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doctorwhoisadhd · 9 months

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what are your thomas england thoughts? like what do u think thomas was like b4 they died

ok so thomas england is DEFINITELY one of the players who i imagine as part of the Prehistory Fridays Gang. so first he was around for everything in prehistory (along with fletcher berger, sebastian diaz and his partner, erickson hendricks, rhonda elliott, our lady of perpetual friday, fenry marlow and their dog homer, fitzgerald massey, jessi wise, and mrs silk who was then miss silk. and then also baby york and his dad parker, who was dating miss silk. obv not all of these people were necessarily fridays players at the time though maybe they worked behind the scenes). so THAT was a whole thing.

honestly part of the problem of being LITERALLY retconned out of the game is nobody remembers you anymore. thomas england was only around long enough to get joke lore, we were only really just starting to flesh out relationships between the players when he got incinerated, and he didnt get any of that. and what adds to this problem is, well in the fridays style of lore, we dont necessarily think about what a player does outside of blaseball, or at least we DEFINITELY didnt early on (and didnt get ANY new entirely unlored players until relatively late af in the game — so like, after sixpack on s4d86 our next two were fenry and yass statter jr in the s13 and s19 elections respectively). so as a result there isnt any kind of a precedent to fall back on for what i think about what he did?

but here's what i DO know;

i disagree with the wiki on this one: neither of his parents are from the UK (there is no way). i like to think like, at least one of his parents is native, and hes lived there his entire life

his legal name is thomas england + thats whats on all his blaseball stuff, but typically with other islanders he'd use pelekane (which is what some of the last few members of the hawaiian royal family called england in ʻolelo hawaiʻi). so its like, his career name is thomas england

hes transmasc B) also ADHD

he played first base

he loves doctor who, and not just because its from the UK. like, hes seen the TV movie and at least one of the peter cushing movies and most of classic who, listened to a whole bunch of audios, reads the comics and the novels and like every EDA, has a subscription to dwmag, his bar for media quality is on the fucking GROUND so its literally all good he just loves dr who so much. he also probably has a cosplay of literally every doctor (including the shalka doctor and like the curse of fatal death ones too)

despite this he DOES. NOT. know ANYTHING about UK culture. he is constantly having amelia bedelia type misunderstandings of what things are. (ex: beans on toast = toast, peanut butter, jelly beans / "the tube" = "big pneumatic tube like the one for salmon, except people sized" / thinks john lennon's name was actually "john lemon")

he cant tell a single british accent apart he just identifies all of it as "british accent". fitz massey is from australia and is completely unaware that he thinks they are british. it is extremely lucky that he has never met anyone from ireland because they would probably strangle him. (weirdly though: despite him identifying approximately 50% of kiwis as british seemingly completely at random (absolutely no common criteria has been found at all. not looks not age not location nothing), he identifies 100% of scottish accents as "aotearoan")

he plays ʻukulele! maybe he worked at a ʻukulele store for a time at some point, even if it was like a summer job during high school... i like to think he's what got heat into playing :')

obsessed with choose your own adventure stories. he loves them.

(fridays angst train incoming) so york grew up with the whole Prehistory Fridays Gang as his family, and when york was really really little he couldnt say "thomas" (or england or pelekane, for that matter) but would ask him if they could play "docka who" all the time, so eventually what stuck for thomas england was he became york's "uncle who"

#thomas england #blaseball #fridays #hawaii fridays #hawai'i fridays #hawaiʻi fridays #york silk #stevenson heat #fitzgerald massey #ari opinion hour #askbox

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wordsbyparker · 16 days

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Pali & I are working on the "Smoke & Mirrors" series logo. 🥳 Early stages, but it's in progress.

Still weird seeing Davenport & Griffin outside of my head.

And the anticpation of what the actors are going to do with their characters.... oh, yeah. We're gonna have a blast. 😁

#words by parker #rhonda parker #adorkable author #voice actor #davenport & griffin #steampunk audio series #coming soon #love what i do #smoke & mirrors #audio drama

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kamilah-is-queen · 2 years

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Sub Kamilah

Pairing: Kamilah Sayeed x MC (Amy Parker)

Warnings: NSFW, g!p Kamilah, daddy kink, some descriptive language

Tagging: @ta-sayeed, @kamilahtopme, @nydeiri, @genietotherescue, @rhonda-sayeed, @helpconfusedpersonhere, @millasayeed, @vonda-be-real, @livvynka, @queenkamilah, @leenasayeed, @skylarkxxyy, @choicesgrp, @ilove-kamilah-sayeed, @justavampirefan, @iamsimpforpoppy, @friendlybuddy

@rhonda-sayeed’s request for sub Kamilah. I enjoyed playing around with this one.

