#aight would buy one and thats it

[hakucho-art]

Soo, is there potential interest in a TouKen Zine? 🥺💞

I want to see if it's even worth thinking about and if there is enough interest to plan one, so any reblogs and comments are very welcomed and would help me a lot!

Please also vote in the poll below for me to see the rough interest for one <33

(FYI: Nowadays a fanzine is a collaboration between multiple artists, writers or other creatives with a certain focus, may it be a character, ship or any media. After everyone has finished a piece, it can be sold as a physical book with merch or be kept digital or a mix of both.)

Thank you for your time ♥️

#tg #ken kaneki #touka kirishima #touken #tokyo ghoul #haku's art #kanetou #kaneki x touka #touka x kaneki #tg:re #tokyo ghoul re #I want to host one so badly but Im scared of there being ten people like #aight would buy one and thats it #you can also DM me for anything about it! #questions? feedback? just want to share your enthusiasm? please do <3 #touken zine

[normansnt]

The stupids and matchmaking.

(Huskerdus x platonic!reader,

Sir Pantious x reader)

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"Yeah and than I said: well listen if you dont like the book dont take it but the bitch still wanted to buy it at this point just to spite me and- are you listening to me? Husk you there? You know this is a good drama story I ended up clogging that bitch" you continued saying while you turned around to see what Husk was looking at

"Ohhhhh so thats how it is" you smirked once you noticed the cat was staring at a particular spider.

"What-? What are you talking about?" Said Husker once he teared away his eyes from Angel.

"Uhuhuhhhhhh you have a cruuush" you said in a sing song voice

"Shut your mouth kid I have no crush on no one" denied Husk

"Of course of course we'll see" you smiled cheekily and left the bar.

"What is he up to" whispered husk to himself as he saw you walk away.

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"Pssst"

Sir Pentious looked up from his work and looked around but didn't see anyone.

"Pssssssssssst"

He looked up again but still no one.

"PSSSSSSSSSSTT"

"Ok thisss isss getting ridiculous, who issss there?"

"In here Pen" you whispered from your hiding place from behind a plant.

He knew who that was, only one person called him that and the thought of that he started blushing. Sir Pentious might have little crush on you.

He looked around and finally spotted you.

"Oh...(Y/N), how lovely to see you we could perhaps-ahhh" he blabbered on blushing but he couldn't get his sentence out because you pulled him behind the plants close to you.

"Shhhhhh" you put your finger over your mouth.

Pentious was tomato red. You were literally holding him with your arm around his neck very close you your face. If he would turn his head to look at you, you two would kiss.

"Listen I need a helping hand in a plan I have will you help me?" You looked at him your noses almost touching.

Pentious could only nod. There was no way he could get out any words being this close to kissing you.

"YAAYY I fucking knew you were the one 'aight follow me" and with that you dragged him to your room.

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"And so they fall in love happily ever after. Got it?"

You gave Pentious a whole presentation with drawings about your plan on how to get Angel and Husk together.

Pentious nodded again. This is not what he thought of as you guys's first date but, alas at least you guys will spend a lot of time together, which you already do but this was different Pentious hoped to get you to like him in this time.

The plan was easy.

You told Husk that you needed help with something on the roof. At this point he didn't even question it you say and do stupid shit all the time.

Than Pentious asked Angel to meet him on the roof at the same time you told Husk.

Than you guys locked them on the roof.

Truly a genius plan (note the sarcasm)

However that didn't really work since Husk just kicked down the door and they walked down the stairs.

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"Well that didn't work out"

You commented when you saw them chatting happily in the lobby after you closed them on the roof.

"Did we forget to lock the door?" You asked looking at sir Pentios.

"No, Im almosssst one hundred precent sssure that we locked it"

"Oh, well that plan 0.2"

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Which failed miserably just like the first.

Than 0.3, than 0.4 and all the other that came after till Angel and Husk sat you guys down.

"Ok what the hell has been going with ya?" Asked Angel looking at you and Pentious.

"I dont know what you mean" you said acting like nothing was going on.

"Aight kid listen, either tell us or no more drinks for a week." Husk took the harsher path.

You still didn't budge.

But Pentious did.

"We just wanted to get you guys to realize your love for each other and get together since you are made for each other" he bursted out.

"DUDE, we were good, we could have convinced them nothing's going on"

You said looking at Pentsious.

Angel and Husk looked at each other. Than bursted out laughing.

You and Pentious looked at them confused.

"What-whats going on?" You asked still confused lookang at Pentious who looked at you two.

"Haha...nothing, nothing its just...we are already going out" said Angel once he calmed down a bit.

"WHAT?" You and Pentious jumped up at the same time looking at them bewildered.

"WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS TELL ME?" You questioned two of your bestfriends.

"Well we wanted to wait and see if it would work before telling you guys" answered Angel again while looking at husk softly the cat holding his hand and smiling back at him.

"Well thats...thats...oh who cares I'm just so happy for you guys." You said while throwing yourself at the couple hugging them.

"So, should we play matchmaker for you and Pentious now?" Asked back Husk smirking after you guys parted. Angel looked at you two as well smirking.

Of course the two of you got tomato red.

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Well, well, well what d'ya know I POSTED AGAIN🫡

I will very likely write a part two for this because I love Sir Pentious so much he is an absolute sweetheart🥹🧡🧡🧡🧡

I hope you enjoyed your readings Ladies gentleman and other, good afternoon good evening and good night.🦖🧡

#male reader #hazbin x reader #hazbin x you #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin sir pentious #huskerdust #sir pentious

[lheslie]

Taehoon with a Daughter

A Request by: @understandmypovs

Hope you like it!!!

Oh goodness. You have gave birth to a carbon copy of Taehoon.

When Taehoon first met his daughter a sense of parental protectiveness had appear on him. Just like what his father felt when Taehoon was born.

He smiled at the young figure he was holding.

"Aweee that's cute."

"Shut the fuck up"

Taehoon takes extra care of her, he would buy her little dresses and a tiny dobok for her. He would even carry her around the Dojang.

Taehoon would flex his kid to Hobin.

"My kid is cuter than yers."

"She's going to rule Taekwondo one day."

Taehoon always holds his daughter and has her on a baby wrap, strap or stroller.

He would try and learn how to Take care of her.

"Aight, don't make it too hard on me or we'll have some problems here kiddo."

"Fuckin hell did you just take a shit?"

"Fuck thats one nasty vomit."

"Fuck, never vomit, shit or pee in my dobok." he said as he wipes the vomit on his shirt and removes it.

He made sure he'd never carry her after she'd been fed or without a cover on his dobok.

Taehoon would never miss her first words, first teeth or steps in the world.

When your daughter started walking.

"OH SHIT THATS MY GIRL! SHE'S GOING TO RULE TAEKWONDO ONE DAY!"

Your daughter likes Taekwondo like his father.

She likes to follow on Taehoon's foot steps on learning Taekwondo.

Taehoon's happy that his daughter wants to learn Taekwondo.

But he's afraid of injuring her because in his eyes she's like a cute little angel.

She follows on Taehoon's actions and imitates them.

She even learned how to curse because of Taehoon.

Which got you mad at Taehoon.

"Oi, don't curse. Yer too young to be cursin" He said scolding the child.

He's weak to his daughter's pleas and cries.

She's always spoiled rotten because of Taehoon.

Taehoon would Teach her everyday on how to protect herself.

At first day at school Taehoon was so hesitant to send his daughter away.

"She's still a baby in diapers!" Taehoon says

Before she went to school, Taehoon taught her on how to kick someone in the balls.

He also taught her how to stand up for herself.

"Look if ya think yer getting cornered and need back up call me.'

She's very confident about herself and is very spoiled rotten by her father.

So when the time comes she needs her father, she know that he will always be there for her.

And in the future? Relationships?

His Daughter is too young to be in a Relationship, her suitors must defeat Taehoon first because no one can ever be good enough for his kid.

