#Technical nono

[axxy14]

oh god I drew them

V v V v V v V v V v V

no way!

#pretty blood #technical sadny bin #technical nono #sadny bin #pretty blood nono #pretty blood sadny bin

[nono-uwu]

Kanade does not like the sun

#technically #nono's ons x prsk crossover au #but this could be canon too lol #fanart #prsk #project sekai #prsk fa #minori hanasato #kanade yoisaki #doodled this to cope w the fact that school starts tomr #i'm starting at a new school i'm so nervous wroigjwnrtpijnfwe

[seresaaswang]

Regular couple, Yaoi couple, Yuri couple, I see no difference- love is love :-)

#my spoopy art #Not technically spoopy tho. just cute :3 #Pretty blood #Technical #Sadny Bin #Kuroko #Nono #Birdia #Elma #Carl #Early valentine's day stuff I guess lol

[bruhstation]

@hkpika07 DUDE YOU CAN'T DO THISBTO ME

#zin.txt #hkpika07 #casa tidmouth #casa tidmouth act 2 #BRUHHHHHHH #oh so the universe where gordon got the mattel era treatment is just as worse and the one where ed and hen left huh. #''his coat is given to his brother'' NOOOOO NONO NO THIS CAN'T BE REAL #SCOTT #imagine being either ed or hen and showing up to the gresley household like ''sorry but your brother is declared missing'' #AND HE'S THE ONLY BROTHER HE HAD LEFT BRO‼‼‼‼‼ #my god. GOD #the express would be taken over by rebecca technically #but it wouldn't be the same #and rebecca wouldn't gain the confidence boost she needed from the man who was supposed to be her coach #I'd also like to think about ed and hen #edward would try to keep his emotions in check and find a way to get him back. news. information. anything #while henry would be more emotional. sad for sure but for the first time in decades he felt a familiar surge of frustration and anger #anyways. erm. #I GOTTA GO THIS IS WAY TOO EMOTIONAL #AND TO THINK THIS IS ALL FROM A GORDON CHATBOT #the ttte chatbot saga

[eggbagelz]

"What do you mean when you say you're international" well see when you're technically an immigrant but your mom is a first gen croatian american and you grew up in south africa you develop an identity based off both of your parents that doesn't fit in with either nationality

#technically speaking i very much qualify as african american and my dad is also mixed black so. yk. #ofc bc im Mixed mixed [oh ethnically muslim afro asian and indigenous namibian roots how u complicate things] #trying to identify with any of those is basically societally a nono

[bumbleblurr]

just want to say u ppl are very lucky i decided not to post bot/bots on here dsjkfgsdjhfd

#i know its transformers by technicality #and thus normally id rb any of my tf posts on main on here too #but b0tb0ts is so. different than other tf stuff yknow #and its kinda whiplash when i mainly talk abt like blurr & bee here which. have no relation to that at all hkgkjdh #so i decided not to #it would also be. a lot kinda #ive been botbotposting quite a bit ngl #so i think i would alienate the already small audience on this blog <//3 #and i would be obnoxious. which we already knew i am #but this time its for smth many ppl here might not be interested in so thats a nono #maybe i make a botbots blog instead. nah #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

[koorinohebi]

So. She's like this again. When she's finally all alone in her room at the Storm Border just before heading to Olympus.

I'm gonna do a drabble for that eventually. I'm just thinking if I should do Olympus first or not. But man. Atlantis is just Kiomi's nightmare. As someone who values servants, seeing them die and sacrifice themselves like that-- this is definitely her most exhausting Lostbelt. She's awfully aware as to how weak and powerless she is, but man that first encounter with Wodime just reinforced that a hundred-fold. Like the entire scenario with MC healing servants and over-exerting one's self, trying extra hard to the point of exhaustion? That's plenty Kiomicore. Even relating with Madricardo and Charlotte about possibly being no help at all...

Of course, she can't mourn forever, she'll eventually need to get a grip of herself. But just for a bit, before the next battle begins, she just wants to mourn the loss of the friends that she's made along the way.

#beyond the bounded field || ooc #I noticed that Kiomi doesnt really cry for humans. She gets angry on behalf of human friends... #But she only really cries when it's servant related. #She's usually crying about Nobunaga and Izo. #And she cries about things that she has no control over. #She cries about not being able to save Nobunaga at Honnouji. She cries about not being able to stop Izo's execution. #Girl you weren't even alive then. #But she doesn't care about the technicalities. #She's still gonna cry about it regardless. #Thing is. In the Fate verse. She's never really loved people before. Not genuinely at least. #So her time in Chaldea is lifechanging. Because in Chaldea she's met people who she can't afford to lose. #Humanity as a whole she doesnt really like. But she likes people like Yuuki. Sophie. and Cana. #Oh! Hakuno too~ #We all know she loves her servants. #Bad mouthing her servants in front of her is enough to make her lunge at people. Like what happened with Nagayoshi and Kagetora. #Servant Slander is a nono here.

[seattlesellie]

imagine letting ellie hit for the first time and all she can see is your stuffed animals and plushies surrounding your bedd😭

an: i know i wrote something similar to this a looooong while ago already but i really love it cause it’s so cute !! dni if you hate fun and if ur a plushie lover i love u a lot k bye 💗

warnings: ellies a little mean 🙄 but shes so cute.

♡ firstly, you’d probably be mortified before you both tiptoed into your room. you’ve been sweetly (but fervently) making out on the living room couch for about ten whole minutes already. when ellie bounced you up on her thigh — and you moaned out her name, she huffed a breathy and teasing “oh, yeah?”, and you knew you were gone. you had constant battles within the realm of your head about needing to wait for “the right time”, but for some reason, with ellie, the right time seemed to be all the time. you’ve nearly let her have it in the backseat of her beat up honda, but you came to your senses pretty quickly (or you banged up your head on her inner roof which kind of made things awkward), and decided to actually wait.

♡ ellie pushes you up against the door, her knee snug between your thighs. you can feel her on your heat, and you’re pretty sure she can feel the actual heat on you. when ellie gives a slight swivel to the metal doorknob, you panic completely and shakily puff out a long held breath. “nono, my rooms… uh, untidy. s’messy, we can’t”, ellie raises a brow (and it tweaks a little because she’s just as nervous and it’s so cute), she grants you a little guileful smirk, “i don’t really care, so” — and as soon as she mutters that “so”, ellie opens the door and you shriek.

