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#Oh my god team RWBY in their 30s?? yes please
n6918 · 2 years
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.wattpad.com/story/274754596-the-silver-sharingan-warrior&ved=2ahUKEwjJ-eGawMz3AhVnTDABHbPeCtwQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3F8d66rQQijBqdZQXk97lQ
(Y/n rose is a character from one of my stories on wattpad if you wanna follow his adventures threw remnant follow the link above but for now enjoy this crossover)
Worlds collide part 1
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(Scene open to glyndas combat class as everyone watches the intense fight between ruby and pyrrha)
Weiss: huh ruby sure has improved over the past few weeks
Blake: yeah its crazy to think she's the same girl that stuffed 50 cookies into her mouth in one inhale
Nora: and I can only do 30 pancakes in one inhale.....she's on a whole other level
(Behind teams RWBY and JNPR Cinder emerald mercury and mint(neo) can be seen watching the fight)
Emerald: uuuuuuggghhh I'm so bored
Mercury: I know right....hey cin can we skip class
Cinder: no we need to observe these fools so that we can defeat them later
Mercury: well something better happen
Emerald: yeah its so boring that Neo's praying
Mint(neo): [oh brother gods if you listening can you please send me a hot piece of ass with a huge dick to fuck me....amen]
As pyrrha and ruby get ready to clash again a red Portal opens above the arena and 5 individuals fall out and cause a large crash as every stares at the 5 people in shock
Ren: OH okay
Yang: WHO ARE THEY!!!
Jaune: IS THAT A-
Mercury: A SECOND CINDER!!!
Elsewhere Roman gains chill up his spine
Cinder2: uuuh my head....is everyone okay
Blonde boy: uuuuh my face Ada where are we
Ada: [stands up] looks like we're in ms goodwitchs class.......OH hey Blake
Blake: [looking at Ada with fear] A-adam
Ada: what........Tifa somethings wrong with blake
Tifa: you mean besides the usual
Cinder2: hey where's Y/n
Y/n: [pulls head from out of the floor] im right here babe
Cinder2: good can't lose my fearless silver eyed warrior now can I~
Y/n: hehe no you can't [kisses Cinder]
Cloud: KEEP THE PDA TO YOURSELVES!!!
Ada: THATS MY BOYFRIEND TOO!!!
Tifa: You 2 are incorrigible
Glynda: uuuh excuse me...Y/n was it
Y/n: yes my emerald eyed sunflower
Glynda: [blush] what did you just nevermind but who are you
Y/n: come on Glyn stop messing around its me Y/n Rose, leader of team CATC(Y) [Cataclysm] your boyfriend
Everyone: HER WHAT?!?!?!
Glynda:[BlushX10] MY WHAAATTTT!!!!
Cloud: i don't think we're in our beacon anymore
Tifa: oh ya think
To be continued
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ddullahan · 3 years
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31 and team RWBY?
