#Two of them are from the south

[mrmistoffles]

my range of music is just

Abba/army of lovers <---------->Ghost

I really truthfully think that I need to listen to not as many swedish bands

#I have like six artists I listen to #Half of them are swedish #Two of them are from the south #And then there's limp Bizkit #There's probably more that I listen to #But when people ask that's who I say #I mean most American music is written and produced by swedish people so #Is it technically swedish music? #Who can say #Is all that I listen to swedish music under the guise of American?

[onlylurkingreadingstuff]

Trust me.

By @onlylurkingreadingstuff

#a j crowley #ineffable divorce #azriaphale #gomens 2 #azricrow #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowly x aziraphale #crowley #trust me #miscommunication #your exactly and my exactly are two different exactlys #aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear #just hug them both #how do we get to south downs from here

[potatobugz]

huaagh. dip

#south park #sp #damien thorn #pip pirrip #pip pirrup #sp dip #dip #its four in the morning huaaaahhvhhg i am ill #anyways. had a drawing idea and then i was like 'i dont wanna post just one measly doodle' so theres more sprinkled in #i enjoy them a norm amount #al #normal #if it werent for south park then this wpuld b a crackship between two characters from two completely different books and #find that very funny fjvsjsvs #ALSO WHOEVER DREW. ART OF DAMIEN IN THOSE AWFUL FUCKIN GAMING TSHIRTS WAS SO SO SO CORRECT AHABAHV #potatart

[asteria7fics]

A rare day has come, goobers. Teri has drawn some proper, honest to God fan art.

SURPRISE! IT’S OJV STYLE EVERYONE!!! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡

If you know me then you know I am a slut harlot whore for these two and the Situations their loving mother puts them in. They are THE Super Best Boyfriends and they make my heart so, so incredibly happy

Conveniently I’m posting this just in time for a fresh bedtime story to have dropped! You should absolutely go read it right here!

And hey! If you want some more consider reading other works by Riley (aka @1moreoffkeyanthem) on her ao3!

Love you queen thank you for keeping the Style girlies (gn) fed your hard work does not go unappreciated!!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

#I had a lot of fun doing these!!! #picking apart descriptions and interpreting them in my silly little style #handsome prince Stan is so lovely #and ethereal Kyle is *chefs kiss* #I fear even that I leaned too much into elven traits for him #but damn is he pretty #just two painfully hot dudes staring longingly into one anothers’ eyes #true love isn’t dead it lives on in OJV style #once again I scream it from the rooftops #if you arent reading pce what are you even doing #South Park #fanfiction #fanart #digital art #procreate #sp style

[birdb1tch]

i hate that man but porter would literally thrive in the baronies. a group of countries that are so often at war that its easier to gps a town name rather than a specific country because from one week to the next it could have literally been conquered and the land settlements are constantly changing

#oh the seven how i love the world building we gained from you #porter cliffbreaker #fantasy high the baronies #d20 the seven #d20 the seven spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #naur but seriously #its wild how quickly he could gain power if he just took a quick trip south west #i think thats the direction to get from solace to the baronies #but yeah those scenes in the seven where theres the guy who finds out his country had fallen after two weeks and the guy who was // #// promoting the colonization/destruction of the magic forest would love porter #actually getting worship from them might be hard just because of how pantheons work and peoples loyalty to their gods #but there would definitely be people who would make the change

[metalheads-trash-bin]

I’m a little ill

Anywhosies

Mix of my style mods and the sp style, obviously i have headcanons that would get me shot don’t mind me

#south park characters #south park tweek #tweek south park #south park craig #craig south park #creek south park #i love south park #south park creek #south park #south park fanart #south park snow day #south park stick of truth #south park fractured but whole #tweek sp #sp tweek #tweek x craig #craig x tweek #tweek tweak #tweek fanart #craig sp #sp craig #craig tucker #two fags in a room staring at eachother #guys what did you expect from me #god i cant wait to draw them more #in my normal style because its so much better in my opinion #the gays #mmmmm #i love south park sm #im ill

[naartjie-hijabi]

I love my country, I really, really do...but seriously do Christian Zionists know how to us in the eye.

