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#Toons Headcanons
thebrownssociety · 1 year
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For Pepé Le Pew, Wile E. Coyote, and Roadrunner, please
2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on
16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves
18. What they’d go to see a therapist about
34. How they react when they are feeling angry
37. What they really think about themselves
2: A canon or headcanon hill I will die on
Wile.E - Despite being a Toon he's not massively keen on kids. It's because they're quite spontaneous and Wile.E finds that stressful to deal with. There's a reason he teaches at university/college level.
He's very good with his own son, I should point out. Calamity. And he's very good with his nephew Lil Beaper. He understands the pair of them well and it helps that they're both very intelligent. Also it helps that Calamity lives with him and Lil Beaper sees him practically every few days, so they're very used to him.
Since having Calamity he's read a lot of parenting books and tries to follow their instructions. Obviously that doesn't always work though, which inevitably gets Wile.E frustrated. Over the years though - and with help, support and guidance from Roadie, Scratchansniff and the rest of the LT's - he's gotten more confident. Also helps that Toons in general have a culture that's very much 'it takes a village to raise a child' mentality.
Pepe - He's a coffee drinker, not a tea drinker. He HATES tea with a passion and, if he has to drink it to be polite, will either find a plant to subtlety throw it into or let it go cold, then say it's 'undrinkable' and throw it away.
With the invention of Microwaves that's scuppered his plans a bit, as the host will sometimes say. 'Would you like me to heat it up for you?'
So Pepe has to go. "Oh...non. It'z fine. I'll do it." And then he's got to find a way to accidently-on-purpose throw it away. The other LT's know he doesn't drink tea though, so it's only some of the Disney Tunes that try to serve it him.
Roadrunner - He's really good with kids. All kids. They love him and like to follow him round and ride on his back. [This is for kids under 5, I should point out.] Baby's reach out for him, toddlers try and hug him [and sometimes pluck him, depending on how motor-controlled they are] and he's got a long line of kids that he babysits. It's a good way to make money when not filming.
As you might imagine he's really good with his own kid - Lil Beaper - and his nephew [Calamity.] Although as they've got older they now think he's embarrassing and try to distance themselves from him. [Watching your dad/uncle give random kids piggy-backs is embarrassing once you hit 13, apparently.]
16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves
Wile.E - He's convinced he isn't really clever. Sure he can speak multiple languages, invent things that most others wouldn't even consider to be possible and is actually a teacher, but there's always other people better than him. He's really hard on himself and covers it up with a smug exterior. It cracks occasionally - especially in moments of high stress - but he pulls himself back together easily and most Toons just think it's a strange glitch. He tries to push it down because if he thinks about it to much he gets depressed and anxious.
Pepe - He wishes he fought in the war. He's seen the effects it's had on the other toons and feels a bit useless because he can never properly understand what they went through and so when they freak out or have a severe flashback or something, he has no idea what to do. Obviously he's not going to voice this because he knows it sounds insane.
Roadrunner - He's actually really open with himself and doesn't really have secrets. The main thing he's worried about that he won't voice is that Wile.E will die via blowing himself up or something. It's hard for most toons to discuss death because - they're toons, they're not going to die. Not that there's any evidence that they don't just have long life spans...ok that's enough thoughts for now. Let's go for a run. [He runs a lot to take his mind of his dark thoughts]
18. What they’d go to see a therapist about
Wile.E - He sees Scratchansniff about his anxiety and feelings of being inferior. They've made progress actually and Wile.E has a couple of strategies now for dealing with this. Writing down his feelings and keeping a log of inventions that have worked and haven't to refer back to and why. Contrary to what is shown on screen most of his inventions DO work.
Pepe - He sees Scratchansniff about his feelings regarding his stink and his being dropped from the show. He's developed depression over the years and has been issued Toon Medication for him to help fight it.
Roadrunner - Roadie doesn't really see a therapist. If anything he's someone that over people end up confiding in because he's sometimes seen as not being very intelligent because he doesn't really talk. So other toons that aren't the Looney Tunes sometimes just rant at him or want to talk to him about something. He kinda falls into those situations though. He runs through Toon World and has met nearly every Toon in the world, if only briefly.
He does sometimes wonder if he should see Scratchansniff about his fear of Wile.E dying, but always talks himself out of it.
