#WHA! THE! FUCK!

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

#humans are space orcs #humans in space #earth is a deathworld #earth is space australia #tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag #also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people #write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA #MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage. #especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry #evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally #ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting #after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater

[goldensadnessdolphin]

I was rewatching hbomberguys ROBLOX_OOF.mp3 to escape the horrors (as you do), when I noticed something.

Tommy Tallarico released at least two CDs with songs hbomberguy mentiones (because they contain music by Joey Kuras with tiny credits). Printed on the cover for The Terminator's soundtrack is Tommys name, Tommy V. Tallarico.

I wondered: what does the V stand for?

I remembered that Tommy signed a court document which hbomb also brought up.

The V in Tommy V. Tallarico stands for

ANDREW????

#.txt #hbomberguy #tommy tallarico #messiah oof #roblox oof #what's going on??? #that can't be a typo #did he change his middle name? #wha- what the fuck???

[foxstens]

WAS ANYONE GONNA FCING TELL ME THERES A TGCF AUDIO DRAMA

#my posts #animang #I WENT ON FUCKING HOLYIDAY AND LISTENED TO THE MANHUA TRAILER OBSESSIVELY #BECAUSE OF COURSE I DID #AND NOW I COME HOME TO THIS #WHAT THE FUCK #IVE BEEN PRAYING AND BEGGING AND WAITING FOR IT #FOR S OLONG #OH MY FUCING GOD #I CANT BELEIVE #THIS FANDOM REALLY IS FUCKING BLESSED #WHA! THE! FUCK! #in other news i also read a book for the first time in like years #it was a murder is announced #my first actual foray into the miss marple books #holy fuck i love agatha christie #i always have the same experience with her books #but its always so fucking good #and i really liked the atmosphere in this #despite it being as short as her books tend to be #i still feel like i got more attached to the characters than usual #so that was nice :') #tgcf

[dizzybizz]

page of him, colored and not cus i love the lines as they are teehee

#guys i lov ehim so much #i #like i think i need to give him his own tag but i #... thats just. yknoww.. #witch hat atelier #wha #tongari boushi no atelier #tbna #olruggio #brushbug #my art #doodle #moomin #cus i drew him as a mumrik adshgdsjsdgdha HE FITS SO WELL IM DECEASED ACTUALLy #fuck i jsut noticed i forgot to color that one tassel welp whatever dont matter doesnt bother me at all nu-uh nope sir

[gottagetgogottagetattahere]

with context this page becomes so fucked up on many, many levels

#witch hat atelier #wha #witch hat atelier spoilers #qifrey #olruggio #olrufrey #the fucking horrifying situation that qifrey puts himself and his closest friend through #the irony of olruggio saying its best that secrets shouldn't be pushed after pushing qifrey about his secret #BUT HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ABOUT PUSHING QIFREY ABOUT HIS SECRET #BECAUSE QIFREY FUCKING MINDWIPED HIM ABOUT IT #QIFREY WHAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE I DON'T THINK REPEATEDLY GETTING YOUR MEMORY WIPED IS GOING TO DO GREAT THING #FOR YOUR BEST BUD'S PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH. DUDE.

[dolls-self-ships]

just saw someone on a self shipping post say to not use the word "obsessed" to describe their feelings for their f/o bc it's harmful to those with ocd and as someone with severe ocd please shut the fuck up and go outside oh my god

#tbh this is why i dont interact with the selfship community that often bc so many of you need to touch grass #like im serious #i love self shipping dgmw but holy fuck some of you its like walking on eggshells #'dni if you ship with abusers or problematic characters!!!' like huh???? wha?????? #im no proshipper like i dont like p*dos either but #not wanting people that ship with villains is like. #... youre blocking out like a huge chunk of the community babe #the purity culture in the selfship community is something else

[misty79]

LUCIFER!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS SO AMAZING I CANT STOP REWATCHING IT

#lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #hazbin charlie #hazbin finale #ep8 #Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer or the second. #I’m gonna fuck you #wha wut did I say #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer #Lucifer Hazbin finale #Lucifer Vs Adam scene #Adam #adam hazbin hotel #alex brightman #jeremy jordan

[mako-neexu]

WHY IS HE SOOOO FUNNY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHAT THE HELLL he literally does try to resist you at first BUT HE JUST GAVE UP BY THE 3RD BOND KDSJFHKJDWBGJKLSFBKLJHBVKJB

#fgo #fate grand order #edmond dantes #he cant resist his star bro!!!! he loves you so much!!!! wha thte. fuck!!!!

[kowuhki]

But where could someone like me... make a difference?

#art #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital art #witch hat atelier #witch hat fanart #tongari boushi no atelier #tongari booshi no atorie #tongari boushi fanart #utowin #this chapter had me fucking GUTTED GRAHHAGGG #wha fanart #wha

[superhell]

literally the craziest possible thing to say to your boy best friend

#HELLO????? GREGORY HOUSE. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF????? #this is like if he looked at baby trapping and went 'too basic' and put it through a blender thats what this is. #literally what the fuck. first of all fucked up to tell your friend he has a kid and then hire a kid to play that kid #second of all wilson is going to forgive this so fast i can feel it in my bones #third of all the craziest thing he could have said. literally wha the fuck #wilson #house #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #8x16 gut check

[iridescentis]

oh no i am too far gone i saw the word niche and immediately went nischa???

