#STUPID OLD MARRIED COUPLE

[fizzy-dizz]

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ooooo u wanna kiss me so bad it makes u look stupid

#beauty and the beast #batb #disney #cogsworth #lumiere #lumiworth #artz #comic #lumiere's sick day #I WAS SO EXCITED TO DRAW PAGE 8 #STUPID OLD MARRIED COUPLE #i wasnt meant to have page 7- that was extra dialogue i added bc lum had too much pagetime (is that a word) n i wanted to balance the two #so i gave myself extra work LMAOOOOO well done me #i admit im still v indecisive w how i want cogs' hair to be #pls dont look at the inconsistency asdjhkfdhk #i wanna keep the swirlies but still have it kinda loose idk #as always thank u for the comments and shares :D<3 #i wrote too much dialogue and im stubborn to trim it down thats why theres so many pages HAHAHA #let cogsworth beat his annoying ass UP!!!!!

[u-x-o]

Well at least...

Another day another meme. I love spamming those voicelines with fellow Hogs, truly an overwatch experience.

(hope the quality will be okay😭)

Based on this meme ofc⤵️

also a blank version if anyone would like to add their own text or something lmao:

#art #digital art #my art #comic #overwatch #ow2 #overwatch fanart #junkrat #jamison fawkes #roadhog #mako rutledge #roadrat #shitpost #memes #overwatch memes #funny #goofy #stupid #they are so old married couple coded

[loadinghellsing]

Just thinking about Alucard keeping tabs on how Anderson's holding up. And Alucard pausing to see if Anderson's still alright...

...and Anderson telling him to "shut the hell up".

He can't focus if Alucard's praising him nonstop, and keeps pausing their duel to ask about things like his "wellbeing".

Additionally thinking about the fact Alucard does shut up

He has the "some man" thoughts, but doesn't actually speak until his ghouls/familiars have been defeated

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#i contribute #hellsing #alexander anderson #andercard #--- #anderson not talking about his feelings #is the only thing keeping him togeather #they're married #just an old married couple #one openly adoring #the other still in denial #but equally lovesick stupid

[elven-child]

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#this is a hater moment but. #god the gomens fandom was so much better in 2019 there was so much religious meta #discussions of catholic and jewish beliefs and behaviours in aziraphale and crowley #most people acknowledged that aziraphale is a massive bitch #more people knew the book #yeah the discussions about queerbaiting were stupid #but aziraphale and crowley were so unique. they were an old married couple. they were platonic. they had their own thing going on #also there was just more to be analysed in s1 and people were RUNNING with it #the free will! heaven and hell being the same! the role of god in the story! the humanity!! #the fandom was never perfect #but now it's just WILDLY mischaracterised and woobified versions of a&c everywhere #it's hard to recognise it as good omens anymore...... #i was hyperfixating on good omens for all of 2019 and more #and watching it - and the fandom - become a woobified hollow version of itself is just sad you know #okay hater moment over #I just feel like I was pretty quiet about s2 when it came out? and now that s3 is confirmed I'm like. actually I have opinions #elven-child rambles into the void #good omens critical #<- if anyone has the tag blocked

[laddertek]

after 19k live viewers watching that stream there better be more tango/etho fan content 😂

they have no right being such a rarepair

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #tango tek #ethoslab #tangotek #tangtho #decked out 2 #tango can mock everyone in chat being etho fans but he is the number one in love with that man #the way he just has so much adoration and respect for him #etho does something mildly great and tango can't stop himself going stupid silly raving about him #and etho was the 1 person whose reaction he wanted most. who he took a screenshot of #and yet loves to rip into him as well #and etho! etho's so comfy around tango! #he always laughs just because of him. you hear him smiling because of him. he teases him freely too #and always ready to give praise to tango! with this. with DO1. with the nether hub... #and an outlet for his curiosity too #(and not to mention the way etho looks out for tango in the life series) #also. you want married couple vibes? the way when etho broke the sign instead of editing it and tango was like #'what you think this is 2012? you can tell he's old school 🙄��' and then immediately is like 'you need white dye? sure 🥰🏃‍♂️' #like that's his boy! he will tease him and at the drop of a hat be wanting to get him anything he needs #and just. the way over the seasons you see them go from 'we should be friends' to 'we're really really friends' is so special #and like if etho honestly thought about who his top 3 besties on the server are I'm p sure tango would be one of them #they're toothachingly blushingly duo of all time #no right to be so underrepresented! #they love being w each other!!! #they're so fun <3 they have fun together