34. How they react when they are feeling angry
Wile.E - He'll go away and plan inventions to kill them with. He's got a notepad that he calls his 'Murder-Pad' [Please change the name Wile.E, Roadie says. He doesn't.] filled with ideas that he will never actually make a reality, but he likes to look at them and remind himself that he COULD make them if he wanted to. He's also a ranter and will find someone he trusts [usually Roadie. Sometimes Sylvester or Speedy if Roadie's not about.] and rant at them for ages.
Pepe - He'll either deliberately activate his stink so whatever's annoying him goes away or he'll remove himself from the room to calm down. He likes time to himself to calm down - other people being around just aggravates him further normally. [Penelope is a bit of an exception but even she leaves him alone if he's REALLY angry] Thing about Pepe though is he's quite calm and hard to annoy, so if he IS annoyed something major has occurred.
Roadrunner - Goes for a run. Literally outrunning his problems. He doesn't really yell or shout, but will occasionally burst into a rhyme-rant [literally rants in rhyme]. Occasionally if he's in the rare position of wanting to get someone away from himself or someone he cares about he will kick out with one of his legs and that tends to ward them off.
37. . What they really think about themselves
Wile.E - See 16.
Pepe - He thinks he's an outdated Toon who clinging onto the success of the Looney Tunes as a whole rather than him individually. He's also thinks other Toons won't see past his stink and it's part of the reason why he doesn't really socialise out of the Warner Brothers circle.
Roadrunner - He does wonder if he's trying hard enough to be sociable and friendly with toons other than Wile.E. He thinks he's a little bit shyer than other Toons would say he is. He also thinks he's not a good enough brother to Wile.E [they were created on the same date, so technically considered 'twins' by Toon standards] despite the fact that he often goes up and beyond to help Wile.E out and the coyote himself has said that Road Runner is the best brother he could ever ask for.
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heartfullofleeches · 3 months
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Fuck it - Cholly [Toon Yan] + Flirty Mime Darling. Mime Darling is a fellow toon originating from a banned cartoon in which they are a dancer. The reason for the ban was due to the mime's performance being too provocative for the changing times. A certain rabbit manages to get their paws on one of the last remaining copies of the short locked away in a company vault and immediately falls held over heels for the mime. Front row seat at every single one of their shows. Eventually pulls the mime straight out of their cartoon and into the real world with them to help freshen up their act, and take them on a tour of what the new world has to offer. Leaves sticky notes around the higher ups offices as a small nod to bring their Angel back into a modern spotlight [with some minor changes to their design - despite how much it pains Cholly to see those pretty legs covered up]
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Cholly: If my facts were are accurate - you were locked away for being too attractive?
Mime Darling: [sad nods] :(
Cholly: Now that I'm getting a good look at you... They might've been right-
Mime Darling: ?!
Cholly: -cuz I can't take my eyes off ya for a second.
Mime Darling: :0!.... <3 [kisses Cholly's cheek]
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Cholly: I know we gotta keep things PG on screen, but there nothin' stopping us from having a little fun out here, aye - Doll?
[Mime Darling takes Cholly's hands - cuffing them together with an invisible chain. They steal the rabbit's scarf from their shoulders, tying it around their own neck]
Mime Darling: ;)
Cholly, sweating so much it looks like they'll melt: I was just gonna suggest holding hands without wearing our gloves, but this is a way better alternative
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dragonknightcal · 7 months
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Toon: Well, if we die, it's not the end of the world. Just the end of us!
Mask: *shrugs* True.
Captain Link: What the hell is wrong with you two?
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How I like to imagine Wally and Barnaby in the Gangster AU:
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ananicoleta · 3 months
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Looney Tunes headcanon time!
I've been thinking about this for a while so now I gotta share it on here!
Bugs Bunny doesn't get mad easily. That's just how he's wired. Calm, collected, level-headed, usually pretty relaxed, lazily strolling down the street while humming a merry melody (eh?), he prefers to chill and doesn't really take anything seriouslly.
A Warner Bros. intern messed something up, be it accidentaly or because he was a careless idot? Bugs doesn't even flinch and immediately finds a way to fix whatever it is.
A student at Acme Looniversity is goofing around way too much during a lesson? All Bugs has to do is give him a look and the child stops at once, but he never raises his voice or loses his temper.
