#Park Story

[nerdpoe]

It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.

He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.

Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.

He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.

He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.

Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.

So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.

They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.

When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.

What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.

Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.

"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"

OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #tim absolutely digs into whether or not being dead effects his taxes #kon starts questioning whether he should be paying them? #is he even a legal resident of the usa? #tim should he get naturalized? #bart wants to go to amity #because talking and sentient zombies are cool as fuck #cassie is not super on board with going to amity park #she has a few more questions before agreeing to a field trip to go there #and there will be a field trip to amity park #a city of technically undead due to ecto contamination functioning perfectly normal? #fuck yeah they wanna see this twilight zone bullshit

[someonetooksendnoodles]

i’m such a whore for jaw-dropping, heavily stylized, thematically laden, full of heart animation. will forever be impressed at the stories that are coming from non-disney studios having their moment to shine.

#this is a #nimona #nimona movie #post but i’m also gonna plug other stories that echo this sentiment #song of the sea #dead end paranormal park #spop #the mitchells vs the machines #kataow #kipo netflix #wendell and wild #the hollow netflix #tales of arcadia #hilda #carmen sandiego #klaus #puss in boots #i know there’s more and i’ll come back and tag em when i remember #moon girl and devil dinosaur #my dad the bounty hunter #teenage mutant ninja turtle mutant mayhem #coming back to add #the road to el dorado #bc i just watched it and tbh very good #trolls #yeah this is being added too #THE SOUNDTRACK FUCKS #also fuck disney and its being added bc it is so much better than wish #dreamworks trolls #trolls movie

[chewingbatmanlikeasqueakytoy]

Why doesn't the justice league know about Amity Park?

Okay so it's been a bit sonce I watched the show but one of the things in DpxDC is the anti-ecto acts, which I love, but correct me if I'm wrong, I THINK ??? they only show up in reality trip? SO: What if Danny, when using the gauntlet to undo everything, also got rid of the Anti-Ecto acts? but this is babys first time editing reality so he uh Fucks Up A Lil'. As a result when Danny used the reality gauntlet to wipe the AEA from existence he accidentally wiped Amity Park from perception. A big 'nothing matters over here' jedi mind trick, and now no ones looking at Amity. So, the Justice League actually WERE looking into and monitoring the situation in Amity, but when the perception filter closed them off, all of that suddenly went ignored.

This is noticed when someone (Alfred, Dick, Tim, literally anyone) realises theres just. A BIG dusty pile of case files semi abandoned somewhere in the cave when going through a (time period)ly cave cleaning.

They put it down because it's Not Important.

They come back to finish the cleaning the next day and do the exact same thing, but there's nothing to actually distract them this time and it pings as weird. Because why would case files be not important? They are by definition important, because only things flagged as important go into case files.

They try to get someone else to read it, because as long as they don't read the information in the file, they don't put it down.

That person goes to read it, gets a line in and then says something like 'that isn't important' and goes to leave. Person A pushes it and person B ALSO catches on.

Que the Batfam trying to figure out hey, what the fuck actually?

Meanwhile, how is Amity fairing? Canon compliant everything's going alright? Or have knock on effects to No One Look Here started to show?

#Another way for the JL not to notice amity park and not make the JL wildly incompetent #and if the anti ecto acts ARE a response to reign storm #then the JL doing their own investigations into it around that time checks out #plus it opens plenty of reasonable excuses for some of the more horrifying concepts to take place #oh an entire town only people inside it can percieve? #an entire organisation like the giw you could totally bullshit something like #they have anti ghost technology of COURSE the perception filter doesnt effect them #they made the anti filters when they realised they were unable to communicate outside the town #so thats how theyre getting funding and supplies in #(and that leaves a trail for the JL to follow) #YEAH #an entire town that cant be percieved #with a population that arguably the government has given free range on? #that sounds like a cadmus PLAYGROUND #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #danny phantom #story prompt #or starter? #lmao not sure

[strawbrrycuteblog]

En- nsfw links pt.2

Sunghoon

Sunghoon letting you sooth your oral fixation while scrolling through TikTok.

Sunghoon pushing your legs up after you’ve already orgasmed so he can fuck you deeper.

Your hands cuffed while sunghoon takes you on the dorm bed.

Jay

Jay pushing down on the bulge he formed in your stomach while he makes you cum.

Jay pulling your arms back while he fucks you from behind after a date.

Jay posing you naked in front of the open hotel window.