“How do we keep getting into these situations?” Blake asks groggily. “Eleven years of friendship, and I still don’t know.” Weiss replies flatly, rolling her eyes skyward. Or rather, towards the ground. She's got blood rushing to her head, the ropes tying her to Blake's body digging into the tops of her shoulders. They're swaying upside down in a cavern echoing with water droplets. Lichen crawls over the slick walls, sunlight streaking through a gap in the rock. A group of mercenaries prowl around beneath them, twenty feet from their heads. Not the White Fang - the Fang are long gone. Either scattered or absorbed under the command of Blake's father. No, Weiss has no idea who these clowns are, and she's certain they don't know who they've captured. If they did, maybe they'd be less inclined to leave them unsupervised. Blake's ears flick against the back of Weiss' head as she wakes, a low groan filtering under her breath. "Fuck, I feel like I headbutted a boarbatusk," Blake grunts, shifting her shoulders. Weiss snorts, commenting quietly, "A boarbatusk would've been softer." "What happened?" "We were shopping in Mistral's marketplace and someone thought we looked expensive, is my best guess. My memory is, admittedly, a little fuzzy." "Points to them for being right I suppose." Weiss knocks the back of her head into Blake's head, growling, "You always choose the worst times for your jokes, you know that?" Blake huffs a laugh that ripples through the ropes holding them. "Consequences of association." "Yang is a plague of horrible jokes and timing. I'm ashamed you've fallen into her ilk." Blake's reply is all butter and satisfaction. "I'm not." Weiss fakes a gag, wiggling in their binds on a suffering groan. "Spare me. Please." "You always run away when I try to talk to you about this shit. I might as well take the opportunity to torture you, since we're just hanging." Weiss' struggling intensifies. "Blake Belladonna I will personally shove wet moss into your 'fun' drawer if you speak another word!" Blake's laughter grows loud enough to echo. "Priss. You'd have a 'fun' drawer too if you ever decided to live a little." "You shut your mouth!" Weiss says in a strangled shriek. She angles her chin up, calling down to the mercenaries stopped beneath them and staring. "Guard, I need a separate rope to dangle from. She's driving me insane." The mercenaries give her a flat look that rapidly changes into alarm as an explosion rocks the entire cave. Weiss and Blake swing precariously close to a wall with a collective yelp. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIRLFRIEND!" Comes a dark roar cracking off the cavern walls. Weiss tilts her head back to stare at a corner of the cave with mercenaries bolting from it as if their lives were at stake. Weiss can only think of how heavy her forehead feels with the weight of the blood in her body. Blake hums behind her, a smile in her voice. "Oh, I love it when she's protective." "Is that why you haven't gotten out of these toddler knots yet?" Weiss snarks with a huff. She yelps, flinching away as much as she can from a playful prod in her ribs. She attempts to shoot a sour glare over her shoulder but her neck doesn't bend that far, hissing, "You are a menace!" Blake just laughs, and the cave rocks again. They sway to the left this time, their auras fluctuating as Blake takes the brunt of their swing into the wall. Weiss spots a tornado of red and petals bursting through the mercenaries, followed by a streak of gold fire. Within moments the entire cavern is filled with groaning bodies. Ruby appears right below them, her silver eyes turned skyward to them. She sets the knife of Crescent Rose into the rock, tilting her head in a way that shifts her entire windswept fauxhawk to one side. "Are you guys okay?" She calls, her other hand set on her hip. The ropes go slack from Weiss' side before she can respond. She shrieks as her body slips through the ropes, plummeting only a few feet before she throws a glyph out to catch herself. She lands on the platform of runes with a whump, Blake’s laughter coming from above her.  Weiss sits up, raking her shoulder length locks out of her face with indignation. She points to Blake dangling from the rope they were tied with, her eyes narrowed. “I’m going to put salt in your tea for the next year.” “You would never, you love our tea times too much,” Blake grins. Black ribbons of her hair come loose from the small bun between her ears. A large scar sits across her flat nose, crinkling in the free smile she gives.  There’s a flutter of cloth by Weiss’ ear and her body shifts to the right automatically. Ruby flops down onto the glyph beside Weiss, red petals shedding from her hair and clothes. She bumps Weiss’ shoulder with a bright grin, only slightly breathless. “Did you let yourselves get caught again?” Weiss huffs, crossing her arms as she watches Yang make her way over to them. “Hardly. They took us by surprise.” Yang calls to them, the last of the flames evaporating from her hair. “What were you two doing? Must’ve been important.” Weiss stiffens, her eyes widening. She starts patting her clothes frantically. “Wait -” Blake drops down to them, landing on the crowded glyph just between Weiss’ legs. “Yang, catch.” She clasps her hand to Weiss’ and winks, abruptly falling backwards off the edge.  Ruby gives out a delighted laugh at the same time as her sister, Yang’s hair erupting in flames once more as she leaps. Blake is caught up in Yang’s arms halfway down, the pair landing and nearly stumbling on an unconscious mercenary. Weiss watches them laugh at each other and kiss between the gaps of her semblance, her heartbeat settling at the familiar weight in her hand. Until she feels a bump at her shoulder. Curious silver eyes peer at her hand, her lips pursed in a pout. “So what’d you get?” Weiss bites at her lip, feeling the metal in her palm as it scrapes over her callouses.  She pockets it, smiling at her best friend and partner disarmingly. “Maybe later.” Ruby’s eyes widen at the playful glint in her eyes, heartbeats before the glyph disappears beneath them. They both dissolve into pink and white petals, an echo of Weiss’ laugh left to clatter off the walls. Some things take time to decide, Weiss knows. But at least there is longevity in friendships like theirs.
