Magisterium headcannon/idk what to even call this.
Constantine made up Maugris. It was a sort of coping mechanism, pretending to be this crazy Makar from hundreds of years ago instead of himself. And then it was a way to feel less guilty about everything, pretending to be Maugris during battles and then when it’s over saying it was all Maugris not him. But it eventually became like an entire second personality, with memories and everything that Con somehow convinced himself were real. At one point he stopped controlling when he became Maugris and it just happened at random. He was Maugris in the Cold Massacre and when he stole baby Calls body, which is why Call has Maugris’s memories and thinks he’s Maugris. If Call tried hard enough he’d get Constantine’s memories and figure out Maugris isn’t real to in any place except Constantine’s head, but he doesn’t want to remember being Constantine either.
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Gerry: *stimming*
Michael: ...
Gerry: *stopping* Oh, sorry. Heh, didn't even reali—
Michael: Marry me.
Gerry: What?
Michael: *already in a wedding dress and holding a bouquet*
Helen: *playing the Wedding March with a kazoo*
Gertrude: *holding a file of statments as a bible* Gerard Anthony Keay , Do you take Michael Shelley as your lawful spouse, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until The Apocalypse (or I) do you part?
Gerry, somehow in a suit now: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND—
Eric,tearing up and saying in a really high-pitched voice: I'm so proud of you!
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I feel like Danny has a really specific relationship with everyone in the BatFam that culminates in very different ways
Like Danny and Tim would have a lot in common based on the fact that 1.) their parents are kinda weird and 2.) they don’t tell anyone about anything until it comes up out of nowhere
Like one day while Danny was watching TV with Dick, Jason, and Tim, Tim mentions something about The Joker being hospitalized before getting sent back to Arkham Asylum.
Danny without missing a beat goes
“Oh please he’ll be fine, I almost got killed fighting my future self once and look at me, I’m great now.”
Everyone except Tim stops what they’re doing because they’re trying to comprehend the sentence they just heard
Dick replies, “Im sorry, you did what?”
And Tim who has also been traumatized enough times that he needs a punch card replies
“Oh, that’s nothing. This one time I had injuries that were so bad I had to get my spleen removed.”
Dick, fully losing his composure screams at Tim “I’m sorry, YOU DID WHAT!!!”
Danny replies “Dude, that’s so metal.”
Jason is busy doing mental gymnastics trying to figure out how none of them figured this out yet and he just goes
“When did you have the time to lose your spleen??”
Which prompts Tim (who is still unfazed at this point) to recant the entire situation that led to this and then he finishes his story like
“And now I have no spleen and no immune system. 🙂”
And poor Jason and Dick who are genuinely never on the same wavelength both yell
“YOU DONT HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM?!?!?”
Meanwhile Danny is just sitting here watching this whole thing go down and just goes
“God I love this family, they’re just as crazy as mine.”
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