#a single sentence

[allo-frouto]

Yeah, sorry, I asked that question badly, but that is what I meant

It has nothing to do with you! You worded it perfectly!

#<3 #it is just that #sometimes #a single sentence #may have more meanings #oof

[vitos-pink-shirt]

Joe gives me the vibes of someone who will cry for his friends.

#I mean this in a good way #like he just feels so much for them #idk I’ve spent the last 15 minutes trying to comprehensively #elaborate on this idea #so for now- #a single sentence #joe barbaro #mafia ii #mafia 2 #mafia two #pink shirt hc #pink shirt posts

[willowcrowned]

semicolons are not only for formal essays and anyone who tells you otherwise wants to deprive you of the second most satisfying punctuation mark; do NOT believe them. i promise they get no bitches

#also. semicolons are one of my favorite fiction writing shortcuts #for getting across to the reader in a single sentence #that the character talking is (a) full of themselves with (b) diction so crisp you can tell where the semicolons are #and also (c) is probably some sort of obsessive little freak #writing #punctuation #semicolon

[mumblesplash]

[narrator voice] she did not forget

#this was so funny lmao #my art #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #all the hermits send out out weekly newsletters via pesky bird mail #the information contained within varies wildly in both relevance and factual correctness from hermit to hermit #doc will put ‘got a new pet’ and neglect to mention that It Is The Ender Dragon #whereas grian will regularly write up multiple pages explaining the details of his base progress #and sign off with maybe one sentence about how the hole he accidentally ripped in the fabric of reality ‘seems fine’ #scar has an obits segment that’s just all his own deaths #that single segment is frequently longer than doc’s entire newsletter

[caffeinewitchcraft]

A regular came in a few evenings ago. A young mom with her daughter who often comes in the morning. She also often treats the baristas badly, but that’s a different story.

She came in at an unusual time with her daughter on her hip. The little girl looked sick to me - puffy eyes and a red nose and a tight, unhappy pinch to her mouth.

The mom ordered her sweets. Sensing something was wrong, I tried to stay upbeat and to engage the little girl but neither mom or daughter were interested. I turned to collect their order.

“See? Daddy made you sad but mommy makes it better, right?”

My mouth soured and my hands paused in making their drinks. The revulsion was physical, a hollowing in my stomach that sounded like a vacuum in my ears. A ghostly hand settled against the back of my neck and stole the heat from my veins.

Im an adult now. The justifications came to mind a microsecond behind the horror and tried to overwhelm it. Mom is tired, mom just wants little girl to feel better, daddy also made mommy sad. Sometimes the big lessons are learned on other days, sometimes it’s okay to make the day better with sweets, sometimes you don’t have the strength to fight the battles you’re supposed to fight—

I handed out the pastry.

She said again, “Daddy made you cry and mommy made it better.”

The little girl looked into her pastry bag and didn’t look up.

No, i wanted to say. No, mommy didnt make it better. Mommy is part of the problem, mommy is saying your feelings are only worth a cake pop and a juice, mommy is siding with daddy who made you cry so hard that you look like a child left in the cold.

“Would you like a sticker?” I asked. She did and she took one and I took too much comfort in the fragile return of her smile before leaving the cafe.

I should have said more. I’m sorry you’re sad. I see that you’re sad. It matters that you’re sad.

Did I become part of this terrible lesson by joining in? Here’s a pastry, here’s a sticker, see? Didn’t we make it all better?

I closed the cafe.

#customer service #caffeine chatter #seeing only a moment into another’s life #only a fraction of context and a single sentence plagued me

[0x1000]

Praise be! It's "Gabe actually probably would be really into suddenly getting dominated like that" Saturday.

(It would be Sunday, but he's at church.)

#ultrakill #The amount of adverbs in this single sentence really makes it for me.

[heymacy]

IAN GALLAGHER + his journey with bipolar disorder

╰┈➤ “At times, being bipolar can be an all-consuming challenge, requiring a lot of stamina and even more courage, so if you’re living with this illness and functioning at all, it’s something to be proud of, not ashamed of." - Carrie Fisher