#how to fight #viral hit #how to fight x reader #htf #how to fight seong taehoon #how to fight taehoon #how to fight taehoon x reader #viral hit taehoon #viral hit x reader #seong taehoon #seong taehun #viral hit taehun

[ofcowardiceandkings]

companion piece of young Zelda

AAHH i finally finished something :'D

it actually took more thought to trawl through my feelings about Link as a child than Zelda but we got there idk man i just knew he exudes gremlin energy as a 17 to 20-something year old so he must have been a little demon as a kid gfkdjfkd

we're sort of looking at roughly 4, 7 and 10 years old here feeding sum pigeons, playing soldiers, and doing some baking !!!

more detailed Thoughts under the cut 💙

iiitssss customary ranting about my BotW/TotK opinions tiiiimeeee welcome my darlingsss jfkdjfkd 💙

like i said, this took more thought than Zelda, but we also dont know as much about Link's upbringing so thats fair

having said that, we know his father was a knight - a prominent one - and its hinted at that his family may have owned the Hateno house you can buy from Bolson. im not sure if i land on it being the family / childhood home or belonging to like a grandparent but i like to think Link spent time in Hateno as a kid (im a great fan of bumpkin Link with a country accent aight im a simple man). no mention of any OTHER family members, but imo i think his mother was still around and he probably had younger siblings !! he DID probably spend a fair amount of time in Castle Town just due to his father's job though, to be fair he probably travelled a little as a youngster a-la army posting yknow ... moving on tldr that explains why i've got a bunch of Hateno-esque clothing here aside from us sort of not knowing what the average joe Castle Town citizen from back in the day would have worn idk man its cute also

SO, pigeons !!! i'll definitely expand on this later when i go over more livestock now ive finished TotK but listen i wouldnt be in the least bit surprised if pre-Calamity Hylians had domestic pigeons for sending messages or just for hobby, so here's a first look at the Castle Town Carrier, the Hylian army's best flying friends. Link's just out here feeding his fathers' cohort's messenger birbs :3

stimky boy plays soldiers with a stick and a pot lid and a tub, classic and good, he was probably like ... actually tactically aware at this age though lets be real lol i bet it was annoyingly impressive

C A R R O T C A K E its a bit wonky, but i bet it tastes great :') id imagine Link probably spent a fair amount of time helping around the house and boy loves his food !! some people develop those skills early !!! i bet he was one of those people !!! any chance to get involved and learn how to make his faves and make them for other people yknow, food as a love language everyone HEYO (bowl there is chickaloo tree nuts, hazelnut analog eyo)

ghfjkdjfkd i said i didnt have much to say about this but oops

#tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #legend of zelda #botw link #totk link #totk fanart #botw fanart #loz link #botw/totk #pilots doodles #botw/totk blogging #zelda blogging #rory's ramblings

[mariii1]

What Sex Toy Should You Buy? 🤔🙈 18+

Yes fuck what I was gonna do for New Years im only doing unique shit from now onnn kkkkkkkk 🤭

1.okay i think most things would fit you guys and some of you may get aroused easily. On the other hand of the spectrum some of y'all find it hard to cum soo I would suggest to get something thats stronger than average even if you're a beginner. Across the board I'm thinking of a hitachi or just a hardcore wand even if you're sensitive. But definitely one with multiple settings OR you get something like the hitachi with something else and use them at the same time. This could also be about finding better stimulants like even taking aphrodisiacs if ya want (personally for me 🍃=💦) or just better porn. Aka finding ways to get yourself more aroused even if you're sensitive (maybe be learning how to keep yourself going) just wanna put this out there, don't feel bad if you've had experiences where a partner or someone just couldnt make you orgasm, you dont owe them anything. You don't have to mask your displeasure or claim that nothing is ever enough for you just to make others (or internalize shame) to feel better.

2. Aight maybe your deciding rn and/or your looking for one you use with other people. You might also want something that doesn't make u climax right away. Tbh i might not even be able to tell you cuz i think you'll find the perfect one on your own soon enough. Buttt i can give suggestions which is something flashy like those relief controlled vibrating mount or even a dildo machine if you have the funds. Also having a someone else edge you like fr. Using hands to edge someone that's restrained in some way can really draw things out. Anyways good luck 👍✨️

3. Why the fuck am i dealing with tremendous amounts of religious trauma in this pile specifically like what's going on here y'all 😭😭 Y'all the first where purity culture shame really came thruuuu. Anyways, im literally getting for a few a you to heal your relationship with god whether its viewing it differently or cutting it off completely. Im sorry im nagging I literally hate giving advice, but what would really help is figuring out your sexuality (not necessarily sexual orientation) in more depth. Some of you may be ace and are thinking your in the gray area and want to really see and know what your boundaries, and a few of you could do it with a trusted person (probs a partner). Go ahead and put that idea out there if you want, i think the person in mind would recieve that idea well. Some of you want to practice touching other people and thats fine too.

4.I think you're on the mission to find something to tire yourself out with and I wholeheartedly agree with that. Definitely something you can use laying down, no hands if possible. Maybe one of those self thrusting insertable virbators, or just one that will stay in place. I saw an ad for a brand called lelo and they have a lot of insertable vibrators. Maybe also a self thrusting rabbit dildo. Ofc think beyond what i said here this could also be about learning how to turn yourself on more or even learning how to orgasm without touching yourself at all. Its giving pleasure with the least amount of effort possible 👏

5.like a lot of piles i feel like youll find out about this one on your own its most definitely an impulsive purchase. Y'all want to feel tired after and at the same time you're willing to work with what you can afford/find. Maybe you're someone who can get off humping anything. Anyways whatever is within your tax bracket. To make your life harder, I will challenge you to get a more ✨️experimental✨️ type of sex toy, like a fantasy dildo or sleeve or toys that you physically have to ride/thrust into. Have fun and stay safe👍

6. I'm already getting some boujeee ass ppl in here. You should get a sex toy you know other people should be jealous of. I think yall want something that will make you feel highly desirable and sexy. Not classy but attractive u know? Something expensive. I think choosing a type porn or whatever u to get aroused, that makes you feel like a queen. Watching povs that are catered to people with praise kinks, doing things to make you feel like every part of your body is a blessing and miracle. I'm getting for a lot of it might be wearing very expensive latex and leather items, or just unique fetish wear. This could also literally be about partaking in online domming and if you're cool with it, making videos catered to more submissive ppl iykyk. Idk why but i think you would do well with like a remote controlled vibrator or dildo that you can wear underneath clothes (PLEASE be respectful and mindful of public places plzz😭😭) but yeah y'all are hot girls

#pick a card #tarot #queer tarot #pick a pile #pac #tarot reading #love tarot reading #pick a deck #18+ tarot #18+ #shygirl #nuxxe

[pluto-sims-cc-finds]

Just wanted to ask what your *favorite* like, Top 10 furniture/build cc is? also where we could get it? sry if you dont do asks i just like your stuff

Hey! Okay, this is SUCH a hard question asdfghjhgfd so i'm gonna be super annoying and do a broader version with some of my favourite buildbuy creators. because i am not joking when i say i could easily list like hundreds of my top cc asdfghjkjhgfdfghjjhgf i hope thats okay!!!

asdfghjjhgf this post uhm. got away from me and ended up being SO LONG lmao but i think its worth it!

@teekalu

If you like retro/mid century modern style cc, then teekalu's stuff is ESSENTIAL!!!!!!

literally obsessed with their colour palettes! everything matches SO nicely and you could easily decorate whole rooms/houses with just their stuff alone

THE WALLPAPERSSSSSSSSSSSSS argh my ultimate favourite!!!! like, i mean it when i say that if i could only have one set of CC in my mods folder and nothing else, it would be teekalu's wallpapers. i use them in every single build ever and would actually be bereft without them

not JUST build buy cc but also lots and cas cc!!!! and its all amazing and such a vibe!!!!

@pictureamoebae

did somebody say colour options? because there's COLOUR OPTIONS GALORE!!!!!!

MATCHING!!!!!!!!! leading on from the point about colour options, most of her cc comes in MULTIPLE colour palette options, so the options for matching different sets is ENDLESS. seriously, it's like, incredible and sooooooo appreciated

awesome mix of build AND buy!!! i must admit that i go ham mostly on her wallpaper cc (are we sensing a theme here? listen i hoard wallpaper cc like there's no tomorrow i cant help it) BUT the buy items are ALSO AMAZING???? and again, everything MATCHES!!!!!!!! oh, AND there's some incredible builds, too?!?!? the talent!!! and it would be remiss not to mention that pictureamoebae is like, the reshade master

@kiwisim4

as we all know by now, i LOVE quirky cc. if it's colourful and fun, i'm THERE, and kiwisim4's content totally fits that bill

the tui series is my FAVOURITE!!! the COLOUR! the STYLE! the PIZAZZ!

ANDDDDD for those who want something a lil' more mainstream and less super specific, there's also a bunch of other sets in different styles that can fit any type of aesthetic and decor choice!

FOR EVERY ROOM TOO! kitchens? bathrooms? studies? living rooms? kids bedrooms? check, check, check, check and CHECK!