Kamilah’s POV

“Who knew I, Kamilah Sayeed, known as the Ice Queen to some and a cold, ruthless, iron hearted bitch to others, would finally have the peace of mind to settle down and wed. Because I certainly didn’t. Not before I met Amy Parker, of course…” I thought to myself silently while relishing the cool, crisp waves that splashed at my ankles. But I was happy… happier and more content than I ever thought was possible. Everything in life seemed to fit in its place now. Life was… perfect. Yes, perfect.

Work was good. Busy, but that’s the corporate world for you. Our friends were safe and sound, enjoying their lives for the present. Lily moved to Los Angeles to pursue her dreams in film production, where she planned to make a movie series on us all. I wouldn’t expect anything less from the chaotic one herself. Jax had expanded his Shadow Den into a fully functioning charity, which vowed to help all supernatural creatures alike. Adrian had created a successful career in politics and was running for presidency. His scientific revolutions made the serum a tangible reality, a reality where vampires could again walk in the sun freely. God, how I missed it.

“Bambina, are you alright?” Amy’s warm arms embraced me closely from behind, her chin far from reaching my shoulder as she gave me a squeeze, pulling me out of my thoughts.

With a chuckle, I took her hand and kissed her knuckles delicately, “I am now, habibti.” My gaze fell upon the setting sun, the scenery of the white sandy beach and the crisp blue horizon like a portrait in my mind. “Isn’t it surreal.”

Amy took a while to respond. She reached upon her tiptoes and nuzzled her chin on my shoulder, smiling. “Everything is surreal. Especially us. Being together. And I’m ever so grateful for that.”

I turned in her arms to meet her gentle, loving gaze. “And so will I. For the time that we have now after everything we’ve endured, together.” My arms came to settle around her waist, leaning our foreheads together gently.

With a grin, she pulled away. “Come on you sap, let’s get back to the villa.” With a tug of my arm we were off, sprinting towards the wooden hut in the distance. I couldn’t help but break out in a wide grin as I chased her. Her soft yelps and giggles urged me on, a hearty laugh escaping my chest at the adorable moment.

I closed the large door behind me after a while, soft pants escaping my lungs. “Amy?” The words faded into thin air and nothing but silence.

I looked around the modern, yet rustic villa. “Amy, come on now. This isn’t funny.”

Again, silence.

Finding no success in the other rooms, I approached the master bedroom. Within a second of the door opening, Amy had me pinned down on the bed. “Well, well, well.” I smirked. “Look at you getting all bold now.”

She had changed into a seductive, wine red lingerie that had a neckline low enough to give a tasty view of her bulky chest and was tight enough to expose her curves and accentuate her ass.

“Oh, but don’t you like it sweetheart.” She dragged a sharp nail down my jaw, to my neck, down my throat and towards my shirt. “You secretly love it when I get bossy and sexy like this with you, hm?” Her voice was husky, and coated with lust as she straddled my lap.

My throat became parched. She got me. “How could I not love it, darling?” I replied with a grin as my heart rate started to quicken, and fast. I let her take control as she began to tie my wrists to the bedposts, with a soft silk material. It was easily breakable, but where’s the fun in that?

“Mm, well you’re in for a treat tonight my dearest.” She slashed her nail down my shirt, ripping it in half entirely, exposing the tan and muscled skin below.

I took her lips in mine with a searing, passionate kiss and leaned up on my elbows slightly to meet her halfway. Our tongues tangled in a fight for dominance as I gave in, her tongue quickly overpowering my own. “Well give it to me…”

She began rocking her hips against my hardening bulge, the wet fabric of her panties making the sensation even more heightened. “Fuck…” I watched as she sat up straight, her hands trailing down my muscled abdomen and resting there before she started undoing my belt.

“Look at you Kamilah, mm baby you’re so hard for me…” With a swift tug she tore my cream chinos to the floor, exposing my bulging cock within the black boxers. Amy’s eyes darkened visibly, a sly smirk spreading across her lips as she began to palm me through the boxers. “Isn’t that right Kamilah?”