#happy world bipolar day to all my bp babies #(more thoughts at the end of the tags) #shameless #shamelessnet #shamelessedit #ian gallagher #cameron monaghan #*macygifs #bipolar disorder #hello pals how are we doin #i made this gif set in july of 2023 and never posted it because 1) i was terrified to share it and potentially see Bad Takes in the tags #and 2) because my hyperfixation was waning. and while both of those things are still mostly true (the fixation comes and goes) #i feel like it's really important to share as ian's bipolar storyline was not only so vital to his character it was a bit of representation #that isn't often given to the disorder and those (like myself) who live with it every single day #world bipolar day is a day where we can both celebrate ourselves and our resilience and also raise awareness of the reality of the disorder #which is both terrifying and beautiful at its core. this disease is not a death sentence or a sentence to an unfulfilled and miserable life #while there are challenges galore when it comes to balancing life with this disorder it IS possible to live a full and productive life #and i think it's really important to have representation of that in media - and while shameless dropped the ball on a LOT of storylines #over the years THIS is the one they really fucking nailed and i am incredibly grateful #i first started watching shameless while in the midst of a major depressive episode and i was later (finally) diagnosed during an extended #hypo/manic episode - this show and ian's storyline got me through so much and made me feel so seen and validated in my struggles #world bipolar day is also vincent van gogh's birthday (happy birthday buddy) who was posthumously diagnosed with bipolar disorder #and who experienced both depressive and hypo/manic episodes during his lifetime (and was regularly institutionalized) #it takes a lot of help and support to keep us going. it takes the support of our family and friends and *most* of all #it takes patience and kindness and understanding - which is so so so easy to give if you are willing to love and listen #so please. be willing. listen to our stories. be patient with us. show us love without conditions. support us in any way you can. #we are worth it #i promise #anyway. that's really all i wanted to say. happy world bipolar day to those who celebrate (me) and may all of us living with this disorder #go on to live happy fulfilling beautiful magical lives

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[inkskinned]

being single in your late 20s & 30s is so fucking wild bc on one hand it's fun and flirty and you skip a lot of the bullshit because you know what you're looking for and you know how to spot a red flag from a mile away and you've learned to set boundaries and communicate your own and be upfront about your needs and most of the time they've learned it too - and if they haven't, you can tell after the second date that they haven't been to therapy

and every time you feel lonely and dried up and an ugly husk there's a whole community of other single people out there who are just as unhinged and want to hang out with you because they just need a plus-one like you do and you get introduced to like. people in their 60's and 70's and 80's who are all like - nope, single life is my choice and i love it and you feel warm and seen and like okay, it's not the end of the world if i'm not seeing anybody. and yeah it's hard and sometimes exhausting but part of getting better is that you do make like so many friends and do so much wild shit because you made a promise to yourself that you'll actually get out there and try shit and actually work on your hobbies and skills and friendships because to be honest in relationships you wouldn't push yourself this hard and it's actually been super rewarding because it came from you and from what you wanted

and yes of course the apps such and dating in general can suck but after one of the bad dates you go back to your apartment and call up those friends you made and make jokes about what the other person said and it rolls right off your back and you have plans for self-care in the morning. you prioritize yourself and your happiness and you really actually don't mind it, a lot of the time, unless it's like at a wedding and they're doing one of those couples-related things. most of the time it's not even a problem except when you can tell people pity you for it and you're like - i'm actually fine, babe, even without a partner i am still, like a person and yes of course it would be nice to have a partner but you have established yourself as a person and as an adult in a way that feels really hard-won and well-earned and you're protective of that and of the life you're living and honestly you're pretty happy, all things considered

and at the same time you do have to tell your father that you are single on purpose right now and that, yes, believe it or not, they're letting women be single past the age of 30 these days without burning us at the stake (can you imagine!) and you have to kind of sit pretty while people make jokes about how you're losing your marriageability and you're like, a little too old for the bars and the clubs and whatever but you do still want to go out dancing and it's like. the other day you went to a board game party and had the time of your life and then your mom calls you and says she's worried because what if you never find the one, shouldn't you be spending more time looking? and you're like - trying to balance this place where you're actually, like, perfectly okay? except you hear this thing over and over and over - oh no. that's so sad. i hope you find your lover. and you weren't really upset about it until someone suggested that you're running out of time and until someone said that it's so miserable that you live without someone to kiss and you're like why can't anyone believe that i'm genuinely happy. like. joy. like. bliss.

and then they look at you and they look at their partner and the look passes between them that says - poor thing. you're just lying to yourself about this.

#writeblr #warm up #i sat down to write something that was literally 3 sentences long oops #the alternative text post was just - #sitting my 60 yr old father down and telling him i'm single on purpose and that they're letting women actually live without a husband #(and then a picture of samson wrestling the lion) #> would have been funnier #> unfortunately turns out i have feelings

[onesidedradiostatic]

vox's fivehead

that's it that's the post

#osrs.txt #me screenshotting fivehead vox instead of coming up with responses to asks WOO #this isn't anything just enjoy the buffer while I either take 3 hours to formulate 3 sentences to answer a single ask or do other things #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel

[royalarchivist]

Maximus: [Loud whisper] Cellbit. Hey, it's me. [Continues loudly whispering trying to get his attention]

Baghera: [Giggling in the background]

Maximus: Oh, I- I will leave alone, I will leave alone.

