#Reasons ask meme

[undead-knick-knack]

It's only a matter of time

#and before anyone asks #i intentionally left torog out #for format reasons and because i don't think fearne would like him #same for vecna #critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #fearne calloway #cr spoilers #betrayer gods #gina linetti #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole me.e #critrole meme #1k #2k

[eyrieofsynapses]

hey, Leverage peeps, I've got a thought. I've seen a lot of posts and memes joking about Nate's inability to understand that his clients do not want money, they want revenge. I also find this funny. but I was thinking about it and I realized something: there's a personal reason behind it. there is a very, very good reason why Nate doesn't get that.

Nate's drive to lead Leverage, outside of the crew, originated from his son's death due to his insurance company's refusal to cover the bill for the required treatment. we all know this. if his company had paid for Sam's treatment, everything would've been fine.

…or, if Nate had been a little wealthier, had a little more change to spend… maybe he could've paid for it. maybe Blackpool never would've had a say in any of it. maybe Nate would've had everything under control from the start.

we've discussed at length in the fandom how money equals safety for some of the others in the crew (Parker and Hardison grew up with little to none and know its importance to survival, Eliot needs it to stay ahead of his old enemies, etc.), but I don't know that I've seen any discussion on how it's relevant to Nate. for him, however, money equals security in healthcare and in housing (he lost the house, remember?). Nate's older than the others. he remained in the same place for much longer, and he had a stable life for a while. the others haven't been in that position before. many of their clients, however, are at that place in life.

yes, for the others, money keeps them ahead of the game and it keeps them secure. but none of them ever lost a kid because they couldn't pay for healthcare. none of them risk losing the life of someone who is completely dependent on them when they don't have enough.

(Hardison, perhaps, has the closest understanding, considering he hacked a bank to pay for his Nana's healthcare. but he never lost her.)

Nate thinks ahead, you know? he has a long-term view of things. I imagine that for him, when clients refuse the money, they're not just refusing a month's worth of groceries, or a place to stay the night, or the ability to keep running. for him, they're refusing control over their hard-earned, stable, long-term living situation. they're refusing the potential to save a family member's life.

I dunno, guys. I think that's a pretty good reason to not understand why people don't want the money.

#leverage #leverage meta #nate ford #meta #ello folks it has been A While #but I saw another one of these memes today and couldn't help but ask myself 'why?' #and this came out #anyway I figure this is a fair reason to have more trouble Getting It #when you think about it Nate's probably gotten the closest to most of their clients' living situations #the rest of them have had Very Unusual Lives #but so many of their clients are PARENTS #they're people with STABLE LIVING SITUATIONS #they're ordinary middle-class people! #and Nate was the only one who lived as an adult in that situation! #he's the only one who understands what it's like to have a regular family depending on him to keep the household running! #no WONDER he worries more about this! #he understands the consequences better than the others do! #I dunno I feel like that gets overlooked a lot #anyway have fun playing with this #synapse meta

[obamerzslop]

Hell nah, not my son!

#the amazing digital circus #tdac #tadc #tadc caine #tadc fanart #tadc meme #tadc kinger #kinger x caine #caine x kinger #royalteeth #kingleader #I drew this for totally normal reasons #I SWEAR THE ORIGINAL LOOKS THE SAME SO I RE DREW IT #I DIDNT COME UP WITH THIS POSE #ITS REIGEN GETTING HELD BY DIMPLE #also dont ask why i had that in the first place

[ash-and-starlight]

all i has to read was 🌞🌛 and i’m already obsessed

!!!!! my loveee!!! thank you ok this one makes no sense it’s all just about the Vibes. the Aesthetic. i wanted to do a leyendecker style study with moon spirit! sokka and then of course the worms that reside in my brain said why not add sun spirit zuko too. and then i hit a two months creative dry spell and it just sat there incomplete for ages, now that the motivation is tentatively coming back let’s hope i manage to finish it sjdhsjsj

#also re: your other ask #dw about ​the typo its sexy #i really wanted to try my take on sun spirit zuko for. a mayhaps petty reason. #like i don’t wanna be mean but zuko with yellow hair looks kinda cursed. #u didn’t hear that from me though #art meme #my art #ash replies

[paimonial-rage]

Ask meme - 6 and 9 for the dragon men (zhongli and neuvillette) please!

