepts Lizard post Skypeia, but it takes her a while to realize that because she’s so lost in her own head.
Luffy’s talk of freedom really rubs off on her, and she wants to save others from being in the situation she was in with her father.
The Straw Hats are normal, but Robin is a little yandere for her because she got attached to her over the years. Lizard finally gets to experience what normal familial relationships and friendships are supposed to be like.
As she gets more comfortable and confident, she goes from a sweet, mild mannered teenager to a take-no-shit pirate that will jump anyone she has a problem with.
Now that she’s no longer under her dad’s control and is truly seeing how money and finances work, she becomes extremely frugal as a result. She thinks her dad was insane for wasting as much money as he did.
Despite all of the resentment, she doesn’t actually hate Crocodile. She’s furious with him for starting a war and trying to kill Robin, but a part of her does still care for him. She was a daddy’s girl her whole life, that doesn’t just go away overnight. There is a lot of guilt stemming from this because she feels like she should hate him but just can’t.
She has a crush on Koby because he’s the only marine who doesn’t assume she’s just as bad as her father.
Who is Lady Camorra?
Lizard’s pet bananawani. She first got her when she was a toddler, and Lizard was the first person Lady Camorra saw after hatching. They’ve been inseparable ever since.
She is a juvenile, but is already 20 feet long (about 6 meters)
Lizard likes to tie bows around her head crest and color coordinates them with her own outfits
She’s a chonky girl from how well fed she is
Only takes commands from Lizard but is friendly enough towards the rest of the Straw Hats (except Sanji because he beat up her entire extended family back in Rainbase and she is NOT over it) 
Who is Doll?
Doll is the reader from Better Left Unsaid. She is gender neutral in the fic, but got labeled as a girl as the Strays AU developed because I forgot that the reader was GN in that fic. Oops.
She is 13 pre-timeskip
While she is reasonably confident around Shanks and his crew, she is a nervous wreck around literally anyone else due to how severely under socialized she is. She’s terrible at making eye contact and shakes like a leaf around new people.
Lizard catches wind of her existence and immediately decides she needs to be rescued (she does). 
Doll bounces between reveling in her newfound freedom and having panic attacks because she’s afraid Shanks is going to find her and murder all of her new friends.
Now that she’s gotten a taste of freedom, going back to Shanks is her worst nightmare. If she so much as thinks she saw him she is screaming and crying because she knows he isn’t going to change. She dislikes Shanks more than Lizard dislikes Crocodile.
She is an expert at lockpicking, being able to break into any treasure chest helps endear her to Nami.
While Nami is unhappy about having an emperor hunting them down, her and the rest of the crew are quick to take Doll under their wing.
Uta is her older sister, but she doesn’t remember her at all and only has photos to go off of.
What is the Strays AU?
This is an AU where Lizard, Doll and Lucky (from Lucky Break) are all a part of the Straw Hats at the same time.
Lucky is a big sister to both Lizard and Doll.
Rumors start to speculate that Lucky and Lizard are actually siblings, and they both go with it because it’s funny.
Lizard gets very protective of both Luck and Doll and sicks Lady Camorra on anyone who bothers them.
I'll add more to this as it develops
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sabo-has-my-heart · 1 year
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Hi! Can I please request headcanons for Usopp and/or Sanji with a S/O who’s insecure about their laugh because everyone including their own family used to bullyy them for it sounding like some kind of demonic screeching? Thank you
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Hey 🦇 anon, I'd actually really like to thank you for sending this in. I have a cackle when I'm really happy that everyone always hated so I stopped laughing as hard for very many years. So this request is a little personal. Because of this, I did the entire Monster trio and Usopp. I was gonna do more but I couldn't come up with anything at the moment. Send me another one if you want to see them though and I'll do my best! Also, I tried to make Sanji's and Usopp's longer since the request was for them.
Warnings: WCI and Dressrosa spoilers (are marked below), reader insecure about their laugh.
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Luffy
Loves your laugh
Does not care how it might sound, doesn’t care if it’s ‘annoying’, ‘obnoxious’, ‘screechy’, etc.
It’s your laugh, of course he loves it
Actively encourages you to laugh more
Will do whatever he can to make you laugh more
Will also punch anyone who makes fun of your laugh
Tells you that you have the most unique laugh ever
Never wants you to stop laughing
When you tell him about how people have made fun of it, he pouts before telling you he’d never do that and that you should laugh more.
Always tells you he loves your laugh
Zoro
The first time he hears your laugh, he’s confused
Did that sound really come from you?
Smiles and says it’s interesting
He likes it when you laugh because it means you’re really happy
Does lightly tease you a little bit, but tries to keep it light hearted and fun
“The King of Hell and the girl/boy/them with the demonic laugh”
He’s made you cry accidentally before.
Immediately apologized and explained he was just trying to cheer you up. 
He really does love your laugh though, more than he says
Sanji
So startled the first time he hears it
Just, a complete “wtf was that?”
The moment you go quiet and apologize for it he does an immediate 180
Telling you it’s a beautiful laugh, that it’s so unique, that he was just startled that something so beautiful came from you
He begs to hear you laugh again
Tells you that your laugh sounds like something from divinity
Will kick the absolute shit out of anyone who makes fun of your laugh
Like, you want someone dead? Tell him they made fun of your laugh, he will kill them
If this is before WCI, this sparks a talk about his past in order to try and make you feel better
Whenever he’s feeling down, he asks to hear you laugh because hearing you so happy makes him happy.
Seriously, he loves it when you laugh because he knows it means you’re really happy to allow yourself to laugh like that
WCI spoilers below
If you join the rescue, you’re probably not going to let go of him that easily so he hits you where it hurts
He mocks your laugh.
After you save him, he’s literally on his knees begging for forgiveness
Even if you say you forgive him, he’ll kick himself everytime you hold your laugh back
Seriously, what he said haunts him
End WCI spoilers
Usopp
Another one who is startled when he first hears you laugh
Makes up a bunch of stories to make you laugh
Also makes up a bunch of stories about laughter
The two of you are able to confide in each other, him about being a liar and you about your laugh.
Always tries to hype you up in his stories
“And then my amazing s/o split the very heavens with their laugh and everyone was in awe of how beautiful it was!”
Whenever you're in his workshop with him, you’re more willing to laugh because it’s just the 2 of you
Wishes he could beat people up for mocking your laugh
Not that you actually care, you’re just happy that he likes your laugh
If you ever stop laughing, he’ll do everything in his power to get you to laugh again.
Dressrosa Spoilers
The Tontattas would not leave you alone!
They wanted to hear the laugh of the lover of ‘God Usopp’
They now think that your laugh is the sound angels make when they laugh
End Dressrosa spoilers
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beanghostprincess · 2 months
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Pudding and Usopp should be friends me thinks. Usopp hears about everything that happened to Sanji on WCI and is fully prepared to hate her guts no matter what anyone says and then it’s slightly mad at himself when he actually likes her. I have a very specific image of Sanamipu bff dynamic in my head I can’t really describe but I’m having it. The type of people who think of themself as some of the more sane people in the group and sure, they get the idiot ball just a tiny bit less often when they are all together and snarking, but when they get it they slam dunk it so hard the entire court shatters.
I AGREE COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!! This would be so funny, too 😭 (Making this Sanusona as I always do) Usopp finds out about what happened back on WCI and he hates Pudding. Sanji keeps telling him to see it from a different angle. That it wasn't really Pudding's fault and she was being manipulated by her mom. That she actually helped them in the end. But Usopp doesn't like her- Not only because she did what she did, but also because he can't stand the way Sanji talks about her. Ngl, I think Usopp isn't a jealous person, but he is very insecure and Sanji being fond of the girl he almost ends up marrying makes him a bit sick. But, yeah. Final saga, they rescue Pudding, and she meets the Strawhats. Usopp is fully prepared to be her worst enemy no matter what! But- But she's actually really nice? And cute? And really, really funny? And he can't hate her. He tries to be angry at her but she's cooking sweets for everyone and even though she has this weird on-and-off personality when it comes to Sanji... She has a good heart. But Usopp keeps pretending that he hates her because he's a proud idiot and he won't admit he was wrong about her. Sanji just tells him to get his shit together already and enjoy their time together because otherwise, he'll regret it (funny that he's the one saying that as if he wasn't equally as stubborn. That frustrated Usopp more). I think Pudding would actually make amends with them, you know, since I doubt Nami and Luffy could forgive her that easily. But they end up getting along with her when she apologizes (when Sanji isn't around because if he is in front of her she'll end up yelling without wanting to). Usopp doesn't buy it. I mean- He does buy it. He just doesn't want to. So Pudding talks to him in private and explains her situation and apologizes and says she understands if he doesn't want to forgive her. She almost marries his boyfriend, after all. And she has hurt him in multiple ways. And she has broken his heart. It's understandable if Usopp wants to hate her so bad. But the guy is soft against that and Usopp believes people can change. Besides, he knows what being insecure about your appearance and status is, especially if it has to do with a parent. So they end up getting along. The same thing happens with Nami, actually. Imagine trying to forget what Pudding did to their cook. Nami is going feral cat mode against her. If looks could kill, y'know... But! But she saw with her own eyes how Pudding helped them out and she knows what it feels like. To act like somebody you're not. And yeah, okay, the girl might be a little bit insane but it could be worse. And when she's acting like a normal person, she's a sweetheart. So Usopp ends up befriending her quickly, while Nami accepts her and embraces her friendship, but not without the typical "But I swear, if you do anything remotely bad to him again I am not hesitating to electrocute you and throw you overboard. Understood? Understood. Glad we had this chat, bestie". So, uh, yeah- At least they're friends now.
And let me tell you-- It's chaotic. Sanji thought he would be devastated if they didn't get along, but now that they do... Sanji is losing his mind. They're all crazy. He's living his dream, you know. His dear Pudding is friends with his partners. Great. Yeah. Uh. Pudding is teaching Usopp how to use a revolver, which makes sense since he is a sniper and he's curious about guns. That makes sense. But she's also telling Nami manipulation tactics and the navigator couldn't be happier. And you might think that's it, but then you have Usopp showing off his abilities and Nami giving tangerines to Pudding so she can make sweets with them. Which is adorable and cute and Sanji loves every second of it, but it's like they planned this to make him go insane. His poor heart can't handle this. He's going to die. They're a menace to society. Honestly? An unstoppable trio. They manipulate, gaslight, and Sanji malewifes. If they don't like you and you have something they want they probably will steal that from you using either manipulation, burglar tactics or, you know, a gun. Perfect trio. They're also Sanji's protection squad. And also they're the ones who scold him when he doesn't behave. He's a bit scared of them but like, in a good way? And they also look after him a lot so it's alright. And besides, Sanji is kind of like their knight in shining armor too because he gets extra violent if something happens to any of them.
Isn't it just,,, Such a cute picture to imagine Sanji and Pudding cooking while Usopp and Nami work on their own things at the dining table while they keep them company? I find it cute,, They're all a bit crazy but it's fine.
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i-am-minty-fresh · 5 months
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(The ask at hand being: “I'm really normal about robin (<- lying) and I want to hear about her and chopper because their relationship is so important to me” from @noisypitta)
Okay, so I took my melatonin before committing to this so I apologize if I get incoherent about halfway through. I finally get to address Robin and one of the many fascinating elements of her personality and relationships. Not only Robin, but I also get to talk about the world’s bestest boy, Chopper! What a good day for me! And this analysis is going to be about self-image and what makes us monsters.
Hilariously, Chopper doesn’t have that much to his character…because he’s a child. He’s best understood through the lens of a still-developing child. He’s not old enough to commit to his insecurity in the common strawhat way (Sanji, Nami, Robin), but he’s also inexperienced enough not to understand shit like Usopp’s betrayal in Water 7. He’s yet to make a proper mistake because he’s going in completely blind. His only understanding of himself was brought on by either his dad or his adoptive mom. Up until meeting Luffy he always understood himself to be a monster, something no person in their right mind would want anything to do with. Hiriluk takes care of him cause he’s a crazy old man (who paid the price for taking care of him later) and Kureha only takes care of him out o obligation…this is a lot for a child to put up with. Hated by reindeer and people alike he can only associate with the kinds of people that even other people don’t like (i.e. crazy doctor and greedy witch). Chopper thought himself an unlovable monster and rather than being told that he wasn’t a monster, he came to meet other (worse) monsters. He joins a crew of insane monsters who embrace all that makes them strange and offputting because that's the strawhat way, and after Marineford Chopper vows to become a real monster to protect his crewmates from losing like that ever again.
