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crownmemes · 23 days
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Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I hope you've enjoyed yourself! I haven't!"
"Don't gloat, okay? It's really unattractive."
"You know you're a nag? A very pretty one, but a nag."
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"You're behaving like a stubborn idiot!"
"Will you smile if I admit I was wrong?"
"Are you going to ignore me all day again?"
"You know, you're very, very cute. You're also very manipulative."
"That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done!"
"I am not having this conversation with you."
"You know what's wrong - you're just too stubborn to admit it."
"Just because you were right doesn't mean you weren't wrong."
"Get in the car, and don't ever try to work on a date again!"
"Don't tell me to calm down!"
"Is this a trick question? What answer isn't going to have me sleeping on the couch tonight?"
"Why can't you just admit that I was right?"
"Some women are quite charming when they're angry. Unfortunately, you are not."
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"I don't remember you being this bitchy."
"Go away. I'm ignoring you."
"I need to know - do you hate me, or do you love me?"
"You know I'll find out what you're up to, don't you?"
"It is not my fault I lost my job!"
"So, when you say 'call me if you need anything', you mean 'don’t call me'?"
"Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?"
"You know, it wasn't too long ago when me wearing a sexy outfit would get an immediate response from you."
"I hate it when we argue."
"There are reasons I have to do what I do. One day, you'll understand."
"You've come home to me, then?"
"You keep so much bottled up that you're blowing up everything around you!"
"You're supposed to be on my team!"
"Do you think this is funny?"
"You're being a jerk!"
"You're not nearly as delightful as you think you are."
"This is really stupid."
"How come you never bring me coffee?"
"I can't even look at you right now."
"You really need to stop talking now."
"How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with you if you don't let me in?"
"You're more than usually allergic to the truth tonight."
"Are you having an affair?"
"You know what? I'm not talking about this right now."
"Are you working while we're in bed together?"
"Have you ever bothered, for just one minute, to understand how someone else might feel?"
"You're not telling me the truth."
"Stop looking at my ass when you think I'm not looking!"
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muirneach · 9 months
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fuck it this is about neil now
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sarah-dipitous · 1 year
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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
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anyone want pics of my holes?
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canisalbus · 9 months
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✦ Body heat ✦
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zegalba · 1 year
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assortment of Palestinian Stamps
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calmao666 · 12 days
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me when i start trekking
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sirenetica · 15 days
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Fifteen Years.
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beescake · 2 months
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as a fellow arasol enthusiast you have a godtier arasol take but i would humbly like to suggest what if aradia was taller than sollux, just a little consideration 🥺
massive considerations!!!!! ^^
jumping straight into this fully expecting everyone to be familiar w @hamsterlover38, singer of the arasol national anthem 👀
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simple feelings complicated emotions
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2001hz · 1 year
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Assortment of MSX Japanese Magazine Covers (1990-1992) Illustrations By: Naoyuki Katō
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teruriii · 5 months
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he rlly brings that 'honk shoo honk shoo mi mi mi' vibe to the luofu
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crownmemes · 6 months
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First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 1
(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I've heard good things about you."
"Do you have any idea how long I've been looking for you?"
"Do you always talk so much?"
"May I ask your advice on something?"
"I've not seen you here before. Who are you?"
"I like you. You're refreshingly direct."
"Need a hand?"
"I'm not like the others. I'm excited that you're here."
"Is this what they call love at first sight?"
"I've been introduced to everyone here except you."
"Are you doing anything tonight?"
"You are everything I thought you'd be."
"Oh, I know about you. I've checked you out."
"We've got to stop meeting like this."
"Would you like a drink?"
"Could you close the door, please? I'm not allowed to smoke in here."
"You've been telling people we work together, but I've never met you before."
"Is that your real name?"
"What are you doing tomorrow night?"
"Can you believe his nerve?"
"What's your story? Why have you turned up here?"
"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"How do you know my name?"
"You know, you're exactly as I imagined you."
"What's your name? I might have heard of you."
"I don't mean to intrude, but you seem to have something weighing heavily on you."
"Have we met before?"
"You never asked me my name. That's not very polite."
"Are you the one that everyone speaks about?"
"Could you take a picture of me?"
"Have you got a name at all?"
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hrhprincegalitzine · 5 months
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ky-landfill · 6 months
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speak not a whispered word of them
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earlicking · 1 month
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寺田 克也, Terada Katsuya.
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senkkei · 8 months
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dont make fun of my perspective man my iq too low to figure out the clip studio grid tool
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