Everyone in the background: [Trying to figure out why Cellbit is acting so emo]

Foolish: I think he's just- super into grilling right now, I think that's why he's got a grill on his face.

Cellbit: [Trying so hard to stay in character and not laugh]

#Cellbit #QSMP #Foolish #Baghera #Maximus #AgenteMaxo #Posting this at the WORST time but I'm catching up on parts of VODs I've missed #literally no one had english subtitles on. Roier you've failed me #Maximus you too I WAS RELYING ON YOU TWO-- #Foolish Gamers #it's ok Cellbit I also have the exact same reaction at almost every single sentence that comes out of Foolish's mouth #Maximus was wearing him down trying to make him laugh and Foolish delivered the killing punch

[ueeyasu]

those two

#murderbot diaries #im free from feeling i need to draw awful helmet hair always because of a single sentence in system collapse #art

[sunlit-mess]

YOU ARE SUPER COOL AND BIG BRAINED AND YOUR ART MAKES ME A LITTLE FERAL. thank you for feeding us and don’t forget to rest + drink water + and do something that makes you feel happy :))

Thank you! -- And cap, I'm actually very, indubitably, dumb.

#messyr #anon i cant even count properly nor read long ass paragraphs without the trouble of processing a single sentence bROO IDK HOW IM IN COLLEGE

[sanshinexx]

Fun times at the family game night 🥰

[More incorrect quotes with the gang here, now as a masterlist i just made because why not]

#monopoly bringing families together since 1935 #yes i know that sentence doesn’t really work within the star wars universe but i do not care i’m saying it anyway #i don’t think i’ve ever actually made it to the end of a single monopoly game i’ve ever played #probably because none of us ever really know the rules and we’re just making shit up as we go #and because all of us are too scared to take any risks because it would just end with everyone upset with everyone and everything #i could see just the entire bad batch being sore losers #they all would probably still throw the game to let omega win because none of them want to make her sad #i would also throw for omega to be fair #not that i could beat her in the first place #she could and would absolutely kick my ass in monopoly #star wars #star wars the bad batch #star wars bad batch #the bad batch #bad batch #tbb #the bad batch fanart #bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #crosshair #echo #tech #omega #hunter #wrecker #the clone wars #star wars fanart #fan art #art #incorrect quotes

[crownmemes]

Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 16

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you honestly think that now is the right time for this conversation?"

"You're untidy! You've always been untidy!"

"Do I strike you as someone who can't speak for herself?"

"Why would you say something like that?"

"Do you enjoy threatening people?"

"Enough! Not everything is a puzzle that needs to be solved!"

"Hey, I'm sorry, but what is your problem here?"

"You did this behind my back."

"You're asking me to trust you? After you lied to me for all these years?"

"What happened to your resolution to be more accepting?"

"I made it perfectly clear that you were not to aggravate the situation, but you did, didn't you?"

"Have you ever even tried to think about things from my point of view?"

"You danced like a wildebeest!"

"Listen, I'm not new to this. My bullshit radar is better than most!"

"Stop talking. The worst thing that you can do right now is say another word."

"I can't apologise when I don't think I did anything wrong!"

"You started this!"

"Are you mocking me?"

"Why must you ruin everything?"

"Was it you? Were you the one talking shit?"

"Normal? There's nothing normal about this!"

"You stupid little boy!"

"You're fixating! You're not thinking clearly!"

"Do me a favour? Make sure that door shuts behind you on the way out."

"No. No, you don't talk, okay? You just do as you're told."

"I'm tired of being so coy and so polite."

"You don't know what's in my mind!"

"You're too smart to play the victim."

"I would appreciate it if you didn't just act on every idiotic thought that comes into your mind and just do what I say from now on!"

#rp meme #rp memes #roleplay meme #roleplay memes #rp prompts #roleplay prompts #single sentence starters #assorted; #angry;

[droodlebug]

my phone camera is tje bane of my existence anyway wyll and blight. theyre in my brain

#droodles #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll #wyll ravengard #durge #blight #oc #ocs #i am not a writer writing makes me anxious. i rewrote the single sentence there like three times #bc i could not settle on a way i thought wyll would actually phrase that sentiment #my brain is made for pichers not worbs ✌️