#am I still procrastinating?

[sexynetra]

36. “Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m dating you or babysitting you.” SCREAMS sashnetra 🫣🫶🏻🫶🏻

I had maybe too much fun writing this one 🫣🤭 anyways I don’t know what this au is however whatever it is… I kinda love it. Also it’s in the same universe as the haunted house one. These girlfriends are menaces. :)

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Sasha was getting too old for clubbing. She’d much rather lounge on the couch in sweats, watching syndicated television and smoking the biggest joint she can roll. Clubs were too loud, too many people, and her body always aches for days after going out.

Unfortunately for her, her girlfriend was the perfect age to want to go clubbing every weekend.

Not that Sasha joined her every time. She had her limits after all. But she was hard pressed to say no when Anetra turned those big shiny brown eyes on her. Whenever Anetra gave her those soft hopeful looks, Sasha knew she would turn the world upside down to get her what she wanted.

So she found herself at the club, nursing a glass of white wine as she watched Anetra finish her fourth drink since they arrived. Anetra set the empty glass on the bar counter and spun around until she spotted Sasha, face lighting up as she weaved her way through the other patrons, coming up to Sasha and plopping herself down to settle on Sasha’s thigh, smiling goofily and leaning in to place a kiss on her girlfriend’s cheek as Sasha’s arm wound around Anetra’s waist, keeping her steady.

“You look so sexy, Sash. Everyone in this club is gonna be so jealous when I go home with you…” she giggled, leaning against Sasha.

Sasha couldn’t help but be endeared by the younger girl's antics, moving her free hand to push Anetra’s hair out of her face.

“Pretty girl,” she murmured, admiring the drunken glow radiating from the woman on her lap. “Such a pretty girl. I think it’s time to drink some water, okay baby?”

Anetra pouted immediately at that. “Don’t need water, Sash. Besides, Jell-O shots are half off right now…” she trailed off, wiggling her brows. When Sasha just cocked her brow at that, Anetra pout deepened, placing her hand on Sasha’s chest where her locket rested, turning those damn puppy dog eyes on as she looked at Sasha.

“C’mon babe, please? We’re out at a club and I want you to have fun too… we can get the shots and then go dance. I wanna show you off, make everyone here jealous.”

Sasha melted slightly as Anetra pleaded with her. She liked to think she was good at resisting people’s attempts to get their way, but that all flew out the window with Anetra.

“Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m dating you or babysitting you… one glass of water and then we can get the shots and I’ll come dance with you,” She murmured, pecking her lips.

Anetra rolled her eyes but smiled, giving a mock salute.

“Yes mommy,” Anetra drew out the name, watching the hunger flash behind Sasha’s eyes before turning away and waving over the bartender, a smug grin on her lips. After all, she knew exactly how to get whatever she wanted, and keep both her and Sasha happy.

#am I still procrastinating? #yes #did I want to write shameless fluff? #also yes #does sashnetra have a mommy kink? #yes for a third time #you and I both know that as soon as this scene is over they’re gonna go have crazy sex #it’s what they deserve #anyways I was so scared to write sasha but I honestly enjoyed it :) #also drunk anetra! my beloved! she is based on drunk me which is to say #a flirty happy giggly mess #who is also a lightweight #good for her and also me #rpdr 15 #drag race #anetra #drag race 15 #rpdr #sasha colby #sashnetra #my writing #no editing at all so any mistakes are just added flavor

[love-iathan]

My friend sent me this went I pulled Al Haitham.

(40$ down the drain for a man who wouldn't give me a second glace 😊)

Anyways, if you guys want a friend, I'm selling mine /j

#《content//mod post》 #genshin impact #genshin #kaveh #al haitham #dendro daddy 😳 #now all i need is tighnari and diluc 😊 #its funny because im ace (not for fictional men tho 😩) #am i still procrastinating? #yes

[intotheelliwoods]

snatched. dw his phone is ok haha

+ a low effort bonus

Poptart had a good nights rest.. eventually....

