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TBOSAS on Crack short take (63)
*What are the Hungers Games for?* Read [this] first.
Sejanus: My love, my Snow Angel, wake up~. It’s almost lunchtime.
Coryo: *is half asleep* Five more minutes, Babe.😴
Sejanus: Ok! Anything for my pretty Snow Bae~.😍
Clemensia: Ugh. You’re so bad at this, Plinth.
Sejanus: Bad at what?
Clemensia: Watch and learn, lover boy. *grabs Coryo’s shoulders and shakes him like a rag doll* Wake the f*ck up, Snowy! Wake up! The school is giving away free food and money!
Coryo: *wakes up* Free food?! Free money?! Where?!
Clemensia: I lied.
Coryo: Clemmie, you’re cruel.
Clemensia: I’m normal.
Coryo: Doubt-
Clemensia: Snowy, be a dear and wake our professional dumpster diver, will you?☺️
Coryo: Fine. *turns to Festus* Bestie, Pup and Percy Price are playing Patty Cake without you again.
Festus: *immediately wakes up* Pup, you lying traitor!
Livia: Pup is not even here, you idiot.
Festus: Then where is he?!
Livia: I don’t know-
Felix: He’s currently hiding from the lunch lady again.
Festus: Lol. Did he “borrow” her hairnet again?
Felix: Worse.😔 He stole her golden spatula in the name of research.
Festus: *gets up and salutes* May the odds be ever in our brother’s favor.🫡
Felix: *salutes back* So be it.
Coryo: So be it. I’m hungry. Let’s go, Babe.
Sejanus: Yey! Hold my hand, my love-
Dr.Gaul: *blocks the exit door* Children, sit down.
Coryo: But it’s lunchtime-
Dr.Gaul: Sit.
Coryo: But I’m hungry.
Dr.Gaul: Starve.
Vipsania: *gasps* She said a forbidden word! She said a forbidden word!
Coryo: The audacity!
Livia: Dr. Gaul, can I leave? I have to fix my makeup real quick.
Dr.Gaul: Sure. Go ahead, girl.
Livia: Bye, losers! *walks out*
Urban: Yo, that ain’t fair, Doc!
Dr.Gaul: It’s Dr. Gaul to you, Mr. Canville. Besides, Mama Cardew is a monster.
Sejanus: You’re a monster!
Dr.Gaul: What are you gonna do about it, boy?
Sejanus: I will cry!
Dr.Gaul: That’s what I thought.
Persephone: That is still a form of favoritism, Dr. Gaul.
Dr.Gaul: Says the nepo cannibal.
Persephone: *starts crying* That was one time! One time!😭
Lysistrata: Dr. Gaul, that was uncalled for-
Dr.Gaul: Do you want Mama Cardew to burn our economy to the ground?
Lysistrata: No-
Dr.Gaul: Then shut your useless mouths before I shut them for you!
Persephone: Festus, Baby, hug me!😭
Festus: *hugs Percy and comforts her* There, there, Percy Price. Dr. Gaul is just a hallucination. She ain’t real. She’s just a bad dream.
Iphigenia: *raises hand* Dr. Gaul.
Dr.Gaul: Yes, pet?
Iphigenia: Can I fix my makeup too?
Dr.Gaul: No.
Felix: Wow. ✨Cardew Nepotism✨ really does work like a charm.
Coryo: Eh. ✨Cardew Nepotism✨ sucks. It only works on crazy people with real power.
Sejanus: I wish my nepotism is as good as hers.😞
Coryo: Don’t be too sad, my love. Our ✨Plinth-Snow Dynasty✨ will rule them all someday.
Sejanus: Along with our 24 gorgeous children?🥺
Coryo: Whatever you say, Babe.
Sejanus: 24 and more children?
Coryo: *sighs* 24 and more.
Sejanus: Coryo, Kiss.😘
Coryo: Sure-
Dr.Gaul: Not in front of me and my pit bull rabbit, you fools!
Coryo: Then let us go! I’m starving! I need to eat my pecan pie without looking at you!
Apollo: Yo, I have to buy a new bottle of glue.
Vipsania: Can somebody help me find my other shoe?
Persephone: I want my precious meat stew!😭
Dennis: I have an illegal business to attend to!
Diana: Does anyone have a new copy of ✨Me Before Hugh✨?🥺
Hilarius: I want to buy expensive shampoo-
Felix: Not now, Hilari!
Festus: Let us go! Let us go! Let us go-
Dr.Gaul: No! Nobody is leaving this classroom without answering the most important question of the day!
Lysistrata: The most important question?
Io: What is love?😀
Dr.Gaul: Ms. Jasper.
Io: Yes?
Dr.Gaul: Go cry in the corner before I give you and your parents another demerit.
Io: Ok.😞
Urban: So what’s the question?
Dr.Gaul: I’m so glad you asked, Mr. Turban.
Urban: It’s Urban-
Dr.Gaul: Tell me, children, what are the Hunger Games for?
Urban: I’m too angry to answer that stupid question-
Clemensia: To commemorate the war!
Dr.Gaul: Good. What else?
Diana: To commemorate the fallen heroes?
Dr.Gaul: Lame.
Dennis: To punish the rebels?
Dr.Gaul: Boring.
Felix: To punish those who stole my granduncle’s last bits of sanity!
Dr.Gaul: Lol. Nice try, brat. President Ravinstill was already crazy from the start.
Felix: But-
Dr.Gaul: He was born crazy and he will die crazy.
Felix: That’s kinda rude-
Dr.Gaul: Next!
Juno: To remind the Districts that we can be evil and ✨fabulous✨ at the same time!
Dr.Gaul: You’re not wrong, but-
Sejanus: To commemorate how cruel the Capitol is!
Dr.Gaul: Lol. Is that all?
Coryo: To Commemorate Drunk Dean Highbottom’s loser ass loser life!
Dr.Gaul: Correct- No! Not correct!
Coryo: To commemorate how angry and hungry I am right now!
Dr.Gaul: That’s still wrong-
Coryo: Let me go! I’m hungry! I need to eat my f*ckin’ pecan pie before I go feral!
Dr.Gaul: Mr. Snow-
Coryo: *is now in “feral” mode*
Sejanus: Not again-
Coryo: *is now acting like a feral wet cat* My pecan pie!
Sejanus: Babe, calm down-
Coryo: *hisses like a cat, shoves Dr. Gaul to the side, and quickly runs away* Bye, b*tch!
Lysistrata: Why is Coryo running like a skinny cat on crack?!
Sejanus: Festus, get the ropes! My poor darling lost his mind again!😭
Lysistrata: Again?!
Festus: Yeah. Poor Snowy goes full “feral” if he doesn’t eat something before lunchtime.
Hilarius: That’s wild, bro.
Festus: That’s just his weird irreversible war trauma working overtime.
Sejanus: It gets even worse if you don’t feed him his daily cabbage.😞
Hilarius: Well, that’s sad.
Clemensia: Felix.
Felix: Yes, Clemmie?
Clemensia: Are you 100 percent sure that our “prestigious” school is not secretly a mental asylum for the rich and Coryo?
Felix: I hope not.
Lysistrata: Weewoo.
Felix: I really hope not.
Pup: *comes out of nowhere holding a golden spatula* But seriously, what are the Hunger Games for?
Dr.Gaul: F*ck them kids.
#tbosas#crack post#crack ship#snowjanus#snowplinth#coriolanus snow#president snow#sejanus plinth#lucy gray baird#dr gaul#felix ravinstill#festus creed#clemensia dovecote#livia cardew#casca highbottom#lysistrata vickers#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#the hunger games#suzanne collins#alternative universe#thg fic#thg incorrect quotes#tbosas fic#tbosas incorrect quotes#thg fanfiction#crack treated seriously#crack fic
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“Hi babylove. Everything okay?”
“Hi Stan,” Patty answered, her voice kind of weird and distant, with a soft rumble in the background the way it sounded when she was speaking on her car’s Bluetooth phone speaker. “Everything’s okay, but I just got off the phone with Ms. Lucy.”
Stan’s heart plummeted. “Ms. Lucy from daycare? Is Georgie okay?”
“Georgie’s fine,” she said, cryptically. Stan could tell she was holding back a laugh. “But he needed a change of clothes, and when Ms. Lucy went to get him dressed, she found the spare outfit in his backpack to be… uh… not school appropriate.”
“Oh goddamnit Richie,” he groaned, as Patty laughed heartily on the other end. He knew having Richie and Eddie babysit Georgie over the weekend was a bad idea. “What did the shirt say? How badly do I need to kill him?”
“She wouldn’t say,” Patty giggled. “The kids were in earshot.” Stan groaned again, but Patty continued. “I’m on my way with a replacement now, I’ll let you know when I get there.”
Ten minutes later, Stan’s phone vibrated with a text, the picture of the offending shirt filling his screen along with crying laughing and blushing emojis from Patty.
