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ardethbayrulez · 4 months

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Deuce Bigalow - Hungarian Crossbow Scene

Oded fehr and Rob Schneider

#duce bigalow #rob schneider #oded fehr #my gifs #antoine leconte

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 8 months

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𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔶 (շօօօ) 𝔡𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔩, 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔟𝔶 𝔗𝔦𝔪 ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔶, 𝔄𝔡𝔞𝔪 𝔖𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔯

#Little Nicky (2000)#Adam Sandler #Patricia Arquette #Little Nicky #00's #00s #2000 #American fantasy comedy film #fantasy comedy film #rob schneider #ozzy osbourne #my #gif #gifs #my edit #cut #text #00's movies #00s movies

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succubussally · 15 days

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I can't believe we're all wearing the same thing as four days ago

#iconic #gap girls #david spade #adam sandler #chris farley #rob schneider #sara gilbert #snl #nostalgia #90s

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lrvsroq · 26 days

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grownups - peak cinema

#grown ups #adam sandler #chris rock #kevin james #david spade #maya rudolph #salma hayek #rob schneider #cameron boyce #china anne mcclain

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thundergrace · 8 months

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Gender appropriation? Hmm. Not sure what you mean, Rob. Maybe doing this solely for financial gain?

#rob schneider #tw transphobia

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90smovies · 10 months

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#Surf Ninjas #Ernie Reyes Sr.#Rob Schneider #Ernie Reyes Jr.#Leslie Nielsen #Neal Israel #Dan Gordon #90s

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retropopcult · 2 years

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“Total Bastard Airlines” (Saturday Night Live, 1994)

#sketch #Helen Hunt #David Spade #SNL #1990s #buh bye #Adam Sandler #Sarah Silverman #Julia Sweeney #Mike Myers #Chris Farley #Rob Schneider #Kevin Nealon #Tim Meadows #flying #airplane #Total Bastard Airlines

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itsliterallynobody · 4 months

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I got to meet Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider a few days ago and I still can’t believe it. 🥰

#celebrities #me #rob schneider #adam sandler

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dramoor · 6 months

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I want thank ALL of the lovely people for their kind birthday wishes for me today on my 60th birthday.

I am the luckiest man in the world. I have a wonderful partner in life, my beautiful wife Patricia and three lovely daughters; Elle, Miranda and Madeline.

Today, I am reminded of what Dr. M Scott Peck told me over 30 years ago: At 40, you feel like you can conquer the world and there’s a sense that nothing can stop you.

But at 60 you realize the very real fragility of life and temporariness of it all. A humbling knowledge that there is indeed a time limit for all things and that God’s design though perfect, is precious far beyond its brevity.

Today, I am also reminded of the Hindu story that my friend Bill from Lowell Arkansas told me about a man at his funeral. Looking at the man, “Would this man lying here ask for more riches and Gold from the world? Would this man ask to be more famous and well regarded by others? Would he ask to be taller or look more handsome? No. The only thing this man lying here today would ask for was much simpler…more time.”

If you are reading this now, then you too have time! Use it wisely, use it unwisely too! But USE it. Be IN it. Be aware that you are part of ALL of it and that the separateness you sometimes feel is an illusion. Just as your heart beats without being told, you are as integral to the Sun that fires and the planets that circle it as your heart is a part of you.

For the atheists, God loves you too. The mistake you make is to think the universe is a stupid thing that just bumps into things and expands ignorantly and without reason or intelligence. And that somehow we human beings, with our intelligence is just some kind of ‘freak’ universal accident. To you I say this, if there is such a thing as kindness, empathy, compassion and love…it is because you found it in other people.

And as my dear friend Norm Macdonald once said, “We are part of this universe, indeed a mere fraction of it, so if we have kindness and love, how much more the universe itself.” For if we are capable of love, it is because it is endemic to the universe itself.

To quote Alan Watts, “For we didn’t come ‘in’ to the world, we came ‘out’ of it. We are the universe evolving to the point of consciousness, so that the universe, us, can experience existence and life in all it’s wonder and beauty and glorious exuberance.”

Lastly, as I am a new convert to Catholicism, I offer my apology for my lack of Christ’s forgiveness to my fellow man. I was so angry at the people who shut down schools and indeed the world and who coerced others to do things against their will which hurt many people deeply. I offer my unconditional forgiveness and amnesty.

For how can I stay mad at the famous singer who would not let others in to his Broadway show unless they had an experiential jab. I will never forget how kind he was to me and my friends when he was the musical guest on SNL.