Another thing to keep in mind for Chopper is his development, which is something I brought up a little bit earlier. He’s never really had a comforting parent figure, much less for very long. He’s a child who seeks validation and comfort at every turn because he’s used to violence and hatred. He’s not used to someone treating him like a child meant to be protected rather than a monster to be feared…and Robin…
Robin knows a lot about being a monster. About being hated and hunted and laughed at and being seen as nothing more than devil spawn. She has spent her childhood being chased for just being herself and learning to never fully trust anyone but herself because everyone else will just hurt her in the long run (or her past will end up hurting them). He keeps people at arm's length because she can’t trust herself not to hold everyone too close. She’s so desperate for comfort and safety that it makes her uncomfortable to be too friendly. She’s a textbook manipulator who hides behind the lies told about her because if she becomes the evil thing they call her at least it’ll stop being a lie about a helpless child. Robin is done being a child, or so she says. She’s matured with her terrible self-image and until Enies Lobby was more than willing to let her piss poor perception of herself kill her…but it didn’t. Luffy wouldn’t let her. He made her admit just how desperate she was for a real family. She’s got stupid dreams she’s willing to die for, she finds the crew's antics ridiculously charming, and she loves being both looked after and respected as a powerful member of the crew. She’s cared for in the way that she needs to be at this point which is to feel intellectually important (hands down she’s the smartest member of the crew), and valued as a strategist. She doesn’t need to be coddled, she just needs to feel like she takes up the proper space on hr crew, and she does…but for Chopper….he’s something different.
Zoro and Sanji are stubborn and bull-headed and unwilling to accept help even when it best suits them. Nami has her being more of a sister than a dotting mother, on an equal playing field in terms of trickery. Usopp’s similarly stubborn and does best by learning through his mistakes so not much she can do there. Luffy loves being cared for, but not as the unique god-child savior he is but rather as an extension of how every member of the crew should be cared for (which is to say efficiently). Chopper though is little. So little he hasn’t learned to take compliments in stride or mask his enjoyment. He doesn’t have up all the walls that Robin or Nami built to try to put everything that has happened to them into a context in which it doesn’t hurt as much rather than just admitting that it wasn’t fair and they should be mad. Chopper wants validation from his peers and attention from those he sees as more experienced…but he also wants to be cared for. Similar to Robin, he wants to be respected in his field and as a fighter, but only because that respect can be translated into cool points with older brother Zoro and dad Franky. He’s a textbook case of a little sibling who wants to feel just as important as everyone else and it’s devastating to him but adorable to everyone else. Robin doesn’t want him growing up too fast, because that’s what she had to do. The world turned her into a monster and now she sits comfortably with that title making sure to use it against them when they try to hurt her family. Chopper does the same. He knows that no one will look at him and not see a monster, but it doesn’t mean he can’t break his Hippocratic oath to kick some ass if need be.
Robin treats him like how she wishes she was treated. She hangs on every word and carries around his favorite food because she wants to give him what she never got but wanted so badly. He wants to be looked after because the world is full of stuff that he knows nothing about and he doesn’t have his dad around to wrap his wounds anymore.
Their relationship is one of the teacher and the student. Robin gets to pass on her wisdom through her terrible lived experience at the hands of people who call her a monster and Chopper gets to learn that maybe being a monster isn’t so bad if it means you get to protect the people you care about. If Robin’s a monster, maybe being a monster isn’t that bad.
Not as long as I would have liked it, let me know if you think I missed anything! I’d love to discuss them further because I love my antlered son and his bloodthirsty mom but it is now bedtime.
Sorry for taking so long!
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danwhobrowses · 2 years
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One Piece Chapter 1059 - Initial Thoughts
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And we're back from our break
One Piece's final saga still has yet to find a destination, since we still have a tsunami of pieces outside of Wano that have yet to fall into place, the aftermath of the Reverie is still widely unknown to us so we have to further look into what happened while the Straw Hats, Law and Kid were upsetting the system.
Spoilers for the Chapter, support the Official Release also
So Caesar's gas was hallucinogenic, causing Oven and Katakuri to fight one another. I'd still back Katakuri to win that one though
Seems Marco caught up with Shanks who gave him a lift back to his island
Shanks still wanting Marco on his crew too, wonder if they gushed about Luffy or chatted about Ace during the voyage
Marco doesn't want to babysit Shanks and though Shanks refutes that Papa Beck can't back him up XD
And like, Marco you're just over half the age Whitebeard was stop using the 'I'm old' card
Wano arc may be over but we keep flashing back to Wano still
Get a bit more validation for Yamato staying, seems that Yamato is indeed staying to protect Wano from threats rather than 'touring Wano' like he told Momo, saying that to maintain his pride
In a way Yamato is still a reserve Straw Hat, but Luffy is kinda leaving Yamato in charge of Wano, which gives them both peace of mind that it'll be safe, much like Vivi and Alabasta
Sanji I'm begging you to treat Yamato like a dude
Marco announces his departure so Luffy makes sure to thank him for Marineford, Jinbe and Marco also do a bit of reminiscing before Marco tells Luffy that Ace'd be proud
Oh shit we're covering Amazon Lily now
Boa's alive, but she like Mihawk has to assess leaving their island to protect it, but instead of Croc on the call she is considering just marrying Luffy again
I keep forgetting that it's been weeks since the fallout
The new Pacifistas are called Seraphims?
Margaret and Sweetpea cameo, where's Aphelandra??
Oh. Ohhhh nooo. They got Lunarian Pacifistas, and they've made them kids to be extra shrewd
Oh Shit and now Blackbeard is here??
He's after Boas fruit! Shit! Fuck! But they're all so ugly!
Can we just stab Vasco in his gross face, seriously ew man
Marines being bitches and waiting for an order to fight an emperor that's swatting you like flies
Poor Coby's trying his best, trying to negotiate Boa's surrender to cease the fighting, but Boa refuses to be anyone's captor again
Seems Blackbeard knows about Lunarians too
Oh that looks like a baby King! With Mihawk eyes!
And maybe Mihawk swordplay given that it cleaved half of Amazon Lily entirely
I guess Blackbeard used Black Hole to suck the Pacifista into his void
Boa meanwhile has Slave Arrow'd everyone, but the other Pacifista has no care for collateral
Coby tries to order it off but Blackbeard then gets his grips on Boa
Ooh, Boa's bounty is in the 1bn club, and Blackbeard did indeed get a bounty increase to 3.996 billion
Devon talked big game but even she got turned to stone with Vasco and Helmeppo
Boa's got an ace up her sleeve too, killing her will permanently turn Blackbeard's commanders to stone
More mystery surrounding Rocky Port, but it seems to have had the accidental consequence of Blackbeard ousting out 'Ochoku' and taking over Beehive. Could Ochoku be the man with flames on his face? Edit: Oh shit Ochoku was a Rocks pirate member! Coby, Law and a Rocks pirate all in one place!?
Blackbeard asks Coby his opinion on letting Boa go if she releases their men, which Boa claims she'd agree to do if they leave
But Teach doesn't buy it, he expects Boa to turn on them so he opts to kill her despite Coby's protests
AND NOW RAYLEIGH IS HERE!
Rayleigh plays the negotiator to ensure that both side's terms are met, so Blackbeard still has some fear in him for the legends
Hang up, Shakky FORMER EMPRESS OF AMAZON LILY AND FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE KUJA PIRATES???
Guess that explains how she'd know Boa would fall for Luffy, she had some first-hand experience with Rayleigh
Throws out the theory she was from Rocks, maybe? They make a point of it being two generations ago, so there's still a generation between Shakky and Boa
Telling though that Rayleigh thinks he can't beat Blackbeard though, he did ride off his own legend there
Whoa, one of the Lunarian Pacifistas looked like a kid Boa, but with star eyes
And Coby got kidnapped by Blackbeard!!!
Well shit Oda how much more can you escalate this?
Blueballing us with Sabo we instead get stuff on Boa, but I'm also curious if Marco spotted something on his way back to Sphinx, Weevil is still out there after all...
People will probably feel better about Yamato not joining with this explanation, think Oda probably added it in because of the negative impact. Still no word on Carrot though so I'm still trying to manifest that (I mean, how can Chopper be deemed by the WG both a 'pet' and a commander? It don't add up).
But then of course, information tsunami.
The new Pacifista are a problem, one which does indeed put the Navy has a powerful force in what I'd assume to be an all out war between Luffy and his enemies; from Blackbeard, Cross Guild and now the Navy there are a lot of threats at hand. The 'Seraphim' are dangerous given how Vegapunk has been able to replicate Lunarian DNA - thanks to all the King experimentations - and other warlords. One must wonder when they got the Warlord's DNA, and who they still have left? If they're able to duplicate DF powers we might even see clones of Law, Crocodile, Doflamingo and Blackbeard too, or even marines like Garp, Sengoku and the admirals! I'm not sure if they're actual children either, so they could potentially grow up or just be children to make enemies hesitate. The Hawk Eye does imply that Mihawk has some power in his eyes that improves his swordplay, but then again Blackbeard could block it with his Haki, the star eyes of the Boa Seraphim is interesting, maybe those are Doffy's eyes?
Calling them 'Seraphim' makes me worry that there are levels to the SSG too, maybe the Seraphim are just the Lunarian pacifistas, and there are other variants. Right now they don't seem to have an offensive weakness either, unless Vegapunk has hidden something in them like he did with Kuma's mission to protect the Sunny.
The times are getting tense when Rayleigh's not confident either, and this does mean that Boa may have to leave to avoid a second assault. Shakky as another empress may have intel to find a safe place for her though.
And then Coby, interesting that Blackbeard took him hostage, never seemed like that kinda guy. But maybe Teach wants to draw someone out; the marines, Garp, Shanks, Luffy? How Coby reacts is key since this is just like with Alvida all that time ago. It'll be interesting if he comes across Aokiji as well while in captivity.
We also have to remember that the WG themselves may also have tricks up their sleeve, Im is still a mystery - and Oda won't let Sabo tell us what went down with Vivi and Cobra yet - and we still don't know enough about Vegapunk or Rocks or Bonney or the other remaining ex-warlords (Weevil and Moria) or the Revolutionary Army to see what they can bring to the table to match. We don't even know if Big Mom and Kaido survived yet!
Long story short, this is getting crazy, and I don't think Oda's done
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One Piece Chapters 166-174
oops i wrote the opening to this post when i was feeling silly and forgot to change it until just now
Chapter 166 - Luffy vs. Vivi
Wil Wheaton immediately wants to know what the deal is with the previous chapter’s complete non-explanation of the villains’ plan. ...Wait, Wil Wheaton?! They want him dead!!!
Actually, Mr. Zero changes his mind about wanting Wil Wheaton dead. Or Does He? You really ought to make up your mind about this type of thing in advance...
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okay rude
...oh come to think about it this means they still don’t know about sanji
lmao sanji ultimate predator
lmao
Anyway Mr. Zero doesn’t want the princess to meet the primary male child. Hmm. Good luck with that, their fates are probably bound by the chains of destiny or something
Lufpy also doesn’t want the princess to meet the primary male child. Hmm. Good luck with that, their fates are probably bound by the chains of destiny or something
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BRO??? LUFPY CALLING SOMEONE NAIVE???
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BRO??? SANJI LEVELHEADEDLY TELLING A WOMAN TO CHILL OUT???
Next we’ll get Zoro saying “I’m too weak” and going away from someplace.
Next we’ll get Usopp calmly reading a book, explaining to anyone who asks why he’s reading a book that he thinks book protagonists are way cooler than he is.
Next we’ll get Nami sacrificing her life for someone else.
Next we’ll get Tony Tony Chopper asking Usopp why he’s reading a book.
