#PLEASE THEY ARE SO HOTTTTTT

[pleasingforharry]

Amelia Zadro

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harrystyles

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harrystyles Driving? 4/10.

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yourinstagram PLEASE IM A STARRRRR

yourbff 4/10 is generous

yourinstagram have some faith in me goodness

y/nfan1 so pretty omggggg

harryfan1 wait where did they go?!?

yourinstagram im so stinkin cute!

harrystyles It makes up for your driving.

yourinstagram delete your account pls

harryfan2 THIS INTERACTION???

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jamescorden

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jamescorden uhh where did you come from? harrystyles

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yourinstagram you found him! omg i thought i lost him

harrystyles Hi, lovie. :)

harryfan1 omg he’s so hotttttt

y/nfan3 HELP Y/N AND HARRY IN THE COMMENTS

harryfan2 they’re soooo

yourinstagram i guess i can take down the missing cat posters

harrystyles Heyyyyyyyyy.

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram your fav chocolate lover

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harrystyles I have a thing for chocolate lovers.

yourinstagram wait give me a chance pls

harrystyles Because you asked so nicely.

y/nfan1 she has ZERO flaws

yourbff there. shes right there officers

yourinstagram youre a vanilla lover …

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yourinstagram

liked by harryfan1, harryfan2, and 1,827,938 others

yourinstagram garry stylus pen <3

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harryfan1 I never saved a pic so fast omg

y/nfan1 y/n really be feeding us

harryfan2 the caption??? inside joke???

y/nfan2 LET ME IN

harryfan3 the fit? the hair? the smirk? the rings? no, im not okay

mitchrowland is he a singer or something?

harrystyles Something.

yourinstagram def something.

harryfan4 SEND HELP

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yourbff

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yourbff just found out y/n grew another inch!

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yourinstagram aka now hot ;)

yourbff yes ofc

y/nfan1 not the same for you?

yourbff go away.

yourinstagram I CACKLED

harrystyles She’s still gonna ask me to reach for the plates on the top shelf.

yourinstagram yeah, did we ever figure out why they’re still up there?

harrystyles So you can ask me to get them for you, and then I get a kiss.

yourinstagram sly styles ;)

harryfan1 HUH

y/nfan3 they’re killing me omg

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dailyharrynews

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dailyharrynews Harry and his girlfriend, Y/N, were seen kissing during their walk today.

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harryfan1 I hate it here

y/nfan1 their height difference is so

harryfan3 imagine being able to just kiss Harry whenever

y/nfan2 shoot I wanna be Harry

y/nfan3 they’re so happy together

y/nfan4 the real question is, what’s y/n’s Starbucks order?

harryfan2 STOP EVERYTHING, WHATS HARRYS?

harryfan4 yourinstagram answer this RIGHT NOW

yourinstagram he’s too scared to order Starbucks. He drinks mine.

harrystyles I like what you like, so technically my order is yours

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yourinstagramfinsta

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yourinstagramfinsta wtf these 2 random ass ppl kissing at my party…

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yourbff yeah weird…

yoursister I saw them too. Looked just like you and h tho :/

yourinstagram no way

y/n’sboyfriend Is that not us?

yourbff STOP HES SO FUNNY

yourinstagram h babe?

y/n’sboyfriend What? I remember doing this.

childhoodfriend no one was wearing an outfit as shiny as yours...

yourinstagram omg leave???

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yourbff

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yourbff h: “wait, I’m trying to think of what else I should get her.”

