#and jon plays him

[abellarts]

[ID in alt]

jon should have been able to sock him at least once before s5

#i don't actually know if he socks him in s5 i forgor but like. yeah. #this was for class but i decided to have some fun <3 #i've already submitted this as is but in the future i want to try cleaning this up + adding more frames to smooth it out #and intensify the impact #tma #Jonathan Sims #the magnus archives #Jon Sims #idk whether to tag elias because while he DOES play a major role in the animation idk if elias fans would appreciate this on their feed #rip #abellarts

[crawley-fell]

#I’ve been thinking about this scene a lot #I don’t think aziraphale is oblivious and i do think he is scared of the threat gabriel brings #But Aziraphale and Crowley have spent 6000 years lying to each other and pretending they’re okay #So when he calls him silly or asks him to dance he’s not being naive he knows there’s danger #but distraction and play are what they do best #They hide and scheme and plan separately even though they both want the same outcome #And would be so much stronger fighting together #But for them together is scary. It’s unknown. And it’s dangerous #And so the game continues. The push and pull. Cat and mouse. Angel and demon #Being lonely with each other. In a misguided attempt to keep each other safe #As i said ive only been thinking about it a lil bit not at all really haha x #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens gifs #aziraphale #gabriel #aziraphale fell #gomens #michael sheen #jon hamm #usersugar #tsusermels #userrlorelei #usereena #dailyineffablehusbands #my gifs

[murderandcoffee]

sasha: so, boys, what do you think of our new boss?

tim: he's got a major stick up his ass, but hey, as long as he doesn't make us do team-building exercises, I'm fine!

sasha: mm, seconded. I think he's got potential, though he does get a bit touchy whenever I bring up gertrude. have you noticed that?

tim: yeah, he always gets weird whenever anyone mentions her. I wonder why

sasha: what do you think, martin?

martin: *staring dreamily into his tea*

tim: *waving his hand in front of martin's face* hey, any thoughts on the new boss, big man?

martin: I desire him carnally

#au where martin blurts out his feelings to the other assistants and we get a whole season of them trying to play wingman for him #jon would think that tim is hitting on him whenever tim tries to drop hints or get information #and sasha would just stalk all of jon's social media and internet history for clues #however I don't know if it's funnier for martin to know they're doing it and be appalled or for him to be utterly clueless #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #sasha james #tim stoker #martin blackwood #jon sims #jmart #jonmartin #bs.txt

[deithe]

jon at the top of the wall, looking out into the night: oh gods. honour and duty against love. but what of free folk? are they not people too? do I not a duty to them, even if it goes against my duty as a watchman? may the gods strike me down for what I do. And what of my siblings? Do I not have a duty to them? But, aye, it is love that drives me away from my Honour™, and so may the gods strike me down for ever wanting what is not rightfully mine (having a family)

Everyone Else at the Wall: god i can't wait to eat this boar.

#jon snow 16 yr old inventing ethics up at the wall while everyone around him is like. this teenage goth is such a Pussy I love killing #hes so. hes such a teenager i just want to feed him and dany soup and make them play minecraft #asoiaf #jon snow

[psyduckz]

i can’t get over the symbolism of red canary’s username in sam’s statement. do you think that was a choice jon made? that jon might have picked the statement as a warning to look away, only for sam to take it as a reason to investigate

#mine #also for it to play after explaining that alice is his ex and saying (lying?) that nothing bad ever happened to him #maybe jon saw himself in him a bit #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #jonathan sims #samama khalid #the magnus archives

[just-an-enby-lemon]

"The Mechanisms were Jonathan Sims college band" and "Jon is the secret real past of Jonny D'ville" are both great takes but I present "Jon's descend into an unwilling antichirst figure is The Mecs new album and Jonny plays him in the songs because they just have very similar voices for some reason."

#tma #the magnus archives #the mechanisms #jonathan sims #jonny d'ville #the mechs singing about Jon's life and interacting with it as a way to get more of the story is fun #ashes would love to join the corrupt avatar old men group for the maniuplation #they would be in all elias and peter divorce and marriage parties #Jonny is angry that people actually call Peter capitain #he is also at all grifters bones shows #and even played with them once or twice #breakon and hope accidentally adopt the toy soldier for a while #ivy helps jon be a proper archivist #marius tries to psicoanalyse elias #jonny is also just melanies bestie #she call him better jon #brian and jon discuss what it is to be human #gunpowder tim makes a whole presentation about why blowing up the moon is cooler than blowing up some clowns and he is the better tim #he also gives weapons to Martin #ralph becames an eye avatar somehow #manuella and brian insult suns together #ashes and anabelle became besties #ashes annabelle and jude perry go to parties together #ashes also hangs with gertrude and agnes they might have helped them became a couple because they now tragic saphics is a mecs classic #nastya just chills with her girlfriend at earths orbity and accidentaly saves dark sacrifice space guy and lonely experiment guy #she also bonds with manuela they discuss about spaceships and suns #she and aurora add manuella to spicy their sex life for a bit as a friend with benefit of both

[sorio99]

Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.

Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?

Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?

Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?

#nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #team starkid #starkid #for those who didn’t put it together #the hot chocolate boy in TGWDLM is supposed to be Peter Spankoffski #but was recast after Robert Manion got put on hold for a while after a scandal then seemingly decided to go full burned bridges with them #also as a side note #that ‘obnoxious teen’ was also supposed to be the ticket taker in Black Friday but was rewritten to be a Joey character #because Robert Manion was going to be playing Ethan Green in the same scene against him #and then the ticket taker was going to be Richie Lipschitz in NPMD #but then Joey Richter was chosen to take over as Pete #so Ritchie was separated off and given to Jon Matteson #so the ticket taker went from being a Pete cameo to a Ritchie cameo to just an entirely unrelated character #I feel like I know too many behind the scenes details about these shows just through TVTropes #also does this technically mean Ritchie’s death is kind of sort of a way for the Langs to kill a Robert character again even after he left? #oh and the homeless man was Ted the whole time #nightmare time is a trip

[spinachbobsquarepants]

Favourite genre of Starkid character: characters who commit/attempt murder because they want to be included

#starkid #a very potter musical #avpm #avpm draco #starkid draco #black friday #hatchetfield #gary goldstein #a very potter musical spoilers #avpm spoilers #black friday spoilers #black friday starkid #if you're wondering about gary #jon said he played him to not be affected by wiggly #and to only join in because he enjoyed being a part of something #I know it's not fully canon but it's interesting

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Damian brings his "special interests" to the friendship unfortunately the most anime thing Jon has seen is Pokémon.

#so i finally saw the first episode of pretty cure #damian would love that show ngl #therefore take this joke i had to make as fast as i fuckin could #this is in the spirit of the supersons meme where damian makes jon play warrior cats with him #DC #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batman #jon kent #superboy #robin #supersons #this isn't ship art they're babies #pretty cure

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #personally my moneys on VAL because although jon beat the distortion which bears some similarities #the distortion tricks your mind into believing the world is not what it is while VAL can actually rewrite reality #so the power of omniscience would be of little advantage #however this does assume that jarchivist would let VAL even open her mouth before eldritch blasting her #or that VAL would choose to neutralise jarchivist without playing with him first. giving him more time to counter her. #all in all i think it really depends on who speaks first #but im going with VAL unless jon unravels her mommy issues faster than she can turn him into a chair #tma #the silt verses

[delicatedarknight]

Give me fic where Bruce realised that he misses the little pre JL greet up back pats or the momentarily blissful hugs from superman after life and death fights. But everytime superman does that he would always be met by fake disapproving bat grunting. Add to the mix Lois and Diana dating and Lois shares Clark rambling about how batman hates him. And to spice things up hal Jordan who no one knows how overhears the convo and goes like it would be funny if supes stops being handsy with spooky and him actually missing it. There was moment of silence before Diana and Lois looked at eachother with wide eyes and then at Hal and all hell broke loose. Starting the mission "make spooky ask his supes for hugs".

#the whole JL is united to make it happen #Lois and Diana created a whole ass script of what to do and not to for Clark and JL #one time clark out of habit put a hand on Bruce's shoulder and the whole JL was throwing daggers at him #from that day a penalty was decided everytime superman touches batman superman has to treat the whole JL to Starbucks #bruce seeing Clark ruffling Barry's hair and his brain automatically played “that should be me” sung by a dramatic Jason #jason singing it to a crying damian when he made chocolates for jon but jon politely declined meeting bcs he had a group project due #superbat #batman #superman #superman x batman #lois lane #clark kent #bruce wayne #hal jordan #green lantern #wonder woman #jason todd #damian wayne #jon x damian #jon #props to JL #my dumb stuff

[esotericdogboy]

something something jon, martin, and jonah chillin in the puter but now they’re shimejis. is this anything

#i think they would b so cute and silly :33 #tiny cartoony jon sittin in the corner of the screen reading an incident report while martin climbs around an error message window #jonah’s there too i guess. i’m picking him up with the mouse and violently shaking him around #alice thinks they r so cute and plays with them while she’s procrastinating #don’t even get me started on colin. Dear Lord #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #the magnus protocol #i need a tag for my tmaposting. god.

