#also.....gay disasters

[cat-sithe]

the brothers ever :)

idk if this relatable to anyone else, but i don’t really talk about my special interests to anyone irl. like the thought of anyone finding out, especially close friends and family, that i like rise as much as i do makes me want to die a little bit on the inside. of course it wouldn’t be a big deal but still… does anyone know what i’m talking about or am i just being silly…?

i haven’t watched Bluey so idk much about it other than it has dogs so i just made leo like it for the same reasons i like rise (family shenanigans)

also messy comic ik but it is what it is

part two

#i also just realised how many times i used the word cringe #pretend the last 'cringe' is 'cheesy' instead i'm too lazy to fix it #you aren't cringe for linking these things #i just wanted to express how i feel about liking cartoons sometimes #not pictured: leo seeing sonic and shadow and saying “these bitches gay” #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #tmnt #tmnt fanart #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt disaster twins #disaster twins #rottmnt comic #cat sithe

[chaoticas-hell]

I like how Nora tried to make us believe there was something between Renee and Jean like- no- that's a lesbian collecting traumatized gay men to be her friends like they're Pokémon

#she's also their ultimate wing woman #like when she told Neil Andrew was gay bc he wouldn't do it himself bc hes a disaster #shes just doing gods work helping her gay besties get their man #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #andrew minyard #andreil #the kings men #tkm #renee walker #aftg renee #jean moreau #jerejean #jeremy knox #aftg shitpost #all for the game my beloved #all for the gay

[obsob]

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

#mine #original #ough. hello. #happy new year!!!!! first drawing of th year!!!!!!!! #also LAKSBF 15k followers. hello. welcome #i taught bf how to crochet n hes making a blanket....the irl insp for this piece... #im so proud of these colours....i used an actual real life colour palette..n i think that is th way forward #also . gradient maps my beloved #why have i always refused ur warm embrace....... #dont pay attention 2 the wool bowls okay ive seen a picture of one like once #i do want one however. tho why r they so expensive #its a bowl w a hole in it. relax #ive been listening 2 the silmarillion audiobook as ive been working...i love it sm its like incomprehensible #like. idk what ur talking abt but i love it all th same!! #i tried reading it last year n was like.......okay anyway #rereading gay nuclear disaster book rn....natasha pulley would it kill u 2 write a smut scene #i want 2 see th horrible little scientist man get railed #next book after this is . 1030 pages oaodghsdugd #my goal is to read 50 books this year but i do not think that will happen bc i refuse 2 read books less than 400 pages skjdgbskjd #someone ask me about books. i have so many opinions abt books #okay good evening. i leave u w love

[itsredpaint]

joker: (is happy the seed he planted sprouted) akechi: he has to die

(original post)

#akeshu #shuake #nikiki's art #persona 5 #let akechi be a disaster gay too he deserves it #also thats the cutest joker ive ever drawn wtf #mood akechi #shujin goro au

[midoristeashop]

Mending my sins and finally catching up with lights of Avalon!!!1!! @alkalinefrog

I swear kai your characterization of everyone is so perfect and charming UGH it’s like falling in love with them all over again

Huge special shoutout to @bignostalgias for being the bulk of the inspo for their designs! Hic, jack, jame, and em designs are next <3

#lights of avalon #hijack #there are so many drawable scenes SO MANY #tooth is written so fuckin good what #ASTRIANA SWEEP #bunny actually caring about everyone’s well being brings tears to my eyes #the big brother dynamic w jack is chefs kiss #SANDY #always always a sandy kinnie #WHEN HE FLIPS THE TABLE #also I kid you not the moment the smallest of descriptive details about Jamie came up I exploded #THATS HIM #MY SON #I’m on ch 8 rn #I have many things to talk about w/ my disaster gays in a separate post #toothiana #bunnymund #rotg

[darth-sonny]

this is a conversation Donnie forces them to have often

[a soft sequel to this]

#homosexual heterophic donnie peeps rise up #he's also the definition of ''gay rights but only for me. everyone else is on their own'' #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #donnie hamato #rise leo #leo hamato #gay donnie #sapphic leo #disaster twins #transfem leo #cleo tag #my art #sonny draws

[tequiilasunriise]

Me when I go to the Monster Ball in a lesbian flag of a skirt (love me) and dye my hair the main color of this girl I used to fight with because of my mom’s pressuring influence (love me love me) and now I share soft looks with her, this girl who has led me to softness with open hands and gentle smiles (love me love me love me) and she’s just a friend but in that weird aching way that leaves my heart sore and teeth hurting (love me love me love me love me-) and good gods is this what it feels like to be accepted? To be known?