♡ at a full tilt, you try to cover up her eyes with your hands, shakily whispering “nonono, told you it’s messy, you’re being so rude!” but ellie — ever the speedster, pushes them off. when she’s faced with the hoard of plushies, sitting cozily on your bed like brave, plucky little soldiers, ellie seems entirely… amused. “so uhhh…” you stutter out, and ellie lets out an actual wheeze. she’s trying to cover up her stupid laugh and her smile by attempting to form it into a line, and you budge her forcefully on the shoulder and she barely even moves. “you didn’t tell me you had guests over, babe”, she turns to look at you — and you’re trying very hard not to throw an actual tantrum. you roll your eyes, and she takes your hands between her’s and gives them two chaste kisses. “okay, okay… didn’t mean to offend you…” she gulps down that damn laugh again, “just should’ve gave me a warning before i came in here trying to fuck y—“, your eyes nearly pop out of your head, “ellie!” you warn, and your voice goes nearly three octaves higher and now ellie’s fully just laughing at you. you furrow your brows and cock your head to the side. “well, technically, you’re the guest. they live here, so”

♡ “well… technically” ellie mimics and mocks, swallowing a small throaty giggle. you stare at her for a moment, giving her your best “i’m warning you — this is your last chance!” eyes, and ellie takes that warning very seriously, (because perhaps she’d been dying to fuck you), lifts her hands up in the air as if it’s to sign that she “gave up”, and shuts her mouth. “you done?” you question, raising your brows. “you’re the guest here, because they sleep with me every night, and you don’t” you smile impishly, followed by a sweet, satisfied little “hm”. ellie smirks and shakes her head, “every night, huh? you tryin’ to make me jealous?” then, she points at one of the plushies. “cause that little fucker over there is trying me, shit— i think his eye’s ripped off, what the actual fuck do you do with your dolls?!”

♡ out of amused anger, you try and push her up against the wall and she lets you. she hits it with a thud, and she rests her veiny hands on your waist and gives you a squeeze. you whimper, and she grabs your waist and pulls you closer. you try composing yourself, “y… you’re just jealous cause they get to sleep with me and you don’t”, but it all comes out of your lips too shaky and too sweet to be let known as teasing. ellie chuckles, and grabs the back of your neck. her lips are simply hovering over yours, and you let out a shaky breath and close your eyes. “open” she instructs, and you open them so slowly she nearly melts away like an ice cream cone in the middle of august. “just answer this one question i have, ‘kay?” she raps in her husky voice that makes you simply shudder. you hum, and she smirks. “do they fuck you every night too?”, she takes her bottom lip between her teeth and licks. not to seduce, simply as a casual gesture. nevertheless, it does seduce. “cause i might need to, uh…” and then — ellie places a small peck on your lips that you’re simply too eager not to try and follow up, but she meanly backs away. she chuckles and brings her head forward again, and lets out of a shaky breath. “might need to fuck them up, y’know? rip off their insides, stomp on ‘em, give them a nice little shake and —“ you cut her off with a whine, and her eyes nearly roll back. she takes your bottom lip between her top one and suckles and kisses you so deeply, “yeah fuck it, get on the bed, c’mon” — she pushes you forward between whimpers and more whines and you land with a soft thud, one of the plushies falls down on the floor.

♡ she parts your legs with her own, earning herself a sweet breathy gasp from you, and whilst she’s hanging messily off of the mattress— she kicks the plushie up on the bed, so it lands a mere centimeter from where it originally was. she can tease you all she wants, but it’s very soon that she memorizes all of their names. “do i need to cover up their eyes or are they used to this stuff?”, she knows they’re not used to it, at all actually, but you shake your head from side to side. she grabs both of your cheeks between her calloused fingers, gives them a forceful little squeeze that makes you moan, and looks up at one of them. “sorry for what you’re about to witness here, buddy”

♡ needless to say that ellie wasn’t a “guest” no more after that day.

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀 #ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie williams x you

[red-airhead]

𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℙ𝕦𝕡 | 𝕂𝕚𝕞 𝕊𝕖𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕞𝕚𝕟 |

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technically requested by @jonespicy / @j-onedrabbles

Word Count - 3,723

Genre - Smut (MINORS DNI!!!)

Warnings - best friends with benefits, mutual pining, roleplay, best friends to something more, pup!hybrid! reader, seungmin has some hybrid relatives but they aren't mentioned, breeding kink, seungmin with slight animal like instincts, tail pulling, mentions of heat, grinding, hickeys, love bites, begging, mentions of pregnancy (implied reader is on birth control), nipple play, fingering, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, oral (m recieving), unprotected sex (wrap before you tap), big dick syndrome! seungmin, pussy slap (1), cum eating, slightly mean!dom seungmin, light throat fucking (a little more than light actually), degration (slut), pet names (pup), dirty talk, crying (from pleasure of course), lmk if I missed anything.

Being a dog hybrid wasn’t easy, everyone knew that. But what made it harder was when you have hybrid descent in your family.

You were a hybrid, best friends with someone who had hybrid descent in your family. It wasn’t super hard being friends.. Besides the fact that Seungmin could perfectly depict your scent compared to others, or the fact that he has a breeding kink..

Anyway! Truthfully it wasn’t entirely hard, there was just the difficulty of a question very specific left and right. “Why don’t you two date if you’re so similar? Hybrid wise”

Well, for you very disappointing information, most people frown upon a hybrid dating someone who’s so human. While it isn’t entirely bad, and isn’t banned, most people just find it difficult to have children when being with a human.. But he wasn’t entirely human..

Life with Seungmin, in your opinion, was one of your favorites. Deciding to move in together to make life much easier was both of your best ideas. Spending every evening laughing about the events that happen through the day, or watching your favorite shows together was a life you could never get over.

It wasn't until Seungmin started to act a little suspicious. It was nothing out of the ordinary of course, he was still talking to you like a normal person,, but anytime you’d touch him he’d get flustered or immediately try to stop you. 

At first you shrugged it off, you thought maybe he was just dealing with something physically that went along with another person touching him. But when it became more consistent and everyday that’s when you started to worry.

Later on you learned that it was because he was having fantasies of you, and that your scent became addicting to the point anytime you touched him he got nervous.

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“How about we work out a system, yeah? If it’s so bad how about we just— help each other out?” 

“What?! Are you crazy? You know that stuff is frowned upon!”

“Yeah but it’s not even like you’re human! You have hybrid in your blood, you just got lucky enough to not be fully hybrid!”

“I don’t know.. It seems risky..” He began to fidget with his own fingers as he looked at you.

“We could make it easier for you.. You know roleplay? How about we do that? Make up scenarios and plan it out.” You suggested, gently resting your hand on top of his.