Heeseung

A photo of heeseungs hand in your panties in the mirror.

Heeseung with fan!you after their concert back in the hotel room.

Heeseung slowly moving in and out of your sweet cunny.

Heeseung giving you what you want after interrupting his game.

Jake

Jake making you record while he rubs your clit, in front of the bathroom mirror.

Jake taking you from behind after he saw a guy flirting with you in the lobby.

Jake teasing your overstimulated hole then coming in your panties.

Sunoo

Sunoo sending you a video of him rubbing his clothed hard on.

Sex with sunoo while the members left the hotel room.

Helping sunoo jerk off before cockwarming him.

Extras! <3

Fivesome with hyungline while sunoo records.

Foursome with 02z.

Sex with sunghoon before the Prada show.

Threesome with ramyeonz.

I added a fourth one to heeseungs cause I loved the others and wanted to add that one also! 😭👍

#enhypen #enha smut #enhypen drabbles #jake sim #lee heeseung #park sunghoon #park jay #kim sunoo #mature theme #mature story #strawbrrycuteblog #enha links #enha x reader #enha

[planetmars732]

how it feels when i get really excited to talk ab a special interest and my friend goes "yeah you've said that before"

#just let me have this #please #SHHHHHH NO YOUVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE #booklr #six of crows #ouran high school host club #supernatural #disney #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #big mouth #south park #doki doki literature club #last night at the telegraph club #to name a few

[captainjoongki]

the fall 2023 kdrama slate be like

#perfect marriage revenge #my demon #the story of park's marriage contract #kdrama #kdramas

[melonpaya]

mermaid au?

#huntlow #the owl house #toh #willow park #hunter toh #my art #this started off as a little mermaid au #but then i started doodling more of this au that i just ended up making up my own mermaid story LOL

[saccharinerose]

Furina: Anyone I've ever worked with probably couldn't wait to get rid of me... Since I'm just an ordinary person now. They'll probably just laugh in my face if I go asking them for help... :(

Neuvillette, the second Furina asks him about booking the Opera Epiclese, the process for which is notably cumbersome and complex: Yes, I will take care of it immediately. Btw does this mean you will allow audiences (myself included) to enjoy your outstanding acting talents once more? 🥺

#furina #neuvillette #genshin 4.2 spoilers #genshin spoilers #genshin 4.2 #genshin impact #he is so horrendously pathetically down bad for her #i want to put clown make-up on him and beat him up in a parking lot #MY MAN #YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM SERENADING AT HER WINDOW #so yeah i played furina's story quest #her 1st story quest was kinda depressing #but also hopeful #we still have her presumed 2nd story quest for the 2nd weekly boss of Fontaine #maybe this one will have an all-around happier note #building on the hopeful end of her 1st one #i just want furina to be happy :') #focallette #neuvifuri

[xboxissues]

New Xbox Games for October 17th to 21st 2022

#Kovox Pitch #Them’s Fightin’ Herds #Ghostbusters #Spirits Unleashed #A Plague Tale #Requiem #41 Hours #The Last Hero of Nostalgaia #WW2 #Bunker Simulator #Doomed To Hell #Gas Station Simulator #Jackbox Party Pack 9 #JoJo Siwa #Worldwide Party #New Tales From the Borderlands #One True Hero #Park Story #Persona 5 Royal #Phantom Abyss #Pnevmo #Capsula #Shapeshooter #Tempus #Level Escape #Aery #Last Day of Earth #gotham knights #xboxon #xbox one

[saprozoicworm]

im forcing people to hang out with stan on the farm and today its wendy

#the song stan learned was absolutely (story of a girl) btw #i don't really care abt the ship i just like drawing characters together #south park #stan marsh #wendy testaburger #stendy #or whatever

[stankyles]

I’m sick of looking at this

#south park #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #art #does this count as vent art if it’s based on a true story #may or may not have drunkenly passed out on the floor of a Taco Bell bathroom after claiming to be having a Stan marsh moment #just wanted to memorialize it for myself

[nerdpoe]

Wes Weston's parents, concerned for their sons mental health, move to the Kansas countryside.

And after the first day there, he is absolutely convinced that the Kent's dear son who lives in Metropolis is Superman.

