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blessyouhawkeye · 5 months

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the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

#i need the muppets in a rendition of pride and prejudice with kermit as elizabeth miss piggy as darcy and meryl streep as mrs bennett NOW.

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rowlfthedog · 10 months

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He is everything to me.

#barks #gonzo #the muppets #and now I rest because it is extremely late #snork mimimimimi

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moths-in-hats · 1 year

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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

#ik that the meme is kind of dead now but this came to me in a lecture and i couldnt rest until id made it #goncharov #unreality #muppets #the muppets #mine #1k #2k #5k #10k #the irony of me saying the meme is dead and then this post blowing up is not lost on me #20k #50k #guys please #it's not that funny

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critterbitter · 4 months

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Sometimes, it's lonelier when you're in a crowd you can't understand. Elesa, who struggles with the language divide and being hard of hearing, solves this by simply refusing to engage.

BONUS! The twins did not get their starters yet. They think Elesa’s so cool and stoic. This is a hilarious misunderstanding.

Want something funnier? Here's my submas masterpost!

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 9 months

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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hauntedparkinglot · 4 months

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Fnaf movie. But everyone except William is a muppet

(Inspired by that one saw post I would take them but I can’t find it 😭😭)

#fnaf #fnaf movie #william afton #michael afton #muppets #fnaf art #vanessa afton #abby schmidt #mike schmidt #springtrap #my art #now for something completely unrelated to anything I’ve ever posted

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grymorfinon · 1 year

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I just realized something about Glass Onion and the way it’s structured, and like everything else in the movie it was told to us in the start:

(GLASS ONION SPOILERS AHEAD)

… it’s a fugue. The movie is a Fugue.

During the puzzle box sequence when the music box puzzle opens, Yo Yo Ma tells Peg that the music they’re hearing is Bach’s “Little Fugue in G Minor” he explains:

“A fugue is a beautiful musical puzzle based on just one tune. And when you layer this tune on top of itself, it starts to change and turn into a beautiful new structure.”

Right in front of our eyes, Rian Johnson just told us how the movie was going to go. It starts out with a simple tune, your classic murder mystery setup much like the Clue movie and half of the mysteries Agatha Christie was famous for writing. We meet the eccentric characters, a murder happens, everyone runs around for a while, and the detective seems ready to tell us whodunit…

And then the movie starts over again. The tune is the same, but layered on top of itself with new context and a different point of view. Every new scene from Helen or Benoit’s perspective changes our perspective on the previous half of the movie, scene by scene. This new layer of the film adds to it and forms a beautiful new structure itself.

Addendum: the opening shots of each act also parallel each other. The first half begins with the start of Bach’s Little Fugue as we are introduced to Claire at her home when her puzzle box is delivered, and then we hear the fugue again but further on in the piece when Helen delivers her box to Benoit Blanc in the second half.

UPDATE: Having seen Rian Johnson’s audio commentary of the film, he confirmed that it was intentional! VINDICATION!!!

#knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #johan sebastian bach #little fugue in g minor #daniella monet #daniel craig #Rian Johnson you did it again you clever motherfucker #now make Knives Out 3 a muppet movie with the whole cast being muppets except for Benoit Blanc

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jojotier · 8 months

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Thinking now about Dirk loving puppets because Alpha Rose lets Alpha Dave know his interests so Alpha Dave contacts the Jim Henson company so that baby Dirk sees him acting alongside Muppets for his PBS style educational videos. Alpha Dave also putting together a "making of" for when Dirk is older showing how even he had trouble remembering the Muppets were actually puppets and not costars, showing little bloopers of this adult man trying so desperately to put together a curriculum for the apocalypse. One tape has Elmo doing the lil "Elmo loves you, Dirk! :D" and then it's revealed that it's the only Muppet voice Alpha Dave could get right so that's him saying that. No one fucking look at me

#homestuck #dirk strider #dave strider #alpha dave #the muppets #shame that dave is scared of puppets now bc i feel like once he wouldve gone hogwild over elmo

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whaleiumsharkspeare · 5 months

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Ebenezer Scrooge: *goes outside*

Every Muppet within a 10 mile radius:

#there goes mr. butt face #there goes mr. jerk #if being nice was a full time job #he’d be out of work #muppets christmas carol #there goes mr. gray cloud #there goes mr. smog #he’s rich as sin but won’t begin #to pay his loyal frog #I’ve had this drafted for a year now #finally I can post it #the muppets

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clownsuu · 11 months

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I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-

When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO

but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.

he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)

#It’s been like two hours now b l e h I feel like garbage #Welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #Iv been wanting to make a character for a while now with a long ass s n o o t #Even tho technically that’s not his nose it’s a horn #Also he totally doesn’t sleep on random people’s couches #One of his major crimes he constantly commits is identity theft #I need to draw gay muppets next to heal my w o u n D s #Howdy pillar #Wally darling #Welcome home oc robbie #robbie robs

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muppetydyke · 5 months

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Muppet Mainstage, November 28th, 2023

“Big Spender” is a song from the 1966 musical Sweet Charity, written by Cy Coleman and Dorothy Fields. The song follows a group of “taxi dancers” (women who were paid to dance with men) who are trying to entice men to buy a dance with them.

In the 1973 tv special, Julie on Sesame Street, Julie Andrews performed the song to a dapperly dressed Cookie Monster (Frank Oz), who then begins to eat all of her accessories.

Normally I just post a link to a YouTube video with the song because that’s easier, but all the available clips of this song aren’t the best quality, so I made a clip from the special that someone uploaded to YouTube. Also delightful special in general.

#mupposts #muppets #muppet mainstage #Julie Andrews #Cookie Monster #I am now obsessed with this video #I mean I love Julie Andrews #and this is just Incredible #god I would’ve done NUMBERS if I was an actress in the 70s #NUMBERS I TELL YOU

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blessyouhawkeye · 1 year

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