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sunnysynergy · 12 days
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slapping you with a cheese square
OWAAAAHHH HELP THROWING CHEESE ON MY HEAD!! CHEESING ME!
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linoguy · 6 months
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skz smileys
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strayklds · 15 days
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FELIX ✧ ASEA 2024 → requested by @heavenfilm ♡
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sluttywonwoo · 11 months
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LIX THOTS TO THE RESCUE❗❗❗I imagine felix using his voice as a way to get you squirming, writhing underneath him. Even better if its mirror sex. He'd totally hold you up against the mirror, praising you in his deep motherfucking australian accent. One hand is around your throat, forcing you to maintain eye contact- another shamelessly rubbing your clit. He'd totally use his voice and purposely make it go 3 octaves deeper, to get you squirming.
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“don’t you look pretty?”
your eyes are barely open and you can hardly make out your reflection in the mirror but you’re positive ‘pretty’ isn’t the word you would use to describe yourself right now. still, you know felix is expecting an answer so you nod.
“you know you gotta use your words, baby,” he urges. the words, spoken against the spot right below your ear, tickle, making you shiver.
“y-yes,” you choke out.
felix uses his free hand, the only that isn’t between your legs, to angle your chin so that you’re forced to look at yourself straight on.
“yes, what?”
“yes i… look pretty.”
“that’s my girl,” he praises, starting to rock his hips into yours again. he’s careful not to go too hard— he doesn’t want to slam you into the countertop over and over again. you’re already fragile enough. “i’d fuck you like this every day if i could. we’d never use our bed again. that’s a lie,” he adds before you can protest, “i’d never be able to give up fucking you in missionary. i love being on top of you, kissing you all over your face, watching you fall apart for me… shit, you’re gorgeous in any position, baby.”
“s-so are you.”
felix smiles, bright and blinding, and kisses you tenderly on the back of the neck. “you’re so sweet to me.”
“you deserve it, ah-”
“careful,” your boyfriend warns, quick to pull you back against him since your legs had decided to practically give out on you. “what happened there, baby?”
“felt too good,” you whine. “‘m sorry.”
he nods in understanding, hiding a smirk behind your shoulder. “oh, baby… am i hitting it?”
you’d been trying your best to hold eye contact with your reflection but it becomes impossible as soon as the words leave his mouth. your eyes roll to the back of your head and you melt further into the pleasure.
“yes… feels so fucking good, lix. please don’t stop…”
“don’t worry, baby,” he assures you. “i wouldn’t dream of it.”
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foxinys · 2 years
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the process of ✨hyunjinifying✨ jeongin
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thatsnotbuddies · 2 months
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hungry dogs skate faster
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shuniverse · 1 year
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distraction ,, b.c , s.cb , h.hj , h.js , l.f
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🧷 so for my first genuine post on this acc I decided I’d do my skz ‘biases’ (why r they called that?) for a lil thing :)
read pt. 2 here!
📁 you’re doing your guy’s favorite thing together and it starts to get a lil frisky <3 (it’s dif for each member, like Felix would be baking, hyunjin would be drawing/painting, etc etc)
🎐 suggestive talk/descriptions ;; mostly cute fluff (except for Changbins + Jisungs I got carried away 😭) ;; fem reader! (fem terms, she/her pronouns are used) ;; reader draws and does art in Hyunjin’s 👍 (totally not self indulgent on my part definitely not what are you talking about) ;;
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bang chan ;;
chan’s giggles make you smile while he does Chan’s Room. must be some funny comments, Stay being silly or asking embarrassing questions.
Chan had invited you to join his VLive, and you happily agreed, putting on a comfortable hoodie you had, that just so happened to be a hoodie that he got you. Stay was surprised when they’d realized Chan was dating you- you weren’t an idol (at least not professionally, Chan saw you as his own personal idol <3) and you’d never really been in anything big. But Chan loved you nonetheless.
Stay began flooding the comments when he’d introduced you
CHAN OMG WHEN DID YOU GET A GF
I thought I was ur gf 🥺
wow she’s pretty
That particular last comment had you blush a bit, surprising you that someone would say that. Chan just giggled again. “Yep, that’s my y/n. She may not be famous but you guys will totally see more of her, I swear.” He looks at you for confirmation after saying that, to which you nod your head, and he smiles in return.
After a while of him playing songs at Stays request (and some random time when Han comes in to bug him about stuff, being silly) you get bored. And so, you get an idea.