“That could work..”

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One very unfortunate morning, your heat came along. It surprised you more than anything. As soon as you woke up it hit hard. Your core was aching and the way everything felt so clammy and stuffy just made it all worse. With a whine, you got out of bed and walked to your bathroom, slumped over and rubbing your eyes. Once walking in you saw how disheveled you looked, but it didn’t bother you. 

You opened your mirror cabinet, grabbing the box that held your heat suppressants, and opening it only to find that you were out.

“Shit!” You threw the box into the trash and quickly began to look around every single cabinet in case you had an extra, and just your luck, there was none.

“No.. Nono— SEUNGMIN!!” You shouted, walking out of your bathroom and quickly running to your bedroom to look through all of your drawers. You were so frantic you didn’t even hear the sound of his feet thumping on the ground and your door slamming open.

“What? What happened?” He looked just as disheveled as you did, he probably just woke up as well. 

This was already well planned out. Just about a week ago you threw out your suppressants, one of Seungmin’s genius ideas.

It wasn’t entirely a bad idea. You wanted to have your first heat with him. While sex with him was great without heat, it just didn’t hit the same.

You knew he had a breeding kink, you learned that the first time you did it with him. God you could remember it like it was yesterday..

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“Such a cute little pup..” He groaned into your ear, hips hitting against yours as he rammed you into the wall. Your back was up against the wall, gripping at the hair in the nape of his neck. 

His forehead was pressed up against yours, staring deeply into your eyes before you tilted your head back and let out a guttural moan. He pushed so deeply into your cunt you could’ve sworn that you could see stars.

“Oh? You like that? You like how deep I am?” He hummed out, gripping your hips tightly as your legs shook around his waist.

“Fuck— Yes Min I love it so much–” You whine, nails digging into his shoulders. You were sure marks would be left and they’d be there tomorrow, but it seemed like he didn’t care

“You were such a good little pup today too.. Sitting so obediently for me at the bar,, every guy who came up to you to flirt with you, you rejected.. Such a good pup..” You moaned at the name, clenching hard around him.

“ ‘m a good pup– fer you– only you..” You whimpered out, arching your sweaty back off of the wall and closer to his chest.

“Want it? You want me to give you my cum?” He knew he was close, he could feel it. Twitching inside of you with the way your walls contracted.

“Want it Min, give it to me please–” You gasped, hips shaking with the way he started to rub your clit in figure eights.

“Want it inside? Want me to fill you up with my cum? Give you my litter of pups yeah?” 

“Fuck– Yes please–”  

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You looked back at him, swallowing thickly as you played along, “All my suppressants– I’m out of them–” You whimpered, quickly scrambling to your bed as you hid away underneath the covers.

Seungmin could already feel it in him, the way your scent was so sweet against his nostrils. He just wanted to eat you alive, well not literally..

“Y/N.. Do you want me to go out and get some for you?” He asked, walking to your bed side and lifting the covers to look at you. Fuck you look so good..

Staring back at him you shook your head, trying to hide yourself even more, “It’s okay.. I can last a few days without it..” 

“Your heat goes for almost three weeks, you can’t put yourself through that torture..” He frowned gently, scooting into the bed with you, hands gently grazing up against your waist. You flinched from the touch, thighs squeezing together.

“I jus’ don’t want you to worry about it is all, I’ll be okay..” You shakily nuzzled into his chest, taking in his scent. He smelled like chocolate and strawberries.. So sweet..

He hummed in response, pulling you closer and just letting you get comfortable. He began to relax into your scent, trying to resist the urge of just fucking you right then and there. He wasn’t sure when, but you started to shift. He hummed once more, just before being startled from the way you started to lick at his neck.

Of course, you started off with licking, but soon, you began to kiss. Wet, open mouthed, and sloppy kisses onto the skin. Quickly, he tried to stop you.

“Don’t– you’re in heat and I don't want you to regret anything..” He whispered, and you pouted, legs wrapping around his thigh as you began to grind against it, letting out a whimper.

“But Minnie,, it hurts so bad..” You whined out, trying to relieve some of the pressure, “what would I regret?”

“You have more of a chance of getting pregnant, that's what you’d regret..” He muttered, hand going to your hips to try and stop you, but the way your scent started to overpower his thoughts made him weak.

“What if I want it?” You huff, going back to kiss at his neck and all he could do was throw his head back with a sigh. 

Kissing soon turned into sucking and nibbling, leaving hickeys and love bites all over his neck.

“Fuck—” He moaned, pulling you ontop of him, hands resting at your hips as you lifted your head from his neck. You smiled cheekily at him, leaning closer to his face, inches away from his lips.

You purposefully grinded down on his hard on, causing him to gasp and groan, “You’re so hard..” You hummed out, leaning to his side to press a kiss to his jawline.

“Because your scent is so strong– Your kissing and grinding doesn’t help..” He huffed out, gazing into your lust filled eyes. Hesitating for a moment, he pulled you into a very much needed kiss. 

It was messy, the way both of your lips dragged against each other, spit escaping and trickling down your chin just made it hotter when you pulled away.

“You’re so hot..”

"What happened to not getting me pregnant?”

“I’ll get you plan b in the morning– fuck–” He quickly sat up, resting against the headboard and pulling you closer. You giggled at his little remark, just before grinding down on him hard, a moan releasing from the way it grazed your clit. 

“You have no clue how badly I wanted to fuck you in your heat..” He muttered, lips connecting to your neck and sucking hickeys left and right.

“Yeah? I bet you fantasized about it..” You hummed out, biting your lip and tilting your head back. Ears twitching with the way his hands traveled up your back from underneath your shirt. 

“I did,, I wanted to make you see stars..” He huffed, hands now sliding down your back and lifting your shirt off.

You lightly shake your shoulders, which makes your tits jiggle. It made him grunt before grabbing one and leaning down to suck on your nipples. Moaning you laced your fingers into his hair, eyes fluttering closed as his tongue flicked your hardened nipple back and forth.

“Min— that feels so good..” You huffed out, watching as he switched to the other one, giving the same treatment as he pinched the other.

“Hm? Feels good?” He muttered against your skin, causing you to nod quickly and roll your hips. His free hand went down to your shorts, slipping into them and rubbing your clit in circles through your panties. This caused you to gasp and roll your hips again.

“So good— fuck min so good–” You whined, hands gripping at his hair as he pulled away from your nipple and going up to kiss you again. He pulled away just to take off his shirt and switch positions. 

You back up against the plush blankets just made you even more majestic to him. Leaning down he began to kiss down your body, sucking hickeys in any spot he deemed perfect. Your scent just got stronger the lower he got. 