He called Richie immediately.
“Rrrrichie Tozier speaking!”
“I had a ball at Dick Tozier’s ‘Letting it all hang out’ Tour?!” he cried, drawing more than a few stares from coworkers but not giving a damn. “Are you kidding me, Richard?!”
Richie burst into laughter. “Oh fuck, did you find that?”
“No,” Stan snapped. “But his daycare teacher did, you asshole!”
Richie continued laughing, even harder.
“Eddie was supposed to be watching you!” Stan cried, the tiniest hint of a smile breaking through.
“Wait, wait,” Richie gasped between laughs. “It was his fucking idea!”
“Did Stan find the shirt?!” He heard Eddie say, softly but excitedly in the background.
Stan rolled his eyes. “I hate you both!” he called out. Both Richie and Eddie laughed. “I can’t believe Ben is the only Loser I can trust with my child. You’re all worthless.”
“What about Mike?” Eddie offered, clearly on speakerphone now. “Oh wait, he’s living in his van.”
“Still a better choice than you dumbasses,” Stan said with a smirk.
They all laughed again, knowing they’d be back to babysit again in no time.
#reddie#car’s fanfiction#stan uris#patty uris#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#love me some stanpat kiddo
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Reddie Fic Recs
Okay so these are the ones I go back to and reread constantly!! All listed have multiple chapters, impeccable grammar/structure, and RIDICULOUSLY good characterization/dialogue. Theyre also all located on AO3. My obsession is too late for peak fandom interactions so these are what keep my hyper fixation alive.
1. In The Heat Of The Summer (You’re So Different From The Rest) by Kaboomslang
There’s a heatwave in L.A., the first time Richie sees Eddie naked.
Or
One very hot year in the life of two idiots in love, working shit out.
It is so so so so fucking good I can’t stand it. It’s an Eddie Lives AU that is 15 Chapters and 109,525 words of pining and comfort and beauty. Eddie comes to stay with Richie in LA after the events of It Chapter 2. Literally my only complaint is that Stan stays dead however the characterization of everyone and the way the writer handles their grief more than made up for it.
2. A Strange Sense of Familiarity by Katranga
“So Eddie, what brings you to the bar tonight?" Richie asked. "Gonna rebound from the divorce? Pick up a hot young twenty-something to feel young again?”
“Fuck you,” Eddie said, jutting his chin forward. “What a terrible way to ruin the mood.”
“I’m sorry, all my moods are poorly cultivated. What mood were you looking for?”
A nervous lump grew in Eddie's throat. He threw back his drink to get rid of it.
Hand wrapped around the glass he’d just slammed back onto the bar, he said, “The mood that gets me leaving with a schlubby forty-something.”
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Pre-chapter two, Eddie and Richie meet and don't remember each other, but have an instant connection anyway...
This may be my favorite fic of all time. This is a Canon Divergence AU where Richie and Eddie meet at a bar prior to the events of It Chapter 2 and start sleeping together. Eddie is divorced so there’s no infidelity storyline (which I appreciate) HOWEVER Richie is still famous and in the closet so there’s still the secret love affair storyline (that I love). The characterization is literally perfect, it has amazing dialogue, and my boy Stan is alive and involved. The OCs are so so good too and I’m beyond obsessed with all the thought the author obviously put into it.
3. Sweeter By The Hour by Katranga
rich. 25. i can be your angle 😇... or yuor devil 😈
Edward. 38. Please don’t call me daddy.
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Richie’s a struggling standup comedian slash bartender with a side hustle of sexting rich guys for cash. Eddie is recently divorced, recently out, and reluctant to dive into either the dating or hookup scene. He decides to give Sugr, a 'dating app with no commitment', a shot.
Katranga NEVER MISSES. Even though the losers club is in a completely different universe, the characterization and dialogue is so them that it scratches every itch in my brain. This is such a funny and adorable AU I would recommend to anyone that needs a break from the high stress and extremely high stakes of the traditional It Universe.
4. Here In Your Arms by kaspbrak_kid
Richie had no idea what to expect when Stan and Patty asked him to be their daughter's godfather, but it definitely wasn't becoming the part-time dad to a newborn.
This fic makes me cry like a bitch in the best way possible. This is a several years later fic in a Eddie and Stan Lives AU where Richie becomes godfather to Stan and Patty’s firstborn. This is so so special to me because it perfectly preserves The Loser’s Club dynamics in a safe environment and gives me all the found family warm fuzzies I so desperately need. As usual the characterization is phenomenal and Richie and Eddie’s relationship throughout this fic is so so special to me.
5. Richie Tozier’s Five-Step Mission in Getting Over His Childhood Sweetheart by MissDinahDarling
Alternatively: five times Richie tries to get over Eddie and the one time he gets under him instead.
This fic is so so fucking funny I love everything about it. Its also a Stan and Eddie Live AU and thehe dialogue and losers club dynamics are so so funny. I love seeing little snippets of how the losers lives are moving on and especially appreciate that Bev and Ben didn’t move as quickly as some fics do. Richies denial and stupidity are so relatable and its an extremely comforting read.
6. River by Unicornpoe
The thing—the thing is that Eddie hasn’t seen Richie in nearly five years.
They’ve gotten good at avoiding each other. They alternate holidays and get-togethers, only showing up when they’re sure the other won’t be present. They’re still in the same fucking city but Eddie makes sure to shop on the other side of town from their old place where Richie still lives, makes sure not to go to any of Richie’s favorite restaurants or bars or cafes or goddamn park benches. Eddie doesn’t join in on the Losers’s group FaceTime sessions when he knows Richie’ll be joining, and Richie does the same for him.
They couldn’t make their relationship work, but they’re fucking experts at being exes.
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Eddie goes to spend the holidays at Bill and Mike's cabin in Vermont, and is surprised when Richie is already there. Things get worse when they're snowed in alone. Things get even more worse when Eddie remembers that he's still in love with him.
This fic gives me the most acute sense of profound longing I’ve ever had in my life. The EXTREMELY angsty hurt/comfort au I’ve ever read in my life. Not extremely inclusive of the rest of The Losers Club, but it hits hard.
7. This Will Be (An Everlasting Love) by camerasparring
Just as the last car is passing them, Prince Charming makes a snuffling noise and Eddie freezes, still pressed on top of him. He’s suddenly aware of every single place they’re touching, and Eddie thanks the brutal Chicago cold - there’s no way he could pop a boner when it’s this freezing. God, he hates himself.
The man opens his eyes for a moment and looks directly into Eddie’s eyes. Eddie’s mouth hangs open. He tries to smile, but he doesn’t think he achieves it. Instead, he swallows and says:
“Merry Christmas.”
The guy passes back out without a word.
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or, the While You Were Sleeping AU no one asked for. Set Christmas 1995 and the gang is late 20's/early 30's
I read this before ever even hearing of the movie While You Were Sleeping. While the movie is now one of my favorites, it is absolutely nothing compared to the hilarious romcom of this fic. Found family! Secrets! Drama! Stan the mother fucking man! It is so so good and gives me all the good feelings the holidays provide whenever I read it.
8. Scratch On The Moon by Vulcanodon
Eddie Kraspbak has put aside his old life for good. He drives a stagecoach now and keeps to himself- his days of running with the Denbrough gang are long gone. But when two old friends show up and tell him they have unfinished business back in Derry, Eddie can’t resist the chance to put a final nail in the coffin of the past…and maybe find out why Richie broke his promise all those years ago.
“I’ll take left if you take right,” Eddie calls out but when he looks over Richie isn’t even firing his gun; he’s looking at Eddie with a strange, unreadable expression on his face.
“What is it?” Eddie asks, panicking. “Are you hit?”
“No,” Richie says, “I just. I just wanted you know. That I…that I feel the same way.”
“What?” Eddie asks, totally lost. A bullet whistles past his ear.
“I mean I...” Richie says, as if he’s struggling to get it out. “I feel the same way about you. I mean. That I always did.”
“Could we maybe postpone this conversation?” Eddie says, having to yell over the gunfire. “To a time when we aren’t getting shot at?”
Are you gay? Is longing and the tragedy of wasted time your guilty pleasure? Did you read River by Unicornpoe and want more? Do you like westerns? READ THIS FIC AND COME TALK TO ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
9. You Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog (And They Call It Puppy Love) by Fluffifullness
Okay, Richie, so you’ve just been Shaggy Dog’d, you’re either kicking it in the weirdest of all possible afterlives or you never died and the sewer clown is punking you. What next?
(or: Eddie makes it out of Derry, gets a divorce, and adopts a dog.)
Richie gets “Shaggy Dog’d” after he sacrifices himself for Eddie during the events of It Chapter 2. Grief, pining, and Richie’s internal monologue being fucking hilarious. And STAN LIVES!!!!!!
