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#We have spent so much time focusing on Bakugou and rooting for him
meeko-mar · 2 years
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(BNHA 362 spoilers) Sorry I gotta say this...
I get the idea of Bakugou being the FIRST, and most emotionally attached example of the society being unfair and unjust but
What I don't get is the idea that Katsuki Bakugou's life has to be the Price we and the characters pay for Society to supposedly change.
After being built up as a deuteragonist, taking responsibility for his own actions and his own changes, deciding FOR HIMSELF to be better, overall looking like a story of a kid who rises above, and even as another kind of VICTIM of said unfair and unjust society (also yes, he IS in his own way a victim as well, he's basically a hyper-example of The Gifted Child syndrome)
...After all of that, all the work Horikoshi has put in to Bakugou rising out of his own mess, thematically, why is it logical to just tear all that down by having him die like this? With no closure? Asking Izuku if he'll ever be good enough in the most heartbreaking last words ever?
Letting Human Garbage AFO have the last word and the last laugh, his taunts being ultimately correct?
I'm sorry it's just NOT a rewarding narrative. To have the kid who was the most involved in changing in the face of realizing he and society was wrong, pay the ultimate price for it. To have the MC's most important person be lost when his whole narration this whole time has been "How I became a great hero", something that Izuku wouldn't consider himself if it all cost him the life of that most important person.
I mean, unless Horikoshi is going for this story ending in Tragedy.
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speuradair · 4 years
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Hopeless | Villain! Izuku Midoriya
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Requested- by @hottopicweeb​
Contains- mild swearing, angst
AU- Quirkless Midoriya never inherits One For All and is left with mixed feelings towards heroes after All Might says he can never be a hero without a quirk
“They made you cry,
           but that will end tonight”
  You knew your boyfriend. Midoriya was caring, dedicated, and compassionate. Even as a young boy, he went out of his way to be warm and kind. He was the kindest person you knew, and you never doubted that for a second. So, what the hell was this?
Your grip tightened on the overstuffed notebook as you studied the messy hiragana before you, as if it would suddenly jump off the page and give you the answers you were trying to find. Flipping through the countless pages only raised more questions. It just didn't make sense. Why would Midoriya be keeping this kind of log book? He'd been keeping notebooks on heroes for as long as you could remember, sure, but this one was different. This wasn't just his typical notes on how to be a good hero. It was more detailed and focused, almost obsessive. 
There had to be over a hundred pages worth of notes scribbled here, a concerning amount of which were detailing the weaknesses and secrets of your classmates. There was enough here to take down almost any of them. It seemed less like observations, and more like a game plan. This was the last thing you were expecting when Izuku had said he wanted to show you something.
"Zuku, what is this?" 
"I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but I know I can trust you," he grinned, his manner still as bright as it always was, despite the creepy nature of what he'd just handed you, "and I thought it would make you feel better!"
How was this creepy, secret stalker book supposed to make you feel better?
"I.. I don't understand. What aren’t you supposed to tell anyone?"
He stepped forward, extending his hand to lace his fingers with yours, attempting to comfort you. 
"I saw what happened earlier, baby. It's okay, you don't have to pretend you're fine! I know what's going on," His green eyes gazed into yours as he spoke.
A warm flush raised to your cheeks at the reminder of that afternoon’s events, mortification returning fast enough for you to miss that he'd just avoided your question. It had been embarrassing enough that it happened, and knowing that Izuku had seen it only made it that much worse. 
“It’s fine, I got my stuff back. They were just being jerks,” you lied, your voice sounding softer and less convincing than you intended. 
“It’s not fine. They took your personal things and made you cry.”
“Izuku,” you sighed, “They’re just being jerks. That’s what they always do.” It unfortunately wasn't uncommon for people at school to mess with you. Whether it was snickering behind you or trying to trip you or, as of recently, stealing personal things out of your bag, they always seemed to find some way to irritate you. At this point it just felt like an annoyance you'd have to deal with because that's just how high school was. 
"That doesn't mean you have to take it without putting up a fight! I hate seeing what they do to you! I spent so many years being the one that was pushed around, and seeing it happen to you now just reminds me of how bad it hurt then," his demeanor had changed. Though his voice was wavering as it usually did when he was riled up, it seemed to be rooted in an entirely different emotion. It wasn't sadness or embarrassment, it was anger. "I know you want out of here, and I do too."
You dropped your gaze in a subconscious attempt to avoid eye contact, causing your eyes to land on the notebook in your hands again. “But.. but what does that have to do with this?”
“It’s to let you know I have a plan to get out of here.”
The room had gone cold.  What the hell was that supposed to mean? There were only so many ways to use a book of weaknesses to your advantage.  Izuku, your Izuku, couldn’t possibly mean what you thought he did. You knew he could be awkward and oblivious sometimes, it had to just be that he didn’t realize how menacing that sounded. It had to be a misunderstanding. 
Trying to convince yourself that that’s all it was, you gave him a weak laugh, “What? Sorry, I think I’m missing the connection here.” 
Though you tried to hide your feelings, Izuku knew you well enough to recognize the concern in your eyes. Just because you weren't in the book didn't mean you'd been excluded from his meticulous observation. He knew everything about you, and that's how he wanted it to be. 
Without needing any more prompting, he slipped the book from your now trembling hands and set it on the desk behind him before taking your hands in his. 
"Hey, don't look so scared," he cooed, "You don't have to be scared anymore, I'm going to take care of it, puppy." 
You didn't know what to say. You wanted, needed,  him to explain some harmless reason to you and make you feel silly for thinking otherwise. You needed him to help dismiss your paranoia just like he always did. 
"There's a plan being put into motion, puppy. They asked for my help, and I've decided to give it to them. Then, they'll help us get out of here." He was speaking way too calmly for what he was saying. 
"They?"
"The League of Villains. I have a lot of information that they want. If I give them that book, they'll help us. If I can just prove to them that I really am able to get the kind of information they’re looking for, they’d have to keep me around. Especially now that we’re in UA, I have all kinds of ways to get information that none of the other villains can. And you have a really good quirk, there’s no way they’d reject-" 
You scoffed and pulled your hands away instinctively, immediately cutting off his rambling before he became too lost in his own thoughts.
"Woah, what the hell are you talking about?"
This didn't sound like your Midoriya. 
He sighed, seeming a bit dejected at your sudden retraction. "Baby,just let me explain." Before he could reach you again, you stepped back, trying desperately to grasp what was going on. 
"What is there to explain?!" There was an edge to your voice that you hadn't entirely intended, and it in itself scared you. You'd never had to raise your voice at him before. 
"Babe, don't you-"
"Don't 'babe' me right now!" You turned away from him, a sick feeling tugging at your stomach and threatening your already weak composure with a wave of nausea. 
There had only been a handful of times that you and Midoriya had argued, and it had always been from misunderstandings or overstressed pettiness. This was the first real fight, and it was a very serious one. 
Izuku understood your hesitation and dropped the pet names, but he wasn't about  to drop his argument. "Don’t you ever think about what your life might be like if you made different decisions? Haven't you ever questioned if what they’re telling us is right, really is right?”
“What happened to your whole ‘wanting to be a symbol of hope and peace’ thing?! How are you supposed to be a symbol of hope and peace when you’re working with Shigaraki and his goons?” 
“All Might was supposed to be the ultimate symbol of hope and peace,” he countered, his voice darker than you’d ever heard, “And you know what he told me? He told me, a starry-eyed preteen boy who idolized him, that I couldn’t be a hero without a quirk, that there was no use in trying. Does that sound like something that would inspire hope? The Ultimate Symbol of Hope and Peace destroyed my hope more than Bakugou or anyone else could ever try to.  Why would I want to be like him?” 
He spoke with unwavering deliberation, like he’d dutifully thought it over. Knowing Izuku, you didn’t doubt that he had. 
You didn’t know how to respond. You knew that All Might was a sensitive topic for him, and it pained you even just seeing the way his posture sank when the pro-hero was around. Hearing him blatantly describe the emotional turmoil inside of him was more than enough to pull the tears from where you’d tried desperately to contain them. 
“I’ve tried to convince myself that it’s wrong to still be mad about that, but why shouldn’t I be? My whole life I’ve been told I’m less than everyone else around me, and the number one hero pretty much said the same thing! And now people are doing the same to you. I was willing to take it when it was just my problem, but I won’t let them make any problems for you. This can end tonight. I just have to hand this over.”
“Do you really think we should trust the League of Villains with our lives?!” You let out a breathy, humorless laugh at the pure unbelievability of the situation. 
“Do you remember when Shigaraki led that attack while we were at USJ? They were so close to winning that fight! They’re villains, but they’re not stupid; They clearly know what they’re doing. They wouldn’t be bad allies. Would it really be so bad to work with-”
"We're not villains, Izuku! We're heroes, you're a hero! You've always wanted to be a hero, and now suddenly you want to screw around with the League of Villains?"
"No, (name)," he was suddenly calm again, boldly grabbing your wrist to keep you from moving away from him again. "I've always wanted to be one of the good guys. How are these people the good guys if they're treating us like this?" 
When you didn't have an answer, he continued. 
"Our classmates are supposed to be the heroes, but they're not the good guys. The good guys wouldn't beat us down like this. They wouldn't take our stuff and throw in the puddles, or make fun of us! When did All Might ever ridicule someone for not being as strong as him? Heroes are supposed to be a symbol of hope and peace, not examples of how to abuse others. If this is what heroes are now, I don't want to be a hero anymore." 
"Zuku.."
"They don't want us to stand with them anyway. They've made that pretty clear, don't you think? They all think I can't be a hero without a quirk. Hell, you have a quirk, and apparently they don't think you can be a hero either. Why should we fight this hard to be associated with mean people like that?" 
You hated that what he'd just said kind of made sense. Your classmates had done a pretty damn good job of showing that they didn't want you around. Their dead set mindset of you being weak had always made you want to prove them wrong, but did you really need to sell them out to the League of Villains to do so?
"Puppy, they already said they had a place for me if I help them. If they want a quirkless idiot like me, there's no way they'd turn down someone like you. All we'd have to do is turn this in, and we could be out of here." His big green eyes stared into yours, his free hand gently coming to rest on your cheek. "But I'm not going without you."
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pointy-hat-witch · 5 years
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Title: The Magic Song Series: KiriBakuWeek2019 Show: Boku no Hero Academia Pairing: Kirishima/Bakugou Summary:  Cinderella AU | Eirijou works as a servant at the royal castle and one day his hair turned red. That screams for stupid ideas. A/N: Collection of works for KiriBakuWeek 2019. First time writing KiriBaku, they deserve so much love. Ha.
You can read chapter 2 on AO3 if you want to! :)
In record time, Eijirou thought he never ran this fast, he sprinted down the small space between the barracks and the castle walls, shot through the next door inside the east wing and ran towards the servants' sleeping chambers. Fortunately for him, most servants were either occupied by the still ongoing banquet or were already in their rooms.
When he arrived at his door, he jerked it open and closed it immediately after he entered, leaning against the cold wood and catching his breath. His heart was still pounding against his rib cage, he thought it would crack through the bones.
“Eijirou!” Mina jumped to her feet followed by Hanta, Denki nowhere to be seen.
Eijirou slowly slid down the door, huffing out a small whimper and buried his face in his knees. His friends were by his side right then, grabbing his shoulder.
“W-what happen? You were gone for so long!” Mina cried out, voice cracking with emotion.
“You’re covered in dirt, what the hell?” Hanta examined his attire, dusting off the slowly drying mud from his arms and shins.
“So many people… questions… prince… swords…” Eijirou pressed between tight lips. He grasped at his hair, groaning.
“What?! Slow down, what happened?!” Mina, slowly losing her patience, shook a little more insistent at his shoulder. Eijirou groaned again, trying to order his thoughts himself. Hanta, an angel in disguise, held Mina’s arm and shook his head.
“Let the man breathe, he just needs a minute.”
“Maybe we don’t have a minute!” Mina countered. “Eijirou, are you being followed? Did the prince send someone after you?” Eijirou shook his head against his knees and only then Mina allowed herself to calm down. She let go of his shoulder and sat down next to him, Hanta following her example, all three with their backs against the door.
Eijirou drew his breaths in and out, slowly regaining control of his emotions. He let go of his hair and leaned his head against the door, blinking at the ceiling as if he just realized where he was.
“There were-“, his voice broke and he had to clear his throat, “there were so many people, asking me all this stuff we thought up in advance and at first everything was fine. I just wanted to eat something and then leave, that would be enough. I was so afraid some of the servants would recognize me.” He groaned again just imagining that.
“And then”, he blinked, swallowing, “the prince was there. I was introduced. To the prince. As a noble. To the prince. Guys, I talked to the prince! The prince of this very kingdom. Me!” His eyes sprung back and forth between Mina and Hanta, growing more and more erratic as he spoke.
Hanta put a hand on his shoulder to calm him down. “Did he notice something?”
“I… I don’t think so.” Eijirou inhaled. “We talked just a little bit, I think I offended him.” He laughed dryly. “I thought I was going to die right that moment, oh my god. And then, and then, the queen walked over. Guys, the queen!” He buried his face again in his hands, shaking his head in disbelief that had really happened.
“I panicked and ran. Just straight into the crowd. I wanted to leave but then those nobles came and, hell, I talked my mouth off, guys, I don’t even remember anymore what I was rambling about. But they were laughing, that’s good I guess.”
Mina chuckled slightly. “Leave it to Eijirou, the humble servant boy making the nobles laugh in the face of his own death.”
“Not funny!” Eijirou wailed. “But then, the prince was there. Just, appeared out of nowhere, grabbed my arm and took me outside. I almost hugged him. I mean, I was so fucking terrified but I was finally outside. And then.” Eijirou stared at the ground, tilting his head in thoughts.
“We… sparred?”
“You what?” Hanta and Mina said in unison.
“We… He took some wooden swords, gave me one and then we fought? I don’t know guys, that was so surreal I don’t even know.” He shrugged helplessly. “For like half an hour? Then he beat me, obviously, and said something about taking a bath and how filthy we are and that my hair looked almost black.” He gestured vaguely at his hair that was, in fact, back to his original black color.
“And then I bolted. Just straight away. And here I am.”
Mina huffed out a breath, opening and closing her mouth, changing whatever she wanted to say every second.
“At least he doesn’t know who you really are.” Hanta said with a shrug. “Could be worse.”
“Worse? I insulted the prince and fought with him on equal terms! As if impersonating a noble wasn’t bad enough, but behaving like that in front of the crown prince? I am a dead man walking.”
“Geez, drama queen, relax.” Mina patted his shoulder with a little too much force, making him wince. “I think, that was a successful evening.” She grinned at him.
“How so?” He raised his eyebrows.
“Well, you talked to nobles, ate their food, talked to the prince, who spent time with you alone”, she wiggled her eyebrows at that, “and nobody found out.” She clapped her hands in conclusion.
“I…”, Eijirou sighed. “I mean, you’re not wrong. But I won’t do that again. Ever.” He huffed, crossing his arms.
Denki entered the chambers shortly after that conversation, or at least, tried to since they were all still sitting in front of the door, holding it close. He got a short recap of what transpired, made an equal conclusion as Mina and Eijirou just sighed in defeat. He let them believe, that this was a success but insisted that he won’t do it again. He shoved the strange pot under his bed, hopefully forgetting about it soon enough.
The first two days were hell. Eijirou was so paranoid, he couldn’t sleep, made simple mistakes at work and was just a total wreck. The third day was a lot better. He finally could sleep a few hours at a time and didn’t jump at anyone who called him. On the fourth day, he accepted that nothing would happen. He was fine.
He sat in the kitchen on a low wooden stool, helping to peel the potatoes. A tedious, ungrateful work nobody liked doing, but Eijirou liked to rise to the occasion and took on the task. Half of the basket was peeled, half of them not. He craned his neck, rolling his shoulder with a loud crack and started on the next potato when he overheard the two cooks at the oven next to him.
“Another banquet next week? What are they thinking?”
“I don’t know, man. They decided yesterday and now we have to get all the ingredients in time. I think they don’t understand this fucking job. We can’t just make a list with everything we need.”
“But why another one so soon? Aren’t they, like, just for show? Showing off their money and stuff like that?”