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harrystyles Flowers weren’t enough. Sue me.

yourinstagram IS THAT MAN SINGLE??

harrystyles No sorry.

harryfan3 no actually, when will it be MY turn?

yourinstagram seriously yourbff who is that man?

yourbff trying to take him out on a date?

yourinstagram YES we can pluck each other’s eyebrows and drink apple juice

harrystyles Romantic.

y/nfan3 I knew I was stanning the right people

y/nfan2 why are they so funny omgggg

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram fun h fact: all of his dance moves are practiced pre-show

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harryfan3 HELP ME PLEASE

y/nfan2 I can just imagine her smile watching him

harrystyles You promised not to tell anyone :/

yourinstagram oh I’m sorry honey.

harrystyles I want the key to my dressing room and your Grogu pillow gone by tomorrow

mitchrowland you wouldn’t last a DAY

pillowpersonpp I knew he couldn’t be naturally THAT good

harrystyles I want a new drummer.

yourinstagram a lot of talk for someone who preaches TPWK

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harrystyles

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harrystyles Fun Y/N fact: She has a sixth toe. It’s crooked too.

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y/nfan2 for free?? :o

yourinstagram boyfriend? more like ex-boyfriend

harrystyles Not possible.

yourbff excuse me?? Don’t talk about my gf like that

yourinstagram apologize rn grrrrrr

harrystyles Grrrrr.

yourinstagram whatever your dressing room was smelly anyway :/

harrystyles Ouch. I’m sorry, lovie.

yourinstagram youre forgiven. kiss me you fool!

y/nfan3 I love them so much

harryfan3 I want what they have

yoursister ugly ass feet

yourinstagram I hope a mustard bottle drops on your pinky finger

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hellooooooooo

#harry styles x reader #harry styles #harry styles fluff #harry styles x yn #harry styles imagine #harrystyles #harry styles instagram

[nibblette]

My Favorite Pynch fics

Inspired by @kelliealtogether, 10 of my favorite TRC/Pynch fics (and some honorable mentions) for TRC making it to 10,000 fics posted on Ao3. I didn’t realize until I made the list how many BDSM Pynch fics I really knew and loved. So be warned, lol.

1. Like @kelliealtogether my favorite pynch fic of all time is “we all fill up with time”

by Interropunct. Such great writing and emotions! The BDSM scenes are so creative and well written, just amazingly constructed! And hotttttt!!!Consent is emphasized! Ronan lives in a named building (the Brownstone) with Chainsaw the chicken in NYC! Adam has made it as a big shot lawyer with the dustless modern apartment, with its secret bedroom full of plants! Gansey, Ronan and Noah have a super strong friendship bond! Highly recommend this fic!

2. Another Interropunct fic, the SW AU, “The kids aren’t alright.

Part 1 is “blessed be the boys” is young SW Adam’s POV where Ronan becomes his main client. Part 2 is “put your curse in reverse” from client Ronan’s POV. The writing is just so great and I marvel that Interropunct published these fics in 2015 before The Raven King even came out. The morphing of Adam’s and Ronan’s relationship from anonymous transaction to boyfriends is so delicious! Ronan’s angst over his dreaming is what draws him to visit a SW and continue. (CW though since later in the fic it’s revealed by Adam that he was only 17 yo when he started SW on his own)

3. Man of Masks by EtoileGarden

(CW for SA) A very inventive take on the slow burn where the kink/sex comes before the romantic relationship. The feels! The scenes! The longing! (All the characters are aged up) Ronan comes to Adam after being assaulted by Kavinsky during their meeting for drugs/sex/Ronan’s punishment. Adam convinces Ronan to come to him for submisssion/pain/“punishment” instead. Adam surprises Ronan by setting boundaries and emphasizing consent. Ronan is already in love with Adam but it takes a while for Adam to realize his feelings for Ronan, despite the increasingly sexual and emotional nature their kink relationship takes.

4. And the Forest Began to Sing by rootingformistopheles.

A short and sweet and hot smut fic. Cabeswater merges with Adam to physically please their Greywaren. Includes vine tentacles and bondage!

5. “In a hurry” by PennyByTheBlock

Adam and Ronan have a Sunday morning quickie at the Barns before work and church, respectively. It’s so hot, I’ve read it like 20 times already. It really captures the Adam/Ronan dynamic.

6. There’s No Place Like My Room by Lil_Redhead

[vgilantee]

Since you said you wanted more…

“That’s more like it gorgeous. Tell me how I make you feel.”

“Eth-oh God I…” you choke out.