Chapter 167 - Battlefront
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Oh good, they fixed their map.
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Freaking fetishist
Hm, the primary male child is kinda epic. He wants to kill the king though.
Hm, the king is kinda epic: He doesn’t want to kill the primary male child
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Oh, false alarm you guys. Don’t worry guys. It was a false alarm. It turns out Chocobos aren’t impostors
Woah, ominous last page of this chapter... “The primary male child will try to kill the king but the king won’t be there, the king will be attacking Mr. Zero, who will ALSO be getting attacked by Lufpy and friends
Mr. Zero’s Plan Is In Motion :)”
Maybe being so vague about what the plan actually is was worth it for this tension.
Chapter 168 - Rainbase, the City of Dreams
I hope Sanji coincidentally never becomes someone Mr. Zero EVER knows about. I hope Mr. Zero survives this arc, but lies on his deathbed at the end of One Piece sadly muttering the names of every single crew member Lufpy has ever had except Sanji under his dying breath.
...why DOES nami even have a misandrist camel with two places to sit one of which is unfilled. what does this add to the story
Lufpy wanders up to the cops and starts yelling. You know, Those Two Cops. They’re too busy talking about how something evil is probably nearby to notice Lufpy, though. So Lufpy is resorted to extreme measures to get their attention: With help from Usopp, he spits in their faces.
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YES!!! THE PROPHECY!!!
Lufpy uses his inflation fetish yet another time.
Sanji will never be seen again.
Zoro says “I’m too weak” and goes away from someplace.
Usopp creates a Professor Fizzwizzle puzzle for some cops to solve.
Nami is hanging out with Usopp again. Are they friends, or does Oda just find it easier to write the relatively unimpressive people if they’re standing next to each other?
Oh man, they’re still being chased by cops but Sanji isn’t there... them splitting up truly did serve NO purpose other than FULFILLING THE PROPHECY...
Chapter 169 - The Kingdom’s Strongest Warrior
Everyone important gets captured, including the gluttonous cop.
...WAIT??? THEY GOT CAPTURED BY DISOBEYING MR. ZERO??? NOT BY OBEYING HIM??? HOLY SHIT
The gluttonous cop has Kryptonite with him. But for water instead of for the planet Krypton. So a little different.
Mr. Zero says: “You’re all going to die. ...Huh? You don’t think I’m your friend? How noteworthy.”
Lufpy should just finagle his whole body through the gap between the bars without touching the bars by becoming a long noodle. ...well, maybe that’s a bit beyond the extent of his abilities... so he should definitely do it.
The princess gets rescued by a man who can become a bird.
The mysterious woman shows up near them.
Chapter 170 - Beginning
The mysterious woman is missing her inswef...
Luckily, the princess finds it!
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Friendship!
The mysterious woman’s power is... human arms? So everything she’s done up until now... was done through human arms? Hm.
She uses human arms to destroy a bird.
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No... the prophecy is ruined!!! Mr. Zero has met Sanji now!!!
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Wait, wasn’t she just with the mysterious woman? And where’s the white band on her arm? SHE’S AN IMPOSTOR!!! THAT’S NOT A REAL PRINCESS!!! MR. ZERO LOOK OUT!!! THE KILLER IS RIGHT THERE!!!
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Oh, false alarm you guys. Don’t worry guys. It was a false alarm. It turns out princesses aren’t impostors
Good thing this means she won’t kill Mr. Zero!
The king has gone missing. Meanwhile, the king is committing atrocities. But wait... WHERE’S USOPP’S ARMBAND IN THIS SCENE?! HE’S AN IMPOSTOR!!! THAT’S NOT A REAL USOPP!!! KING LOOK OUT!!! THE KILLER IS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
I thought better of you, Usopp.
Chapter 172 - Rebellion
The primary male child watches a secondary male child die and decides to commit more murder.
Anyway, I guess Mr. Zero’s plan really was for the two armies to destroy each other. Here I thought some sort of “by not destroying each other, the two armies are playing right into Mr. Zero’s hands” thing was going on. That would’ve been lit.
...WAIT HAS TONY TONY CHOPPER BEEN PEEING THIS WHOLE TIME?! AND WHEN IS IT GOING TO MATTER THAT THE THIRD FRIEND WAS NAMED RIKA?!
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This is just like that Disney movie!
Probably. I dunno. I haven’t seen it.
Mr. Zero throws away a key just like he threw away Wil Wheaton. Wait, I think I completely forgot to mention that: He threw away Wil Wheaton.
Well, at least he didn’t throw away Penny Nichols... his BEST underling...
Chapter 173 - Bananagator
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Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! One of the gators has a dog under it, so the princess simply needs to ride that gator around while it kills all the other gators!
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Hehe... “Mr.”... “Beast”... this is just like my favorite YouTuber... Errant Signal...
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The cop doesn’t count as part of the dichotomy. He’s screwed no matter what.
Mr. Zero gets another call from Steve Buscemi. But it’s too late. He already made his choice. “Wil Wheaton... or Steve Buscemi... Make your choice, but you’ll be lucky to kill anyone. You have to decide whom to bet on, Mr. Zero. In a situation like this, even a celebrity is powerless.”
Chapter 174 - Mr. Prince
steve buscemi dies
the princess dies
the princess actually isn’t dead
Mr. Zero is a sub, but... he’s having a hard time finding a sexual partner... still... he’s not gonna give up...
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steve buscemi actually isn’t dead
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littlesniggy · 3 years
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Hello hope ur doing well! I was wondering if I could get a headcanon of Marco, Shanks, Kidd, Luffy, and Sanji with a yandere fem!s/o who acts like Satou Matsuzaka from happy sugar life? With the whole “til death due us part” and sweet/bitter thing. If you need a reference then you could possibly use this but it’s up to you really!
Thank you and have a wonderful day/night!💖
Hey Anon! I love yandere requests! Thank you so much for that! But, to be quite honest, I don't see them (at least the older men) fall for it and rather figure you out quickly. Sorry, but being yandere is not cute even though it's so much fun to write 😂 The younger they are, the easier it is to manipulate them is what I'm trying to say. Hope you enjoy!! Also, sorry for being so inactive lately...so much work to do!!
Warnings: yandere reader (NOT cute! 😂 )
Marco, Shanks, Kid, Luffy, and Sanji x Yandere! female reader
Word count: 2.6k
Marco
In my opinion, it’s very unlikely that Marco will be okay with this kind of behavior. And I think he would catch on rather quickly. He has an eye for people who don’t have the best intentions at heart though act like they’re the kindest person around. There is just an aura yandere people give off he notices quite easily. So, I feel like he will make it pretty clear that he does not condone this kind of behavior from you. He’s just too old for this shit.
In the rather unlikely scenario where he doesn’t catch on to your “true” self he will find you rather cute and maybe even a little charming that you want to spend so much time just with him and him alone. First, he doesn’t notice that you try to keep him away from the crew as possible (as much as a ship allows) but after some time passed he will simply tell you that he has other obligations to do as well (after all, he’s Whitebeard’s right-hand-man).
Since you’re a pirate, it’s not surprising to him when you kill someone; that’s just part of a pirate’s life. He will, however, get suspicious when you kill someone who’s obviously not a threat to anyone. Maybe that person has talked to him before and you didn’t like it or they just looked at him the wrong way and you caught on to it but you’ll kill that person. If you try to justify that you thought they were a threat he might overlook it but if it happens again he will start to look for a pattern. He is a very observant man.
Since he’s a sociable guy, he naturally spends a lot of time with his friends and of course they will bring up the topic of you (on the rare occasion you’re not with him). First, he might think they’re jealous of him having such a beautiful girlfriend but when more than one brings it up that you’re like his shadow and that they find it a little bit odd he will, again, pay more attention to this behavior.
A big no-no for this man is if you tell people that already envisioning a future together with him, especially if you’ve just started dating. It’s red flag, not gonna lie. He want to have a family at one point but he doesn’t want to think about it while he’s still a pirate.
There will come the point where he is thinking about breaking up with you simply because he has started paying closer attention to you and he’s noticed some controversial behavior from you he just can’t accept. And when he finally realizes that you’re manipulating people around you to get what you want, it’s definitely over. He can’t have toxic people in his life. What you’re going to do after this is up to you…
Shanks
Same as Marco, Shanks will immediately notice that you’re not as innocent as you’re pretending to be. You can be as sweet and kind and generous as you like, Shanks. Will. Notice. He will be polite and he will of course notice that you have a (huge) crush on him but he will not give you any false hopes that there will be anything more between the two of you than acquaintances. He won’t be your friend, he won’t invite you on his ship. The bad feeling he has around you tells him to keep you as far away from his crew and himself as possible.
IF, however, he does not notice, he is enticed by your charm and educated manners. He likes it when women are well mannered and are to as shallow as some other people he’s met. He likes having conversations with you and he enjoys spending time simply talking. And given that the Red Hair Pirates are almost always on an island there is a lot of time to talk (and maybe fall in love).
Since it’s so easy to talk to you, he won’t immediately notice you keeping him away from his crew when you’re on land. You’re just so naturally gifted in talking that it’s hard for him to see. There will come a point, however, when he just gets up and tells you that you two should go back to the rest of the crew, much to your dismay. But it’s quite difficult to change Shanks’ mind if he’s determined. You can beg or be as convincing as you like, he will grab your hand and take you back with him.
You know that you cannot kill anyone from his crew or you’re screwed as well but you can’t help but feel so much hatred towards individual members of his crew for spending so much time with him when you can’t. So, what’s the closest thing you can do other than kill them? Stage an accident (maybe they’ll die, who knows?). If you’re skilled enough, you might even be able to convince him that it was nothing more than a terrible, terrible accident.
Same with Marco, this will work (maybe) once. If something like this happens again to another crew mate of his, and you’re close by, he will watch you (without you noticing). Shanks is, just like you, a very good actor in hiding what his true intentions are so if he is watching you carefully, you will not notice.
Shanks will probably, at some point, confront you about certain things he’s noticed over a longer period of time. For example, you trying to keep him away from the others, women on islands who he’s talked to suddenly disappearing, you telling him something different than you’ve told a crew mate…you get the gist. Of course, being a expert manipulator, you’ll talk your way out of it and if it were anyone else you might succeed but Shanks is done. Like Marco, he listens to his guts and when they tell him to get the f*ck out of there, he will.
What happens after that is up to you….
Kid
So, for Kid I can see it go either of two ways.
He won’t catch on to you being ‘different’ like the other two. Maybe because he’s too absorbed with his own goals, maybe cause he thinks someone like you couldn’t possibly harm him or his crew, I don’t know but he knows that you’re really his type. Not in the beginning though; he will just think you’re pretty but maybe a little stuck up since you’re polite, know how to talk to people and are actually quite smart. But the more he interacts with you he realizes that you’re actually pretty nice to talk to.
You’re attentive, give him what he wants (which is a huge plus for Kid) and you just make him feel comfortable. He will call you names like “princess” most of the times simply because of your mannerism. He will also use ‘pet-names’ like “woman” when he wants something from you but he knows you’ll give it to him. He definitely knows that you have a full blown crush on him and he will take advantage of it. If he actually sees you at his girlfriend is another thing but he will most definitely not tolerate you hooking up with anyone else. But that’s just perfect for you, knowing that he cares enough about you to get jealous protective plays in your cards and is really just a sign that you two are meant to be together.
You’re not too keen on him interacting with his crew but you also know that there is not much you can do about it. I mean, you can try to keep him away as much as possible from them but he is simply too focused on his goal to become the pirate king that you will keep up worth it. You’re a patient woman so you picture yourself with him at a time after he has achieved his goal, helping him in every way you can.
That’s also why you’re not too fond of the Strawhats simply cause Luffy has the same goal and you have more often than not tried to harm him in any way but it’s more difficult than you’ve thought so you keep begrudgingly thinking about different ways. Swords will definitely work.
Kid won’t notice immediately when you’re manipulating him / his crew but Killer will. And since Killer is his most trusted man he will listen to him if he tells him that there is something wrong with you/that he doesn’t trust you completely. That’s where it could go either way.