[vvanessaives]

i was tagged by @shadowglens and @risingsh0t to make some ocs in this picrew. thank you so much besties, i loved this picrew so much!! <3

vesper moxley (cp2077) • victoria gray (cp2077) joelle knight (fo4) • nina bower (fo4) selene (oblivion) • hiraeth (skyrim)

tagging: @uldwynsovs @arklay @devilbrakers @nuclearstorms @morvaris @girlbosselrond @indorilnerevarine @moiragf @cultistbase @faarkas @steelport @nokstella @reaperkiller @malefiicarum @brujah @calenhads @lightwardens @aelyosos and whoever else wants to do this or that i missed bc i'm terribly forgetful sorry!!

#tag games #warning i accidentally infodumped in the tags i'm sorry ignore me 😔 ckjsdhdskj #made this based on relationships idk why jdksd. victoria is vesper's bestie 4 life & first gf. joelle & nina my fave wlw married couple #and then for the last one. listen. i've resurected a very old oc and i'm still not so sure but i miss skyrim so bad. they idea is that #they are related as in hiraeth is a descent of selene bc i think dragonborn=martin septim's child> family line going forward until we #have our little hiraeth. i never thought of selene & martin having a kid in canon (only stupid ideas of an au) but u know. what if. she #still ends up in the shivering isles tho and becomes sheogorath. hiraeth's bloodline having like an emperor & a daedric prince. OK KING!! #much to think about tbh. not sure if they/she(probably he too. thinking of their gender as therapy for myself) will stick as nord or maybe #wood elf too like selene. or maybe even dunmer?? it makes no sense fjkdfhk IDK. literally i HAVE so much to think for them #also their name came to me bc i read the welsh word Hiraeth that basically means 'a mixture of longing yearning nostalgia homesickness' #+ 'an expression of an empty desire and grief over a past life or place' and with drangonborns i like to push the idea of 'maybe they were #actual dragons in a past life and now human' u know?? so i thought it was sooo fitting. i also like the idea of the more dragon souls #they absorb the more their features turn..dragonesque?? draconic jkfdhfkdsj idk i love them very much (: #(i have no idea how dragon in past life + martin's bloodline can fit but i'm literally only vibing rn) #i want to replay skyrim SO bad but i need someone to hold my hand so tightly as they help me set up mods for this game bc i never played #skyrim with mods (collective gasp) and i have no idea of what to pick ecc especially bc everything..breaks with a snap of fingers so yea ri #SORRY for talking so much i get excited about new things (my oc in this case) so easily.. #oc: vesper #oc: victoria #oc: joelle #oc: nina #oc: selene #oc: hiraeth #ALSO FUCK OFF JOELLE IS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

[jrueships]

very normal about kawhi's love language being acts of service and pg being the princess of valuing luxury. Very normal about paul's love language being gift giving to an extremely not used to that style/opportunity kawhi. Very. Very normal

#why couldnt they just be that one extremely pleasant married old couple who never stop leaning into each other forever #why does big stupid harden have to come and ruin everything #HE HATES LOVE!!!!!!

[yourfandomfriend]

I know it's bad, but have you ever wanted to just grab their face and whisper, "No, no, your ship is valid. You're just a moron."