During the ICJ court case, Israelis were calling black South Africans monkeys and derogatory terms and yet, somehow there's a community in SA where they defend these people? You'd think because we suffered under Apartheid that we would treat Palestinians with solidarity and compassion.

South Africa supports Palestine but the reality is, some of us have been brainwashed to believe that Israel is the promised land of God

#palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #south africa #israel #i literally hate this #there's no words that can explain my frustration #south africa's favorite pass time is being dumb af #two steps forward a million steps back #god just strike them

[noyzinerd]

In order for Derek to have a teenaged son, he also had to have been the father of a toddler at one point.

This means when it's time to roll out to disband a rogue hunter ring, and they get into Derek's newest, badass muscle car with the tinted windows, and Derek dons his sunglasses and says gruffly "They don't know who they're dealing with", that the moment he turns on his car, the Paw Patrol soundtrack immediately blasts from the speakers at full volume.

Or that, once in a while, the pack will hear Derek mindlessly humming a song that's gotten stuck in his head from countless repetitions every single day (because "Again, 'gen, 'gen, Dada! P'ay 'gen!"). And at some point Stiles, being fluent in memes and internet culture, is the only one to recognize the tune and ask "Wait, are you humming Baby Shark?"

And if you think Derek's control was solid before, that's NOTHING compared to the zen master level of composure he has now. When the hunters manage to capture Derek and Stiles and attempt to make Derek turn, they don't realize that, yeah, those sticks with the sonic pinging sound are loud and annoying, but have you ever had to deal with the demonic bat screeches of a 2-year-old for 4 hours that first night after he's not allowed to sleep with his pacifier anymore?

And, sure, being electrocuted loosens a werewolf's grasp on the shift a little bit, but have you ever had to hold back a shift because your child is having a complete meltdown in the middle of a Costco because his sock feels a little funny, and even though you fixed the problem, the ordeal happening at all was traumatic enough for him that it required rolling around on the ground, an additional 7 minutes of screaming, and an attempt to throw eggs out of the cart?

And the "torture" is laughable. Okay, wolfsbane makes you weak and lethargic and makes your skin burn and makes it hard to breathe and makes you throw up black goo, BUT have you ever had a random little girl throw sand in your kid's face, making him cry, and then, after telling her "No! We don't throw sand!", have to deal with an indignant mother yelling in your face because "You do NOT tell my daughter what to do! She is NOT your child and should NOT have to grow up in a world where any man can demand things from her!"?

You want to talk about torture, do you have any idea what 2-Year Sleep Regression is? Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up at 3AM to shrieking and then deal with a cranky toddler that refuses to take a nap, all of this FOR 6 WEEKS STRAIGHT?

Or how about when your 3-year-old has a tantrum because he asked for strawberries and when you give him strawberries you find out he actually meant blueberries but when you get him the blueberries, he has an even bigger tantrum because how DARE you put away the strawberries he didn't want in the first place?

There is a visible moment in which the hunters question whether or not they've made a mistake and accidentally captured two humans.

And after the two of them manage to get out of that mess and back to relative safety, Derek notices a cut on Stiles arm.

Stiles has to bite back a laugh when Derek, without even realizing he's doing it, sticks a Lightning McQueen bandaid on Stiles' cut before kissing his boo-boo better.

#sterek #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #mieczysław stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #eli hale #Also Derek making Stiles a sandwich and instinctively cutting off the crust #I guess I should explain that my headcanon is that Derek had Eli during his time in South America during the later seasons #And he wasn't exactly hiding Eli it was just that no one in the pack bothered to ask #So at some point years before the movie Stiles meets up with Derek again and finds out about Eli when he's about 4 #There's a dire situation and Stiles needs Derek's help so the two of them team up and have a little mini-adventure #And during this adventure they catch up and get together from there with the pack none the wiser #And when the movie rolls around everyone loses their mind about Derek having a kid #While Stiles is like 'oh yeah I've known for like 10 years...guess I forgot to tell anyone...whoops' #He also forgets to mention that they've been living together as a family for those 10 years...double whoops

[lyculuscaelus]

Ody Does Math

“Good morning, teacher.” sang the kids, faces radiating vitality.

