#MY WHOLE ASS MAN

[noxcheshire]

So I saw a few posts describing how the Pit’s in Jason’s body kinda acted on its own accord when spotting Danny “baby ghost” Phantom/Fenton and how they then co-parent with a half dead “baby” teenager.

But I raise YOU the idea that the Pits is already parenting Jason Todd.

When the Pits take over it’s the simple response of a Mama Bear going feral on some humans for making their little baby upset.

Jason disappointed by Batman?

The Pits snarl and rage at the man that made baby sad!

Jason disgusted at the idea of another Robin lined up for death?

The Pits howl and claw through the skin to fix the situation by beating the humans up so they can’t die!

Jason vulnerable and lost by the lack of acceptance in his return as Red Hood?

The Pits screech, biting furiously into the humans that had caused the baby to feel un-included in their games!

No one understands the reason for the Lazarus Pit’s in Jason’s body to constantly be acting up, that is until Danny comes into the picture and is like, “So your ghost parent is always watching you too, huh?” In reference to his own ghost parent (Clockwork) that likes to watch through his little tv’s on what Danny gets up to and sends a multitude of sticky notes like a distant helicopter mom.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #jason todd #The Pits have adopted Jason as their ghost baby #look if you throw a whole ass child into some waters to ‘fix’ then you better believe this pool of green is gonna take notice #it took notice and inserted itself into healing Jason #and also made itself a parent #Pits: a baby as gift? mine now #Pits: WHO UPSET MY BABY?! 😠 #Jason: man it’s getting harder to control the pits every day #Danny: same hat bud #clockwork: that is my little baby and to make him my little baby he had to die #clockwork: BUT HERE ME OUT #The Pits when noticing Danny: …. second baby? #clockwork: I do not accept co-parenting with some ghost water #The Pits: FUCK YOU THATS MY BABY NOW #Jason and Danny are now ghost siblings #these are the rules #Danny is vibing cause he’s kinda used to the crazy of ghost parent at this point

[totheecore]

Buddie in 911 7x06 | There Goes The Groom (Promo )

#tweedledee and tweedledum how do you lose a grown ass man lmao #911 #911 abc #911edit #911net #buddie #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #alielook #uservictoria #*my gifs #oh to be a fly on the wall. how am i supposed to wait two whole weeks for the next ep helpndjvbfjd #q

[wontonhasradsocks]

#dcmk #detective conan #dunno what chap it was but its from when uh #conan gets shot and he's talking w heiji at the hospital #n heiji's just like yeah idk man if my ass got shrinked i'd tell kazuha so maybe u should tell ran about your whole thing #and conan's like hmm. perhamps i shall..... #but then haibara pulls up and gently pushes him back into his little repression cave n_n

[handjawbgotdeleted]

one paper cut on that hand and it’s all over

#me #I hope I don’t get flagged for this #but these are in fact my new fave underwear #you can’t see it but my whole ass out #need a man behind me ASAP

[p4nishers]

this right here just shot me in the chest. loki offering a handshake to mobius bc they probably believed it'd be the last time they ever saw him and watching mobius disappear with TEARS in their eyes then looking at the hand mobius was holding as he disappeared like it holds the truth to the universe or some shit. like are you fucking kidding

#that was a whole ass love story they pulled there and NOBODY not even kevin feige himself could convince me otherwise tho that man could not #convince me that a chair was a chair but whatever. u get my point. #lokius #loki #mobius m mobius #loki spoilers #loki series #loki season 2

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you

#i thought googling ‘how to say gay’ in welsh would be funny but it just made me sad #i knew the uk in general had a problem with trans people but WOW it’s fucked up in wales like. there are 8 of you what are you doing #i feel bad now lmao #wales #my weird welsh hyperfixation has taken me places let me tell you #cymru #homophobia #gay #lgbt #lgbtqia #good omens #bbc staged #michael sheen #i thought he was just ‘oh i’m quiet about my personal life’ but that’s not even true like my man’s probably actually scared #what a fuckass country lmao awesome #uk politics #united kingdom #david tennant #what is it with this tiny ass island taking over the world and being shitty lmao and this is coming from an american #bisexual #<- bisexual gang gang feel bad you fuckin haters lol #yes the whole world is homophobic i know etc but it’s like outrageously bad out there apparently #stay mad that i think nationalism is dumb ‘how dare you ever have an opinion you american’ #you’re white you are not going to like where the power + privilege argument inevitably goes

[cloysterbell]

You guys went all in on becoming better people and you brought me along for the ride.

