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x-heesy · 3 months

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𝗗𝝝𝗡 𝝠𝗟𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗗𝝝: 𝗜 𝗖𝝠𝗡 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗬𝝠 😂

𝗙𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗬 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗣𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗬 ⚛️

𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗨𝗫𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 ☣️

𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗬 𝝠𝗦𝗦 ☢️

𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 👽

𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦 𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡’𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 ☠️

𝗠𝝝𝝝𝗗 𝗕𝝝𝝠𝗥𝗗 / 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 / 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 / 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗟 / 𝗡𝝝 𝗚𝝝𝗗𝗦 𝗡𝝝 𝗠𝝠𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 / 𝗣𝗥𝝝 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗠𝗙𝗭 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠 / 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝗬𝝝𝗨, 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 / 𝗜 𝗗𝝝𝗡’𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝝠 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗧𝟰𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡 / 𝗙𝝝𝝝𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝝠𝗥𝝝𝗨𝗡𝗗 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗠𝗘 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗖𝝝𝗥𝗘 / 𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗥𝝝𝗜𝗗𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗣𝗘𝝝𝗣𝗟𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝝝𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 & 𝗖𝗥𝗬 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗠𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 / 𝗕𝝠𝗟𝗖𝝝𝗡𝗬𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗬𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗭 𝗡𝝝𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗟(𝗟) 𝗖𝗨𝗠

#xheesy #glitchmylife #glitchmafia #artsyfartsy #artfuckery #expressyouself #iphoneart #popart #appforthat #punksarentdead #newcontemporary #worldoffmusicon #trallala #Digitaloriginal #photoart #photoartist #photoartwork @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @mr-e-gallery @inbetweenneeds 😂 #photoartistic #photoarts #blissfulphotoart #photoartistique #photoarte #photoartistry #contemporaryphotoart #photoartists #photoarty #photoartgallery #photoartspirit #urbanphotoart #darkphotoart #photooftheday #photographylovers #aesthetic #photographylover #ilovephotography #photographyart

Soundtrack: New God of Fuck by Don Yellow (stfu)

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midas-touch-illustration · 2 years

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The “don’t fuck with nature” trilogy

#horror #the birds #jaws #nope #nope movie #nope 2022 #alfred hitchcock #jordan peele #don’t boo me you know I’m right #shitposting

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notspellsfromaspellbook · 8 months

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Harried by a flock of squirrels with wings

#alfred hitchcock #the birds #the birbs #if you will #dnd #wild magic

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rebellionmoon · 2 years

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HELLO! HAPPY SEPTEMBER 1ST! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

My hiatus is officially over! I CAN WRITE AGAIN!!! AAAHHHH!! Where Shadows Touch is coming back, so expect a new chapter some time this month ;)

#my post #it's good to be back!#i wish i could regale you all with a story of something cool i did on hiatus #i studied (boring)#but i also went to the beach yesterday and a seagull body slammed into my head because it wanted my sandwich #i'm fine and i don't think i have a concussion but my head still aches #Alfred Hitchcock was right about the birds they are aggressive #anyway! Don't feed seagulls and DON'T EAT ON THE BEACH #anyway (again) a new chapter will come out soon and it's time to thirt over illumi IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!#*thirst

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wasawattpadkid · 1 year

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Housewife

Part - 3

Summery: Billy and Stu have been planning these murders for quite some time. Everything is going to plan until you show up. What happens when they meet someone who is just as mentally deluded as they are?

Pairing: poly!ghostface x fem!reader

Warnings for this series: murder, blood, smut (will be more in depth on smut chapters), power dynamics, a dash of sexism, knives, stalking, perverse behavior, cheating, masturbation

Part 1

Billy normally did this sort of thing with Stu. He had a feeling his friend would be upset that he went alone. That's something he'd have to deal with later. Your room was on the second floor with no obvious way up to the window. If you were the only one home he'd find a way in. With current company that wasn't exactly possible. Binoculars, cellphone, and his trusty voice changer, were all he had to work with. Doing this sort of thing without a knife was unusual.