10. Thanks For Pudding Up With Me by Mooeydooey
Eddie Kaspbrak was once one of the most influential professional chefs in New York. After an unfortunate incident in his kitchen, he loses his job and most of his earnings. Down on his luck, with no where else to go, he accepts a job offer with the ragtag 'Prospect Test Kitchen' in Boston.
What starts as a small passion project, making cooking tutorials online, becomes a lot more complicated and bigger than they could ever imagine when Bill brings in a new addition to their team. A comedian with a shocking background and surprise talent for culinary arts: Richie Tozier.
Eddie's the only one who doesn't like the new recruit, but Bill bribes Eddie into giving Richie a chance. At the end of six months, Richie's contract will expire. Eddie will get to decide whether they offer him a contract renewal, or refuse to re-hire him.
Things are heating up in the Prospect street Test Kitchen! Will Eddie stick to his guns, and keep his dignity? Or will he get lost in the sauce?
SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! An absolutely genius buzzfeed-esque au that is exactly what I need when I want a laugh. My favorite parts are when they go into like a third person screenplay mode for describing the events in the videos. I cannot get enough of this enemies(?) to friends to lovers au and I’m so so glad it exists.
11. A Fistful of Coal Dust by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Eddie Kaspbrak usually works alone. For a bounty hunting mage, this is unheard of; dangerous, foolhardy. But for Eddie - stricken with a dangerous abnormality to his magic - it's the safest way to survive.
When a new bounty takes him to the backwater town of Derry, he's not expecting anything more than a hard job done right for good money. But Eddie's past is about to catch up with him, and Derry could face the consequences. He'll have to team up with a rag-tag bunch of misfits - a sheriff with too much on his shoulders, a tavern owner haunted by loss, and four other hunters with their own secrets and motivations - if he wants to survive.
And maybe, if he's lucky, he'll get an answer to the one question that's been bugging him since he got to Derry: Who is Richie Tozier, and what does he want from Eddie?
A super fun Steampunk-Western-Magic-Bounty Hunter AU that has the perfect ratio of action, drama, and intrigue. I have no idea how the author came up with such an amazing idea and how they were able to do so much incredible world building but I absolutely LOVE IT.
If anyone reads any of these fics I would love to talk about them and hear what you think! They’re all so so so special to me and stay on my fic rotation, so if y’all have any suggestions for me too I’m happy to check them out!
#reddie#it chapter ii#it#richie trashmouth#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#beverly marsh#stan uris#bill denbrough#mike hanlon#ben hanscom#the losers club#hanbrough#benverly#patty uris#stanpat#fic rec#it fic recs#losers club
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hc where stan accidentally finds out that richie and eddie are dating. it happens one time when stan is hanging out with eddie post-derry 2.0, eddie happens to be in atlanta for a work thing and he and stan plan to meet and catch up. they’re out for dinner, and when eddie is in the bathroom, stan’s phone on the table starts to buzz. except, stan doesn’t realize that he and eddie happen to have not only the same make and model of phone, but also the same phone case, so when stan picks up the phone he thinks is his, it’s actually eddie’s.
stan doesn’t realize until he reads the notification, which is a text from richie (or, as the contact name reads: richie💗, which stan thinks is weirdly affectionate for eddie to put as the contact name of just a friend). stan honestly didn’t mean to snoop, but he read the text without thinking, which said “i miss you so much. can’t wait until you’re back home”, followed by numerous heart and kissy-face emoticons.
now, stan didn’t have to be a genius to put two and two together. from richie’s contact name, to the contents of the text, plus the fact that richie and eddie have been “roommates” for the past six months with eddie showing no sign of moving out any time soon... stan quickly puts two and two together.
stanley quickly puts the phone back down, exactly back to how it was sitting on the table as eddie comes out from the bathroom, and he doesn’t bring it up. he watches eddie check his phone, fail to hold back a smile as he reads the text, then quickly continue on with their conversation about how patty’s coming along with her pregnancy before stan can ask what it is he’s smiling about.
stan doesn’t ask eddie about it. he doesn’t ask richie about it the next time he sees him either, and when some of the losers take a trip out to L.A. and stay with richie and eddie for a few days, stan pretends not to notice that the two “roommates” are sleeping in the same bedroom.
even when richie and eddie come out a few months later and tell their friends that they’re dating, stan puts on his best performance to act surprised, but deep down he just feel so happy for them and proud of them. eventually, though, years later, he can’t keep it a secret anymore when he’s talking to eddie about his relationship with richie, and eddie brings up that “he can’t believe nobody noticed that they had been dating.”
stan can’t help it. he lets out a little laugh, and when eddie questions him about it, he spills the entire story of when he accidentally looked at eddie’s phone years earlier and put together the whole thing. eddie is quite embarrassed (mostly because someone had witnessed the gushy messages he and richie send each other), but he’s mostly... thankful. thankful that stan never said anything, that he never told anyone about it, that he just pretended he didn’t know to respect his and richie’s privacy.
although, eddie supposed it wasn’t very surprising. after all... stan the man was always the best friend eddie ever had.
#queue'll float too!#stanley uris#stanley uris hc#eddie kaspbrak#richie tozier#reddie#reddie hc#reddie headcanon#it#it au#it hc#it 2017#it 2019
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Joel, holding a baseball bat: There’s no need to be afraid of me. I don’t bite.
Mort, standing a safe distance away: Yeah, but do you wack?
Joel:
Joel: I don’t bite.
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Charles: I don’t know about this, Jake.
Jake: The last time you said that Hoffer you ended up loving it.
Charles: The last time I said that you were holding a bag of durian flavored chips; now you’re holding a roman candle. They are two very different things.
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Nate: You remind me of a Russian doll.
Alicia: Aw, thank yo—
Nate: Full of yourself.
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Kato: If anyone has any questions, ask me.
Bobbie: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Kato: ... If anyone has any RELEVANT questions, ask me.
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Wendy (a warlock): Do we not have a plan?
Sam, playing barbarian: Who needs a plan? I’ve got an axe.
Sam: *starts running ahead*
Kato, the very tired DM: An axe is not a plan!!!
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Flick: One time Jake and Juniper were having a heated argument in the car and Juniper took Jake's Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Jake looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.
Buddy:...And Jake’s still alive?
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Dad: Tell your mother everything is fine.
Joel: Hey, Mom! We haven't eaten for days, your plants are dead, and I'm dropping out of school. Love ya, bye!
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Kato: What? Didn't I specifically tell you not to do specifically, exactly just that?
Alex: Actually, specifically, you said not to *humiliate* you by doing that. So, we won't!
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Richard: 99% of the time, whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved!
Joel: Can't you have a little faith in that last 1%?
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Buddy: *screams*
Joel: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Flick, concerned: Um, shouldn’t we do something?
Patty: No, I want to see who wins this time.
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Jake: Fun fact of the day: pen ink tastes like almonds..... don't try to suck the ink out of your pens kids it's disgusting and makes your mouth feel funny.
Patty: Why would you even do that?
Jake *shrugs*: I was bored.
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Bobbie at Alicia’s house: I love jacuzzis!
Bobbie: Sometimes I pretend that I'm getting captured by witches and they're using me to make soup!
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Juniper: I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but this is a great plan and I’m really impressed with you guys.
Buddy:
Nate:
Sam: Don’t listen to her, this is a great plan.
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Wendy: Kato, are you sure you don't wanna use my graduation speech? It goes like this: Later, losers.
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Alicia: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late with an iced coffee. Please respect that.
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Juniper: I am so hungover. I have never been this hungover. Are we dead?
Alex: I feel great, I ran 5k this morning.
Flick: Really?
Alex: No I threw up in the shower.
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Joel: My life is a cautionary tale, but like a cool, flashy one that instead of inspiring people to do better it inspires them to be more chaotic
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Juniper: can we go to a haunted house?
Mom: what’s wrong with the one we live in?
Joel: wh- wait what?!
Mom: goodnight Children.
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Humphrey: Mr. Jake, what’s your favorite food?
Jake, deadpan: Children.
Flick: JACOB!
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Nate: Are you crazy?
Joel: Legally no, there's not a word for my condition.
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Charles: [casually taking four stairs at a time]
Wendy, falling behind: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fu-
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Kato: Dear people who won’t stop asking- Yes, I am actually feeling fine, and yes, I really have been getting a decent amount of sleep at night!
Kato *bites into an onion*
Kato: Hey, this apple tastes like shi-
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Richard: *puts a cup down over a spider*
Joel: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Jay’s*
Richard: Come on, Joel, please no, don’t… DON’T—
Joel: *starts shuffling the cups*
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Jake: Hoffer, in your professional opinion, how would I die?
Charles: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.
Nate: That’s a shame.
Patty: *slightly raises finger in question*
Charles: You slip in a tub.