One of his enemy messes with him? Pfff, are you kidding? That's the most fun he's gonna have all week!
Even when he gets irritated by one of them, he doesn't actually get mad mad and he certainly doesn't hate them (he's too cool for that). It's more of an "oh, he interrupted my peaceful afternoon? now i'll have to fuck his entire shit up" kind of thing. He might be mildly annoyed in the beginning but by the time he starts plotting the poor soul's demise, his irritation is long gone. His motivation is rather the principle of "don't mess with me" rather than anger.
Sometimes Bugs will fake being mad to get his point across (to scare people, usually a nemesis or a student), but again, he's not really angry, he's just exaggerating.
However, and this is where my headcanon comes in, this doesn't mean that sometimes Bugs Bunny doesn't get pretty fucking MAD.
Like I said, it's very hard to get him at that point. But when he gets there oh, Lord have mercy! And it's not what people (who have obviously never seen him in that state) might think.
He doesn't shout. He doesn't get physical. He doesn't throw a tantrum. If he does any of those then again, he's not really mad. He either does it for comedic effect or to intimidate. No. It's much more unsettling than that.
Instead, he just goes quiet. And not the usual relaxed, watching-shit-go-down-from-the-sidelines quiet. Oh, no. He's rigid as a statue. His upbeat expression is replaced by one of pure coldness. No condecending smirk, no smug look, no playfullness in his eyes. Just a motionless face with an icy stare.
If Bugs speaks when he's like this he doesn't raise his voice. He doesn't need to. Instead, his tone is serious but surprisingly... calm. Not relaxed like it usually is, but more like... even. Controlled. Firm. There is a slight strain in his voice as if he's doing his best to hold back the greatest rage someone has ever seen (because he is).
If he does this to anyone then that person/toon will most likley shit their pants. Because they know, oh, they know they fucked up big time if Bugs Bunny acts that way towards them.
Whenever he's like this literally everyone is scared of him. Toon or human, doesn't matter, if Bugs is this angry YOU STAY OUT OF HIS WAY.
No one messes with him, not Elmer, not Sam, not Wile, not Marvin, not any of his enemies, no Acme Loo student, no WB intern, even the executives are nervous around him if he's like this. Even Daffy, who gets a kick out of pushing Bugs' buttons every time, is nope-ing himself out of that situation so hard. Like nope. Not today. Nuh-uh. He wants to live, thank you very much.
I feel like I should mention that Bugs isn't cold hearted though. Even if he is in this state he will not be a prick to people who have done nothing wrong or to the ones he cares about. He realizes it's not their fault.
He might be a little distant but it's just because he wants to be left alone to calm down. The others know and understand and will leave him to cool off.
Again, though, he doesn't get this angry that often. In all his life he's probably been like this like three or four times (which is very rare given that he's been around since like what? the 40s? but even if it's happened only a few times it was enough to earn him the reputation of being really damn scary when pushed to far).
Also, he's never ever like that because of a Looney Tune or an Acme Loo student or anyone he cares about. If you are part of the aforementioned categories then it's damn near impossible to get Bugs to be that mad at you. Annoyed? Sure. Angry? Sometimes, yeah. But never mad like that.
No. This type of rage is reserved for a special breed of people. The ones that have crossed Bugs big time, that have done something really messed up.
What makes this so scary for the others witnessing it, even if it's not aimed at them, is the fact that it's so different compared to the way Bugs usually acts. Like, he's almost unrecognizable. Besides, the rabbit is pretty powerful given his whole WB mascot gig thing. He can rock your entire world with just a snap of his fingers.
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steelcrops · 1 year
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Hear me out but Toon Bendy and Sammy would be partners in crime. Toon Bendy would see Sammy is this tall, intimidating man who doesn’t wear a shirt for some reason, and he sees an opportunity. Toon Bendy now walks around the city with Sammy trailing behind him. One of the Lost Ones or Pipers have lunch or something? Toon Bendy asks for it in a kind of friendly manner but with Sammy staring them down. Boy gets a free ham sandwich. IT WOULD WORK.
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ryemiffie · 12 days
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I've gone too long without saying something mean about the tv man. So here it is, Vox is dumb and ugly and his hat is stupid and honestly everyone out here making the fanon that he's such a hard worker and he's a workaholic and that he thinks through everything as if that bitch didn't just pull angelic security out his ass and toss it to his assistant to figure the fuck out with no regard, that bitch is just sliding by on a pretty smile and it ain't even real! Shit's a bunch of pixels!