#leverage #leverageedit #leverage redemption #leverage redemption spoilers #eliot spencer #sophie devereaux #mine:photoset #faorism #for you bud #i love this man with my whole ass

[mortysmith]

first time meeting

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #in my mind their first interactions are forced and strenuous and awkward #rick is grieving and focused on his “bait” plan and he knows about the whole rick&morty dynamic. he doesnt want to talk to these people #and morty is on edge because like this weird ass old man just crashed into your house and . Is Living here now I Guess #AND THEYRE BOTH BIG FAT AUTISTS!!!! #one day they just start talking randomly idk. rick makes a joke around the breakfast table and asks morty if he thought that was funny #and then theyre inseparable

[skimmeh]

Space au JIMMY!!!

yes him!!! Like almost half of main cast designs are done haha!!!

Grian's design

Scar's design

Tango's design

Joel's design

Scott's design

Etho's design

#my art #mcyt #space death game au #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity fanart #man has long ass tags ..dam #anyway ..he fish bird guy #and talll #hhhhhhhhhhhh #we probably wont have all ref sheets done before the seires starts ...thatll take too long hah #we do plan to post soon #make a whole new blog gor this series too!!! #in the meantime hope you enjoy these ref sheets woth like lore bits teasers hah #cw gun #stareater au

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[vvalengogh]

it’s me and deacon walking around in his underwear for some reason against the world

#corvid chatter #fallout 4 #fallout #i just wanna know why my man walking with his whole ass out. please put on clothes we’re trying to save valentine

[anxious-omnipotence]

Quick reminder to everyone who is caught up on Penumbra: the Ruby 7 is still in Juno’s pocket, and Peter doesn’t know what Ruby actually is.

The next episode is going to be WILD.

#my man had a whole ass alien car in his pocket the entire episode and didn’t mention it once #ruby listing to Peter and Juno fight after chasing Peter halfway across the galaxy: 👁👄👁 #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #peter nureyev #penumbra podcast #tpp s5 #tpp spoilers #the ruby 7 #junoverse #jupeter

[dilfdyke]

i honestly do have pretty high hopes for the next season of dr who but the fact that theyre trying to market it as a rebrand while simultaneously leaning as heavily on nostalgia as possible is both funny and aggravating

#season 1 my ASS you brought back the same fucking director and composer and god knows how many other ppl #and then made THREE WHOLE FUCKING SPECIALS with dt. like that man hasnt had enough god damn specials in this show #this isnt a reboot ur just trying to remake s1-4. and i for one want to see something new

[comradekatara]

katara will see an elder, any elder, and be like “is anyone gonna respect them” and not wait for an answer. sokka could be like “katara they are literally stealing candy from babies right now,” but if they are above a certain age she does not care, in fact she is like “sokka how could you even say that!! the audacity!! that is a respected member of the community!!!!” like the closest she comes to realizing someone old sucks actually is with pakku, and even then she is inexplicably happy to find out that he’s gonna be her step-grandpa. meanwhile zuko sees literally any old person and is immediately like “ew i didn’t know raisins could talk”

#compare & contrast katara and zukos homophobia ableism and ageism stats 5 page essay double spaced due on friday #katara #zuko #sokka #pakku #no but it rly is so funny #how she likes and respects iroh for NO good reason #like toph likes iroh bc theyre genuinely buddies #aang likes iroh bc hes nice and charismatic and aang was asleep the whole time he was out there destroying the world. he doesnt know! #sokka is reasonably wary of iroh #but katara likes iroh even though she KNOWS who he is and what hes done #bc shes insane i guess. sad #probably bc kanna lectured her abt respecting her elders her entire childhood and it worked too well #sokka was already an obedient child so he didnt hear any of the lectures and just formed his own opinions #meanwhile katara is like 'oh man if i dont treat this war criminal w warmth and respect gran grans gonna beat my ass'

[rooolt]

Apollo four teens is honestly the episode of all time. The intro is a banger, they go so hard into the teen marriage, scary is insane, my bestie hero oak is there with all the drama she brings, and of course, Team Stunt Teenz

#Vividly remember listening to it when it came out and laughing my ass off the whole tine #Normal is also fully losing it the whole time like he’s in shambles for some reason it’s so funny #Everyone is being ridiculous and for some reason he’s playing the straight man role this episode I love it #Also links countdown in the intro song is my favorite part it catches me off guard every time #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[avensartt]

Some baby mans i used funny cat photos for ref

#danny phantom #dp #dp fanart #little baby man #phanart #i wont be able post until february cuz i am making a whole ass comic for truce and i need to draw for people irl for new year #unless i post the drawings on my skethbook #hmmm #aven draws