He will either drop you like a hot potato if he realizes Killer is right and you’re doing more harm to the crew and his goal than you’re worth it. He might’ve noticed you going around spreading some subtle but impactful misinformation about certain individuals with the goal of dividing his crew so Kid would give up his goal, abandon his crew and stay with you (very unlikely).
Or, he will keep you around since you’ve proven yourself to be quite useful to his goal. After all, you keep pesty pirates you encounter at bay by hurting or killing them, making it easier for him and his crew to proceed. He will tell Killer to keep an eye on you and report to him but you’ll catch on to that rather quickly, making your hatred grow for the blond male even more. In your mind, he’s the reason why Kid won’t fully commit to you. You’re thinking about getting rid of him but given his skills it is very unlikely that you’re actually able to.
In any scenario, Kid does not want to hear a single a word about “future together” or “marriage” or things that might bind him in any way. So, you have to stick to thinking those things cause in your mind you two are practically married already. After all, you love him.
Luffy
Luffy is as oblivious as can be but lucky for him does he have good friends he can trust. So, if you really love him to death you need to make sure that his friends trust you. It is easy to gain his trust but it is also pretty easy to give yourself away (?). I mean, he will trust you as long as you keep this darker side of yourself hidden. And I mean deep, deep down inside your soul and you better never let it out. Like Shanks, he can sense if you have bad intentions so first impression is key!
When you have the Strawhats’ trust, you will actually feel at home for some time until you notice that Nami is too demanding of Luffy, Zoro is too trusted by Luffy, Sanji’s food is too good and takes attention away from you, Franky has too many cool things that keep distracting Luffy, and so on. After a while, you will hate each and every one of your crewmates.
So, you’ll try and divide them. You’ve heard that Usopp left once so why shouldn’t he leave a second time? Starting with the weakest member (in your opinion) is the best start and you need to work yourself up to until you’ve turned the whole crew against each other without anyone knowing what’s going on.
To your dismay is Luffy quite charismatic and he somehow manages to keep them together. You love and hate him for that, makes you admire him even more, makes your desire to be with him even stronger.
Zoro and Nami are the first ones to mistrust you and make Luffy aware of it. If he can’t sense any bad intentions from you by this point he will brush it off and think they’re just paranoid. At this point, he’s at least told you that he likes you very much so that plays in your favor and also makes you feel butterflies. It honors you that he trusts you so much as to disregard his friends’ warnings.
This all can change if he catches you killing someone. He’s against killing people; he doesn’t see the need. So, when you kill someone for no apparent reason – even in fight! – he will talk to you. That’s also when he senses you ill intentions towards others and his whole demeanor changes. If he feels like he can’t trust you anymore, he will ask you to leave. Saying that you have a(n internal) breakdown would be an understatement. In your head, you two were as happy as can be and you can’t understand what has changed. After all, it was only for him, to further his goals of becoming the pirate king.
Trying to convince him to let you stay won’t be easy either since by that point almost all of the Strawhats will have figured out that you’re the root of the chaos that ensued before. Your mind is racing but I see no way how you can stay with them other than killing everyone and tying Luffy down so he can never leave. (Which won’t work!)
Sanji
Honestly, Sanji is the easiest to completely ignore it but you will be under constant stress because of hi “love for women” and you’ll feel exhausted….
Of course, the moment he first saw you he’s in love and given how charismatic and funny and smart and good of a cook he is you fell for him head over heels. He makes you feel special and loved and simply content – until there is another woman. And there are a lot of women in the world.
You’re always his number one but he can’t help himself and look after other women. He will never approach them like before but it still irks you to no end seeing him ogling other women. To say that you have a busy schedule “taking care” of them is an understatement. Especially since you’d much rather spend more time with Sanji and not some whores he looked at!
He loves that you tend to him and actually take care of him as well. He’s always been under the impression that he needs to take care of you but knowing that there is actually someone who looks out for him and his well-being makes him feel loved and all fuzzy inside. And at this point, even if you did something ‘weird” he’d ignore it in favor of you just having a bad day. He’ll even defend your actions.
Of course, you don’t like Nami nor Nico Robin since he looks at them in a pervy way as well but it’s way more difficult to “take care” of them than the other b*tches. So, you begrudgingly tolerate them with a smile, even making friends with them and spending time with them for the sole purpose to see if they somehow develop feelings for Sanji all of a sudden.
You keep trying to convince him to leave the ship and start a new life with you. He could open a restaurant and you could help him or take care of the kids. You can even talk about marriage with this man since he would really like to have a family some day and since he loves you he can totally picture himself being with you for the rest of his life. This makes you incredibly happy of course but he keeps telling you that he still needs to help Luffy achieve his goal. You hate Luffy. He is the one thing that keeps Sanji (and you) on this ship. But knowing how strong Luffy is there is literally no way for you to get rid of him.
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one-piecee · 2 years
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#ONEPIECE1047
Chapter title: The Skies Above the Capital
We start the chapter off with Momonosuke still struggling to produce flame clouds to hold Onigashima up, but Kaido getting beaten just means Onigashima is falling faster and faster which means time if of the essence... the he gets a flashback of when his mom sent him and Kinemon to the future:
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Imagine having to tell your 8? 9? year old son that he needs to leap TWENTY years into the future so he could save your people, and forcing him to leave behind his mother and his sister, after his father just died... the more we see of Momonosuke, the more he is manifested as one of the best developed side characters of Wano for me. And speaking of well-developed side characters...
KINEMON.
OH MY GOD KINEMON.
THIS LITERALLY MADE ME SOB
Momonosuke-sama!! Think about your mother's feelings. This is the land of the samurai; when one suffers a great failure here, their life is usually forfeit. No man should question the resolve of a woman who speaks with such conviction. Nothing could be more shameful.
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+ Can't you give us that chance`? I would do anything to wield my sword for you, my lord.
Kinemon is so underappreciated in this fandom, he really gave his all to protect Momonosuke while pretending to be his father, all to avenge and save him and his country for Oden. He is an amazing character.
THEN WE CUT TO LUFFY THROWING THUNDERBOLTS AT KAIDO
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Literally grabbing lightning and swinging it at him
this fight is just SO GOOD and SO GOOFY, like Kaido swings at Luffy and sends him flying so Luffy
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grabs onto the lightning to send himself back ??? He's so funny but also he's so smart
Then comes the hot debate of the week
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So what Kaido is saying, is that Roger (who had no DF!!) conquered the seas and trumped over anyone because of his Haki, and that unless you have a strong Haki you can't wish to beat anyone. Now this has been, IMO, been taken out of context because basically
(1) We know this already. A really strong devil-fruit isn't enough to become the pirate king, and there are several fighters (Shanks, Mihawk, Garp, Zoro, Sanji etc.) who have no DF but with great Haki. This however does not mean that just because you do have a strong Haki you can defeat anyone, or that it's always Haki > DF in terms of fighting
(2) On the other hand, yes, Haki increases your chances of "conquering the seas". It was literally stated at the beginning that all the people at the top of the new world posess a great Haki ability. Basically all the topshots have haki, but not all of them have a DF because that's not necessary.
Anyways, so Kaido swings at Luffy and hits hard, but Luffy keeps holding onto him (and "giving away his position") when Kaido does this attack:
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Let's talk about it. Death Destroyer, or Daitoku Myôô - At the bottom right corner it says "Another one of Buddhisms wisdom kings. He is known for besting the god of death, Enma"
What does this mean? Okay, bear with me. Kaido literally does not die, we know that. Even killing himself doesn't work, so it makes sense that this is not a coincidence. Using an attack named after a buddhist king who bested the "god of death"? Besting the god of death, besting death itself. So if Kaido were to die during this arc, it would make sense for him to die at the hands of Enma-- you know where I'm going with this but I'll stop before getting called a ZKKist. LMAO.
We'll move on before I start ranting-
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WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT STILL ALIVE AND IF DENJIRO DOESN'T KILL HIM ILL RIOT THATS THE ONLY THING ILL ACCEPT? LIKE DENJIRO HAD TO FOLLOW HIS EVERY WORD FOR 20 DAMNED YEARS IF HE COMES AND KILLS HIM ILL BE SO HAPPY PLEASE
And also remember when Kaido said "haha dumbass ur lame uve got a strong devil fruit haha who cares my haki is stronger" so LUFFY SAID BET
YOURE SAYING HAKI OVER DEVIL FRUIT?
HOW ABOUT BOTH
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This is actually the largest surface we've seen covered in Haki, he is literally bigger THAN THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF ONIGASHIMA HE IS OVER 1000M TALL????? OH MY GOD
AND THEN HE SAYS HEY MOMONOSUKE ONIGASHIMA IS IN THE WAY!! MOVE IT!!
HE IS SO COOL???? MOVE ONIGASHIMA??? HE'LL LITERALLY PUNCH ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT MOMO NEEDS TO MOVE IT
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And he's so precious, I know you've got this-
Amazing chapter once again, next week is ch 1048 let's go!!
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phersphantum · 3 years
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This is an ussop x male reader
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This is my first time writing something like this so please take it easy on me but other then that please enjoy
Background info: - pronouns he/him -no devil fruit powers -you and usopp have been together for a couple months by now -you like to jump off of a lot of shit no matter how high sometimes you do get hurt but since you've been doing it for so long it doesn't faze you and doesn't hurt that much anymore
This will not be going in the same timeline or path as the anime/manga sorry kiddos
(S/t) skin tone (p/c) position on crew (y/n) your name (m/n) male name (h/c) hair color (h/t) hair type
Warnings: lil bit of angst
POV No one (author POV)
Y/n was chillin in the crows nest and then he realized that he never jumped off of it (he made it a point to jump off of everything in and on the sunny). Screaming "here I goooo" y/n jumped off onto the grassy portion of the Thousand Sunny. He tumbled and rolled as he hit the grass, then layed flat on his back. He sighed contently, but his head hurt a little and his was a bit dizzy too. Most of the straw hats (zoro was napping) ran towards the (s/t) boy frantically asking if he was ok. Luffy was the exception who went around screaming "SUGOI!" Even though y/n had been with the crew for sometime now, they couldn't seem to get used to the (h/c) boy jumping off of anything and everything he could. Poor Chopper-he had heart attacks every single time. He was always running after y/n with his little medical gear to make sure the poor boy wasn't on the verge of death.
Usopp POV
I ran up with the rest of the gang worried for my boyfriend. I got irritated with Luffy, because he just kept screaming "SUGOIIII!!! ✨✨✨" I ignored him and tried to get to y/n to see if he was ok but everyone crowded around him. They pushed me out of the circle and talked over me. I was so over it, so I yelled louder then I have ever before, "COULD YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!?! GOD I JUST WANT TO SEE IF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND IS OK!!!" The rest of the gang moved out of the way shocked at my tone. I stomp up to y/n and he smiles and waves and says "Hiiiii babyyyyy" in a kind of loopy voice. "How are you dummy?" I ask. "My head hurts some and I'm kinda dizzy" he replies. I sigh, then start talking softly "ok well bubba let's take you to choppers room and he can fix you up. Then we can spend the rest of the night cuddling. How's that sound?" Y/n tried to get up but I stopped him with my hand, and he says "yessirrrr".
Nobody POV
Usopp then proceeds scoop up y/n and take him to Choppers room, Chopper follows them.