Hands hooking onto the waistband of your shorts and panties, he slid them down your legs, tossing them off somewhere. He looked at the way you glistened for him, almost tempted to lick you clean,, but he wanted to make you feel good rather than taste him. It was your first time in heat after all.

His fingers rubbed up and down your folds, lightly grazing against your clit, causing you to whimper. Seungmin looked back up at you with a smirk. He moved up and brought his middle and ring finger to your mouth, making you suck on them. 

You didn’t mind, sucking on them like there was no tomorrow, locking eyes with him just like you would went sucking him off. He grunted at the thought, pulling his fingers away from your mouth and positioning them at your entrance, just before pushing them in without any warning, and the way they immediately curled into your squishy walls made you clench.

“Ah– Fuuuck–” You moaned out, tossing your head back and biting down on your lip.

He didn’t even give you time to process before he started to finger fuck you rough. It felt so good you couldn’t help but start to squirm and grind against his fingers.

“Min! Augh– Holy shit— Yes right there!” There wasn’t even any time to process before he forced you into submission, eyes rolling back as you came prematurely. For the first time, this was the fastest you came, and he wasn’t even done. 

Taking in your scent even more and ramming his fingers into you, he couldn’t help but watch you convulse and grip at his wrist, “N-No! No more please!” You whined out.

He unwillingly obliged, just before slapping your clit, making you jolt, “You came so fast, how cute is that huh?” He teased, pressing a kiss to your cheek just before licking his fingers off. You just stared at him, doe eyed and lustful.

“You must be sensitive now that your heat is in full effect, yeah? Wonder how many times you can cum..” He huffed, quickly ridding of his shorts and boxers. If there was one thing you couldn’t get over it was the sight of his dick.

You liked to call it ‘big cock syndrome’. It was probably the biggest you’ve ever taken, or even fit inside of you. He was definitely above average, within length and girth. Sometimes you’ve even questioned how you’ve fit it in your mouth.

You watched him as he relaxed back into the bed, you quickly climbed over and sat between his legs. You watched as it twitched against his abdomen.

You wanted nothing more than to suck him dry, hands on his thighs as you scoot back, ass now up in the air with your tail swaying side to side. Taking this chance you look up at him, a small smirk on your face.

Seungmin’s cheeks all red and puffed out as he watches you, hand going to your head, gently rubbing the space in between your ears, making them flatten and you nuzzle into his hand. He thought it was cute.

Once his hand left your head, you kissed at the underside of his cock, just before licking a long strip to the tip, feeling him twitch and watching as his breathing became uneven. You let out a breathy giggle.

If it weren’t for his patience, he would’ve forced your head down on him immediately. Just his luck though because you quickly wrapped your lips around his tip, suckling gently before swirling your tongue. 

You listened to him groan, knowing that it felt good for him. While sucking on just the tip, you let spit form in your mouth before opening it and letting it drip down his length. Hand coming up to rub it all over just made him moan. The way you wrapped your pretty fingers around his length, ready to take him in. 

With a very deep breath, you soon started taking him further, locking eyes with him for a quick moment before closing them and taking in even more. At this point, only half of him was in your mouth. 

Shortly after a bit of bobbing your head up and down, you started to inch him down your throat, slightly gagging before your nose reached his pelvis. Trying your best, your breathed through your noise as you heard him curse over and over again.

‘Shit— Pup that feels- oh—” A hand coming to your head once more, gently petting your hair back and rubbing your ears, causing you to hum in response. 

It was the perfect signal for you to let him throat fuck you. Holding your head in place he began to move his hips, moaning as he watched you gag against him over and over. Tears swelled up in your eyes before they started falling. You looked so fucked out and all he was doing was fucking your throat. 

You couldn’t handle the throbbing in your cunt again, hand going to rub at your clit, moaning almost immediately, and at the instant he forced your head down all the way before continuing to fuck the hell out of your throat. You knew for a fact that he was enjoying this with the way his grunts turned into growls.

“Such a good little pup, taking me down your throat so easily.. You must love this huh? I see you touching yourself.” He teased, pulling your head forcefully off his cock.

You coughed almost immediately, letting all the spit that collected drip onto his dick, just before nodding and humming in response.

“Love it when you fuck my throat, so good Minnie..” You whined out, rubbing your clit faster, wanting to cum once more. He didn’t even have to touch you and you were falling apart. 

“Want your cum down my throat, pretty please,” You quickly went to take him in your mouth again, and almost immediately went for deep throating him. He moaned almost immediately, throwing his head back as you sucked him almost dry.

You wanted it so bad, you wanted his cum down his throat and that thought alone made it harder not to cum. Looking down at you was the moment he broke, the way you looked so desperate for it. 

Hips jolting and thrusting into your mouth before hands went to force you down to his pelvis, making your nose uncomfortably press against it. You didn’t care, moaning against his cock as his seed released down your throat. When you pulled away and showed him your tongue, he smirked.

“Good.. swallowed it all up like a good little slut..” He patted your head again before pulling you up to kiss him.

It was short and simple but it made you more eager than before. Quickly, you got onto your hands and knees. One of his favorite positions was doggystyle, so why not give it to him?

He grunted as he watched your pussy drip with wetness, just waiting for him to put it in. The way you shook your hips just made it even harder to resist.

“So needy.. Why don’t I give you what you want, yeah?” He hummed, quickly lining himself up with your core, thrusting his spit covered cock forwards and watching it glide up and between your ass cheeks. 

You whined, wiggling your hips once more before pulling back, hands going underneath yourself to spread your folds open, “Here minnie, want it here..” 

He chucked, humming as he lined himself up, “I won’t give you a chance to adjust, you know that right?”

“Fuck adjusting, I need you so bad.” You huffed, feeling his tip prodding at your hole. Without hesitation he pushed in and immediately bottomed out.

He huffed and groaned at the way you clenched around him, and like he said, he didn’t give you a chance to adjust. 

He practically rammed into you, every single thrust being fast and rough. He knew you liked it though, with the way your whines and moans slipped past with every thrust. You just knew how deep he was hitting from the way your hand was resting against your abdomen and the way you could feel him though it. 

Your arms gave out, one hand gripping onto the bed sheets while the other went to rub your clit. Eyes rolling in the back of your head, you let out a scream of pleasure, one of many to come along. 

Maybe it was your heat, but you felt so sensitive today, and he was more than excited. 

“Awh, poor pup is screaming huh? That must feel so good huh?” He chuckled, pushing into you deep as you let out a groan, tears forming in your eyes again.