@zx-ta

aight buckle up y'all because i am constantly perplexed that zx-ta doesn't receive more love because LET ME TELL YOU, her cc is SO! FREAKING! GOOD! STOP READING MY POST RN AND GO CHECK OUT HER CREATIONS!!!!!

truly consider this to be the swiss army knife of cc creation - you want ts3 and ts2 to ts4 conversions? what about medieval and historical cc? genius additions to existing game content like separated sinks? wall art? planters? WELL HERE IT IS! literally every style/aesthetic/era/furniture type you could ever wish for

ik i mentioned it already but the SEPERATED SINKS!!!!! GENIUS! GALAXY BRAINED! also the movie hangout kitchen set IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOD

@sforzcc

aaaaaaaand no build/buy cc list of mine would be complete without mentioning the incredible sforzinda. listen, if you see cool clutter in any of my pics, there's a 90% chance its by them

aight they do truly chefs kiss CAS cc, BUT, i am OBSESSED with their separated clutter sets in particular. how many times have you looked at game asset and thought, hey, there's some rlly cute bits in this but then its like, part of a MASSIVE object that you never really use. well, sforzinda basically solves that time and time again and me and my mods folder are SO thankful. AND THE WALL ART ITEMS!!!!! THE MESH EDITS!!!!!!!!!

my most favourite one is undoubtedly the separated little campers clutter set, but also THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS BED PACK!!!! ARGH!!!! SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry i didnt like answer your question really asdfghjhgfds i just, i have SO many favourites id never be able to narrow it down asdfghjhgfds. if you (or anyone else!) ever wants like a specific idk top beds, top coffee tables, top floors etc tho pls let me know because i'd definitely be able to make myself be SLIGHTLY more specific then asdfghjhgfdsdfghj. this was rlly fun tho!!! thank you so much for your ask, I hope this was at least a wee bit useful asdfghjkjhgfdfghjkjhg

#asks #replies #top cc list #build #buy

[locallygrowndaikon]

I wanna hear more about your version of the Sky world 🥺 do skykids have settlements? Do they meet spirits? Why do some of your OCs have different eye colors? OC fun facts? Valeska teeth?

When will we meet Beefy 👀

WOOO YEAHH OC STUFF

Aight ngl im pretty vague about the sky world in my oc lore mainly because idk how it works either LMAOO 😭😭

text walls of details under cut

- But anyways in my oc lore i try to stick to the game world so i havent changed a lot, but basically no home (and aviary because i wrote the lore before aviary 💀) so you cant warp home (for plot convenience so my ocs cant escape their fate to trauma) and you have to manually travel to each realm, but you know the shortcuts and stuff then it isnt too bad. also when a skid dies, instead of spawning at home they spawn at like isle of dawn instead idk man 😎😎

- also when a skid like get burnt out (get bald, idk sky terminology) they are much more fragile and will turn into a statue and die a lot quicker unlike how in game you have to slowly chip away wl to die 💀💀 (this ones also for plot convenience LMAOO)

- Skykids dont have settlements, everyone just kinda like chills all over the place. Skids dont really need to sleep but they still can, and usually they do it anywhere they prefer. The realms are also vaster here so skids are more spread out (to make up for the lack of servers in a more realistic setting and so my characters arent bumping into strangers every two seconds 😭😭)

- spirits exist, skykids still get their cosmetics from spirits yes, but probably not for the same outrageous inflated prices we have to pay for cosmetics 💀💀 but yeah. Skids can interact with spirits but my characters dont because idk man karis kinda too busy committing crimes to be chilling with spirits 😭😭

-my ocs have diff eye colour because me likes colourful eyes and its to match each ocs colour scheme 😎😎

-fun facts (mainly lark and beefy, ill have more facts for the others when they hit post therapy)

Lark is the second oldest and bro used to be a show off and would drag beefy and ness to krill dodge in eden like a madman.

Beefy hated Lark when they first met (in gratitude, lark joined late gratitude) because beefy sucks ass at flying and lark, despite being newer, was better LMAOO

Lark was the one to make beefy wear sunglasses so they could match, which beefy did reluctantly because sunglasses arent ults and therefore arent cool. but then lark switched out the sunglasses for the other mask and beefy cried because they werent matching anymore and lark was like “werent you the one who said the sunglasses were lame” 😭😭

lark used to dress like a buffoon with beefy so when ness first met the two, she was like “who are these two clowns”

and then lark showed that he knew his outfit was bad meanwhile beefy genuinely thought he was the hot stuff, and ness was like “oh nvm one of them is somewhat sane”

beefy has never candle ran in his life. he buys every single candle or pays lark to cr with a season pass (its how lark gets every sp) (beefy is beefy so my au world rules does not apply to him, he gets to have money)

ok thats enough about beefy moving on

- valeska teeth? yes valeska teeth. they sharp.

-when beefy? ohohohohoho oh naïve children

never. his mere presence would shatter the universe and storyline and vibes.

anyways i hope i covered it all and i hope its readable LMAOO i love ranting about my ocs

#asks #daikon’s sky ocs

[ogdoadfates]

Aight random rant about a lot of things, this is just word vomit from my brain so keep that in mind. Anywho here we go! Spoiler central ahead!

I feel like things can go a bunch of ways here, the groups were separated each with one person who has some sort of connection to a god. F.C.G with the change bringer and Orym with the wildmother. F.C.G is just a fuckin force who heads head first into things but he also had the ability to talk to the change bringer by will via a spell. And yes that group had a few anti god blunders but by the end even if a bit begrudgingly they are close if not full on we need to stop and protect the gods if only so the god eater doesn’t wreck our shit.

The other group? Well thats where it gets tricky one thing I kind of noted is Ashton is not speaking up much when it’s about the gods, idk what fully to make of that but it’s something to note. Laudna is harder to read and idk her thoughts about a god bringing her back and who the hell knows how the group will react when they learn they won’t be able to even try that again if a member of their party goes down (feel like Ashton might have words on that). Orym our poor man has been through it and is in a way giving up, dude is in desperate mode and it doesn’t help that the one leader person is so dead set on ‘we kill them, fuck the gods, fuck any worshiper’ like yes they said if they leave they won’t do anything but tbh I didn’t 100% buy it? To be honest I’m waiting for either a betray or something else equally fucked to happen. Back to Orym I feel one thing that could happen is him actually meeting/having a moment with the Wildmother 1: we have no idea if Fearne’s request was made and 2: she seems the type to come to those when they need it and this lil man fuckin needs it bad. I feel this is going to be a test of faith not just to gods with some of the characters but faith in each other. I feel all of them feel off about what they are doing (original bells hells I’m meaning here) they know Ludinis is a bad crap shoot of a wizard that is straight cult levels territory. (which tbh, I get so many bad vibes from the leader person just being like op Idk if he cause my people to vanish or that he killed a lot of people and even though I know nothing of any of this shit I’ma believe this man I never met that would not give two shits about me) I also love Orym bringing it up that maybe it’s the followers and not the gods that are the main issue, like yes the gods have faults (I mean, who the hell wants a perfect god? I’d rather have one that has made mistakes then one that seems truely hollier then thou, makes them relatable, makes it so they can be reasoned with, makes them a whole lot of things) also lil thing, yeah it’s bad they hid that info but at the same look at what happened when it got out, feel like their was no right answer to if the info should have been hidden or not. but again, you stick with the ‘devil’ you know. idk this probably makes zero sense, I just wanted it out of my mind.

#cr spoiler #criticalrole #critical role

[running-in-blind]

I'm fucking pissed and will be putting my rant under this here readmore

I'm in Australia for the first time in 4 years for a wedding and decided to meet up with a group of friends from highschool and well... I found out one of my friends is a fucking transphobe n isnt even trying to hide it. So like we were all just talking about things n the topic of one of everyone's mutual friends who now lives in a different city and how he is now a she. Then one of my mates spoke up n said something along the lines of "it's messed up" and "I won't call him that till he chops his balls off". Now I, as a pre-T trans guy, had to bite my tongue and not rip into this guy for saying this shit in front of me of one of our friends cause I didn't wanna make a huge scene about it, so I basically just said "lets agree to disagree." and just continued to hang out with everyone.

Now heres some details to keep in mind about this whole situation to make things worse:

We had discussed and made plans to meet today (sunday) on thursday. I was getting in contact with everyone who agreed to meet up and this guy was radio silent and I, as someone who likes to keep to somewhat of a schedule due to anxiety n shit, was already aware this guy had the biggest distance to travel (beyond me obviously) to meet up at the agreed location and he had stated that he would more than likely be late due to this fact. So after radio silence I decided I should drop buy this guys place as it was on the way and offer to give him a lift like... 15 mins before the agreed meeting time to just simply make things easier.

He was still asleep.