As they spoke, Eijirou listened with half an ear, he didn’t care about another banquet since it didn’t concern him, a servant walked up and filled his tray with snacks. He chimed in without hesitation.
“I heard it was a request by the prince himself.” The cooks’ head whipped around. “No kidding. Something about internal affairs or something like that. Strengthening the bond between their juris… jurisdi… the different regions within the kingdom.” He shrugged. “I think they said something about inviting every noble family from the Chiba region.”
Eijirou let his knife fall down, clattering loudly on the ground. He blinked and grabbed at it, apologizing under his breath. A cold sweat broke out on his back, his heartbeat increasing.
“Rumors have it he is looking for…” Eijirou slowly looked up to the servant, trying to hear better what he was saying and their eyes met.
“You!” The servant inhaled sharply. Eijirou sprung to his feet, grabbed the servant by the collar and yanked him outside. The tray fell to the ground with a loud clatter, probably everyone looked up at the commotion but Eijirou was already out the door, pushing the servant inside a small broom closet. It was big enough for two people, but they still had to stay so close to each other their knees brushed.
“What the-“ – “Shhh!” Eijirou covered the servant’s mouth with his hands, frantically shaking his head. The servant gave a slow nod and Eijirou lowered his hand.
“Holy shit, dude! You’re the one… the one with the prince! You said thanks! I knew it, no noble could be that nice.” He chuckled in disbelief while Eijirou was regretting every life choice he ever made, ticking off every option he had to survive this.
“Dude, chill! I won’t tell on you!”
Eijirou’s eyes focused back on the other servant. “You won’t?” He croaked.
“No, man. That is just… wait, what exactly were you doing there?”
“I… I don’t know, something like a bet and it went out of hand and ugh.” Eijirou slapped a hand on his forehead.
“I think the prince is looking for you.” He bit his lip. “I don’t know how much you hear down here, but the prince and the mysterious red-haired noble are the talks of the castle! Like, everybody saw how you and the prince left together and he came back alone, raging. Geez, I mean, I knew how much a storm he could curse but that was from a higher level.” He crossed his arm, shaking his head.
“And now he demanded another banquet, asking specifically for the nobles of the Chiba region, dude, he has it bad for you.” A grin spread on his face and in every other situation he would be overjoyed at the sight of the same row of pointy teeth but right now, his ears were ringing.
“Wh—No! We… we just—” He shook his head. “We were just talking and fighting.”
“Fighting, huh?” The servant wiggled his eyebrows at him. Before Eijirou could interject, the servant held up a hand. “Relax, man. Don’t worry, I won’t tell a single soul, promise. I’m rooting for you, for whatever thing is happening between you and him.”
“The is nothing happe—”
“If you want to, I can be your ears and eyes inside the castle.” He nodded at himself. “I let you know if I overhear more about this occasion.”
“But… No, man, I mean, thanks. Thanks for not telling anybody and all that. But I don’t… I’m not doing that again.” Eijirou shook his head. “If anybody else will find out, I’m dead. Like, literally dead.”
The servant rolled his head from one shoulder to the other and hummed. “I get it.” He nodded. “Okay, I tell you what. Just listen, for now, okay?” Eijirou nodded reluctantly.
“Like I said, everybody is talking about it. Like, all the servants that were present and even the personal maids from the prince. Something like he is nicer to them or something. I think, he really likes you. And like every servant has an easier time with him being not his usual grumpy self. So, I’m totally rooting for you.” He shrugged. “My suggestion is the following: I tell the other servants about you, just the ones who saw you at the banquet. You will attend the next banquet and we’ll help you out. And then you two can live happily ever after. Or just have a nice evening, don’t care. Just think of something that you can’t see him again after that.”
Eijirou was baffled. That was the most ridiculous, preposterous, ingenious idea if he ever heard one.
“Everyone would be on board?” His thoughts were running a mile a second. If he could attend one more banquet and somehow make a possible excuse that he won’t come back ever again the prince would have to let this go and he would never live in fear again.
“Of course! Like I said, we’re rooting for you!” He snapped his fingers right in front of their faces, remembering something. “I’m Tetsutetsu, by the way.”
“Eijirou”, Eijirou mumbled perplexed.
“You gave him your real name?” Tetsutetsu raised an eyebrow at him but chuckled slightly at first, then louder. Eijirou had to cover his mouth again, shushing him.
“Sorry”, Tetsutetsu whipped a happy tear away. “This is the best. I like you, man. You have balls.” He nodded again, gripping at Eijirou’s hand. “You in?”
Eijirou’s eyes darted around from Tetsutetsu’s face to his hand to his grin. He inhaled deeply, grabbed his hand as tight as possible and nodded. “Alright.”
As soon as they left the broom closet and Tetsutetsu sprinted back to the kitchen, remembering that he was just in the middle of serving food, Eijirou took to his heels and ran the whole length of the east wing down the same corridor a few days ago and just kicked in the door to Denki’s workplace.
“WHA--!” Denki threw the small flask he had in his hand in the air startled and just barely caught it. “What in the?!”
His head whipped around and narrowed his eyes at Eijirou. “Dude, don’t make me lose my job by destroying my ingredients.”
“S-sorry.” Eijirou stammered, honestly embarrassed.
“What’s going on?” Denki chirped, already forgiving Eijirou. The latter sat down on the other wooden stool, sighing.
“You won’t believe this.” He shook his head. “There will be another banquet next week and I’ll be attending.”
“You what?!” Denki sprung to his feet, hands on Eijirou’s shoulders. A wide grin spreading over his face, he nodded enthusiastically. “Knew you’d come around. How come?”
Eijirou briefly summarized his conversation with Tetsutetsu and their plan before he took a deep breath and stared at Denki, chewing on his lips. “What do you think?”
“That is probably the worst and best plan I have ever heard!”
“That’s what I thought!”
They burst into a small laughing fit, wheezing. Denki held his side, rubbing over his eyes. “Okay, dude, we need to make a plan. We need”, he fumbled over his desk, grabbing for some ink and paper and started scribbling as he spoke, “Mina needs to give you some more clothes, you can’t wear the same from last time. We need to gather enough information about other families in Chiba, so you actually play a believing part to be from that jurisdiction. We need to maybe polish your overall appearance a little, like”, he gestured a circle around Eijirou’s face with his quill, “maybe some powder, new hairstyle.”
Eijirou couldn’t even close his mouth as Denki spoke. When did his friend became so proactive and even had some really good advice? He shook his head to bring himself back to the moment and then nodded. “Y-yeah, sounds good!”
“And you have to learn to speak a little more proper!” Denki actually chided but still grinning. “Though, the prince seemed to like you nonetheless, so…” He trailed off, shrugging. “I don’t really know. Being yourself seemed to be the best course, I guess.”
The next days were pure stress. Not only because every servant was involved in the preparations for the banquet since it was on such short notice. The chambers had to be prepared for the guests, clothes, tablecloths and draperies had to be washed, food had to be harvested and bought and hunted, dished had to be polished, the floors had to be mopped and so on. It was a little miracle, no one has dropped dead yet.
When it was only two days until the banquet, they had a little bit f time to breathe. Most of the tasks were fulfilled, there will be another rush the next day but for now, Eijirou could actually work on their other plan.
Mina had gathered some different garments while washing clothes, slowly piling it up. Eijirou didn’t know how she could get away with it, but he suspected the other wash maiden had heard about his ordeal as well and helped out. In fact, probably everybody had heard about it by now, judging by all the knowing looks he got.
Tetsutetsu pulled him aside a few times to give an update, but nothing noteworthy has changed. Nobody has heard any other reason for the banquet to be held but the personal maids are still recounting pleasant encounters with the prince.
So, when Eijirou had the opportunity, he grabbed all the clothes Mina had gathered, shoved the mystical jug into his pocket and sneaked outside, up to the river stream. He knew Mina could help him a lot more but Eijirou wanted to try out some stuff himself. He had relied on his friends so much the last week, he wanted to lift some of their burdens.
He hid behind the trees next to the river, folded out his clothes and smeared some of the substance into his hair. It was strange how the pot never seemed to become emptier. But who was he to question some magical pot of hair dying substance?
The next step was to come up with an acceptable outfit with his limited choices and a new hairstyle.
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The two days after the banquet, Bakugou was just furious. Outstandingly furious. He snapped at everything and everyone, making them stay out of his way altogether. It was better for everyone involved. He was outraged, to be just ditched like that. What was Kirishima thinking who he was? He was just a lowly noble, just recently established and then he ditched him, the prince?
It was both infuriating and humiliating. He knew he wasn’t the most amiable person to ever exist, but he thought that Kirishima didn't mind because, well, he didn’t evade him because of it and could actually hold a conversation without licking the ground he was walking on. It was… nice. To talk to someone without being held to the standards of a prince, to just be a man.
Nevertheless, he ditched him. Just after they had the most exciting sparring fight he had in a long time. Did he do something wrong? Did he say something? Did he insult him by kicking him in the mud? It could be all three possibilities.
After he finally got himself out of his self-pity, Bakugou at first thought about just forgetting about Kirishima. They would probably never meet again. That was okay. He didn’t need him. Then, when he was being dressed by his maids, Bakugou wasn’t sure why but something Kirishima had said popped up in his head, he looked down at the maids, observing their movements, and asked:
“Should I”, the maids’ heads jerked up in alarm as they heard him growling, “stay differently, so you can reach better?” He was one head and a half taller than them and they often had to stretch to their toes to reach his shoulder or even get a stool to stand on. The next few seconds were filled with silence, nobody moving, until Bakugou’s face moved back into his usual scowl.
“Could you”, the maid behind his back quietly piped up, “hold up your arms, your Highness?”
The other maids held their breaths, staring at Bakugou to see his reaction. He nodded sharply and held up his arms as he was asked. The maids exchanged some confused looks but didn’t question his behavior. As they dressed him, the other maids started to request some simple posture changings which he did without complaining. Dressing took less time than usual.
“Thanks.” He mumbled when they hurried out the room and they made their curtsies with small smiles to their faces. Huh.
The next day, he paid attention. To the waiting staff, the errand boys, the servants, the gardeners. And, as Kirishima said, no one paid them any mind, not even half a glance. They just did all the work without complaining, not one hurtful glare against someone who bumped into them or dirtied the hallway just a second after it was cleaned. Maybe, just maybe, there was some truth in what Kirishima had said.
The day after that, he walked inside the chambers of his mother first thing in the morning. He didn’t care that the guards advised against just walking in without announcing himself but he ignored them in Bakugou-fashion. He kicked the door in without knocking, his mother jerking from her bed. His father kept on snoring next to her.
“Mother.” He growled.
“Son.” His mother slowly rose, glaring at him. “What could be so important for my precious son to wake his mother from her well-earned sleep in this manner?”
Bakugou had to bite back some inappropriate remark, biting his lower lip. “I want you to hold a banquet. For me.”
Well, that stunned his mother to silence. “You what?”
He rolled his eyes, hard. She didn’t have to make such deal out of it. Sure, he never ever asked for a social event he had to attend, especially not in his name.
“You heard me. A banquet. Like the monthly thing. Just, make it for internal affairs. Reinforcing the friendship between the castle and the jurisdiction of the Chiba prefecture.”
“Internal—Katsuki, who are you?” His mother grinned at him. “Or is this about a certain red-haired man?”
“I—No!” Bakugou spat. “What the fuck, mom?” He groaned. “I actually act like the prince you always wanted and then you make it about something stupid like that? Just. Do it.” His lips tightened in a straight line. “Please.”
Mitsuki had to blink a few times to register what her son had just said. She knew when to push and when to just shut up, she was the one who raised him, after all.
“Sure thing, Katsuki.”
Bakugou nodded and stormed out her sleeping chambers without saying anything else, seething. That took a lot of his energy. The next days were pretty similar to his usual routine. Classes, sparring, dinner, and lunch. However, since he actually paid attention to their personal, he saw the strained faces, the hectic in their movements and the hurried gestures. It probably wasn’t easy to prepare such a huge banquet on such short notice.
Bakugou actually felt, what audacity his feelings had these days, guilty. Guilty for putting so much pressure on them on top of their usual workload. So, when he happened to overhear some of the servants talking about the menu, what kind of proteins they still needed, he asked them, if it would help if he hunted down a deer.
The looks he got were always like a punch to his gut. Was it really so strange to ask if they needed help? Well, yeah, he answered himself, he never did in the past 19 years he had lived here. Nor knew he about anybody else who did.
That was why he now was riding down the cobblestone path behind the castle walls towards the forest, the royal hunting grounds. The bow was fastened at his saddle for now until he arrived at the forest, a quiver on his belt. Even though there was some pressure of time, Bakugou was relieved to get out of the castle again. He steered his horse down from the paved way and rode towards the small river that streamed parallel to the path towards the forest.
His horse strode leisurely, not stopping but taking its time to walk through the high grass of the riverbed. Bakugou led his view drift into the distance, relaxing for the first time since a few days. A red do next to a cluster of trees drew its attention to him. He squinted and stopped his horse, one hand on the handle of his hunting knife. He silently cursed himself that he didn’t bring his sword, but what good would a sword do at a hunt anyway?
After observing the red dot for a few seconds, Bakugou noticed it was moving just slightly back and forth to the river and back to the trees. It seemed human alright. With a swift motion, he got off his horse and gestured the horse to stay put. They knew each other for long enough so it understood. Bakugou drew his knife and silently sneaked up to the patch of trees, squatting down to get a better view through the branches. And what a view he got.
Kirishima only wore his pants, open at the front. His chest was bare, seeing the dark happy trail from the navel down and Bakugou could finally confirm that he was built. Like a wall. His hair was pulled back into a sloppy ponytail, a few strands framing his face. His mouth was pulled in a frown as he grabbed one of the shirts laying on the ground and put it on. Kirishima tucked the shirt in, tugging on it for good measure and walked towards the river to look at his reflection.
Bakugou felt his face heat up, his heart accelerating its beating. He wasn’t a peeping tom so he put his knife away, stood up straight and cleared his throat.
Kirishima spun around so fast, he almost lost his footing, stumbling violently before catching himself and leveling his eyes on Bakugou. His cheeks rose in color ever so lightly, but Bakugou decided to ignore it for now.
“Y-Your Highness?” Kirishima croaked, fumbling with his clothes, tugging at his hair, a nervous wreck some would say.
“What the fuck are you doing here?” Bakugou crossed his arms. Even if he was in no position to judge, this was still inside the castle walls, somewhere far away for people to see, so why would Kirishima sneak around to try on his clothes?
“I- uhm”, Kirishima stammered, slowly walking towards the shirts that were laying on the ground to obscure Bakugou’s view on them, kicking at them with his heel to gather them up. Bakugou raised his eyebrow at that.
“I was…”, Kirishima looked over his shoulder, biting so hard on his lip Bakugou thought it would draw blood and sighed in defeat. “I was looking for something to wear for the banquet.”
“You’re coming?” Bakugou could just hope he didn’t sound as eager as he felt.
“Well, yeah”, Kirishima shrugged. “Your Highness invited all noble families of the Chiba jurisdiction, would be kinda impolite to not attend, I guess?” The first smile from him finally stretched over his face.
“You’re damn right.” Bakugou scoffed. Then his eyes drove over Kirishima, finally looking at the outfit Kirishima wore. “That looks fucking hideous.”
“What, really?” Kirishima frowned, looking down at himself. “I was pretty confident in this.” Bakugou huffed a small laughter, covering it with a cough. With two big steps, he was right beside Kirishima who looked at him with big eyes. Trying to ignore his gaze on him, Bakugou eyed the different shirts, pants and the two vests. Not exactly the wardrobe of a noble.
“Why for fuck’s sake are you dressing up in the middle of the royal castle walls?” He grumbled. There was no heat in his words, he realized that himself already, just curiosity. Kirishima coughed, scratching his neck. He kneeled down to his shirts, pulling at their hems.
“Well, I”, Kirishima bit his lips. Bakugou subconsciously filed it under a nervous tick. “I don’t have that much to choose from.” He silently said, chuckling dryly. It didn’t fit him. “It’s not much and I have to dress myself. Something Your Highness probably isn’t used to.” A wink at him and Bakugou didn’t know if his cheeks heated up in humiliation or embarrassment.