He positioned himself where he could see your bed and the posters adorning the walls. Rear window, The Birds, Vertigo, and Psycho. You were an Alfred Hitchcock fan. "And Stu said you didn't have good taste in movies." He scoffed. Billy shook his head the binoculars close to his eyes. He watched as you walked in the room towel wrapped around your frame. One foot closed the bedroom door behind you. You looked to the window as you slowly dropped your towel. Did you know he was out here?

That was impossible. It was pitch black outside with the exception of the moon. Billy watched as you pulled the dress from the bag. A smile lit up your face which in turn brought one to his lips. A sense of pride filled Billy's chest knowing he picked it out. Once again your eyes found the window looking out as if someone was right on the other side. Slowly you pulled the fluffy nightgown over your head, the frill dropping right under your ass. Billy's hand slipped down his abdomen resting over his zipper.

You grabbed the matching panties from the bag dragging them up your legs letting the elastic slap your skin. Moving away from the window you looked yourself up and down in the mirror. Billy and Stu knew what they were doing when they bought you the nightgown. You spun letting the dress drift around you. Air seemed to catch in your throat as you got happy. A smile so painful your cheeks hurt, was one of the many indications you were elated with the gift.

The only thing you could think that would make it better was some music. Walking to your records you grabbed the worn out 45 listed under M for Monroe. Lifting the wooden cabinet cover you sat the vinyl down placing the needle in the first groove. Within a second "I wanna be loved by you" filled the room. You mouthed the lyrics as you danced around. That giddy feeling only getting stronger. Your hands slid up and down your body as if you were the best stripper on a Saturday night. It was classy though and Billy took note. The dancing wasn't the best, if you could call it dancing. It was like you were in love with yourself and the world around you. Playing around with the air that filled the room.

Billy started softly rubbing the bulge that began to strain again his dark jeans. His eyes never leaving you as you danced for an audience of one. Your towel dried hair swug around sure to fling left over water. You were his own personal burlesque dancer. Billy's hips grinded up into his palm. The knuckles wrapped around the binoculars began to turn white with his grip. He had no clue what song could make you ooze with such lust but he needed to use it to his advantage. You were walking innocence. Something he lacked throughout his life. You weren't stupid, you were incredibly brilliant. Every move you made it was intentional. You were putting a show just for him.

His hips quickened as the pressure grew. Little whispers of encouragement fell on deaf ears. Billy needed your glossy lips around him. He needed the hem of that frilly little dress to fall over his lap as you bounced happily. He needed... You. "Fuck!" He cursed through gritted teeth. He needed new underwear. "Fuck." He dropped the binoculars by his side to assess the damage you caused. The mess you made. A small damp spot began to make an appearance through the denim next to zipper of his jeans. Ignoring the uncomfortable mess he picked the binoculars back up noticing you were now buttoning up your pajama shirt. "God damnit!"

Now that your little burst of energy was over you were ready to crawl in bed. You switched the record over to something more peaceful, one that would take longer to end. Billy put the binoculars down to focus on the phone number staining his hand. His finger tapped the buttons double checking the numbers before hitting call. He could hear the ear piercing ring all the way outside. Before you could answer he pulled the voice changer from his pocket.

Quickly you leaned over grabbing the phone off the receiver. Placing it right back down with a click. It was too late for anyone to be calling. Billy took a deep breath redialing the number. Once again the phone screamed for your help. "Hello?" You asked politely to Billy's surprise seeing as you were obviously upset at the intrusion. You hoped it was Billy. "Hello.." He spoke not really sure where to go with this one. Well at least you know who it's not. You picked up the phone sitting the receiver on the bed next to you. You got comfortable with the phone resting against to your face. "Hi what's up?" You spoke. No asking 'who is this?' or 'why are you calling?" Maybe you were a little dumb.

"Um-" Billy cleared his throat thinking of a quick response. "The sky." He squeezed his eyes closed in shame. His eyes opened to find you with a smile. A small laugh could be heard over the phone. "Okay smartass what's down?" This was stupid. You were supposed to angry at the caller, suspicious even. Who calls a girl all alone at this hour? "The ground." You laughed clapping your hands. "That's right! Not too bad mystery man. But what do you need? Why'd you call?" Finally.