Time skip (brought to you by Sanji's one eyebrow
After Chopper gave y/n a diagnosis Usopp took him back to their shared room. Usopp then layed y/n down in bed and straddled him pouting (it ain't goin that way ya nasties 😤). Y/n looked at Usopp confused, "what's wrong my little sharpshooter?" Usopp blushed but still pouted, "You have a fucking concussion! Why? Cause your dumb ass decided to jump off the crows nest like a fuckin dare devil!" Y/n started to get a little upset, "ITS NOT LIKE I'M FUCKING DEAD! I'M STILL ALIVE AREN'T I?!" Usopp finally let his anger out, "YOU COULD BE DEAD!! YOU'RE NOT LIKE LUFFY OR ZORO OR SANJI!! THOSE GUYS ARE SUPER CRAZY POWERFUL MONSTERS!! THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU! WHAT IF ONE TIME IT'S WORSE THEN A CONCUSSION" Y/n felt insulted that Usopp had tried to compare his strength to those three. He screamed, "FUCK YOU I MAY NOT BE AS STRONG, BUT I CAN HELP AND DO THINGS THEY CANT!! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!! DON'T THROW YOUR INSECURITIES ON ME-JUST CAUSE YOU'RE WEAK DOESN'T MEAN I AM!"..."I GET IT... I know, I'm weak. I know that when it comes down to it I can't even protect you... I mean look at you... you're hurt and I can't even help... I can't do anything to make sure you're ok y/n..." Usopp had tears in his eyes. As he turned away to get up y/n grabbed his wrist and pulled him into a hug. "Whatcha talking bout silly? You've saved me so many times with your amazing sniper skills. I'm sorry about the insecurities thing, I lashed out, and that wasn't ok. But remember no matter what, you'll always be my Sogeking" y/n gave a warm smile. Usopp smiled back "I'm sorry for yelling at you. Just don't scare me like that anymore please?" Y/n nodded "got it boss" Usopp kissed y/n's cheek. "Now my lovely first mate, as per the doctors orders-you need to stay in bed." Y/n laughed "nahhh I'm fineeee". Usopp shakes his head, "if you don't I'll tell Nami and Chopper and they'll give you more then a concussion" Y/n sweat dropped "jeez Sogeking is scary sometimes".
This was pretty fun to make ngl it's not edited yet but my editor will be editing soon tho I bet she probably won't be too happy cause I can't spell for shit lmao 😂 so until then I apologize for anyone reading this rn but until next timeeeee byeeee
My editor killed me for how bad this was but here it edited
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Okay, I was imagining the scenario, Luffy's child grows up to be an extremely beautiful and kind teenager. And like they go through an intense relationship, 'cause they think their partner would be The One, but the partner break up with them. So like, they kind of have a hard time, because it was first love, how would the Straw Hats react to that?
The vibe would be kind of like Taylor Swift's short film All Too Well.
Kisses from Brazil- 🍁
I love the idea!! Kisses from America, sweetie pie 💖
Part One - Part Two - Part Three
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-Ah, Young Love, how terrible. For reference, the song Bust Your Kneecaps by Pomplomoose comes to mind.
-Luffy is upset that his kid is unhappy, but he's never really been one for romance. He's never experienced romantic heartbreak before. He's out of depth, so I think he'd turn to his family for help. Of course, Luffy tries to cheer (Name) up via pranks, ice cream, and shopping. Anything his kid wants, Luffy will indulge.
-Zoro, on the other hand, is ready to commit crimes. He can and will assault anyone who hurts his kid. I mean that's his little pal, buddy, kiddo, and Zoro will kill for them.
-I imagine Zoro walking in on Luffy (and Nami), comforting (Name). Zoro nonchalantly ties his bandana around his head while asking, "Who did this?" Luffy explains the situation, and Zoro only grunts in reply. He then disappears for a while. No one is 100% sure what Zoro did, and no one wants to ask.
-Zoro does have a heart-to-heart with (Name) later. He wants them to know that even though he's terrible with words, Zoro loves (Name), and at least nine other people in the world love them almost as much as he does. Sometimes life gives you heartache for no reason, but they wouldn't have to suffer alone.
-Nami and Luffy are on the same page when comforting (Name). Retail Therapy is necessary. She is, of course, a little more understanding than Luffy. Nami gives (Name) her own brand of advice, which might be too harsh. She tells them that other people ain't shit, and you can't just give your heart out to anyone. Nami is a bit rough, but she means well and understands what it feels like to be betrayed by someone you're close to.
-Usopp doesn't really address it other than an awkward, "Are you doing okay?" a couple days later. He doesn't think he can say anything the others haven't already said. He doesn't mind giving them one of his spare sketchbooks or journals to get those big feelings out. Usopp probably put a short, but heartfelt note on the first page.
-Like Zoro, Sanji also wants to commit crimes for (Name) 's honor, but he has more self-control than Zoro. Sanji finds himself angry-cooking in the kitchen instead of disappearing to act on his desire for violence. He makes food full of hot peppers and chili powder. Sanji does realize that all of this won't help (Name) feel better, though. So he makes their favorite sweets and a nice homestyle dinner, especially for (Name). The rest of the crew can deal with the painfully spicy food instead.
-Sweet, sweet, emotional Chopper is also heartbroken. Chopper is teary-eyed because (Name) is crying. He can't say much that's very helpful, but Chopper is more than happy to be a little cuddle buddy. Chopper will insist on getting them water and snacks, and he'll insist on putting on some cartoons.
-Robin is the witchy wine aunt who gives excellent advice. Behind closed doors, Robin is rather murderous in her own way. She doesn't act on it, of course. Robin also won't give advice unless (Name) wants it. She'll probably tell them that she's always there for them if they want some company.
-It's a toss-up if Franky is getting emotional about this. He's very empathetic and easily cries when people he loves are upset, but he also knows that young love is tricky. Franky will make little mechanical animals for (Name) to cheer them up. He cares a lot for them and wants them to be happy but doesn't know what he's supposed to do outside of some pretty good pep talks.
-I'm not saying that Brook would curse the ex-partner, but Brook is going to curse them. Or at least haunt the ex a little bit. Granddaddy Bones is not standing for this. That's his teeny tiny little superstar, and you have some real audacity to treat them that way. Robin has to talk him down from creating a poltergeist at the ex-partner's house. He doesn't want (Name) to know how agitated he is, so he's only murderous in private.
Jinbe is very level-headed about all of this. It's a lot of Uncle Iroh's energy. He has some wise words that (Name) may not understand at the moment. Jimbe won't overstep any boundaries that may further upset (Name).
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50 words; 50 sentences
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#01 - Motion
A spinning kick, a swing of blade — the two meet and hit but don’t hurt, and Nami sighs exasperatedly at such a pathetic display of a mating dance.
#02 - Cool
Zoro stands his ground as his enemy — finally, finally — falls unceremoniously on his back, unconscious, and Sanji thinks for a moment that the sight of Zoro — wild and victorious and ready to take on the world — looks kind of, maybe, slightly cool.
  #03 - Young
Brook sees the two — dying to die for each other, the weight of their friends’ lives pulling down their shoulders — and he thinks too many people forget how young they still are.
  #04 - Last
The Cook is the last person Zoro would consider lending a hand in a fight — “who would want to work together with that dumbass anyway,” he lies whenever anyone asks, and doesn’t admit that it’s because he trusts Sanji’s ability to stand his ground, wholly and fully.
  #05 - Wrong
Sanji knows Zoro, like him, understands better than most — that this nakama thing isn’t just something you’d die for, but something you’d kill for, too.
  #06 - Gentle
Sanji manages to catch Kitetsu before it rolls off from the deck during a storm, and in that moment, Zoro knows, from the reverent way he regards the swords in his hands, that this isn’t the first time the Cook has wielded one.
  #07 - One
“Calm down, Marimo,” Sanji says with a dismissive wave of his hand when Zoro asks about the sword a few days later, “I’m not about to take your place as the ship’s swordsman; a cook doesn’t use his hands to fight, and I had a terrible teacher anyways.”
  #08 - Thousand
“I’m worth two thousand men,” Zoro grumpily says, almost sulking, and Nami can’t resist patting his head like she would to a little boy pulling the pigtail of a girl he has a crush on.
  #09 - King
You’re like the prince of Dumbass Kingdom, Zoro says, and it takes Sanji everything in him not to blurt out, Dumbass Kingdom sounds about right; wait ‘till you see the fucking king.
  #10 - Learn
Watching Sanji converse fluently with a couple of tourists in a Northern language, Zoro wonders when he will ever stop learning something new about Sanji — or if he ever will, at all.
  #11 - Blur
When Zoro finally comes to, the wounds from Bartholomeow Kuma is muted by Chopper’s medicine, a dull throb at the back of his consciousness; but the sharp pain against his heart feels raw still, visceral and razor-sharp, tucked alongside the ache of Sanji’s sacrifice.
#12 - Wait
“Wait,” he manages to croak out before Sanji flees the room, the word spilling out unbidden; he isn’t quite sure why, but he knows that he wants the Cook to stay.
  #13 - Change
“Have some fucking decency ,” Sanji yells, throwing a shirt at Zoro’s direction; the brute has been walking around the ship bare-chested like an eyesore ever since they entered the summer island, and Sanji is just trying to do everyone a favor — and definitely not because there’s a different kind of heat pooling at the pit of his stomach.
#14 - Command
Robin watches the two in amusement — Zoro could have easily refused to be Sanji’s pack mule, and she can hear him grumbling about it still; and yet, here they are, once again, together at the island’s marketplace.
#15 - Hold
Sanji is rough around the edges, bristling at the slightest touch; Zoro knows he needs to be gentle, but he doesn’t quite remember the last time he held something that isn’t a hilt of a sword, without meaning to hurt . It’s a learning curve. 
  #16 - Need
Sanji knows Zoro is a dumbass, but it takes a special kind of stupid to think he would never be good enough for Sanji, when he’s all that Sanji has ever needed.
#17 - Vision
Zoro never regrets losing his eye, but he wishes, sometimes, he could still take in the sight of Sanji with an unimpaired vision, just to see more of him.
  #18 - Attention
“You’re starting a fight, Marimo?” Sanji growls, voice low and dangerous, and Zoro thinks, yes, yes, anything to get you to look at me.
  #19 - Soul
He loves the kid like a brother, but sometimes Zoro hates how Luffy can easily see past his gruff words and feigned ignorance; the way Luffy only needs to take one look at him to guess, “you’re worried about Sanji, aren’t you?”
  #20 - Picture
He carries around everyone’s bounty posters, Sanji tells himself, and tries not to think too hard about how the only one he kept in his breast pocket is Zoro’s, folded neatly against his heart.
  #21 - Fool
“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done so far,” Sanji says when they part, lips still tingling from their earlier kiss, because Zoro’s love is fierce and consuming and Sanji knows, ever since he was just a kid with the iron mask, that he doesn’t deserve any of this.
  #22 - Mad
“Don’t you ever say that kind of shit again,” Zoro snarls, slamming the wall beside Sanji’s head, his voice trembling with a kind of anger Sanji has never seen him with before — frustrated, desperate. “You’re important to me, Cook.” 
  #23 - Child
Grow up and cast your dreams away, Sanji tells himself every day, the voice ringing in his ears; you stopped being a child deserving of a dream the moment you chained Zeff down to the ground.
  #24 - Now
Grow up and cast your dreams away, Sanji wants to tell himself, but the voice stutters, drowned out by the sight of the kid bleeding on the deck of Baratie — he’s a swordsman, too, acknowledged by none other than Dracule Mihawk himself — but a kid still, throwing himself headfirst towards the case of his dreams, steps unweighted by regrets.
  #25 - Shadow
Zoro doesn’t know which is worse — Sanji, forever running away from the shadow his brothers cast; or Zoro, chasing after someone who is no longer around to leave behind a shadow anymore.
  #26 - Goodbye
After Whole Cake Island, there’s a period of time where Zoro would follow Sanji around the ship like a lost puppy, unwilling to let the Cook out of his sight; Usopp definitely didn’t expect Zoro to have such a cute side, and crouches over his new invention to hide his smile.
  #27 - Hide
“We’re not doing that here,” Sanji hisses, and forces himself not to laugh at the pout on Zoro’s face; the galley might be secluded enough, but they’re still on the enemy ship’s galley.
  #28 - Fortune
It is annoying, the way Sanji keeps reminding Zoro that he could have collected Mihawk’s bounty and lived the rest of his life in wealth; especially when Zoro would trade any riches in the world just to stay by the Cook’s side.
  #29 - Safe
It catches Zoro off guard when Sanji starts talking about his mother; it’s a short anecdote, a single happy memory, but Zoro can tell by the way Sanji tells it — guarded and hesitant, like he wants to keep the words close and safe — that he has never shared it with anyone else before.