“S-so good Min! Fuck— harder please!” You rubbed your clit faster, hips rolling forward before he grabbed your tail, causing you to gasp. The way he forced you back on to his dick had you seeing stars. You came once again, this time on his cock. He definitely didn’t stop there.

His thrusts only got harder and faster, deeper even. The way you clenched on him had him on edge, but he wasn’t gonna give in so easily. “AH– Ohmygodmin! Shit–Shit!” You couldn’t even for a sentence to tell him how overstimulated you felt.

Soon enough, those words became incoherent ones as he drilled into you mercilessly. You had tears streaming down your face, fingerprints on your hips as he gripped tighter and tighter. Your moans become hoarse and desperate. Scratchy and uneven. 

The moment he started growling, you knew it was happening.

“Fuck– Min gimmie it” You moaned out, hand running to your clit again, rubbing to catch up to his orgasm as quick as possible.

“Want me to fill your little pussy up? I’ll give you my pups. Take it for me and have it.” He groaned out, leaning over to start nibbling on your ears. It didn’t even take you a moment to process before you started releasing all over his cock again. 

That sent him over the edge however, cock twitching as his hips stilled, releasing long white streaks of cum to cover your walls. His groans became growls, practically sounding feral as he released. His grip on your hips just tightened even more with the way that you fucked back onto him.

You were out of breath, and felt so fucked out that at one point you blanked. The next, you were cleaned up, in what was seungmin’s shirt, and snuggled up to him in the covers. 

When he realized you were awake, he smiled and pressed a sweet kiss to your lips, “You blanked out as soon as we finished, and I didn’t want to wake you so I cleaned you up..” He told you, causing you to hum in response and snuggle into him.

“Thanks..” You muttered, feeling him squeeze you gently before speaking up.

“I wanted to ask,, what exactly are we?” 

“Whatever you want to be? I mean, I’m not opposed to dating it’s just–”

“Frowned upon I know” He chuckled, pressing a kiss to the crown of your head.

“Well, who cares what they say? How about you just be my little pup and we can forget about those shitheads, yeah?” He said in one of the sweetest tones you’ve heard from him.

“I’d like that..”

#stray kids #stray kids smut #stray kids fluff #kim seungmin #kim seungmin smut #kim seungmin fluff #hybrid au

[comicaurora]

there's a tl;dr at the end if you're a coward who's too scared to read my glorious essay

wassup my name is destruktow i got in an argument with tumblr user flishthedragon (over discord) on the topic of aurora being an isekai (we were watching anime (they made me watch serial experiment lain (it was decent but i am too stupid for it)) and i brought up isekai) and i am convinced you bastards in the notes of when they posted my ramblings have no clue what an isekai is because an isekai is not defined by said isekai guy previously existing in the "real" world (despite that making up the majority of isekai stories) and let me tell you that i Have Not read past like the big robot thing (despite tumblr user flishthedragon being very adamant that i do so) so i have no clue if this still holds up to canon but as of right now we have no confirmation as to where jeffrey (canon name kendal i think but i call him jeffrey due to him looking like a jeffrey) originated from outside of "yeah jeffrey is like. this dude's empty body becoming sentient" which is bullshit so even by the bad definition everyone in the notes was pushing it's still not confirmed to not be an isekai and

*i pause to take a breath. as i breathe, you glance at my shirt. it has an image of popular comic strip character Garfield along with his adopted sibling/punching bag Odie and sugar daddy Jon Arbuckle. you appreciate said shirt*

also is space jam an isekai? it's absolutely an isekai dude lmao i love space jam that movie's great

okay back on topic so isekai originates from ancient japanese literature such as the story of Urashima Tarō, fisherman guy who saved a turtle and got to go to fishland for a week (my apologies to the urashima tarō fans out there my only exposure to this man is that they put him in battle cats and that was pretty cool, he's a decent black/angel tank that manages to not be outclassed by ramen and nono) and holy shit look at that you don't have to die to be isekai (no one was saying this but at least two of you were thinking it don't lie) and while reincarnation stories are not inherently isekai they can be viewed as isekai stories in certain contexts and those stay in the same world that's crazy

omniscient reader is also an isekai btw (if you finish it it's actually not but if you don't read like 500 chapters you can't prove me wrong and if you do i get someone to talk to about omniscient reader)

so obviously jeffrey exists (was summoned (technically)) for the purposes of getting vaush (that's not his name but it sounds like vaush and i used to be a vaush fan so we're going with it)'s soul back (has a goal given to him by a god) and he gets a companion (whether she is hot or not may depend on your taste and/or sexuality. me personally she is not hot) and he has big fucked up powers (real) BUT he keeps the memories of the previous host! wow! but screw you that's also an isekai thing i'm reading trash of the count's family and it does that (you suck stop typing stop trying to disprove me it won't work) and his existence prior, as i have mentioned, is disputable (he may or may not have existed. retaining your memories from previous life is not necessary) and his journey is fucking identical to various other isekai franchises you learn how shit works alongside him that's how isekai works you doubters in the notes

tl;dr: you can't prove it's not an isekai (author please do not confirm/deny it becomes much less funny if you do so) and it's infinitely easier to think of it as a typical isekai with all the isekai tropes so gg ez i win

#asks #aurora

[ayoharuko]

Genshin Impact Bf Headcanons

 Hi everyone I'm back yay!😊

I'm feeling a bit better so i decided to just make a part 2 instead of snoozing around....

I hope u guys enjoy this part and I'm sorry for the wrong spelling or bad Grammer.

I also apologize if the headcanons are a bit occ or not canon at all these are headcanons after all. i wrote this on my laptop

Also one more thing I'll apologize for is sometimes the writing style will change like last time it might look nice and now its....just a bit not nice?? Does that make sense? sorry sorry I'm getting side tracked....

I just had my adhd moment−

oh even if i wanted to copy the same style as i did last time I'm too lazy to check the last post probably cause I'm derived of sleep and surviving with coffee ok fr imma stop-

REMINDER: All these characters belong to hoyoverse and does not belong to me (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Anywaysss hope u enjoy this!

(Liyue Boys)

~Ajax my boi~ (Childe, Tartagila)

~Possessive Boyfriend~

• I had a debate between possessive or overprotective since he's technically both, a cunning fox and a blood thirsty wolf, but possessive takes the cake for me hahaha

• He doesn't like people's eyes on you. makes him jealous but he also likes peoples eyes on you. makes him prideful to show off that your he's

• Definitely leaves marks on you like obvious places too!

