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yusuke-of-valla · 8 months
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Cats In The Cradle
A/N: I was cleaning out my drive again and found a fun little chat fic I forgot about!
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Futaba: @everyone
Futaba: Guys.
Futaba: Inari’s on the Phan Site
Ryuji: What?
Yusuke: ?
Futaba: “Kitagawa Yusuke keeps having his demon cat attack unsuspecting students”
Ann: lol what?
Akira: Links
Futaba: https://www.phansite.jp/forums/post/20004563
Futaba: apparently the cat just jumps on people’s lunches
Makoto: do they mean Morgana?
Akira: Morgana’s never attacked anyone
Yusuke: The poster probably means Vincent
Yusuke: Which is preposterous, because Vincent mostly just sits in the corner unless he wants pets. He’s certainly not a demon.
Yusuke: Who could look at this face and call him a demon cat
Yusuke: IMG_20170116_1345.jpeg
Sumire: AWWWWWWW
Sumire: he’s such a cute kitty, is he a tabby?
Yusuke: Yes, though I wouldn’t call him a “kitty,” He’s around 13.
Sumire: all cats are kitties. Also tell him I love him
Yusuke: will do.
Akira: I didn’t know you had another cat.
Ryuji: Is Mona jealous?
Akira: He says he isn’t
Yusuke: Vincent used to hang out around the shack and I’d see him on the way to school. Then a few weeks after I moved into the dorms, he just showed up.
Sumire: awwwwwwwww
Makoto: They allow you to have pets in the dorm?
Yusuke: Well the dorm I’m in specifically is the “pet dorm” for students who want to have pets and keep the separate from students who have allergies or just don’t want to live near them
Yusuke: It was the only dorm that still had a room on such short notice.
Ann: Oh that’s so cool!
Akira: Is that why you were allowed to keep your lobsters?
Ryuji: Oh yeah, how are they doing?
Yusuke: Da Vinci and Rembrandt are doing well
Yusuke: IMG_20170116_1356.jpeg
Sumire: AWWWWWWW
Akechi: They’re just lobsters
Sumire: they’re adorable >:T
Akechi: :/
Haru: Sorry to get off topic but did anyone else read that full post?
Futaba: Nah, I just saw the title and texted everyone
Akechi: Wow. This person hates your guts
Yusuke: Huh, odd.
Ryuji: Wait, the way Akechi hates Akira’s guts or the way he hates other people’s guts?
Akechi: what?
Sumire: Definitely the way he hates Maruki
Akechi: Wait what does that mean
Yusuke: I believe they mean is the commentor’s hatred of me laced with homoeroticism or not
Akechi: MY HATRED OF JOKER IS NOT LACED WITH HOMOEROTICISM
Sumire: No need to get so worked up, we aren’t saying you want to have hate sex with him or anything
Ryuji: I am 100% saying that
Sumire: It just could go either way sometimes the way you talk about him
Akechi: I hate all of you
Ann: But not the way you hate Akira, which is the point
Akechi has left the chat
Makoto: Anyway
Makoto: Is this worth looking into?
Yusuke: Probably not.
Yusuke: They haven’t tried anything directly, we should just consider it a troll or vent comment.
Yusuke: I can hardly think of anything I’ve done to warrant this ire though
Futaba: reading between the lines, sounds like Vincent gets out and bothers him when he shit talks you and now he’s convinced you’re doing this somehow
Yusuke: I don’t think Vincent is that smart, he just likes that I feed him.
Sumire: Shush! He loves you and is defending you from bullies!
Yusuke: that’s a pleasant thought :)
Sumire: You should bring him to the cafe and he can hang out with Mona!
Haru: Do you think he’d wear cute outfits?
Akira: Mona wants to pick out the outfits if he’s wearing anything.
Ann: Oh I know a place that makes little cat-shaped macarons!
Sumire: Cat playdate! Cat playdate!
Akira: Cat playdate! Cat playdate!
Yusuke: Vincent seems ok with it.