Anyway I hate Vox so damm much and I bet due to the limited head space he got crammed in that flat fucking thing he calls a head that the long ass tongue we saw at the end of the episode swirls around his brain like a fucking bird.
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colliholly · 6 months
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So uuuh, I think I've read somewhere that you like the derrick man (right?) aaaand I was wondering if you'd like to share some headcanons about him, if you have any! :DDD
I DO ANON, I DO..... He's probably my second favorite of the manager cogs... his boring charm has captivated me... but that doesn't mean there's some interesting things I've picked up on through his dialogue :^]
Here's a few headcanons I have for him!
• William is kind of a loser, straight up. He’s not only the smallest manager, but also the weakest - even Buck has twice his health. Toons would hold him upside down and shake the lunch money out of him if they could. Literally the bottom of the COGS Inc managerial corporate ladder, and I think that thought gets to him sometimes. He takes his job seriously in the hopes that it’ll eventually be recognized.
• Despite the fact he's dripping oil 24/7, I think he tries to stay tidy. He takes pride in his work... can't be turning in stained papers, you know?
• Speaking of, it's mentioned that higher-ranking Cogs are made of better, stronger materials. I do think that's a big reason William looks the way he does... bro is literally falling apart at the seams. He is NOT built particularly well 😔
• Some of his dialogue is really interesting to me, it seems to imply there’s a part of him, maybe under different circumstances, he’d be willing to be friends. I think there’s more to him than his grumpy facade…
• I'm a William and Rain friendship truther <:) I think they have an enemies to reluctant frenenimes deal. Their dialogue implies they’ve known each other for awhile… I like to think about them slowly understanding each other over time.
• I think he has a pen collection. <3 It may seem boring to everyone else but he would be excited to talk about it if given the chance.
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thebrownssociety · 2 years
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Heiii! A question about Toons just popped in my mind and I had to share the thought! Is Toon Town affected (or will it be affected) by the current economic crisis? As the news have been shouting for the past few months, inflation is knocking on each country's door, prices are basically sky-rocketing and our economy is colapsing because of a two-year pandemic and the war in Ukraine. I know you said that Toon Town doesn't opperate by US laws and basically has its own economy, but it's still connected to the entertainment industry, which will most definetly be affected by this stuff. So, I was wondering, since the Human World is kind of in deep shit at the moment, how are Toons dealing with it? Is their world as affected as ours? Are their news vocal about this issues? Are they scared by this current situation of war and economic instability? Or are they not as concerned with this stuff and just see it like "Oh, humans are doing something stupid. AGAIN. But I'm glad it's not affecting us."
(Sorry for the long question btw, hope it's not too much🥰)
They're not really bothered. Reason for that is that a lot of them have been around long enough to tune out the nonsense us humans get up to. Also all of them that are working have contracts with their respective companies that state they WILL be paid unless they're sick/the company goes completely under. Warner brothers/Disney struggling will not get them out of this contract.
Also Tune economics work completely different to human economics once you're actually in Tune Town. So if the companies DID go under then the tunes would just go back to the old fasion way of exchanging favours/jobs to pay for stuff, I.E.
"Ok Bosko, I would like a reservation at your restaurant, in exchange whenever you want, I'll wash your car/mow your lawn ext." Or using other trades like some tunes can sew clothes in exchange for stuff or paint pictures, so basically, they'll find a way round it.
So, the tune news doesn't touch human world economics or war because they don't want to give the older tunes flashbacks or make the younger ones worry. They focus on stuff within Toontown [of which there is plenty] for reports. The most they report on human world stuff is things directly related to the companies the toons work for.
Some of the toons are nervous and a bit scared, sure. But the majority of them are in the fortunate position of having either family members or friends to talk to about it.
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heartfullofleeches · 4 months
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I haven't talked about Cholly [Toon Yan] in weeks and I miss my bbg girl. Cholly and Mime Darling - their dynamic would be so wacky what with Mime Darling's powers and Cholly being a living cartoon character-
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Mime Darling, pointing at their lips as they pucker them: :)?
Cholly: What's this? You offering me a kiss?