“Yes…” My head fell back and a soft sigh escaped my lips, a pleasant shiver falling down my spine, “it’s all for you Amy…”

A snarky grin fell across her lips. “Oh, I know bambina. You’re all mine to play with tonight. And don’t you think for a second that I’ll let you off easy.” She kissed the head of my shaft before licking a trail up the underside, where I throbbed visibly with a lift of my hips. “I’ll make sure you impregnate me, Kamilah. I want to be swollen and pink and you’ll do whatever I say so I get what I want. Is that understood?”

I couldn’t help but nod rapidly in response. “Yes yes Amy, fuck… just take me in your mouth already.” Her gaze met mine, an equal mix of love and lust as she went down on my shaft.

I groaned in pleasure and laid my head back once more, “just like that Amy, fuck.” The sensation was just perfect. She pumped me with one hand vigorously as she sucked down harder, and deeper with her plump lips.

The restraints at my wrists tightened when she took me completely down her throat, a slight gag and choke coming from her mouth before she began bobbing her head again. Her groans echoed loudly with the slurping sounds, like music to my ears as I got closer to the edge.

“A-Amy, uhn… I’m so close, I’m so goddamn close. Don’t you dare stop.” My hips bucked up as I tried to meet her mouth better, desperate for more friction.

But she pulled away, the moment before release. “Nu uh, I'll tell you when to cum. Deal?” She grabbed my chin in her hand, gazing into my eyes while licking her lips seductively.

I throbbed at the sight, unable to control myself. With a slow nod, I agreed. “As you say.” She grinned and pulled off her red lingerie, “there’s a good girl.”

My eyes turned to a deep, dark red and my fangs grew from their sheathed spot as I watched her closely. I tugged at the restraints, “let me touch you Amy, I need to baby. Fuck, I’m desperate for you. Ever since we’ve wed I’ve been wanting you to myself like this, baby.”

She groaned at the sound of my husky voice and convincing words, also desperate for friction by the look of her arousal coating her thighs. “Mm, I don’t know… have you been a good enough girl for Mommy?” Her palms slid up my thighs to my breasts, gently squeezing before attacking my collarbone with kisses.

Her kisses traveled all the way to my neck, where they became rougher and more needy. “I don’t know, have I?” I said with a cheeky, knowing smirk that she couldn’t help but die for.

She lifted her head for a moment, her brown eyes catching my own as she pondered, quietly. She bit her lip and whispered huskily in my ear, “I’ll only let you fuck me if you take me from behind. And rough. Please Kamilah, I don’t want you to hold back.”

She slipped the restraints off as she took my earlobe in her mouth, slowly sucking as I shuddered once more.

“Yes, my Queen. Whatever you want is yours tonight, and every night after that.” I quickly flipped us over with a simple move of the arm, and slid a pillow under Amy’s stomach to support her. “Are you comfortable?”

She nodded rapidly, desperate for friction as she nestled in slowly. “Fuck me already!”

The needy tone of her voice flipped a switch inside of me. Suddenly, I couldn’t think about anything else other than Amy and how I was going to please her oh so well.

I grunted softly before wrapping my arm around her neck, mounting her from behind. Without warning I thrusted into her completely, relishing in the shocked whimper she let out at being completely filled.

I steadied my free hand near her head, while tightening my grasp around her neck as I nuzzled the back of her neck, pounding even faster. “You like that baby, don’t you? Isn’t this what you wanted Daddy to do?” I cooed in her ear softly while fastening the pace of my hips.

Hearing her struggle to formulate coherent sentences only urged me on. “Go on Amy. Tell Daddy!” I growled again, louder. My hips slapped against her rear, harder and harder and harder with each passing second.

“K-Kami, oh, I-“

I grew impatient, quickly. I drew dark purple hickies down her from her shoulder to her back, while gripping at the cheek of her ass. “I swear Amy, answer me or I’ll stop.”

I tugged at her tight ponytail and attacked her neck visciously with hard kisses, while slamming my hips even deeper. She let out a long string of strangled moans while gripping the sheets even tighter.

“Fuck, fuck yes Kamilah! This is exactly what I wanted, mmm yes yes yes!”

With a few thrusts more we both fell apart onto one another, exhausted and in awe at one another. Night one of the honeymoon, complete.