  #30 - Ghost
Usopp starts shaking like a leaf as soon as they enter the abandoned, dilapidated house, and Sanji gently tells him, sometimes the worst ghost is the one you create yourself; Zoro feels the weight of Wado on his hip, and agrees.
  #31 - Book
“I don’t need this,” Zoro grumbles with a blush, pushing the book back into Nami’s hands, trying hard to ignore Nami’s laughter and the words ROMANCE FOR DUMMIES emblazoned on the book’s jacket.
  #32 - Eye
Shusui sinks into the man’s stomach, all the way to the hilt, and Zoro thinks of the way Sanji curled into himself as the man landed a lucky hit on the cook’s hand. An eye for an eye.
  #33 - Never
“This is my first time,” Zoro whispers, head ducking away as he feels his face flush at the admission; but Sanji’s hand rests on his cheek, encouraging, and he can feel the curve of Sanji’s smile as their lips meet and Sanji replies, “it’s mine, too.”
  #34 - Sing
Luffy cheers when Zoro and Sanji comes into view, and he lets them take on the next batch of enemies; a good fight is always fun, but watching Zoro and Sanji fight is even more so — like watching a dance that only those two know the melody to.
  #35 - Sudden
“What, are we supposed to be surprised?” Nami says, barely looking up from the map she’s working on; Sanji sputters, face redder than the tomatoes he served during breakfast, and Nami feels almost bad for him.
  #36 - Stop
“But we — Zoro and I — how did you know?” Sanji asks, and promptly stops asking questions when he realizes the rest of the crew aren’t surprised either; who could blame them, when his and Zoro’s sexual tension can be seen from a mile away.
  #37 - Time
Sanji knows they have to break apart soon, just to breathe, but right now all he cares about is to taste as much of Zoro as possible — he has waited two years for this, and it has been two years too long.
  #38 - Wash
They have their fair share of fighting — and how, considering the amount of repairs Usopp has to do for Merry just from their petty fights alone — but what the crew doesn’t know is that they also have this thing, this quiet thing, just him and the Cook and a stack of dirty plates between them.
  #39 - Torn
“In retrospect,” Robin observes, “dressing up our dear cook in a maid uniform would not only lower the enemy’s firepower, but also ours, considering how distracted our swordsman has clearly become.”
  #40 - History
“Why do you keep him around, mister?” The kid asks, pointing at the old swordsman with three swords and an eye scar by the peer; Sanji laughs, pats the kid on the head, and says, almost wistfully — “you can say we have some history.”
  #41 - Power
Sanji tugs at Zoro’s sleeve, and Zoro follows suit despite his complaints — Sanji thinks, distantly, how much of an honor it is, to have so much control over such a powerful man.
  #42 - Bother
“I didn’t have enough time to make this three-tier ice cream cake for our lovely Nami-san and Robin-chan because you distracted me!” Sanji says with a hard jab of a finger against Zoro’s chest, and Zoro thinks, good .
  #43 - God
Zoro does not believe in gods, but there’s a hymn of a noise when Zoro presses his lips against the crook of Sanji’s neck, the hallelujah of the world breaking apart as their bodies move together, and he thinks, close enough .
  #44 - Wall
 Zoro slams his fist into the wall of Polar Tang, and is taken aback by the depth of his own frustration; he knows Luffy and the others will get Sanji back from Big Mom’s place, but it unsettles him still, the way Sanji hides himself under layers of pretenses when Zoro has bared so much of himself to the Cook in return.
  #45 - Naked
“What the fuck was that for , Mosshead?!” Sanji shrieks, justifiably furious, leg raised and on fire after Zoro sliced his tray into two without preamble; Zoro can’t exactly tell the Cook he did it because he was too surprised at the sight of Sanji in a swimming trunk and nothing else.
  #46 - Drive
Why Zoro , people sometimes ask, but the answer is easy to Sanji — nobody drives him crazy the way Zoro does, and is that not what true love feels like?
  #47 - Harm
Zoro knows Sanji will be furious ; but as he faces Kuma, knowing at least the Cook is out of harm’s way, he knows he would do this a hundred times over, a thousand times over, a million times over.
  #48 - Precious
Sanji is sitting by the corner of the infirmary, face pale with red-rimmed eyes, and Zoro thinks he’s never had that, before — people who would weep for him, knowing that he is more than dried scars and calloused skin.
  #49 - Hunger
This thing we have is dangerous, Sanji tells him, but Zoro doesn’t care — he already has a craving, the same way he needs a booze when it’s been too long, except he thinks that this vice will surely kill him.
  #50 - Believe
This isn’t faith; this is the truth, Zoro’s truth, the same way he knows he will become the Greatest — Sanji will find that elusive sea of his, and Zoro will stay with him until it is the last thing he can do.
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One Piece Boys Valentines Special!
Soulmate + One Piece AU where whatever happens to your soulmate will appear on your wrist.
Pairing : One Piece Boys X GN! Reader
Happy Valentines Day Everyone!
A/N : I was listening to I need you by BTS (Clickable). It gives the love vibes. Do listen to it if you want to! You wont regret it. the feels are just everyting!
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Note: in this Story it can be with any one piece boy you wish for. It can be Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ussop, Law, Sabo, Ace, Killer, Kidd, anyone you admire. anyone you like. for some charecters it maybe OOc but, I tried to make it as close to them as possible. It will be in his POV
“This is in His POV”
As the sun rays hit my eyes, I slowly open my eyes. I grunt as I rolled to the other side of the bed. I took a deep breath and as the usual morning routine I bring my wrist close to my eyes and see what is going to happen to my soulmate today. It said, “Falls down while taking a walk and takes the attention of the complete crowd”.
Most of the times it is small normal everyday life stuff. Once it was, “Studying for Test all night”, for which I felt Super proud and other time it was “Crying because messed the exam”, on that day I was also sad because they were crying and did hard work. Once it was “being called names” and other time was, “Moving away from that place”. Not gonna lie, I was furious because they had to go through bullying.
Most of my mood depends on how my soulmate is doing that day. If I see that they are happy and cosy, I feel happy. If they are sad because of someone, I get super angry. If they are depressed, I feel sad. But yes… I fell in love with them without even noticing. I know neither their name nor face. But I do know one thing for sure. I got one hell of a person. They are amazing and I’d love them no matter what. I’m pretty sure they also like me. Because sometimes I read that they were depressed and crying because of the injuries and problems I was having. Well they could also read what was happening to me because it’s how the world is. In those times I do feel relieved and happy because they do care about me and my heart fills with that fuzzy feeling.
I let out a chuckle as I read todays happening. I know it’s wrong to laugh when someone falls down but… I couldn’t help it. “So adorable”, I say to myself as I looked at my wrist and kiss the sentence. Then I lazily woke up from the bed and continued my routine for the day.
After lunch my buddy asked me, “Man… you sure are smiling today. Something happened?” I nodded and said, “It’s just that my soulmate will be super embarrassed today, so I can’t help but laugh”. He chuckled and we talk about the upcoming works to do. That night I go to my bed and plop myself on it. I think about how my soulmate is as I smile and sleep.
The next day I see that, “Getting a crush on the new boy next door”…. ‘Wait what? Did I read it correctly?’ I thought to myself as I reread the sentence for at least 10 times. ‘Oh lord… Imma kill that jerk’, I say to myself.
I know that crushes don’t last long and yeah I know that my soulmate loves me but…. what the hell?! I can’t allow that! “IF I SEE THAT JERK IMMA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM”, I scream out loud making the people around me give me the weird look. I am so much pissed today that even the smallest things are pissing me off… ‘Is he that handsome?’, I thought to myself as I run my fingers through my hair. ‘Oh lord this jealousy doesn’t suit me. I hate this feeing’, I thought as I continued being moody for the rest of the day. I couldn’t sleep properly that night so I just stare at the night sky and keep thinking about them as I pout. I look at my wrist and whisper, “I am the only one for you. Get it to your head you idiot”.
I kept looking at my wrist and then I feel a slight sting on my wrist and I continued looking at it. Then I see that a new sentence was being formed. I have seen it many times but every time this happens it makes me so excited like a small baby. It is so magical. I read the new sentence on the wrist and blush hard. ‘Damn it’, I think to myself as I cover my face with my hand. I then again open my eyes and look at my wrist and read the sentence. ‘Continuing to be super happy because Soulmate is jealous’. I chuckle reading that sentence as my cheeks still remained pink. ‘So happy that Im jealous huh.. you little... tsk... still cute though.... Well at least now I know that you are smiling because of me’. I say and plop onto my sheets and close my eyes with a smile still lingering on my face.
After some days of normal peaceful happy days, with me and my soulmate being cheerful, I go to a new island with my buddies. It was a bright beautiful day. We explore the island, eat food and drink alcohol. Just like that the day was close to over and I was alone, walking in a park with the night sky beautifully lit with stars. Then I felt a slight sting on my wrist. I look at it waiting for the words to appear. Then, I see the words that I never expected but was waiting for the most to show up on my skin. I almost forget to breathe when I look at those words. My eyes wide open and heart beating faster than ever.
‘Meeting Soulmate’, was written on it. My eyes couldn’t believe what they were seeing. I take deep breaths and sit on the bench beside me. I was speechless. I was amazed by this. ‘but.. how am I going to recognise them? how are they going to react when they see me? Would they even like a person like me, who always gets into fights? who has lots of scars.. would they accept me? what if they reject me?’, insecurities build up with in my heart. ‘Or worst… what would happen if we don’t even recognise each other?’, I couldn’t keep my thoughts in control. the only thing Mattered was them. ‘I'll search for you. I'll confess to you. no matter how you look, no matter what your gender or pronouns are, I will try my best to find you’, I say to myself and run around the island. That was a sleepless night. I ran around all the places to find them. Asked many peoples if they were meeting their soulmate that day, but every single time I got the same response.
“No, I’m sorry”, said the person whom I just asked.
‘Where are you?’, I thought and continue to search for them. it was already evening, but I couldn’t find them. The complete day, I didn’t feel like stopping for even a second. But now…. I got to the same park again after running around the island. I had no luck finding them. ‘Where are you?’, I thought as I again sit on the same bench as yesterday… all alone still... ‘Did you see me but didn’t like me? Do you like someone else? If you did I’d know by now… where can I find you? Where are you?’, I placed my hand on my head and my elbow on my knees. ‘Did I not notice you even though we met?’, I thought some of the worst case scenarios as my tears began to fall down my cheek. I couldn’t help but sob silently. I was immersed in my thoughts then I saw a person crouch down before me with a kerchief in their hand. “Sorry to ask this when you are crying but, are you by any chance looking for your soulmate?”, they asked. I.. I was speechless so, I just showed my wrist to them, and they smiled and showed me theirs, it said, ‘Meeting your fated in the park’.
I didn’t know what to say. It was the first time I saw those shiny bright eyes and beautiful face. That was my soulmate. They got up and wiped my tears then, they said, “I’ve been waiting to meet you for a long time.”
That moment, I lost my control. I swiftly got up and pulled them into my arms. I buried my head in the crook of their neck and nodded. I felt their arms wrap around me as they rubbed soothing circles on my back. “I love you”, I confessed as they gasped.
I continued, “I know… I don’t even know your name. But… I love you. I love every single thing about you. Your kindness, your nature, your behaviour. I love how you are passionate about small things. The way you jam to the music everyone thinks is weird. The way you still be strong even after being bullied. I admire them so much. Those little traits of yours are mesmerising.", I stop and snif, then continue, "I never saw the guy who lives next door to you but I hate him with all my heart”. Then for the first time, they let out a very adorable giggle. ‘Oh... music to my ears when you laugh’, I thought.
Then we slowly pull apart. I see that their cheeks are flushed pink which was also too cute. They slowly reach up to my hand and kiss the place where the writing was making me blush. Because.. I do that many times and now, they kisses my wrist. They look into my eyes and said, “I also love you”. this made my heart flutter with happiness.
They sat down on the bench and I too obliged. We talked about all the things that we wanted to talk about and trust me my heart was about to burst when they leaned on my shoulder and continued talking with me. Thank you for being my soulmate, Y/N.