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Buddy about Jake: I'd follow him to hell and back, but I wish he'd stop going there.
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Bobbie: I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life" as if the rest of my existence hasn't been absolute clown shoes.
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Alicia: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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Juniper: When I was small-
Kato: *chuckles* Was?
#growing up game#bobbie grail#kato ababio#charles hoffer#gug alicia#alicia#richard p. nelson#nathan prior#Jake Fletcher#patty valentine#gug buddy#gug mort#wendy cooke#flick bowers#Sam Gordon#alex beaufort#gug mc#joel mcgee#juniper mcgee
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What are you favorite DMC character dynamics? (outside of Dante and Patty) Which ones would you want to see more of?
Hi, dear anon, thank you for sending the asks! It`s pretty fun to write them and I hope it is entertaining for you to read the replies
Sooo, the answer should be fairly obvious here hehe. DMC is a series that is literally built around the Loser Sparda Twins, much more than any other game series that comes to my mind. Dante is the heart and soul of the games - he is the living impersonation of the family theme, which is the underlying main theme of the games, underneath all the fun demon slaying; Dante is the core of the games, so that makes Vergil the living impersonation of all the struggles that come with family bonds, and at the same time he is the main advocate and victim of the 'fun violence' the series is known for. I don`t think you can like the series without falling heels over for these two blockheaded idiots and their family drama.
Actually, the family drama is how I ended up in the DMC. I saw the trailer for definitive 5 (the one that goes 'Hes your brother?; Hes your father; Nero is my son?'), the one that shamelessly spoils the plot, and hell yeah I`m down for that. So I checked some videos, bought 5 and Vergil, and here I am, in this very deep and sticky swamp known as DMC.
As you can probably tell, I adore Dante&Vergil trying, failing, and trying again to restore their brotherly bond. I have all the angst/hurt/comfort gen fics bookmarked in their respective tag on ao3, and I mean ALL of them.
Their duality and the way twins embody the principle of complementarity towards each other is fascinating to me. It is also why I adore the ending of 5, and have no idea where to take the series in a possible next game, since the conflict that the series was built upon since the beginning has been solved.
You`ve asked about the relationships other than Dante&Patty, but its like my second favorite in the franchise, I have to write some words about it. I adore them because I believe Patty came into Dante`s life at a very low place, and he really needed someone to be there for him, even if he himself out loud said he wanted to be left alone. Patty was persistent and sweet in a way a small girl can be, and her constant pestering was a good distraction and a helpful nudge for Dante. Also, her backstory is way too close to home for him (an orphan on the run from demons) and I think that protecting her (like covering her eyes to hide the bloodshed) did give him some closure with his own childhood trauma.
Other relationships... and mostly fanon-made. DMC is extremely character-centric, yet not character-centric at all because most of the emotional stuff about anyone fans have to guess or make up. Sooo this is just headcanons below mostly.
Dante&Nero! I think Dante is the Uncle material, if post-twins-return he will start actually trying to be an uncle he would win the Worlds Best Uncle Award for sure. However, first he would have to explain a lot to Nero and that would be...interesting to see. Weve seen that Nero can hold his grudges for a long time (just like his dad), so fixing their relationship is gonna be a big task for Dante, but I also think Nero can come to understand why Dante acted the way he did and forgive him. Nero also very slightly partially to blame because, kid have you looked in a mirror? Ever? But its probably just...a writing loophole. Anyway, back to the uncle and nephew - I`d love to see them share interests! These two obviously have a lot in common, so it`d be fun if they tried to rock jam sometime, have an arms practice, talked guns, etc. It feels like Dante would be up for pretty much any activity together. Also, the noogies. Nero gets ALL the noogies for the 20+ years they should have known each other. There is no escape.
Vergil&Nero are great, of course! I`m sure they can work out their relationship together. Vergil is good father material, he`ll do just fine.
I`d love to see the sparda trio do something together! My personal headcanon is that they would all enjoy a symphonic rock orchestra show (because orchestra makes the classic rock songs sound almost better than the original, and I`m projecting very much here)
I really want to see more Nero/Kyrie! They had very little time to show their relationship and they are very sweet) And Kyrie herself really needs more screentime, her only character trait is pretty much 'neros girlfriend' and she needs more than that. Her concept art in armor is GREAT actually, and it should`ve been the one in-game. There is a fic on fanfiction The Emptiness is so Real by Night Companion where I think the author capture the Kyrie we should have gotten. The Kyrie that has grown around church, but also very close to military men and she should know the consequences of their lifestyle, as well as be able to help them. Her kindness should not be unassuming and naive, but firm and deliberate.
The undercharacterisation issue goes the same for Lady, Trish and Lucia. All of them need actual arcs and development and badly. Lady had a very tiny little bitty hint at having her own emotional struggle with family drama in 5, but that`s just not enough. All of them are almost identical to their first appearance in the series, and while, understandable as they are side-characters, this becomes a huge problem when they are returning side-characters, in every game entry. The ladies need their own stories.
(sidenote: I don`t ship Dante with anyone, mostly because I feel like he has had quite enough problems on his own and a relationship on top of that would only drag him, and the person down. But if I were to ship Dante with someone I`d go with Lucia)
Other characters that I wish had more character are the Devil Arms! They were very sentient and talktative in 3 and we had Balrog in 5 ('Ignite the flame NOW' gives me freakin chills every time), so I hope we get a little bit more of that. There is a headcanon that Yamato is 'she', and I fully support it and want other Devil Arms to have some character traits of their own! (King Cerberus, my beloved, gimme more of the elemental doggo)
Thank you for the ask! Have a great May day)
#ooh tagging this one is gonna be fun#thank you for the ask really#its been my pleasure#dmc#dante sparda#vergil sparda#nero sparda#patty lowell#dmc trish#dmc kyrie#dmc lady#king cerberus#dmc lucia#there is very little patty propaganda here#see i held myself back as long as i could
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Using the new Casting Announcement and website, I compiled Family Trees for the Stranger Things families. Some things I noticed:
1) Bob Newby’s sister is Black. His mother is not mentioned, but his father is white. Maybe she was adopted? Why is she never brought up in the show? Was there a contentious relationship between Patty and Bob?
2) Bob Newby’s father was a Priest. They call him Father Newby. We know religion plays a huge part in this story, so I’m interested to see how this storyline plays out. Makes Joyce and Bob’s relationship that much more interesting. There’s a promo shot of a little girl seemingly trapped inside a church, placing her hand on a window. Maybe it’s Patty (Bob’s sister) or Alice Creel? Did Father Newby have something to do with the Upside Down? Did he know Brenner? What happened to him? I had no idea they were going to focus so much on this family. Makes me so angry they killed off Bob!
3) Eddie’s father’s name was Allen, but his mother is not mentioned. How did an abusive, neglectful man end up alone with his son? Did Eddie’s mother die or leave them? Was Eddie trafficked across state lines? We know Allen is incarcerated, but Eddie doesn’t elaborate on why. Did he kill his wife, leaving Eddie and him on the run until he was eventually found and charged? Is that when Wayne stepped up?We know Wayne is not fond of his brother so, whatever Allen did must have been awful.
4) Claudia Henderson and Virginia Creel are both listed with their married names, whereas Sue (Anderson) Sinclair, Karen (Childress) Wheeler, and Joyce (Maldonado) Byers are listed with their maiden names. Did the church (Father Newby) not approve of their marriages. What does it mean?!
5) Hopper is a Junior and his father was also Police Chief. Was he killed in the line of duty? We know from Hopper’s monologue in Russia that his father was verbally abusive and made Hopper feel he had to prove himself, thus he ended up in Vietnam. Is that why Hopper took over the Chief position, to continue his father’s legacy? Maybe if he became Chief, his father would be proud? Also, his wife, Diane, is not mentioned. They had Sarah together before she died. We don’t know what happened to Diane or where she went/came from. Sarah’s life and death are such crucial parts of Hopper’s life, it would make sense to include them. Unless Diane and Sarah never existed—another case of falsified memories. This is getting trippy.
6) Alice Creel is not mentioned in the cast, but I added her because she’s a part of Henry’s story. Did she not exist? Is Karen Wheeler the actual Alice Creel as some have speculated? Is that why she had her own Season 4 poster?
7) Steve’s parents are not mentioned, though I really wish they were! I want to know more about this boy and his family. Is his father really a loser? Did he abuse Steve? What do they do for a living? Tell me!!!
8) Terry Ives (Eleven’s supposed birth mother) is not mentioned. She and Becky (Terry’s sister) were always an interesting duo to me. Why not include her if she birthed one of the most important people to our story…unless she didn’t. I’ve always said Terry is not El’s mother, but I won’t get into all that right now. This only solidified my theory that El and Will were twins separated at birth, but the memories were changed. They look too much alike. If that’s true, it adds a whole new layer to the story. The real Wonder Twins.