• If you fight or have a vision and can fight expect him to train with you, help you with your tasks and spar aka fight with you just to see who's stronger lmao

• Buys you expensive gifts when he's away(That fatui money yuh~✨)

• PLEASE BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. i feel like if he gets like really jealous your walking card....gone bish✨ and that person ✨G O N E✨

• Like when you met traveler he full on THOUGHT that were flirting with you and actually kind off threatened them-

• He siblings/family already adore you even if they haven't met you yet, they just know your a very nice person because of what teucer tells them!

• Speaking of teucer.....he probably loves you more then he's big brother....lol jk..or maybe...? But teucer loves you a lot since he sees you make he's big brother really happy all the time and also because your very nice and play with him a lot! This makes childe very happy since he knows he doesn't have to worry about he's siblings hating you.

• If you can't cook expect him to cook breakfast or dinner and also if he's free and yall live together he could also clean the house if you want~

• He always has hearts in he's eyes whenever you guys are together and for once the people around him and see a Slight sparkle in he's eyes

•  He's your overprotective but possessive wolf and he would go crazy if something happens to you...

• You guys go on dinner dates especially if your both are in Snezhnaya

• He kinda keeps you a secret from the fatui but sometimes he can't help but brag about you still being careful with he's word of course 

• He loves you...a lot...but sometimes it can be... a little....crazy

Nicknames: Mine, Babe and baby

Voice line about you: Heyyy there comrade! I see your getting quite comfy with y/n over there....what nono..I'm not assuming you of anything I'm jjust gonna let you know their mine....alright? Good! dont want you sealing them now haha!

When he talks to you: Hiya babe~ what? You didn't like the way i talked to traveler? oh come on the were sealing all your attention from me tho~!

~Old Man Morax~ (Zhongli)

~Gentleman boyfriend~

• I don't imagine him as a jealous or possessive person since he's lived through so many years he probably has high patience. However doesn't mean he's not  overprotective since he's basically lost a lot of things in he's life he always make sure your safe, your eating well, water etc always cares about your health.

• Hu tao at one point has told you both that you remind her of an old married couple....and i think she's right-

• He wakes up before you and prepares you both tea not before admiring your sleepy face of course❣

• Cooks breakfast(Imagine him in an apron😫)for you both and cleans you guys house when your at work just him being a malewife🥺

• Would always open doors for you, buy you flowers(When he has mora) and buys you thinks when he's out in liyue(Again if he has mora otherwise its childes-)

• When you first made him lunch as a surprise at work he had the most heart warming smile ever like smiling while eating the food you cooked and just praising you constantly as well. Hu tao was jealous you didn't make her lunch lol

• At one point of you guys relationship he told the whole truth about him being an ex-god and even showed he's dragon form just so you would believe him.... and thank the archons you still accepted him for who he was and loved him...

• Sometimes when you guys are at the comfort of your house he lets out he's horns and tail so you can pet or touch them which he likes very much and you end up with a big dragon on you-

• Xiao has definitely been watching over you and zhongli knows it...he's grateful that even if he's not present xiao will be the one to watch over you🥺😭

• You guys would be outside at the sunset enjoying your tea and just overall chilling...those are he's favorite moments with you❤

• You guys can be found strolling around liyue just looking at the beautiful city

• He appreciates how you try and listen to he's tales even if he knows that some of them are boring and makes you fall asleep but he still appreciates in you trying to listen.

• Arguments would almost never happen in your relationship of course excluding you guys disagreements but zhongli tries to avoid arguing with you since he hates yelling and overall just hates seeing you mad.

• Even in a million years he would never stop being over in heels inlove with you💕

Nicknames: My gem, dear and my beloved

Voice line about you: “Hm...traveler..would you perhaps think that this would look nice on y/n? You think it would? Alright then I'll be taking this then. What? Oh...m-mora i..uhm..forgot my wallet again it seems...apologies..I'll pay you back traveler”

When he talks to you: “Dear i must thank you for this....it tastes marvelous”

~Baby Xiao~ (Alatus)

~Shy But Overprotective Boyfriend~

• He's both shy but very overprotective of you. Like he thinks your made of glass so he always watches you. minus when he has to go fight demons at night of course, but he always wants you to stay at the hotel when its night time since he knows how dangerous it is when its night time at liyue. if you have errand to do however...except him to come with you even if he hates large crowds.

• He'll only come and see you when you bring him food or call out he's name. and that was at like at least a few months into your relationship with him. The reason for this is because he doesn't want he's karma to affect you since your the only light he has.

• He only eats whatever you cook as he thinks their exceptional to he's taste. girl he actually thinks your cooking is delicious thats why lol

• He LOVES headpats and LOVES kisses on the forehead. FIGHT ME I DARE YOU🙂

• When you hug him he turns red in an instant and then relaxes but sometimes(Sadly) pushes you off of him...since he's too scare of he's karma going to you😭, meaning he's always running away from you....

• But there are sometimes when you convince him to stay...and when he does stay...he lets you do whatever you please with him. Thats including kisses, reassurance, comfort and cuddles for the baby💕

• If you get hurt he instantly blames himself. So you have to reassure him that it isn't he's fault whatsoever.

• He brings you Qingxin flowers he's favorite flowers and leaves it at your nightstand if you live in the hotel its a reminder from him to you that he loves you and that he always watches over you.

• At every affection you give him it doesn't matter if big or small he always turns red since that how much he had fallen for you. 

• Ya know you'll feel like you have a guard dog always watching you....in a good way

• Always dreads the day you'll have to leave him...he knows your a mortal...he knows their fragile and weak...but he just doesn't wanna let you go...your he's only weakness and the only one who shows he's love for.

Nicknames: My light(Rarely)

Voice line about you: “What? I'm not looking at y/n...your simply imagining....”

When he talks to you: “You called? H-huh? Cuddles? I suppose it won't hurt...just this once...I'll humor you..you mortal”

~Bookworm Boi~ (Xingqiu)

~Prince Boyfriend~ 

• He might act like a prince but he is still a bookworm...but we love he's nerdy side so thats fine!

• Since xingqiu’s basically rich he definitely knows how to act like a gentleman...although before he fall inlove with you i like to think he had ignored every person who he's family set him up with..so they were surprised to find out that he suddenly took an interest in you.

• There are sometimes where he pays more attention to he's books more then you but please dont worry he loves you😊

• Buys books that he thinks makes you think of him. i mean he does have the money-

• He thought of a love story that was about you both and wrote it down...but writing it down poor Chongyun had to since our water boi’s hand-writing sucks, but it was worth it since it was very romantic and cute⁓

• He also writes poems about you and then read them to you in the afternoon under a tree while your napping either on he's shoulder or lap.