You move to sit on Chan’s lap, making it seem innocent enough, just trying to be close to your boyfriend, but you have other plans. Situating yourself nearly right on his crotch, you squirm, making it seem like you’re getting comfortable.
Chan takes notice fast, his cheeks and ears heating up. He doesn’t say anything, just looking for whatever song Stay recommends, but you know it’s all an act. Chan can never resist you, but he has to stay strong for a little longer.
After a particularly aggressive wiggle of your hips 10 minutes later, Chan picks you up and sits you on his couch, smirking, then looks to the camera. “Well, that’s it for today guys, I’m gonna go. I hope you had fun!” He gets up. “Alright, big hug.”
He does his usual hug, and says goodbye to Stays with a little peace sign, then turns off the livestream. He turns to you in his swivel chair, grinning. “Baby, you’re in for it.”
You can’t help but simultaneously giggle and whimper as he climbs on top of you.
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seo changbin ;;
Workouts between you and Changbin were fun, though exhausting. You weren’t as used to it as Bin was, and though you enjoyed it, you always ended up sore.
He knew this, and always made sure he could help you, whether that be by helping you lift your weights, build up your stamina by jogging alongside you and letting you know when it’s ok to take breaks.
Though, you decided to take your break while he was doing reps, pushing the weighted bar up and down where he laid. Getting bored, you decide to go sit on his lap. Nothing new for you, he’s used to you sitting on his lap while he does his reps, so all he does is give you a small smile, before continuing.
With a small shift of your hips, you catch him off guard by swiveling them to get comfortable, right on his crotch. His thick arms stutter for a second, almost going unnoticed by you, but he continues his reps, seeming distracted. You smirk, and shift around more, now knowing what you’re doing but playing it off as trying to get comfortable.
He sighs, before putting the bar on its holders and sitting up. “Baby, what do you think you’re doing?”
You shrug. “I dunno, just getting comfortable.” You grin, trying to make it seem like you have no clue what you’re doing.
He cocks an eyebrow, smirking. “Oh, really?” He brings his hands down to your ass, squeezing it. “C’mon, since you’re just so desperate, let’s go home.”
You get off of him, giggling, and you walk out of the gym to your car. You don’t make it all the way home due to one of his hands gripping the inside of your thighs.
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hwang hyunjin ;;
“Honey, wanna draw with me?” You look at your boyfriend, waiting for his response.
His response was nothing less than enthusiastic. He thoroughly enjoyed doing art with you, drawing, painting, pottery, anything. He smiles, and walks over to you.
“Of course I do, baby.” He sits down on the bed from where he was working on his own painting. He’s almost always willing to drop a small project to help you or do things with you. “So, what are you drawing?”
You smile, and turn back to your sketchbook. “I’m trying to get better at anatomy, so I’m working on drawing women in different poses.”
He nods in acknowledgement, and looks at the detailed drawings. “You’re really good, honey.”
You giggle. “Not as good as you, Jinnie.” He grins, kissing your temple. “You flatter me, princess.”
“Can I sit on your lap while I draw, Jinnie?” He nods, smiling happily, and gets comfy so he pulls you into his lap. You grab your pencil and start sketching more, making sure to draw the lines and anatomy right.
You hear Hyunjin sigh behind you, and one of his hands moves to your hips, his chin resting on your shoulder. After a bit more time passes, you feel his plush lips press to the nape of your neck, and his thumbs rubbing little circles into your hips. You sigh out contentedly, leaning back into him, and this gives him the incentive to press deeper kisses into your neck, gently nibbling, making you whimper.
He brings his lips to your ear, lowering his voice to a husky whisper. “I think you should put those pretty hands somewhere else, princess.”
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han jisung ;;
Jisung decided to take the day to work on a project, since he had a song idea berating the forefront of his brain and he just had to get it out.
You decided to join him, keep him company while he works, putting beautiful vocals and his own raps into the song, composing pretty tracks and music. You’re always in awe at how he works, and it makes you giggle when he finishes singing a particularly high note or a hefty rap verse and looks over to see you with a loving gaze in your eyes, causing a pretty shade of pink to dust his cute cheeks.
Jisung loved you for being next to him, with him, on top of him, underneath him, any position really. And with the way you were sat comfortably on his lap while he put the vocals and music together on the computer, he felt so comfortable in your presence.