Overall, I think these small findings will have major implications for the story, especially Bob’s family. I’m excited to finish out this incredible story and learn the truth about Hawkins!
#stranger things#stranger things analysis#stranger things on stage#jopper#bob newby#joyce byers#jim hopper#henry creel#dr brenner#stranger things theory
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Me reading it book and yelling at said book(forgetting that it's a horror novel):
*spoilers*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TURTLE CAN'T HELP THEM! YOUR AN OTHER WORLDLY BEING THAT SPAT OUT THE EARTH!
Ok I'm fine now. Also I love poly losers, but I think Stanley definitely loved his wife and she loved him. They were so happy and wanted a family together a little boy named Andy and a little girl named Jenny! Stan called her Baby love! He proposed to her with a Daisy wrapped around the ring! He was confident and happy(only sad thing being he missed his friends and wanted them there with him). Also Patty's parents where such assholes! Such fucking assholes. Poor Patty dealing with the same type of hate Stan dealt with for being Jewish. But they were happy! They were. Also lol Patty disliking Bill's books lol 😂. Also Stan the Man definitely gave good loveing to his wife lol 😂 😳. Im reading this and being all blushing and scandalized like Stanley! Plus the cute little romantic moments where he quoted Gone with the Wind at Patty( I'm perfectly aware gone with the wind is problematic as hell. Im aware and I hate those parts about it. But doesn't change the fact that it can be romantic at times, plus I love the fashion. Still problematic as hell though) like I'm kind of imagining them dressed up as Scarlett and Rhett as a goof but also as cute couples costumes(yes I'm aware against it's problematic. Im sorry) and Stanley playfully whispering in Patty's ear 'frankly my dear I dont give a damn.' Or 'You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.'
Like Stan and Patty where so cute and they were so happy. And I hate the fucking clown even more now for doing this to them. Because I blame thr fucking clown. All this is the clowns fucking fault. Over all Stan was really cute and sad as an adult. And he really loved his wife and friends.
#stanpat#stanley uris#patty uris#patty blum uris#it#stan the man#it by stephen king#stephen king#the losers club#my thoughts#gone with the wind#patty x stan
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Patty's behavior in the movie and the musical always made think so much about her.
It's pretty obvious that the producers wanted her to be some kind of main antagonist but I can't help but see her complaints have a valid point.
If you were to have a boyfriend who has a friend who doesn't help pay rent and does what he wants whenever he wants like a child, you'd obviously be a little upset (not to mention that the identity theft could've destroyed Ned's career of it weren't by the fact that they managed to get on good terms).
Her complaining is valid, her worries about Nes letting his best friend walk over him is valid.
But everything goes downhill with the way she expresses those concerns, like I said, she has the right to be angry and upset bug she is unnecessarily cruel to Dewey in so many ways that it doesn't make Patty seem like a worried person but rather someone who wants to inflict emotional pain on Dewey as a way to make him pay for her discomfort.
She's like a well mannered mean girl and oh boy Ned, I HAVE to talk about Ned.
I don't think Ned was ever in discomfort about the different balance he had with Dewey in their friendship, maybe at some point Ned just accepted that Dewey is like that and he went on with it.
Don't get me wrong, if Ned were to express his concerns and complaints out loud like Patty does it would be pretty valid considering that the apartment probably belongs to Ned but he barely complains, perhaps because he always lowers his head and let things pass but I'd like to think it was because he wasn't uncomfortable to begin with?
Like, he knows Dewey more than anybody, knows him for God knows how long and probably they were roommates before Patty came into the picture, so Ned probably grew accustomed of his friend's antics.
In that one scene where everyone is at the table I got to see two things:
Patty complains but Ned worries.
Patty is mean, she tells Dewey he's a loser, that he will never achieve his dreams and that no one wants him around.
Ned is calm, he tells Dewey that he needs to get his life together, maybe give up on his dream because that was taking a toll on him and on everyone around him.
Is funny that Patty seemed to want to get Ned to be mean to Dewey as well but he's just so calm that he expresses more worries than any other thing. Ned truly appreciates Dewey, truly cares and wants what's best for him.
(obviously they do end up hurting Dewey's feelings, their dynamic is just like two parents telling no to their son who wants to go to art school, one of them tells the kid that he will starve on the streets and the other tells the kid that maybe is best to take a safe path)
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post derry slumber party (cali baby!) OR: this is a love story. with top notes of richie & eddie but also the presence of all the losers. picture: seven adults who suddenly remember being kids, kids who suddenly remember they’re adults. and they’re all getting high at richie’s place. to the tune of indie rock deep cuts. (spotify)
song notes below!
1. My House - Declan McKenna - “microwave oven and a hot tub to chill in” / “you could run a mile, or you could stay for good”. AKA the catalyst for this playlist. a delightful mix of the vision of the losers in a hot tub at richie’s place in california and “mrs. kaspbrak let him RUN” precipitating 40-year-old roommates.
2. Chicago (acoustic version) - Sufjan Stevens - “i fell in love again, all things go, all things go, drove to chicago” / “i drove to new york in a van with my friend”. AKA canonically (in the movie) richie is from chicago and eddie is from new york so call this a love letter to those places before they wind up in california.
3. If I Ever Was a Child - Wilco - “i’ve never been alone long enough to know if i ever was a child” / “i saw behind my brain a haunted stain, it never fades” / “i won’t ever want to touch your heart too much, or hold you too tight”. AKA kind of the thesis statement of all the losers. is it possible to feel safe around these people you used to know after 27 years of distance. theme song to childhood trauma!
4. Light Year - Gregory Alan Isakov - “everything was up, it’s coming down” AKA settling after derry. to be literal about it: “we all float down here”.
5. How Can You Swallow So Much Sleep - Bombay Bicycle Club - “can i wake you up, can i wake you up? is it late enough, is it late enough? there’s a story in which my eyes shut”. AKA the thought is that eddie/stan are essentially the living dead, and need reassurance that they’re alive from richie/patty.
6. Northsiders - Christian Lee Hutson - “we’re going up to mikey’s spot” / “morrissey apologists, amateur psychologists, serial monogamists, we went to different colleges” / “you said that we would always be branches on the same old tree reaching away from each other for eternity”. AKA callback to being teenagers in derry, each leaving for college. and the imagery of that last line is perfect - cursed to never remember one another, but remaining on the same tree.
7. U&ME - alt-J - “summer holiday, having fun” / “it’s just you and me now”. AKA funky free song about a drug trip on a summer day for 7 losers (+ 1 patty) getting high by the pool.
8. Lovely Day - Bill Withers - “just one look at you and i know it’s gonna be a lovely day”. AKA what it says on the box.
9. California - Phantom Planet - “california, here we come!”. AKA one of two west coast themed jason schwartzman attended bops. surely richie tozier crossed paths with jason schwartzman at some point in their individual careers.
10. That Time - Live in London - Regina Spektor - “hey remember that time”. AKA more callback to being teenagers in derry. went with the live version because it feels a little more raw and genuine.
11. Treehouse - Alex G, Emily Yacina - “i’m really glad you think i’m so funny, i don’t think i’m ever gonna let you leave”. AKA kind of the richie tozier anthem.
12. Depreston - Courtney Barnett - “this place seems depressing. it’s a californian bungalow in a cul-de-sac”. AKA kind of a choose your own adventure, did richie own the house in LA before derry, or did him and eddie pick the place out together. if they picked the place out together: this song. if richie owned it before: this song but much lonelier.
13. Dream State… - Lucy Dacus - “we woke up to the thunder, we huddled under covers” / “without you, i am surely the last of our kind”. AKA love song to the losers, from each of the losers. and this is a sleepover, after all.
14. West Coast - Coconut Records - “i miss you, i’m going back home to the west coast”. AKA the second of two west coast themed jason schwartzman attended bops. surely richie tozier was friends with jason schwartzman at some point in their individual careers.
15. Making Breakfast - Twin Peaks - “watching the garden grow, happy, happy days, got egg yolk on my bed, chinese food on the way” / “and i’m sitting in the back of a limousine, just going to a show”. AKA richie and eddie happy domesticity. they order chinese food in. they love appetizers. fried wontons and scallion pancakes.
16. Masterpiece - Big Thief - “years, days, makes no difference to me, babe, you look exactly the same to me” / “old friends, old mothers, dogs and brothers, there’s only so much letting go you can ask someone to do”. AKA another lovely love song that i’ve decided to repurpose for my own nefarious devices.
17. 2am - The Beths - “do you feel it? feel it like you did back then? we were young, we were cruel and mistaken” / “though it hurts, i still love you the same”. AKA i used to know you so well, is it even possible that we feel the same?
18. Weird Divide - The Shins - “several days a month you made the mile to my house” / “so long ago, but a short time i know”. AKA call it a callback (to the first song, the mile between houses, etc.)