#ask #bloodbound #Kamilah sayeed #Kamilah x mc #kamilah x amy #Amy Parker

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einsteinsugly · 2 years

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The Real Wikis: Steven Hyde

Top (left to right): Young Hyde in That 70s Show, older Hyde in That 70s Show, Jackie and Hyde cuddling in That 70s Show

Bottom: Jackie and Hyde's wedding day (1982), Hyde and Becca (1986), Rogers Park Grooves (2004, the hang out spot for the kids)

Born: Steven James Hyde

Birthday: November 28, 1959 (age 44)

Also Known As: Dad, Hyde, Uncle Hyde, Puddin’ Pop (by Jackie)

Occupation(s):

Owner of the Point Place Grooves (January-March 1980), owner and manager of the West Milwaukee Grooves (March 1980-November 1989), owner (but not manager) of the East Milwaukee Grooves (August 1982-November 1989), owner and manager of the Rogers Park Grooves (November 1989-present), owner (but not manager) of the Hyde Park Grooves (November 1989-present), tryin’ some new business stuff to keep Grooves afloat, via Jackie (2001-present)

Family (New, Mostly):

Rebecca "Becca" Leona Hyde (daughter, with Jackie, born December 5, 1985)

James Reginald Hyde (son, with Jackie, born October 22, 1987)

William "WB" Henry Barnett and Vivian Irene Barnett (father and stepmother)

Angela "Angie" Marion Barnett-Clark (half-sister, born June 3, 1957)

William "Will" Reuben Clark (nephew, born May 19, 1988)

Everett Henry Clark (nephew, born October 9, 1991)

Reginald "Red" Albert Forman and Katherine "Kitty" Anna Forman (nee Sigurdson) (adopted parents)

Eric Albert Forman (adopted brother, born March 18, 1960)

Donna Marie Pinciotti-Forman (adopted sister in law, born February 13, 1960)

Katherine "Kate" Erin Forman (adopted niece/goddaughter, born February 28, 1986)

Leah Margaret Forman (adopted niece, born January 1, 1990)

Adrian Reginald Forman (adopted nephew, via Laurie, born July 18, 1984)

Elizabeth "Betsy" Victoria Kelso (goddaughter, born January 15, 1979)

Relationship(s):

Jacqueline “Jackie” Hyde (nee Burkhart) (wife, May 1982-present)

Friends (beyond the family): Desmond “Desi” Blake (manager of the Hyde Park Grooves), Leo Chingkwake, Paul Chingkwake (Leo’s son, owner and manager of both Milwaukee Grooves), Colette Wilson (nee Parker, formerly Arnold), Brooke Rockwell, Rhonda Tate, Michael Kelso, Fez, Manuel “Manny” Acosta (Jackie’s former co-host), Sonia Acosta, Bernard "Buddy" Morgan, Victor "Vic" Acosta (Buddy's partner), Samuel “Sam” Easton (Pastor Dan’s brother)

#that 70s show #that 90s show #steven hyde #jackie and hyde #jackie burkhart #eric forman #eric and donna #donna pinciotti #james hyde #becca hyde #my moodboards #the real wikis

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rebelshoard · 8 months

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A chart of what I call the polyCOOL, you should ask me about them :)

Larsky - He/Him - Gay/Poly - you know him :)

Yukahn :) - He/Him - Gay/Poly - i changed his hair a little because i want it to be more obvious that he is constantly pushing it back as a nervous tick, part of the rich parents club lol

Catali :) - He/Him - Gay/Poly - my sweet big man, part of the rich parents club

Marrel - He/They - Bi/Demiboy - part of the rich parents club

Raspin - He/Him - Pan - childhood friend/neighbor of Larsky

Zeke - He/They - Aroace - his and Yukahn's relationship is mostly like this lol

Danny - He/Him - Pan/Poly - Part of the "rich parents" club but not the "rich kids" club if that makes sense, basically disowned at this point

Cahira - She/Her - Bi/Poly - just a really cool lady :)

Scott - He/Him - Bi/Poly - Grouchy, trying very hard to unlearn all the homophobia/etc he grew up with

Xian - He/They - Gay/Poly/Trans - Part of the actual rich parents club™, voted most likely to start an mlm scheme in high school lol

Morgan - He/They - Gay/Poly - Generally chill, used to be a gem oc lol

Percy - He/Him - Demiromantic/Bi/Trans - still Casia's assistant™ in this AU lol

Casia - She/Her - Pan - Influencer™ :)