#I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH DO YOU UNDERSTAND #am I procrastinating on the main comic still? #yes #yes I am #2 arms left #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #leonardo hamato #rise leo #future leonardo

[boldlygoingbacktobed]

au where I don't leave all my work to the absolute last minute every fucking time

#it is 2:20 am I have to give this presentation at 9:30 #do I know what the absolute fuck I'm talking about? #No #Have I read literally any literature on the subject? #Also no #Is there a solid chance I'm going to fail this module? #absolutely #am I STILL procrastinating? #YEP

[waveoftheocean]

06.10.23 happy birthday iwa-chan!! sorry for inflicting paperwork on you for your bday but at least you have oikawa to help (coughdistractcough) you 🥰

#haikyuu!! #iwaoi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #haikyuu #hq #mine #my art #wip #lol i wanna color this but at the rate i'm going at it'll be finished in either a week or in 3 years so uh. guess we'll see how it goes :DDD #still can't believe it's already been half a year since i started this... #(absolutely not looking at the wips that have been sitting in my wip folder for years) #i'm not exaggerating literal years..... #but ANYWAYS yeah i specifically am inflicting tax paperwork on them bc its what i was procrastinating on when i started this #but you can imagine it's whatever kind of paperwork or homework or whatever tedious suffering you want :D #love is stored in the “i hate this thing SO MUCH but i hate it slightly less when i'm with you”

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

+ og post !

#alt added #cale henituse #are cale's comas still spoilers??? #james stop reusing the same few images from the early manhwa eps. or something #but i keep procrastinating on catching up on it for some reason sooo #i am absolutely sure there's a sorry for sleeping for 3 months itll happen again post out there #tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #lcf spoilers #tcf spoilers #tcf textposts

[sharksliveontrains]

aftg is wild because kevin says "give your game to me." and "close your eyes and tell me what you see" and neil just says "you." and andrew has to watch the whole thing. and then andrew is the one he falls for.

#its a real plot twist #but thats just crazy like #could not be me #kevin had the whole childhood headstart adn still lost #i mean he also has the whole internal homophobia thing but whatevs #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #andreil #like the way kevandreil didnt actually become canon was a crime tbh #we were robbed #well i am procrastinating bc i hate writing and im supposed to be self-reflecting 🙄 #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tfc #anyways #txt

[pyxaperson]

I have recently been getting back into TMNT lately and whilst I haven’t caught up with all of the iterations yet, one consistency that I have noticed that keeps fucking me up is that every storyline that depicts the future for the brothers - Donnie always dies.

The Last Ronin comics are a given, considering it’s focused on Mikey’s grief with the death of his whole family - not just Donnie. But this consistency also exists in both RotTMNT and the 2003 iteration.

RotTMNT’s film depicts only Leo and Mikey as the only surviving members of the original family unit - not long before they both pass as well.

Whilst I am not familiar with the 2003 series (plus I don’t want to spoil myself too much), I understand that while Donnie didn’t died in “Same as it Never Was” - the people around still grieve his absence. Him being sent to the future directly caused not only the events of that episode to take place, but the erasure of a future Donnie to begin with; thus leading his brother to believe he died (again, that’s what I am pretty sure is going on).

The only exception to this rule was the 2012 series, and even that is loosely stated. Donnie is the only one to die due to the mutagen bomb. The only reason he was able to survive was due to his mind being connected to Metalhead and even then, he is still technically dead. The Donnie that we watched throughout the series and Donbot are not the same people. Donbot is just Metalhead with a dead teenager’s consciousness uploaded into it.

His survival was due to a lucky alignment of circumstances and despite it, he doesn’t even get to live.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2003 #the last ronin #sorry for that #this has been sitting in my notes for like a year but it hasn't left my mind since then #anyway can you tell which brother is my favourite :] #also yes i am still procrastinating on my assignments

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: Some people perceive you as somewhat…

Wednesday: Tempestuous?

Enid: Heinous bitch, is the term used most often.