19. Your Light Is Spent - Owen Pallett - “everytime you close your eyes and lie still, you look just like a dead man (…) dead man come to live again” / “heaven, what use is heaven for you? spend your time instead, spend your time with us, us”. AKA soft final song. of course picked out for stan and eddie, our dead men walking.
#losers club#it chapter 2#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it chapter two#it#it movie#playlist#reblog this i spent 5 hours on it
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The werewolf as a symbol in Stephen King's IT, a ramble
A fascinating detail from the book I haven't seen anyone talk about is how the symbol of the werewolf appears not just for Richie, but for Patty Uris.
In her appearance in chapter 3, Patty describes the discrimination she has faced as a Jewish person, the expectations that has been put on her by her parents and herself to be successful and 'Normal,' and how the fear has lingered despite her comparatively happy life.
As a teenager she and her date were barred from attending prom for being Jewish, and the details of this event are seared painfully in her mind. The click of her heels on the ground, the sound of onlookers laughing at her, and the dress her mother said made her look like a "Mermaid."
She thinks of the idea of being a Jewish mermaid as ridiculous. Though i am uncertain if this is due to a contrast between a generally loved fairytale being and the perception of Jewish people, or comparison between this perception and the non-human-ness of mermaids. Regardless, the thematic idea of mermaids is strong: to a be a being caught between two worlds, partly a person, and partly an inhuman creature. In common stories, mermaids appear to sailors only showing their upper halves, and so are able to lure them to grisly ends. Already I would say that the mermaid can be compared to the werewolf in it's connotations.
Stanley, who remembers the most out of the losers (aside from Mike) buys books by Bill Denbrough, aware that they were childhood friends. Patty immediately dislikes the novels, considering them frightening and in bad taste.
Though she points out a particular one with anger: a book about werewolves.
Here Patty uses the werewolf as a symbol for the discrimination and fear she has experienced. She may try desperately to conform to the social standards set for her, to become successful, happy and 'Normal,' but the fear of being targeted always exists. This is expressed through her constant worries that others are gossiping about her and her husband, and that their safety and security will be compromised for being Jewish.
And so she thinks of Bill Denbrough and his book with derision, because in her eyes he is a man with no troubles and at the top of the social hierarchy (a view that is mostly true, Evil Space Clown and Childhood Trauma aside), and could never understand the experience of being a symbolic werewolf. Something seen as dangerous, monstrous and inhuman, and something that must hide and pretend, that lives in constant fear of it's own exposure.
And while I foremost wanted to discuss Patty Uris, I also think this is a useful detail to think about when it comes to Richie's werewolf. As stated before, Stephen King has established the werewolf through Patty as: Something seen as dangerous, monstrous and inhuman, and something that must hide and pretend, that lives in constant fear of it's own exposure. And furthermore connected it with experience of being a minority facing discrimination.
And so it is interesting to look at the connection between Richie Tozier and his own werewolf. What is the monster he is so afraid others will see him as? Neither Richie or King himself gives us any concrete answers.
Personally I think that Richie's position as a young boy with visible differences/disability, such as his glasses/poor eyesight (something he attempts to hide as an adult) and complicated behaviourial issues, that are likely undiagnosed ADHD, are strong factors. As someone who similarly grew up with undiagnosed ADHD, I can attest to a strong feeling of being "too much" and distinctly abnormal, something that has bordered on monstrous or alien.
Queerness, in terms of being Bisexual/Gay is also a good fit within his story. His relationship with Eddie and how the Werewolf itself ties into the long history between movie monsters and Queerness is well discussed. Bisexuality especially, can be easily matched to the duality of the werewolf and I personally interpret Richie as such.
But regardless, Richie is shown to put facades up in front of most of his genuine emotions, and is described as confusing by many characters, including his own mother. He is a teller of half-truths and of course, a performer at heart. And in some ways, through his concealment of his inner thoughts to the reader, seems almost aware of his status as a book's narrator.
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Yeah, so werewolves are a really fun symbol and creature, and I just wanted to blabble (:
There are lots of other great analyses of Richie Tozier's Werewolf on Tumblr, especially ones that delve deeper into queer interpretation, so I recommend you search for them if ya like this sort of thing.
Or just check out any of the posts on @reddieanalysis. Lots of fun stuff for the literary analysis nerd who is also head over heels for those clown fighting boyfriends.
#stephen king's it#it stephen king#it book#it novel#it 1986#richie tozier#bisexual richie tozier#richie tozier's werewolf#adhd richie tozier#reddie#patty uris#meta#my meta#my stuff#it chapter one#it chapter two
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Chapter 19
Anthony ramos pov:"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" she suggest "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"
"i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" she exclaimed "you dont like it" i asked "no......I LOVE IT" she exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"
I wore this and anthony wore this
"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" she blurted "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" she whisper "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions "lets start inviting people"
Dark bitches in white girl
Will you go to our baby shower?
Morgan Saylor:yes
Brian Marcyes
Justin Bartha:yes
Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes
Chris Noth:yes
Ralph Rodriguez:yes
Men and monters
Dennis:yess
Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes
Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes
Chanté Adams:yes
Rob Morgan:hell yA
Lindsey Morgan:mj,
Pico Alexander:sure
Caitlin Stasey:yes sir
Rita Volk:ill be there
Amadeus Serafini: ill be there early
Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it
Zilladegod
Edward Burns:i got you
Zoe Levin:just for y/n
Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo
Nicole Beharie:OFC
Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭
Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜
Kyle Chandler:so dose dad
Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye
Ken Watanabe:why not
Zhang Ziyi:kwollio
Charles Dance:coolio my doolio
Bradley Whitford:yes
Thomas Middleditch:sure
Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing
David Strathairn:no.
Aisha Hinds:YES
Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE
Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE
Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N
Laurie DhuHER:DUR
Jonathan Howard:erm sure
Tyler Crumley:cook
Orelon Sidney:sure
CCH Pounder:is there food
Kelli Garner:yeah OFC
Rose Bianco:why even ask
Lyle Brocato:sure cutie
Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY
Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly
Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch
T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR
Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant
Natalie Pero:sure ramos
Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez
Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant
Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony
Kenneth Israel:ofc pual
Skylar Denney:WHO
Vince Foster:his middle name
Jesse O'Neill: sí señor
Madeline Brumby: KOOL
Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO
Joey Beni:CWOOL
Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE
Joey Thurmond:mhm
Mason Pikea:sure
Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk
Bryan Cranston:what ev
T.J. Story:DOY
Jason Liles:DOI
John Bubniak:ig
AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN
Guess what
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:chicken butt?
WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME
Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first
Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me
Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm
Weird David 😮💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for
Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾🦰👱🏾♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾🦰👩🏾🦳🧒🏾👩🏾🦱👨🏾🦰🧑🏾🦳👦🏿🧑🏾🦱👱🏾♀️👨🏾🦳👩🏾👨🏾🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh
Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀
Unhonset feet
Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you
Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME
Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME
Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early
Robert Patrick:mhm
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes
Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me
Tazzie:maybe
Devon Diep:if i rember
Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer
Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure
Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go
Osmani Rodriguez:duh
Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go
Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there
Jeffrey Wright:doy
Guy Cooper:dur
James Milord:doi
Kayla Caulfield:yes
Adrian M. Mompoint:ye
Arthur Hiou:cool
In the fights😜😜😜😜
Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights
Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL
Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI
Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best
Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad
Marc Anthony:sure name twin
Rita Moreno:mabey
Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER
Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD
Leslie Grace:yes
Dascha Polanco:what
Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father
Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER
Isabella Iannelli:dun
Gregory Diaz IV:mhm
Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎
Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah
Susan Pourfar:purr
Hannah Hathaway:bored
Seth Stewart:uh huh
Javier Muñoz:★yes★
Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat
Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right
The Kid Mero:yes
Nicholas Stewart:yes
Maria Hinojosa:yes
Protest Leader:yes
Serge Onik:yes
Jessica Castro:yes
Daymien Valentino:yes
Leo Moctezuma:yes
Martha Nichols:yes
Julia Harnett:yes
Tom Berklund:yes
Rhapsody James:yes
Ryan Woodle:yes
Noah Catala:yes
Graffiti Pete:yes
Andre Da Silva:yes
Mateo Gómez:yes
Francisco Solorzano:yes
Jos Laniado:yes
Nina Lafarga:yes
Annie Pisapia:yes
Ken Holmes:yes
Nelson Coates:yes
Valéry Lessard:yes
Yesy Garcia:yes
Duh.