"What if I just wanted to talk?" You scooted yourself underneath the covers thinking about the caller. "Okay but I'm not doing no weird shit. You can call one those sex hotlines for that." Billy smiled at your assertion. "Fair enough. Who might I be speaking to?" It was a test. You barley gave him a name when you first met he doubted you'd give it to a psychopath on the phone. "I would say we could exchange names but what's the fun in that? I don't know you, you don't know me. What's your favorite song?"

The question was out of left field so much so he wasn't ready for it. "What's yours?" He asked to your disappointment. Billy saw the sad look on your face. "Am I talking to Socrates right now? I asked first." Billy begrudgingly gave out his answer. "1979 by the Smashing Pumpkins. Now what's yours?" You nodded your head at the answer. It seemed fitting. "Oh gosh." You sighed. "I honestly don't have a favorite. And if I did it would change next week. Have you heard Landslide by Fleetwood Mac? It's really popular you probably have." You took a deep breath in. Sighing out the air in one go. "Anyways I really like that one. It's kind of sad though if you think about it."

Billy sat listening to every word you said. "Your turn." He always had the most important question on hand. Billy wasn't really sure if he wanted to ask knowing what normally happened afterwards. "Do you like scary movies?" Billy put down his binoculars focusing on just your voice. "I'd say I do. I like a very specific genre of scary movies though." Billy sat up listening closer if that was possible. "What do you mean by that?" The voice on the phone became lower sending a slight chill down your spine. "Everyone likes scary movies to be bloody. The more guts and gore the better. You don't have to have that to make a scary movie. Vertigo is scary but there's practically no blood and Rear Window is one of the best movies made about a murder with no body ever being seen."

"Scary movies should get inside your head, make the viewer wonder if they are next. Make them wonder if they are just as screwed up as the villain." Out of everything you could've said he wasn't ready for that. "You are very smart girl." Billy didn't intend for it to come off as sexual. However you definitely took it that way. "Has anyone told you that you've got a very attractive voice?" Billy smiled holding back a laugh. "Is that so?" You nodded as if he could see you. "Yep. Anyways it's getting late mystery man. I'm going to get some sleep. Sleep well okay?"

"Okay. Goodnight mystery girl." Billy whispered into the phone. For the first time he was the one to hang up. To end the call without screams on the other end. It made him feel surprisingly good. The light in your room turned off letting him know you were actually going to bed. Billy quietly packed up his things and started the walk to his car. He wasn't sure if this little talk changed anything for you but it definitely changed things for him.

Part 4

Taglist: @katie-tibo @danodoll21

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barbielore · 9 months

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What’s the weirdest Barbie ever made to your knowledge?

You would not believe how broad a question that is. Over the years there have been a great deal of Barbies and some of them are real specific.

My go to example is usually Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds Barbie.

Horror movie from 1963 isn’t really my first thought when I think of the Barbie line.

Shaving Fun Ken was also pretty weird. I don’t know why Mattel thought kids wanted to shave an adult man. I mean, maybe some kids did. Especially since they did it again with Cool Shaving Ken, so he must have had a target audience. It escapes me, though.

#barbie #the birds barbie #shaving fun ken #cool shaving Ken

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cartoon-buffoon · 2 months

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Random thought that's probably unoriginal but hay it's 4 AM and I've been thinking about this for awhile. Ever find it funny the comparison between Oswald's and Mickey's relationship with Walt Disney's and Ub Iwerks'? It's a funny parallel that doesn't get talked about much largely because people seem to forget Ub Iwerks (ironic). WARNING: RANT!