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juanarc-thethird · 2 years
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An Opportunity Has Arrive (Christmas Special Part 2)
It's Christmas! It's time for children around the world to go to the Christmas tree and open their presents that Santa gave them. In the case of the RWBY team and company, it is time to exchange gifts. Secret Santa to be exact.
Ruby: Yes! A big jar full of cookies! Thank you Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: *Wearing a red scarf that Weiss gave her for Secret Santa* Your welcome
Ruby: Ok, so now is my turn. The person I have is mysterious-
Yang: Blake
Ruby: Is not! She likes to dress in black-
Weiss: It's definitely blake
Ruby: I'm not done yet! And she likes to read books.
Nora: Sooo Blake
Ruby: *Upset* Yes, it's Blake. Here *Gives the present to blake *
Blake: *Open the present and smile* A purple ribbon, thank you ruby.
Ruby: No problem.
Blake: Ok so my secret Santa is somebody nice…
Blake: Strong…
Blake: *Blushing* And has a Big…
Blake: *Seductively* Huge…
Blake: *A bit of drool coming out of her mouth* A massive…
Blake: *She gets serious instantly* Heart. Jaune, Merry Christmas. *She gives the gift to him*
Yang: Holy crap, Blake! For a second I thought you were talking about something else.
Weiss: Yeah like you're talking about "That"
Blake: *Smiling* What is “That” exactly?
Weiss: *Blushing* Well, you know?
Yang: *Smiles* Oh, I see what you're doing. Good one blake. *Looks at Jaune* What did you get, lover boy?
Jaune was white as a ghost and the present intact.
Ruby: Jaune are you ok?
Jaune: (Holy shit! I thought Blake was going to tell them my secret) I'm fine. I just remembered one of those random depressing memories that you try to forget but they always keep coming back
Ruby: *Worry* Okay, let's put that aside and tell us what Blake brought you.
Jaune opens the box and inside is an "X-ray and a Vav" comic.
Jaune: Awesome! Thank you Blake.
Blake: *Smiles* No problem.
Jaune: So I'm next, the person I have is Ener-
Nora: *Takes the present away* Its me! I saw that you got me. *Opens the present* Oh mi god! A sloth plushy! I love it.
They continue to give each other gifts. During that moment, Blake catches Jaune's attention and gestures for him to open the book. Inside is a note that reads, “Come to my rooms after Secret Santa is over, I have a present for you ~ Love Winter, PS. Bring Blake with you.” Jaune looks up to look at Blake and she winks at him.
Jaune: *Blushing* (Best Christmas ever)
Part 2 @darkvaga ------------------- *3hrs later*
Jaune: *panting*....haa......haa.....best...christmas......ever...
Blake: *grinning at winter* told you he'll like it
Winter: Indeed.....*laying on his chest* this was the best gift I've ever received
Jaune:..So....should we....get going before anyone gets suspicious?
Blake: Don't worry........we made sure no one will interrupt us
Jaune:.....Ren & Nora?
Winter & Blake: Ren & Nora....
Jaune: Ok.....no questions asked.....so...wanna just lay here for a while?
Blake and Winter: *purring*/ yes please
*30 min pass*
Winter: Hey jaune....blake
Jaune & Blake: yeah?/ hmm
Winter:....What's that smell.....is something burning
Blake:....Yeah.....i smell it too, what about you jaune?...........jaune?
Jaune: *eyes widen*.....oh OUM, NORA WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Nora:.......RUBY DID IT!
Ruby: HEY!