Now my parents were the ones dropping me off at the meeting spot so they could go off n do their thing so now they are waiting while I awkwardly deal with the whole situation and usher this guy along so we wouldn't be too late and not keep my parents along.

His reason for being asleep 15 mins before the agreed meeting time?

His teeth had been hurting really badly and it kept him awake all night. So i was like, aight thats fair n valid cause thats a thing that can happen. Then i notice just how bad his teeth were... he basically had no teeth left at the ripe ol age of 24... now you know me, I aint one to really judge but like... his teeth are far worse than my fathers teeth and thats cause of accidents hes had thats done bad damage to em and he's like... 64 this year so yeah... so of course i'm bein polite n say nothing while he's complaining about his sore mouth n shit, blaming their terrible condition on epilepsy. I dont know enough about that condition to comment on it but I was hitting x to doubt at this point.

I had to rush him outta the house, asked his lil sister to please finish up the chore he decided he HAD to do before going and thanked her profusely for agreeing while i rush him to the car. Now earlier his lil sister commented on the fact that he never brushed his teeth being one of the leading factors to the current state they were in.

Aight great now we're on his way but he had commented on how he was really tired and needed a coffee but he couldn't afford one so I was like "aight, I'll get him one in compensation for rushing him outta the house like I did." And he was absolutely no help while i ordered him one from a coffee shop, i had to basically coax a coffee order outta him which was kinda annoying but it is what it is. Great now he had his coffee n we just needed to wait while the others rock up, the two others were being held up by both one of their fathers n traffic which they informed me about and apologized and i was all chill with that cause you cant fix that shit.

So to pass the time I decided to bring up our friend who couldnt make it, the trans friend, queue his comment about it being messed up, i raise a brow and opt not to talk too much more about said friend cause like now im uncomfortable.

Reason he couldn't afford the coffee?

He didn't have a job. Now i could understand him not having a job cause times are rough, but like he's commented on how he doesnt intend to actually get a job and plans to live on wellfare. Usually i'd just roll my eyes and be like "aight, ok u do u" but like... not only is he an Australian citizen, hes got aboriginal heritage (funny cause hes the whitest bastard amongst us) which gives him access to all sorts of things I really needed before we were basically told fuck you by the government and hes just wasting it all. He has access to things for proper dental care n stuff that makes it much much more affordable.

But now here he is hating on her when she's taking steps to both improve herself and her life in general while he lives a deadbeat lifestyle and lets himself literally rot away.

I refuse to involve myself with him and will only talk to him if he talks to me first out of courtesy as not to cause drama with the friends I want to keep contact with.

#ooc #minty is fucking pissed #rant #tl;dr: bogan ex friend is a transphobe

[skippingseaglass]

alright guys im sick again and you know what that means

(six of the most obnoxious airhorn sounds you've ever heard in your life)

thats right baby it's cough drop review time

before we begin i should mention that this is taste based as my attention span is too short to follow whether or not they work because my sinuses are absolute dogshit right now and i'm mostly focused on them, so! allow me to kick this off with the worst of our (official) selection. (not including 1.5)

1) doterra onguard protecting throat drops

the first thing i want to say is that if you're going to be selling snake oil, you should at least make it taste decent. maybe i'm not a cinnamon guy? anyway i don't have a lot of thoughts on these except that they felt on my tongue a bit like toothpaste. i should also mention that because i'm sick my possibly impaired taste might make these weird but i don't really care because nobody (or at least hopefully nobody) is going to be eating cough drops when they're healthy so uh yeah

i should also mention i did not buy these i stole them from my facebook wine mom. shoutout to her for providing me with these cough drops and also my therapy bills

verdict: 3/10 (they have something to them i guess)

1.5) the honey lemon cough drops from my childhood

i don't know what brand this is so it's not an official part of the list but even though i think these might have helped they were absolute dogshit.

verdict: 0/10 (not worth it)

2) ricola berry medley

this one is kind of your standard cough drop. it's not bad, but your child isn't going to be digging through your medicine cabinet trying to eat it when you haven't bought them any fruit snacks in a while. which is probably good for some parents, actually. i think they stopped working maybe 30 seconds after i finished them. no cap the only reason i havent been adding whether or not they work is because my memory is dogshit but its probably safe to say doterra didnt

verdict: 5/10 (its aight)

3) ludens wild cherry

i'm not sure i'm a cherry guy but these are pretty good otherwise! they taste sorta like cherry candy. i did take one in recent and haven't been coughing so make of that what you will, i haven't really taken it more than once yet though so i can't say whether or not it works.

verdict: 7.5/10 (i can fw this)

4) mucinex insta soothe pain relief elderberry

PEAK. i dont know what they put in this to make it taste that good but i genuinely don't care my tongue goes numb when i have them, they taste amazing. also maybe if i put it somewhat near the back of my throat when its smaller (so i dont choke) it'll numb my sore throat which is also peak. would not recommend that though as you might choke. even in taste alone though this one is easily the best, i don't remember if they actually work though

verdict: 9/10

aaand thats about all i've got so far. i will keep you guys updated on the horrible drug interactions that may occur from me having two cough drops, cough syrup, and cold pillswithin the same hour. i am very intelligent. ok bye bye besties

#textpost

[firstkokon0is]

tokrev characters when you did the “i told you to look good today” prank to them

lol this trend is quite old but its been on my mind lately but yall can request sum goods to me😁👍

tw: heavy swear words and grammar errors

characters: draken, mikey, mitsuya, baji, chifuyu, hakkai, takemichi.

gn reader

DRAKEN

the moment those words came out of your mouth he just stared at you

while you’re smiling idiot

he will literally just stare at you

“yea same to you” showing a annoying smile

he get the situation, HE KNOWS HE LOOK GOOD SO THIS AINT GNNA WORK

you guys just laugh it off, you didn’t even told him that it was just a prank because he already knew it but will still ask you in the middle of your date

“hey is my style in clothes really aint that good? were you serious? i mean its not that bad…..” he said while looking himself up through his phone camera

“nope, i thought you get the joke but oh well……ken, you look so good everytime yk even if u wear nothing u still can pull it off” you told him and smack his bald head playfully

“yea yeaa i would’ve gone feral if u went and bash my hair instead of my clothes so thats a relief” he respond with a smile

“ken why this hair-”

“aight im leaving”

“no hakahajwlwbsha”

took the joke very well

MIKEY

he spent hours looking for good clothes for this date, there’s clothes everywhere in his room and still “damn…..there’s nothing to wear”

AND WHEN U TOLD HIM THOSE WORDS???

he just pout, told you that he’s sorry, and he spent hours looking for something to wear to match your style and many more reasons

pls apologize to him

but when you told him that its a prank he just pout and said “not a good joke y/n i know you were lying because i really look good, i knew its was a prank”

just agree with him lol

will think of pranks that he could do to you for revenge, literally stressing about it while on the date with you

he wants to say the same thing to you but he can’t because you look beautiful today, just for him, and will smile just looking at you

while walking to the park he will even ask himself “does my style really match them?” “should i be the one to adjust and put my taste on clothes higher?” “i should ask mitsuya about fashion things” his mind is just filled with questions

“mikeyyyyyyy, you look good today i was just doing a silly prank im sorry if that made you feel bad, not gonna lie you’re drippy as fuck”

“i know i know im gonna prank you next time real hard” he said “if i catch you we’re gnna switch wardrobes” he said as he started to chase you around the park

in the end he came over to your place and explore your wardrobe and tried your clothes, he even stole some of your hoodies and shirts.

MITSUYA

overthinks

this mf thinks he looks good no matter what

duh he’s a designer

“well y/n i think you’re right, and i should style you sometimes dont you think?”

your hand went to your mouth so fast

he laughed at your reaction and hug you

“just kidding you look good, we look good i know that trend damn thats old” he said

you smack him playfully for that, his reaction is normal but because of that he wants to be more stylish

he can take a joke yk

after a lot of overthinking he suggests to shopping with you

even though he have some knowledge about designing and how to look good he thinks your taste in clothes is so good

will think that he’s right for you and you’re right for him

he’s your 4lyferss😩

BAJI

he will give you that “excuse me” face with a hand oh his chest because he’s offended as fuck.

“babe stop fooling people, and yourself we both know i look good”

“you dare to bash my drip hell no baby”

will brag his clothes for like 15 minutes just to prove what you’re saying is wrong

“this shirt i brought this online with a nice fabric its not cheap mf”

“my pants, you see this huh? see those sutffs on tiktoks where they style their own pants i did this shit its so cool”

“now now, baby see this shoes? oh dont even get me started but hey you look nice today hehe can i take you on our date now?”

he went from being defensive and screaming proving his shit right to his signature smile

by just that he already made your day, you really cant out keisuke baji

because he is baji, he will look good for you, and you look good for him, he will joke you around, tease you a lot, you will also do the same to him.