“Cat got your tongue?” he brings the knife back up to your throat. “Come on baby, tell me what you need.”

“Please, please fuck me!” You exclaim, practically shaking from fear and arousal. “I need you-I need you.” you muttered desperately, aching for him. “I’m yours Ethan, please-oh yes!” You cry out as he finally takes off the robe and brings his hands to your pants, unbuttoning them and dropping them to the floor.

“this what you need baby?” he asks, as he finally, finally, touches you like a man starved, hands roaming, eyes drinking you in, breaths in quick pants. instantly you practically shout in exultation “oh fuck!” he has the knife against your stomach as he takes down your underwear and you’ve never been so close to finishing this soon. his fingers work magic against your clit and you’re moaning like you’ve never done before as he takes the hand with the knife and covers your mouth with it as he works you mercilessly.

he takes the knife and very gently cuts just a slight bit of your palm, just enough for a drop of blood, and he licks it delicately off your hand as he inserts a finger, and before you know it you’re screaming his name in ecstasy and pleasure as you come undone, his hands dripping with a tinge of your blood and your cum.

he just grins

that was sooo dark and more smutty than I’m used to, what do you think??

oh my god this was so hotttttt and also vampire!ethan au???

#˚:✧｡• paper bin #˚:✧｡• anon #˚:✧｡• ethan landry #˚:✧｡• smut warning

[borathae]

MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN THE EMOTIONS MY BOYS OMG

"Did you need something?”

“Yes. You”

and how worried kookie was about him was one of my favourite parts honestly, then he completly lost it eating him out brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (what's up with tae being obsessed with koo's taste and koo being obsessed back?)

' “You’re so pretty”, Jungkook whispers.

“Kook”, Taehyung keens, spilling tears on his arm. He is pretty. He is desired, he is loved, he is wanted. ' Oh no my tete

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WENT MARBLES PLEASE THIS IS SO ADORABLE : '

He loves being a doll. He especially loves being Jungkook’s doll. He loves it so, so much.

Sometimes, when Jungkook makes him feel especially safe, he slips into a doll-like headspace and when that happens, Jungkook truly controls everything which happens to Taehyung. He carries him around, fixes his positions, plays with him, dresses him up and most importantly bundles him in cozy blankets once he is done. And Taehyung loves every second of it, feeling so so safe that sometimes he ends up crying happy tears in Jungkook’s arms.

Taehyung loves being Jungkook’s pretty doll. He loves it so, so much.'

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS ROMANTIC?

I mean have we ever seen taehyung sub like this? this hard and feel this safe and loved?

THE ENEMA GIRL MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT THAT WAS GENUINLY SO HOTTTTTT KOOK WAS SO CONFIDENT AND A HOT DOM DOING IT

' “Proof that I’m yours. That I’m your possession”, he spills tears, “that you want me.” ' PLEASE THIS BOY IS GONE INTO LOVE LAND WE LOST HIM

THEN THE AFTERCARE, I genuinly cried in big proud '

“Of course. God Tae, I could never forget you my silly boy”, Jungkook says and begins peppering his face with kisses.'

THEY COME SO FAR OMG IM SO HAPPY THEY FUCKED THAT ONE TIME IN THE CAR BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM NOW so lovey dovey

and how worried kookie was about him was one of my favourite parts honestly, then he completly lost it eating him out brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I LOVE A FERAL BUT ATTENTIVE DOM FNDNFN HE IS SO HOT I'M (S)CREAMING 😩😩

(what's up with tae being obsessed with koo's taste and koo being obsessed back?)

I love vampires no joke liKE THEY'RE SUCH ORAL SLUTS ALL OF THEM FANDSNF

You losing your shit over the dollification part is so valid HAHAHAH this was me when I wrote it FJADSJF I went "an i oop-" and then stared JFAJDSFJ

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS ROMANTIC? I mean have we ever seen taehyung sub like this? this hard and feel this safe and loved?