Indeed, it was a good morning. You can hear the larks chanting in the forest, oak leaves whispering secrets of the wind, and see the open fields bathing in the blazing sunlight casted by Lord Helios. Every bit of this scenery was calling for your attention.

But now is not the right time for that. Commented Athena, in her mind. Now is the time for their math class, and none of them can escape this fact.

So she simply nodded to their greeting. So far so good. She gave a quick glance around the classroom. Odysseus, her favorite student, seemed rather eager for the class. He’s doing good as always, Athena thought. Eurylochus, on the other hand, seemed quite unsettled. Curious. Is it because of his homework? Athena wondered. And as she set her eyes on the next student, she called:

“What are you doing there, Mr. Polites?”

She could see his panic alright. But soon as Polites reclaimed himself she heard him say: “Sorry, Ms. Athena. I was just trying to pack this bag real quick.”

“What for?”

“Er, Ms. Athena…I don’t suppose this is the right place to say—”

“What for, Mr. Polites?”

He sighed. “It’s for a friend of mine, really. Today’s his birthday.”

As he finished, Athena caught a glimpse of the mild blush on Odysseus’s face. It wasn’t hard to figure out what exactly was happening here, but she merely said:

“Well, in that case, I might as well congratulate this friend of yours with a ‘happy birthday’. Hope he gets to be a valiant warrior, a warrior of the mind. And yes, you may sit down, Mr. Polites.”

As everybody settled on their seats, Athena quickly chalked a line of Greek on the blackboard. It reads: ΣΤΟΙΧΕΙΑ ΓΕΩΜΕΤΡΙΚΑ (Elements of Geometry). As soon as she finished, she said:

“Welcome to today’s math class, everyone. We’ll begin with a discussion on a simple problem in your textbook. Now, please turn to page 43, and evaluate the problem quickly. I’ll ask for your ideas in a few minutes.”

It’s not hard. Thought Odysseus. Just some simple geometry. You draw a perpendicular BC at point B with half the length of AB, and…

“Mr. Eurylochus, if you may?”

Eurylochus’s hesitation was all written on his face. And his silence was loud enough to speak for his cluelessness. I should help him. However, it’s not my turn. Thought Odysseus.

Athena apparently noticed something. “Mr. Odysseus, if you may?”

“Yes ma’am. You need to draw a perpendicular BC…now we have an auxiliary right triangle ABC, right? Draw an arc with center C and radius BC intersecting the hypotenuse at a point D. Then draw an arc with center A and radius AD intersecting AB at a point, say E. Now E should be the golden ratio point.”

“Good job. Now prove it.”

”Prove it?” now it was Odysseus’s turn to hesitate, but he hoped that he didn’t show it. However, Athena was quick to pick up something…else. “Well,” he started, “all I gotta do is…huh, what’s this bag for?”

A look at Polites was sufficient to explain everything.

“Mr. Polites! You seem quite eager to hand the present out, I see. Why don’t you give Mr. Odysseus a hand, by proving this point E to be the golden ratio point as he claims?”

Polites was eager, alright. He stood up swiftly, and said, “May I have a chalk, Ms. Athena?” After a moment Polites finished the proof on the chalkboard, saving the day. Then Athena complimented both Polites and Odysseus, and the class moved on.

But Eurylochus was uncomfortable with the compliment that Odysseus had received. Geometry is his strong point alright, thought Eurylochus, but let’s just wait till we get to arithmetics.

…

And soon they got to arithmetics. But there were only 10 minutes left for the class. So Athena decided to give a little quiz.

“I have a challenge, a test of skills.” said Athena, “the problem is, are you all ready for it?”