Russel - He/Him - Bi-Questioning - hes like, a tiktok famous musician lol

Tokala - He/They - Polysexual/Nonbinary - suffers from chronic insomnia

Marx - He/Him - Pan/Melolagniac - Nervous wreck, roommates with Tokala and Jack

Jack - He/Him - Demi/Bi - Professional™ photographer, needs a hearing aid

Eddy - He/Him - Aro/Pan - Professional™ artist, specializes in graffiti

Malcolm - He/Him - Pan - Inseparable from Parker

Parker - He/She/They - Pan/Genderfluid - Inseparable from Malcolm

Valentine - He/Him - Bi - roommates with Malcolm and Parker, suffering

Rhonda - She/Her - Bi - pretty chill, needs to mind her own business, used to be a gem oc

(Name tbd) - He/Him - Bi - Anxious™, used to be a gem oc

Gutter - He/Him - Pan - Yeehaw !

Lion - He/Him - Gay - Biker boy, inseparable from Evan

Evan - He/Him - Bi - Mute, biker boy, inseparable from Lion

Lory - She/Her - Straight - Biker girl :) carries the only braincell between the three of them

Avery - He/They - Bi/Nonbinary - a pretty popular singer, has major ADHD and mood swings

Deuce - He/They - Bi/Genderfluid - Not my oc, also a fairly popular singer

(Name tbd) - He/Him - ? - Casia's agent, kinda sleazy

#rebel draws #original character #uhhh no way in hell im tagging them all #for now

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in-a-lot-of-fandoms-i-lost-count · 10 months

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About Me:

Name: Parker

Pronouns: they / them

Age: 25 years around the sun

Time Zone: West Coast (US)

Won’t Do: R.pe, d.ugs, in.est, swearing, anyone under 18.. sorry so be 20+, no Discord or anywhere else just on Tumblr sorry!

Will Do: Third POV, write maybe 3-5 sentences. (With swearing I’ll read and write it like ‘son of a b ch’ if needed but you can doesn’t bother me.), probably a thousand percent be down for lgbtq+ plots. Love au or canon or even something in middle of both.

Example: Dean was watching a movie about cowboys.. again. Hearing the doorbell he drank some beer before setting it by his remote. Running to the door he opened it and gasped at the blue eyed man with the pizza box. The guy’s name tag read Castiel and Dean looked back at the man taking the pizza boxes. “Thanks.” Dean said out loud but in his head he said ‘son of b ch he’s hot.’

I bolded who I prefer to be but we can figure out if you want to be them instead.

Supernatural: Dean and Castiel, Jody and Donna, Sam and Gabriel …

9–1–1: Buck and Eddie, Tyler Kennedy and Carlos, Hen and Karen, Judd and Grace, Josh and Ravi …

Atypical: Izzie and Casey …

Stranger Things: Steve and Eddie, Nancy and Robin, Eleven and Max, Will and Mike …

School Spirits: Maddie and Rhonda, Charley and Wally …

Shadowhunters: Magnus and Alec, Clary and Izzy, Simon and Raphael …

Marvel/DC: Harley and Ivy, Erik and Charles, Steve and Bucky, Eddie (Venom) and Wade (Deadpool), Kate and Yelena …

Shameless: Ian and Mickey …

Good Omens: Arizaphale and Crowley …

The Last of US: Bill and Frank …

Our Flag Means Death: Stede and Eddie, Jim and Oluwande, Lucius and Black Pete …

A League of Their Own: Bertie and Gracie, Greta and Carson …

Red, White & Royal Blue: Alex Claremont Diaz and Henry Fox Mountchristen

Heartstopper: Nick and Charlie, Darcy and Tara, Elle and Tao …

Teen Wolf: Stiles and Derek …

House of the Dragon: Rhaenyra and Alicent

Sooo yeah that’s all I can think of top of my head. Might add more to this list as I can think of more. Also if they are canon under 18 will make them 20+ cuz like again said don’t do minors. Even if like the ship don’t feel comfortable writing them their age cuz I am half way through my 20s lol soo yeah..

Thanks for reading and if this all sounds interesting message me. Be happy to start a journey of story telling. Also heads up sorry if I vanish sometimes. Promise I’m not ghost just you know life happens? I’ll get on promise but heads up life does get in the way too. Can’t always be fictional gotta be real too (bleh I know but eh haha.)

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