Ann: Cat playdate!
Haru: Cat playdate!
Makoto: Cat playdate?
Ryuji: Cat playdate!
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dollkisses05 · 1 month
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Trauma didn’t make you funnier it made you download tumblr
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thoughtkick · 2 months
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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nekofaust · 24 days
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It's that time of year...
Pony Posting is Now Banned at Site-19
New collab tale up!
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Art of pony 682 by chise ♡
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perfectfeelings · 9 months
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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quotefeeling · 8 months
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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perfectquote · 8 months
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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thedeskofaltoclef · 2 months
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Of all the Alto Clef tales I have read the one thing I will never understand is WHY IS MERI IN CONTAINMENT.
My dude is a top tier reality bender, the world's greatest assassian, litterally has access to all of mankind's collective knowledge, and he's just like "meh, time for a 9 to 5 while my kid suffers."
It's the only Clef plot hole I cannot fill! I solved the damn Lillith equation to and I can't figure out why the fuck she's even there and why he stays!
Aaaugh!!!! I lose sleep over these things!
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garadinervi · 8 months
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Vincenzo Accame, Untitled, (mixed media on paper), 1974 [Archivio di Nuova Scrittura, Museion, Bolzano-Bozen. Beni culturali in Alto Adige, Provincia Autonoma di Bolzano – Alto Adige. © Vincenzo Accame. Photo: Gardaphoto]
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altocat · 2 months
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Okay. Starting up writing again tonight. But I'm gonna take an interest poll to see what I should do first.
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yusuke-of-valla · 9 months
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An Allegory Of The Vanities of Human Life
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On a trip to Tatsumi Port Island in 2009, Yusuke overhears something he shouldn't.
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Yusuke can’t sleep. He’s been having strange dreams ever since they got to Tatsumi Port Island. He looks at the clock and sees it’s a few minutes to midnight. For a second he’s tempted to go find Sensei, but he knows Sensei will simply scold him and say he’s too old for this sort of behavior, so instead he tries and slips into the kitchen to make some warm milk to help him sleep.
He leaves his room and sees a sliver of light from the conference room. The suite they’re in is large, paid for by one of Sensei’s friends, and he must still be up talking.
Yusuke doesn’t know what possesses him to head closer to the open door, but he can smell alcohol and hear Sensei laughing. 
He should go, he’ll be in trouble for being up so late.
“I can’t believe you did it, you old coot,” Sensei’s friend says. “After all these years, you really found the perfect business plan.”
“It’s all thanks to The Sayuri,” Sensei says, clearly drunk. 
The Sayuri? What was–
“If the woman who painted it hadn’t dropped dead in front of me, I wouldn’t have anything.”
“You’re still stuck with her kid though, right?”
“Who? Yusuke? Sure kids can be annoying but he knows how to behave.”
Yusuke backs away from the door, his entire body shaking. Sensei stole The Sayuri from Mama? Sensei had been there when Mama died? He’d said that she was alone, that there was nothing anyone could do.
He barely registers as he crashes to the floor and curls up into a ball. 
And then everything stops.
Yusuke doesn’t notice at first, too wrapped up in his sobs to notice that the laughter in the other room has gone silent, or that the moon has gotten impossibly large, or the sickly green hues lighting the apartment.
All he knows is that everything he knew was a lie.
Finally he’s run out of tears and notices how everything’s wrong, and he tiptoes back towards the door. Instead of Sensei and his friend though, there are coffins.
Yusuke’s always been told to not make too much noise, especially late at night, so he doesn’t let the scream that’s crawling out of his chest escape his throat, but he feels sick.
Is this all some sort of weird nightmare? Is there anyone else even here? 
Footsteps from the outside hall answer his question. Yusuke is quick to curl up behind the couch and hide, and someone breaks open the door.
Yusuke’s pretty sure she’s the angel of death. That has to be the only explanation, with her porcelain skin, pristine dress, and axe.
