How the BruceQuest Went (paraphrased for humor)
Tim: "Bruce is alive."
Dick: "We've literally recovered his body with DNA proof."
Tim: "I have evidence."
Dick: "Yeah?"
Tim: *holds up a painting*
Dick: "..."
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Tim: *minding his own business (and stealing a lot)*
Ra's: "Hey." *slides over resources*
Tim: "Didn't you just try to kill me?"
Ra's: "I knew they wouldn't succeed."
Tim: "..."
Tim: "Fair enough."
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Tim: *gets stabbed*
Tim: "Bruce would have handled this so much better than me."
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Tim: *wakes up and notices things are a little green*
White Ghost: "Hey."
Tim: "Did you McDip me?"
White Ghost: *considers quitting*
Tim: "Nah. Never mind."
~~~
Ra's: "Destroy the Spiders."
Tim: "No."
Ra's: *pulls out Tam*
Tim: "Fair enough."
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Tim: *blows up Ra's bases*
Ra's: *surprise Pikachu face*
Tim: "Shouldn't have given me access to your systems."
Ra's: "Hmm... Alright."
Tim: *gets a bad feeling* "Now wait a minute..."
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Tim: *perfectly plans out countering Ra's*
Ra's: *has a sword and a foot perfect for kicking people out of windows*
Tim: "Whelp... at least Bruce would be proud of me."
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Dick: "How'd you know that I'd catch you from falling out a window even though I wasn't supposed to be over there and merely rushed over when I had a feeling?"
Tim: "I was for sure planning on your brotherly instincts. Good job."
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Just a reminder for everyone that Talia al ghul is not a rapist. That storyline was not only extremely ooc for her but the guy who wrote it (Morrison) admitted they knew nothing of her character and they retconned it themselves. Retconned means it’s no longer canon. Unfortunately this was only retconned after the dcau, so it may be canon in that universe but it is not her character. It was also an extremely racist depiction and was motivated by the rise of Islamophobia after 9/11. Talia is also not a selfish character who only cares about herself. On multiple occasions she has betrayed Ra’s for Bruce and cares deeply for Damian.
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Imagine Jason saving you - the love of Tim's life Tim's secretary - and he just starts shamelessly flirting with you in front of Tim HAHAHAHA
Tim scoffs. "Yep, thanks Jason, but I had that one."
I was literally two seconds from her you piece of shi-
"Obviously not." Jason's helmet was removed, his knee-weakening grin on display and directed to you.
Tim was practically red with rage.
And you couldn't help but pick up on it.
How on earth did Tim know the Hood anyhow?
"Anytime you need help Doll, just call out. K?"
"Oh, you have super hearing like Superman now, do you?"
Jason barely glanced at Tim. "Shh." His large hand went to cover Tim's face before Tim swat it away.
You smiled bashfully, taking in the odd sight before.
"I'll keep that in mind," You responded to Hood. "Thankyou."
There was Todd's smile again. But before you could think about it, a tender touch grazed your arm.
"You sure you're ok? Do you need a drink? Hot chocolate?"
Tim was doing that thing again. Where his soft eyes traced your face, taking every inch of you in ever so attentively. His fingers were instinctively tracing over skin, running up and down in the one spot. And you loved it.
Jason couldn't tear his glare away from the scene. So he took in a sharp breath. "Well, I best get going doll."
Both yours and Tim's eyes cut to him. As Jason walked past you, he leant in, shoulders brushing.
"Until next time." He murmured, then he slipped his helmet back on, threw a wink at Tim and left.
To keep himself contained, all Tim could do was murmur to himself.
"I think the fuck not."
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Indomitable human spirit
The only person who I think embodies this 100% is Bruce MF Wayne
He’s been creeping people out with his uncanny intelligence the moment he could open his eyes
He regularly goes toe to toe with aliens, gods, metas and supers
He is THE LIVING BREATHING EMBODIMENT of the Indomitable Human Spirit
Try and tell me I’m wrong I fucking dare you
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Here is Tims official look! His outfit was really hard for me to draw, and im kinda worried about how the others will turn out. I kinda have a feeling I'll struggle with damians hair(cuz im really bad at drawing short hair, haha😔)
But please let me know what you think of his design!!
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Therapist: Okay, that’s our time for today. I think we made some really good progress.
*card declined*
Therapist: (deep sigh) Would you like to see my mask?
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