Wanna note this rant is by a person who hasn't properly played Epic Mickey 1, 2, and 2.5 (power of illusion) so sorry if I get some stuff wrong yet I know the premise and key story points. Anyways:

For those who don't know Ub Iwerks was longtime friend of Walt Disney and basically the man who would lead the Walt Disney Studios into being what it is today Ub's technical influence on the animations shouldn't be dismissed at all. The man is responsible for some of the most iconic stuff in Disney history like the colors of Dumbo's "Pink Elephants" musical number, a photography technique for the rain in Bambi, creation of a specialized Xerox machine allowing for drawings to go directly onto cels for 101 dalmatians, and he himself earned an Oscar for his efforts in bringing the mix of 2D and live action together in Mary Poppins. He even directed and worked on while going went uncredited for his creation of the wartime shorts that saved Disney Studios during WW2. From there Ub went back to working on SFX after the war and was responsible for a lot of technical magicry behind Disneyland. Oh he also was responsible for some technical stuff behind Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" where he won another Oscar. So ya know the man had clear innovative talent. Despite this work Ub was a humble man and the only real reason why we know of most of his influence and his history with Walt is because of his grand daughter's own creation of a documentary involving him. Arguably Ub is the real creator of Mickey Mouse although that debate isn't what I wanna talk about and I'm neutral on the subject regarding it. What I wanna talk about is how Ub was always there from the very beginning, he and Walt were together way before Disney was the thing it is today and to get it there they bankrupted 3 different companies before finally making it big. Despite this Ub is mostly forgotten, his input on the legacy of Disney Studios being treated as nothing more than a footnote despite his feats. Ub stayed in the background being the hard working man and animator while Walt was a director and charismatic face. Ub did win two Oscars yet now and days he's severely undercutted and even forgotten despite making most of the original cartoons (dude made Plane Crazy aka Mickey's first cartoon in garage on a nothing budget FFS) and being one of the major catalyst for animation as we know it today.

One person gets all the credit and is the face of a company while the other who helped create it is usually left forgotten and only really known by a certain group of people who are more invested in history. Sound familiar? Of course Oswald isn't as important to Disney as Ub was (sorry Ozzie) yet I still find the parallel really cool and thematically fitting. In Epic Mickey there is a statue that parodies the famous one of Mickey and Walt holding hands, yet Oswald made it about himself instead with him replacing Mickey. This no doubt shows bitterness and resentment and the plot of Epic Mickey features the two eventually making up after it all. Not after ya know after Oswald gets mad and releases the blot and all that after rightfully getting pissed knowing his world was put in danger and his wife was basically killed by Mickey. Everything works out in the end thankfully and in the second game the two are on much better terms of course, in the first game Oswald also does make an attempt to be nice to Mickey because it's what Ortensia would of wanted.

Despite them reconnecting and acting as brothers I still feel like Oswald would hold some sorta grudge. If not for the fame stealing thing at least for the whole "you ruined my world and turned my wife to stone" thing. Oswald is petty enough to make faces at Mickey behind his back, no way is the rabbit THAT mature to forgive Mickey 100% for everything. Still, I feel like the only real way Oswald could ever get over the fact that Mickey took his spot as the mascot and face of Disney is by learning about Ub and his input. This is a neat little head canon I have that Oswald would embrace Ub as his creator instead of Walt. There would be something so fitting if Oswald learned he had two dads and his creation was a joint effort and actively learning about Ub and his contributions to Disney. I feel like instead of yearning for the attention his brother has he'd take a page out of Ub's book, he'd sit in the background and let the fame and popularity go to another despite the fact that there would be no popularity without him.

I made this rant because I was too lazy to draw this but: the idea of Oswald making a statue featuring him holding Ub Iwerks' hand as opposed to Walt's is such a cool and cute idea to me. It would not only show Oswald's acceptance of not being in the spotlight yet it would also honor the legacy of another who was "forgotten".

Anyways rant over, I'm excited for Epic Mickey rebrushed and can't wait to experience it and I probably need to sleep for classes i got later.

#rant #walt disney #ub iwerks #oswald the lucky rabbit #mickey mouse #epic mickey #headcanon #this was started at 4 AM #i'm gonna sleep now

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changingplumbob · 3 months

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5 and 23 for the storytelling ask please :)

How do you choose your characters’ names? Choose your least favourite character so far.

Strap in because I'm going to happily ramble about my named sims, and gossip about those I despise! Content warning for sim death.