“Fuck off.” He huffed as he squatted down as well and earned a more earnest chuckle. “At least I know that this shirt”, he jabbed a finger against Kirishima’s firm chest, “doesn’t fit your pants.”
“But the pants are nice, aren’t they?!” Kirishima cried out in mocking despair.
“They are.” Bakugou grunted. He pulled at some of the shirts, eyes going back and forth between the shirts and Kirishima's black pants until they settled on a white shirt with a puffy collar and sleeves. He grabbed it and hold it in front of Kirishima who eyed him curiously.
“Put this on.” He ordered, grabbing for one of the small vests. In the corner of his eye, he could see Kirishima undress before pulling the other shirt over his head. His eyes darted down at his chest for just a second before staring back at the vest in his hands.
“Okay.” Kirishima tugged the hem into his pants, fastening the cords at the frills of his sleeves. Bakugou helped him with his left sleeve and threw the vest in his face. Kirishima chuckled and tucked his arms through the open sleeve holes, butting it up. There were just three buttons, ending just shy under the poof of his collar, accentuating his broad chest just a little more.
“Do I… Does it look good?” Kirishima smiled shyly at him, doing things to his gut. Bakugou nodded once before Kirishima trotted over to the water, examining his reflection. Seemingly pleased, he offered Bakugou a wide grin.
“Thank you!” He beamed at him. Huh, it actually feels nice to hear a thank you for something he did.
“You still didn’t answer why the fuck you’re inside the walls.” Bakugou growled. “Nobody in his right mind would sneak up inside just to play dress up.”
Kirishima looked caught, fumbling with his sleeves. His eyes darted around, looking everywhere but at Bakugou.
“Stop stalling. Just fucking tell me.” He snapped.
“I—”, Kirishima sighed, “I mean no harm, I promise. I can’t… I can’t tell you, I’m sorry.” Bakugou’s eyes narrowed down at him but couldn’t find any sign that indicated he was lying or wanted to deceive him in any way. He scoffed.
“Suit your-fucking-self.”
Kirishima threw him another apologetic smile. “Thanks.”
An awkward silence stretched between them, making both of them uncomfortable. Bakugou glared at the ground, stuffing down the slight pricking feeling in his chest.
“So”, Kirishima walked up to him, “what are you doing here?” Bakugou threw a glance over his shoulder to see his horse grassing right where he left him.
“On my way to hunt.”
“Oh!” Kirishima exclaimed, clapping his hands. “For the banquet?” He nodded.
“Anything in particular? Deer? Boar?”
“Deer. Probably.”
“Mhm”, Kirishima hummed. “I wonder how it’ll taste?” he mumbled. Bakugou wasn’t sure if it was meant for him to hear but he huffed, nonetheless.
“Like fucking deer. I don’t think deer tastes differently in other prefectures.” Kirishima threw him an unreadable glance.
“Well, I’m gonna find out anyway, huh?” Kirishima smiled at him.
“You want to come with me?” They blinked at each other before Bakugou’s brain caught up with his mouth. He coughed, taking a step back.
“Forget tha—“ – “Sure.” They spoke at the same time. Bakugou’s gaze shot up, meeting Kirishima’s, cheeks slightly reddened.
“Ah, but I don’t really know how to hunt, so I won’t be of any help.” Kirishima scratched his cheek. “Sorry.”
Bakugou huffed. “I’m more than capable enough. Just don’t scare it away.” He turned around on his heels, not looking if Kirishima followed him, only hearing his footsteps falling in line behind him. He took the reins of his horse again when they reached it and climbed into his saddle again. He stepped out of the stirrup iron on Kirishima’s side and threw him an awaiting glance.
Kirishima hesitated only for a second, taking a step forward and grabbing the hand Bakugou offered. It was warm. Kirishima put one foot in the stirrup and with a little effort, Bakugou pulled him up. Kirishima slid behind him in his saddle, his back flushed against Kirishima’s chest. He hoped Kirishima wouldn’t notice how hard his heart was hammering in his chest.
Bakugou steered his horse back on track and silently they rode towards the forest. Kirishima’s breath tickled against his neck, sometimes his ear whenever he turned his head to look around, gasping voiceless at the view or an animal or whatever he deemed interesting. Bakugou tried really hard to focus on his environment, but that proved really hard with Kirishima literally all around him. His breath and voice surrounding his head, his arms pulled lightly around his waist, their torso’s and thighs pressed against each other.
“There.” Kirishima mumbled softly into his ear. Bakugou could feel the tips of his ears burn, just where he felt Kirishima’s breath. He pointed carefully between two trees and when Bakugou followed his line of sight, he saw a deer, antlers growing high above his head.
Ever so slowly, Bakugou reached for his bow, stroking over Kirishima’s thigh with the motion, pulling out an arrow with his other hand. His motions were slow but without hesitation, assertive. He drew his arrow, aimed with one eye closed, feeling Kirishima’s chest rising against his back. Their breathing was in synch, he felt Kirishima exhaling by his chest flattening and let go of his arrow.
The arrowhead shot through the branches right above the deer’s front legs through his ribs, killing it instantly. Kirishima gasped again.
“Amazing.” His grip tightened around Bakugou’s waist.
“I fucking know”, he grumbled more out of reflex. He fastened his bow back on the saddle and galloped over to their prey. He slid down from the saddle, landing on the ground with a soft thud and kneed down. Pulling out his knife, he heard Kirishima land behind him, and slit his knife through the deer’s throat to let it bleed out.
“We let it bleed out and then the kitchen staff will take care of the rest.” He explained without being asked to, seeing Kirishima nod next to him.
“You never skin and gut it yourself?”
“What? No. It’s all dirty and gross.”
Kirishima laughed airily. “Well, I think, if you want to eat something you have to go through the whole process.”
“But you never fucking hunted yourself. So, you don’t actually deserve to eat deer yourself.” Bakugou shot back. Kirishima didn’t say anything, just held his hand open for the knife. Groaning at himself, finally catching up what was going on, he handed Kirishima the knife. For someone who was praised to be a genius he sometimes was a little dense.
“You never ate deer before.” He answered himself quietly. Kirishima hummed and began to hold up the knife before stopping.
“What now?” Bakugou rolled his eyes.
“My clothes!” Kirishima put the knife down and stripped off his vest and shirt with deft fingers. His skin was slightly flushed as he kneeled back down, grabbing for the knife again. He set the knife at the bottom of the deer’s throat, Bakugou could see Kirishima’s muscles tense up as he pulled the knife from left to right in one firm stroke.
Immediately, all innards fell out. Fortunately, it already bled out enough from its throat so not too much blood came out through the cut. Kirishima wiped the Knife on the grass to get the excess blood off from it and then grabbed at intestines and stomach and whatnot. He just grabbed it with his bare hands. Bakugou stared at him as if he wasn’t human.
“You… you just do that?”
Kirishima blinked at him. “Why not?”
“Because—” Bakugou stopped himself. Because it’s the servants’ job, was what he wanted to say but knowing Kirishima well enough, he would insult him with this thinking. He nodded, took a deep breath and watched Kirishima gutting the deer. After a short while, Kirishima began to explain what he was doing. He couldn’t name much of the anatomy of the deer, Bakugou filled these blanks, but had extensive knowledge about the right procedure to prepare a deer to be cooked.
It took them about half an hour to get all its intestines properly wrapped up, another half an hour to skin it, and then strapped the deer on the back of Bakugou’s horse. They opted to walk beside the horse, Kirishima said to have an eye on the deer so it wouldn’t slide down but Bakugou understood that he didn’t want to strain his horse too much with two grown men and a deer on its back. No way, he would ride then.
Bakugou had taken Kirishima’s clothes and held onto it for now since Kirishima’s arms were still dipped in blood right up to his elbows. After exiting the forest, Bakugou steered them back to the river and Kirishima could wash his arms. When he emerged from the water and strutted over to him, asking silently for his clothes, Bakugou had to force himself to give it back to him, he had to admit.
“Thank you, Ba- Your Highness.” Kirishima snapped his eyes to the ground as he stumbled over his words, pulling the shirt over his head. Bakugou squinted his eyes at him but let it slide. He crossed his arms and waited.
“No, really, thank you.” Kirishima said again. “For, you know, taking me with you and”, he gestured at himself, “helping me out.”
Bakugou huffed and pulled himself back into the saddle. “Whatever.”
Kirishima beamed at him. “See you at the banquet.”
“You better will.” He steered his horse back to the cobbled path, hitting its flanks with his heels and galloped back to the castle before he could look back.
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Eijirou stood at the river as long as he could see the prince ride away. At the same time, he wished for Bakugou to turn around and to just ride away as fast as he could. Bakugou took the decision from him as he galloped away. He let out a breath he didn’t know he held in.
He squatted down, hands to his face a made a noise between a squeal and a giggle. No, this couldn’t be happening. No. Nope. Eijirou walked up to the patch of trees, grabbed all the clothes and, finally, ran all the way back. He already took long enough as it was. He ignored all the looks he got and was relieved he could say his red face was because of the running.
He slid into his chamber and stuffed the clothes under his bed, changing out of his current outfit. He put on his simple linen clothing, pulled his headband around his red hair and ran all the way back to the kitchen and asked for something, anything to do. He needed to be distracted.
After tackling every possible assignment, Eijirou made his way back to their chambers when it was already late. He stumbled into the room, trying to be as quiet as possible but as soon as the door swung open, his friends were on their feet, lighting a candle.
“What happened?!” They all whispered loudly in unison.
“I—” Kirishima stuttered. His brain provided him instantly with his memories of today’s afternoon, Bakugou’s eyes constantly roaming over his own naked chest, his body pressed against him, brushing against each other with every step the horse had taken. His face flushed unbelievable hot.
“You met the prince, haven’t you?” Mina gave him a knowing look, receiving nothing but a nod in confirmation. His friends high fived each other.
“Guys”, Eijirou whined, “that’s not something to celebrate. I will only meet him once again and then never again. This just makes everything”, he huffed in annoyance, “more complicated.”
His friends followed him with his eyes as he prepared for bed, exchanging glanced.
“What do you mean?” Denki asked.
Eijirou’s shoulders tensed before falling down. “You know what I mean.” He shook his head. “Alright, let’s talk hypothetically.” He sat down on his bed, his friends following suit. “Hypothetically, I like him. And he liked me. We met at the banquet, becoming even better friends. Yeah, well, surprise I have to move to another country, so see you never again.” He groaned. “This will just… suck.”
“And if you just, I don’t know, play along for a little longer?” Mina asked quietly.
“Deceiving him? Playing someone, I am not? Yeah, great. And either it will suck even more when we have to stop seeing each other or he’ll find out eventually and take it upon himself to stab me to death. I don’t want to…”, he clenched his jaw, “I don’t want to lie to him anymore. I mean, hypothetically, if I liked him, lying to the person you like is just not right.” Eijirou fell backward onto his pillow, both arms spread to his sides, bumping against the wall with his knuckles.
“Just two more days.” He mumbled into the almost darkness. His friends stayed silent. There wasn’t anything they could say because deep down, they knew Eijirou was right. There was no possible solution that a prince and a servant could ever be friends, let alone anything else.
Eijirou tried not to think about the upcoming banquet too hard for the next days but that was kind of impossible since every waking second he was reminded that it was happening due to all the assignments their wing was flooded with. The day before the banquet was especially brutal. Some of the guests had already arrived and demanded attention on top of preparing for the event. Eijirou still was grateful, working and running around at least occupied his brain well enough to actually think about that he would be attending as well.
Well, until it was finally was the day of the banquet. His thoughts caught up with the impending task at hand and made him jittery. His hands trembled, his mind wandered. What he couldn’t really grasp was, was it just anticipation acting as a noble or did he, as a matter of fact, not want to part ways with the prince? He didn’t know and, to be honest, he didn’t want to know.
When it was finally time to get ready, all the other servants ushered him out of the kitchen, encouraging to do whatever he wanted, with a wink, that they could handle the rest. With a heavy sigh, he left for his chambers where Mina was already waiting for him.
“Wow, you look like you’re on the way to a funeral.” She smacked his back. “Cheer up, you’re gonna see your prince tonight.” She chuckled with a knowing look.
“He is not my prince”, he grumbled in response but, oh no, did he want him to be his? Shaking his head, he banished the thought as soon as it came up and pulled out the clothes he prepared for tonight. Mina helped him dress, to give a few knowing tucks so it framed his body just the right way.
Eijirou had already smeared some of the substance into his air before he went to bed last night, not entirely sure how much time he would have for getting ready. Turned out, enough time.
“Sit”, Mina ushered him to sit on the floor in front of the bed, sitting down behind him. She brushed his hair with a broken comb and started to part his hair. Slowly she started to braid different wisps of hair on the side until it united in the middle of the back of his head and became one thicker braided tail, which was slightly raised with a black bow. The end of the ponytail was fastened with a thin black strand.
Eijirou carefully drove his hand over his hair, feeling the tight strands and when Mina handed him her mirror, he let out a tiny gasp.
“Mina!” He turned his head from one side to the other, a few shorter strands on his forehead bobbing with the motion, and his smile grew. “That looks amazing! Thank you!” He turned around fully and pulled her in a firm embrace. Mina laughed into his shoulder.
“It’s not difficult to make a pretty person pretty.” She tightened her hold for a second before they both let go. “Eijirou”, she tugged at his frilly collar, stroking over his vest.
“I want you to know, that we will be on your side. Whatever will happen, whatever your decision will be.”
Eijirou nodded, trying not to cry on the spot. Mina patted his cheek. “You still have time to cry. As soon as I’m finished with you I won’t let you.”
“Mina!” Eijirou wailed, again, pressing his face into her chest. She patted his hair and hushed him.
“Don’t worry, we’ve got you.”
He nodded, took in a deep breath and sat up again. “Alright.” Mina grabbed some of the make-up utensils she could gather over the span of last week with the help of other maids and started to apply some powder on his cheeks, drew a fine line on the wing of his eyelids with charcoal and dabbed some red substance onto his lips, making them even rosier than they were anyway.
“Perfect.” Mina admired her own work.
Eijirou took his time to mentally prepare himself, just staring at the wall of their chamber, Mina at his side, holding his hand. They went through the plan often enough he could recite it by heart. In hindsight, he was grateful for Tetsutetsu to get all the other servants on board with this over the top stupid plan. It took some pressure off his shoulder, especially, since the servant who was announcing the guests was as excited as everybody else and could play the part, so he didn’t have to sneak in again. Particularly, because this is an event hosted for his apparent home prefecture and it would seem pretty odd that he had to sneak in for that.
Come in, eat and drink something, tell Bakugou he needed to leave the country because he was promised some young maiden in a far away state and then leave. Easy enough.
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Bakugou was in high spirit in the past few days. High spirit meant, he didn’t snap at everything and some of his heat left his voice, but rarely someone noticed. Still, Bakugou could feel a little change in his mood. Was it because of the little trip with Kirishima? Probably. But he wouldn’t admit to that out loud.
He noticed a difference in how he was treated by the servants as well as much as he treated them differently. Not that he thanked them for everything they did, it was still their job, but he at least acknowledged their existence, gave them a short nod when, for example, one of them brought him a snack or he saw maids dusting off the busts in the hallway. Which made them a little less… afraid of him, Bakugou dared to say. He didn’t think it was bad to be afraid of him, it meant respect. But somehow, being asked by his staff if he liked his tea rather with one or two spoons of sugar instead of just needed to be told how he wanted it, felt something akin to trust to him.
Trust with the people he wanted to lead.
“Did something good happen, Your Highness?”
Aizawa pulled him out of thoughts. He didn’t listen for the past few minutes, he assumed. Blinking the thoughts away, Bakugou wore his usual scowl etched on his face.
“The fuck you want?”
Unfazed, Aizawa turned back two pages and sighed. “Just asking. I thought for a second there, you were smiling. Must be a trick of my mind.”
“Damn sure it was.” Bakugou snapped but turned his face down to the desk. Just in case. There was no way, such stupid, sappy thoughts would make him smile. Fortunately for him, Aizawa didn’t care much about his current mental state and continued or rather repeated his lecture about the Chiba prefecture. Bakugou was making sure he knew about each and everything of the regions so he could host the best banquet they had ever attended.