You lean your head back against his shoulder, and you turn your head to kiss the base of his throat. “How’s the song coming along, Sungie?” You hadn’t been paying attention, half asleep with your eyes closed, comfortable and sleepy in his warm embrace with the light tapping and clicking of his keyboard and mouse.
Jisung smiles. “It’s going well, baby.” Looking down at your sleepy figure, he placed a gentle kiss on your bare shoulder, the loose jacket you had on slipping down your arm, the thin strap of your tank top slipping with it. “What about you? You seem tired.” He chuckles.
You shift yourself around, spreading your thighs across his lap as you face him, smiling sleepily. “I am just fine, Sungie. But I could be better..” You slip your hand slowly down his abdomen, to his crotch, pressing down. “I could be fuller.”
Jisung blushes, but then grins, holding your hips. “Oh?”
You nod, biting your lip, and you lean forward to whisper in his ear. “Need your cock, Sungie..”
With that, he’s picking you up and placing you on the couch, looming over you. “Your wish is my command, baby.”
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lee felix ;;
Felix was in the kitchen working on making a batch of brownies, when you walk in, still a little drowsy from your nap.
He smiled at you when you walked into the kitchen, and put the bowl of batter he was stirring down. “Hey, sweetheart. You sleep good?” He wrapped his arms around you as you wrapped your own around his waist.
“I’m alright, Lixie..” You snuggled your face into his chest, him rocking back and forth gently. Felix presses a light kiss to your head, smiling.
“Well, I’m making some brownies, wanna help me?”
You looked up at him, and the sleepiness in your eyes made him smile. You nodded, and he lets go, holding your hand and walking with you to the bowl of batter. You rolled up your hoodie sleeves, and rubbed your eyes.
“You okay, sweetie?” He looked over at you, an expression that was a mix of concern and amusement on his freckled face.
You nodded, smiling and kissing Felix’s cheek. “Yeah, I’m okay, Lixie. But let’s get back to your brownies!”
He smiled, and started stirring the batter with you.
It’s all happy and dandy til you said you were tired, using that as an excuse to come behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist, leaning your head against his back. He didn’t have a clue as to your true intentions, only nodding and continuing to stir, so naturally, he was caught of guard when you run your hands down his abdomen to his crotch.
Felix let out a small gasp, and whined as you rubbed your hand up and down, which made you grin.
“Baby-“ he whimpered out, “we- mh- we should go into the bedroom if you want to do this.”
You smirked, his normally deeper voice a bit in the higher range as he whimpered.
“Well, let’s go then.” You grinned as he blushed, your hands leaving the now more prominent bulge in his sweats. You grabbed his hand, dragging him away from the batter to your shared bedroom. When he walked in, you lightly pushed him onto the bed, and you lock the door behind you, a small smirk on your face as you see him get more squirmy.
“C’mon honey, no more teasing.”
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ty to whoever read this, and I hope you enjoyed my little drabble lol
feel free to reblog, just make sure to credit me!
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daily-kagami · 11 months
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Day #74: Creation and Destruction
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suengmi · 1 year
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haii, i saw that you wanted some ot8 prompts?
maybe skz’s different ways of showing affection? maybe comforting you after a long day? idk if you’ve done any of these yet but im in a soft mood today, had a bit of a shitty day myself and nearly got fired because I overslept so that was fun 🤧
get round to this if you feel like it, if not i totally understand!! keep yourself safe bby <33 -🐶x
I'm so sorry you had a shitty day :( jeez were all human. when one of my employees slept in the other day I was like "get ya hole here where you at" and they're like "IM COMIN MY BIG OLE OVER SLEPT" like damn not the end of the world yeesh ANYWAYS hope this makes u feel better pup ❤️
no warnings (mentions of non sexual nudity???) just FLUFF ACK
○ BANGCHAN
chan always knows you're upset, he senses it almost immediately. whenever you're upset, you need space but need his comfort just as much. kind of mixed messages. you feel guilty sometimes not knowing what you want. but chan is always there, asking you what you need in the end. sometimes you don't know, so it takes it into his own hands, cooking for you, washing your hair when you shower together, giving neck kisses while he does so. "more kisses? i have unlimited for you"
○ CHANGBIN
changbin, ever the fusser. he would try to make jokes after he noticed and tease you a little bit. he'll do anything to make you laugh or smile, but you weren't always in the mood. sometimes, he got a bit confused, trying to read your face. "baby, I'm sorry. what do you need?" with that, you'd melt into his touch, crying into his neck. he'd pick you up, pulling your legs around his waist. "my lil koala" he'd say, pulling his head back to give you a kiss. his kisses would get a bit aggressive in the end, telling you how much he loves you. in the end, you'd be laughing "bin stop!!"