#literally my heart did a little jump #wha tis fucking wrong with me #they have consumed my brajn #ride the cyclone #nischa

[pushister]

Ok but. This. This line right here.

[Hobie Brown: I ain't even here.]

ATSV spoilers!

This is a long and cringe post and probably a very me-specific experience, but i need to vent. This is the line that almost single-handedly made me hyperfixate on both the Spiderverse movies and Hobie specifically (and later keep it as a huge special interest).

When i was watching ATSV for the first time, I already knew who was going to be my favorite, as Spiderpunk was both a very unique character and he seemed very similar to myself (with the sole exception that i am an idiot ofc). But at that moment in the movie, I actually had to stop and process because of how called out i felt. I am, and always have been, a pretty weird mix of autistic, rebelous, and not-giving-a-fuck, so naturally, as a child, when it came to school, kids' clubs, events, or really anything that i was forced to attend and didn't particularly enjoy (which was a lot of things), i appeared as a shadow, ignored basically any direction from adults that i was given and didn't communicate with anyone. Just a little kid sitting away in the corner, playing by themselves and not listening when told to participate in whatever the rest were doing. Some could say i was a "problematic child", which is probably true, and my teachers and older relatives thought so too. Sometimes people told me that i had to stop acting "like [i'm] special" and needed to be treated differently, but most times:

[Miguel O'Hara: I'm just gonna try to ignore you. I just can't. I can't even.]

This motherfucker just casually showed what i felt and how i acted for my entire life. In four seconds.

I don't think you can get any closer to a character when he shows up in the middle of the movie for like five minutes, immediately breaks all negative expectations that the other characters might've set up for him, makes you fall in love with him by being every single thing that you always wanted to be and everything that represents your freedom, and then casually brushes off some of the shitty feelings you've had about yourself for years, about being "problematic" and not fitting in, about being weird and lonely, by saying the thing that was sitting on the tip of your tongue that entire time while staying inconceivably cool.

...Ik how small all of this may seem, but. What can you do to me. I ain't even here.

#if anyone is ACTUALLY going to see this pls excuse my grammar i am not a native English speaker #...plus the internet fucked up my speaking skills more than would like to admit #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #hobie brown #hobie #spiderpunk #venting #screaming into the void #it's 5 am i don't even know if any of this makes senceb orr wha #i don't really make long posts #like ever

[sandinthepipes]

Me shaking Peter Jackson by the shoulders like a stuck vending machine: IF THEY'RE NOT GAY WHY EVERYTHING ELSE? WHY PETER? WHAT IS THAT?

#i have OPINIONS about the artistic choices in the hobbit movie #i just wome up from a bagginshield dream #and then laid there for like 20 minutes staring at the ceiling replaying all the events from the movie #like thorin right the middle of his gold madness gifts bilbo the second most valuable thing in the entire mountain #a fucking CHAINMAIL SHIRT OF MITHRIL #IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOLD MADNESS #and then what whas all that talk in the tunnels where they look at each other like they hung the moon???????? #thorin the eagles?????????? #HE WAS-?????????????? #absolute madness from mr peter Jackson that's what I'm saying #and it's not like you can say 'oh but the book' #the book doesn't even have 1/10th of that whole homoerotic shit #lotr is full of homoeroticism but the hobbit? certainly not between thorin and bilbo #mr peter jackson please i am begging on my knees can you please explain your artistic choices to me becauae I'm loosing sleep over it #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin x bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin #bilbo

[dizzybizz]

i haven't drawn iguin in so long.....

#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH DID YOUKN OW THAT OUGHHFDGH JUMPS AROUND THE ROOM #hes the most #my fucked up dog who has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces #i love how theyre the first brimhat were introduced to but they have a sorta non-traditional (???? for lack of a better word) brim #such an epic design and character i would eat him 100% #witch hat atelier #wha #tongari boushi no atelier #tbna #iguin #my art #eye horror #sorta- just to be safe ^^

[leafy-m]

Logical part of my brain: this panel of Qifrey's hands is necessary because it's the lead-up to him reaching out to Coco and hugging her.

Suspicious part of my brain: Qifrey's empty hands paired with this text is foreboding as fuck. Oh God, what did hopeless!teen Qifrey reach for after he learned his miserable truth at the Tower of Tomes??

#Qifrey #Witch Hat Atelier #I love how Shirahama's panels are executed in a way to create such fantastic double meanings #I assume; as nothing has really been revealed yet #I need to start a collection of Qifrey's foreboding as fuck panels. He's had so many 💖 #Jade talks WHA

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: HELLSING ヘルシング

by Kouta Hirano

#Hellsing #Kouta Hirano #Manga and Stuff #Mangacap #Manga #Art #gonna be honest here #I have no idea what the fuck he's saying like half the time #like... what the fuck is ''wha may'' supposed to mean?