He helped them move in, and Wes clocked him in an instant.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #when superman pulls wes aside to explain why outing superheroes is a bad idea #he stops when he's like #“wait. your parents said you had a crazy conspiracy theory that some kid was a hero named Phantom” #“because HE IS IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY-” #“but we don't know a hero by that name. where are you from?” #“Amity Park duh” #clark asks bruce to look into amity park illinois #bruce comes back asking why he's curious about a town that doesn't exist

[en-gelic]

౨ৎ soft launching your relationship with jay (2/7)

✮ heeseung jay jake masterlist

taglist : @cholexc @i57berry (send and ask or comment to be added !)

#lia writes ๋࣭ ⭑౨ৎ #enhypen imagines #enhypen #enha #enha fluff #enha ig stories #enha jay #enha imagines #enhypen jay #park jongseong

[halfghostwriter]

When a true baby ghost is born— a ghost not born of dying, but rather through the desire of another ghost— they are little more than a core with wispy ectoplasm emanating from them for about a month. During said month, they take on influence from their surroundings in order to figure out the form they’ll take, hence why so many young ghosts look like their parents.

Because they aren’t fully formed until a month after their birth, the parent or parents will take on a far more aggressive, primal form in order to protect their child. The parent’s form will become incredibly monstrous, and their size will increase, with triple their normal size being most common among parents. Their mental state also becomes incredibly instinctual, higher intelligence temporarily being replaced by aggression towards anyone the ghost doesn’t consider family. They stay in this state until the baby is fully formed.

Of course, Danny “don’t worry about it” Phantom forgets to add this bit of trivia to his explanation to his fellow heroes as to why he was taking paternity leave. In his defense, he didn’t expect them to visit during that month.

And he definitely didn’t expect his brooding brain to latch onto most everyone who visited as “part of his brood.”

#danny phantom #dp x dc #Danny has inadvertently kidnapped: 1. the entire shazam family 2. most of the batfamily 3. most of young Justice 4. Martian Manhunter #5. several green lanterns 6. teekl somehow 7. several pretty rocks #I should mention Danny’s ‘brooding form’ is far larger than average #mostly because of his incredibly long tail that he’s using to wrap around his ‘brood’ #he keeps the baby in the extra pair of hands he grew #the only reason Sam and Tucker aren’t there is because they were with Danny when frostbite explained everything #they helped set up his nest in a quite part of amity park #the entire town knows not to go there during the month #it was a big story on the news #specifically because it meant that the usual rogues gallery wouldn’t be invading during that time #because no ghost in their right mind would approach a brooding ghost #phantomama au

[quiinniart]

may i offer you some kyle in these trying times

#margeritart #south park #kyle brovlofski #in other news i went to a paramore concert last night #i fucking love you paramore #literally so fun #anyways #cant stop thinking about the sp band au #send help #and by help i mean ask me about my sp band au #me and my friend have created seriously such a big story around it #im mentally ill probably

[strangelittlestories]

When the adventurers reached the next town, they were horrified to find the inhabitants gathered by the river in order to dunk a witch.

The party drew their weapons, summoned their magicks (both divine and profane) and demanded the townspeople cease at once.

The people of the town who were not actively holding the witch underwater formed a quick circle to elect a spokesperson. That spokesperson stepped forward with palms outstretched and begged the visitors to stay their righteous wrath! The scene unfolding was not what they thought.

How exactly, inquired the party Paladin, did we manage to misinterpret the fact that you are currently dipping a witch in and out of a body of water? Because, oh gosh, if this is a humorous misunderstanding, then it is a *doozy*.

The spokesperson conceded that, yes, the people were currently in the act of dunking the witch in the river and then pulling her out again, before pushing her back in again. However! They were not doing this as any kind of test or punishment, but simply allowing the witch’s magic to diffuse into the water. This would ensure bountiful fishing and also make it nicer for the local water spirits.

But, the Rogue interjected, does the witch not have any strong feelings about this?

I should say she does, replied the spokesperson, she thinks it’s a marvellous time!

At this point the witch - in the act of being lifted out of the river - did indeed give out a screech of delight and proceed to scamper up the bank, before cannonballing back into the water with an almighty splash.

The party Wizard admitted this did look like fun and asked if she could have a go.

Well, remarked the Paladin as the group relaxed by the water to watch the frolicking, I’ve never seen a magic user used as a mystic tea bag before. Truly, these local traditions have a unique kind of magic to them…

Indeed, added the Rogue, you could say the place is quite literally *steeped* in it.

And this is how a strange little anarchist commune of a town founded the world’s first water park.

#writing #microfiction #short story #flash fiction #fantasy #water park #witches #puns #well kinda puns #feghoot #a weird one