T H IS :( I am crying in the club :( he finally feels safe I might actually throw up from crying so much :(

THE ENEMA GIRL MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT THAT WAS GENUINLY SO HOTTTTTT KOOK WAS SO CONFIDENT AND A HOT DOM DOING IT

:---------)

PLEASE THIS BOY IS GONE INTO LOVE LAND WE LOST HIM

HE IS SO FAR GONE :( PLEASE PROTECT THIS SENSITIVE ROMANTIC :(

THEY COME SO FAR OMG IM SO HAPPY THEY FUCKED THAT ONE TIME IN THE CAR BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM NOW so lovey dovey

*cries*

Thank you so much for this review!! I love you anonieee 💜

#asks: sanguis duology #anon #asks

[paperstorm]

Come on tumblr, please tell me someone has gifs or Carlos driving one handed because that was hotttttt. I can’t get too worked up about the silly plots and draaaama when the boys are looking so mighty fine on screen and off (also dying at how cute Rafa - in his IG story and Ronen-in his good night picture looked) #theseboys

I don't think I've seen gifs of that scene yet (the one where he's talking to Grace right??)

#911ls asks

[b1mbodoll]

i didnt add any idol with my previous ask bc i thought you were just asking opinions on kinks, and i didnt want you to feel pressured to write about it!! but if and when you can (after you're completely free, please don't feel pressured at all), i'd like to see stepsis!karina with corruption kink 😵‍💫 innocent you who haven't touched yourself or watched porn bc you grew up so sheltered but karina finds that so hot. she just wants to show you all the ways big sisters spend time and bond with their younger sisters (also read as: break your mind and make you hers!)

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THIS IS SO HOTTTTTT i love love love your brain!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will def write smth ab this after reqs are done and dedicate to u my love <3 thank u for sharing i love this

#very excited to work on this soon #♡.signed. sealed. delivered. #♡.sweetheart: 🦭

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price introduction to

Famous Ghost Stories (1961)

#vincent price #famous Ghost Stories #tv show #vintage horror #he is so fucking hotttttt #his smileeeeeee #whyyyyyy #makes grabby hands... #i legit need him...PLEASE #bicon #bisexual god #he is so fucking beautiful #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[cheltranslations]

Recommended Rabbit Goods @Nonaka Miki (23.04.26)

💛Chel here 🗽

Thank you very much

For coming to look at my blog！

Your likes and comments

Make me super happy 💕

💛Yesterday's 2 choices

How do you like your bath temperature

Hot？Warm？

Hot

Was the vast majority！

I prefer it warm！

When it's hot it's just too hotttttt！！！！🥺

Bath time makes me happyー 💕

💛Rabbit goods are currently on sale 🐰

The pen with a charm attached

Is really cute

So I keep it in my bag ❤️

Here！My recommendation！

(T/N News and information has not been translated)

💛Today's 2 choices

Normal umbrella？

Folding umbrella？

Today、the humidity was intense…！

For reading until the very end

Thank you very much！

Please come by again tomorrow ❤️

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[cherrykamado]

SKSJSJ DO YOU LIKE THE AIZAWA WIP I TRIED TO DOODLE IT FAST BC IT WOULDNT LEAVE ME HEAD

PLEASE I LOVE IT SO MUCH SKSKSNSKDLDLSN HE LOOKS SO HOTTTTTT

#🍒— cherry's mail #🍒— cherry's moots #jaegh<3

[hotarutranslations]

Tomorrow, I'll be on Love It!

Evening

Tomorrow!!! Morning!!! From 8:00AM!!!

I'll be appearing on

TBS "Love It"!

Its not a live airing, the other day,

With Henderson-san, and Ozwald-san,

We filmed us playing card games 🥳

It was SUUUper fun!

Happiness!!!!!!