Jaune: *sighing*....unfortunately, i have to take care of this. Don't worry *kisses both women passionately* I'll be b ack soon *smiles warmly*
Jaune puts his clothes back on & rushes out the door
Blake: *Turning to winter* You know I never thought I'd be sharing with a Schnee
Winter: Well I feel the same way with you Belladonna
Blake: *Dawning a look of determination* I guess this only solidifies our family rivalry
Winter: *Sharing the same look* Indeed it does belladonna.....indeed it does
Both women hear jaune screaming
Jaune: HOW DID NORA OPEN A PORTAL TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE!
Ren: WE DONT KNOW! SHE DIDN'T DRINK ANY COFFEE THIS TIME!
Winter & Blake:..........
Winter: Is always this chaotic?
Blake:....You have no idea....
🎶Is the most wonderful time of the year🎶
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lokiarc64 · 3 years
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I had to do something for my namesake sooner or later! So enjoy!
Jaune: “Playing on his scroll”
Ren: Jaune what is that?
Ren: “Pointing at alligator Loki“
Alligator Loki: “Growling”
Jaune: Hmm?
Jaune: Oh that’s Loki.
Ren: Loki?
Nora: Oh my god he is adorable look at his little crown!
Pyrrha: Why do you have an alligator named Loki?
Jaune: I’m just watching him for Loki.
Pyrrha: Wait I thought the Alligator‘s Name was Loki?
Jaune: It is.
Ren: But his owners name is Loki to?
Jaune: It’s a long story. I couldn’t explain it even if I wanted to.
Nora: “Picks up Alligator Loki”
Nora: He so cute can we keep him?
Alligator Loki: “Angry Growling”
Jaune: Nora put him down or he mig-
Alligator Loki: “Bites Nora‘s hand”
Nora: Aw he likes me.
Jaune: 😐😐😐
Pyrrha: 😨😨😨
Ren: I should be surprised but at the same time I really should have seen this coming.
Cafeteria
Yang: Hey guys what’s with the gator
Alligator Loki: “Eating Steak”
Pyrrha: Jaunes taking care of an alligator for someone.
Weiss: Who in there right mind has an alligator for a pet and thought Arc would be perfect to take care of it.
Ruby: I love his little crown.
Nora: Right he’s so cute.
Velvet: Stop please it hurts.
Cardin: Not until you learned your lesson freak!
Blake: Damn Cardin.
Alligator Loki: “Walks towards Cardin”
Cardin: “Notices Alligator Loki”
Cardin: Why the hell is there an Alligator in here?
Alligator Loki: “Growling”
Alligator Loki: “Jumps toward Cardin and bites his hand”
Cardin: Ah Goddammit.
Cardin: “Let’s go of Velvet‘s Ear”
Velvet: “Walks away from Carnage”
Cardin: “Struggling to get Alligator Loki off”
Cardin: Let go damnit!
Alligator Loki: “Bites Cardin’s Hand off“
Cardin: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Teams Rwby & Jnpr: 😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨
Alligator Loki: “Swallows Cardin’s hand”
Jaune: “Runs toward Alligator Loki and picks him up”
Jaune: Sorry Sorry Sorry.
Jaune: “Runs away with Alligator Loki”
Team JNPR’s Dorm
Team NPR: “Looks around room”
Ren: Jaune where’s Loki?
Jaune: He’s back where he belongs.
Nora: Aw man I didn’t get to pet him one last time.
Ren: Nora he kept biting you.
Pyrrha: So he’s back with his owner?
Jaune: You could say that.
30 Minutes Earlier
Jaune: Here you go back in one piece.
Alligator Loki: “Growling”
Loki: Ah yes wonderful did he cause any problem?
Jaune: Yeah a bunch actually he-
Loki: Well he’s definitely a Loki.
Loki: The other well mes would be furious if we let this one get away for to long.
Jaune: “Places Alligator Loki on ground”
Jaune: Well here you go.
Loki: It takes a lot to handle a Loki maybe you could join my army once I return to Asgard.
Jaune: Uhh tempting offer but no thanks.
Loki: Hmph suit yourself, cmon you.
Alligator Loki: “Making gagging sounds”
Loki: Wha what is he doing?
Alligator Loki: “Throws up Cardin’s hand”
Jaune: …..
Loki: …..
Loki: Not even going to ask about that.