• Compliments everyday baby💕

• HE'S A MF TEASE. like you see the pranks or things he does to poor Chongyun?? I feel bad for you both😔

• When he's not occupy with a book you both are walking around liyue either buying things at stalls, books or food really anything he's down.

• Yelan watches over you both. like sometimes she'll treat you both to a restaurant and she'll sit in another table while you both have your meal(She pays for it too)Basically she observers how you both interact with each other and finds you both cute🥺

• Overall he's a real prince to you minus being a bookworm

Nicknames: My liege and love

Voice line about you: “This book reminds me of them....lets buy it”

When he talks to you: “Hm? You would like my attention? Hehe...alright then my liege..I'll give you what you want~”

~Precious Exorcist~ (Chongyun)

~Shy Boyfriend~

• Now him...he's 100% baby

• Whenever you touch him he short circuits. My boi knows nothing about girls-. Xinyan or yun jin obviously don't count, When we're talking about periods...its a different story....

• But he's very sweet and cares for you!, always senses when your upset/sad and immediately tries to cheer you up.

• Your he's meat shied if xingqiu comes looking for him...he tries to avoid he's friend quite a lot.

• Xingqui teases you both well mainly chongyung about how much he's a simp for you hehe...

• He always stutters when he talks to you. with the blush too!

• He's always on a look out for evil spirits or demons since he wants to protect you. When you have a nightmare he blames it on demons and he's dislike towards them increases.

• Like how yelan would watch over you and xingqiu. Shenhe watches over the both of you as a protector since she knows that chongyung still has a lot to learn and even if doesn't wanna admit it...she worries for you both.

• Shares he's popsicles with you💘

Nicknames:(Sadly no nickname he's too shy yall)

Voice line about you: “I-i get it now xingqui! g-geez...i..love them..a lot..”

When he talks to you: “H-how are you? O-oh fine? thats good...uhm..would you like to go to xinyan’s concert tomorrow?”

And that concludes our liyue boys!

tysm for reading this far everyone and again I'm sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

I hope u guys enjoyed this one my brain kinda hurtled from thinking this much headcanons lol

But it was worth it I'm proud to have finish part 2!. Now part 3 will be maybe after a few days and its the inazuma boys this time yay💕

But yea tysm for reading this far everyone mua mua~!💕✨

#gensgin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin x you #genshin fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #zhongli x you #xiao x reader #xingqui x you #chongyung x you #childe x you

[phoenixyfriend]

Nono you are solving the lack of post-RotS Korkie Kryze works problem

OPTIONS:

Korkie goes into hiding and is plucked up for his own safety by Auntie Bo, who makes him learn to fight and forces him to wear armor because he's fragile.

Korkie is set up as the Official Ruler of Mandalorian space, partly because Bo is being hunted by the Empire and all the other possible rulers are dead or missing, and Korkie is... he's not a figurehead or a puppet necessarily, but he's... he's doing his best, okay? He's resisting where he can. He's got a network set up to smuggle Force Sensitives and political enemies of the state to safety. He's funding the Resistance when the money won't be traced. He's technically giving Empire-Approved-Speeches, but nobody really believes him when he talks, because pretty much everyone on Mandalore is like FUCK the Empire, Duchess Kryze wouldn't stand for this! Korkie is a bit more willing to bend than his aunt, mostly because his people are in more danger from the Empire than the significantly more limited reach of Death Watch in his aunt's day. I need him to play the boring bureaucrat while quietly causing trouble, like Bail and Mon.

Collected by Ahsoka during the early days of the Empire and dragged about into a bunch of danger before she drops him off somewhere safe. He is, much like Leia twenty years later, used as a "young royal with a martyred parent figure who suffered at the hands of warmongers."

Pulled into the loving care of a roaming crew of petty criminals (various smugglers) or even someone a little less petty, like Hondo Ohnaka. Korkie is very not prepared for this.

Panics and marries someone for safety. IDK whom. I just know that if Korkie is anything like Obi-Wan, and many of us want to imagine he is, then we also want to imagine him as a homme fatale who has to bat his eyes at a powerful spouse--one that he does love, sort of, but is aware of being in a precarious position with--to get anything done.

Went into Mando Witness Protection, which means he's just out there farming for a very long time.

Gets found by the younger, very plucky Cal Kestis and his new friends.

He is literally just Vibing on Kalevala as an anxious Duke and then HERE'S KANAN JARRUS WITH A CHAIR PADAWAN AND SHORT QUEEN AND HIS PILOT WIFE he needs a place to hide out

Kidnapped by Maul for "I suspect you are the child of KENOBIIIIIIIIAGH and you might be secretly Force Sensitive and just hiding it, AND I WANT AN APPRENTICE" like two days after O66 happens

#Korkie Kryze #star wars #the clone wars #bo katan kryze #ahsoka tano #hondo ohnaka #cal kestis #sw rebels #darth maul #phoenix answers asks

[moondragon618]

Hi I wrote c!Dream POV of my favorite part of this prompt. I am Normal :)

Warnings for blood, obsessive/possessive behavior, strangulation, murder, and c!Dream being Fucked Up :)

Dream grins as he looks down at the teen lying on the ground in front of him, trembling and breathing shakily through the pain as blood flows steadily out of the wound in his stomach and stains the grass under him crimson.

Oh, it's so much fun to play with him while looking and sounding exactly like Wilbur, to watch him struggle between pure horror and instinctive trust. If you ask him, the real Wilbur doesn't know what he's missing out on.

But Dream is perfectly fine with it staying that way- nobody else should ever get to see his Tommy like this except for him. :)

"Shhh, it's okay Tommy, just focus on me, okay?" he shushes Tommy, effortlessly copying Wilbur's voice to perfection, and the way Tommy looks up at him like he caught helplessly between relief and terror is almost beautiful.

"Wil?" the teen asks shakily, pain and fear and confusion and a little bit of hopefulness in his voice all at once.

Perfect. :)

"That's right, Tommy. I'm right here," Dream says, grinning even more as Tommy visibly relaxes just a little. So much trust. So much faith.

He's almost a little jealous.

Dream observes him for another moment, before making his move- he wraps his hands around Tommy's throat, right over the light bruises from his third death that still haven't faded, taking in the shock and terror in his eyes with glee as he crushes that trust and faith with his bare hands.