(love me love me love me love me please just please it’s all I’ll ask)

#listen. guys. okay just LISTEN. #toralei stripe is my girlfail gay disaster of a daughter who wants to be loved S O BAD its sickening my poor heart cant take it #her outfit fer monster ball was SOOO GAYYY like girl wanted Clawdeen to understand a Certain Message™️ soooo badddd #fistfighting catarina in a denny’s parking lot fer custody as we speak #like yeag i LOVE me some toxic yuri some divorced yuri some absolutely and tragically undeniably DOOMED by the narrative yuri #looks at rosebird rwby looks away #but you know what i also love me some soft baby’s first crush babygays healing yuri too #toralei is my sopping wet pathetic meowmeow and she WILL be loved by this bundle of optimistic stubborn joy that is clawdeen okay? okay. #monster high #monster high g3 #toradeen #toralei stripe #clawdeen wolf #mh g3

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I hope for Good Omens season 3 Neil Gaiman pulls the, "Actually Aziraphale and Crowley don't need to kiss to show they love each other" card because Michael Sheen would personally bomb the Amazon headquarters

#don't get mad it's not fedposting papa government #also tumblr would freak out and it would be very funny #like when intense tomgreg enjoyers got mad that it wasn't canon (even though it totally is just not in the fanficcy way lmao) #good omens #good omens 3 #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #noted bisexual disaster michael sheen #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #neil if you're reading this. have gay sex you coward #<- wait WAIT phrasing #my man really fell in love with doctor who for the bit huh

[gottagobackintime]

Can’t stop thinking about Trent just making noises because he wanted to join the conversation and help them like…. Who are you??

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #trent crimm #I just can’t stop laughing at it because it’s so silly #but also lines up perfectly with my view of Trent as a disaster of a man who pretends he’s cool and everyone falls for it #also his gay little mug I see you Trent I see you #nicole watches stuff

[groovinrightalong]

Spreading my “Mike’s favorite songs are influenced by Will” agenda

#mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #byler #byler wip #byler fic #the cure #also #disaster gays #poor will almost wrecked the car #you thought I only wrote mike being dumb and gay? #incorrect #we’re an equal opportunity household ‘round these parts

[1pcii]

my fave alabasta shipping dynamics is pre-established zolu playing matchmaker (how successful they are? eehhhh) for pining namivivi

#this is 100% a flip on that one fanfic script of 'pre-established background lesbian pairing playing matchmaker to the main #'disaster gays' mlm pairing'. that so commonly clogs up the wlw pairings ship tags (<- has experienced the horrors of homestuck ao3) #but also I do think it fits the respective ship dynamics better because zolu is SUCH a comfortable QPR/bfs pairing while namivivi are a #dramatic. angst filled star crossed lovers/'in love and war'. bittersweet pairing #also the potential zoro and nami dynamic aaaa #I love those two so much. he would be SOO annoying about her predicament and she would rack up his dept SOOO much XP #psii.txt #text #god I wish I could write fanfic sometimes #not that I'm expecting anyone to. but if you want 👁️👁️. if you WANT 👀 #this is open for anyone to pick up and do what you wish just PLEASEEEE tag me. please 🙏 #namivivi #zolu #<- also in character for me to crosstag the side pairing to clog up the tag btw. its for the bit ok m sorry XP

[literallyjusttoa]

Me, adding more gay yearning songs to my playlists: It’s what Apollo would want for me.