[Mime Darling nods - gesturing for Cholly to close their eyes.]
Cholly: I knew ya'd come around eventually! Lay it on me, sugar [Closes their eyes and leans in for a kiss - tilting their head as a faint ticking rings in their ears] Hey, do you hear someth-
[A bomb explodes in the toon's face - rendering them as a smoldering silhouette covered in ash. Mime Darling drops the shield they put up and walks up to them, planting a kiss on the toon's cheek as they skip away]
Cholly, hearts in their eyes: wow.... talk about an explosive reaction
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d0llh0use-of-h0rr0rz · 7 months
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cinnamonsakura666 · 4 months
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The holidays had finally started to arrive, mountains of snow appeared all over the land and a group of toons decided to spend their holiday together this year. They all spent time with each other a lot but also, complications for some would come up and this kind of gathering wasn't always as easy to do. So, here they were now, making snow sculptures and throwing snowballs.
"Cuuupheeeeaaaadd….." A lil' devil named Bendy said through a shivering tone. Cuphead, as his name implies, turned to see his friend, chilled to the core, walked up behind him and rested his head on his shoulder, the other male flinching at the sudden contact. "I'm coooollldd…."
Cuphead stopped making a snowball for a second. "Oh yeah…..Yer a demon so you musta be freezin' because you ain't use ta' it!"
"Of course he is, Cuphead!" Mugman, Cuphead's twin sibling, stated. "Even I knew that! That's why I suggested he stay inside!"
"Well, excuuuuuuuse me! I wanted ta' have em' join in on ta' fun!"
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"Cuppy~" Bendy cooed, Cuphead flared up at the contact, feeling like he was grinning like an idiot as Bendy traced his shoulder. "Come on~ Let's go inside, please?~" Cuphead immediately nodded a yes, looking at Mugman.
"Ya heard em', Mugsy! He's cold! We gotta take em' in!" The red male decided to pull Bendy in for a hug in-order to keep him warm, Bendy happily returning the embrace. "We can continue ta' snowball fight later!"
Mugman tried to protest but was stopped by another person speaking.
"Leave em', Mugman. No use arguing against em' at this moment." Oswald the Lucky Rabbit said, alongside with his brother, Mickey placing the top hat on top of the snowman he and Oswald were working on.
Mugman sighed, understanding what the rabbit had said. Mugman swore that everytime Cuphead and Bendy came into contact with each other, Cuphead would be more willing to listen to Bendy than his own brother. It was slightly getting annoying at this point.
"Yes, Mugman, it's about time we went inside anyway." Mickey, Oswald's younger brother and main voice of reason among the group, responded, having finished the snowman.
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The three headed inside, the house that the holiday festivities were held at was Mickey and Oswald’s home (For Oswald, it acted more as a temporary place to stay while in the toon world and not in Wasteland).
“Hey! Welcome back! How was it out there?” Felix the Cat turned the corner, holding a small tray with three decorative glasses, a dark liquid in them, as he greeted the three who were now inside, taking off the extra layers of clothing by the door.
“Cold.” Mickey chuckled, taking a glass before handing it carefully to Mugman and then to Oswald. Finally, with all drinks distributed, the mouse took one for himself.
Felix snorted at the response; “Cuphead and Bendy mentioned it being cold outside when they came in.”
“Where did they go, anyway?” Mugman asked.
Felix nodded towards the couch, Mugman walking over to peer over it. There the two were, Cuphead, looking completely out of it and Bendy laying on his body, head resting on Cuphead’s shoulder as the two were cuddling close to each other, watching a Christmas themed movie.
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The blue male returned to the kitchen, looking back with a feeling that felt familiar but foreign at the same time. 
“Hey, Mugs, why don’t you help me out with making cookies?” Felix called out to Mugman. The younger toon came over to help, putting on an apron. “So…..” Felix began; “What’s got you looking that way?” 
Mugman glanced back over through the doorway. He could see the couch Bendy and his brother was on but couldn’t see over it. “Mmm…..I dunno….Bendy is the only person Cuphead easily got along with other than me when it came to seeing that person over and over again but as much as I trust them, I can’t help but distrust Bendy’s intentions with Cup. It’s confusing….” 
“How so?” 