○ FELIX
felix would instantly come to you, hands cradling your face, probably dropping whatever he was holding not caring. "oh don't cry! why are you crying? baby what's wrong?" big cuddles, pushing your face into his chest. "felix i can't breathe." he keeps holding you for a second before he realises "oh sorry" you'd laugh a little bit, him just laughing with you about his overly affectionate way of comforting you. "i sometimes have to breathe you know" kisses all over your face and fingers sitting under your shirt, telling you how proud he is of you. MORE KISSES.
○ JEONGIN
"oh shit" he'd say, seeing you crying on the couch. his bags thudding on the ground as he walked in the door. "baby no," he'd panic a bit, walking to your side to sit next to you. "what's wrong?" you'd just start crying more. "tell me baby please. what do you need?" you'd throw yourself into his arms, mumbling how you just wanted cuddles. he wasn't the quickest to pick these things up, but he knew if you'd just want to cry, letting you do what you needed. his hands soothing along your back as he rested his cheek on your head. "are you hangry? I'll get in the car right now you wanna maccas? chocolate? is it me?? do i stink??" you'd just laugh, knowing he's doing his best.
○ JISUNG
eyes wide and searching your own. you're in the sheets. nothing is said when he slips in behind you, running his hand around your waist to hold you. "you don't have to talk" he'd say, kissing your cheeks and shoulders. reassuring you that he gets overwhelmed sometimes, too, so he understands. you'd turn into his chest, enjoying his smell. it's comforting. in the end, you'd just exist in his arms, not talking about anything. he'd just kiss your head, waiting for you to feel comfortable enough to talk. patient as always
○ HYUNJIN
drops everything that he's doing when he hears you sniffle a little bit. "baby what is it? tell me" you'd just shake your head not wanting to talk. "bad day huh? tell me, please, i wanna know" you'd end up talking about your day, how shitty your work was, he knows you'll feel better after venting just getting it all off your chest. he knows you too well. his hands would be running through your hair and fingers gently wiping away your tears. "I love you" he'd say, all gooby and warm. this would make you cry more mumbling into his chest that you love him too.
○ LEE KNOW
"what you whining about?" he'd laugh when he came home hearing you start spouting off about work and the shit that came with it. this would probably make it a bit worse, frustration of him not listening and turning it into a joke. "oh babe" he'd coo, coming to your side, grabbing your hands in his. he wouldn't realise how bad you feel until he actually sees you. "sorry is it really that bad? i didn't mean to make you cry more" he'd probably feel really bad, pressing little kisses on your puffy lips. "im a dick" he'd pout, kissing you more. you're a mess now, everything setting you off. "i'm here, what do you need? I'll do whatever I can."
○ SEUNGMIN
seungmin says nothing when he notices you crying. the kiss on your forehead would be gentle, saying it all. he'd leaves you for a moment running you a bath and lighting some candles in his bathroom. he'd bring you to the bathroom carefully moving you with his hand in yours, undressing you before him. he'd help you into the bath, sitting in behind you. just rubbing his hands up and down your arms and giving you cuddles whenever you'd cry harder, arms sitting across your chest and face nuzzling into your neck whispering how beautiful you were and how you could get through this.
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strayklds · 1 year
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'00 LINE ✩ DFESTA The Movie
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linoguy · 3 months
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we've gotta come up w better animals for hyunjin and changbin
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amiibo-king · 1 year
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Last Legacy full weighted choices list
pokes the last legacy fandom with a stick. is this thing still alive
i wanted to share smth with yall. ive been rooting around in the last legacy assets once again, and i believe i have discovered the variable that determines which choices are weighted towards an ending (and which ending they are weighted towards)
and since at this point we're probably never going to be able to find out organically (rip nix hydra) i've created a complete list of weighted choices in all three last legacy routes, and which ending they are weighted towards, in order of appearance. under the cut for spoiler and length reasons. enjoy
NOTE that this is ONLY a list of choices that contribute to the ending (good/bad ending). choices that are weighted in other ways (such as choices that affect your relationship with side characters like rime, but that don't actually affect the ending) are not included here. if y'all are curious about that, let me know, i might make another list for those later if/when i have the time.