Maria-chan, has been appearing as a monthly regular on Love It-san but, I've been watching the show while thinking,  I want to go on too someday! I was really happy this time 🥳❤️

My momentum was conveyed, right? lol

Please definitely watch itt

Posted on Instagram,

I just a bit ago found out, the goods introduciton video is coming out! so I suddenly wrote a story for it, and also, I want to make an announcement for Love It! so I made that story too,

and so now I'm writing it on the blog, (I'm sorry for the delay 🥺 )

My smart phone is doing its best its hotttttt though lololololololol

I try not to let too much junk grow in my normal setences but, the junk is growing 😕 lol

My phone is too hot and I'm sweating now 😕 lol

Ishida Ayumi ROCKIN' JAPAN Goods Introduce

This is the goods introduction!!

Its alone but, I stirred up some excitement without getting lonely!!

Definitely watch it!!

🔵  Tokyo Sports note Series  🔵   #74 After 10 years, I'm Finding The Joy in the Basics August 12th, we're appearing 🔴  ROCK IN JAPAN FESTIVAL 2022  🔴 The new member has been decided, in the extracurricular episode The first part of the show will air on August 25th 🟣  Hello Pro Dance Academy Extracurriculars  🟣   September 14th We're Holding 🔵  Morning Musume '22 25th Formation Anniversary FC Event ~MusumexFANxFun! xDaikanshasai!~  🔵   September 19th, we're appearing for the first time 🟡  Inazuma Rock Fest  🟡  

September 24th~November 27th Holding

🟤  Fall Concert Tour  🟤 The other day I appeared on, Araki Yuko-san's jalanjalan ~Araki Aruki~

🚶‍ For those that missed the stream, there is also a present project  🔴   By all means, please check it out on Twitter and the stream  🔴  

🟠  Morning Musume '22's Morning Jogakuin ~Houkago Meeting~  🟠  

Its airing Radio Nihon Every Saturday STV Radio Every Sunday KBS Kyoto Every Wednesday 🌷

We've finished our Rockin' rehearsals 🔥

I'm hungry......... My phone is hot.......

blog is over

I'll write something for Tokyo Sports

Why is this, I'm in a big hurry right now 😂💔

see you ayumin <3

https://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-12757961178.html

#Ishida Ayumi #Morning Musume '22 #Morning Musume #Makino Maria #Hello! Project #Translation #Blog

[caroldanversenthusiast]

now why on earth were these promo photos not released for Birds Of Prey... nothing but gay vibes

#PLEASE THEY ARE SO HOTTTTTT #HAJAKDKFMMDM #birds of prey and the fantabulous emancipation of one harley quinn #birds of prey #margot robbie #jurnee smollett #mary elizabeth winstead #lol #lgbt #wlw #sapphic #dc #dc comics #dceu #harley quinn #huntress #black canary #helena bertinelli #dinah lance

[juneviews]

no but I gotta say, who allowed singto & pluem to be this cute in baker boys? singto is like the hottest he’s ever been, y’all know I’m not even a stan but I’m in love, and pluem is so fucking touching omg I WILL protect at all costs ;_;

#axelle rants #baker boys the series #nah cause pluem cries & I cry #he's such an underrated actor but I?? love him #also lee so hotttttt sir let me live please

[borathae]

Sibi girl, i reread the CBT story like 10 TIMES.

I FELT THINGS SIBI

IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE THEM OTHER THAN UNHOLY THINGS

My body temperature went upppppppppp and I never was affected by cbt role play this much like the thought of a man getting off being in pain IS SO HOTTTTTT like I never the first time I read sa!yoongs being into cock biting and how hot and bothered it got me I think I suppressed and pretended it was just the writing but now I think it s legit something hot as fuck

Like I'd worship a man and give him the loveliest doviest sex if he lets me slap his cock around as foreplay 👀

You're making me unveil kinks I never thought I d have

ALSO HOW SHE KEPT MILKING HIM DESPITE THE OVERSENSITIVITY SHES THE TRUE QUEEN HERE

I wanna kiss your brain for the smut you come up with because its exhilaratingggggggggg

OFAMDFMAD PLEASE THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY TO READ!!! OMFMGMG

honestly I didn't know I'm into CBT until I started writing about it for SA fadsnfan this shit is so hot like yes let me torture your cock and I'll love you forever fnadfna

Thank you so much for reading my love and for this sweet message, it seriously made my days 🥺💜💜

#asks: kinktober22 #asks #kiokoninetyfive

[thundergunexpresss]

Not One To Take Advantage

“Fine,” you sigh, “how about if you come in with me now, I’ll let you touch my boob.” ... It’s the most ridiculous bribe, you’ve been together for over a year and he literally touched your boob before he left out the door, but judging by the sound of the door slamming shut and the scurry of his feet behind you, you’re pretty sure it worked.”