How do you choose your characters’ names? oh my gosh I have wanted to talk about this for ages Amy HOW DID YOU KNOW! It could almost be its own post. So when I started most of my characters had pre existing names because they were premades or from the gallery. I'll talk about the sims I have named.

Devin, Deanna, Silas and Milton were randomised names that I liked. Alexander's cats Hamlet and Gertrude come from the play Hamlet. Clover and Ginger are just dog names I liked.

Joey was actually named after this sea otter at Vancouver Aquarium! During the pandemic he was found orphaned and they livestreamed him in his nursery and meeting the older otters.

Kelly was named before he was born, I wanted a unisex name that could fit a boy or a girl. The boy Kelly I named him after is from Chicago Fire. He is not my favourite character but I do love the complex ones, so him being a jerk and Kelly being evil is one big coincidence.

Fergus and Carson were named with the randomise button, but I know of characters with their names so I kept them.

I wanted all of the Chopra kids to be named after wonderful black characters or persons of renown. The eldest Chopra twin was named after the actress Mercedes Varnardo who plays Koska Reeves on The Mandalorian. I love the spirit of Koska who is dedicated and loyal.

The youngest Chopra twin was named after the character Savannah from Criminal minds who married the main character Derek Morgan. She is an intelligent woman with a big heart.

And the smallest Chopra is of course named after Viola Davis. I wanted an old fashioned sounding name and Viola Davis is amazing.

Pollock Knightstone is named after painter Jackson Pollock. His father Adam is an art critic so I figured he'd name him for an out there artist.

Alfred and Rilian Villareal get their names from the areas of culture their mama and mummy love. Alfred is named for famous director Alfred Hitchcock (that's why he has a thing about birds)

Rilian is named for Prince Rilian from the Narnia books. Specifically Prince Rilian, who is the son of Prince Caspian, is a character in the Silver Chair (a movie I saw several times growing up).

I found Marta's name by looking at a list of popular Latina names. But her surname, Romero, absolutely comes from Romeo and Juliet. If you are attracted to pretty males and haven't seen Douglas Booth playing Romeo you are missing out!

Choose your least favourite character so far

I have several and thankfully they are all dead! It's hard to pick between these two though. Mortimer might beat Ophelia by a smidgeon.

Ophelia Ryan was James Goth's first wife. I hated her on principal because between rotations MCCC married them because James may have had a romance bar with Alexander but they weren't an official couple. Storywise I had her being a snob who only married James for his family status (James had the closeted trait when Alexander started flirting with him). Anyway she refused to believe James was gay, claiming no one actually enjoys woohoo, and was not going to let him divorce her so he could marry his boy toy. Then she had a cardiac explosion and died because she was a COW.

Mortimer Goth became a self obsessed mean man. First off he started blaming Bella for all their troubles, and called her a gold digger repeatedly. He was far more interested in writing his precious bestsellers than caring about his kids or wife. He only saw Cassandra and Alexander as their achievements, and let Milton lie in a diaper blowout for hours because he was writing. Oh and then he slept with their maid. Then he hired Dina to be a live in maid and slept with her before Bella disappeared. Then he was CRUSHED by a meteor made of karma.

#dag dag or tag tag #My sims have name origins #I do actually think about it most of the time #I need to go watch Romeo Douglas Booth again

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ashley-slashley · 2 months

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Johnny Gage hcs

Johnny Gage, my beloved. This is just stuff from off the top of my head. This man's been living in my head rent free since January 2024. Long post lol

☆ loves animals

☆ slightly has road rage

☆ will throw a bit of his food to birds in a parking lot

☆ will wake his s/o up in the middle of the night to tell you about some random shit he came up with

☆ only person who knows the most about him are his s/o and Roy

☆ has tripped over himself more times than he cares to admit

☆ believes in cryptids

☆ claims to not be bothered by horror movies - will cling to you if you watch anything that's not alfred hitchcock, the universal monsters, or creature features

☆ temperament issues

☆ lonely, isolated, and depressing upbringing, hence his starvation for affection and attention

☆ Walking Meme^TM

☆ believes in aliens and the paranormal

☆ knows everything and anything about firefighters and the history of the profession