XOXOXOXOXO
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psychedelic-ink · 3 years
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This is my commission for @some-piece ! Thank you so much for commissioning me once again and oh my god I hope you like this because I certainly enjoyed writing it! 
Pairing: Law x chubby!fem!reader x Zoro
Genre: Smut, Fluff, Drama
Word count: 5 k
Warning: Fingering, anal, dirty talking, threesome 
Summary: You, Law and Zoro go to visit Franky and Robin on Christmas everyone is there including Sanji. Zoro’s and Sanji’s constant bickering annoys Law and you so the two of you hatch a plan to end it all.
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There was a reason why you never invited anyone to your place and it was a good one. It wasn’t one reason though, it was two. 
And the two reasons were standing right infront of you. 
“Stop eating the appetizers you damn moss head!”
“For the love of god could you go bother someone else! Shitty curly ass eyebrow!” 
“What did you just say!?”
Taking in a deep breath you apologetically looked at both Robin and Franky, you felt like you had brought a toddler who just wouldn’t settle down. But the older couple seemed to be happy with this since they both laughed along with Zoro and Sanji’s immature fighting. But sadly you and Law couldn’t be as cheerful, the two of you had grown tired of the constant bickering of the two at every goddamn gathering. It was embarrassing, especially since the both of them had no filter at all. 
The evening continued, it was nice seeing everyone else, honestly the gathering of all your friends was the only reason you appreciated Christmas. Luffy was constantly shoving appetizers in his mouth, Usopp was talking about his new book with Franky, Robin and Nami were happily gossiping, you and Law were mingling, everything could be considered great but of course Zoro and Sanji’s constant fighting put you in a sour mood. Law placed his arm around your shoulder and pulled you close, his warmth calmed you but you couldn’t stop from sighing constantly. 
“I’m sorry,” you mumbled, looking at your raven haired partner. “I’m really enjoying myself but I just can’t seem to zone them out, they’re like mosquitos constantly buzzing in my ear.” 
Law glared at the two, he had no idea why but Sanji had his foot against Zoro’s face. 
“I get what you mean.” he muttered. “Hey dumbass!” he shouted. Zoro flinched and turned his gaze from Sanji’s foot to him. “You promised not to do this. Again.” he hissed between clenched teeth. 
You couldn’t see Law’s expression but you were positive that he was gesturing towards you with his eyes, which you had no issues with since you just wanted the mosquitos to stop quarrelling. Zoro’s eyes went between you and Law, finally he pushed Sanji’s foot away from his face and clicked his tongue in annoyance as he walked towards the two of you. 
“Yeah listen to you boyfriend.” Sanji cooed as Zoro left. 
At that moment both you and Law knew that there was no way Zoro was going to spend the evening with the two of you. Beet read, Zoro turned back on his heel and they resumed their shout race they had with each other. You buried your face into Law’s chest as the two of you groaned. 
“Yeah there’s no way they’re going to stop anytime soon,” Law said, annoyance latched into his voice. “Maybe we could distract them or something?” 
“Zoro has a one track mind, I doubt we can distract the beast after he’s been awakened…” After a moment of silence a smile spread across your lips. “But I do have an idea that might work. We might not be able to distract Zoro but we can distract Sanji.” 
“With what exactly? I already share you with one man, I ain’t sharing you with another.” 
You laughed at the pure seriousness of his tone. 
“No not like that but we could act like the most nauseating lovesick couple ever and annoy the hell out of him.” 
“Are you sure that would work?” Law questioned raising an eyebrow. 
“We’ll never know until we try my sugar bear.” 
Law looked at you and as soon as you made eye contact with him you both started to laugh. 
“There’s no way we’re going to get through this without laughing,” Law said wiping a tear. “If you ever with all seriousness call me sugar bear I will dump you.” 
“Please do so, that just felt wrong.” 
But even if both of your stomachs churned each time you made kissy faces and called cute little nicknames at each other, you continued your attempt to distract Sanji. Surprisingly, you both managed to do it without breaking into a laughing fit and you could tell that Sanji was starting to get annoyed. The fact that Zoro was in a couple and he wasn’t (maybe he could find someone if he just stopped drooling over every goddamn woman he saw) just made him angry in a petty way. 
Honestly you’ve never seen Sanji like this before, he usually just called Zoro names or made fun of his hygiene but this Sanji, a Sanji enraged in seeing a lovey dovey couple at every corner… it frightened you. Of course he couldn’t say anything to you so that meant he focused all that rage towards Zoro which was the exact opposite of what both you and Law wanted. They started to get more violent, more verbal and to be completely honest their behavior threatened to ruin your whole mood. 
You were hoping that dinner would be the solution to everything, everyone was gathered around the table, the smell of Sanji’s cooking enticing everyone's noses and stomachs. Momentarily you saw Sanji, he was oddly calm and much like the Cheshire cat  his lips were spread out in a grin. Your stomach dropped at his expression, the cook had his gaze fixated on Zoro who was sitting right next to you, calmly scooping mashed potatoes into his plate. Law was on your other side and gently you nudged him with your knee, he followed your gaze and locked his eyes on Sanji as well. Ever so faintly you could hear the tattooed doctor groan. 
“Zoro, how does it feel to not be able to make your girlfriend happy?” he asked, humming. “How does it feel to need another man’s help to satisfy her?” 
Your mouth fell open at his words, never could you imagine Sanji hitting Zoro below the belt like that. Quickly your eyes switched towards Zoro, if looks could kill Sanji would be dead by now, he dropped the spoon and stood up, the chair falling to the ground as he did so. Law had his hand on your leg, his thumb going in circles as he tried to soothe your nerves. Everyone was dead silent and was holding their breaths. What would Zoro do? He would fight back obviously? Sanji was still smiling at him as Zoro’s glare intensified. 
Then Zoro did the unimaginable. He walked away. 
That seemed to take Sanji by surprise because momentarily you could see his smug look wavering and for a short moment you could see regret. But that didn’t stop you from lashing out. 
“Good job Sanji.” you spat. “Are you happy now?” 
“I...I…” 
Before the cook could finish his sentence you stomped away and went to find Zoro, Law followed you after excusing himself from the table. You could hear Nami scolding Sanji but you didn’t care about that right now. The only thing you cared about was Zoro, he already wasn’t the most comfortable about the relationship and Sanji had hit him right where it hurt. You searched the house for the green haired man, he was in none of the guest bedrooms, finally the two of you heard a groan and followed the angry mumbling. You saw light coming from a door that was cracked open and well behold Zoro was in the third guest bedroom. 
 “How did you end up here?” Law asked, genuinely curious. 
Zoro flinched at the voice and turned to stare at the both of you, quickly you closed the door as you entered the spacious toilet. 
“I...don’t know.” Zoro grunted, turning his gaze back to the mirror. 
You noticed droplets of water dripping down his face, it was clear that he was trying to calm himself down and honestly you were impressed by his tenacity. You placed your hand gently on his back, just as you were leaning in to check on his face he pushed you back. You gasped, surprised that he pushed you away. It wasn’t a strong shove but it still took you by surprise, Law took a step forward with his eyebrow furrowed as he glared at Zoro. 
“What do you think you’re doing?” he asked. “Don’t take your anger out on y/n.” 
“He’s right.” 
“What?” you asked, your heart braking at the tone of Zoro’s voice. 
Zoro averted his eyes and as a plea for help you glanced at Law. He sighed and placed his hand on Zoro’s broad shoulder. 
“Look at me.” Law said firmly, Zoro, hesitant, lifted his gaze back up to face him. “You love y/n don’t you?”
Zoro nodded. 
“You love me too right?” 
Zoro sighed but nodded again. 
“See this isn’t about not being able to satisfy y/n, the three of us love each other. Sanji was just trying to piss you off and you know that.” 
“Yeah.” you chimed in also taking a step forward. “It’s also kind of our fault since we edged him on with the lovey dovey crap.” 
“Really? I haven’t noticed.” 
“Yeah well, you were busy trying to choke Sanji.” Law said, an amused smile on his lips. 
You also broke out into a smile when you saw Zoro finally giving in and chuckling. It looked like Law managed to get through his thick skull of his, taking a step forward you planted a soft kiss on Zoro’s cheek, he seemed surprised by that and gave you a confused look. 
“That’s for not losing your shit in front of everyone.” 
A faint shade of red colored his cheeks, Law patted Zoro on the shoulder and laughed. 
“Yeah good job! You somewhat kept your promise to y/n and me.” 
“We’re still annoyed at you though.” you said, pouting. 
Law nodded at your statement. Zoro sighed and rolled his eyes, it was nice to see him starting to relax. You knew well that he always felt calmer with the two of you, and even though that could be said for the three of you it was especially true for Zoro since he wasn’t the most emotionally open person in the relationship. 
Every beautiful rose has its thorns but when it came to Zoro it was worth it. 
“How about we go back,” Law said, gently pushing Zoro towards the door. “I bet everyone is worried.” 
You followed them both with a smile, Zoro had groaned a bit to Law’s statement but didn’t resist. When Law opened the door the three of you were surprised to see Sanji there, the blond flinched and quickly hit something behind his back, taking a step back he nervously started to tap his feet. 
“I-I wanted to apologize,” he stuttered. “To all three of you, what I said was in bad taste.” 
You locked eyes with Law and you could see in his gold orbs that he was as equally shocked as you were. Quickly your gaze fell back to Sanji who had his eyes locked to Zoro. 
“Yeah it was.” Zoro grumbled as he crossed his arms in front of him. 
“I especially wanted to apologize to you Zoro, I...I was just being an asshole.” he took in a deep breath. “I didn’t mean what I said, so here.” 
Quickly Sanji pulled out what he had stashed behind his back and shoved it into Zoro’s chest, both you and Law peered over his shoulders to see what it was, much to your surprise it was a present. Zoro raised his eyebrow and gave Sanji a confused look as he held the gift. 
“I got everyone a little something for Christmas, this is your present. I really didn’t want to make you upset, especially on Christmas.” Sanji said, stuffing his hands into his pockets. 
Zoro sighed and started to tore away the wrapping paper. Your curiosity grew. 
“Just because you bought me something doesn’t me— WHAT THE FUCK?” 
Zoro’s hands were shaking as he held a black shiny box, Karuizawa Vintage Single Cask Malt Whisky was written on top of it in gold. Behind it there were big red kanji symbols that you had no idea what it meant but apparently it was a big deal because Zoro’s hands were shaking and his mouth was agape. 
“Ohh fancy.” you here Law humming. 
“How did you get this you dumbass?” Zoro blurted out his eyes back on Sanji, the cook seemed amused by Zoro’s reaction. “Did you sell an organ or something?” 
“I have my connections,” Sanji replied with a smirk. “I’m guessing you like your present?” 
“You’re such a piece of shit you know that right?” 
From Sanji’s expression you could see that he wasn’t expecting that, his eyebrow twitched but he quickly took a deep breath and walked away muttering something about ungrateful moss heads. Zoro smirked and called out to him as he left. 
“Thank you!” 
Without glancing at their direction Sanji waved and disappeared from view. Your eyes went between the supposedly expensive bottle and Zoro, you could swear you could see sparkles in his eyes. 
“Should we leave you two alone?” you asked, teasing. 
“Oh shut up,” Zoro replied, hugging the bottle. “Alright let’s go back.” 
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You let yourself fall on to the bed, it dipped under your weight and you sighed happily at the coziness of it. Franky and Robin sure as hell knew how to spoil guests. The rest of the night had gone, much to your pleasure, swimmingly. Sure Sanji and Zoro bickered now and then but it was more on the soft side, you could tell Sanji was holding back his vulgar mouth and Zoro’s teasing had become more playful after receiving the very expensive bottle of japanese whisky. 
Law quickly made his way to the shower, despite looking like a homeless college student he did shower quite often and Zoro had laid down on his stomach right next to you. He placed a kiss on your cheek, and grazed his lips against your skin making you giggle at the sensation. 
“Hey y/n,” Zoro whispered, his lips inching closer to your ear. “Let’s have sex.” 
“What?” you snorted. “Why now?” 
Zoro propped himself on his elbow and came closer to you, you could easily sniff the alcohol coming from his breath, a devilish smile spread across his lips. 