Time flew by, the day filled with his usual routine of lecture, lunch, greeting some of the early guests and getting ready for the banquet. He noticed as the maids dressed him that they were a little more fidgeting, suppressed smiles here and there. He didn’t stoop so low as to ask what was that all about even if his curiosity was stretched to its limit. Instead, he looked at his reflection in the wide mirror, tucking at his collar and sleeves to make himself more comfortable, and thought about someone he might, he better be, meet this evening.
Kirishima was a mystery to him. Starting by his appearance, what noble did have red hair? And it looked natural, he couldn’t really be at fault but he could try to get some hair masks or whatever, so it wouldn't be that red. But it matched his eye color which was satisfying. And of course, the main reason he was such a mystery was his demeanor toward nobility. There was leisure in his speech, his gestures, his being he wasn’t used to in a noble. Which was refreshing. He felt like talking to a human being and not someone who recited the usual pleasantries. Especially, he felt he could talk to him freely. Because or Kirishima’s leisure he didn’t feel like Kirishima forced himself to speak with him or to kiss his ass, just, he was honest.
He wanted to know the secrets Kirishima harbored. There was something he didn’t tell him, obviously, and it felt like a challenge. Was he worthy enough to encode this enigma called Kirishima Eijirou?
His feet brought him to the ballroom, he nodded toward the servants opening the door and received small bows, and entered the room which was slowly filled with attendees. Automatically, his eyes scanned the crowd for a specific redhead but didn’t find anything. He tried to ignore the disappointment in his chest. Taking in a deep breath he made his way to the side of his mother, greeting everyone who stopped him.
Whenever the door opened, his head jerked up, squinting at the people coming in and whenever it was not a specific red-haired man, his scowl grew deeper.
“What made you so peeved, my dear son?” His mother nudged him with her elbow, pushing it deep between his ribs and he suppressed a wince.
“Shut up. Nothing.”
“Hum.” She hummed, grin growing a little wider, a little wickeder. “Awaiting someone?” Bakugou narrowed his eyes on her and clicked his tongue.
“Why would I? Just waiting for everybody to arrive to eat, I’m starving.”
“You sure, you aren’t thirsty?”
Bakugou chocked on his own spit and spun around. “Mother—” but before he could finish his sentence, the door opened again and his ears heard the quiet announcement.
“Sir Kirishima Eijirou, first and only son of Lady Kirishima Tomoya.”
Bakugou’s voice died in his throat as he looked up to Kirishima walking through the doors, wearing the outfit he put together for him and an elaborate hairstyle. Maybe it was the chandelier or the lightning overall but to him, it looked like Kirishima was glowing.
He didn’t hear what his mother said to him, just walking right up to Kirishima who was already getting attention by other bystanders. He pushed through them until he was right in front of him.
“Finally decided to show up, dumbwhit?” He crossed his arms, taking a quick once over glance at Kirishima before settling on the small smile that appeared on his face.
“Aw, did Your Highness miss me?”
“You fucking wish.” His fist shot out against the other’s shoulder earning a small grunt, but it turned into a chuckle. Kirishima rubbed at his shoulder and shook his head.
“Need  to work on my reflexes so I can kick you’re a—to win fair and square.” He coughed and scratched his cheek.
“Why the fuck do you think I care about your wording?” As if caught, Kirishima’s eyes shot open, blinking.
“Uh, I…”, his hand traveled to his neck, rubbing at it, “I mean, you’re still the prince and I’m far beneath you, so”, he shrugged as he trailed off, eyes looking up at him sheepishly. “Do you… don’t want me to?”
Bakugou glared at him with a small grunt and shrugged. “It’s whatever. I don’t care.” Kirishima hummed, leaning over a little.
“Then, Your Highness, please let me kick your ass next time we spar.” Bakugou’s eyes narrowed down on Kirishima’s beaming smile and shoved his shoulder at him.
“Big words for someone who couldn’t even get one hit in.”
“I almost had you… that one time, I think.”
Bakugou chuckled ever so lightly at the contemplating look on Kirishima’s face. “You and thinking? I highly doubt that.” When their eyes locked, his heart stuttered for just a second when he saw the tiny, yet warm smile meant for him.
“So, you do can laugh.”
“Fuck off!” Bakugou shoved at him again but Kirishima was laughing wholeheartedly already.
For the next hour, they kept on bantering, trying to one-up each other for their next sparring session and walked around the room. Bakugou had to stop every now and then to hold an obliging conversation with which he really could live without. His eyes always trailed off to his side, where Kirishima was apparently glued to him, never really leaving him but not chiming in in the conversation. Afterward, when they were alone again, Bakugou listed off some trivial information of the noble they were talking to. Not to impress Kirishima or anything.
Then, a small bell was rung, and his mother invited their guests to join her at the dinner table. Bakugou made a face and lead Kirishima to the table, scanning it for Kirishima’s name badge and was pleasantly surprised to find him seated directly at his side. Whoever decided their seating order needed to be thanked. He almost pulled out the chair to offer it to Kirishima but could stop himself in time. Instead, he sat down on his own chair, registering by the movement next to him that Kirishima sat down as well.
“Do you know what will be served?” Kirishima leaned in and whispered to Bakugou. He just shrugged.
“Probably the same as always. Soup, fish, meat, dessert.” Pushing his lips up a little higher in a scowl. “Always the same.”
Kirishima tilted his head at that. “You… don’t like having four different courses?” Bakugou rolled his eyes and groaned.
“No, Shitty-shima, I don’t like having the same four courses every damn day. I thought we have top chefs who like to experiment and give us something to look forward to and not this bland shit, every day.”
His mother cleared her throat and shot him a meaningful glare which he answered in the same manner. She rolled her eyes and stood up, all conversations died down.
“My honored guests, it is my pleasure to welcome you at our home.” She raised her glass. “It is not only a joy for me to see you come from a faraway place to strengthen our bonds but, as well, that my son takes it upon himself to fight for these bonds.”
He scuffed under his breath but Kirishima nudged his knee under the table, nodding at him with a smile.
“So, thank you, my dear son, Katsuki, to present us this opportunity. Would you like to say something yourself to our guests?”
‘No’ was the first thing he wanted to say but clenched his jaw to not blurt it out. His eyes found Kirishima’s and he sighed. He stood up with a glass in his hand, looking them all over once.
“Thank you for following my invitation when I reached out for you. It is a great honor to have you all assembled in these halls and I hope to nourish our relationship with newly found friends and allies.” His expression turned a little sour. He hated speaking as if he had a stick up his ass. “Then, let’s toast to our friends and eat to our heart’s desire, I’m fucking starving.” He down his glass and sat down.
Kirishima was the first to break the stunned silence with a laugh and the others followed suit. Pleased by himself, Bakugou gave his mother a courteous nod who in turn fixed him with a knowing look in her eyes, dancing between him and Kirishima. He chose to ignore that and turned his attention back to Kirishima who was beaming at the soup that was brought in.
“That looks delicious!” He gasped as a bowl was put in front of him.
“It’s fucking soup.”
“Yeah, well, Your Highness, even ‘fucking soup’ can taste pretty good!” Kirishima mimicked his words with the same grumpy expression, Bakugou assumed he was wearing right now and kicked Kirishima under the table, earning a snicker.
It was fascinating to watch Kirishima eat a simple potato soup as if it was some blessed meal. His face beamed with every spoonful, humming every other bite and when he wiped his bowl clean with the slice of bread, it was pure bliss on his face. It was fucking soup. And yet, it made Bakugou enjoy his own soup a little more, admitting that it, in fact, did taste pretty good.
When the fish was served, Bakugou witnessed a rather peculiar situation. He was just quipping back in forth with his parents, when he out of the corner of his eye saw that Kirishima was grabbing for the wrong knife regarding eating fish. When he was about to say something, Kirishima locked eyes with the servant on the other side of the table. They shook their head so lightly, it was only visible if you look for it. Kirishima then moved his hand to the next, another shake and when he touched the right knife, he got a nod. They exchanged a subtle smile and the servant was gone.
As if nothing had happened, Kirishima turned back to Bakugou, grinning at him.
“Do you know which fish will be served?”
Still a little dumbfounded what he just witnessed, Bakugou shook his head. “Fish.” He deadpanned. Kirishima chuckled at him.
“I sure hope it is fish since it is the fish course. Man”, his eyes grew distant, “if that’s all it takes to be a prince, I have a pretty good chance to become one myself.”
That earned him, at the same time, a hard kick under the table and a chuckle from the queen. Kirishima’s quiet yelp was accompanied by his flashing cheeks as he shot a glance towards the queen. A shy smile formed on his lips.
“This is Sir Kirishima Eijirou from whom I’ve heard a lot recently, isn’t he?” The queen asked between bites.
“Y-yes, Your Majesty.” Kirishima bowed his head slightly and Bakugou could see him fumble, apparently undecided if he was allowed to continue eating or waiting for some conversation. He rolled his eyes and nudged his knee, nodding at his fish. Relief washed over Kirishima as he took the next bite.
“I haven’t seen Katsuki hold such a long conversation in a long time without chasing the other party away. What’s your secret?”
Kirishima snorted slightly but shook his head. “No secret, Your Majesty. Just honest… I like the way he is.” Another smile, almost fond, formed on his lips and a bit of fish fell from Bakugou’s fork as he stopped it right before his mouth. Ignoring the heat forming on his cheeks he bit down hard on his fork.
His mother just laughed. “Oh, dear Sir, that is truly fascinating. Do tell, what is it you like about my son?”
“Mother!” Bakugou almost shouted, heads turning to see what the commotion was about. Bakugou glared at his mother, having a silent conversation with his eyes alone. Which Mitsuki choose to ignore.
“What is it, Katsuki? I just thought it was nice to know about redeeming qualities you have I’m not aware of.” Her smile stretched on his face, every inch of it smug.
“Oh, is it so hard to believe someone likes the son you raised? That is really reassuring.” Bakugou snapped with fake hurt, lashing his anger out on his fish. The queen waited for another second before bursting out in a fit of laughter, dispersing the heavy atmosphere that had formed. Bakugou grumbled.
Kirishima touched his elbow with his own, searching for his eyes. He glanced over, pursing his lips. Slightly leaning forward, Kirishima held their gaze and whispered.
“For what it’s worth, I like how determined you are, among other things.” He had the audacity to wink at him. Bakugou felt another wave of heat rising up his face but also in his chest, tightening around his lungs. He grunted in response.
When they were finished with the fish, Kirishima leaned over again. His eyes were cast down, his fingers twitching at his napkin.
“I—Can we talk after dinner? There is something I have to tell you.”
Bakugou’s eyes narrowed. “Why not tell me fucking now?”
Kirishima shook his head, a sad smile on his lips he didn’t like one bit. “We should talk… in private.” Bakugou rolled his eyes but nodded.
“Whatever.” Whatever, indeed. It wasn’t important that his heart clenched by the sorrowful look Kirishima wore or that he held his breath when he thought about what Kirishima had to tell him in private.
When the meat course was served, his mother raised her glass again. “I want to thank my son since he was the one who shot the deer for us today.”
Quiet ‘oh’s and ‘ah’s were uttered.
“Kirishima helped.” Bakugou grumbled. His mother raised her eyebrows, tilting her head.
“Oh? I wasn’t aware of that. Of course, thank you, Sir Kirishima, as well. How come?”
“I—” Kirishima’s eyes widened and Bakugou saw him looking over to him in search for help.
“We just kinda ran into each other. And since I was on my way I just invited him to tag along. He was the one who—” Kirishima stepped on his foot and shook his head almost undetectable. Bakugou stumbled a little over his words and glared at him.
“We both took it down.” He said in the end. His mother nodded again, forming polite conversation with the person next to his father, throwing Bakugou a meaningful look. But Bakugou had already turned his head to Kirishima.
“What the fuck was that about?” He hissed. Kirishima shrugged at him noncommittally.
“I don’t want people to know.” It was rather formed a question as he raised his voice at the end. Bakugou pinched his nose with two fingers, taking a few deep breaths. Why in the world was he keeping up with this? There was no logical reason and he was well aware of that fact, making it even more frustrating to him. Glancing back to Kirishima and seeing him savoring the meat, however, he decided it didn’t matter really that much that he knew why.
“Are all banquets like that?” Kirishima asked in between bites.
Bakugou finally started eating as well. “Mostly. It’s literally a banquet, dumbass.” He scowled at Kirishima’s chuckle. “Sometimes there are dances, though.”
“Dances?” Kirishima beamed at him. “Aw, man, that would have been great.”
“What, you like dances?” Bakugou perked one eyebrow up. “Don’t look like one to dance.”
Kirishima shrugged. “I… don’t actually. I mean, I don’t know how”, lowering his voice Kirishima poked at his meat, “but I wanted to attend a formal dance for so long, you know. Preferable after I learned how to dance.” Another chuckle.
Bakugou eyed him for a second, an idea forming inside his head and before he could stop himself, he said: “I could teach you.”
Kirishima’s head jerked up, staring at him with glistening eyes. “You would?”
“Idiot”, Bakugou cleared his throat, chewing the rest of his meat in his mouth, “that’s what I said, didn’t I?” He fixed his eyes back on the plate since he couldn’t bear looking further at Kirishima’s blinding smile. A few seconds went by without Kirishima answering so he chanced another glance.
Kirishima separated the vegetables from his meat with his fork, poking at it absentmindedly. His smile was already dropped and Bakugou felt his chest tighten, again. Should he see his physician about this?
“Got a problem with that?” he snapped instead.
“Huh?” Kirishima blinked up at him. “No! No, not at all. It’s just…” he bit his lip, avoiding his gaze. “I’ll tell you later, okay?”
“What’s with all that—” – “So, Sir Kirishima”, his mother interrupted him mid-sentence and he had to count from 10 backward to no yell at her.
“Why didn’t your mother come to join us today? I would have thought, she would be delighted as a recently declared Lady?” She took a long sip, fixing Kirishima in his seat with her eyes.
“Y-yes, Your Majesty.” Kirishima voice sounded raspy. “She extends her thanks for the invitation, however, she couldn’t make it because of her health.”
“Oh, dear. I hope she will get better soon.” Bakugou’s mother held a hand to her chest, shaking her head. “I hope she can join us for the next banquet. I’d like to meet the woman who raised such a good boy.”
“To see how it’s actually done?” Bakugou finally quipped. He wasn’t to let it slide that she kept interrupting him and made a fool out of him. His mother shot him a glare.
“For you to see how to treat a mother right, my dear son.”
He heard Kirishima stifle a laugh next to him, so he jerked his head around. “You fucker like laughing about me?”
“N-no”, he grinned, holding a hand up in front of his mouth, “it’s just… I’m happy to see you’re having such a good relationship with your mother.”
“Wha—Where did you get that idea from?!” Bakugou blinked at him incredulously. Kirishima leaned back against his chair, humming.
“Well, you can only really banter like this with someone you actually care about, don’t you?” A fond smile spread over his face. Did he wear make-up? Bakugou noticed the thin black line on his eyelid, giving his eyes a more edged shape. And before, he thought Kirishima looked a little pale, but now he saw the rosy cheeks shimmer through the face powder.
He grabbed his glass and took a long sip, whipping the excess wine away with the back of his hand.
“My old hag and I aren’t—” he couldn’t finish his sentence, as the giant clock on the wall struck 12, the first bell ringing through the hall. Rolling his eyes, Bakugou waited for the next beat to continue but he noticed Kirishima freezing up beside him, his eyes wide.
“It’s already midnight?” he barely breathed.
“Huh? Yeah. We started dinner rather late because of those stupid late runners.” He shrugged and picked up the last piece of meat with his fork.
“I have to go.” Kirishima almost threw down his cutlery, standing up with a screeching chair. Bakugou almost choked on his own spit and whipped his head around.
“What? Why?” He snapped. But Kirishima had already pushed the chair back far enough and took a step back.
“I… I am so, so sorry. I need to go. See you later, Baku—Your Highness!” And with that, he jolted around and started running. Bakugou wheezed. Not again. Kirishima would not ditch him again. With a sharp push, he stood up from his chair, on foot already planted firmly on the ground to give him leverage. He thrust forward only to collide with a servant who suddenly appeared from the side.
Bakugou toppled over with the person but could retain from falling down by rolling over his shoulder. The tray flew high up, falling down with a loud clatter, and dishes shattering on the ground. The servant held his side but was already kneeling down on both knees, head almost touching the ground.
