#all like

[princess-n-protagonist]

Screaming

CRYING

T H R O W I N G U P

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#Chigisagi nation how we feeling!? #all like #thirteen of us #chigisagi #Isagiri #chigiri hyouma #isagi yoichi #Isagi x chigiri #chigiri hyoma #bllk anime spoilers #blue lock anime #bllk spoilers

[tobyfobywoahby]

HELP LIKE MORE THAN HALF OF MY FOLLOWERS ATP ARE FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS ACCOUNT uhh POLL TIME FOR ALL MY FOLLOWERS PLEAS

#jammy rambles #poll #ALL LIKE #100 OF YOU GUYS

[bloobluebloo]

*Every time I hear my nursing friends talk about work* "Thank you to that niggling voice in the back of my head for making me not go into medicine. Thank you 🙏"

#maybe that voice was Gan #all like #bitch if you study All That it's gonna encroach on my space that I do not pay rent for #but seriously why is healthcare so fucked up #everyone is stressed out #patients #doctors #nurses #staff #everyone loses #admiral's log

[kalpasio]

Is Monday 2

Me every fucking week: I'm gonna write a fic and it's gonna be really good and a reasonable length!

The Fic: is way too long and takes like 2 weeks to write

Me every fucking week: *surprised pikachu face*

That's all to say

story's not done

I'm sorry

have some more Kalpas hc's but with a vampire!Reader this time to tide you over

Getting this out of the way:

Kalpas will riot if you feed from anyone else

He doesn't know how often you need to feed

You try to convince him you need blood more often than his body can manage

he tells you "that sucks. Do it anyway."

He's actually fine because plot convenience he's a MANTIS but you got really really worried that first time you thought you took too much

Holds your head in place when you feed

he doesn't like it okay????

he's only doing it because you need it and he wants to make sure you're alright

please don't bring up the fact that he tries to hold you there even after you're done and pulling away

We know how worked up this man gets about fighting

absolutely he is kissing you when you're finished

you bite him and when you pull away and lick some of his blood off your lip, he's using the hand that's still on the back of your head to yank you into a kiss

Used to keep his mask on when you bit him

takes it off now, just because he wants to kiss you right after

and taking the mask off when you're done takes too much time.

Has headbutted you with the mask because he forgot it was there and wanted a kiss

Another vampire called him your thrall exactly one (1) time.

that vampire got chewed out by Kalpas

and then chewed out by you

maybe literally, who knows

anyway

guy's dead now probably

Calls you a vampire the same way he calls Mei a Herrscher

"what do you want, vampire"

eventually it becomes "vampire (Affectionate)"

"what are you doing here vampire?"

meaning "it's not safe, go away I don't want you hurt" but he can't say that.

other vampires still get vampire (derogatory)

"so you don't like vampires?"

"no"

"but you like me"

"yeah"

"but I'm a vampire"

"and?"

man does not care, hates other vampires, but you're fine, you don't count

Because The Sun makes you go Ow

You spend a lot of time inside the base

it is Dark and Lonely

but you have your own personal fire

very very cheesy, but Kalpas literally brings light into your life

Anytime he visits you when you're both relaxing (relaxing? never heard of her) he starts a fire in your old fireplace and it's unbelievably cozy

Definitely has walked into your room and gone "why's it so dark" and opened the curtains

You were only a little burnt, it's fine

no he didn't apologize

told you getting burnt by the sun was "stupid" and you should "try sunscreen"

Kalpas is no longer allowed near your windows

Overall? Solid 8/10

very good bf for a vampire as long as he remembers they're a vampire

apparently someone being a vampire is just my brains default. odd choice, but ok.

Some part of me wanted to write about like biting places other than his neck but all I came up with was like "you bite his thighs some times. Man has nice thighs, idk" which like. is true but I can't write that

also I have a note on my phone that says

Just because your Kalpas isn't ooc doesn't make him better. I get to hug mine

#I'm gonna post every week! :) #blood tw #i'm like #supersupersuper excited to write this story #it has once again gone way off the rails from the original prompt #but it's FINE #I like how it's going #all like #2 pages that I've written #I have the plot sorted #but it's gonna be a hot minute before it's done #I really said and then posted for exactly one week #vampire!Reader #kalpas x reader #azaryawrites #honkai x reader #tamalethebear #I feel like someone needs to stop me with this vampire nonsense #there might be something wrong with me #idk

[lover-of-mine]

Me to myself after I started to cry while baking because I remembered the scene in mixed feelings where Buck is baking with Chris: girlie pop is the brainrot that deep or is your period coming? Because this is too much even for you.

#i am not kidding kspskspakpakapalap #i was crying measuring my ingredients #and then i was standing around in the kitchen l #all like #what even is hap6 #kspskspskspskapakspakpsksos #thoughts thoughts thoughts

[deathbyoctopi]

SO THERE ARen’t that many fics about Xue Yang skipping Baixue temple and trying his damnest to find that Sacred Mountain to burn it to the ground. 

Yes, Baoshan Sanren is elusive and immortal, but her protegees are certainly not, and a juiced-up demonic cultivator like Xue Yang with the Yin tiger Amulet can certainly do a looot of damage if sufficiently motivated...

If anything, he might see it as a challange. 

Also, how is Xiao Xingchen supposed to know about it if he’s never going back to his mountain, and news from up there don’t ever reach the mortal world? Xue Yang is gonna need a very big bonfire to get the message across, then. 

#or dreams #prophetic dreams are always a possibility #xxc wakes up in cold sweat after seeing his home destroyed #supportive song lan sees him debate with himself whether he should brake his vow to make sure everything's fine #he's so anxious he convinces him to go #so they head up the mountain #and find only ash and dust #and Xue Yang waiting there #all like #I told you we'd see again Daozhang #today in things I absolutely want but can't have #unless I write them myself? #but I don't know how #mdzs #mdzs fanfic #cql #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #xue yang #xiao xingchen #song lan #baoshan sanren #where are you? #Wanna be extra cruel? #How about she tells xxc #You wanted to go see the world #Now you sent this world back to us #TT_TT

[foolsocracy]

The Sam Prime community is too small I can’t have ppl in the notes of one of my sam p posts saying ‘thinking abt that one sam p post where’ as if I also didn’t write that one too

#WHERE IS YOUR RAGE WHERE IS YOUR ANGER RISE RISE RISE #also I love seeing that I’m just being silly #I’m all bashful twisting my foot around #teehee people read my posts #all like #the dog speaks

[the-bi-space-ace]

Me when someone says anything remotely nice about my writing:

#it’s honestly kind of embarrassing how excited I get #I got running to my partner with my phone #all like #look someone likes it #look they liked this detail #look they said it was cute #look they’ve read and commented on other stuff too! #look I did good

[transalfredpennyworth]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

#tim drake #bruce wayne #can i just tag the entire batfam.... this applies to all of them i think #all of them deal with their issues by putting on spandex and beating up criminals. none of them are exempt from this post #let them make bad stupid inconsiderate decisions... its funny entertaining and free #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #dc batman #dc comics #additionally: #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent john doe #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #peter lukas #tma #every tma character ever actually. they all suck soso bad ❤️️❤️️ #melanie king #daisy tonner #basira hussain #georgie barker #can i tag bruce again. because like

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on. #double shot

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

#them all gagging in unison lmaooo why they cook us like that?? #30k

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[blairwitchapologist]

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

#i got all of these screenshots from twitter #it’s fucking insane #it’s like a $43 lotion

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!