100% can take a fucking joke. and it will be like a competition to him.

CHIFUYU

confused baby

im sure you feel a lot of guilt rn

because baby panicked

will suggest to go back to his house and change his clothes if you want

pls apologize 😭

almost cried because he thinks he’s a bad boyfriend again lol

will spat a lot if reason like, he’s in hurry, he’s been overthinking this date since last night.

but boy he look good actually he has drip

“nononono baby, you look good i just saw the thing on tiktok so i thought it will be funny but damn im sorry i-” you didn’t even finish when he laughed

“ohhhhhh yeaaaa that trend fuck, how could i forget, nice one you got me there god dammit ill take revenge sometimes” he said laughing slightly

well he’s always on tiktok, have some few vid too, actually some went viral bc of takemichi being dumb

just like mitsuya too, will suggest to just go shopping with him and tell him what kind of clothes that you’re interested in

would love to buy your clothes for you but he’s just a broke middle schooler but he promised you that both of you will shopping someday

he took that prank seriously but when he knew that it was a joke its fine

life goes on for him

HAKKAI

oh my god please y/n why

you always complement his style because its true he has some style

after you told him that he will just scratch the back of his neck and said

“my other clothes are still wet haha…..i mean i dont look bad i mean……”

apologize, drop on your knees and do it.

nah jk

u gave in a small laugh and said sorry to him

he know about this trend actually but he never actually expect you to have the guts to do that to him

he knew about his shy personality and he knew that you know about this

he’s not offended just taken by surprise that you actually did that to him

“well anyways i dont care about me you look good today y/n”

you immediately regret saying those stuffs to him bc he’s sweet hot and respectful

but its a joke anyways he enjoyed the silly joke

he knew he look good lmao

yuzuha will be hearing this

she will prolly scold you for doing that

are you gnna repeat the silly prank again?

TAKEMICHI

💀💀💀💀💀

he will run

run back to his home attack his wardrobe and find a good clothes

ofc you feel bad so you followed him

you saw him looking for a new clothes to wear

you told him its a prank but he still didn’t want to go out looking like that

so you just decided to style him yourself

he thinks you’re right

he looks bad, his style is not it

but overall happy for pranking him and making him realize that he need to be as your same style

“takemichi, look i dont care…..whoever told you that you look bad i will kick their face, to me what ever you wear your fun personality and the reason that i fell inlove with you wont disappear” you put a hand on the top of his head and he just

cried.

“im sowwyyy- i- i cant look good- fuck ughhghuh- please dont leave me i-” he’s crying mess on your chest

“STOP CRYING DAMMIT YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD,”

you will never prank him again

no pls dont do it again

#tokyo revengers #draken #mikey #mitsuya #hakkai #chifuyu headcanons #takemichi #baji #tokyo revengers x reader #lol imma edit this when i feel like it #this trend is rotten but i cant stop thinking about it #baji’s reaction is funnier in my mind akowhdkan

[sailorhyunjinz]

How would skz as types of drivers for you? [Dón't think bad] -🐤🐾🐺

OH SO LIKE TYPES OF DRIVERS BASICALLY

aight lego-

ALSO REQUESTS ARENT OPEN SO DONT START YALL I LOVE YOU GUYS BUT,,, the drafts are quaking rn

Chan

he's like,,, very confident behind the wheel

like he knows how to drive in a good pace whilst also being a respectful driver

omg always always always waves at old people to cross the road with a smile

always stops for everyone

the amount of wunderbaum in this mans car is phenomenal

why do i see him being annoyed at the prices of a car?

like the insurance and parking and the inspections

he acts like a dad of 4 whenever he has to like pack his car for a trip

SHAHSAHSH PLEASE ALSO THE WHOLE DAD OUTFIT AND HIS FUCKING HONDA CIVIC MAKES ME LAUGH

he's a classy dilf basically

omg please why can i see him driving a volvo sooooo fucking clearly

yes daddy, run me over with your family car <33

Minho

this car EX-PEN-SIVE

he aint being caught dead in a cheap fucking honda

he isnt like agressive but definitely annoyed

he sighs loudly whenever someone cuts infront of him or just yells

every time one of the cats are every hurt or need to go to the vet he makes sure that they have like little seats and their leashes on even if they fucking hate it

no fucking plastic cat cages in his car

why does he swerve so fucking much? like alright,,, we see you but drive me and stop playing around

he doesnt drive an automatic because he cant drive a manual but because an automatic car is a lifestyle <33

he only drives white or black cars

also hates driving other peoples cars because they are "dirty"

as if he cleans his own car pfffft

Changbin

why he so violent

just the actual manifestation of road rage

every time he drives its like you sit beside lucifers son-

just swearword after swearword

sir please stop honking

always has rolled down windows and like one arm resting on the door, one hand on the wheel yaknow ;))

and he wears like sunglasses too AHSHAHS PLEASE STOP PLAYING COOL MISTER

why does he have a old ass pet bottle with water in his trunk along with like silvertape?

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CAR

does it like once in a blue moon

omg he definitely has like the black out window thingies on his car

i mean for reasons i dont need to mention~~

Hyunjin

i just know that he has like a pink fur thingy on his wheel or like a shiny decal thingy-

checks himself out in the rearview mirror way too many times

might or might not be an actual danger in trafic since he will scroll on his phone or like fix his hair-

the best bops tho, hand him the aux cable he knows whats up

i just think that he has decals all over his fucking car and OH GOD you know those dice that can hang from the inner rearview mirror?? peak whore culture but i love it <33

he loves giving you rides, picks up all his friends

legit "get in, we're going shopping"

man why does he have so many coins in the cup holder along with empty energy drink cans?

ok we get it caffeine addict <33

Jisung

honestly i dont know,,, he's easily scared and kinda skittish so i feel like that wouldnt translate into him being the best driver

but thats because he's actually scared LMAO

how the fuck did he pass his driving test??

"wait,,, i think i poured the windscreen washer fluid into the wrong pipe"

his fridge is just full of speeding tickets or tickets for like wrong parking

i will not be surprised if his car just gets towed one day

angrily talking and yelling over the phone about him forgetting to pay his ticket

that fucking GPS is his bestie

its impossible to count how many times he's gotten lost and been very late to an important thing

why does he suck at parking

Felix

always leaves his keycars on the table with a sly smirk just to flex what kind of car he's driving

omg the amount of like,,, stories and shit whenever he buys a car LMAO

why does he have every flavour gum in his car?

and please dont open the glove compartment,,,,its home for countless amounts of more gum

oh its adorable how he likes driving to the beach with his friends or like drive to get boba or smth

also just driving around with his partner during the late hours, seeing all the buildings and their lights

maybe or maybe not make out on the hood of his car idk

he has like a stuffed animal in his trunk or smth as a mascot or in the backseat

Seungmin

a very calm driver

being completely honest i think he prefers like,,, biking or walking

will start some conversation about how driving is bad for the environment and how he feels good about not contributing to that

NO WAIT THIS MF OWNS AN ELECTRIC CAR

good luck trying to find a place to charge it

his car is soon clean? LIKE HE WASHES IT AND DOES ALL THE NICE THINGS TO IT

it even smells good yall

like riding in his car is a fucking experience, 10/10 uber driver

he will like hand out the aux cord

OR NO HE GOES LIKE FULL DAD MODE AND HUSHES EVERYONE WHEN ITS NEWS ON THE RADIO LMAO

he's just a simple soul when it comes to driving <33

Jeongin

mans just scared

lives with the scary thought that cars can explode because he saw it in a movie

he cannot drive with other people in the car

i just see the others pressuring him into driving whenever they are going on a trip and him just freaking out, dolphin scream behind the wheel

i mean his driving is,,, rather unstable but he's surprisingly good at locating places

he dreams of like being able to go on late night drives but he gets too scared because what if its too dark and he accidentally runs something over

nah thats actually his worth nightmare ; running over an animal

drive through king <33

he loves drive throughs LMAO BECAUSE ITS FOOD AND DUH he's worth it after almost risking his life on the road

#🐤🐾🐺 anon #Cherrymail🍒 #stray kids headcanons #stray kids imagines #skz headcanons #skz imagines

[viriyanon]

Hello!! For the ask game 15,17 and 18 🤗

seetians™ atots game here!

heyya!!! oof i really gets an ask fr the original poster what an honor 😩🤝 aight lesgirit

15. fav happy tian moments

if it's like, major happy tian moments that's very contrast, it's gon be when he figured out abt the fragrant tea sachets. dude, i love him being energetic and just so bright?!?!?? that's what a university student should look like?!?!?!!? (i still hope he'll bandroll the tea sachets correctly cus the econ student in me is s t r e s s e d).

the joyful moment of being able to apply what you learn at school to actually help people in need is immense. i relate to tian so much at this point. it makes you so so proud that you can put the theory into life and help people get a better life. imagine, advancing a whole village, breaking the slavery chain, and making them self-sufficient. tian's gonna go to heaven in the afterlife, change my mind.

and idk if this counts but, the lowkey happy tian everytime he complains abt chief 'annoying' him to tul, nam, and longtae? lol the tian squad is aint buying that honey. if u think ur smooth, wrong. you cant even call chief without spitting out pink hearts and rainbow altogether. we know, rest assure. we won't tell chief that you're madly in love with him.