“The cook is next door, let’s make some noise.” 
“For the love of god Zoro,” you groaned. “This is you master plan to annoy him? It’s a pretty shit one. Besides you know I don’t moan.” 
“Come on, for me?”
“No,” you said again, furrowing your eyebrows. “Besides I don’t want to be included in this childish game.” 
Zoro flashed you a grin as he climbed on top of you and you rolled your eyes as you guessed what was going to come next. 
“Fine I’ll just have to make you moan then.”
“Yeah good luck with that.” 
He ignored your annoyed tone and snuck his hands under your shirt, his lips latched to your neck, Zoro’s fingers traced your body as you continued to lay down on your back. You let out a shaky breath when his hands brushed over your nipples. Zoro started to squeeze and knead you breasts, it felt good of course and small whines left you but that was pretty much as far as noise making went for you. 
Zoro left open mouthed kisses as he rolled up your shirt, exposing your breasts, he took a hold of each nipple and started to roll the sensitive nubs between his fingers. Your back arched with his touch, and he nibbled on your flushed neck. 
“Come on I want to hear you.” he muttered against your skin. 
But your lips were sealed shut, Zoro clicked his tongue in annoyance. Swiftly he lifted you up and pulled down your sweatpants followed with your underwear, you gasped when he shoved in two fingers. 
“You’re so wet,” he said, his voice hoarse. “Look how easy I can slide my fingers in to you y/n.” 
Your back arched as he fiercely started to thrust his digits in and out of you, your heart was beating madly in your chest as you let out shaky breaths. Zoro disappeared between your trembling legs and left a trail of open mouthed kisses up your thigh, occasionally he would nibble on your soft flesh as he traveled towards your heat. 
You weren’t going to lie, the man was really going all out for you to make some noise. 
“Zoro…” you whispered as you felt his breath ghosting over your clit, his fingers still thrusting in and out of you. 
“That’s a good start,” he chuckled. “But how about we get a bit louder?” 
Before you could snap back with a snarky remark, he wrapped his lips around your clit and started to suck on the already overly sensitive nub. Zoro hummed as he tasted you, your juices overflowing around his fingers. The lewd noises echoing inside of the room turned you on even more, your whole body shivered and you bit your bottom lip. You placed a hand behind his head and started to roll your hips accordingly to the rhythm of his sinful fingers. 
You weren’t sure but it felt as Zoro was smiling at you for slowly coming undone, he continued to suck, nibble and push in your clit with his tongue. He scissored his fingers inside of your, spreading your insides, searching for that sweet spot that he was sure that would make you scream. 
Too bad that you were one stubborn woman. 
Your toes curled, you flinched, trembled, occasionally whined and whispered his name but that was pretty much it. Zoro gradually became more annoyed at your silence, suddenly he pulled out his fingers strings of your juices following his digits, you gasped at the sudden emptiness. You glanced up at him and noticed that he was glaring at you, you raised an eyebrow to that. 
“This shouldn’t be a surprise to you.” you said, challenging his glare. 
“We’ll see about that.” he growled and shoved down his sweatpants, his cock slapped against his abdomen and needless to say you were impressed by his stubbornness. 
Zoro grabbed your hips and squeezed your love handles, aligning his cock with your hole he buried himself inside of you with one swift motion. Your eyes teared up a bit by the sudden feeling of being stretched out, your back arched and you gasped for air. Without giving you a chance to adjust he continuously slammed his hips in and out of you, your breasts bouncing and hitting you in the chest with each thrust. 
“Just make some noise woman.” Zoro grunted as he leaned in and buried his face into your neck, biting and sucking on your skin. 
You closed your eyes and started to lose yourself in the bliss, you couldn’t care less about Zoro’s ambition to make you scream and shout, you were just going to enjoy the ride. Just as you were losing yourself you opened your eyes back up as you heard a faint creak of a door opening. 
Law came out of the bathroom and steam followed him, with a white towel loosely wrapped around his waist, he was dabbing the excess water out of his hair with another towel. Momentarily he glanced at the top of you, unfazed he continued to dry his hair. An idea popped into your head and before Zoro realized that Law was out you furiously started to wiggle your eyebrows at him, he noticed and gave you a puzzled look. You turn your head to the night stand and look at the lube with such intensity that it looked like you were trying to summon the bottle to move towards you. Law understood the message, of course he did, he understood everything and with a grin he quickly grabbed the lube and dropped the towel flashing you a glimpse of his semi erect cock. 
You watched as he stood behind Zoro, pouring a generous amount of lube over his fingers, he spread Zoro’s cheeks and pushed in the tip of his two fingers. Zoro immediately jolted up and his thrusting slowed down, he turned enough to see that Law was behind him. 
“What the hell?” he hissed. 
“I want to join in on the fun too.” Law hummed.
Grabbing Zoro’s chin with his free hand, he pushed his finger deeper as he grazed his lips over Zoro’s. A smile spread across your face when you saw how red Zoro was getting as he parted his lips, wanting a kiss from Law. But instead of a kiss, Law smirked instead and curled his fingers, stealing a rather loud moan from Zoro. 
“Tell me what you want Zoro.” he whispered, his voice dripping with lust. 
Zoro swallowed as his eyes widened, you could swear you could hear his heart racing in his chest, you licked your lips at the sight and felt yourself becoming slicker at the scene playing in front of you. Unwillingly your insides clamped around Zoro’s cock and he let out a soft whimper. 
“Kiss me.” he breathed out, his voice trembling. 
Law placed his lips over Zoro’s, you watched intently as Zoro parted his lips allowing Law to slide his tongue inside. He moaned into the kiss and he slowly started to roll his hips, making you throw your head back as his shaft grazed against your puffy clit. Law continued to suck on Zoro’s tongue as he scissored his fingers inside of him, preparing Zoro for what was about to come. You could feel Zoro quivering inside of you, your mouth watered knowing how good he was feeling. 
Law broke the kiss and with a string of saliva connecting them he grinned at Zoro’s flustered state. He pulled out his fingers and Zoro whined at the loss of them, Law gently placed a kiss on the side of Zoro’s chin and aligned himself with his hole. With both hands squeezing Zoro’s hips, he started to push in. Zoro gasped at the feeling of being stretched open and his cock twitched inside of you. Law clenched his teeth. 
“You’re still so damn tight Zoro,” he breathed out. “I need to fuck you more often.” 
As a reply, Zoro let out a groan, you chuckled at that and saw Law move up his hands towards Zoro’s chest, he grabbed both of his breasts and squeezed them. Your eyes widened as Zoro’s back arched and let out a throaty moan. Law started to play with Zoro’s nipples, rolling the erect nubs between his slender fingers and pulling them occasionally. Zoro’s head fell back and Law continued to push in until he was fully sheathed. 
Law let out a shaky breath and decorated Zoro’s skin with open mouthed kisses, his hands fell back to Zoro’s hips and he pushed the green haired man forward so he would drop on all fours. Zoro’s face was an inch away from yours and his hands were on each side of your head. He was breathing heavily, the scent of alcohol and yourself still lingering in his breath. Pushing yourself up you captured Zoro’s lips with a kiss, you felt Law starting to thrust in and out of him, effectively making Zoro thrust in and out of you as well. Zoro moaned into your mouth as you sucked on his bottom lip, wanting to hear more of him you let go of his intoxicating lips. 
Zoro’s tongue lolled out of his mouth as Law’s thrusts became more intense, sweet moans left him nonstop, you could relate to him, getting fucked by Law was no easy task. The noise of skin slapping against skin was like a sweet serenade to your tainted ears, each time Law thrusted, Zoro thrusted deeper into you. You clawed Zoro’s back, you couldn’t stop watching him, Zoro was looking down at you between half lidded eyes, his cheeks a beet red and his tongue dangling with each thrust, his moans were gradually becoming louder. 
“Ahh...ahh...Law…” he mewled, pushing back into the doctor. “This is too much.” his voice trembled and you could swear you could see his eyes glistening with tears. 
“I’m just starting Zoro.” Law purred and as a demonstration he pulled his hips all the way back  and snapped them back, pushing his throbbing cock in all at once. 
Law rammed his cock into Zoro’s deepest parts and it was just too much for him to handle. You could tell that he hated how good Law was making him feel, hated how he couldn’t stay quiet and hated how he was already coming undone by Law slamming into him, lewd noises of his balls slapping against his flushed skin was enough to make him want to disappear. 
Lost in the pleasure, Zoro didn’t notice Law grabbing his green hair. He pulled at Zoro’s hair, and as a response his hiss could be heard. 
With each thrust Law was able to rip a throaty moan from Zoro, he buried his face into the crook of your neck. Without a hint of shame in his voice Zoro screamed out, he moaned, he groaned and he begged Law to let him cum. 
His voice echoed throughout the whole goddamn house and by the end of the night everyone would know who was making him feel good. A wicked smirk spread across Law’s lips. 
“Law!” Zoro shouted, his voice echoing. 
“Yeah that’s right, scream my name.” Law teased, grinning at you and winking. 
Zoro didn’t reply and instead continued to moan out Law’s name, he sometimes even moaned yours as well, his arms trembled as he struggled to keep himself up so he wouldn’t end up squashing you. You felt yourself growing closer and closer to your orgasm, Zoro’s cock throbbed inside of you, his length now drenched in your juices, you slightly lifted your hips so he could hit that special spot inside of you, normally you would ask but you weren’t sure he could even hear you over his own moans at this point. 
Also wanting revenge for earlier, you lifted yourself up as much as you could, you licked a stripe down Zoro’s neck and ended on his breasts, with one hand you rolled his erect nipples between your fingers and with your mouth you sucked on the other one. 
“Y/n what are you— Ahh!” 
You bit into the sensitive nub and violently sucked on it, Zoro shivered and pressed his chest further into your face. He always did like to have his nipples teased. Your tongue went in circles, the way he whimpered and moaned on top of you made you want to tease him further. You took another bite and sucked, hoping to leave a mark. Falling back you witnessed your masterpiece, even now you could see a dark circle forming around Zoro’s nipple. Just as you were going to suck on the other one, you were pushed back as Zoro basically fell on top of you. Momentarily your gaze landed on Law, he was looking down at both of you, his eyes dark with lust.  
Law’s grip on Zoro’s hips tightened, his movement grew sloppier as he chased his own orgasm. Law flashed you one last grin before plunging himself deep into Zoro groaning, as he came and of course him plunging into Zoro meant that Zoro was burying himself into your deepest parts as well, you saw white as you came, you juices dripping on to the sheets. Zoro was twitching inside of you, his mouth wide open and his eyes crossed as he screamed out Law’s name over and over again. 
Law pulled Zoro out of you, his cock was still hard as a rock. Law motioned you to get on your knees, which you did, Law wrapped his fingers around Zoro’s cock and stroked him until he was cumming all over your face, thick ropes of cum shooting out of him. Your eyelashes felt heavy with his cum, you darted his tongue out and gave it a little taste, it was bittersweet. You looked up to gaze at Zoro, he seemed completely out of it, he was still panting looking down at you with awe, you grinned and stuck your tongue out showing him that his seed was still lingering in your mouth. He shivered. 
“Let’s get you into a shower.” Law said as pulled out, softly slapping him in the ass. 
Without saying anything Zoro let Law and you guide him to the bathroom, his cheeks were still beet red. 
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Breakfast was certainly more entertaining, at least it was entertaining for you and Law, Zoro much like an embarrassed child kept his gaze on his plate, Sanji on the other hand...he couldn’t even look at either of you. Whenever he did, he would look away and blush. It was amusing to see them both so silent, it pleased you. 
And of course it pleased Law as well. 
Law wrapped his arm around Zoro’s shoulder and placed the weight of his body on to him, forcing him to press down further into the chair. Zoro let out a yelp, you hadn’t noticed right away but it seemed like Zoro couldn’t quite sit down right, both you and Law chuckled as all eyes turned to the three of you. Your poor green haired partner blushed and tried to cover up his yelp with a cough, this seemed to work on all of them except for Sanji who was now blushing furiously as he excited the kitchen. 
Zoro’s master plan had worked after all.  
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