Jaune: Smart choice.
Loki: “Grabs Alligator Loki”
Loki: Well until next time I bid you a farewell.
Jaune: Uh yeah same:
Alligator Loki: “Goodbye Growl”
Loki: “Walks through green portal”
Awkward silence
Jaune: “Looks down at Cardin’s hand”
Cardin’s Hand: “Covered in Spit and missing pinky finger”
Jaune: Do you think Cardin would want his Hand back?
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RWBY Grimm Guardians Arc 3: Separated Union Ch 4
Side White II: Catching Up
Welcome back to Separated Union! Here is Side White II, which will have Weiss talk with Winter and Ruby, as well as catch up with them...albeit over the phone.
I decided to upload Side White II before Side Red II...for reasons you will see soon. Prepare for some Whiterose goodness! ^^
As usual, please give constructive criticism and enjoy.
Disclaimer: Still own nothing.
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(2: 30 PM)
“So…” Winter started. “I assume things are more or less positive on your end.” Weiss nodded, “More or less, yeah.” She sighed into the mic, “Dad’s still being a pain in the ass.” The heiress’s sister sighed in agreement, “When is he not?” “When he’s gone or asleep.” The younger of the sisters said. The oldest Schnee sibling snorted, “Nice comeback… Got that from your friends?” Weiss chuckled, “Something like that. Though Klein’s also been getting more vocal about his frustration.”
Winter nodded, “Good. He, like Mom, Whitley, and us, deserves better than our father and his shitty ‘ideals’.” “Couldn’t agree more.” The heiress sighed. After a few moments of silence, the eldest Schnee sibling asked, “I assume Mom isn’t doing well?” Weiss sighed again, “She struggles from time to time, but she’s trying…” “ Verdammte hölle… ” Winter growled. “That son of a fucker…” The middle sibling nodded, “Isn’t he? I swear, he’s getting close to getting himself killed.”
“That’d be wishful thinking.” Winter sighed. “At this point, he’s going to have to be arrested. Though, given his position, it’s...going to be hard to convince authorities of his crimes…” The heiress groaned, “Why does that not surprise me? So what now?” There was silence for a few moments, before Weiss said, “You don’t know, do you?” The heiress’s older sister sighed, “No idea… Hell, it’ll be a miracle if we actually get him arrested… Let alone sent to prison.”
“I could try to get you all out of there and under protection.” Winter suggested. Weiss sighed, “You know our father WILL find out. And he will do SOMETHING to get you into serious trouble.” The older of the two attempted to protest, “What happens to me doesn’t mat-.” The heiress, however, interrupted, “Of course it matters! You’re the only one who’s remotely safe from him!” “He WILL find out and get you in trouble...” Weiss explained. “If that happens, then what? He will make sure that you can’t even see us again.” There was silence on the other end of the scroll.
"Schwester , I know you want to make sure Mom, Klein, Whitley, and I are safe…” The heiress continued. “But I want you to be safe as well. And if our father finds out, then NONE of us will be safe....” Weiss bit her lip, “Please, Winter…” After another few moments, Winter gave a shaky sigh, “You….really ARE sounding like Mom…” The heiress lowered her head, “I’m sorry…” “It’s okay, Weiss…” The young woman said, wiping her tears. “I’m so proud, kleine schwester…. ”
Weiss was sure that Winter was feeling like she had failed at protecting her and Whitley, not to mention their mom and Klein, from Jacques. However, the heiress would reassure her that she was doing the best she could later. Right now, she needed to distract Winter with happier news. “So….I’m...thinking about confessing to someone…” Weiss said. The elder of the two hummed, still sniffling, “Oh yeah? Would it happen to be a certain red clad teenager?” The heiress sighed, “That obvious, huh?”
Winter gave a small smile, “A little. Though those girls have changed you for the better. Ruby, most especially.” Weiss paused, before nodding in agreement. Yang, Blake, and especially Ruby have helped her become someone...better. Someone she could be proud of… “So, how will you tell her?” The young woman asked her younger sister, a soft chuckle emerging as she heard Weiss panic in embarrassment.
