#and of course klondike bars :)

[incorrectbatfam]

Batfam as made-up facts

Dick: The biggest biohazard in public swimming pools isn't the kid that peed in it, but rather the body oil from all the swimmers accumulating over time. Not only is oil not neutralized by pool chemicals such as chlorine, but it also floats to the surface and is the first thing you make contact with when you jump in the water. This is why a lot of public pools ask people to shower beforehand.

Jason: Making new memories is simply the process of our brains creating and reinforcing new neural connections. Traumatic or impactful events see denser myelination in the hippocampus (brain's memory center) and it's theorized that when we die and our "life flashes before our eyes," there's more activity in those denser regions leading to more vivid images of those moments.

Tim: Klondike's Equation is one of the lesser-known unsolved mysteries in math. It's a branch of calculus that takes Olivar's Laws of four-dimensional derivatives and creates a paradoxal equation by which the right half of it cannot be fully written if the left half is unsolved, but the left half needs values from the right in order to be computed.

Damian: The oldest interactive/roleplaying game dates back to the ancient Sumerians, according to records. It consisted of a theater of clay puppets that the audience would chime in with how they should act. It was often performed at bars or taverns during holidays with stories themed around mythical deities or fables.

Duke: In 1982, Bill Watterson brought to Archie Comics a standalone concept of a child hero and a sentient animal companion. However, he was rejected in favor of the up-and-coming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles story. After shopping around at companies and getting lots of rejections, Watterson finally found his big break with Andrews McMeel Publishing, cementing his place in comic history with the cult classic Calvin and Hobbes.

Cullen: The smallest readable book ever made is 12 nanometers long by 8 nanometers wide. It was engineered by four particle physics grad students at the University of Vienna and contains the first passage of the Bible across six microscopic pages.

Stephanie: Most aerosol cans use both oxygen and carbon dioxide as the aerosolizing agent, which is why you're told never to spray them near an open flame. However, for food (like whipped cream or spray cheese), nitrogen is used instead. This is to prevent perishable food from oxidizing and for preservation as nitrogen helps maintain a cooler inner temperature.

Cassandra: The most plausible explanation for the legendary chupacabra was proposed by a team of anthropologists in Oaxaca. Essentially, it combines the theories of mass hysteria with the existence of a similar creature that went extinct in early Mesoamerican history. As accounts of this now-extinct creature was passed down, the image of it was slowly distorted. The modern chupacabra legend likely arose in a period of mass hysteria during political and economical insecurity.

Barbara: Traditional computer programs can be broken down into a series of if-then commands by which a condition is given and the program must respond according to the parameters. However, machine learning algorithms use an expanded version of this, known colloquially as if-then-but-because-however. The "if-then" stipulates the parameters, the "but" is for modifiers, the "because" is for generating explanations (usually pulled from a database of other works unfortunately), and the "however" is for exceptions that may rise over the course of running the program.

Harper: Ambidextrous people actually struggle the most when it comes to the drums. Most drum setups and tabs (sheet music) are designed with right-handedness as a default. Left-handed people can simply flip it around it for themselves. However, ambidextrous players have been found to struggle with the asymmetry of the instrument. That's why, among professional rock drummers, only 6% are ambidextrous compared to the 18% of lefties and 76% of righties.

Carrie: Although it feels like our lungs are burning after holding our breath for a while, the sensation actually originates from our inflated diaphragm pressing against our lungs. Since there are more nerve endings around our lungs than our diaphragm, we interpret the feeling higher than where it actually occurs.

Kate: During the war of 1812, a group of nine Canadian men known as the False Damsels donned women's attire to act as spies against the Americans. Of the nine, four of them reportedly continued crossdressing after the war and one of them started going by Margaret a few months later and remained unmarried for 20 years until they moved to Portugal with an unknown courter.

Alfred: In 1757, the British government attempted to train livestock, such as cows and chickens, to spy on domestic threats (such as anti-monarchists). However, this project never took off due to a regional outbreak of avian flu combined with the takeoff of the Industrial Revolution and new inventions that rendered animal labor obsolete.

Selina: Coffees and wines contain a bitter compound called tannins, and the ability to taste them is genetically determined. Capsaicin can be seen analogously. Some people inherit a gene that allows them to detect capsaicin fully, so when they eat a pepper, all they get is the heat and little to no flavor. Conversely, others have a gene where the heat is "muted" and they can better distinguish the flavors between two spicy foods.

Bruce: There is a correlation between one's taste in food and expectation of others. According to a 2019 Harvard study, people who reported preferring more simultaneous flavors in their food were 26% harsher in an activity where they had to grade students' mock essays.