quick note: each choice has two variables associated with it, one that determines what effect it has on the ending (good or bad) if any, and one determining the weight that choice has. the weight of each weighted choice can be light, medium, or heavy. next to each listed choice i will include both the ending it contributes towards and it's weight.
for chapters that aren't listed, i couldn't find any weighted choices in those chapters.
edit/additional notes: the endings aren't actually listed as "good/bad" in the code; the variable that denotes effect is an integer called "choiceType" which can be 0, 1, or 2. however, this is the same system the arcana uses, and in the arcana, 0 means unweighted, 1 means upright, and 2 means reversed. this on it's own wouldn't be enough for me to assume that fictif has upright/reversed endings as well, except that in some files within last legacy the options are straight up called "upright" or "reversed" (and the ones labeled upright are marked as choiceType 1 while the ones labeled reversed are marked choiceType 2.) i chose to call them good/bad endings since upright/reversed are tarot terms that only really make sense for the arcana.
Felix's route
Felix 01:
"I think it's risky." (good ending - light weight) "It's just another tool." (bad ending - light weight)
Felix 02:
"Your book sounds creepy." (good ending - light weight) "Can I see it?" (bad ending - light weight)
Felix 03
"Let's study it." (good ending - medium weight) "Make it talk." (bad ending - medium weight)
Felix 05
"You've got this. (bad ending - light weight) "We'll do this together." (good ending - light weight)
Felix 06
"We can't go with you." (bad ending - light weight) "Can we talk this out?" (good ending - light weight)
Felix 07
"I kind of like your family." (good ending - light weight) "No more family dinners, please." (bad ending - light weight)
Felix 08
"What's really bothering you?" (good ending - medium weight) "Do you like Rime more than me?" (bad ending - medium weight)
Felix 09
"I'll never leave you." (bad ending - heavy weight) "We'll figure it out later." (good ending - heavy weight)
Felix 11
"We might need Escell." (bad ending - light weight) "Violence won't help." (good ending - light weight)
Felix 12
"I get it, but..." (bad ending - light weight) "I just don't understand." (good ending - light weight)
Felix 13
"What do we do?" (bad ending - light weight) "Stay behind me." (good ending - light weight)
"If that's the only way." (bad ending - medium weight) "But they're people!" (good ending - medium weight)
Anisa's route
Anisa 01
Confront Anisa for the truth. (good ending - medium weight) Play dumb. (bad ending - medium weight)
Anisa 02
"I'll never leave you." (bad ending - medium weight) "You're not your father." (good ending - medium weight)
Anisa 03
"Are you sure, though?" (good ending - light weight) "Yeah, screw that guy." (bad ending - light weight)
"We can trust Saaros." (good ending - medium weight) "If we have to trust someone..." (bad ending - medium weight)
Anisa 04
"Believe in me." (bad ending - medium weight) "Believe in yourself." (good ending - medium weight)
Come clean. (good ending - medium weight) Hide the truth. (bad ending - medium weight)
Anisa 05
"This is our best shot." (good ending - medium weight) "I'm still worried about Orion." (bad ending - medium weight)
Anisa 06
"They're selfish." (bad ending - medium weight) "We'll talk to them." (good ending - medium weight)
"True love exists." (bad ending - medium weight) "We still have time." (good ending - medium weight)
Anisa 07
"Your father." (bad ending - light weight) "The Lord of Shadows." (good ending - light weight)
"Because she's mine." (bad ending - medium weight) "Because she's strong." (good ending - medium weight)
"We'll finish the job." (bad ending - medium weight) "We'll banish him again." (good ending - medium weight)
Sage's route
Sage 01
"That's not true." (good ending - light weight) "Fine." (bad ending - light weight)
Sage 02
"Apologize to her." (good ending - light weight) "It's not your fault." (bad ending - light weight)
Sage 03
"Let's calm down." (good ending - light weight) "You've got this!" (bad ending - light weight)
"I get it." (bad ending - medium weight) "That was reckless." (good ending - medium weight)
Sage 04
"What if the others find out?" (bad ending - light weight) "I know you can do better." (good ending - light weight)
Sage 05
Nod at him. (bad ending - light weight) Shake your head. (good ending - light weight)
Sage 06
"You're not alone." (good ending - medium weight) "I've got your back." (bad ending - medium weight)
Sage 07
"That won't happen." (bad ending - medium weight) "If I must." (good ending - medium weight)
Sage 08
"I don't either." (bad ending - medium weight) "Give Elowen a chance." (good ending - medium weight)
Sage 09
"Makes sense to me." (bad ending - light weight) "What makes you think so?" (good ending - light weight)
Sage 10