All nods. Ok. “Then let us begin by introducing a geographic fact. This is Troy, 600 miles away from us if you travel by sea. Now suppose that a ship travels at a speed of 5.755 miles per hour without the wind, and it is heading from Troy to Ithaca in full speed, and when it is 2.8 miles away from Ithaca it takes a turn to Temesa, sailing through 290 miles in total, and from there to Aeaea 158 miles away. Suppose the ship sails in a uniform speed, without any wind. How long does it take in total?”

Odysseus could see their expressions clearly. He could see Eurylochus busy doing the calculations, which wasn’t a surprise at all since he was so good at it. I could use a good right-hand man like him. Odysseus thought. And let’s see how Polites is doing. He seems to be struggling with it, which is not a good sign…

But what are you doing, Odysseus?

He had no idea. To be honest he haven’t even figured out how a decimal point works, but he’ll do it anyway, after all he’s a warrior of the mind! What do those miles add up to? 420? 420 divided by 5.755 is…730, right? Wait that 730 looks so familiar…isn’t that twice as long as 365 days? My goddess, that’s a really long time!

“Mr. Odysseus, what’s your answer?” From afar, he could hear Athena calling to him. But this time, there is no more hesitation. He had found his confidence. He knew his result to be true, though somehow he doubted the validity. But he’s gonna answer it anyway, knowing that had it been wrong, the fault was not his at all, but Athena’s. She provided the data, didn’t she? So nothing can go wrong. Just you chill, just you stand, just you answer.

”Ma’am…it’s two long years.”

#It’s 181.6 hours with no storm or tidal wave #He made two different mistakes over the decimal points #see if you can spot them #And the last mistake was about unit conversion #odysseus #epic the musical #fanfic #math #12 long years #somehow i don’t suppose this little nerdy fic can go popular? #Nonetheless I’d still like to nerd out something concerning my data #So I consulted the wikipedia to discover that specific map made by Abraham Ortelius depicting the return journey of Ody #It sets the land of Laestrygonians and Aeaea in the south of Rome #Which means that if Ody was to be blown by the storm from Ithaca in-sight (about 2.8 miles away) all the way back to Aeolia #And from there to the Land of the Giants #he’ll have to take a slight turn to visit Temesa #putting the distance he traveled from Ithaca to Temesa to be 290 miles (I checked the map literally) #Yep the distances are all read from the map of the sailing distance calculator #And the speed of the ship was VMG (5 knots look pretty normal so I picked it) #And by inserting those three mistakes that everyone has potential to make #I get the number cleanly (with some rounding offs ofc) #And isn’t that incredible? #Gosh I’m so excited about this little coincidence

[choupiee]

My favourite gay boys /srs

#craig tucker #tweek tweak #south park fanart #south park #sp craig #sp tweek #sp creek #craig x tweek #I love them two sm #apart from Kenny #I like Kenny too #they’re holding hands but it’s covered #choupieeart

[cyndrastic]

on vacation

i’ve obtained the goods

#i love them so so much #i just got them like #10 minutes ago #if you can’t tell from my pfp and banner these two are my favorites #anyway i’m hyperfixating on superheroes again #an old hyperfixation but i just watched the first spiderverse movie #so maybe expect a superhero au soon? #vaguely inspired by tfbw and it was meant to have more spidersonas but now it’s only Kyle and Stan #they are spidermen but everyone else is inspired by my other favorite superheroes #being the X-men #and vaguely the Doom Patrol #also i needed to make a main enemy group for the main heroes so if you like the foreign kids i have some good news for you #that turned into a rant sorry #south park #kenny sp #butters sp #kenny mccormick #butter stotch

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

On I’ll Follow You Into The Dark and Style

So y’all may know how strongly I associate Death Cab For Cutie’s song I’ll Follow You Into The Dark with Stan and Kyle, and I’ll tell ya why. Even if they aren’t romantically together, they’re a package deal. They’re inseparable. They will follow each other to the ends of the earth, whether as Super Best Friends, Super Best Boyfriends, or Super Best Husbands. That’s very important to me man. I had that song as their wedding first dance (these two can’t dance they shoulda had a sword fight instead but someone would have gotten hurt lmao) in the OrangeJuiceVerse and that headcanon of the song being them spans across a lot of my body of work, so here’s random related quotes from things!