“I am incredibly sorry. Please, forgive me, Your Highness.” Their voice quivered slightly and Bakugou clicked his tongue, growling under his breath. He punched the ground with his fist, flinching just barely at the pain.
Kirishima was gone. Fucking again.
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sirinthebird · 5 years
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2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
Second prompt and now my third work for the drabble challenge. Join me on the quest of “How ridiculous can the plot possibly get?” 
Hope you enjoy!
Among many other revelations about his personality that Bakugou had throughout the years one of the most outstanding was that he was an adventurer in every way. Countless hours of critical reflection and self-understanding brought him to an amusing conclusion: battlefield was not the only place where his creative mind let itself loose. Bakugou was even more ecstatic when he found out that Kirishima would usually follow along with his urges. Bakugou thought that it’s more fun to do new stuff together; Kirishima thought Bakugou needed adult supervision.
When an idea came over him Bakugou turned into a tornado of frantic action, while Kirishima resorted to foreshadowing, or fixing, the damage and trying to not encourage his loved one too much. This almost comical personality swap lasted until Bakugou satisfies his curiosity and turns into his usual responsible self.
This is the precise explanation of how Kirishima found himself sitting on the kitchen chair, motionless like a statue as per Bakugous instructions, under the brightest lamp there is in their entire apartment. Bakugou seriously debated ripping a neon lamp out of their bathroom ceiling but that catastrophe was averted thanks to Kirishima’s superpower of Bakugoutaming.
Kirishima was uncomfortable as hell, his left butt cheek was itchy, and his thigh was going numb, but he was left to silently suffer while Bakugou was laser-focused on applying eyeliner on his partners left eyelid.
“Why did I ever agree to this?” Kirishima mutters half-slurred so that his face doesn’t move too much.
“Because you love me,” Bakugou says matter-of-factly. “And because I think you would look good with makeup on. Remember what Black eyes said about your eyes one time?”
“First of all, I do. Second of all, when exactly? We spent three years in UA together with her, and we are still very much in contact.” Kirishima wants to roll his eyes but it would probably just make his suffering last longer. He suddenly feels itchy for any movement whatsoever and takes a slow deep breath to cope with the feeling.
“When she said your eyes are a pretty almond shape,” Bakugou replies, feeling impatient. “Well, I thought some eyeliner would do your pretty eyes some fucking justice.”
“That was in the second year if I remember correctly,” There is a very cheeky grin on Kirishima’s face now. “Remembering this comment after so long. Were you maybe jealous?” Kirishima wiggles his eyebrows as best as he can.
“Bullshit,” Bakugou declares, obviously trying to brush the comment off, but his splotchy blush speaks for itself and Kirishima’s chest feels warm. “Now sit still, I’m almost done.”
“The limits of your “almost” have not been set, Katsuki,” Kirishima grumbles at Bakugou’s back as he disappears in the hallway. Kirishima finally has time to stretch his numb limbs and he catches a glimpse of a wall mirror while he’s busy stretching out his triceps. He couldn’t help himself, obviously, he wants to see what kind of fruit Bakugou’s efforts have borne. Kirishima takes his new look in, angling his face towards and away from the source of light and he kind of sees what it’s all about. He can’t help but admit that eyeliner does look good on him, and Bakugou was right, just like usual. He also can’t help but feel happy and proud of Bakugou in a way, because he was so patient, and he took the time, and he did it so damn well. Just like everything that he does. Kirishima has learned a long time ago to feel pride rather than a pang of jealousy upon witnessing another perfectly executed work of Bakugou Katsuki.
“Hey, what are you doing? I’m not done yet!” Bakugou’s voice sounds so close that Kirishima has a fleeting thought that his reflexes are getting stale. Kirishima takes his rightful place on the chair and the adventure continues. Kirishima fully expects Bakugou to take out eyeshadow or mascara but the blond just smirks, full of mischief, and takes out a tiny box.
“Close your eyes!” Bakugou commands before Kirishima can have a good look on the box. With his eyes closed, he feels way to vulnerable for his liking with Bakugou holding and having an intention of using an undefined object. Several noises of frustration from his partner later Kirishima feel something touch his eyelid right at the roots of his lashes. It doesn’t feel like anything really, apart from pressing quiet heavily on his lashes. Soon, the other eye receives the same treatment. The weird pressing feeling on his lashes has doubled now, but it’s nothing unbearable.
“All done, Ei! Open your eyes,” Bakugou sounds triumphant. Kirishima is reasonably suspicious, but he does what he is told with no better thing to do in his position. He is immediately ten times more uncomfortable and the pressing feeling is much worse. His vision is cloudy and a bit doubled and his eyes start to water. Before he can pull himself together and react, he can see a distorted shape of Bakugous phone in front of his face. The bastard is taking pictures either to laugh at him or to remember his gorgeous look with his face full of unspoken suffering forever, and it better be the latter.      
“How do you feel? Like a new person?” Bakugou enquires in a news reporter’s tone, observing his partner like a proud creator.
“No, NO, I barely feel like seeing person, Katsuki, take these torture devices OFF ME NOW!” Kirishima couldn’t see clearly and his eyes sting so much that the tears are starting to gather in the corners of his eyes.  
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore,” Bakugou says, quickly ripping the falsies off of Kirishima’s eyes and holding them up carefully like dangerous explosives.
“Oh thank fuck” Kirishima exhales with feeling, rubbing his eyes viciously.
“Hey, you’re smudging it, Ei! Anyway, I still have some pictures,” Bakugou takes his phone out again and holds it in front of Kirishima’s face again for him to look. “You look beautiful. Black eyes was right. Your eyes are gorgeous, Eijirou.” Bakugou’s voice is soft and warm and Kirishima peeks over his knuckles to look at the pictures too. He does look a bit disoriented, but thankfully the pictures do not reflect the amount of discomfort he was feeling, so they turned out fine. The fake eyelashes, that’s what those torture devices were, look pretty decent, actually, but with them on Kirishima feels like he doesn’t quite look like himself.
“It looks better without them, though, more like you,” Bakugou voices Kirishima’s thoughts. “But still gorgeous. Sorry for them, by the way. I’ll make it up to you,” Bakugou leans in and kisses Kirishima’s cheek, soft and sweet and full of unspoken feeling, so Kirishima relents and moves his hands away so Bakugou can kiss him properly. They part silently, just resting their foreheads together.
“I love you,” Bakugou says softly, “And also, I’m posting the pics in the group chat. The world has to see your beauty,” Bakugou leans back suddenly, a shit-eating grin plastered on his face.
“You are NOT!” Kirishima jumps from the chair, already imagining the wave of 200+ messages he is about to receive from the squad.
“Watch me,” Bakugou drops over his shoulder, already sprinting towards their bedroom, phone in hand.
Kirishima has no other option than to chase after him.  
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Please imagine me just delivering these on a platter to ur sickbed: akira, minako, ochako, iida, (tries to think of a marvel comic person) uhh flash
thank you, thank you. who needs cough medicine when you have shipping.
(edit: i’m 99% healthy. it took me that long to finish this mess.)
AKIRA: okay, i think i remember telling you how i was pretty chill with akira ships. like, if done right, i don’t mind any of them, except for futaba (because they’re siblings, fu). besides our collective issues with atlus and their inability to not be weird when it comes to the girls. also, i feel like what makes the p5 kids feel the most like actual friends is also what makes it harder for me to fully invest in any individual dynamic - they all meet throughout the course of the game (even ann and ryuji aren’t close friends beforehand, and there’s definitely no drama between them) and they help each other heal and get past their abusers so that they can have a fresh start and feel free to be normal teenagers. so there’s little to actually grab onto when searching for….anything layered? like, compared to the p3 kids who have so much inner turmoil that they take out on each other - or the p4 kids, who can’t be completely truthful to themselves or each other. the p5 kids do have baggage, but not with each other. which makes for healthier bonds but also more boring ship dynamics lmao. all very cute and fluffy, but not a lot of substance. 
point is, i don’t really have much to say? like akira/yusuke is fun and silly. akira is eccentric and cool enough to go along with yusuke’s antics, and even though p5 always gives us an option to be mean, i can’t imagine akira ACTUALLY thinking that kind of stuff? like, he’s a weirdo too so he just. gets it. yusuke basically takes akira out on dates during his social link. they lend themselves well to model/artist headcanons and aus. they don’t realize they’re dating until a few months into their relationship - one of the others had to point it out and yusuke’s like ‘oh? is that what this is??’ and akira’s like ‘thank god’ bc he was too awkward to bring it up himself. futaba makes fun of them a lot.
akira and ryuji are cute too. i’ve gotten a bit fond of the boner squad (br)ot3 too. just ann/ryuji/akira being dumbasses. or ann/shiho+ryuji/akira being dumbasses while going on double dates. there’s also not really much to it - just the usual persona teen boy ‘no-homo-bromo-but-it’s-actually-homo’ fare. ryuji’s less possessive and repressed about it than yosuke is, though. which is good (ie more healthy) bc it’s more like akira found himself a human puppy jock boyfriend, and it’s cute! ryuji instantly decided he liked akira and started planning their secret handshake and selecting their cool delinquent hangout spot. and akira just smiles through it all bc he’s charmed. morgana gives akira the most judgemental stare ever when he finds out though. 
i like akira/haru bc she’s who i dated in my playthrough. they’re soft and sweet and i think a slow relationship built on patience is good for both of them. and they have the most obvious phantom thief couple aesthetic, tbh. they also have the ‘demure wallflower by day, trigger-happy hellion by night’ thing going on. i love the idea of them opening up a coffee place together (their futures align! this is the SO that sojiro approves the fastest lbr!) and akira being haru’s trophy husband (let this man be someone’s trophy husband).
akira/goro’s the one with the most depth lmao as our boy akechi gets the short end of the stick re: what everyone else got - to defeat their abuser and come out the other side a new and improved person. INSTEAD, it’s all about deep-rooted envy and what-ifs. when i replayed p5 for my friend’s benefit, she kept being like ‘wow ok akechi’s got….the most obvious crush on mc. why is he always here? why does he talk like that? omg?’ and my sentiments exactly. AKIRA’S thoughts exactly, tbh, bc what else is he supposed to get out of some of the things that come out of goro’s mouth. but it’s like….he DOES like akira, but he also resents his existence because akira gets to have real bonds and happiness despite the crappy hand dealt to him. and their own bond is based on careful lies and observing each other for any cracks in their armour. but there’s that undertone of wishing that they’d met in other circumstances, where they COULD have a normal relationship and get to know each other in a way that’s not ‘we levelled up our relationship when you shot me in the face with the intent of murdering me and framing me for my own death but really, i tricked you and you didn’t actually kill me & now we can defeat you and your dad! ha! checkmate!!’ but i love that that’s actually part of the dynamic so lmao.
MINAKO: you know, despite minako and minato being considerably different (both their external personality/appearances > emo boy/preppy girl  - and the changes in their dialogue choices > again, minako is a lot more confrontational and energetic), i pretty much just ship them with the same people?
the only exceptions of this being i ship minako with shinjiro and yukari but can’t really fathom either of them with minato. (it’s bc yukari is a lesbian and shinji does not deal well with sullen people. like, what’s he supposed to do? pat minato on the back?) 
i will also warn that it’s been….forever since p3 so i’m kinda fuzzy on details. 
anywhoooooo, AIGIS. main protag ship is aigis. idc which protag, but i must give atlus my once-in-a-blue-moon compliment because they kept aigis’ social link and her blatantly romantic feelings for the protag the exact same in portable. so minako/aigis is just as canon as minato/aigis, buahaha. anyway. robot girlfriend who starts off being somehow programmed to feel protective/indebted to minako but then starts developing real genuine feelings as she explores her humanity, minako wanting to show aigis how to enjoy herself while putting the emphasis on aigis’ feelings and opinions but also being so amazed and grateful for aigis’ love and attention. also, the difference between protags here being that while minato is silently intimate, minako is loudly loving. the utter tragedy that is aigis not being able to save the person she cares about, the imagery of minako’s head in her lap while they wait for the end is….A Lot. i think in a lot of tragic robot/human romance fiction, the robot gives up its life for their human partner so i like the reverse here - with aigis having to experience the emotions of loss and depression and overcoming that because she truly loved mina(k/t)o and now they’re gone. it’s heavy! it’s a lot! i just remembered i never finished the p3 movies! i should do that!
there’s ryouji. again, don’t care which protag - just like the idea of our mc flirting with death. literally flirting with the avatar of death. the double sides of the ship: goofy teenage flirting vs warning of impending doom. ryouji just being like ‘yeah just kill me it’s for the best i’m actually here to destroy the world or w/e’ to his gf (or bf) out of nowhere on christmas eve lmao. it’s fun, idk.
yukari! honestly, taking out all the forced hetero ship teasing made me ship her with minako more lmao their social link was just better! no offense! and their personalities mesh better too - i feel like yukari would get way too frustrated with a closed-off partner and i love concept of: the huffy takes-no-shits girl being soft for her cheerful outgoing gf. also, i spent way too long imagining the answer with minako - the aigis/minako/yukari would be heartwrenching and we deserve it. 
shinjiro! can i start off by saying it’s a good thing shinji was in p3, which did the best job of showing the characters apart from the protagonist and main plot (prob bc on the other hand, it did the worst job with social links seeing as none of the guys had them) - i feel like in p4 or p5, we wouldn’t have gotten to know him nearly as well before he died. anyway, his social link with minako is really sweet and a romance between them hits my ‘tsundere/flustered boy not knowing how to deal with affection from pretty girl he respects a lot’ checkpoints. and i need to talk about this: i feel like the decision to make him comatose instead of dead if you romance him was a double edged sword disguised as a blessing lol. because he was still DYING before he got shot, and also he wakes up just in time to find out his girlfriend died! fhdhfgdjd! 