☆ would probably go back in time to fight a handful of historical figures

☆ says "cow" when passing by a farm/ranch and sees a cow (this goes for all kinds of livestock, but cows are the most notable)

☆ probably has Roy's SSN memorized for some reason

☆ has insomnia :(

☆ has seen every episode of Adam-12 multiple times (ngl, he could write an essay on the social and cultural significance of Adam-12)

☆ has a Smokey Bear plush under his pillows

☆ appetite of Tarrare (minus small animals and children)

☆ likes watching documentaries

☆ tries to fix everything himself before calling an expert (or Roy)

☆ rolls around in his sleep

☆ warm natured, meaning he's definitely kicking the sheets and blanket off when sleeping

☆ lowkey stoner

☆ doesn't have a cohesive interior design choice in his apartment - minimalists DNI

☆ kinda has a sailor mouth, mainly comes up in certain situations

☆ very absurd sense of humor

☆ thinks the FDA's classifications for fruits and vegetables are stupid

☆ pets stray animals

☆ doesn't like metal (e.g. Black Sabbath, Judas Priest)

☆ loves thrifting and getting stuff from the curb

☆ shows Roy what absurd stuff he finds while thrifting

☆ loves flowers and plants

☆ has random and obnoxious decor in his apartment

☆ has definitely tripped over himself and face planted into the ground when rushing out of a car

☆ contemperary!Johnny would watch Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, Maury, Judge Judy, and other shows of that genre

☆ contemperary!Johnny quotes memes on a daily basis, and has a few in his vernacular vocabulary

☆ contemperary!Johnny has possibly been permanently banned from at least one convenience store for reenacting Who Wants Coffee

#the shitposter writes #johnny gage #emergency!#emergency! headcanons

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charlottenewtons · 9 months

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The Birds (1963)

#the birds #the birds 1963 #alfred hitchcock #tippi hedren #jessica tandy #my thing #ahem #melanie mummy issues you will always be famous

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homesweetgoodneighbor · 8 months

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Yeeeeeah, I couldn't play Dark Urge.

See, I can do evil. But, my evil has STANDARDS.

I don't do unnecessarily cruel evil to animals. Humanoids of many forms are assholes. They're easy to want to do evil to.

Kick a squirrel to death for nipping your foot? Why? What does that get you?

Recognize that squirrel's moxy, recruit that squirrel to be your minion, and later have it call upon its squirrel pals to help you? I mean, if you're evil and have speak with animals, you have an entire unbeatable army. Alfred Hitchcock had a whole ass fucking horror film about birds alone! (Canadians will tell you nothing short of nuclear holocaust will kill moose and no one is sure on that one.)

Not to mention this means you get to be nature friendly while committing other acts of horror. So, after a day of being evil, you can come home to some nice little plant-centric cottage with some animal pals to hang out with?

So, you get to be evil and a Disney princess. What's not to love?

Dark Urge is just not creative enough in my Not So Asked For Opinion.

------------------------ Please note: I don't care if you love to play Dark Urge. I'm just being silly. I have no desire to go that route, but what you do in your game is cool. So, chill. If you send me anon hate over it, then I will sigh sadly and delete you. Don't be a dick and learn reading comprehension.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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acquariusgb · 6 months

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Billary fic drabble advent calendar: Day 13

Day 13: Cozy (snuggling/cuddling)

Hillary was standing on the Truman balcony looking out to the horizon. It was a clear night and the stars were shining above the Washington monument which was looking majestic in the Washington skyline.

“It really is a beautiful view, isn't it?”

She slightly jumped at the sound of his voice. She hadn't heard him come out. She kept looking ahead and she tightened her arms around her.

“What are you doing out here all alone in the cold?” She then felt him wrapped his arms around her. She closed her eyes as.she leaned back against his chest and savored the warmth he brought.

“Just reminiscing.”

Bill hummed and laid his chin on the top of her head. “I’ll miss it too.” He whispered. “It’s been a great run until it lasted.”

In a couple of weeks George W. Bush would be sworn in as President and Bill and Hillary will have to leave the White House and start their new post-presidential life. Those eight years brought them joy and pain, they had their ups and downs, but no one will take away their place in history or their memories.