“Bendy is a demon and from the books I’ve read through to study how to deal with demons since me and Cuphead have run into a few different ones, it mentioned that the type of demon Bendy is, an imp, it’s said that many of them are succubi, demons who feed off affection and love. I feel like that when Bendy comes near Cuphead and uses his charms, Cuphead can barely speak and goes along with everything Bendy says! It’s crazy! He barely listens to anybody, why would he listen to him?!” Mugman explained. 
Felix didn’t respond, simply smirking to himself as he snickered. “No, I get that feeling of worry but honestly, you don’t have anything to worry about! It’s completely normal!” Felix handed some raw gingerbread dough to Mugman and the latter got to work on kneading the dough. Felix, meanwhile, mixed the new batch. 
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“Alright, Alright. If it makes ya feel better, I’ll monitor em’ ta’ make sure no funny business goes on for yer sake, Mugman.” Oswald walked up behind the young cup sibling and took a gingerbread man to snack on. “Oh! By ta’ way, great cocoa an’ cookies, Feels. Tastes great!” Oswald followed that up with putting a hand on the cat’s shoulder, squeezing it beneath his grasp.
Mugman almost laughed at the fact that once Oswald had fully gotten out of the kitchen, Felix reacted the exact same way his sibling did near the lil’ devil.
Mickey seemed to have noticed as well, covering his mouth so he wouldn’t laugh out loud.
“See? Perfectly normal for everyone! No magic involved, just love for someone.”
Mugman chuckled, acknowledging that fact but the doubt still lingered. “I got it, Mr. Mickey.”
Mickey smiled and patted the young toon on the head with a smile. “You’re a good brother, Mugs.” Mickey wandered back into the living room, not before he tapped Felix on the shoulder. “Back to earth, Felix.” Felix shook his head, realizing that he was just standing there, lost in his thoughts.
“Heheh, sorry! Anyway, where were we, Mugman?”
The two fixed more cookies as the Disney siblings hung out in the living room, glancing every so often at Cuphead and Bendy, asleep and warm.
“They’re kinda cute, aren’t they?” Mickey whispered to Oswald. Oswald nodded in agreement, returning to whisper in Mickey’s ear. “Yeah but ya heard ta’ blue mug.”
Mickey smiles as he nods. "Yeah. I did. Just something I thought about."
Sooner or later, Felix and Mugman finished up, heading out to the living room. Felix hesitantly sits next to Oswald, glancing at the rabbit to see if he's going to be pushed away.
"Excuse me, Oswald. M-May I share the blanket with you and Mickey? And Mugman would like that too…." Felix blushes as he looks at Oswald.
Oswald looks at him, curious but he eventually sighs and offers his blanket to the two. Felix gets close to Oswald but the rabbit pulls the toon cat closer with an eyeroll.
"Come 'ere. I won't bite." Oswald mutters. Felix looks away, extremely flustered as Mugman cozies up to Felix. The mug snorts at Felix's reaction.
He really had nothing to worry about, did he?
(Btw, Bonus pic! Bendy got a Tattletail for X-Mas this year. He named it "Furball", "Furby" for short.)
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snackleggg · 4 months
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A little headcanon I have about the Heart Pirates is that Law never asked a single one of them to join. They just did it of their own accord.
Usually, pirate captains have to seek out their crew and actively ask people to join them, but Law is an antisocial loner with a whole mountain of personal baggage and would probably avoid adding new people to his crew as much as possible.
Shachi, Penguin, and Bepo all joined the crew at the beginning. They found out Law was leaving to be a pirate and they were like "Not without us :)" so Law was like "Okay whatever, I needed a crew anyway and I've known them for a while so it's not a problem"
But I like to think this just... kept on happening.
Like, the Hearts show up somewhere. Their actions either directly or indirectly help someone, and then that someone just comes up to Law like "I'm on your crew now, deal with it" and Law just has to accept this. He never actually ends up asking a single member of the Hearts to join. They just decided they live there now. It's like the cat distribution system but with crew members. Just a bunch of strays meeting Law, going "Hey, this little weirdo is actually pretty alright" and adding themselves to his family.