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uraraka……okay: i ship her with tsuyu, bakugou, iida, mina and toga. 
oh, here’s a story. before i got into bnha, i stumbled on a bunch of deku/uraraka amvs and they were so precious. like, really, deku and ochako are the cutest goddamn things in this series. seeing them side by side makes me want to channel my inner grandmother and pinch their cheeks. it was, like, the only thing i knew about bnha at first, so i just figured i’d end up shipping it whenever i eventually got to watching it bc i’m easy to please like that. but ha. nah. it’s sad bc i love their dynamic when it’s focusing on their actual friendship but then the actual romantic hints made me want to roll my eyes so hard. it’s so BORING if you take it at face-value, and i’m so boggled by it if you look deeper bc i don’t understand what hori’s planning here. it’s irritating bc even uraraka admits that her borderline obsession (and that’s what it is, since it’s compared to TOGA’S CRUSHES…y’know, our resident yandere serial killer?) is detrimental to her growth as a hero. and i know it’s partially bc she’s a teenager but its blown so out of proportion. it’s a crush!! relax!!! like, compare to deku’s crush on uraraka where after he got over his initial anxiety of talking to girls, he - at most - just blushes a little when she stands too close or dresses extra-cute. every other time, he treats her no differently than any of his other friends. but then uraraka’s crush is treated like. this weirdly twisted admiration she doesn’t even WANT. she relates to a villain’s desire to imitate and become the person they like, she gets ridiculously jealous every time he looks at another girl, she keeps fucking up because she focuses too much on him and how to be like him. it’s weird. idk. typical fiction tropes lead me to believe i’m supposed to root for them to get together (and bnha will end with an epilogue where they have a child named after a food) but the story i’m being told makes me want to root for uraraka to succeed at getting over those feelings! idfk!!!
also, i have to laugh at the way horikoshi decided to tell us and uraraka herself that these feelings were romantic. by having aoyama just be like ‘oh you were thinking what would izuku midoriya do? could it be you love him?’ when we see multiple male friends of deku’s (iida and todo, in particular - hell, even aoyama himself) have similar WWMD thoughts and he, in turn, instantly imitates bakugou whenever he hits a roadblock (taking inspiration from to downright copying bakugou’s moves, trash talking his opponents, etc). am i supposed to see only uraraka’s feelings as romantic? why? because she’s a girl and deku’s a guy?
i like it better when iida’s involved. both iida and uraraka are so sweet and enthusiastic to counter deku’s more nervous personality, and they’re a very good trio! i tend to prefer them as a brot3 but as i said, i do ship iida/uraraka seperately! i don’t have any big reasons for it except i enjoy how contagiously energetic and silly they are around each other? dramatic too - remember the ‘REACH FOR MY HAND’ scene when all the UA students were freaking out? it’s just a simple best friend dynamic like what they have with deku but there’s no weird one-sided jealousy/competitiveness involved (luckily, iida got over it after the stain arc haha). they don’t end up feeling bad or unworthy of the praise they get from the other - which is great, because they’re very complimentary towards each other! iida is so understanding (his immediate reaction to uraraka being self-conscious about her reason for pursuing heroism) & uraraka is usually the one who vocalizes how cool and talented iida is (while also giggling her ass off whenever he gets all extra-dramatic)! tbh, curse their aborted moment after iida’s match with mei! let them praise each other!!! i like that their seats are so close to each other too - i wonder how horikoshi decided on the seating plan. but uraraka’s tendency to shake iida by the shoulders is precious & i bet you he breaks his staunch ‘follow-every-rule’ mentality when it comes to uraraka writing him little notes in class. also, maybe uraraka just deserves a sweet+rich boyfriend. it’s that easy. lmao.
i already talked about bakugou/uraraka. it’s great, dripping with potential, needs more canon interaction. i only trust a portion of its fanbase to do them properly. but this is the case for almost every big ship. (where’s that one fandom meme where one of the questions was like ‘what do you hate seeing in fanfic/content for them’ bc NOW THAT I’M ACTUALLY READING FANFIC AGAIN, LEMME TELL YOU. BEING A MULTISHIPPER IS HARD.)
tsuyu and uraraka are just genuinely a good match? i like the contrast between uraraka - who is emotional and upbeat - and tsuyu - who is calm and rational. but they’re both very perceptive? their first night at the dorms is a good indicator of how their dynamic works. the others are quick to accept that tsuyu doesn’t want to play along with the room competition, but uraraka both provides the excuse and lingers behind with worry. she probably had to convince tsuyu that it was okay for her to vocalize her feelings to the bakugou rescue squad, and volunteered to be with her during said confrontation. compare to the forest where tsuyu sweetly and calmly offers uraraka her hand because she sees her friend is scared, without actually needing to say anything else. they’re sweethearts. i absolutely adore them. oh, and i dig their earth/sky + pink/green aesthetic clash.
uraraka and mina are based on two things: 1) they’re always hugging and hanging out in official art/sketches (mina even has a selfie of them hanging on her wall of pics in her room) so i can only assume they’re super-close gal pals that should kiss, 2) i love shipping silly idiots together and it’s hard to find ships like this that are f/f but these two fit that specific chaotic mold!!! and 3) AESTHETIC DREAM!!! PINK SPACE GIRLS!!!! DO I NEED ANY OTHER REASONS? NO. NO, I DO NOT.
HOLY SHIT, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S OFFICIALLY CANON THAT TOGA HAS A ROMANTIC CRUSH ON URARAKA? again, i could write an essay on coding and how frustrating it is for characters like toga to usually be bi/pan. but no one’s claiming this a win for rep. and i’m FASCINATED by this dynamic. toga loves stain-sama for his ideals and how that enables her nature to kill. she loves deku-kun out of curiousity for his ideals and the fact they met when he was beaten to a pulp lmao. and she loves ochako-chan because she sees herself in her - she thinks that they share ideals. again, i have no idea what the long-term meaning for this development is but it’s clearly pitting them against each other? and adding a romantic element to that is hmmmmmmmmm. we’ll see, we’ll see. and like i mentioned above, it’s shocking and worrying and makes me ship uraraka and toga more that uraraka ALSO sees the similarity between her and toga. she’s horrified by the implications of it but she hears toga’s spiel and tries to fruitlessly deny that ‘yeah, she’s right. that’s how i am. we’re the same.’ if i were to ever write a traitor!uraraka fanfic (which i would if i could ever FINISH a writing project), it’d be uraraka/toga and uraraka trying to convince herself she’s better than toga, that she still has a moral code and her reasons for joining the league have more weight to it, and she doesn’t!!! care!!! what toga thinks of her!!! and expecting a rivalry but toga doesn’t meet that head-on because instead, toga wants to be close and connected to uraraka. toga has this kind of mature soft side we’ve seen before (with twice) that shows how she can see you at your core (her fight w/ uraraka also showed that) and i want to see uraraka to be on the end when she thinks she doesn’t deserve it and doesn’t trust toga and just being frustrated and confused over it all.
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iida…….i think deku, todoroki, uraraka and aoyama are my biggest ships for him. also, i don’t ship it myself but momo/iida/todoroki’s rich kid squad is A REALLY FUN DYNAMIC AND OT3.
LET’S BE REAL: IIDA/DEKU IS SO UNDERAPPRECIATED IN THIS FANDOM. ALL IIDA SHIPS ARE BUT….IIDA/DEKU. iida’s goddamn….tucked deku into bed. threw his hat in the ring of rivals. there’s official art of iida giving deku a shoulder ride. he punched him to make him see how his actions are affecting him - “haven’t you thought about how *I* feel [about you putting yourself in peril]?!” like. bro. okaaaay. i still laugh that they got on the wrong foot initially - deku was so scared of iida sjfhhf like he was equally worried he’d be stuck in the same class as iida as he was about kacchan. thankfully, iida’s a sweetheart who cares with all his heart, and he sees all that there is to admire about deku, so they became instant friends after that. and iida means SO MUCH to deku. i pay a lot of attention to how future!deku talks in his narration, because he normally interrupts the narrative to move the story along - by talking about minor time skips, the movement of the villains, etc. but he also tends to wax a bit poetic about his friends. like when he interrupted everything to give us a side-story about how and aoyama became bffs. so we can assume that aoyama’s friendship means a lot to adult izuku. or how comforting and important it is to me that even as an adult, he refuses to stop calling bakugou ‘kacchan’. it’s sweet. in that same vein, it strikes me that deku still holds an amount of guilt for not supporting iida better during the whole ingenium-stain debacle. it ended….much better than it could have, and that experience was what strengthened iida/deku/todo’s relationship. yet as an adult, deku still wishes he could have done more. offered iida the help he needed before he went rushing in. hoo. but anyway, yeah, they’re cute! wholesome nerd boys! cute height difference! also yeah, i’m glad that iida got over his sports-festival-era feelings of inferiority towards deku. deku loves competition, but you can tell that he didn’t want that out of his relationship with iida (compare to how he outright covets a rivalry with bakugou and accepted it from todoroki w/ his head held high). it wasn’t based on healthy feelings and they’re so much better as supportive bfs.
iida and todoroki have a lot of stuff in common as legacy heroes who were trained from childhood to be heroes - with the major difference that todoroki faced horrifying abuse that prevented him from having a close relationship with his siblings and made him want to reject his legacy, while the iidas are good folk and iida’s brother means the world to him and he’s so far one of the only heroes we know to reuse a superhero identity based on legacy. and even the painful bullshit (like the ‘take out your muffler and a new, stronger one will grow in’ thing) was something that iida went through on his own accord and with warning. and todoroki’s words of encouragement during the stain arc were based on his own life lesson! they both come off as very serious and abrasive elites at first glance, but they’re actually dorky and socially awkward! but i think they get each other - i imagine they have a very calming friendship, no need for pretenses and judgement, and they deserve that! they probably think the other is hilarious too even though absolutely no one else gets the joke! they had a lot of cute moments recently since they were paired in the same 1A vs 1B match. like iida can just…tell the minute differences in todoroki’s expression and demeanour apart and knows when there’s something wrong. and they’re just so humble and sweet and can’t handle the other being self-deprecating. they’re good boys, brent.
already talked about iida/uraraka. they’re cute, i love them.
AOYAMA THOUGH. knight boys! they were so good during the exam! it really got me that aoyama didn’t even consider the idea that iida might not abandon him, might want to help him and win together instead of just use him to get ahead himself - and iida didn’t even really get the emotional realization aoyama went through there but he was still like ‘YEAH WE DID GOOD! I’M GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER! THUMBS UP! :D’ they’re both very dramatic and - i don’t know how to describe it….they pose a lot, talk with their limbs. they’re silly, is what i mean. and maybe aoyama ALSO deserves a loving, rich boyfriend. MAYBE IIDA SHOULD BE EVERYONE’S LOVING RICH BOYFRIEND. but in this case, aoyama’s boyfriend who will carry him bridal-style everywhere, much to aoyama’s glee lol. except when he’s dragging him along via his cape. whatever works.
also, side note, i find it kinda interesting that fandom pairs him up with girls like mei and camie - when i just….feel like he’d be so out of his element and sooo overwhelmed? i’m wincing just thinking about it lol poor iida.
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i’m glad you specified marvel bc if you’d just said ‘comic’, i would have assumed you meant THE flash and i would be forced to sit here and think of every dc speedster ship…..well, it wouldn’t be as bad as spidey ships (honestly i’m very basic with speedsters - it’s just like ‘speedster/their spouse’ with the adults (even wally - linda or bust, tbh) and ‘speedster/their best friends’ with the teens), but we’d be here longer. 
BUT FLASH THOMPSON? i already mentioned my two big ones, with venom and peter but i’m def willing to talk more about them.
 flash/venom, a man and his gooey alien husband. i love that it’s a relationship based on self-growth and healing from past hurt and stopping destructive habits and cycles (both that cause self-harm and harm onto others). one of my favourite panels is still where flash pleads with peter to not let his anger seep into venom because venom’s gotten past all that. he’s a better person (being. alien. thing.) now and doesn’t want to turn to feeding on rage ever again. and that’s true for flash (a victim of child abuse who bottled up all that sadness and rage and took his aggression out on other kids) as well. it’s just so….nice. and venom credits all this to flash. and a thing i find about venom is that its unhealthy dynamics are all about control - you’re just its host, it possesses you against your will, you become an out-of-control villain. but with flash, venom sees a partner and home - they need and belong with each other, they communicate and cooperate, they became a superhero. also i love how they’re seriously affectionate and intimate - that’s just kind of a given with venom, i think, because you have to invite & accept it as part of yourself. but flash is so soft with venom - while he’s not as….hm, vocal about it as eddie ‘ooh my love my darling~’ brock is (he’s also a bit less obsessive haha sorry eddie), he’s so protective and likes giving venom headscratches and kissy faces to the point others react to it like they would witnessing PDA. i just want flash to be all cute and smooch his husband when they’re not like. one singular entity. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE HEALTHIEST DYNAMIC FOR FLASH TO BE IN IS WITH A SYMBIOTIC ALIEN GOO CREATURE? I CAN. AND I’M THANKFUL FOR IT.
 i also ot3 them with eddie for the sake of my peace of mind where everyone’s happy. where venom’s not torn between two loves, and eddie doesn’t feel the need to think things like ‘it’s tough being someone’s second best’ and ‘i’d like to think he’d do the same for me but part of me knows that would be a lie. it’ll always be flash.’ and having those thoughts because he literally FEELS that pull towards flash? like he inherited those feelings, he KNOWS what it’s like to love flash thompson. LIKE, YO????? GIVE ME THAT SYMBIOT3.
then there’s flash/peter, the funniest super/civvie id love triangle in the world. flash having the biggest hero crush on spider-man in high school - so many superheroes to choose from but spidey is the best, because he’s an underdog, because he gets pushed down and refuses to give up, because he’s SO GODDAMN COOL - while simultaneously thinking peter is frankly, the worst? but in that terrible way where he fixates on peter even when he’s not part of the conversation. waiting for him to leave school so he can be mean to him, feeling frustrated whenever he tries to be nice to the guy and peter either ignores, rejects or insults him in return. peter just being like ‘Sigh’ whenever flash insults him by gushing about spidey, but that’s also why he can’t dislike flash no matter how bad their relationship is. how can he hate spidey’s biggest fan? and also he probably gets a good amount of pleasure out of flash’s gf liz allen having a crush on him. peter also does this to johnny and his gf, dorrie evans - they’re frienemies in high school and kind of obsessed with each other,,,,’heRE’S MY LIST OF 500 REASONS WHY I HATE THE HUMAN TORCH’ OK PETE RELAX. so yeah, peter, despite having genuine feelings for betty brant, hits on liz and dorrie whenever they cross paths and lets them use him to make their hot blond boyfriends jealous. (peter, maybe you ARE the worst. stop it.) and then when they get to college and end up in the same friend group, flash slowly realizes that peter is like. hot now? and like, kind of a cool dude who went through a lot! like, he thought peter was a jerk in HS but he’s actually really nice when he wants to be and is always in your corner! ‘wow, i really like and respect pete! i’m proud to be his friend!’ flash thinks while staring at peter’s biceps. meanwhile, peter has no idea what’s going on because he keeps expecting flash to turn back into a dick (and steal one of his girlfriends lmao) but instead, he just keeps proving he’s a great guy! and keeps confiding in him! and uh, complimenting him a lot? and still fanboys over spidey and that’s really endearing! and oh, he’s really gonna miss him whenever he’s on tour and the idea of flash dying is unthinkable and he really likes being his roommate and he’s who he wants to be his best man and he doesn’t get why flash doesn’t seem to realize how great he is, and welp, he just punched captain america in the face for not telling him flash was agent venom. anyway, bottom line: i like dynamics that are very….long-term and constantly changing? so i tend to fall for the enemies/rivals to friends to lovers thing. or friends to enemies to lovers. but this is a former situation for sure.
also, i’m convinced every corner of the college crew pentagon happened. flash and harry MUST have at least made out once and neither was sure how to deal with the aftermath of that for a couple of months. he’s kissed and casually dated gwen AND mj - but i find it interesting that it seems like neither girl really ever considered him a contender. gwen cares about him but sees him as a shoulder to vent to about her issues with peter, and mj has a lot of fun with him but also considers him the male version of her (outgoing and bright but unwilling to commit and act serious). and he interestingly backs down quickly when peter decides to make a move on the girls. like, compared to his love triangle with liz and peter where i feel he was pretty resistant to letting her go - especially to someone like puny parker, he responds to peter’s accusations re: gwen and mj with ‘hey, relax. it’s not like that. i wouldn’t do that to you.’ i take it as him growing up and not feeling the need to overcompensate to impress his dad and also maybe the fact that he’s a bit more aware of how closeted he is. but it’s weirdly different with harry (*cough* cause it’s the first dude aside from peter he had any romantic interaction with *cough*) so he just……..dances around those feelings (on top of both of their feelings for peter) until harry starts dating liz (BECAUSE EVERYONE DATES EVERYONE IN PETER’S CIRCLE OF PALS, I GUESS) and he’s just like ‘???????????? well okay then’.
i like his dynamic with felicia as much it also pains me - that felicia went into it thinking she could use flash to hurt peter (’i’ll break your heart like he broke mine!’) but then ended up legitimately falling for him and started hoping for a normal life with him. also that they liked hanging out in terrible workout clothes. nerds. (alas, it didn’t last bc….FLASH, BUD….BUDDY….I CAN’T BELIEVE MARVEL HAD FLASH SAY THAT AND THEN PROBABLY SAT BACK AND THOUGHT ‘YUP PETE’S BEST BUD FLASH IS TOTALLY STR8′) and i need to read more of him and betty to get a handle of that but. what i’ve gotten from the panels i’ve seen that it’s very dependant on the writer and has the same problem flash’s relationships with liz, gwen, mj and felicia had where there’s a lot of love there but the actual romantic element is….lacking? falls short? fizzles out? where he seeks out a connection to peter(/spidey) through his romantic relationship with a woman peter used to be involved with and pushes said woman away when she starts getting in too deep?
anyway, that just turned into an essay about how flash thompson has been gay since his conception and only like, 20% (maybe less) of writers in charge of writing him have actually realized it.
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Valentine's Kacchako where they do the opposite of everything traditional. Wing at a sports bar instead of fancy uptight dinner, Monster truck rally instead of romantic movie, etc.
I’m sorry anon that this took a while, my beta reader and I were/are very sick. I had a bit of trouble writing it because of that, but I really wanted to write something decent for you and I hope you like it!
“Minimal effort”
Wordt count: 3.305
Beta reader: @kittychako
AO3 link: (x)
“Harder!Push through!”