#this also applies to my gay yearning in general #if no one gets me bisexual disaster Lester Papadopoulos gets me 🙏🙏🙏 #trials of apollo #sunny speaks #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #shut up sunny

[deadhearthotline]

DISASTER TWINS @ PRIDE PARADE REAL⁉️

ik parades happen exclusively in the daytime but i needed an excuse for this to be at night and the excuse is that i do what i want!!!

anyways, happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈 more pride art later maybe

(tcest stay the hell away or i start rearranging the placements of the bones in your body)

#i only drew donnie + leo cause those 2 are my faves so #also i have yet to do any full lineart of Raph + frankly i'm intimidated #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the tmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt disaster twins #disaster twins #the twins ever #pride month #aroace #transgender #mlm #gay #zero drawings here

[aha-chuu]

Sorta interesting thing I noticed while reading Kavetham / haiveh fanfiction is that the most popular fanon seems to be that Kaveh is into make-up and has a whole beauty/skincare routine, but -

If you look at their faces, Al Haitham is the one obviously wearing make up? Like he has his peachy eye shadow situation and the same liner Kaveh has. Kaveh does have more pronounced eyelashes (mascara maybe?) but Al Haitham is definitely also wearing some make up, if not more make up.

I sorta like the idea that Kaveh, distractible architect extraordinaire, has the same insomnia I do and so doesn't get out of bed until the last minute before leaving. So he actually never plans time to do complex make up, if any at all, and his hair is stuck with a million clips and no sense of cohesion. His shirt is half unbuttoned cos he literally walked out of the door still pulling it on.

In contrast, Al Haitham has his life (and morning routine) in order, so he has time for a splash of eye shadow in the morning. He's very efficient and bare-bones about it, just a couple of products to look a little more presentable, but it's there. And ofc looking good is important when you're so recognisable.

#Kaveh #al Haitham #Alhaitham #Genshin impact #Kavetham #haiveh #this is also i think a symptom of what i like to call #the babygirlification problem #where people pick the twink (bottom) in the gay ship #and give them the more feminine attributes #which actually isn't too much of an epidemic for these two! #and bottom top hcs are ofc fine #but I'm a lil tired of like #oh big strong alhaitham and his fragile twink bf #saw a fic where they explicitly wrote Kaveh as a catalyst user cos #nahhhh he's too soft for claymore #':/ let them both have multiple attributes come on #also #there is something funny about Kaveh being a disaster and still looking so good #people assume he's putting in effort #but i think that's just me being optimistic about myself #i like Alhaitham more but the adhd blonde in me relates hard with disaster Kaveh man #but then I'm a humanities student who's a bit blunt... #maybe Kavetham is me. I'll give myself that yeah #self love or something

[hellolulu]

> Be an esper

> Be so powerful that some weird terrorist group keeps trying to recruit you even though you're a child

> Live alone with no parental supervision (probably because you are being targeted by the terrorist group)

> Become disillusioned to believe you are the star of the world, the main protagonist, and that everyone else should bow down to you

> Become leader of the local delinquents and win fights just for the thrill of being #1 no matter who steps up

> Get your ass handed to you by a guy who cried about handing your ass to you

> Realise gay feelings and renounce former lifestyle to become his devoted follower instead

> Help him take down the aforementioned terrorist organisation, while trying to look good in front of him the whole time because you're determined to be his rival (and lover)

> He doesn't seem to care either way, but you are his friend and he likes to confide in you, so this only fuels your passion to be noticed by him more

> You assist him in buying the ugliest t-shirt for his big reveal event because you are a fashion disaster and genuinely think he's rocking the look

> You refuse to be brainwashed because some guy called Psycho Helmet is trying to impersonate the dude you've devoted your life to

> You get brainwashed

> Get broken out of brainwashing because the guy who handed your ass to you at the start of the school year is so cool to you that literal godly powers can't stop you from being gay for him

> The ugly tshirt you helped him to buy ended up being the catalyst for him defeating the cult

> The world will never know the work you put in, but you are so devoted that it will literally never matter to you 💖 Go king go 💖

> You are Hanazawa from mob psycho 100 and this is your literal canon story

#i love one straight guy and his gay best friend #it's funny I'm not a terumobber usually but #all the ageswap aus have me saying yeah terumob #so idk what this is all about #ageswap mob bi normal mob straight? #idk my brain is just having a funny silly goofy time #terumob #mobteru #hanazawa #shigeo #mob #hanazawa teruki #teruki hanazawa #hanazawa mp100 #mp100 hanazawa #hanazawa the fashion disaster #also this is literally all canon mob is so powerful #mp100 #mp100 spoilers #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho 100 spoilers

[klngfili]

lancelot and his brothers swordalot and daggeralot

#smaugs ramblings #gwen is chefs kiss im so gay for her #she and morgana should fuck #also arthur youre so valid i see you you disaster bi