The angel of death looks around and heads into the conference room. Sure enough Yusuke hears Sensei’s friend let out a scream that’s quickly cut short. The angel of death walks out, her dress still perfectly white. Yusuke tries to get a better look at her, but accidentally knocks over the lamp.
Her head snaps over to him and she stares at him impassively.
“Well, that’s odd.”
“U-um are you going to kill me?” Yusuke asks.
She tilts her head. “I’m not sure. I don’t think it’s a good thing you saw me. Takaya would probably consider you a loose end.”
Yusuke looks down. “Can you at least take me to see Mama after you kill me?” He asks quietly.
“You’re not scared of dying?”
“I-I dunno. I just–” Yusuke’s not a stranger to death. He always knew Mama’s health was bad. That was something she wanted him to know. Mama didn’t want him to be unprepared when she died, so she spent a lot of time talking about it with him. It had helped soften the blow when Sensei had told him. He hadn’t even cried at the quick funeral. 
But now that wound’s been ripped right open. Sensei had lied about Mama’s death. Sensei had lied about everything. If nothing he knew was real then maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to die?
“I want to see  Mama,” Yusuke says.
“What happened to your mother?” The angel of death asks.
Yusuke’s eyes turn toward the door. “Sensei… he said she died when she had a seizure and he couldn’t do anything because he was in the other room, but he lied.”
“Oh, so he killed her?” 
“I don’t.. I don’t know that. I know he lied. I don’t know why.”
“Why don’t we ask him?” The angel of death walks over and offers out her hand, and Yusuke takes it. Then they head back into the conference room. The dead body of Sensei’s friend is there, along with a massive coffin.
The angel of death opens it up, and Sensei comes out.
“What? Who are you? Yusuke, what’s going on here?”
Yusuke grips the angel of death’s hand tighter, and she looks at him.
“I’m not going to do this for you.”
Yusuke swallows. “What did you do to Mama?”
“What?” Madarame laughs, “Yusuke what are you talking about?”
“You said she dropped dead in front of you, did you do something to her?”
“I don’t know what you’re trying to insinuate, but you’re being very ungrateful after everything I’ve done for you.”
“You stole The Sayuri from Mama. You said it was lucky she died! What happened?”
Sensei makes his scary face, and Yusuke instinctively opens his mouth to apologize when the angel of death squeezes his hand.
“I didn’t do anything,” Sensei says. “She had a seizure in front of me and let it happen.”
“You killed her,” Yusuke says, barely above a whisper.
“What was that?”
“You killed her! If Mama has a seizure you’re s’posed to get her the medicine in the green bottle and call the ambulance! You didn’t even try!” Tears are streaming down his cheeks.
“You can think whatever you want, but you won’t be able to prove it,” Sensei says. “I don’t know who your friend is, but she’s trespassing. My private security will–”
Faster than anyone can react, the angel of death pulls out a gun and holds it to Sensei’s head.
“N-now, let’s all be calm,” Sensei says. “Yusuke, what happened to your mother was an unfortunate accident. I couldn’t have done anything! Besides, I’ve been good to you haven’t I? I raised you as my own!”
The angel of death looks at Yusuke, silently asking a question. He thinks it over for an eternity.
“Did Mama beg you for help too?” Yusuke asks.
The anger on Madarame’s face is answer enough. 
Yusuke nods at the angel, and she points the gun at her own head. 
“Come, Medea.”
With the pull of a trigger, something…. terrifying and beautiful comes out of her and starts glowing. 
Madarame starts screaming and Yusuke closes his eyes and turns away. He doesn’t look back when the screaming stops.
“So, now can you take me to see Mama?” Yusuke asks the angel of death.
“I can’t take you to see her now,” she says, “but you can see her soon. If you’d like to come with me.”
Yusuke nods. There’s nothing left for him here now.
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dollkisses05 · 13 days
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thoughtkick · 2 years
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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nekofaust · 1 month
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New clef up. Same canon as 8166
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perfeqt · 1 year
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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quotefeeling · 1 year
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You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.
Palo Alto
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