This took so long I am so sorry, but here we go!

[Character Analysis Ask Meme]

What is Neuvillette's biggest insecurity?

Neuvillette’s biggest insecurity is not something he's ever tried to hide. Anyone that has spent enough time with the Iudex has probably heard him mention it before. Simply put, Neuvillette doesn't understand the emotions of humans very well. He never has and sometimes he doubts if he ever will? How many times has this flaw of his costed him dearly in the past? How many mistakes has he made? And how many are there yet to come? How he dreads the thought.

What can’t you trust [Neuvillette] with?

To chase after you - Iudex Neuvillette is many things—polite, kind, intelligent—but he is not a man without faults. Only a few know him well enough to realize he holds many regrets upon his shoulders, majority that were never his burden alone to bear. Should you ever become the source of one of these regrets, you can surely expect to know. With somber eyes and a weight upon his shoulders, he will apologize to you. But don’t expect anymore than that. Not understanding human emotions is not only his weakness, but a prison. He will not attempt to make things up to you nor will he try to make things how they used to be. You’re best off where he can hurt you no more, even if that means he will be left alone to the rain.

What is Zhongli's biggest insecurity?

Who knows lol.

What can’t you trust Zhongli with?

With mora - As knowledgeable and talented Zhongli is with many things, it is a surprise to many to hear that businessmen don’t exactly enjoy making deals with him. How can they when contract discussions always leave them with the [shorter end of the stick]? How many [unforeseen business expenses] do they end up incurring in such a short amount of time? In the end, they always lose more than they gained. What they don’t know is this unfortunate occurrence happens with any Mora dealings with the man. But what can you expect for someone that, by contract, has the Traveler liable for all expenses during his outings with them? It's simply best to leave all matters of mora out of any relationships with him.

With your heart - If there's one thing true about Zhongli, it's that, while he may withhold the truth, he does not lie. So when he speaks of a person warmly, they can very well believe his words to be true. That being said, it is important that one does not mistaken his warmth with depth. One cannot simply entrust their heart to him and expect his in return. How could anyone hope to understand the weight of many a millennia, after all? So while the desire may be cute, it'll never be something he would even consider to reciprocate.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #zhongli #neuvilllette #zhongli x reader #neuvillette x reader #character analysis ask meme #my writing #i am so sorry this took so long anon i have no excuses #not the happiest with these set of responses either #neuvillette’s insecurity answer is severely lacking #it’s so obvious that it feels too easy but like #the reason why i feel that way is because the answer doesn’t answer WHY tha5 is his biggest insecurity. WHY does it matter to him so much? #the obvious answer is that it is because he cares about humans but why?? #the answer i came to is that deep down he wants to be accepted by humans which is why he seeks to understand them but i am not sure #granted that’s just my gut answer. i need to do way more research but i already left you waiting too long #as for zhongli like….. ugh #my first answer for what you can trust him with was a cop out but like!!! #that’s because my second answer is like something i talk about alllll the time when i talk about zhongli OTL #i have a whole series surrounding it orz #i didn’t think anyone would want me to talk about it again so i came up with the cop out answer #but the cop out answer was such a cop out i ended up typing my original idea haha #so you get two answers that are kind of mediocre. i’m sorry. ;v; #all of my other answers for him would be more humorous #you can’t trust him with: common sense… bringing appropriate party cups… arriving to events on time #tho there’s no proof for it you gotta admit that he gives off the vibes of someone tha5 is chronically late to everything #and as for his insecurity like… typically old and ‘spiritually actualized’ people are of the hardest to analyze in terms of insecurities #he has no chinks in his armor #i will be working on your next ask though! hopefully it takes less time ;v;