#am I procrastinating working on my main fic I’m still not comfortable posting by drafting a wenclair 10 things I hate about you au??? #that’s honestly none of your business #get a life #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #incorrect wenclair #ptbv

[brainrot-yumm]

If you see these pictures on Instagram, no you didn’t <3. Please and thank you

Anyway here’s my Bowsette design that I’m madly in love with

The gayest straightest gay couple ever lol

#it took me a bit to stop making Luigi baby-faced #Yes I am procrastinating attempting to draw Bowser in his natural form #Casually refuses to make my Bowsette look like peach #I wanted my Bowsette to still need to say 'permission to lift' at Luigi #This is for my bowuigi fic it's relevant #bowuigi #bowsette #luigi

[uncanny-fellow]

got some more red-hot memes for ya

Part 1

#included two twewy ones bc i like them and will probably never make a whole post for them #so apparently i procrastinated on making this post for like uhhhhh almost a year and a half?? #i've been sitting on this folder full of memes so long that i forgot the context for several sjdfsdj #anyway in celebration of my sibling finishing ntwewy! here it is #ntwewy #neo twewy #twewy #ntwewy spoilers #neo twewy spoilers #yes i am still tagging spoilers bc you never know lol #once again if any of these have been done already blame my ignorance

[zecoritheweirdone]

ok i feel like. i feel like we're all ignoring the potential comedy of arthur's arm. like. yeah f in the chat and yeah he's incredibly terrified of mystery because of it. but like. once he gets over that. you're telling me arthur hasn't thought to try and hold it over the dog's head, like. at least once? like. "mystery i know you don't wanna help me do this thing, but like.... pleaseeeee? you owe me for the arm, you know."

anyway, semi-related to this– me and a friend had a silly little discussion(more like pseudo-roleplay,, sksjsksm),,, and it prompted me into making a little comic 'bout it,,, sksjsksjsk.

#my art #mystery skulls animated #arthur kingsmen #msa arthur #msa mystery #i was showing part of an outline for a fic i wanted to make;; and it spawned the discussion;;; skmsksjsks #will i ever actually make it? who knows. 'cause i just spent three hours drawing this instead of actually writing it. #i am so good at writing <- constantly procrastinating always #this is my first time drawing arthur;; and second time drawing mystery;;; and i'm pretty happy with how they came out!! #expressions and poses are my number one enemy tho #still not 100% sure if they really work with the dialogue given but it's too late to fix it now;; sksmsksms

[scruncheduppaper]

tf2 shitposting again

#tf2 scout #tf2 spy #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tryna figure out how to draw him properly #i still havent drawn engie yet? idk why #procrastination is the name of the game #i came up with this before i found out that apparently the majority of the tf2 fandom are NOT spy fans #or #at least thats what ive seen #i mean like as in being attracted to him #i mean. idk #judging from the polls #i am definitely a spy fan #hes an arrogant selfish old man #but hes kind at heart #and thats all that matters to me #im still no. 1 sniperspy fan btw #working on. a fic as we speak #i WILL push forward #feeling extremely self conscious abt my art i did this in 10 minutes sorry its bad

[cowboyskeletons]

pair nettle with hemlock for a loved one who has been taken away too soon

pair nettle with oleander to warn someone that their betrayal has been discovered

#dndads #hermie the unworthy #....uh maybe #dndads spoilers #just because of the implications i guess? don't want to risk it #back at it again with flowers and hermie !! #ughghghgh i made the canvas too small so i couldn't do the hemlock properly #also the nettle... couldn't figure out how to make it not too busy without scrapping it for the 20394th time #whatever. on its own i like the hemlock and the oleander is nice #anyway hermie...... hermie brainrot....... #i have so much work to do and yet. flower language #i wanted him to hand the oleander to normal but i can't do perspectives so i gave that up quickly #also the initial idea i had was to have just a headshot with him wearing a crown of nettle and oleander but i kept looking in the book #....maybe i'll still do that actually #both of those #is this just procrastination because i am struggling with the take an l animatic? maybe #oops what did i just do #i think i made it private for like five seconds whoops

[bogkeep]

it was always a strange dichotomy. every middle school classmate i had told me i'd be a millionaire when i grew up, a Famouse Artisté. it's easy enough to imagine as a teen, i suppose: skill equals fame equals money. i was doubtful about this prophecy, not because i wasn't confident in my ability to draw, but because it was hard to imagine a world where i'd be paid for it.