“Faster!Come on!”
Urarakasqueezed Bakugou’s hand.
“Come on!”
Bakugouleaned in closer, squeezing back.
“Touchdown!”they both yelled as they jumped up from the couch.
Urarakaraised her hands in the air as Bakugou went up to the tv and complimented theplayers on screen. When the replay came on he followed the player who scoredthe winning point with his finger.
“Did yousee that? And there? That’s skill. Pure skill,” he commentated. “Fuck, he’sgood.”
The replaycame to and end and he walked back, high fiving Uraraka before slouching backinto the couch. He had got so worked up that he had started sweating and hewiped the sweat of his jawline with his sleeve.
“Bakugou!”Uraraka moaned. “Please don’t get your suit dirty. We haven’t even gotten tothe restaurant yet.”
Bakugoulooked at the sleeve of his jacket and groaned. He despised being in the monkeysuit to begin with. He hadn’t even owned one until another couple fromUraraka’s agency invited them to have dinner in some fancy restaurant downtown.Uraraka had told enough stories about the couple and it made Bakugou want tostrangle them on sight. They sounded like the most pretentious and boringcouple on the entire planet -like they were so far up each other’s asses theycould tickle each other’s throats.
And hewasn’t being too harsh. Uraraka felt the exact same way about them. If notworse. She hated the fact that they’d grown fond of her and Bakugou and did notseem to understand that they were completely different people that just don’twork. Almost no day went by where Uraraka came home from her agency and didn’trant about them to Bakugou.
There wereso many times that the couple asked them out on a double date. Uraraka andBakugou came up with excuse after excuse. Getting more ridiculous as they keptasking.
Dinnerparty at Bakugou’s agency.
VisitingUraraka’s grandma.
Going outof town for four hours to buy some groceries
Mourningthe death of their goldfish.
Losing bothof their car keys and not being able to take public transport because Bakugouwas allergic to the material used on the chairs on trains and busses.
It wasstarting to get sad, because the couple stayed so kind towards them. They neverminded if they canceled and were always eager to reschedule. Bakugou suggestedthey kept making excuses. If they believed the one’s the came up with already,then they would believe anything. But Uraraka had started to feel bad, as dullas they were, they were still her colleague’s that have been nothing butfriendly towards them.
So a weekago, Uraraka agreed to go on a double date with them, on Valentine’s day. Thesame day there was a discount for the exclusive rugby games. Bakugou andUraraka had been counting the days and saving up for the games, not expectingto go out on Valentine’s day at all, but there they were. Uraraka in a redskintight dress and Bakugou in a black suit, a charcoal colored blouse and ared tie to match his partner’s dress. They sat on the couch, watching the firstgame, trying to enjoy themselves before they went on the most boring date intheir lives.
They haddrawn, two black stripes on both of their cheeks, to get more in the spirit,but every time they glanced at the clock their heart sank a little bit.
“That’s alot of talk for someone that has popcorn sticking to her dress and has managedto smudge her lipstick already,” Bakugou smirked at Uraraka.
She lookeddown at her dress and saw the pieces of popcorn hanging onto it.
“Seriously?”
She stoodup and picked the pieces of one by one, then she walked to the nearest mirror.Rubbing her lips together, trying to fix whatever was left of her lipstick withher fingers. It was a lost cause.
“Seriously?!”Uraraka hang her head. “I can’t deal with this amount of effort I have tomake.”
“Thenfucking cancel!” Bakugou said as if it was obvious. “Why would they want tospend Valentine’s day with another couple anyways? Can they just have dinner bythemselves, go home and fu-“
“Bakugouplease don’t bring that image into my head.” Uraraka walked to her purse on thedining table and searched for her lipstick. She plucked it out and applied itwith care.
“I don’tget them either, but maybe we’re the weird ones. When’s the last time we didanything big for Valentine’s day huh? When’s the last time we made effort?Maybe we should be more like them.”
Bakugoulooked at Uraraka in the mirror, eyes wide with shock. Her words almost feltlike a betrayal to him. It was hard to tell if she actually meant it. It was hardto read her face because she was focusing too much on applying her lipstick. Hedidn’t know what to say to her, he was at a loss for words.
Urarakasmacked her lips and wiped away some lipstick at the corners of her mouth. Sheturned around to him and started laughing. First she started giggling, then itturned into a wholehearted laugh.
She didn’tmean it, thank God.
“Youshould’ve seen your face there!”
“Fuck off.”Bakugou started blushing and raised the volume of the tv.
“I know weboth agreed that we were long past making that much effort for Valentine’s day.You don’t need a gourmet home cooked meal for you know that I’m crazy about youand I don’t need expensive jewelry to know that you adore me. Simple.”
Bakugoucould feel his heart melt. The girl was so good to him, so good for him. Hewasn’t the type of guy to not be honest with what he wanted. It had ruinedrelationships in the past, destroyed even. His partners from the past didn’tknow what to do with him, it was too hard to combine their own needs with his.But Uraraka, she knew exactly, how to handle him because they were actuallypretty similar.
“You’re soawesome.” Bakugou simply said, not exactly knowing how to word everything hefelt at that moment.
Uraraka wentback to the couch, pushed back Bakugou hair and smooched his forehead. With herthumb she rubbed of the mark she left.
“I know.”
“You knowwhat would make you even more awesome?” Bakugou came closer to her.
“I don’tknow if that’s even possible but go on.”
“If youcanceled this stupid fucking date.”
Urarakarolled her eyes and scooted away from him. “Not happening. We’re going to watcha bit of the game and then leave.”
Bakugoustarted sliding of the couch, grumbling and cursing under his breathe. Hisgirlfriend was too considerate for her own good. He knew how badly she wantedto see all the games. She had been walking around the house with the shirt ofher favorite player all week. She couldn’t let go of it. Even suggestingwashing it before the games was a problem.
Now insteadof wearing that shirt, having her hair tied up and cuddling up against him shewas up tight and panicky, making sure they looked good and arrived at therestaurant on time. It was unfair, but his complaining wouldn’t make her feelany better either. The best thing to do was to enjoy as much as they could.
“Fine,fine.” Bakugou put his arm around Uraraka shoulder and pulled her close to him.He rubbed her arm, trying to get rid of the goosebumps that had formed all overher. Together they got immersed into the game. Leaning forwards, yellingencouragement and instructions at the players and booing when the team theywere against made any decent plays.
Every oncein a while Bakugou looked at Uraraka. He loved the passion and excitement inher eyes. He loved how she bit her lip when nervous. He loved how she puffedher cheeks when she got frustrated. He loved how the left corner of her mouthand eye twitched when it was hard to follow what was happening. Bakugou wouldlove to kiss her, but he knew she wouldn’t forgive him if she missed atouchdown because of that.
The gamegot close to finishing and the team they were rooting for was comfortablywinning. They had yelled so much their throats started hurting so they toned itdown as much as it could. It was hard. The game had been absolutely amazing sofar and it was truly money well spent.
Like theyexpected, their team won. Once again they launched themselves off the couch,running laps around it and cheering. Short after scoring the winning point anda bunch of replays the commercials came on.
“From Marshmallowvile: The Camo ExtremeBlaster.”
Bakugou andUraraka slowly turned their heads towards the screen.
“New and Improved.”
They startedto approach it.
“Blasts large marshmallows up to 40 feet!”
“Now takes fewer pumps.”
“Now available at almost every Toy Store in thecountry.”
Bakugou andUraraka turned to each other. Both of their mouths agape.
“We have toget that.” The both said at the same time.
“Rightnow?” Bakugou asked.
“Right n-.”Uraraka checked the clock.
They weresupposed to leave twenty minutes ago. Bakugou couldn’t say that he hadn’tnoticed that they should’ve left some time ago, but he hadn’t thought itwould’ve been that long. Somehow he was convinced they could fit forty minutesof the game in twenty.
“What do wedo?” Uraraka started to panic. She started pacing around the room, looking forall her essentials but not being able to find anything she’d taken her time toput in one place an hour ago.
Bakugoulooked back at the tv. He watched a bunch of kids chasing each other in brightgreen yards, firing marshmallow’s at each other’s heads, laughing as if it wasthe best thing ever.
It wasdefinitely the best thing ever.
Bakugouwent to block Uraraka and grabbed both of her shoulders. He shook her about andasked, “What do you want to do?”
“Get thefreaking marshmallow shooter of course!”
He smiledat her.
“So, whatnow?” he went on.
“Wecancel.”
“Wecancel.” Bakugou patted her shoulders and turned her around.
“Your purseis over there, you walked past it like six times. Your phone is in there. Youcall them and I come up with an excuse.”
Urarakanodded and speed walked to her purse, grabbing her phone out of it. Shesearched for the number and looked at Bakugou that had already thrown on hiscoat and had thrown hers on the couch.
“Gotsomething?” Uraraka whispered whilst holding the phone close to her ear.
“Sure.”Bakugou put his chin on Uraraka’s shoulder and heard the phone go off.
It didn’ttake long before they picked up.
“Finally,hi! Oh guys, I’m sorry but I don’t take we can make it tonight.”
Urarakaeyed at Bakugou. He whispered what she had to tell them.
“It wasterrible. We were slightly late anyways but on out way there we hit a raccoon…Araccoon? Yes, a raccoon.”
Urarakaheld her hand over the phone and tried not to laugh.
“We’retrying to reanimate it as we speak. Did you know there were only seventeenracoons left on the planet? Can’t be killing any raccoons now if that’s the case,can we?”
Bakugoustuck his thumbs up at her.
“It’s notstable at the moment. It’s losing a lot of blood.”
Urarakaturned her head away from the phone and yelled: “Bakugou! Throw it in the backseat, we’re taking it to the hospital!”
“On it!”Bakugou yelled back as if he was a distance away.
“We’llreschedule tomorrow alright! Thanks for understanding. Yes, yes you too. Have alovely night you two.” Uraraka hung up and turned to Bakugou. “That was theworst excuse so far!”
“Theybelieved it though. I knew they would believe anything.”
Urarakalaughed, put on her coat and took her wallet out of her purse.
“Well, youweren’t wrong. Now, let’s go get that marshmallow shooter!”
Theysprinted out of their house and got in Bakugou’s car. Barely driving accordingto the speed limit Bakugou drove to the first Toy Store in the area that cameto mind. After some terrible parking they rushed into the store to find themarshmallow shooter. The store was as good as empty, it was nearing closingtime and it wasn’t exactly the season where sales were high like aroundChristmas time.
At the backof the store Bakugou and Uraraka found the Camo Extreme Blaster. Withoutthinking twice the grabbed two of the shooters and went op the counter. The salesmenbehind the counter inspected them from head to toe. Bakugou didn’t understanduntil he went to grab his wallet out of his back pocket.
They werestill wearing their fancy clothes and black stripes, that we’re probablysmudged out at that point, on their cheeks.
Urarakasmiled endearingly, letting the man know they were ready to pay. The smile gotacknowledged and the salesman started scanning the boxes.
“Buyingthese for ya’ kids? That’s quite a gift.”
“No,”Uraraka said. “No kids. They’re for us.”
Bakugoulaid a few bills on the counter and took both of the boxes.
“I don’tknow how much that is but it’s definitely enough. Keep the change and we don’tneed the receipt.” He took Uraraka’s hand who kindly waved at the confusedbeyond belief man behind the counter and existed the store.
Bakugoudrove back as fast as he could, now completely ignoring the speed limit.
“Not a veryhero like thing to do.” Uraraka simply said.
“Shut up.”
At homethey put both of the boxes on their dining table and excitedly opened them likethey were birthday presents. Uraraka pulled out her shooter first and inspectedit.
“This looksso cool.”
Bakugoupulled out his shooter out and walked into the kitchen. “Don’t think we havemarshmallow’s.”
“I lovemarshmallows though!”
“But stillyou always forget to buy them.”
Bakugouravaged their kitchen, looking for other things to load their shooters with. Hecame back with more popcorn, peanuts covered in chocolate and some candy theyhad left.
Urarakalooked at the box, looking for some kind of instruction as to how to load theshooters.
“I thinkthose things are too small Bakugou.”
Bakugoushrugged and looked at his own box. He twisted off the pump and startingloading the shooter with popcorn. He pointed at the other side of the room andtold Uraraka where to stand exactly.
“This isgonna work either way.” He started pumping up the shooter, having no idea howmany pumps would be enough. He let his finger float on the trigger and aimed atUraraka.
“Youready?”
Uraraka puther hands behind her back.
Bakugoupulled the trigger and popcorn showered over Uraraka. She tried to catch asmany in her mouth as possible but she only managed to get a few in, almostfalling over when trying to get the last ones. Bakugou twisted the pump open,it was completely empty.
“This isthe best fucking purchase we ever made.”
Urarakatwisted her pump loose and walked back to fill it with gummy bears. She pushedBakugou to the spot across the room and started pumping.
“Are youready?”
“Bornready.”
Urarakapulled the trigger and tiny gummy bears flew across the room, most of themlanded on Bakugou’s head. Bakugou managed to catch one in his mouth which healmost chocked on. He coughed and tried to catch his breath, it took a whileuntil he recovered. Uraraka went over to rub his back and apologized for noparticular reason.
Bakugourubbed the tears out of his eyes and stuck his thumb up.
“So worthit.”
Excitedthat the ‘Camo Extreme Blaster’ livedup to their expectations they continued playing the game they created. Itgradually evolved into not knowing where the other person would shoot andhaving to catch the food in their mouths. They even added a point system.
They tookit all very serious. They walked over the coffee table, hoped over couches andcame so close to running into walls too often. Bakugou had even made his tieinto a headband and unbuttoned a few buttons of his blouse and Uraraka had reappliedthe stripes on her cheeks.
This wasthe most fun Bakugou has had in a long time. His agency had been stressing himout lately, with an unexpected increase of criminals in his district. Every bitof stress Bakugou felt, Uraraka took over from him, getting as frustrated as hewas. There was no need for her to, she was just that empathetic. It did himgood to see her smiling so much again. She deserved to smile as much as shephysically could.
“Hold on!Time out!” Uraraka said, right before Bakugou pulled his trigger.
“We can’tjust take random times out because you’re losing.”
Urarakapuffed up her cheeks. “Hear me out. So what if we try some other things toshoot off?”
“Like?”Bakugou looked at the almost empty bowls and scrunched up candy packets on thefloor.
“Chickenpoppers.”
Bakugousnapped his fingers. “Good. But what about chicken wings?”
Urarakatook her phone of the dining table and started dialing the number of one oftheir favorite restaurants.
“Wingswon’t fit. Poppers are just right.”
Bakugougroaned and went to the kitchen to drink some water.
“Hi. Yesit’s us…again. Can we have 20 chicken poppers please?”
“And somefries!” Bakugou yelled from the kitchen.
“And somefries please.”
Urarakamade herself small. “And eight chicken wings,” She whispered.
“I fuckingheard that!”
“I couldn’thelp it, I’m hungry!”
Waiting fortheir food they watched the second game of rugby. When buying the games theyimmediately planned to record all games, knowing that they would haveunfortunately had to leave their house.
When thedoorbell rang Uraraka was the one that got up first and fetched her wallet. Shesprinted to the door. Bakugou could hear her have a small conversation with thedelivery boy. It’s actually quite embarrassing they had ordered so much takeaway that they had got to known almost every single delivery boy.
He heardthe door shutting and plastic bags crackling. Uraraka put the food on thecoffee table and put the game on pause.
“Okay. Backto winning.”
“You werelosing you loser.”
“Nope,definitely winning.”
Urarakaopened one of the plastic bags and took out a brown paper bag. The smell filledthe room and Bakugou’s stomach started to rumble. Uraraka took a single chickenpopper and loaded it into the shooter, Bakugou copied her.
“One shouldbe fine right?”
“Only oneway to find out.”
Urarakawent to the back of the room and put her shooter and hands behind her back.Bakugou quickly took a chicken wing from one of the brown bags and took a bite.
“I’m sorrybut if they got cold I would end my own life.”
“Understandable.”Uraraka shrugged.
Bakugou putthe wing in between his teeth and started pumping the shooter. He aimed andwith his greasy finger pulled the trigger. The chicken popper flew withunexpected speed towards Uraraka and she caught in her mouth as if it wasnothing. It was the first decent catch one of them had been able to pull off sofar.