"Let him go, Sage." (good ending - heavy weight) "You did what you had to do." (bad ending - heavy weight)
Sage 12
I have to stop Gramme. (bad ending - light weight) I have to save Sage. (good ending - light weight)
Sage 13
"I'll fill you in." (bad ending - light weight) "Sage can fill you in." (good ending - light weight)
"I can't answer that for you." (good ending - heavy weight) "You won't fail." (bad ending - heavy weight)
Sage 14
"We'll win no matter what." (bad ending - medium weight) "We need a backup plan." (good ending - medium weight)
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scoutartzz · 2 days
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i did a collab with @cookiedough77
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wackus-bonkus-maximus · 11 months
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twin telepathy au
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mirror image on ao3
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The voice in Adrien’s head is strangely familiar. It also tells him the truth (when no one else will)
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Enough’s enough, Adrien, said the voice in his head. Count sheep or something. Adrien frowned into the darkness, harnessing all his focus and concentrating on the presence that had suddenly joined him in his mind. It was so familiar, like an extension of his own thoughts—a separate half of himself existing only within his head. But then other times it would refuse to answer, or tell him quite irately to piss off, and make Adrien question whether or not he was actually hearing things. This was one of those times. You are hearing things, the voice said as though in answer. Doesn’t mean I’m not real. Adrien reached for the silver chain around his neck, his fist closing around the two rings resting warm against his sternum. “As real as me?” Yes, idiot, the voice replied with a bite. As real as you.
inspired by the twin telepathy au comics by @moonieratty!
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parkeryangs · 4 months
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btw i'm going to be thinking about felix's "quite fond of him" FOREVER. in case you were wondering.
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liverpool-enjoyer · 1 year
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footballers when theyre sick
requested by my homie @rubybecker-rb2 !!! ty so much for requesting <3
leo: he recognizes that he should take it easy so he takes the day off from training, but what he DOESNT do is text his teammates saying hes sick n wont be there, so later that day when hes watching tv n eating soup he hears his doorbell ring, only to be greeted with a very worried neymar whos like "I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUUUU!!!!1!!!11!!!"
ney: oh he complains a lot. once he starts feeling unwell he calls up leo like "leeeeo i feel like shit!!" n naturally leos like "what do you want me to do about that -_-"
luka: oh hes the one who gets sick EASILY. fifty degree weather with a slight breeze is all it takes to do him in. like on a particularly cold day, he'll start sneezing (oh n he sneezes like a little bunny you cant tell me otherwise) n sniffling n be like "AGAIN??!?!!?"
zlatan: has never gotten sick once in his entire life. his temperature is a perfect 98.6 at ALL times n has never changed.
gavi: ok idk why i get this vibe but he becomes a whiny little bitch when hes sick (IM NOT INSULTING HIM IM EXACTLY THE SAME WAY). like if he starts getting sick at training he is gonna make it EVERYONES problem. you KNOW hes whipping out those big brown puppy dog eyes at every given opportunity. "i feel so terrible can you get me some ginger ale🥺"
sergio: this stubborn bitch wakes up feeling sick n what does he do?? haul ass to training anyways. as the day progresses n it becomes increasingly obvious hes unwell the team will tell him hes gotta sit out n take it easy. luka nags the SHIT outta him n ends up taking care of him even tho hes still salty he came to training in this condition, and sergio considers it the best day of his life.
mbappe: see at first hes a stubborn bitch who goes to training despite being sick, however he CANNOT pull through n ends up sitting out after warmups
joão: oh boy. he gets so sick he decides to go to the doctor, n while hes there he takes some kinda picture n posts it online captioned "feel awful, wish me luck" n then NEVER follows up on it, so his comments are filled w ppl being concerned for his well being
pep: wakes up, realizes hes sick, texts kevin "youre in charge today. dont fuck it up" n goes back to sleep
klopp: decided to still go to training, but lfcs practically a family so everyone knows somethings up within like five minutes. when the boys realize the boss isnt feeling well they give him a rant abt self care n milly drives him home.
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