Sam Rockwell:duh
Richard Ayoade:duh
Zazie Beetz:duh
Awkwafina:no
Lilly Singh:mhm
Marc Maron:duh
Alex Borstein:duh
Nyvi Estephan:duh
Onoe Matsuya:duh
Craig Robinson:duh
Yūko Kaida:duh
Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh
Ken Yasuda:duh
Kappei Yamaguchi:duh
Kimiko Saitō:duh
Doully:duh
Saverio Raimondo:duh
Fumito Kawai:duh
First Summer Uika:duh
Shohei Osada:duh
Kurt Krömer:duh
Pierre Niney:duh
Loup:duh
Elise Schaap:duh
Igor Gotesman:duh
Serpent:duh
Maasa Takahashi:duh
Sebastian Bezzel:duh
Jannis Niewöhner:duh
Max Giermann:duh
Rômulo Estrela:duh
Fynn Kliemann:duh
Mr. Shark:duh
Alice Belaidi:duh
Andrey Burkovskiy:duh
Sergio Guizé:duh
Walt Dohrn:duh
Babu Santana:duh
Frank Lammers:duh
Mikhail Bashkatov:duh
Joyce Ilg:duh
Luis Lobianco:duh
Valerio Lundini:duh
Barbara Goodson:duh
Gijs Naber:duh
Nasrdin Dchar:duh
Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh
Jody Bernal:duh
Margherita Vicari:xuh
Miss Tarantula:duh
Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh
Denise Aznam:duh
Rayen Panday:duh
#hamilton fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#fanfics#fanfic authors#fanfic writers#fanfiction writer#fanfic writing#fanfic#fanfiction
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This is for @dingustozier who requested a story for Stanley to have a nice day. I hope you enjoy the story!
A year had passed since the Losers' Club faced their second harrowing battle with Pennywise the Dancing Clown. To celebrate their reunion, Stanley was the one who suggested that they meet up. Though they lived in different parts of the U.S., nobody hesitated with Stan’s idea. Immediately they suggested ideas about where and when to meet.
The day was warm and sunny, and the Losers decided to gather at Mike Hanlon's new farmhouse once he settled down in Florida. As they arrived one by one, they greeted each other with warm hugs and smiles, grateful to see that they were all still alive and well, Eddie and Stanley especially for that matter.
Eddie’s wound was all healed up and he recently got his stitches out. Thanks to the physical therapy he didn’t need the use of a cane anymore. Stanley’s wrists would always have scars... Thinking about his heroic and inexcusable act made him cringe.
As they settled into the farmhouse, eating the delicious dinner Mike made for them and drinking beers, they shared stories of their lives over the past few months. A lot had changed in the losers’ lives for the better. They marveled at how they had all grown up and succeeded in their respective fields, despite the trauma they had faced.
As the Losers settled around the table in Mike's farmhouse, Beverly raised her glass and said, "To us, the Losers' Club.”
"To the Losers!" they all echoed, clinking their beer glasses together. It had been a year since they defeated the demonic clown and were all reunited after 20+ years apart. Stanley smiled, happily sitting with his wife Patty, appreciating that the Losers wanted him to come to their reunion. After all... he tried to off himself at the mere thought it would get him out of rejoining the battle with Pennywise.
Richie turned to Beverly and asked, "So, Bev, when are we going to see your latest designs on the runways of Paris?"
Beverly blushed, grateful for the distraction, "Oh, come on, Richie. They're not that good. But who knows, maybe someday. For now, I'm just happy to be with all of you." She intertwined her hand with Ben’s who stared adoringly at her.
Eddie, pretending to be serious, said, "Well, since we're all showing off our talents, I brought my medical bag just in case someone here manages to injure themselves while raising a glass." Eddie quit his awful boring job as a risk analyst to pursue a dream that he always wanted. Regardless, it was going to take a long time, but Eddie was determined.
Richie joked, "Oh yeah, Doctor Kaspbrak to the rescue! Someone should get hurt just for the fun of it." He kissed his cheek.
Stanley rolled his eyes, "Please, Richie, not even you can make injuries fun."
“Hmm, are you imposing a little game, Stan-the-man?”
“What are you talking about, Richie?”
“Should I make a comedy routine out of injuries? You attacked my intellect all the time. That counts as an injury, right? Patty, can I get your insight?”
Patty laughed at all the nonsense as Stanley rolled his eyes. Still, it was going to return to the memories. He missed this.
As the evening progressed, they shared more stories about their lives and experiences. They talked about their families, their careers, and the new friendships they had built since moving away from Derry.
Eventually, the conversation turned back to their encounter with Pennywise. Stanley hesitated, unsure if he wanted to delve into those memories. But he took a deep breath and said, "You know, that night… I was so scared. I felt like I couldn't handle it like I wanted to run away and never come back."
He sunk his head into his hands, letting the tears fall. “You guys, I’m so sorry for what I did! I’ll never forgive myself. It was so stupid! I should have just returned and fought that damn clown with you!”
Bill put a reassuring hand on Stanley's shoulder, "Stan, don’t beat yourself up about it. We’re all here now. That's what matters."
"Yeah," Richie added, "I mean, sure, I cracked some jokes to hide how scared I was, but you guys were my anchor. I couldn't have done it without you."
Stanley looked around at his friends, their faces filled with understanding and compassion, and felt a weight lift off his shoulders. "Thank you, all of you," he said softly. "I don't know what I'd do without you."
Mike reached across the table and squeezed Stanley's hand, "You'll never have to find out. We're in this together, forever."
And in that moment, as the Losers raised their glasses once again, they knew that no matter what life threw at them, they had each other.
When it was time to say goodbye, they hugged tightly, promising to stay in touch and meet up again soon. It was a bittersweet moment, wishing they could live closer to each other.
“That was fun, Stanley. You have great friends. Beverly and I are going to stay in touch. It’s like we’ve always known each other,” Patty remarked as they drove home.
Stanley smiled, the happiest he’s felt for some time. “That’s what being a Loser is about. I don’t know where I’d be without them.”
As Stanley Uris made his way home, he felt a sense of peace that he hadn't felt in a long time. He realized that with the Losers' Club by his side, he could face anything that came his way. And with that thought, Stanley smiled and was ready to embrace whatever the future had in store for him.
#It Chapter 2#Stanley Uris#Reddie#Benverly#It Chapter 2 Fanfiction#Losers Club#eddie kaspbrak#it movie#richie tozier#mike hanlon#stan uris#beverly marsh#bill denbrough
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Okay, I'm officially a part of their friend group now and yes, we do call ourselves the Losers Club now lol ( much to the pain of who we have dubbed as Stan the Man ). And so far, I am having the time of my life! For once, I don't dread going to class at all!
Since there are two ( me and Tyler [ the Richie look-a like ] ) who are TOTALLY NORMAL about IT a.k.a obsessed, we decided to assign each of us a Loser. Tyler is obviously Richie, I'm Beverly with Asthma lmao ( they've been calling me either Jan or full on January since that January Embers thing ), the one who said "Please stop quoting Richie Tozier" in my last ask was Monique! We have assigned her to be the Stan the Man of our group, Kylle is Bill 'cause he's a creative writing major, Ozzy is Ben because they're the most comforting person in the group, Drew is Mike because he's very gentle but can be really stern if he wants to ( he's planning to be a teacher ), and our resident medical student, Tyrone is Eddie. They're the best people in the world.
It was really lucky, I guess, that I decided to sit near them that day and overheard them. I didn't really have much friends in Uni before them so it was a happy coincidence. Tyler and I are currently jamming to Eddie baby actually.
I do have a secret that Tyler gave me permission to share with just you so if you wanna know, tell me and I'll tell you in DMs lol
Also, I told them that I told you about us meeting ( Tyrone recognizes your username ) and Monique is inviting you to be the platonic Patty to her Stan so you can be our honorary Loser member :D
GEHSHAJJ OH SHAJHSAJFW ALLEN!!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING!!!! AAAAHHHHHH !!!!! im literally sitting here smiling because im so happy for you oh my god this sounds so amazing!!! i love how you all assigned each other as members of the losers that is so fun and it’s so crazy that you all fit as each of the losers :D it’s almost like fate, like you were destined to sit under that specific tree on that specific day!!!
hmmm now i’m curious about this secret….. thank you tyler for the permission and now i wanna know 👀
and HEBSGAJSHSK TYRONE ??? HELLO ???? oh my god well tyrone if you’re reading this hi hello but also omg it is such a weird feeling that like. irl people know about me. what do you mean real life people know about me and follow this account. what do you mean you guys are real people and not just the little gay people in my phone. ALSO ??? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT YOU MEET THESE PEOPLE IRL WHO ARE NOT ONLY IT FANS BUT LIKE. ONE OF THEM ALSO RECOGNIZES YOUR MUTUAL FROM TUMBLR????? that’s insane BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME HAPPY LOL
SND SHAGSJSHWIHW ??-?/!?/!/?/ ME ???? HONORARY LOSERS MEMBER ??2?:?/?/?/?27)/ shhdbshahahjsjs i would be honoured to be patty 😭💛💛 tell monique i say hi to my platonic babylove 👊
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There is the link for Flying Dutchman/Patchy theory video!