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(9: 40 PM)
Weiss hummed into her scroll’s mic, “So, I assume you and Yang are doing well?” Her leader laughed, “Yeah, Yang’s been healing well. Both physically and emotionally. Blake’s calling her whenever she can to check up on her.” “Good!” The heiress said. “Is Gambol doing the same for Ember?” Ruby nodded, “Yeah. Though it’s...gonna be hard for them. Ember’s...been in a dark place since Beacon.” Weiss sighed, “I can’t blame her. Blake seemed to be having problems as well…”
“I assume...Pyrrha hasn’t returned yet?” The heiress asked carefully. She heard the younger teenager sigh over the scroll. “Still waiting. I’m sure Jaune is getting anxious...as is Nora and Ren.” Ruby said. Weiss nodded in agreement, “Nora and Ren saw her like a sister, right?” Ruby nodded, “Yeah. We know of Jaune’s relationship with her.” She then sighed, “Gods, I hope they get a second chance to express their feelings with one another.” “Agreed.” The heiress said. “Anything else on your mind?”
The red clad teenager nodded, before saying, “I’m...beginning to think Cres MIGHT.... MIGHT be my mom.” The older teenager froze. ‘ So, she’s piecing it together on her own… ’ She thought. ‘ Better late than never… ’ “I see. Have you asked her about it?” The heiress asked. The young leader sighed, “I feel like I might offend her. Tried once before and...well…” Weiss nodded, “Gotcha. Yeah, you might want to both get her to be in a good mood before doing that and tell her that you’re serious about it.”
“Besides, there’s no need to be in a rush yet.” She explained. “Take time to think about it if you need to.” Ruby nodded, before asking, “So, how’ve you been?” There was a groan, before the red clad teenager giggled, “That bad, huh?” “Like you wouldn’t believe. My father is a total saftsack .” The heiress said, growling. “The bastard is beginning to piss me off…” The young team leader nodded, “Certainly sounds like it… From what your mom has said, he’s...not a good person, is he?”
“Not even remotely…” Weiss sighed. “Mom began to have depressive episodes and return to alcoholism thanks to him…” She swore she could see Ruby’s shocked face, even over the scroll. “Are you serious!?” The young team leader asked. “That damn connard !” While the heiress didn’t understand Ruby’s native language, she could take a guess that the young leader shouted a swear word… Which, as far she was aware, was very unlike her. Then again….it had been several months…
It was possible that Weiss had forgotten… The heiress nodded, “That he is. Not sure how long Mom, our family butler, or my brother, let alone myself, can handle him for.” Ruby sighed, “Well…. Bad idea, but MAYBE you two could run.” Weiss choked on nothing; her own breath maybe… “Are you crazy!?” She asked, in a hushed whisper as to not wake the household. “We’ll be in more danger if we do that!” The young leader cringed a bit. She knew that reaction was coming.
“Maybe… But I’m sure your mom can find you two a safe way to join us.” The young leader suggested. There was silence for a few moments, queuing Ruby to sigh, “Weiss, you know I want you two to be safe, right?” The heiress nodded with a shaky breath, “I know…” “Then please trust me. The only way for you all to stay safe from your asshole father…” Her team leader started. “Is to GET the hell OUT of that mansion…and join either Yang and Ember or...Cres and I...”
Weiss stayed silent for another few moments, before saying, “I need to speak about it with Mom and Klein first…” Ruby nodded, “Of course, take your time, but please don’t wait too long.” “I know.” The heiress sighed. “You stay safe as well, okay?” The young leader nodded, “Of course! I have Mo-...Cres and Uncle Qrow to make sure of that. We’ll be arriving at an inn soon.” Weiss nodded, “Call me when you get the first chance tomorrow, please.” “Aw~. You care about my safety~.” Ruby teased.
“Dolt. I need to make sure you aren’t getting into danger as well.” The heiress blushed. Even after several months, she was still a bit of a tsundere. “I know.” Ruby grinned. “Call me when you get a chance too, alright? Please tell your mom and sister we said hi!” The heiress smiled, “I will. Good night.” “Night.” The young leader said, before the two hung up. Weiss then put her scroll down, sighing, “Damn it, Weiss. You had one job and you blew it.” She was annoyed that she couldn’t say three certain words to her partner...