#they can't get mad at that #according to their rules: if i grab them it's love #there's no platonic explanation for me calling them stupid #insults are my love language #like an old married couple #shipping discourse

[crazysnor1ax]

@neko-chan-13 @warlepidoptera Hehe more Stardew Valley Dont Starve (starvedew valley) shenanigans! Original post under the cut:

Ngl I was too lazy to find the original picture so you get the entire post LOL

#couple things: #for everyone else wendy is smug/hide the pain harold in this pic because I play her as a little gremlin in addition to her canon personality #other thing this pic alone made me realize how GOOD of a mother figure winona is for wendy #like imagine winona starting to care for wendy as a way to make up for not being able to care for charlie like got DAYUM #man. I’m gonna have to write a new fic aren’t I LOL #also this was stupid fun to draw for no reason lol #also also for everyone else context: #our shenanigans is essentially winona and walani being an old married couple with their murderous death gremlin #my art #sketches #winona dont starve #walani dont starve #wendy dont starve #chester dont starve #dst

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Actor: Mosha, Mosha, Mosha. That was a brady bunch reference. I dont think anyone here got that.

#i gotchu bud i've got the tv habits of a sixty-five year old married couple #stupid fucking bird #theatre #theater #behind the scenes

[chibichibisha]

The DA II run I'm doing right now is to properly place what exactly my non-playable Amell does during the years at Kirkwall and let me tell you, his rivalry/friendship with Cullen here is so juicy. They go from friendly silly flirting to an absolute shit show the moment the Broken Circle ends, and now at Kirkwall they are clearly frenemies, in completely different opposites, and it's like, they know what the other knows. They know their past, they cannot hide it to protect themselves. Not with the other. And that's the thing.

And god, Amell would be so petty at Cullen at the Gallows courtyard. Like picture you are there as usual and suddenly Cullen says "You cannot trick Meredith. She will always see the demon behind that sweet face" and Amell can't help but think Cullen is projecting SO MUCH.

He is there fumbling and thinking: Please. This isn't about Meredith's righteous duty. This isn't about poor martyr templars and their lost battle either. All the excuses you believe are because you think this is about you and how you like to think you were the only victim. The audacity of this.

Because guess who was also traumatized at the Broken Circle?? And I love it.

#Dragon Age #Daylen Amell #Their relationship in Kirkwall os so complicated both are fricking mad and scared they cannot be civiliced #But there's the fact Amell doesn't want templar recruits to die just because #and Cullen has this oppressive discourse but he still covers up a lot of irregularities linked with magic like letting Keran stay #Cullen is so shitty in DAII but the fuel for troubled romance later is so good #and Amell is stupid he still thinks old Cullen is there and cant help but think Jowan was right bc to like a templar is having a death wish #anyway they are like an old married couple and I think its very accurate here

[oscalesoffeeling]

Dahlia, marigold, sunflower, and lily for Tarkin!! <3 -ourlittleforever

why thank you, sweetie, @ourlittleforever!!!

dahlia - what song and/or song lyric do you most associate with your f/o?

‘dig’ by incubus. it’s a song that really truly hits close to home for both of us.. a reminder that, that even when everything is bad and we’re lost and hurting, we’ll always have each other. our mentallyill4mentally ill swag...:

- ‘we all have someone that digs at us / at least we dig each other / so when sickness turns my ego up / i know you'll act as a clever medicine’

and ‘in your eyes’ by peter gabriel. fate and faith and destiny and connection. we’re soulmates. we complete and are obsessed with each other:

- ‘all my instincts, they return / the grand facade, so soon will burn / without a noise, without my pride / i reach out from the inside / [...] / in your eyes / the light, the heat (in your eyes) / i am complete (in your eyes) / i see the doorway (in your eyes) / to a thousand churches (in your eyes) / the resolution (in your eyes) / of all the fruitless searches (in your eyes)’

marigold - what is your favorite picture, video, and/or moment of your f/o?

^ this here image is from the lost stars manga adaptation btw!!