Round two baby!!! Please leave prompts/requests in my inbox, I suck at coming up with my own and I’m struggling to think of interesting plots! enjoy ❤️

MASTERLIST

‘Outside x’

Send.

You drop your phone in your lap, looking up to the entrance of the bar. It was late, but you had volunteered to pick him up, not wanting him to have to drunkenly find his way back to your apartment on his own. It was a work do, which meant he would get absolutely wrecked. You loved to see him enjoy himself, being with the team allowing him to let go and relax with people he trusts. Plus, he was particularly handsy when he was drunk, and you loved the attention.

A hand smacking down onto the passenger window shakes you violently from your thoughts, your body jumping back against your door, shrieking as you recoil.

What the fu- Spencer.

You blink at his face which has suddenly appeared opposite you, a toothy grin on his face as he brings a hand up to wave through the window. Reaching over to unlock the door, you relax back into your seat, turning the key in the ignition.

“You’re such an idiot,” you huff as he shuts the door, hand reaching up to grab his seat belt but hitting the window with a thud instead. After a few more seconds of ungraceful grabbing, the belt clicks in place, and he brings his hand to his face to inspect the damage.

“Ouch,” he pouts, eyes wandering up to you under the dim light of the car, “hey, lets go to a store and get a first aid box,” he hesitates, “and also some chips. And chocolate.”

You laugh as the car pulls away from the bar, facing the road as you begin to drive in the direction of home.

“You has a good time then?” You raise your eyebrow, glancing over at him to find he’s already looking at you, “...what’re you looking at?”

“It was great,” he’s not so much slurring his words as he fumbling over them, eyes glazed and pupils blown from the drinks, “would’ve been better with you though.”

His hand lands on your thigh, squeezing and spreading his fingers across the fabric covering them. It’s literally right on queue, and you chuckle as you push his hand away.

“I’m driving, Spence.”

Home isn’t far, only a couple of minutes at this time of night, but you doubt he’s even registering that you’re in a car he’s that far gone. Clearly, he doesn’t care either way, his hand creeping back up your leg a lot higher than last time.

“Spence...” you warn, eyes keeping to the road, as he pushes his fingers clumsily towards your crotch. A shiver tickles up your spine as you feel how cold they are, finger tips pressing in slightly harder as his hand ascends up your leg. You can see your apartment building from where you are, fingers gripping the wheel as you keep your eyes forward.

You can hear him breathing beside you as you pull into your parking spot, key turning the engine off as the car falls dark. If you weren’t hyper aware of him touching you before, you are now. You turn to look at him, swallowing saliva you didn’t realise had built up. He’s biting his bottom lip over a smile, his eyes shining as he looks at you.

“You’re hotttttt,” he beams at you, grinning as his fingers find the lacy trim of your underwear. You let him rub at the material, your eyes still locked with his as you smile at each other. He’s so fucking cute when he’s drunk.

His smile falls into an over dramatic frown as you move your body away from him, pulling the door open as you hop out the car.

“Inside,” you pop your head back in, pointing to the front door, “before I make you sleep out here.”

He’s whines and crosses arms, childlike in his refusal to leave the car. It would definitely be annoying if it wasn’t for the smirk threatening to spread over his lips as his eyes sparkle - even in the dark. He’s toying with you, trying to get you to play along.

“Fine,” you sigh, stepping away from the car as you turn to the door, a full blown grin across his face as you look back, “how about if you come in with me now, I’ll let you touch my boob.”