17. phu has the picture he took of tian as wallpaper?

BIIIH NOOOO PHUPHA IS A BIG BUFF OLD CHIEF IM 30 YEARS OLD YO IM THE SCARY GREEN GIANT I HAVE PRIDE I RISE AND SHINE AT 5 AND WATCH THE NOT-MY-WIFE SLEEPS ADORABLY FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE IT'S SUPER NORMAL IN CASE A BAD GUY AMBUSH HIM RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE WHEN MY EYES ARE CLOSE RIGHT???? NOT-MY-WIFE AS MY WALLPAPER???? OOFFFF BIG ASS NOOOO WHY WOULD I USE IT AS MY WALLPAPER IM NOT A 15 YEARS OLD KID EW IM ALLERGIC TO THIS CRUSH CULTURE OBV NO NO NO OFC NOT IM TOO OLD AND MIGHTY FOR THIS

dr nam: yes 😏

rang: he framed that too 😏

yod: what is walkie talkie i only know discord cus chief said we have to be advanced in technology and thus utilizing phone in a fckn forest right, chief? 😏

18. fav ep so far

fav ep... hmm actually it's kinda hard because p'aof really makes a smooth curve with the storyline every moment is my fav. but if i have to choose, then ep 9 cus all the push and pull, emotional constipation are all relieved. even tho it's painful but a falling action should sting a little because conflict happened back there. at least, everything is resolved at this point.

and my fave kind of romance is not the spoken one, it's the one that requires more eye contacts and less words. subtle, lowkey, seems insignificant yet that's just how you tell each other that you love him. unconditional love and guardian love are the best kinds of love.

ep 9 really shows phupha and tian's commitment to each other, affections are finally put on display. gentle and mellow. 'thank you' becoming my new standard of saying i love you because phupha loves tian so much since day 2 (episode-wise lol) and he plays an important role in humbling tian tbh.

tian finds true happiness in modesty and survives because phupha teaches him to be grateful for a single thing/comfort that he receives from the people around him. until its climax being receiving a love thats so intangible, so poor comparing to his wealthy potential partners in the city but that love is also a true, sincere love coming from a guardian. tian can finally accept a happiness that's not in a form of material but in a simple, abstract one. so ep 9 is really right up my alley.

#atots q #atots #a tale of thousand stars #1000stars #phutian #phuphatian

[magicflowershop]

one day kitty; Kita version

《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》

✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.

― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!

❀ masterlist ❀

the wheel of names have spoken.

kita was having a good time by himself in his grandmother’s rice fields, feeling the breeze like the precious farm boi he is,,, when he saw a cat sleeping on a wet patch in the middle of the field

gathering concern for the little cat, he brought him home and decided to clean it up 

then you woke up

you felt something scrubbing your back when you open your eyes you see a guy aiming a hose at you 

you scream bc obv, but that scream translated into a screech leaving your mouth and you see your hand

homie that was a paw

why do u have a paw?????

"stay still, you might hurt yourself”

and why is there a Kita Shinsuke spraying water at you lmao

you see that he’s kinda annoyed that you’re moving so much while he’s trying to clean you up but at the same time you arent sure since he isnt easy to read and that don’t know him too well rip so you let yourself be cleaned for free ig

but yo what the hell??? so you’re a cat now????

you try to remember what happened before all this and how in the world you suddenly turned into a cat and magically wake up in Kita’s place 

you dont know the exact location of his place so you have no idea how to get back home from here

Kita pulled the cat closer to him, and wiping the wet fur with a towel as generously as he could that the cat soon found comfort from his gentle caresses

okay maybe you could stay for a while yk huehue

“you’re having fun”

you hear a familiar voice from a mile away, you look back and see a fat, creepy cat standing on two of its hind feet

o wait

you saw that cat last night when you were watching the shooting star outside,,, you thought it’d be cute if you suddenly wished for something so you did then that thing appeared outta nowhere promising you that he can make your wish come true than compared to a stupid star

so he forced the wish outta you

that you wished to be closer to a guy you admired,, and you had a lot of crushes in your school ykyk,,, just that Kita takes the entire cake

“you have until midnight to remain as a cat. be sure to leisurely fulfill your desires, y/n.”

and so he vanished

while knowing full well you’re basically Cinderella now, you take consideration of your leisure time with Kita-sama

do you stay or do you go home first to check on your household

“oh what do we have here?”

Kita’s grandma entered the scene and you think that okay maybe this development is a little too quick since you weren’t ready to face his relatives yet

“i found this cat in the fields. it looked like it could get sick so i cleaned it”

o yea you were a damn cat

also Kita calls you freakin “it”

:) 

pennywise who

you chose to stay in Kita’s place bc grandma thought it’d be lovely to let you stay there for a while,, and that you looked like you were starving when you saw the food on the table

thank goodness you were a cat bc jesus were you actually drooling

so you spent time in Kita’s place big deal

but his place isn’t what you’re aimed for no?

“i’m leaving”

Kita says putting on his shoes, ready to leave and he’s wearing casual clothes,, you don’t think he’s going to school for volleyball practice

IS HE GOING ON A DATE????????????

lmao

as if thats actually true cmon Kita doesn’t even hang out with girls that much,,, even though he prolly has a bunch of admirers like the other Inarizaki Vball bois

but what if he swang that wae?

??????????

so you followed him right?

you wanted to find out where he’s headed also that he looked good in casual clothes you just want to keep looking at him like this 

Kita went to the grocery store

ah

and apparently he was buying ingredients to make food

ahh

so you begin to think that you were foolish for lowkey gate-keeping him

like sis cmon you’re a cat rn keep your head in the game,, what do you do with those paws of yours that cant even grab his hand and pull him away when he was about to bump into a girl as he was about to grab a bottle of tomato paste

heck you cant even get inside the damn grocery store and walk in between them cause you’re a fcking cat!!!!!!!!

you watch their mouths say sorries to each other

the girl was blushing

hm?

Kita looked worried that he couldve hurt her since the hag was coverin her face

hm

nani k

n̸̢̪̜͚͑́̾́̑̋ á̴̠̜̳͖̼̃͗̚͘͠ͅ n̵̼͙͇̻̹̓͜͜ i̷̥̲̻̪͈̞̙̩͛̾̅̓͝͝͠ ̶̨̡̜̞̟͆̿̈́͜ḵ̶̂̓̀̚ o̶͎͛̋̋̊͋̊̅̈̅ͅ r̶͙̮̱͊̎͠ ę̷̺̪͎͈̗̖̯̣͍͒͊̒͆͂̈́͛́̒̃

you started tapping the glass windows like mad SKSKD

and ofc since you’re a stray animal ppl wont let u get away with absolutely anything so one personnel saw you tapping the windows and shouted at you from inside the store

Kita and the hag saw you and yea that was enough embarrassment for the day, you ran away and let your feet take you wherever 

its a bit boring that since its a weekend there’s nothing to do,, you never expected that Kita’s weekends would be this boring too :(

so the creepy cat appeared

“what’s wrong you dont seem to be enjoying yourself anymore”

“turn me back to human i need to finish my homework”

maybe thats not the most liable excuse you have but it is true that you need to finish an assignment

“but i gave you a chance to be with the person you admire, no? is this not enough?”