Hillary shivered when a gust of cold wind suddenly hit her. Bill held her even tighter.

“Why don’t we go inside?” He kissed the top of her head and guided her in their bedroom.

Hillary saw that a fire was burning in the fireplace and immediately on the sofa. She patted the seat inviting her husband to join her. Bill didn’t have to be told twice, he sat on the sofa and Hillary curled up against him. He put an arm and she laid her head on his chest.

“This is nice.” He muttered against her hair.

She sighed and kissed the top of his chest. “It is.” She looked around. “Remember when we got here and there was that horrible wallpaper with Chinese birds.”

He chuckled. “I remember. Can’t say that we and the Reagans had the same taste in decor.” For Bill, that wallpaper really reminded him of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind having this wallpaper in our new bedroom.”

He agreed. They chose it together and he really grew fond of it. “And the mattress…” he added. “I wonder if we can take the mattress with us.”

She chuckled.

“You know? Even if we can be sad about this chapter of our lives ending, I'm really looking forward to our next one.”

She smiled at him. “Me too.”

“Senator Clinton.” he teased her again with her new designation.

She rolled her eyes.

He nuzzled his face in the crook of her neck. “Want to snuggle a bit more and make out with the President?” He said in his husky voice.

“Oh my… what will the Republicans say?” she said playfully.

“Oh, I won't tell if you don't.” He caressed her back before kissing her.

#the clintons #hillary clinton #bill clinton #billary #white house years #bill and hillary #advent calendar fic

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Omg wait no talk to me more about horror that’s so cool how dare you hide that all in the tags

-🧶

Horror has literally been my special interest for over 5 years now. It's my biggest percentage in both dvds and books and Halloween brings me the most joy of all the holidays or annual celebrations.

Like. I have fixated so much on this genre. I love all of it so much. I love the old Alfred Hitchcock movies I've seen. Funnily enough I watched the Birds before Psycho, but I did see the original Psycho in theatres thanks to a showing they were doing for its anniversary close to two years ago. (Though I'll never watch it again thanks to something that happened after seeing it.)

I love 80s movies like halloween and slashers like that. I've only seen the first sleep away camp but that was my second thought when you sent the ask before this. Because that movie is filled with those sorts of outfits.

I hate Friday the 13th because it's boring. But I love Halloween because it's also boring.

CHUCKY IS THE BEST FRANCHISE. I love that little shit and his mini empire filled with returning cast and writers and directors and prop teams, puppeteers, special effects departments. I love the families that have grown with the series. I love queer horror. Full, unabashed, campy queer horror. And that's what he turns into. And now we have the dramatic horror with teen angst and Devon Sawa's presence every season. I'm so??? AAAAA.

And then you have one off movies, like trick r Treat and Killer Klowns!! Trick r Treat has such a soft spot in my heart and I love Sam as a character. I love the intertwined stories with him at the center of all of them. I LOVE KILLER KLOWNS. It's so bad it's good! And the intro is amazing!

I love modern gore horror! I love terrifier and Saw and I love gore for the sake of gore! I love practical effects! I love watching Art the Clown torture somebody just because he finds it funny. I love the hypocrisy of John Kramer and his devoted disciples, each with their own reasoning for following in his footsteps.

I love modern horror by Jordan Peele! Every horror movie he's made has been in my favourite movies from the year I watched it in. I loved nope last year. I loved get out and us. I love every inch of detail.

I LOVE SHAUN OF THE DEAD AND PARODIES. They're always so much fun!

I love office horror. With the belko experiment and mayhem. They were both fun watches!

I LOVE EXPERIMENTAL HORROR LIKE SKINAMARINK!!!! God I loved that movie so much. It made me genuinely uncomfortable.

I love easy going horror. I love horror comedy. I love how broad horror is. I love every subgenre of horror.

Now I'm just waxing poetic about horror movies but yeah. I could probably easily give over 50 horror movie recommendations and I'd be holding back.

#asks #🧶 anon #j is talking again

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