it was an ice breaker game at summer camp. horrible one, really - everyone in a group were given a character profile. now we had to imagine that it was the zombie apocalypse, and the helicopter to safety was two seats short and we had argue why we deserved a spot. the character i got was an asshole doctor of some kind. i don't remember if i argued my way into the helicopter or not, but i do remember the feeling that's been hanging over me my entire life - if the apocalypse happens right now, i have nothing to contribute.

there's something really painful about it. i have cultivated a skill for my whole life, i can make art and tell stories that are entirely unique to me, there is no way to get someone else to create in the exact same way i can, and yet - i've contributed more to capitalist society by sitting in an empty hotel reception for eight hours a day.

which made me develop anxiety, to boot.

i illustrated two children's books. they're some of my best work. the contract i signed was industry standard and the indie author who had hired me was incredibly kind... but even after stock sold out i had earnt little more than some pocket change.

in high school we had an outing to dig our own snow caves that we would spend the night in. in teams, thankfully. i have so little physical strength to speak of, most i could do to help was clear away the snow rubble and toss it outside. i know, i know, my classmates reassured me it was an important job to do, i was an invaluable member of the group, sure - but it's that feeling, you know?

what would my task be in the communist solarpunk commune?

a person cannot be useless. it's a human being. they just exist, no ifs and buts about it. one can only be useless in the eyes of an ableist, capitalist society that sees no value in being alive beyond production and profit.

sometimes i receive messages from internet strangers to tell me something i said - often several years ago - was helpful to them. maybe it was a throwaway comment on a forum. maybe it was replying to a question they could've googled the answer to. maybe it was an encouraging reply to someone's artwork. turns out it mattered to someone. huh.

of course you can learn new skills. i have learnt plenty over the years! i have also learnt that there are limitations to what i can do. that some of the obstacles i face are not in fact obstacles everyone faces. it's not that i can't break tasks into smaller steps, it's more that half of those steps are going to be "rinse your hands because you Touched a Thing and now you're going to have to touch Another Thing." i wonder if that's adding to my cognitive load or something.

i was never raised to be a man, so by all accounts i do not understand why i'm so haunted by the spectre of toxic masculinity - what would i do if i was a medieval peasant and a war broke out? what if i was in a pre-historic hunter gatherer society and i was expected to hunt? what if i was a humble farm boy discovering the sword of the chosen one and the world depended on my non-existing courage to face certain death?

look, it's stupid. these are not scenarios i will find myself in. besides, pre-historic humans depended on community and taking care of each other. that's how we survive.

i'm not useless and i decided to make peace with being useless anyway.

we're surrounded by digital clocks. we can't really escape them. do we need watchmakers? would they save me a spot in the zombie apocalypse helicopter? no, don't answer that. i'm just happy i found something that requires a light touch and an observant eye.

#too long for twitter #I AM NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE I AM JUST MUSING AND WRITING A BLOG POST FOR THE JOY OF WRITING BLOG POSTS #not mentioned: the bachelors degree in art history i took to procrastinate with my life. #i would love to work as an illustrator still. if the opportunity to do so comfortably comes along i will take it #but im also happy to pursue my passion in my free time as something that belongs to me #number one question im asked whenever i tell someone i go to watchmaker school is 'BUT DO YOU STILL DRAW??' #it's like asking if i still breathe. yes! i still do the thing that makes me feel alive #it's just. we live in a world that's hostile to Live Comfortably and Pursue Creative Passions at the same time #and a society that can be so largely dismissive of art sometimes; all the while consuming it en masse #ah you probably get it. you dont need me to tell you

[rebornrosess]

“will you come with me, sporus?”

prints + ig

#i made this last summer at 2am but i procrastinated because being sincere scares me </3 #but i am proud of this #i used my school's library to read satyricon KDNDHJDKD #i know the bottom quote is said by petronius but his themes are relevant so alas #anyways. it all comes to an end tonight and i am terrified. #also. fuck nick br*un i made this art way back last august. #i’m posting this now bc i’m still proud of it and i’m not letting the pos think he’s important enough to ruin my enjoyment of the show but #do know i do not support him but if that stance makes no sense i’ll take it down #tomgreg #succession #my art