“yea well its-”

“here you are”

you feel someone pick you up and you see that it was Kita:0he must’ve looked for you since you dont even know where you are

oh my god Kita Shinsuke looked for you ma’am eye- or mayhaps you took the route back to his house without knowing since you were busy staring at him when you were stalking him earlier ye

you watched how he looked at the creepy cat you were talking to and and judged it from head to hind feet lmao Kita

“do you have the same owner as this cat?”

he asked you and you gave out every ounce of your energy to shake your head as a no as well as to let out the most disgusted and disapproval meow you ever could-

“the hell would i want to be acquainted with that thing!”

a

what

no way did u just speak

so Kita stared at you for the remainder of the time but decided you speaking isnt physically possible and that he could’ve been real tired since he saw the Miya twins along the way

he took you back home since his grandma seemed to be real happy seeing a little animal in the house with them

but you didnt miss to see the little knowing smile from the creepy cat from earlier, you just knew from that alone that he was messing with you since as you said you were bored 

it was wrong of you to talk to that lil disgusting thing

since that moment you refused to speak with your mouth every again, if you were going to speak thought you would probably just purposely say meow only to not make anymore mistakes

also you’re spending a lot of time with Kita’s grandma than Kita himself

“i wonder what your future spouse is doing at this moment, Shin-kun”

Kita looked like he wanted to roll his eyes so bad lmao since he always hears things about his grandma wanting to see his wedding before she dies :c

and yk it makes you sad too just hearing about this

and you want to help 😔

and you would offer help 😌

they heard the cat speak and now you’re running away bc they heard you talk about wanting to marry Shinsuke 🤡

the day ended and you managed to go home before the sun set basically nothing happened and your transformation was all for nuttin, you were bamboozled by a demon cat you randomly saw one night

the next day you were back to your human self and it was a school day so ofc you have to live on normally in school as if nothing happened, as if you didnt just stalk a guy from your school but we’ll get to that

see, you’re friends are friends with a few of the guys from your school’s volleyball team,,, so you’re within vicinity of Kita’s attention 

when you explicitly did not want to see him atm

BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS KNOW YOU LIKE KITA

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO NOW

you decided to run away but you realize that’s useless bc you’re all going home together :D

now you weren’t the crowds type of person,, you had no idea how it come to this, you’re used to hanging out with your girlfriends yes but they were having fun altogether like this it was fun just watching them goof off and whatnot

“hey”

when i told you you’re almost dropped the second you hear Kita calling to you, you best believe

you said hey but in a different tone of voice bc it was too early for him to notice you had the same voice as the cat he saw yesterday,,, then you both walked in silence

you couldnt take it anymore and decided to go to the nearest convenience store since you had something you want to buy,, you went and whispered this to your friends but when they were asking you to let your voice out, you were deadass croaking

but then you clown yourself sum more bc Kita was concerned of you acting like this and asked if you were alright

now you’re stuck with him in the convenience store bc your friends and his friends thought it’d be a great idea for him to go with you :D

“you should eat something warm before going to sleep, and take a warm bath too”

:((((((

okay now you feel bad for actually making him worry lol

your alibi of getting sick works really well with not speaking at all around him so you used this till the end thinking you can escape him with this until it rained and you dont have an umbrella with you

aight y/n you’re one hell of a clutz

Kita was enough of a gentleman to buy an umbrella for you until its actually out of stock

you guys stayed in the convenience store for the time being

you were losing your mind

how much longer will you stay with him

you thought of an alibi to save you from the embarrassment so you told him you gotta jet and go back to school bc you forgot to bring your notebook with you 

but now you realize you realize you didnt have to tell him bc he’ll still follow you as if his life depends on taking care of you :(

after you randomly stormed out of the convenience store, he caught up to you and pulled you somewhere where there’s a roof over

“are you usually this reckless? or do you just like getting yourself sick?”

homie does not hold back

he pulled a spare shirt from his back and put it on your head,, proceeding to wipe your wet hair with it until he realized he’s subconsciously invading your personal space

he looked right at you, so you two were standing there,,, staring,, his hands on both sides of your head,,,,, both of y’all are wet hunni

he let go and turned the other way,,, the darkness wasnt dark enough to conceal his red cheeks and hunni you made him blush aight

“you reminded me of a cat i saw yesterday im sorry about that”

“you dont have to apologize”

o sis you did it now

you s p o k e

so Kita was beyond surprised to hear that voice again,,,, and this time from yOU,, ALL NORMAL,, NO FROGS

“i, i can explain”

he looked at you confused, hell was he so confused, that you sounded exactly like the voice he randomly heard yesterday which made him think that came from the cat,, he didnt think that was physically possible bc yk but the embarrassment from your face was enough for him to guess

“did you really say you’re willing to marry me”

gOD

“i mean,,, i don’t mind”

“grandma would be glad”

stay tuned for more!

#walk in my garden #i always change things up a lil bit lmao #hope you guys are keeping up #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyuu!! drabbles #haikyuu!! smau #haikyuu!! imagines #haikyuu!! headcanons #haikyuu!! x reader #kita #shinsuke kita #kita shinsuke #kita x y/n #kita x reader #inarizaki #one day kitty

[tartagliaxx]

Aw, it's all gucci man! Things are currently getting better bit by bit, so it's not all bad at least! But y e--buddy, homemade coffee crumble where you get to choose the toppings? The amount of servings? The flavors? It is Good(tm) man, especially with ores crumbs and dark chocolate pieces!! Also very cost efficient in comparison to the commercial version, so it's a win-win situation if you're willing to be patient and put in some hard work 😌 we're currently planning on making another tub tonight plus a cookies and cream version to celebrate our uncle's b i r t h , too! 🎉🎉

Man, lucky you! I,,, got pretty spoiled with all the leaks I saw on my feed, so there's no escaping it for me 😭 also that? That is honestly a mood?? Then again, with all this Food going around it might be a little harder for this hyperfixtion to die 👀👀

Hi liquid, I'm dad 😂 (mom?? bruh what are mom jokes even like???) 911??? Hello??? I'd like to call for an ambulance because my heart is dying from all this sweetness ajsgsusgsu--like, Childe? Being all lovey-dovey to you?? Years after your marriage??? Gosh knows how the man will react if when he comes home to see you standing in your wedding attire again. (Will he cry? Yes. Will he dash outside to buy you another ring? Highly likely. This man is over the moon for you and he is not ever afraid to show it.) Also!! Him pampering you? Taking a day off from work to spend time with you? It's a yes from me ajdjehsjw--please imagine cooking with him. Please imagine him teaching you how to cook one of his favorite dishes to make (or better yet, you ask his family on what he usually likes to eat so that you can surprise him for his birthday). And!! Imagine him being an absolute butt by using his height against you (bonus points if you're fairly small in comparison to him, the Orange Giant(tm)). You think he's snickering at you as you desperately try reaching for something on the hanging shelves by going on your tippy toes? Nope, couldn't be him! It is him. He was the one who placed what you needed on the shelf in the first place. Please bonk his head. Take his kneecaps. No one would blame you.

hOT GERM COUPLE LMAOO--oh my gosh Lei that? That sent my lung flying 😂😂 I can just see it in the prints now; "Lei and Childe: one of the hottest germ couples of the 21st century! What's their secret? Find out now on page 11!" Y'all are the germ couple every germ couple aspires to be and rocking it.

Speaking of Rocks, I, too, have gotten Zhongli for that one uquiz and I am oNCE AGAIN BEING PING-PONGED BETWEEN TWO HOT MEN YOUR HONOR. H E L P .

-🌻

thats good that’s good! that sounds like heaven! hope that was me but i rlly shouldnt go in the kitchen. i was home alone earlier and i decided to cook a little smth only to almost cause a fire. like seriously?? it started smoking??? ahgshshdhsjshajaj— aight never again ig…

leaks turn me off a little? i want to experience the excitement as it happens and idk? i just think that its also a form of respect to the developers? idk like… i feel like they would announce it if they feel like their work is ready to be revealed to the public. but then again… i also cant fault others for wanting to stay updated w all sorts of news. if i were a little bit less me, i would also be on the hunt for any new leaks about my waifus and husbandos.

mAN,, i’ll forgive your horrible dad/mom joke bc everything that followed after that is bomb. take this kiss and give it to your pretty, big, wrinkly brain. he’s the type to cry at weddings 😭😭😭 he’s the type to cry over wedding pictures from over 5/35/70 years ago 😭😭😭😭 since we’re alr here, food fights happen almost every time you cook together but he always offers to clean it up afterwards so ig yall can go off? i bet his mom passes down some bomb ass recipe or smth and when he sees it on the table, he’ll ask of she dropped by but when you told him you made it, he’ll go 🥺💕 and the food would probs need to be reheated bc he wouldnt stop peppering you thank you kithes. i take your kneecap breaking offer w gratitude but! imagine after all the teasing, childe would lift you up to get whatever you want or! maybe he’ll lift you to his shoulders or! he’ll do those pushing your back the counter while he leans obnoxiously close only to pull back with a cheeky smirk when you’re ready to get kissed bc he got what you asked for alr things. sigh, the little sh—

other germ couples cant relate. get sum of this 🙄

ah… to be ping-ponged by hot men… what a dream. what a good dream.