[dabislittlemouse]

No thoughts, head empty, just imagining a threesome with Dabi and Shigaraki. You’re in the middle (either getting spit roasted or double penetrated), and they’re both praising you for taking their cocks as the same time. You’re blowing Shigaraki and he gently holds your hair away from your face, fingers massaging your scalp whenever you start to gag while reminding you to breathe through your nose between grunts. Dabi eats your pussy while you sit on his face, hands gripping your thighs and ass, rubbing his nose against your clit for extra stimulation as he tongue fucks you. Eventually, you’re sandwiched between them, one cock in your pussy and another inside your ass… or maybe both are in your pussy! Whichever hole(s) they choose, you’re sobbing and moaning with pleasure as your two men call you the most endearing pet-names like “baby”, “doll”, and “sweetheart”, tell you what a good girl you are when you reach your orgasm, and reward you with such tender aftercare, like a bath or cuddles. If you’re sore the next day, they have no problem staying in bed with you <3

Omg anon I-

FUCKKKCKDNSKFJS THIS is so hot holy shit, I’d do ANYTHING to be sandwiched between them like that 🫣 them corrupting inexperienced me into having a threesome, with sweet encouraging words and praises until I end up full with both of their cocks sldjsndbwudjajdaodjskdjdj IM SO WEAK FOR THISSSSSSSS

I can aready hear their deep voices, their moaning and grunting as they slam into me at the same time 😩

#B’s inbox🦋 #that meme is me whenever i open tumblr inbox #ugh the way I squeezed my legs from the image this ask brought in my mind #*feral demonic screeches* #sitting on dabi’s face while deepthroating tomura is just GGRHRBTJSKDJFJ #a literal dream #i want them both i got two holes for a reason #but they can also use only one and scretch me :) #dabi #touya todoroki #mha shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #dabi smut #shigaraki smut #dabi x reader #shigaraki x reader

[cokowiii]

Merry Christmas!!! I’m sorry for whoever saw my last post! Here’s a doodle I did when I got home! Nothing sus here :)))

#mikey vape au #drawing #sketch #rottmnt #doodle #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #small artist #mikey #digital #color #Im filling up the tags real quick #no reason #don’t worry about it #ignore the tags :))) #if I get an ask sending a meme I will post a small tease of a page #don’t worry bout it #i would post it at exactly 9pm pst my time

[moonshynecybin]

[regarding my latest Rosquez and because the idea came when I saw your tags on that text post] Austria 2023 (10th GP of the season, first Sunday race Marc finished last year), Marc going to Vale on Sunday night and asking him for something to smoke (“Oh, come on, don’t make this face, you’re Valentino Rossi, of course you can get whatever you want wherever we are in the World”)

Anyway, they end up sitting next to each other, passing the blunt back and forth in silence until Marc says “Everyone’s making a huge deal of the fact I finally finished a race on a Sunday but the only reason I finished is because I didn’t push. Not pushing put me P12. I don’t race to finish 12th.”

Valentino also asks him if he’s started thinking about his options and Marc chuckles, asks him “Why? You’re offering me a job?” and Valentino laughs, half-evades the question with something like “You deserve a good bike, everybody deserves to see you at your best”.

If Marc gets cold, I think there is a chance that Valentino wraps his arm around his back.