[naomiknight-17]

Of course it's after I've exhausted myself trying to do the dishes and such that Leon decides it is playtime

He is running all through the apartment and hallway and yelling with a toy mouse in his mouth

He wants me to throw it. But he runs around the house yelling instead of. You know. Bringing it to me so I can throw it

#cats #leon the cat #leon oliver #to his credit he did bring it to me like. twice. he's been screaming for about half an hour #bring... bring the toy to me... stop yelling in the hallway #it's like he expects that Jon or Duck will come play with him if he yells in the hallways enough #jon is at work. duck is asleep. leon does not understand this #mod post

[jl-otdc]

I have very strong opinions about this man being a good singer and guitar player

#LIKE HAVE YOU HEARD HIS VOICE #THIS BITCH CAN *SING* #probably learned to play guitar when he was younger and less miserable #he'd rather die than have anyone hear him tho #cause god forbid anyone knows he can do anything that isn't dreadful #Martin does find out eventually and Jon never hears the end of nagging to hear it after that #this headcanon is so important to me #I also feel like he’s left handed #tma fanart #tma headcanons #the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #magnuspod #tma podcast #tma jon #jon sims #jonathan sims #jon archivist #jarchivist

[fromtheseventhhell]

I really hate how people act like Jon becoming King is him "usurping" his siblings when that's an unfair stigma that's followed him his entire life for being a bastard. It just blows my mind that people ignore Jon's own thoughts and wishes on the topic. Well, guess what? Robb named him as his heir, he will have a legitimate claim to Winterfell, and he will be part of discussions on who will rule. Even without that, it's very likely that some of his siblings would support him as King. I just hate how the conversation around him becoming King is framed as some big betrayal.

#jon snow #asoiaf #yeah Jon has his own guilty thoughts but!! that's cause he's a bastard and grew up hearing shit like that #literally one of cat's biggest fears is that he would /steal/ Winterfell from her children #and she's firmly against him being named heir for that exact reason...reading comprehension is on 0% #and I think there's a good chance that Arya Rickon and possibly even Bran would support him #I can see Sansa being actively against it cause she's only ever thought of him as a /lesser/ bastard + she has LF whispering in her ear #I can also see Bran having an issue though considering he's rooted in his identity as the heir to winterfell #and then there's their conflict from the og outline which could still come into play at some point #but I feel like Arya would support him and Rickon would gladly accept him as his regent #depending on how things play out but either way he isn't betraying them by becoming King #and if you think he is then congrats you're buying into the classist ideals that the books are against

[ashoeoficeandfire]

au where robb as grey wind gets free and, still thinking that jon is his only living sibling, goes north to meet him and jon proceeds to refuse to pick up a hint but in fairness robb is having to fight the fact that he now runs on wolf hardware and can easily derailed from proving that he has the capabilities of understanding human speech by jon waving a really good stick and then throwing it. 

jon is still in general having a bad time but the dramatic irony is he’s like i’m such a weakling, im so crazed by grief, sometimes i stupidly think grey wind is robb returned to me, not just symbolically, that grey wind is some sort of magic sign,

meanwhile robb is biting into his stupid baby brothers sleeve and trying to drag him bodily out the door of the nights watch so jon can respect his will and take up the crown of the king of the north.  jon is like okay this is some heavyhanded symbolism. going to lock you in the storage room now.  and robb howls all night in frustration and then chews up jons boots in revenge. 

#my post #house stark #robb stark #jon snow #asoiaf #i do think it would be agony to have your family be RIGHT THERE and unable to speak to them or make them understand #that you love them and that also you are sentient and have opinions on whats best for them #grey wind is a great break from the crushing responsibility of being king #but also robb is fundamentally a big brother and he is BIG ANGY that jon refuses to listen to him #at least ghost knows whose in charge #is robb flopping his massive wolf body on top of jon before going to sleep an act of passive aggression to deal with the frustration #of being misunderstood #or the equivalent of your big brother shoving your hat onto your head before you play in the snow #he is a ghost he is dead but he is also alive and right there jon listen to me goddamnit