He ignored the coach and the fact that he wasn’t supposed to be on the turf. Everyone in this town knew what Stan meant to him. Where he went, Kyle followed. ESPECIALLY if he went down.

“Hat’s in the pocket,” Kyle informed him, positioning himself on Stan’s right side and supporting him with an arm around his waist and throwing Stan’s right around his neck. “You ready?”

Not in the slightest. But Stan found strength in his super best friend’s determined expression. “As I’ll ever be.”

With that, our beloved boy heroes hobbled slowly into the void.

The path lay before them, twisted and shadowed. With any luck, they’d stay out of trouble until they reached the end. The king was pale and visibly unsteady, and Stan was down one arm and not at full strength to fight back whatever they might come across, but they were together. They were always stronger together, and always had been. Nothing, no matter how vile, poisonous, or vicious, really stood a chance between the two of them.

“Your job was never to protect me. You need to realize that. It was always to fight at my side, which you have never, EVER failed to do.” Kyle is warm when he rests against him; Stan almost cries. Even more so when he says,

“Never stop fighting at my side.”

Because it isn’t an order. It isn’t a command, though Stan will treat it as gospel.

“I don’t intend to.”

Kyle nodded, and they raised the blade above their heads before *slashing* into the cake like it was a monster they were defeating together.

That was what Stan and Kyle did, he’d learned. They faced everything as one. As a team. And emerged victorious.

“When I’m falling into a black hole, you save me with your gravity. You always know what to do when I’m lost, and you’ve never, ever given up on me. I won’t give up on you either, no matter what the future holds. I’m gonna hold you forever, any way the wind blows, in this life and the next.”

“Stan, my dearest one, you’ve overcome so much, defeated terrible foes, and I’m honored to be by your side through every battle until the end of time.”

“Don’t do that.” Kyle’s voice was pleading, almost a whisper as he broke through the spiral in the way that only he ever could.

“Don’t go where I can’t follow.”

Stan didn’t want him to follow, try as he did, time and time again.

“But… you called my name.”

“And you came for me. How did you get here?”

Stan shrugged. “I walked. A long way. And then I sang, and the stones let me in.” He took his lover’s face into his hand. “Kyle, I can sing us home again.”

“It doesn’t matter where we live, you know? Anywhere you are, that’s home to me.”

He hated that HE wasn’t taking care of his best friend. That was HIS job, and he wasn’t able to do it.

Stan ignored his headache and Kenny trying to hold him back, slipping onto the floor and dragging himself over to Kyle. Craig and Tolkien gave him the space to do so, because everyone knew Kyle’s side was Stan’s place. Until he was dead and buried, this was where he needed to be.

“… And the worst part was that I wasn’t able to catch you when you went down. I ALWAYS want to catch you when you go down. Because I… I love you, Kyle.”

Anyway. Them

#these two #bruh #south park #i love them with all my heart #style #lmm voice: look at my son #look at this I learned something today ass bitch #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #my shit #ao3 shit #lmk if u wanna know where any of these are from tho #songs and fics #them #they would follow each other into the dark #fanfiction

[bogunicorn]

my job makes me understand how europeans feel when they say that americans "smile too much" and it makes them uneasy

#bog post #i'm a new englander - we're (apparently) notoriously frigid #compared to the rest of america #the level of emphatic politeness and obligate niceties of southerners #(esp the deep south where it's practically another language) #makes me deeply suspicious and uncomfortable just instinctively #(and then obviously i check my kneejerk reaction and move on with my life) #(but if you talk to people like that up here they'll think you're scamming them lmao) #i'm listening to a call with two people from LA (the state not the city) #and the customer service side of it is so effusively aggressively nice that on some level #i feel as if this woman has stolen my wallet or wants me to join a cult #she doesn't she's just Normal Polite for Louisiana #we are just not like that up here lmao