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And that’s that. Yes, I know this didn’t have much, but in the show, I really wanted Weiss to reconnect with Ruby prior to Vol. 5. Same with Winter.
Though, I think I got Weiss’s thoughts down. Yes, Whiterose will be canon to this AU. Weiss just needs help confessing to Ruby.
Speaking of the young leader, Side Red II was out for Ruby’s birthday (October 31st)! That’ll be posted tomorrow. See you then.
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moistmailman · 5 years
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*Team RWBY and JNR are talking about their favorite celebrities*
Pyrrha, on her scroll, not paying attention to the conversation:
Jaune: Pyrrha? Hello? Are you listening?
Pyrrha: Huh? What? Did you say something to me?
Jaune: I asked if you met any celebrities in your life?
Pyrrha: Oh, well yeah. I met some in my life.
Jaune: Really? That's awesome. Have you met the female lead role for the new x Ray and vav movie?
Yang: Oh my god! I love her so much! She's such an amazing and sweet actress. Please tell us you met her before, P money.
Pyrrha: X Ray and Vav movie?........oh yeah, I met her once.
Ruby: Oh my gosh! Really?! That's so awesome! That must've been so cool.
Pyrrha, shrugging: Yeah, I guess........to be bad she's a terrible human being though. *Goes back to her scroll*
RWBYJNR:..............WHAT?!
Pyrrha: What?
Nora: What do you mean she's a terrible human being?! She's so sweet though!
Pyrrha: No, that's just a persona she has to get fans to like her. She's a terrible human being in reality. I participated in a charity event once, and that was when I met her. We talked for a little bit and got hungry, so we got some food afterwards at some restaurant. Although, they messed up my order because they were really packed that day, and I mistakenly told her about it. That was when I saw her true side. She exploded at the poor waiter, calling him trash and idiotic. He actually started crying.
RBYJNR, wide eyed:
Pyrrha: Meanwhile I was trying to stop her while telling the waiter it was alright, but she still didn't stop. She went on a rant about 'Do you know who we are?!' and how somehow we were better than them or something. She was flaunting her celebrity status around as if it was a trophy. It was really embarrassing. I went back to the waiter after she left and apologized like 30 times. I felt terrible.
RBYJNR, still wide eyed:
Pyrrha: Yeah, believe it or not but a lot of celebrities are absolute nightmares, especially the ones who act sweet.
Ruby:..........are you serious?
Pyrrha: Yep.
Yang: But I........she seemed so amazing though.
Jaune: Okay wait.......what about that one actor who just won that Oscar. You know, the lead star from the mafia movie?
Pyrrha: Oh, I met him once.
Jaune: And what was he like? Surely he wasn't terrible. He's seems so friendly.
Pyrrha: Actually he's incredibly racist against faunus.
Blake: WHAT?!
Pyrrha: Yeah. I was surprised too. But he's complete garbage. I overheard him talking about faunuses a little bit after I met him, and let me tell you something, yikes. We had an argument because of it before I decided to leave. But yeah, that guy is absolutely terrible.
Ren: My god.
*30 minutes of questions later*
Yang, absolutely heartbroken: NO! ARE YOU SERIOUS! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE LYING!
Pyrrha: Im sorry but I'm not.
Jaune: BUT SHE SEEMS SO AMAZING THOUGH!!! HOW COULD SHE BE TERRIBLE?! I LOVE HER MOVIES!
Pyrrha, shrugging: Hey, I'm telling that a lot of your favorite celebrities are actually not that great. They're are heartless people. I honestly don't really like other celebrities because of it. So many of them are fake.
Yang: My god. That's fucking terrible!
Jaune, worried: Wait wait, w-what about Keanu Reeves? Have you met him before?
Pyrrha: Yes, i have.
Jaune: Oh for the of God, don't give us bad news.
Pyrrha: Keanu Reeves is an absolute angel in every way possible and we aren't worthy of him.
RWBYJNR: OH THANK GOD!
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