Marc does not let his head fall againt Valentino’s shoulder.

marc genuinely not knowing where to get weed and going to valentino is so funny… save me dirtbag… save meeee

i think marc going to vale is also insane in this context bc marc was crashing alllll the fucking time then like notably more than usual not even finishing races just a miserable time. and then he goes FINE i will have to be content with mediocrity bc constantly crashing like that isn’t sustainable, but he’s also probably so MAD and frustrated about it bc he’s never been content with mediocrity in his life!!! so like. marc is most likely in an insane headspace here wrt his overly competitive little brain. truly i think the way he sees it, his two options are both intolerable: injury or mediocrity. because winning is not an option. hell world. leaving for gresini but not quite ready to let go world.

so he’s like. keyed up here. anxious and trapped results-wise in a situation that is just as painful as his arm injury but for entirely different reasons. and going to vale about it is insane bc divorce but! i could see him being desperate and not being popular or comfy enough in the paddock to know literally anyone else with drugs (and anyone else that he is a. in love with and b. able to relate to about specific ass sporting woes. literally you can’t fix this one with a surgeon buddy you need the DOCTOR.) so he reaches out again like he so often does…

HOWEVER !! i think this situation is also fucking BANANAS from vale’s emotional standpoint. like even outside of being his nemesis’s weed supplier (truly i think some part of him is like GOD okay needs to chill out so fine i’ll give him some pot. like perhaps no one else on earth has needed a hit more), it’s crazy in the context of vale’s myriad theoretical complexes about marc’s riding style. like. insane for him.

so it’s going fine until marc brings it up to him maybe after a few puffs. they’re like loose with weed and giggly (and a little unconsciously handsy. somehow marc’s head IS on vale’s shoulder but that’s just bc it’s cold and he fits there. and weed. no other reason dwai.) and!! maybe vale is relaxing into it. letting marc lean back against him and remembering how uncomplicated this can be. thinking about marc’s pink cheeks that first time he took a hit off of vale’s joint back in 2014, and how he’d teased vale for thinking he would cough. but marc shifts a bit, chewing on his cheek, clearly working through some residual stress. and he brings it all up bc he needs advice about his dogshit situation and vale is literally the only yardstick he will EVER measure himself with, but vale reads it as him almost like. asking vale for absolution concerning his riding habits and the risks he takes. which is something vale at this point can under no circumstances give him. because he’s stillllllll terrified he’s going to lose marc. so he pulls away and marc’s side is suddenly cold and it implodes from there…

#vale starts very sweet like you’ll be okay you need a better bike :) thumb on marc’s shoulder. #and then marc says smth clumsy about needing to crash and injury and vale gets um. some not good associations. #callie speaks #motogp #asks #rosquez #this was the ask i almost answered with the weed meme if anyone was curious #also scheduled this to post while i’m asleep. for whatever reason.

[chiliger]

the fool for the title game!

Oh I was hoping for this one :)

The Fool - Dogma

#doodle #art meme #ask #corvod #clone trooper dogma #kit thank you for giving me a reason to do an angst

[t4tails]

im aware im supposed to be getting bad vibes from apollo but he literally has the exact same personality as hades to me

#og post #liveposting #like grab her without asking + giving coat etc all things hades did too #theres no reason for me to feel antagonistic tpwards him #its like that human resources meme

[kaiju-krew]

Do you know of any less than official ways to watch Legacy of Monsters for those who dont have/cant afford an Apple Tv+ subscription?

#for legal reasons this is a joke #im not comfy posting links but it's not too hard to find just remember to use an adblocker!! keep ur comp safe!! #also this is a meme pls dont whine in my asks abt the morality of piracy apple is a multi billion dollar company they can handle it #ok? ok #kai talks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the patient but intense waiting continues

#well. i suppose that if it drops after dark. that will make it all the spookier! #and i know i Know we still have hours yet till sundown (depending on where you live) but still but still #if it drops while im eating dinner i Will choke and pass away <3 #kidding kidding ofc #i have a simple meme Primed for posting the moment the site opens its beautiful gates #in the meantime i im in the mood to scribble. perhaps some asks will get answered #scribble salad #i hope clown is doing alright! #im a little worried for No reason other than its 4 pm and the site is still down. i tend to worry about everything #im sure everything is fine #its probably Quite The Process!