[bucephaly]

BTW if you haven't already please take a minute to look up what venomous snakes are local to you and familiarize yourself with them

#i joined a local snake ID group recently #before that i knew roughly how to spot a pit viper and hownto tell a coral from a scarlet snake #but i didnt really know how to identify specific species other than copperheads #and now im very confident in my ability to tell water snakes from cottonmouths etc #and it gives really nice peace of mind #like. ive seen so many people here in the us south that will freak out of Any snake #my mom once was yelling and crying trying to get help over a kingsnake on the sidewalk cuz she didnt know if it could kill the dogs #and people will kill snakes if they dont know [and often will anyway but knowing helps foster appreciation] #and now i can see a snake and say thats a coachwhip. isnt it pretty. and will gently grab the back end to look at it for just a second more #before letting it go hide #idk. i saw a rattlesnake in the woods today #and its the first time seeing one in the wild like that. and yea it was scary tbh #and i got a pic but booked it out once it noticed me and reacted #but i wish i had stopped and watched it longer cuz it was super pretty #and i know it wouldnt have bothered me at all #im just glad that we've seen two big full sized diamondbacks here in the past few months. and i know theyre two individuals #because eastern diamondbacks are declining and its good to know theres a population here #idk. im getting sentimental over snakes i just love them #but my main point is its so easy to indentify snakes at least where im at #and learning to id them comes with learning to respect them

[justaz]

leonidas “leo” valdez (houston born and raised) thriving off of chaos and annoying the ever loving shit out of people and william andrew solace (austin born and raised) being absolutely disgusted by the sound of joints popping and not non-confrontational in the slightest getting into a yelling match that descends into almost incoherent southern screaming that draws a crowd and annabeth fucking chase (virginia born and raised) getting a headache, and the heat from their powers (human torch and ray of sunshine) is unbearable, snapping at them and causing everyone in their vicinity to scatter because that was a southern mother’s hollerin’ through and through

#btw idk if i wasn’t clear but i mentioned where they’re from bc i’m saying they have southern accents #they mask them which isn’t hard after being at camp in new york for years (or around the country in leo’s case) #wait i just realized i said ‘incoherent southern screaming’ so i actually was clear on it #good to know #annabeth chase #leo valdez #will solace #percy (walking up to the huge crowd surrounding two screaming texans): oh boy i sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me #percabeth #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heros of olympus #headcanon #head canon #hc #i’m from the south #you don’t know true fear until you’ve heard a southern mother yell #you hide with god bc not even he could save you #lets ignore the fact that all of them left home at really young ages #*ben shapiro voice* for the sake of argument lets say that they kept their accents and repressed them #only for them to jump out in times of great emotional distress #like anger and annoyance for example

[barnbridges]

i grew up reading the romanian fantastic and the thing that makes interview with the vampire FUN to read in spite of anne being racist and xenophobic is the mythology and the way it suspends belief enough to where the books can be cohesively be seen as fantastical and narrative, as opposed to commentary on the real world. which is also why rolin jones should literally NOT tackle random shit he knows nothing about.

#i picked up miss cristina from a friend and like... #i bet you don't know but miss cristina is a short story about this sort of thing and it really made me think of #the straight magic #of a fictional vampire #like louis de pointe du lac isn't a fucking commentary on slavery on the south or on fucking romanian people #he's just a sad vampire man #sTOP GIVING SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN MY VAMPIRE GOTHIC NOVEL ROLIN #I DONT CARE #like i don't hate jacob anderson as an actor - i think he tries #but the whole idea of... the vampire chronicles giving social commentary #is so ironic to me #LIKE THE BOOKS ARE SO REMOVED FROM REALITY THERE'S LIKE TWO AND A HALF WOMEN IN THEM #the world in the vampire chronicles is one inaccessible to us and independent of like. concepts similar to ours. #it's like if succession tried to give racial commentary. #tHE CHARACTERS ARENT LIKE THAT OR MEANT TO DO THAT