How can I continue to hold a grudge against the actor who shamed people like me but has been such a great example for other actors to never give up and keep fighting for their dreams.

How can I still be mad at the lovely actress that said she could no longer be friends with people like me who didn’t ‘get’ it, knowing how incredibly kind she is with every child she meets.

I am humbled by the example of my mother Pilar and how she was able to forgive the WW2 occupiers of her Philippines who killed both her brothers.

At last it is forgiveness itself that is the gift that we give ourselves because it frees us as The Christ intends for all of us to be free. For His gift of ultimate and unlimited forgiveness is indeed the gift for all humanity.

May God bless you and your families now and forever.

With all my “You can do it” love, Robbie Schneider

(X - twitter post Oct. 31, 2023)

#Rob Schneider #SNL alumnus #Comedian #Celebrity #Christian #Lord Jesus Christ #Catholic convert #Forgiveness #Dr. M. Scott Peck #Norm Macdonald #Twitter post #Freedom

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dalesramblingsblog · 26 days

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Brief Look at Judge Dredd Novels, Cinematic Interlude: Judge Dredd (1995)

We should, perhaps, begin with the obvious.

The biggest problem here is Sylvester Stallone, in manners both gross and subtle. On the one hand, his performance is... well, it's pure Stallone. It's a mind-gratingly stoic and staid performance, with all the mumbling you've come to expect, and on the most obvious of levels it's simply not very good.

But the deeper problem here, and the one that really sinks the film, is one that fandom generally seems to come very close to correctly diagnosing, if only to ever so slightly miss the mark in the way that only science-fiction fandoms really can.

The problem, as John J. Fandom, MD would have you believe, is that the film chose to show Judge Dredd's face, one of the biggest no-nos of 2000 AD. And they are, at least, partially right, but only in the sense that the prominence of Stallone's face is a symptom of the overwhelming amount of distortion that the actor's mere presence inflicts upon the very cinematic grammar of the film.

Witness the first scene in which Dredd is revealed, and you can practically hear the creaks as the generally satirical and sceptical lens in which 2000 AD cast the Judges at its best moments is wrenched into a far more conventional "action movie" template.

This impression certainly isn't helped any by the eventual arrival of Rob Schneider, who was seemingly one of your go-to guys in the nineties for lame action movie buddy comedies.

(Granted, the only other film I've seen from the decade that fits the bill would be Tsui Hark's 1998 JCVD vehicle Knock Off, a rather terrible film that I only ever bothered to watch because Sparks did the theme song. At any rate, it simply wasn't worth it.)

It's not that the juxtaposition of Judge Dredd against this conventional setting couldn't create a perverse frisson, but it would definitely require a much more incisive and self-aware script than William Wisher, Jr. and Steven de Souza were apparently willing to provide. As is, you're left with... well, a conventional action movie, which is probably in the Top 2 Least Interesting Things You Could Ever Do With Judge Dredd.

The other, as it happens, would be to make it a conventional sci-fi film riffing on Star Wars and Joseph Campbell, and oops they did that one too, complete with a James Earl Jones voiceover that makes a point of having him say lines about "forces." The best encapsulation of the sheer strangeness of this experience is the scene in which Max von Sydow's Fargo reveals to Dredd his nature as a clone. After seemingly never shutting up throughout the whole film, Rob Schneider is practically forced to the periphery of the frame for an Atonement with the Father or whatever.

Rather than being as liberating as one would hope "getting less Rob Schneider" would be, it only reinforces the sense that the film is caught between two - three, if you count the tone and aesthetic of the original 2000 AD comics, but all impressions of the film's behind-the-scenes would seem to suggest that you'd be the only one - competing sensibilities, and ultimately ends up doing neither of them particularly well.

Sure, it looks good, with some wonderful set design and special effects, but the reduction of such an interesting world as Judge Dredd down to superficial and facile pleasures - and I include in this remark the utterly extraneous catfight between Diane Lane's Hershey and a rightfully bored Joan Chen, for the record - can't help but sting a little. The biggest saving grace the film has is that it isn't that long, but at that point we'd best stop scraping the bottom of the barrel before we end up with splinters.

And accordingly, we should end with the obvious: The fact that this made nearly nineteen times as much as the contemporary Tank Girl film is the kind of thing that it's hard not to view as anything but a moral abhorrence.

#2000 ad #judge dredd #judge dredd (1995)#sylvester stallone #rob schneider #joan chen #diane lane #steven e. de souza #william wisher jr.#danny cannon

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simder-talia-blog · 9 months

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