This would also make Law's alliance with Luffy ten times more funny because its literally the exact same thing (Law crew member formula: Law helps them -> Law tries to insist it wasn't a big deal(frequently is a big deal like saving their life through surgery (Shachi, Penguin, Luffy) or being freed from enslavement (Jean Bart)) -> they decide that Law is a cool guy and adopt him) except this time is the only time Law actually ASKED. He was the one who proposed the alliance. He is literally not allowed to be grumpy about cause it was his idea. Of course Luffy would see the exact same thing the rest of Law's crew saw in him, only this time Luffy already has a crew and is the captain so of course he keeps going "he's part of my crew now!".
I swear Law is the most adoptable girly in One Piece, that sopping wet cat and potato sack princess vibe does not do him favours in the intimidation front. Law himself is not at all intimidating. it's pretty much all his Devil Fruit being OP. The man behind that Devil Fruit is a huge dork that likes collecting coins and reading comic books and has a soft spot for anything cute. This is not feared pirate behaviour Law, but your crew (and now a separate crew by extension) love you for it.
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Headcanons Time!
--Civilian toons (like Flaxseed, Pa Bear, Josh Polar, etc) are all rejected pitches.
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--Pinky thinks Slappy is Skippy's mum.
--Speaking of Skippy, ever since Slappy retired he's moved back in with his parents, who finally returned after their "trip".
--Pinky and The Brain are 2-3 years old physically, but because of their spliced genes they age at a slower rate than other mice, meaning they'll both live for far longer than the average mouse.
--I know the Warners don't age, but if they did I imagine that, in terms of their careers, Yakko would stay an actor but would mainly appear in musical theatre productions rather than TV. He'd also be a stand up comedian on the side.
--Wakko would quit acting. He never hated it, he just found that he was more passionate for other things and wanted to spend his time doing something else. He becomes a food critic (because duh) and is also a mechanic (all that time making gizmos turned out to be pretty useful), which is now what he usually uses his gag bag and mallet for after quitting acting.
--Dot would stay an actress but she'd mostly star in movies rather than TV. She'd also become a model and social activist who fights for women's (and toons') rights.
--When toons are coloured in with digital ink and paint rather than traditional ink and paint, they become part computer program. Although digital ink and paint is more convenient for the human artists, it puts toons in danger of being hacked or even deleted.
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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I've been having these headcanons about what would happen if Batman had a child that became a villain. Since you seem familiar enough with Batman stuff I figured I'd show up with some general headcanons about that scenario!
-I like to think that in order for Reader to want to become a villain despite most likely fighting crime alongside Batman, Batman would have to break their trust in a huge way.
-I'm imagining scenarios where Batman unknowingly begins to brush Reader off, one day he heads out for a mission he doesn't think reader can handle. Reader creates an explosive device in secret to try to take out a villain and help (yes, I may or may not have been inspired by Arcane) but everything goes wrong. I imagine the explosion would be stronger than reader anticipated and they'd wind up taking out some innocent people, not just the villain.
-I think Batman genuinely wouldn't know how to react, given that his sidekick was trying to help. I can see him leaving them at the scene as he tries to collect his thoughts, or maybe he'd REALLY lose it and yell about how he told them to stay away. Either way, this ends up with Batman leaving them, not exactly with the intent of doing so forever though.
-I can imagine there'd be a certain villain in my mind that would greatly enjoy the little explosion show reader created. I imagine it would be Joker! Joker would offer to take them, not with any good intentions but more so because he loves the idea of taking another thing that's Batman's. Harley would definitely instantly grow attached to the kid, though. She'd act like their mother from day one.
-I can see Batman panicking and losing it when he realizes he can't find reader anywhere, he'd definitely stay awake for numerous nights blaming himself for their disappearance as Alfred comforts him. Meanwhile, Joker is showing reader all his tricks, and yes, he'd encourage reader's thing for making explosives in battle. He'd recognize the potential for destruction that they have.
-I can see the reader being mostly close with Harley at first, but I like the idea of Joker becoming attached as well over time. In other words, I imagine joker and Harley would be platonic yandere parents.
-When Batman finds out reader has been helping out joker and Harley willingly, I can see him breaking down and blaming himself, all the while begging for reader to come home to him again. It gets even more depressing if you imagine that reader has a fractured mental state after the explosion and is genuinely convinced that batman hates them. 
-I can see Batman vowing to try to bring reader back from the darkness they've thrown themselves into, even if they've committed heinous acts of crime he'd definitely be under the impression that he could safe them. I feel like this is how he'd become a platonic yandere parent tbh. 
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