Thanks!! I watched it! Shouldve replied sooner but anyways. This dude was eating raw meat to feed his muse. Right on brotha!
Tbh there's some holes in this theory but I still liked it. He talked about how the dutchman's episodes are chronologically out of order. Tbh I had a theory about that for the entire show since dates and stuff don't line up and the show always contradicts itself (I mean, its spongebob there is no continuity)
I don't think dutchman is a time traveler by any means. He's got a lot of power but he tends to overestimate himself and exaggerate (lie) a LOT. He lies about how long he's been a ghost, he can barely scare children. He isn't as big and bad as he tries to be. hence why the thing about him saying his beard taking thousands of years to grow back but it grew back in months isn't really surprising. He's a trickster and a liar and I'm sure he just said that to make Sponge and Patrick more terrified than necessary.
I do love how they pointed out that he's pathetic and just wants to be around someone. I can imagine being a ghost being isolating and especially knowing you aren't nearly as terrifying as you once were. He lacks a lot of the ghost clout he used to have. He's just a washed up old man now. I doubt he has any genuine friends and spongebob is the most genuine friend you could get. No wonder he seems attached to him. I always assumed it was because sponge is easy to scare so it's always an ego boost to dutchy. Which, it is. But he really craves honest genuine intimacy and when you're like that, you'll likely crave the most eccentric and liveliest person in the room, which we all know who that is.
I'll be honest it's INSANE that dutchy would be patchy. Nahhh dutchy is a dirty old man with weak pussy game. I just can't see that for patchy. Imagine if they were opposites jk jk but this was too much of a stretch for me. I get Patchy's frustration dedicating his life to spongebob and he has no proper friends either. His house party was filled with people who were indifferent to him at best and loathed him at worst. No wonder he fixates on spongebob so hard. Placing all your the expectations on one person or one thing will make you incredibly sensitive to it. Anything that breaks your idealized perception of them will hit you HARD. and it would feel like everything is crashing down on you, because for you that was your everything. So I'm not surprised about Patchy's breakdowns. Mans needs some milk.
But even then I don't think he'd ever have a true vendetta against sponge for revenge. But who knows, considering the extreme lengths he's gone to see spongebob that nearly killed him. I think it eventually did. But he wouldn't become dutchy from it. They just don't seem related enough.
Besides there is an official spongebob comic that goes into the flying dutchman's true origins! Him and his crew are cursed snd only true love can break the spell. Thus turning them back into humans. He ends up marrying spongebob who's disguised as Pearl but the marriage dissolved because spongebob loves Krabby patties more than he could ever love a person. Wild.
Anyways human dutchy does have a black beard and black hair like patchy.. Wait.. Hmm.. You know what? This could work? Patchy deciding to gather some neighborhood losers so they can become REAL pirates™ maybe got cursed by some forbidden treasure and doomed to become ghost pirates for eternity? Who knows.
Buuuut we do get to see child dutchman in kamp koral. He's a blonde pathetic little boy with no resemblance to patchy. So I don't think so.
But I am willing to accept patchy dying in Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout. It's funny. I LOVE the idea that patchy's decapitated body violently convulsing on the beach❤ now when I rewatch the episode, I'll think of that. And his final wish in death was to meet spongebob! So he finally does meet him.
Anyways it fills in for an in universe explanation on why patchy is animated in Spongebob's road to Christmas.
By the way, you wanna know why Patchy was animated? It's because of covid. Tom Kenny talked about how it was supposed to be live action but they couldn't go into the studio to shoot. So we get animated patchy.
As for the team saying how "patchy isn't allowed to meet SB" as part of one of the shows rules. Tbh I can see them changing it. Especially for something as big as a 20th anniversary special. They'd definitely make some exceptions or change their minds. And I think it was appropriate too. The 10th anniversary special sucked ass and for all the wasted scenes with patchy preparing spongebob a party only for him not to show up really ruined the special. There's some gags that should die after being stretched out for so long. And especially for the 10th anniversary special, it should have been the moment to break the rule. So it feels satisfying to finally have them meet in SBBB even if it doesn't make much sense in series.
And after that in SRTC, where they meet patchy on the surface, they already met so here's some loose continuity. I'm fine with it. I personally headcanon patchy being officially a ghost in SRTC hence why he's animated. Of course even in the after life, he still has to work. But he CAN use his ghostly powers to his advantage. Like him working as a mall Santa.
I noticed in that episode that in costume he has completely different facial features before throwing out the costume. Even his skin tone changed. He definitely used his ghost powers to shape shift.
So uhh yeah! Those are my thoughts. I like this dude who makes these theories. My favorite is the goofy goober death cult theory. I don't keep up with them much because I barely use youtube because it's been downgrading in quality for a long time. But it's nice to get suggested stuff once in a while. I had fun watching and talking about it.
Also I do 100000% agree with dutchy consuming potty's ghost. I endorse ghost cannibalism👍
#Chaoticstarwberry#spongebob#the spongebob connoisseur#spongebob squarepants#sb#spongebon squarepants#spongebob meme#Ask
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have fun (that is if you actually do this 🤨):
molly cobb
ava daniels
kathryn janeway
judith jones
bestie i hope you have a warm pillow tonight bc having to "least favorite" any of these blorbos hurts
questions are:
favorite thing about them
least favorite thing
brOTP
OTP
nOTP
random headcanon
unpopular opinion
song i associate with them
"here’s to selfish pricks, ‘cause we move the ball forward for mankind."
she's wholly uncompromising about who she is and what shes capable of, but still takes criticism and grows as a person! her confidence and ego are 100% earned and never feel like a Strong Woman Schtick
she had to keep walkin' straight into the destroying thing, didn't she. god damn hero.
i want an entire season of molly and patty mercury 13 backstory
molly x margo would have the best gay enemy sex and i would be so amused (but not as much as molly would) by stoned!margo
honestly don't think there are enough bad ships on famk, i adore wayne
she definitely spent months actively hitting on margo when she started ascan training just to annoy her. she and patty probably placed a bet on it.
she should've been stricter with the guys, and margo was right to fire her
hypnotized by fleetwood mac (second song on my molly x margo playlist)
"...you don't know where a woman gets fingered?"
i love that she's a wreck. i love that she overshares as a way to push people away because in reality she's lonely as hell and scared of true connection. i love that she uses generational stereotypes as jokes for the bit (and to rib at deb) when in reality she could really not give a damn. i love that she does drugs. i love that none of those things change the fact that she's talented and hardworking and fucking thriving. i love that she and i have the same relationship with growing up a gay loser with conservative parents in a new england suburb. i love that she's hot and spreads chocolate on her tiddies when she forgets shes wearing pants.
i hate that shes not real. jk, my least favorite thing is that she cannot for the life of her keep it in the drafts.
carl and hannah get along so well that every time ava and marcus interact i just knoooooow they want to genuinely admit to liking each other. i want more.
avadeb has in fact had my heart from day 1 and that will never change (its not gonna be canon you stupid sluts...ruby's cool too)
ava x not being woken up for breakfast
she's actually allergic to dogs and sucks it up for barry and cara only
unpopular opinion is that i am looking forward to seeing her absolutely thrive in season 3
kitchen light by xana
"There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship… and never abandon a member of your crew."
everything about janeway is my favorite thing about janeway, but especially what i said to you the other day about her being a woman and a captain but never feeling like a caricature of either or the other. her leadership feels different than the other pre-disco captains, but it's never tokenism.
she's got a questionable taste in men. also generally too nice to aliens that usually want to kill her.
if they were stuck in the delta quadrant any longer, tom paris would've named his second kid after her (maybe he already did? who knows what went on on that planet)
j7! i'm always a sucker for a former drone x person who gave the drone their name (a shortened version of their designation). also this (x)
sorry mutuals but ch*kotay takes the cake on this one by a mile
she thinks about that puppy q almost gave her pretty often on voyager, and has programmed a dog into every holodeck program she runs. when they get back to earth she adopts one of the puppies her old dog had from her ex. she names it neelix.
she made the right call with tuvix
all the things you are frances faye
"i'll be your eyes." "what?" "i'll. be. your. eyes."
above anything else, she does the work and supports the people she thinks are worthy, she thinks have something important to say, regardless of prestige. she's cute as a button and loyal to a fault and is exactly the right amount of talented and full of grace and humility for what she does.
she maaaaaay need to start learning what professional boundaries are (mainly irt how much of peoples' personal issues she can carry on her lonesome)
i could watch an entire season of judith and paul attempting to bake bread using the scientific method
blanchejudith my beloved. my milfiest ship. my repression central. my women who desperately need a weekend in vermont.
if julia/judith was a thing ig i do not want to see
i have lots of headcanons ab the cabin in vermont and how she uses that space to better both her editing and her writers' work
i don't think there are enough people in this fandom for anything to be controversial? she is an absolute gem
slip away clarence carter
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