Bakugou’s loweredhis shooter and Uraraka started dancing, happily chewing on her chicken popper.
“Fuckinghell, I love you so much.”
“I love youtoo Katsuki.”
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Demise of Midoriya Izuku Part 8
God this was a long chapter. I hope you will enjoy it. you can read the full fanfic on ao3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/776826
I’m currently on a christmas break, however i have a very long essay to write so im not sure if ill be able to write/draw any more demise!au stuff.
Izuku was tired.
It was nothing new per se, as for the last month the teenager has become very well acquainted with the feeling of exhaustion as a side effect of his medication. “It’s normal” said Shin during their last appointment “Your brain is still going through an adjustment period, and insomnia is a rather common side effect of a lot of antidepressants”. So yeah, it was all good.
Except it wasn’t.
Given that no one was willing to rid the boy of his sleepless turmoil, Izuku decided to take the matters into his own hands. Because fuck Shin. In the hindsight, all of this was a very bad idea.
It all started during one of his usual conversations with Mrs. Todoroki, only this time they were joined by her daughter Fuyumi. The first observation Izuku made upon her entrance, was that this young woman was almost a splitting image of Mrs. Todoroki, save for the hot red streaks in her hair, undoubtedly inherited from her asshole father. After talking to her for a bit, Izuku was quite pleased to learn that she has not in fact inherited her father’s god tier assholism. Izuku has never met the man, he doesn’t need to, at least not yet.
After brief introductions they have resumed to their previous conversation.
“So how did meeting with piece of shit go?” asked Mrs. Todoroki, her question quickly followed by Fuyumi’s scandalised expression at hearing her mother use such foul language.
“Meh, it was your typical melodrama bullshit. Some shouting and insults were thrown around, well mostly by me, and crying” replied Izuku in a rather nonchalant fashion, completely disregarding Fuyumi’s shock and confusion.
The word got round quickly in this ward, meaning that most of the patients and staff were in on Izuku’s personal drama and so they all came to a silent agreement to refer to Bakugou as ‘piece of shit’ and never call him by his actual name. And so over time Bakugou became the psychiatric ward’s very own Voldemort. But Fuyumi doesn’t know that yet, bless her soul.
“You actually cried?”
“Oh no, not me, piece of shit did. Honestly you should’ve been there, Shin was there for emotional support and kept staring daggers at him, it was hilarious” sneered the boy upon remembering the Bakugou shitshow with some sort of twisted fondness. His enthusiasm was however quickly disrupted by a long, loud yawn coming the boy’s mouth.
“Didn’t get a good night’s sleep?” asked Fuyumi.
“More like a good month’s sleep” snapped Izuku, rubbing his temples as much as the bandage around his head allowed him to. “And that bitch Shin won’t prescribe me anything cause it would clash with my antidepressants” scoffed the boy.
“You know that Dr. Iyashi cares about your wellbeing and wouldn’t want to give you anything with nasty side-effects” said Mrs. Todoroki as she stroked Izuku’s shoulders in a gentle, matherly manner.
“Wait a minute” chimed in Fuyumi “Prescription won’t do, but what about over the counter stuff? There must be some sleep relief that you could take”.
“Oh, really?” said Izuku, with a hint of amusement and sarcasm “What are gonna do? Smuggle some Quil into the hospital for me?”
The determined  smile on Fuyumi’s face told Izuku that indeed, she would. ‘Well then’ thought Izuku ‘This is going to be fun’.
The next day Izuku has found two bottles being dropped onto his lap, while the boy was busy filling up his notebook with sketches of Endeavour being eaten alive by crocodiles. If you looked closely enough you’d also notice that some of them contained an already half eaten Bakugou.
He raised his brow at the bottles, then looked up to see Fuyumi looking very smug.
“I got the Quil” she said, very proud of herself.
“I can see that” replied Izuku, looking back and forth between the two bottles “Why two?” he asked, confusion and curiosity seeping into his voice.
“I forgot whether you needed DayQuil or NyQuil so I got you both!”
Looking at very pleased Fuyumi, Izuku didn’t have it in him to grace the statement with a proper reply that wouldn’t point out the stupidity and irresponsibility of casually getting two substances that are meant to do the exact opposite, which then lead to a train thought of ‘what if you mix them?’.
“Thank you Fuyumi-neesan!”
And thus Izuku was left alone in his hospital room, the notebook long forgotten, staring at the content of the two bottles, as the nerdy part of his brain deciding to wake up and cause drama. ‘If you mix DayQuil and NyQuil, you end up with what, ForeverQuil? Or given that the substances are meant to do the opposite would they cancel each other out and have no effect when consumed simultaneously? No, that doesn’t seem right, it’s more likely that they would disturb a sleeping pattern, but given that mine is already fucked, how would I be able to tell...’
“SHIT, I’m mumbling again!”
So many questions that demand to be answered, a hypothesis that needs a confirmation and a curiosity waiting around the corner, ready to kill the metaphorical cat.
“Ugh, fuck it” said Izuku as he gulped down both substances in one go.
That’s when everything went to shit.
At first he didn’t feel any different. He spent a good portion of time looking out of the window, admiring the weather - it’s almost May so the days were getting brighter, warmer - waiting for something, anything to happen.
Things got a bit blurry after a while. Izuku could feel his BRAIN getting blurry, which he didn’t even know was possible. But apparently losing contact with reality does things to you.
As Izuku slowly regained clarity, the first thing he noticed was the sluggish feeling and the pounding in his head, reminding him of the first time he woke up in this god forsaken loony bin.
The second thing he noticed was the darkness. At first, he thought that one of the nurses has closed the curtains while he was out of it, but no, the curtains were open, and upon closer inspection Izuku came to realisation that it was in fact, night time. Which was strange...to say the least, since it was still sunny just a few seconds ago. ‘Is this some sort of a quirk? Probably not.’ he thought, which meant there was only one option left.
“FUCKIN HELL I TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME!”
His shout was followed by a tired groan, which definitely did not belong to him.
“Dr. Iyashi, he’s at it again!” shouted Mrs. Todoroki.
Wait a minute, Mrs. Todoroki? When did she get here?
Izuku whipped his head to the side, where the woman was sitting in a chair by his bedside, with Shin standing in the doorway, looking down at a clipboard.
“What the-shit did you get in here?” asked Izuku, his brain still sluggish and disoriented about the whole situation.
Shin chooses that moment to walk into the room “Do you remember what happened?” he asked.
“No? I was sitting here and it was day and suddenly it’s night, so obviously it was Quil induced time travel” said Izuku, as his lagging brain allowed for all the ridiculous bullshit to spill out of his mouth.
Shin does not look impressed.
“You absolute, fucking idiot!” shouted the doctor “Why in the world would you mix DayQuil and NyQuil together? Are you completely insane? What did you think would happen?!”
“First of all, if I was sane I wouldn’t even be here. Second of all, who told you about my Quil?” asked the boy, his eyes suddenly focused, full of suspicion.
At that moment Fuyumi poked her head through the entrance and waved at Izuku as she made her way through the room and stood by her mother’s side.
“Sorry, I had to tell him since it’s all my fault you went delirious in the first place” she said, her face portraying nothing but guilt.
“It was very irresponsible of you!” said the doctor, his gaze switching between Izuku and Fuyumi “Not only did you take medication against a doctor’s recommendation, you even roped others into smuggling unauthorised substance into the hospital…”
And Shin went into the ‘ranting dad’ mode. It was a perfect time to zone out.
While the doctor was busy lecturing everyone about the dangers of overdosing and mixing medications, Izuku picked up the discarded notebook in hopes of finishing that sketch of Endeavour being devoured by crocodiles. His drawing skills were improving, that’s for sure. Maybe once he’s finished he’d show it to Mrs. Todoroki.
‘I think she would like that’ thought Izuku.
Except when he opened his notebook on the most recent page, instead of Endeavour massacre, Izuku was met with lines upon lines of text, written in what can only be described as very rushed and frenzied handwriting, which undeniably belonged to Izuku. The pages were also adorned with big bold letters at the top stating ‘ENDEAVOUR THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL’.
‘When did I write that?!’ Izuku was rather astonished as he started to skim through his writing and came to a conclusion that what he was reading was in fact a conspiracy theory. A very detailed one at that.
“Izuku, are you listening?” asked the doctor.
“No” he replied absentmindedly.
But the writing in his notebook and the overall situation left Izuku very confused. The moonlight illuminated parts of the room, a reminder of a mysterious time slip, which apparently was not quil induced time travel. Izuku needed the answers, and he needed them NOW.
“Can anyone tell me what happened?”
His question was met with a long, awkward silence, as the other individuals in the room looked at one another, not knowing what to say.
“Alright…” Mrs. Todoroki broke the silence “...where do we start?”
………………………………………………………………………………
Iyashi Shin was finally having his well deserved lunch break. After starting his shift at 6 am, he felt exhausted and he was barely halfway through. And so Shin planned to have a short nap during his break to recharge. ‘What am I, an old man?’ he thought to himself ‘Probably, at least I’m on a good way to becoming one. Not getting any younger either, I’m turning forty next year.’
‘Ugh, this calls for a mid-life crisis nap’ he thought while lying on the couch in his office, being slowly lulled to sleep by the ticking of the clock.
Suddenly Shin was awakened by an obnoxiously loud laugh coming from the corridor. He was annoyed at having his nap interrupted, but the annoyance was outweighed by sheer curiosity, as one does not get a lot of laughing in this part of the hospital.
The doctor soon  got up and opened the door he was once again met with the obnoxious laugh, only this time louder as it came from a man who was currently walking out of Izuku’s room.
“Haha...it was nice talking to you Midoriya. I’m glad you’re in a good mood” called out the man “I’ll be back tomorrow to check your homework!”
‘Homework? Ah, it must be Izuku’s teacher’ thought Shin with a bit of suspicion as he remembered his patient talking about his homeroom teacher in a … less than friendly manner.
‘So why would the laugh? I thought Izuku hated the guy.’
As the teacher walked away from Izuku’s room he bumped into Shin, who was standing in the middle of the corridor, lost in thought.
“Ah, Dr. Iyashi didn’t see you there!” exclaimed the teacher. He sure was in a good mood, a stark contrast to his usual visits.
“Good afternoon, how was your visit?” asked Shin, trying to squeeze out some details out of the man.
The teacher laughed again trying to get a hold of himself “Oh it was great, I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Whatever meds you put him on, they’re doing god’s work!”
“Really? What did Izuku say?”
“You know Bakugou-kun, right?”
“Of course, the one responsible for the shitstorm that is Izuku’s depression” stated the doctor as a matter of fact.
The teacher stilled his movement, unprepared for the blatant statement. Trying to dissolved the tension, he continued “Yeah, him. Anyways, Midoriya was asking about him and he seemed stuck on on his name so he said…” he stopped for a bit, trying to mimic his student’s voice and speaking manner “ ‘you know the angry, shouty one, what was his name...Fuckugou?’ and I just lost it right there! Buahaha!” sneered the teacher, waiting for Shin to have a similar reaction.
And boy was he not disappointed.
“Fuckugou!” exclaimed Shin “That’s a good one, gotta tell it to the nurses, it will spread like wildfire!”
………………………………………………………………………………
“Fuckugou?” asked Izuku.
“Fuckugou” confirmed Shin.
“That...is funny as hell, but it doesn’t really sound like me.”
“I know, which is why I was concerned. Mind you I still needed my nap, so I asked Mrs. Todoroki to keep an eye on you in the meanwhile” explained the doctor as both him and Izuku turned their heads in the direction of the white haired woman.
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Mrs. Todoroki was having a good day. And by good she meant boring. In all honesty there’s only so much a person can do in this place before being driven further into insanity. She was currently sitting in the common room in the company of her daughter who has dropped in earlier to give Izuku the sleeping medication they talked about yesterday.
Which is why she was more than a little surprised when Dr. Iyashi approached her, asking to keep an eye on Izuku, who right now should be sleeping like a baby from the medication.
Nevertheless she agreed, as the doctor seemed deeply concerned about the boy who has managed to settle himself nice and cosy in a particular place in her heart; reserved exclusively for her children. ‘Well then’ thought the woman as she came to a realisation ‘Looks like I now have five children.’
Just as Mrs. Todoroki considered brushing off Dr. Iyashi’s concerns, her train of thought was disrupted by a maniacal laugh that belonged to no other than Izuku himself.
The teenager in question wheeled himself into the common room at a speed that should not be achievable for a wheelchair, his hair wilder than usual, eyes wide open, pupils dilated. The boy’s face was devoid of any sanity.
“HOLY SHIT MRS. TODOROKI!” he screamed.
“Are you high?” she asked, full of disbelief at the state the boy was in.
“I got the answers” announced Izuku, completely disregarding the woman’s question.
“What answers?”
“All the answers! To everything! I CAN FEEL THE UNIVERSE EXPANDING IN MY BONES!” shouted Izuku, further disturbing and scaring other occupants of the room.
‘Oh, is this why Dr. Iyashi was concerned? What do I do with him?’
“Right…” said Mrs. Todoroki, hoping to distract the boy for a bit “...why don’t you sit with me and Fuyumi and tell us all the answers? Just remember to keep your voice down” she added in her motherly tone.
Although Izuku seemed quite out of contact with reality, he did as he was told. After wheeling himself next to Fuyumi he whipped out one of his notebooks seemingly out of nowhere and began to speak.
“From the evolutionary standpoint my existence is a liability to human advancement. Every year the number of people born quirkless decreases as our gener are to be replaced with the superior ones of those with quirks. I’m going extinct! Both my parents have quirks, yet I was born without one, I’m an anomaly I SHOULD CEASE TO EXIST!” screeched Izuku as he seemed to be having an existential crisis that was accompanied by what he thought were diagrams from his notebook, which to everyone besides him looked like a bunch of gibberish and nonsense.
“WHY DO I EXIST?” screamed the boy in agony as once again he began to wheel himself at an impossible speed out of the room.
The Todoroki women were left stunned, looking at one another and then back at the spot previously occupied by the insane teenager.
“What did you give him?” asked the mother.
“The Quil”
“What Quil?”
“All the Quil.”
“Go and get Dr. Iyashi. I’ll stay here in case Izuku comes back” she said while rubbing her temples out of frustration.
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“Oh, fuck, what happened after that?” asked Izuku, no longer in disbelief, but amusement. While he had no recollection of any of this happening he felt like he was listening to a rundown of an episode from ‘it’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.
He seemed to be the only one enjoying himself though. The adults in the room on the other hand were very much tired of his shit after having to deal with Quil induced Izuku the whole day.
“You wheeled yourself around the ward while screaming ‘I challenged God to a knife fight’. What actually happened was you stole a scalpel from a surgeon, don’t know how, and started stabbing one of the All Might sketches in your notebook” relayed Mrs. Todoroki in the most flat and no-bullshit tone she could manage.
“Haha, yeah that sounds like me!”
“Now then…” announced Shin as he stood up addressing everyone at once“...it’s been a long day for everyone. Mrs. Todoroki please go back to your room for today. Ms. Fuyumi, thank you for everything. I will see you again. Izuku, you little shit, we’re going to have a talk.”
As the two women got up and left the room, Izuku was left alone with his psychiatrist. While he knew that Shin was only concerned about his well being he didn’t look forward to being nagged by the doctor again.
Instead of talking, Shin just ripped of a piece of paper from his clipboard and handed it to Izuku without any explanation.
“Any what is this?” asked Izuku, eyeing the piece of paper suspiciously.
“ A prescription for Ramelteon” says Shin “It’s most commonly used as antidepressant, but it also works as a sleeping drug. It’s also one of very few that does not lead to a dependence. Take this to the dispensary now, they will sort everything out and you will be getting your dose from tomorrow evening onwards.”
“I know I was very reluctant to give you anything besides antidepressants…” he continues “...but I’d rather do this than have you going batshit crazy with whatever alternatives you’re willing to try. Please be careful in the future Izuku, I mean it” he finishes with a warning tone.
“Can’t promise anything” said Izuku, his voice full of mischief.
“In that case I can’t promise that I won’t smack you on the head next time you pull of shit like this” replied the doctor, as he walked out of his patient’s room, hiding his smile behind the clipboard.
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