^ maybe my personal fave lmao

as far as favorite moments go. all of them. i’m utterly batshit about everything he’s ever done. the make over scene in the luc.eno novel, the ‘never try to live decently, boy,’ quote his uncle tells him in the luc.eno novel, him grabbing leia’s chin in anh, his entire relationship with va.der, him killing kren.nic out of spite in ro:asws, the shirtless murder thing from that one age of rebellion comic, etc etc etc to name a few. i’m ill over his Everything.

sunflower - do you make fun of or tease your f/o a lot, or can you not bring yourself to be lovingly mean to them?

i tease him quite a bit but i don’t lay it on thick?? (even though he totally deserves it and could definitely take it) like i genuinely don’t think i could full force bully him over anything bc i’m just so infatuated and. hm. worshipful with him lmao. like he’s a piece of shit and soooo stupid and i will tell him that!!! but i could be much much meaner. i’m more critical than mean/bullying.

but like YES. he deserves to be teased and i do. MY shitty fucked up old man <333

lily - what would you say is the color scheme of you and your f/o?

lavender (THEE color thee scent etc,) gray, pink (pastel pink and muted pink and bright hot pink..... PINK.) and dark green. muted mature jewel tones and light bright colors. you know how it is.

#he's such a dork <333 aughhh #like he'd probably laugh if i called him a piece of shit to his face lmao #my version of bullying is like 'why are you so mean sugar pie darling baby love of my life???' #or 'you really shouldn't have done that. it was very stupid of you my love.' #or like i flirty tease him. ya know. but i feel like that's a little different. #*not that him laughing at me would deter me bc i've called him a piece of shit before i most likely will again. #like we bicker a lot kinda. lmao. and we do tease each other in our bickering. this is true. #we're in perfect sync we're the same fucking guy we're complete opposites we bicker like the old married couple we are. #you get it. #he spun the stars on his fingernails (tag) #ellie rambles about stuff #asks #millie

[error707-thatdude]

For the ship bingo — fengqing? I think is the name???

Hehehe I find these two RIDICULOUSLY funny together, the rivals to lovers is strong with these two (they also have great angst possibilities yayayaya)

#they fight like an old married couple but also like a freshly divorced pair #its fun lmao #but ALSO keep in mind my knowledge of these two stupid hrads is the donghua and what my mom has told me from the books #meaning i may not be 100% accurate but i still love em LOL #bee buzzes

[steevejr]

i know theyre my own ocs and i wrote them but damn i sure would love to know about their lives.

#would love to know about jamal and aeda's lives ages 18-22. #killed two guys. got married. inherited a fortune. alienated all friends. went on a bender. had a baby. pissed off their parents. cheated. #all presumably before like 23(?) #not writing it in canon because i intentionally want it to be ambiguous but i wish i knew what happened. it would be so messy to read. #they are both largely more interesting than margo's stupid bullshit. to me. even though its very funny that margo is the reason for it all. #wheres that post thats like 'working a job got you 17 with a 35 year old best friend like wheres jackie' #margo as a 28 year old doing fantasy coke in the bathroom with her 22 year old best friend who has a toddler he's neglecting #aeda and jamal are the only well adjusted and normal couple in this story btw dont get it twisted they are very normal. comparatively. #a day in the life of steeve #margo #jamal

[ohmygraves]

after one of your leave, you came back to work with a ring around your finger.

you didn't mention it to anyone, and people simply noticed it when talking to you or handing you things. they congratulated you, talking about the ring. you nervously brushed it off, trying to explain it.

ghost didn't know about it either, and when he overheard someone talking about it, he dropped his mug of tea on the floor, the pieces scattering around the place.

this was such a shock to someone who had planned to propose to you.

well, propose might be a bit too far, considering you two are not even dating. he wanted to say it, but things were a little too hectic and he didn't have the guts to ask you out and moreover you're not sure if you'd like him... even if you two have been friends in the taskforce for years.

then again, in his mind, you two are practically an old married couple.

he was clearly upset by this, ignoring you and trying to push you away. he was undoubtedly hurt. did you elope with someone? why didn't you tell him? invite him to the party? did your "friendship" with him mean nothing at all?

ghost was snappy, in a terrible mood overall. he snaps at johnny, yells at gaz, and even glares at price. he was constantly on edge and it's starting to piss you off. so you confront him.