[outeremissary]

1B on that pose meme (or whatever it's called) has real comedy potential. Not like that person is actually hurt or dying but something melodramatic, you know? I'm picturing Regongar holding Octavia and he's shouting MY GIRL NEEDS A MANICURE STAT! in response to her "I broke a nail!" bark

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR VISION

edit. realizing that I read the dialogue provided wrong. forgive me. I got too excited about it.

#god I love these problem bisexuals so fucking much #not entirely satisfied with this but I was dedicated enough to the idea to go through multiple iterations and at some point I had to rein i #GREAT ask thank you for giving me a reason to draw them and such a WONDERFUL prompt what a great thing to see #art meme #or whatever me tag is. #ask me emithing #octavia #regongar #pfkm #silversiren1101 #emi art

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

character dynamic ask game

qs focusing around how two characters interact with & see each other. any kind of matchup (partners, friends, mortal enemies, etc.) is fair game!

rules: send two characters and a question (or more!)

what were A's first impressions of B? were they mostly correct or have they changed?

if asked to describe B to a stranger, what would A say? are they mostly truthful, or is there anything they omit?

what's something A thinks in their head about B that they would NEVER tell them out loud? alternately, what's something they want to say to them but haven't/can't, and why not?

how does A refer to B (first name/last name/pet name/title/etc) in their head, to them directly, and to others? are they different? why?

A has to get B a [birthday/christmas/whatever] gift. right now. what would they get? how long would they spend thinking about it?

what does A think B thinks of them? or, if asked to describe their relationship, how would they do it? are they right?

are there any habits, mannerisms, practices etc. A does because of B? anything they do because they saw B doing it, or got advice from them about it, or something rubbed off on them? alternately, are there any little things B does that annoy them?

is there anything they really disagree on? what are they most likely to argue about?

what do outsiders think their relationship is? do they consciously or unconsciously act different around others?

how well does A think they know B? are they correct?

what's something A knows about B that most people don't? alternately, what's something most people believe about B that A doesn't?

if B asked A for help, how likely would they be to give it?

if A needed help, how likely would they be to ask B for it?

for two characters that met very recently, how would their dynamic be different (if at all) if they had known each other for much longer? for characters that are childhood/longtime acquaintances, how would it be different if they met for the first time today?

what's A's absolute favorite (or least favorite) thing about B?

free space: what's your favorite thing about their dynamic, as a fan or as a writer?

#the nemesis speaks #ask game #ask meme #hmmmmmi probably should not tag ramble here too much on account of i want ppl Not following me to not be like put out by it #anyway short(ish) list bc i wanted it to be questions that were actually like. interesting for the majority of characters #i.e. questions that were unlikely to just be ''idk whatever'' #+some of them are kind of a 2-in-1 for that reason #ANYWAY #anyway you can always ask me about pla characters. it is always morally correct #or msa or w/e but. yknow. im mostly a pla blog atp

[hunny-bxscuit]

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHITPOST.

#shadowpeach #lmk #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #six eared macaque #EVERYBODY SHUT UP HE'S FLEXING HIS BOYFRIEND #Wukong doesn't call Macaque 'peaches' for no reason /hj #I only planned this to be a sketch but I ended up painting half of it 😭😭 #my art #this meme has been going around Twitter recently so i had to do it LMAO #don't ask me if Macaque is purposefully swiping his tail under Wukong's chin #because the answer is yes HAHHAHA

[gothamcity-official]

Management is sadly touchy with the censors, despite what everyone can hear walking down one block, but Mod Rusty is recovering and we wish them well.

#only in gotham #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #mod maxi (oc) #mod rusty (oc) #in character #op #dc #thereal reason is that I'm slightly uncomfortable about swearing I don't want to get into it in a RP blog meant for funsies but- #-typically if I was hearing a direct family member swear things were Not Great #this was the intended pay off of the meme poll btw lol #(please don't push about the swearing thing I WILL turn off asks)