"W-Wil?" Tommy whimpers, a perfect sound of fear and confusion, gasping for air and scrabbling helplessly at Dream's hands as he starts pleading for mercy. "N-nono W-Wilbur- p-please- s-stop-"

Pleading to Wilbur for mercy.

"Shhh, just relax, Tommy. It'll be over soon," Dream shushes him, not letting it get to him too much- Tommy is still technically begging him for mercy, after all.

"W-why-" the teen manages to choke out pathetically before he tightens his grip further, cutting off his air completely, and Dream grins in satisfaction at the horror in his eyes.

It'll be worth it when Tommy can only think of Wilbur with nothing but fear and hatred. :)

Dream ignores Tommy's desperate clawing at his hands even as he breaks skin and manages to draw a little blood, until his struggles begin to weaken. It's such a powerful feeling, to literally hold a life in his hands, to be able to feel it slowly slip away.

He doesn't let go until Tommy has gone completely still, and after that, he shifts comfortably back into his usual form before getting a revival book ready.

Now it's time to see how a quick death and revival will affect how Tommy remembers things :)

#aka c!Dream's jealousy toward c!Wilbur turns into him technically getting jealous of himself and that's kind of hilarious tbh lmao #my writing #shapeshifter c!dream #dream smp #dsmp #c!tommy #c!dream #c!primeboys #c!discduo #tw abuse #tw blood #tw strangulation #tw murder #tw obsessive behavior #tw possessive behavior

[tteokdoroki]

Your pastry chef Bakugou has me melting- a triple chocolate cookie? For JUST my phone number?

HE HAD ME AT THE BLONDIE-

PLS he develops such a bad habit of giving you sweets because he’s in love with you !!!!

like imagine you tell pastry chef!bakugou no at first. he’ll grumble about it for a while but eventually decides that getting to treat you to baked goods is enough for him— and every day you come by, instead of getting an oat and raisin cookie, you find yourself with whole slices of red velvet cake, muffins, cupcakes, gingerbread men… the whole lot until you have to ask him how much in cash he’s been giving you extra.

it doesn’t stop when you start dating either, you’ll give katsuki a key to your apartment and come home from work to find that he’s baked you a bunch of different tarts claiming that you’re the only person qualified to taste test the dessert menu for a wedding he and kirishima are catering for. you’re eating bake well tarts for about a week straight before you call it quits and ban him from using your kitchen to bake (even though he leaves it in a cleaner state when he’s done because bakugou cannot stand the sight of a dirty dish)

nono :( but he’d be so good at making you breakfasts when you actually do move in together— flapjacks because you still have a sweet tooth and they’re technically still healthy. sometimes he’ll get kiri to make you a loaf of fresh bread so katsuki can spoil you with French toast on days you have busy meetings at work. on anniversaries bakugou gets deku (the chocolatier at his little business) to make you a special batch of truffles that spell out ‘i love you’ and he hands them to you with the biggest blush telling you not to run off and leave him for deku because ‘his sweets ain’t no better than mine.’

and and bakugou goes down super well at family parties— yanno the big ones with all the extended family members, distant cousins, nosey aunts, weird uncles, out of pocket elderly and a hoard of kids desperate for sugar. your boyfriend, katsuki bakugou has a sweet potato pie that rivals your great grandmas, who ends up literally adopting him into your family (he gets stuck with the nickname sugar). the kids all adore him (their parents too) cause he makes killer gluten free cookies that settles them down enough for the adults to get some piece and quiet— and you can’t escape the night without being told how much a of a keeper pastry chef bakugou is’<3

#bakugou x reader #bakugou headcanons #bakugou drabbles #IM SO SICK IM IN LOVE WITH HIM #pastry chef!bakugou #📧. user anonymous #💌. you’ve got mail

[meow972]

Anyone wanna send me some pretty blood related drawing requests :P (just no technical characters except for nono. I have nothing against them, im just not a fan -w-)

#send me asks !!!!! #pretty blood

[socklessworm]

your instagram if you were dating spencer reid :)

masterlist! / pt 1

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ynwashere i leave for one minute and this happens

view 56 comments / 34 minutes ago

luke.alvez: well this is a sight

↳ ynwashere: welcome to the bau!

↳ luke.alvez: maybe i’ll be safer away from you guys

↳ e.prentiss: :(

↳ pipecleaner: :(

↳ babygirl: oh but we’re delightful!

dr.tara: yikes

↳ ynwashere: 😭

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ynwashere i kicked his shins in

view 67 comments / 3 hours ago

pipcleaner: technically it was my ankle and that hurt like hell

↳ ynwashere: hah loser, deal with the consequences of your actions

↳ pipecleaner: you’re so mean

↳ ynwashere: xoxo <3

supermom: do i have to ground you two

↳ ynwashere: it was all spence, he was being mean to me :((

↳ e.prentiss: how could you spence

↳ pipecleaner: don’t corner me on this one pls

↳ babygirl: my eyes are on you spence.

↳ pipecleaner: 🥲

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ynwashere happy birthday love, i hope you like my gift <33

view 58 comments / 7 hours ago

pipecleaner: you just gave me a bag of prepackaged almonds

↳ ynwashere: and?

↳ pipecleaner: these expired 5 months ago babe

↳ ynwashere: a n d ?

dr.tara: please tell me that gun is not loaded

↳ ynwashere: you’re right, i didn’t check yet

↳ dr.tara: excuse me?

luke.alvez: this is a disaster bound to happen

↳ ynwashere: we’re both disasters, what are you talking about

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ynwashere this is why we don’t have kids

view 37 comments / 2 days ago

babygirl: the poor child, where’s his mother? :(

↳ pipecleaner: we kidnapped him

↳ ynwashere: we? nono, just you

↳ hotchstuff: is that jack?

↳ pipecleaner: no its y/n’s cousin

↳ ynwashere: my aunt can see this you know

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ynwashere welcome to the family toothless <3

view 65 comments / 4 days ago

luke.alvez: they’re so cute, but not as cute as roxy

↳ ynwashere: we’ll see about that newbie

pipecleaner: i didn’t agree to the name toothless by the way

↳ ynwashere: but i named him after toothless the dragon :( and you love the movie >:(

↳ pipecleaner: still, my point stands

↳ ynwashere: you agreed after fifteen kisses, a back rub, and me buying you a documentary on space travel

↳ pipecleaner: they don’t need to know that

↳ e.prentiss: oh but we know now

#spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fandom #spencer reid x you #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid fic #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid x gn!reader #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid self insert #criminal minds self insert #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x y/n #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds fandom #criminal minds fic #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds family #mgg #mgg x reader #criminal minds imagine #spencer reid imagine