"what the hell's up with you?"

he didn't feel like humoring you, sitting down all irritated over his meal instead.

"you've been avoiding me all week, snapping at people... did i do something wrong?"

so he went off at you.

"wanna know what's wrong? you. coming back to base with a bloody ring. let me guess, you eloped with someone? is that it?" he hissed, "and here i thought i'd propose, that's out of the fuckin' window now."

you sat there, taking his words in. "... it's a fidget ring?"

you showed your hand to him, using your fingers to spin the little parts of your ring. he didn't realize how you've been fidgeting with it, or how you explained to people over and over that you're not married or engaged.

all of the sudden ghost felt like his blood ran cold, not only because he just acted so stupid jealous over a trinket, he basically admitted that he wanted to marry you.

"... wait, you wanted to propose to me?"

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty headcanon #cod headcanon #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #cod ghost x reader #cod #ghost x reader #cod ghost #ghost cod #ghost

[lilislegacy]

i love how in heroes of olympus, there’s a boat full of couples (+leo☺️). and yet even if you didn’t know when each couple started dating, it’s so blatantly obvious that percy and annabeth have been together the longest, and are the most serious

cause frank and hazel are still pretty nervous/unsure with each other. they JUST started dating, and are so pure and adorable. they just haven’t quite figured out the romance part yet

and jason and piper have their moments, but they’re just so… distant. like not physically, of course, but they just don’t really seem to connect on a deep level. and they aren’t super affectionate, at least not physically or openly. piper is constantly unsure about where they’re at, and while jason has thoughts about how great piper is, he doesn’t openly show his feelings too often.

but percabeth? they’re the oldest in age (physically), have known each other the longest, and have been romantically committed to each other for the most time. they act like they’ve been together for eternity, which is funny since they were technically only dating for 4 months before percy got abducted. but they just have such a deep history together and such an intense connection. they’re in it for the long run. there’s no doubt or uncertainty - and it shows. like…annabeth is so wife girlfriend. there are so many funny/cute little moments, like her scolding him for putting too much syrup on his pancakes, and telling him to take a shower when he smells bad. and when percy suggests him and jason should go on a dangerous quest instead of annabeth and piper, instead of being like “omg he cares so much about me😍” (which hazel and piper would have done) annabeth is like “what seaweed brain?? you think two guys can do better than two girls??” and percy is immediately like “uh uh NO nope i definitely do NOT think that!!” he knows better. the immediate fear is so husband boyfriend of him. they simultaneously have the most disagreements (remember when percy called annabeth out when she thought she should navigate through rome alone, and basically called her stupid for thinking it was a good idea, and then they argued and had a face-off, which percy won) - while also being the most lovey dovey (they’re constantly putting their hands on each other - annabeth putting her hand on his chest to calm him down, putting their hands on each other’s arms for support, percy having his arm around her when they’re at the edge of the ship, always giving each other a kiss on the mouth or the cheek when they separate, etc). and they have no issues sneaking off in the middle of the night to do some talking and kissing. and quite frankly, making out in front of piper in BoO (remember that? when piper got super uncomfortable at how long their kiss was lasting, and then annabeth let out, and i quote, “grunt-whimpers”). they are just so natural and comfortable with each other. piper says it herself.

i just think it’s so funny. little frazel being adorable and blushing when they hold hands, jiper is happy to be dating but they’re also a little angsty and uncertain, and then there’s percabeth just being the old married couple they are. (and leo is being cute and fixing stuff)

#i love percabeth being an old married couple #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #jason grace #piper mclean #jiper #frank zhang #hazel levesque #frazel #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #pjo