It’s the most ridiculous bribe, you’ve been together for over a year and he literally touched your boob before he left out the door, but judging by the sound of the door slamming shut and the scurry of his feet behind you, you’re pretty sure it worked.

The lights are still on in the apartment, too bright in contrast to the dark outside, your eyes squinting as you turn the dimmer until the room becomes shadowed. Spencer slides past you, pulling at his tie as he drops down onto the couch, his hand reaching out, fingers grabbing the air.

“What are you doing?” You laugh, dropping your keys and making your way over to him. You need to go to bed, the early hour taking its toll, but before you can begin coaxing Spencer from his seat, his hand is grabbing your sweater, pulling you onto his lap at an awkward angle. You’re not really straddling him, one knee between his legs, holding yourself up by the pillows behind him.

Before you can readjust, his hand is looping round your neck, pulling you forward and crashing his lips into yours as he kisses you. It’s messy and it’s maybe a little bit too tongue-y, but he’s drunk, and he’s needy, and-

Drunk. Call it bad timing, his hands pushing under your sweater to feel your skin, a shiver shooting up your spine as he drags his fingers along your lower back.

“Spence,” you try to speak, but he’s lost himself in the kiss and he doesn’t even register the words, “Spence, we shouldn’t.” You pull yourself away from him and he looks panicked, desperate to get his lips back on yours.

“You’re drunk,” you explain, “what if I’m taking advantage of you.”

“No, no no no,” he drawls, “M’not drunk.” It’s cute and you really aren’t opposed to letting him just go wild on top of you, but something just feels a bit off, you being completely sober and him barely remembering his name. You sigh, pulling your bottom lip between you teeth as you look at him. You take in his pleading eyes, the way his body has melted into the couch, his hair dishevelled and lips swollen.

“I know,” your words are soft as you pull yourself away from him, settling on the couch in the spot opposite, the two of you sprawled out, watching each other. His brow is furrowed in confusion as he watches you, and you’re not sure if he’s waiting to see what you’re doing or if he just hasn’t even registered that you moved yet. It was quite the thrill being mentally superior to him, even if it was solely due to his blood alcohol level.

Bringing your hand up to your mouth, you relax into the couch, lips parting as you push your index and middle finger onto your tongue. You begin to suck on them, putting on a bit of a show for him, holding eye contact as you get your fingers wet. His pupils are fully dilated, chest rising and falling violently as he watches. You can see in your peripheral his hand creep up to his crotch, pushing his palm against the hard outline of himself under his trousers, whimpering at the first contact. Sliding your fingers from your mouth, you watch as they glisten in the dim light of the lounge. Spencer’s eyes follow them too, watching as you push your hand beneath the waistband of your sweatpants.

There’s something about the way that he can’t even see what you’re doing, the fact that he’s so visibly aroused just by the sight of you with no makeup and your pyjamas on infront of him that makes your hips jerk as your fingers come in contact with your clit. You begin to push your finger a tight circle around it, eyes fluttering shut as the feeling relaxes your body. It’s shameful how close you are just from a few seconds of your own touch, but the way Spencer’s eyes are watching you sets you on fire.

“We can both get what we want,” you say through laboured breaths, “we just can’t touch.”

His eyes shut and a whine escapes his mouth as he tugs on the fastening of his trousers. You watch him hurriedly pull down the zipper, lifting his hips as he pushes his clothes low enough that his cock springs free from its confines, slapping against his stomach and throbbing from the lack of contact.

It would be so easy to lean forward and lick a thick stripe up it, make him come undone with your mouth, even just with your hands, but this is exciting. You know he feels it too, the excitement of hands off, watching what you can’t have. His head is probably spinning right now, his fingers have wrapped around his length and he’s picked up a sloppy but quick rhythm, he doesn’t seem like he’s trying to make this one last.

Circling your clit a few more times, a guttural moan escapes your lips as you push your fingers further down, pushing two inside of yourself, feeling how wet you are. Bringing your other hand inside your sweats, you carry on with the tight circles you’ve been pressing over your clit, and- fuck.