#˗ˋˏ°• letters from cat island •°ˎˊ˗ #˗ˋˏ°• from my darling : 🌻 •°ˎˊ˗

[lunawritesaa]

Alright u asked for it *cracks knuckles* prepare for spam. I have to clean myself of bl*ckmadhi anyway, that shit physically hurts my soul but I'd rather not rant abt how much I hate it on ur blog. ANYWAY - dadquill would def not let his daughter watch just about anything. Oh no no, she only must watch true quality cartoons (coughs anime) be it dbz, pokemon or anything of the sort (actual classics come in later when shes older, like fmab for example) (1/?)

aight mod taka i’ve been waiting for all the parts to come in and i just got the last one. so let’s get on into it! im gonna break it up and take each ask that you sent in on its own, so its broken up into parts!

under the cut bc there’s a lot to digest here~ but i’m so excited to talk more about dadquill ✨😌

lets start with this first message you sent in! (tbh i had to look up what blackmadhi and i have a thing or two to say abt it myself but we’ll save my dislike for shipping for another time) but i completely agree! blackquill would totally watch anime with his kid, as long as they are kid friendly. then when his daughter is older, they’d get into the more mature ones. but blackquill is a huge weeb and totally watches anime in his spare time. so of course he wants to share one of his favorite past time with his child!

“He would teach her, like any good parent, to only have good taste in media, and so the whole family would be a bunch of weebs having late night binges of their favourite shows (he'd learn to like other classic cartoons with time, as parents must suffer for their children as they rewatch their favourite cartoon over and over) (2/?)”

YES YES especially if his s/o like anime too. there’d be so many nights where him, his s/o, and child(ren) would chill on the couch and just watch anime for hours on end. blackquill isn’t going to let his kid have shit taste so you bet he’s going to be showing them only the BEST anime. 

“Dadquill would be a strict parent, sure, but only for his daughters sake. Maybe she'd plead him to take her to work but he'd have to keep a stern face and always firmly say "no" while he's secretly dying inside. He doesn't want to be the strict parent but he ends up fulfilling that role, while the other parent s/o then seems a bit kinder in comparison, but only bc they really can't say no to those puppy eyes (3/?)”

blackquill is such an overprotective parent that he naturally falls into the strict parent role. he’s gone through so much that he’d hate for his child to end up anything like him, or deal with any of the stuff he went through. so i could see him trying to keep his kids away from the law or the courtroom as much as possible. he hates saying no to his kids, but he does it with their best interests and so he can keep them safe. 

“The other parent s/o would dress her up in a panda onesie just because they know Simon wouldn't be able to retaliate. And thats true because the moment Simon sees his lil baby girl dressed up as a cute panda, runnin up to papa with her lil grubby hands, how could he possibly be mad at her and his s/o?? Later he buys her all the cute onesies and dresses he can find - cute things are his weakness after all (4/?)”

MMMMM YES! prosecutor blackquill and dad blackquill are two completely different people. dad blackquill has such a soft spot for his family and literally has the most difficult time telling his s/o and kid no. and he loves seeing his daughter in a onesie?? like he’s usually not one to take pictures but you can bet his entire phone camera roll is pics of his kid being cute. and then he goes out and buys and endless amount of outfits for his kid. (can you imagine simon checking out at a store with a bunch of baby/toddler clothes?? omfgg)

“He'd often use nicknames for her (as all dads do) from "my little feather" to "baby bird". Of course he'd only use it at home, because if somebody heard the devil prosecutor baby-talking to his lil girl I think he'd die on the spot. Same with his s/o, people MUSTN'T know that he's secretly soft as heck for his family (5/?)”

yess!!! he hates seeming sensitive or soft to anyone other than those close to him (his s/o, kid, athena). but in private he’s totally such a softie around his kid and calls them the most adorable names AHHH i feel like he rarely uses his daughter’s first name because he’s calling them cute little nicknames all the time!

“Is Simon playful? Fuck yeah he is, from chasin his lil girl around the house to having teatime with biscuits. Her favourite thing in the world though? When Dadquill scoops her up so she can give him tiny kisses, and then lifts her up so she can pretend she can fly! Later is naptime where she sleeps on his shoulders, or they both fall asleep on the couch. Ofc the s/o is gonna take pics how could they not?? He makes those pics his phone background afterwards (6/?)”

i feel like simon would be the kind of dad who would let his daughter do his makeup if she asked. or have little tea parties with her?? god he would literally do anything his daughter asked if she asked him to. he would hate to not be a part of her life so anytime she asks him to do something he always says yes!! and can you imagine the amount of photos his s/o would have on her phone?? they have to have at least a hundred of simon being all cute and soft with his daughter 

“Someone picked on my daughter? Murder time. What, no? You can't stop me my dear sweet s/o, they chose their fate. - yup dadquill would be the most feared dad on the block, protecting his lil sunshine like a hawk (of course taka would play a major role too, you think he'd send her off alone WITHOUT him? He's always there.... Watching) (7/?)”

NOBODY WOULD DARE MESS WITH HIS FAMILY. he is not taking any shit from anyone when it comes to his family. no one has gotten away with talking shit about them. ever. lmao i can honestly imagine taka just always watching over his daughter to make sure she’s okay when simon can’t

“Though he loves his daughter, he doesn't always have much time. Ofc when she came into the picture he took less cases to dedicate himself to being a good dad and a husband, but he still has lots of daily work. After an exhausting trial he usually comes home lookin cold and lifeless, and gives her a lil kiss before going to rest. The parent s/o assures her that dad doesn't love her any less, and that he's just very sleepy - which is true! He just needs a bit of time for himself, is all (8/?)”

yeah! he actively tries to be a part of his s/o and daughter’s life, and hates that he is so busy with work at times. he tries to manage his time well enough so that on weekends he’s completely free to do something with his family. it doesn’t always work out, but he tries. but i could see his daughter as being super understanding! she knows that her dad still loves her all the same, he’s just busy! but simon still never fails to at least see his daughter before going to bed, whether that be giving her a kiss on the forehead or reading her a story if she’s still awake by the time he gets home!

“The fact this big scary man has a sweet lil daughter barely the height of his legs? My favourite fuckin trope. Imagine him comin to pick her up from kindergarten and a lady is CONVINCED to the core that this is some shady kidnapper or smtin, until the daughter upon seeing him shouts "Daddy!" and runs up to him just to be scooped up in a loving embrace. The shocked lady is jokingly approached by a caretaker who just says "yup thats her dad. Hard to believe huh" and slowly walks away (9/?)”

LMAO I LOVE IT TOO!! plus its nice to think that simon gets to have an actually happy life after everything he’s been through with the UR-1 incident and whatnot. but omfg simon going to pick up his daughter?? chaos. the first couple times he went the people didnt believe him so they had to call his s/o to confirm that yes, his big stoic cold man is in fact her dad. 

“Simon loves the dad life. Shirt with the lines of "the best samurai dad"? Check. His office filled with photos of his family and drawings from his daughter? Check. Dad and bird puns along with showing up with a katana to a parents meeting? Check. Asking her classmate to prove themselves in a duel even though they're just here to drop off their notes bc she's been sick? Check. Having cute keychains and his suitcase being littered in stickers? Check. ALL while he looks stoic as fuck? Check. (10/?)”

simon never expected to be a father, and was honestly quite nervous to become one. but goddamn, hes so good at it?? i feel like he’s just naturally a very caring and good father and everything about parenting comes relatively naturally to him. he lives for all aspects of it: the little drawings and notes his daughter leaves him, the “best dad” shirts (someone please draw that i stg i will cry) and just getting to see his daughter every day. he feels genuinely happy with his life for the first time in a while. 

“Alright thats all for now, maybe I should've written how he would parent along w his s/o (I don't wanna think of solo dadquill thats sad angst that I will never be ready for). I exclusively use the headcanon that he has a daughter and not a son bc I find it cuter and bc I want a lil girl. Also the last parts came late (especially this last post) bc tumblr doesn't let me send more than 5 asks at a time so I apologize. But yeah, enjoy the spam 😌💅 - mod taka”

yeah i agree! i feel like simon with a daughter is just the cutest thing in the world and im in love with the concept of it! i really appreciate you writing all this out because i loved reading all of it!! i love simon and i feel like he deserves the world. 

thanks for the spam mod taka! i love talking about blackquill with you 😌❤

(i didn’t edit this so if anything is misspelled or sound weird i’m sorry lol)

#ace attorney x reader #minihc #mini headcanon mondays #simon blackquill #simon blackquill x reader #mod taka