It’s so good. Both hands are working at a rapid pace, you don’t know where to focus - your fingers which are working in and out of you, not quite filling you enough, or the knot forming in your lower stomach which threatens to snap and send you over the edge any second. You’re not even focusing on Spencer anymore, your head falling back onto the pillows behind you as you speed up your fingers. It’s so good, it’s so good, it’s so fucking- ah, good.

Your mouth falls open, no sound coming out as your muscles begin to spasm, your chest heaves up, struggling to keep your hands on yourself as your body moves involuntarily, shaking as you come.

Your mind feels like mush, your senses numb as you soak up every last second of your orgasm. The only thing your brain focusing on being the smacking sound coming from your boyfriend. Your eyes blink open as you lift your head, and how could you forget.

He’s still staring straight at you, his hand working over himself so fast you can barely see it. You know he’s close, he’s only bothering to pay attention to the angry red head of his cock, the noises falling from his lips becoming ragged and guttural. You know how much he loves watching you in pleasure, sometimes eating you out for hours, coming back up to face level with you, a wet stain on the front of his boxers just from watching you, not even having to touch himself to get off from it.

Pushing yourself onto your knees, you steady yourself on his thighs as you lean in, your face hovering above the erratic movements of his hands. He must think you’re about to take over, his hand slowing as he lets out a sigh which almost sounds like relief.

Neither of you have spoken since you started, and you keep it that way, not wanting to disrupt the magic boy in front of you. Your hand covers his, building a rhythm again as moans fall from his lips, despite the fact it’s his own hand. Just you setting the pace for him enough to make him want to come undone for you.

“I’m close,” the words barely make it out of his mouth, chest heaving as he looks at you desperately, eyes wide and pleading.

There’s not much time until he’s going to spill. Your eyes flick to his hand, and then back to his face. You weren’t going to touch him, but Jesus, you wanted to.

You look away from him, gaze averting as you concentrate on anything other than the thought of how he looks when he comes, his hair in his eyes and his lips red and bruised from his own biting.

You could perhaps compromise.

Leaving down, a thick line of spit falls from your mouth, hitting the head of his cock. It makes his hand slippery, the slap on his skin becoming louder as his movements become violent. You don’t wait to see his reaction, leaning up and connecting your lips just as messily as they’d met when you’d first got home.

The noise he makes is animalistic, strangled and as if he’d let go of all control of his body as he comes, fingers gripping onto your arm so tight it hurts. You press kisses against the edge of his mouth, his lips, his cheeks, gentle reminders of your presence as his body twitches, riding the wave.

It takes a minute of sitting in silence, chests heaving as you both allow yourselves to enjoy the moment together before either of you makes an effort to speak.

“You said,” he starts, muttering through heavy breaths, his alcohol laced breath hitting your nose as he speaks, “I could touch your boob.”

A laugh escapes you, grin lingering as you pull the two of you up from your slump on the couch. He’s messy, and as you look down you realise you’re messy too, but it can be dealt with in the morning. It’s nearly 4am, and you need sleep.

His arm drapes over your shoulder as you lead him towards your bedroom, supporting his drunk and spent body as best you can. Stripping him of his clothes and leaving them on the floor, you pull the blankets back and collapse into bed. He’s not far behind you, arms finding your body and wrapping round you as he settles his head to the pillow.

He’s not brushed his teeth, or washed, or had a drink of water as he normally insisted, but his grip on your waist and his face nuzzling into your neck convinces you that it’s not important.

His grip loosens, muscles becoming lax, the only noises coming from him the shallow breaths he takes as he sleeps. It’s soothing, your eyes shutting as you focus on listening to his breathing regulate. Seconds from falling into your long over due sleep, Spencer moves, his hand making his way from its spot on your waist and of course, even drunk and sleeping, he’s still the man you fell in love with, stubborn and insistent.

It lands on your boob, fingers resting there, gently squeezing as he hums sleepily, insistent on getting what he was promised, and your heart flutters.

You love drunk Spencer.

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