#facts i just made up #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #carrie kelley #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #unreality #tw death mention #long post

[reckless-glitch]

the bf's not home so of course i just had the thought

"a klondike bar is a reasonable breakfast for one to have"

#jersonal

[anemia-rp]

I'm guessing my message got ate again. I am prohibited to think of you in a maid dress? Well WELL then Belts it is. ..... I just had a great Idea and you are going to be the main course of this idea. Yes - Yes indeed. I will not tell you about it till that time comes, I need to make sure I have everything I need to make it work. Indeed we have been which I appreciate eh? Why I think my idea will be a fan of yours. The thoughts are pleasing mmhm. Ah so this was where that was going eh? I am curious of this I will not lie. As I do love a good Klondike bar. ;)

Unfortunately yes. And I assume they will never fix this issue. So yes, if I don't respond within let's say three days it's likely the message got eaten. Oh. An idea, mh? I'm both curious and somehow trusting into you making me having fun during bringing this idea to life actually. So, if you need help with the preparation, just tell me. Well, I let you imagine this for a little longer until actually putting it into practice. Increasing the eager anticipation. ;)

#(ooc: replying to the longer stuff asap...I'm too tired x__x)

[pararennial-archived]

he’s rushing up to her doorstep with a cakebox and untied shoes, the tongue of his high-tops loose and floppy as if he’d tossed them on in a major hurry. “ I’m late! I’m here, but I’m late— ” (he meant to say those words the other way around.) the box is presented to her on a nearby table: the cake inside reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLUS A MONTH ROXY! sorry (time is fucky wucky in the spirit dimension)”

the cake decorator must have been very curious about the story behind this one…

“sorry. you know how it is out there—” he gestures vaguely, not explaining where ‘out there’ was, or what he was doing. if anyone understands the cryptic and strange nature of their lives, it’s Roxy. “I brought you something!” he says instead, riffling in his pockets, from which he procures a large, red and golden feather. an odd gift indeed: but it shines with a subtle otherworldliness, and emanates a strange, captivating aura... “it’s a feather, from a spirit phoenix. it can bring a plant or animal back to life— good as new,” he proclaims, before suddenly… second-guessing this present. it’s rare, and highly coveted, but… “… I guess that’s kind of morbid… giving you a death-reverser on your birthday… but— you know. you never know when you might need it. roadkill, or, you forget to water your houseplant for too long… I’m gonna shut up now.” he sits at the kitchen table, thinking about cake. maybe he’d spent too long among the spirits and lost his conventional social skills. oops…

She barely bats an eyelash, frankly, at this point she is far too accustomed to Taiyang's sporadic bursts of absurdity. She only smiles when he storms in with cake in hand, miraculously not scuffed, crushed, nor mashed from him barrelling into her place unceremoniously. It has been a month since the milestone hasn't it, and it might explain why Tai wasn't around to throw her the Softest Birthday Party Ever as promised.

She doesn't begrudge him, last she heard from him he said he had to visit the spiritual plane. Likely to take care of usual business for Lady Mazu, it must have been important of course. She almost forgets that he also is someone guided by purpose, his oft flippant and carefree attitude contends with what he is truly capable of. That trait of his always has been endearing to her, and it's something she doesn't actively encourage, demand, or ask from him. He lets her be her, and she lets him be him.

❝No 'sorry's' needed good buddy,❞ she replies rising out of her chair to give him a hug, ❝Glad you're able to come over and celebrate... a month later.❞

She chides playfully, and releases him, although, not without giving him a soft playful punch in the shoulder. She is about to help herself to some cake, turning the box around in her hands, until something bright catches her eye. Cobalt eyes stare at the vibrant plumage held between his fingers. A sharp gasp is sucked between her teeth with she inches close to receive the gift, carefully cradling the phoenix feather in her palms. Tai's ramble goes mostly unheard, as she is preoccupied with admiring such a rare and coveted item.

❝Holy shit! How'd you get this?!❞ She breathes out while carefully turning the gift over in her hands, inspecting the brilliant gold-reflective scarlet. The gold seems to run and skim in the light, flashing with such fluidity that transcends any form beauty.

❝I need to lock this thing in safe, people would do anything to get this thing... I mean, there are people out there who'd do anything for a Klondike bar, but that's besides the point. Thanks, man!❞

She tucks the feather down into an empty ceramic dish, as a temporary home until she can find a better way to store it. Right now, it's time for cake.

❝You've spent quite some time in the spirit world and I think you're hungry.❞ She bustles down around the kitchen island and pulls open a few drawers and cupboards, pulling out plates, forks, and a knife. ❝Let's get this Soft Belated Birthday Party started, yeah?!❞

@velvetineblue

#‵ *.: ⚘ :.*・❨ 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 ❩・ ⏤ until i wake ‚ i dine on old encounters. ′ #velvetineblue #:'3

[capricioussun]

From your most recent prompt post:

What would Undertale Papyrus... do for a Klondike bar?

Alternatively: What would Papyrus (any Paps you wanna talk about)... do for a Klondike bar?

See now. That’s a tricky one. Because Papyrus is a bit of a wild card. He likes ice cream, would probably enjoy a klondike bar, but the likelihood of him doing something odd for it arent very good. Of course, his own idea of what is odd is, in and of itself, odd. Say, if I offered him a klondike bar as payment for him to wear a unique outfit (that wasn’t intended to be demeaning at all) he’d probably just do it, mostly because if asked but then he gets bonus ice creams, too.

So I guess the answer is “nothing he wouldn’t already probably do if you just asked him, but he’d be willing to do quite a lot if asked, and would be happy to receive ice cream for doing something he would’ve done anyway”

I’ll add the other main boys for the heck of it

Underfell Papyrus is a much easier answer: not a lot, if anything at all. While he does enjoy some sweets (like chocolate), he’s overall not a very big fan and could certainly not be bribed that way, would likely be confused at any attempts. Although, I will say his interest would be piqued if the offer was instead one to make something akin to klondike bars together. Could be bribed (to a slight degree) by the idea of quality time, especially if it involved working in the kitchen, and he’d get more of a kick than he’d ever admit out of attempting to help someone recreate a store bought thing (while improving on it too, of course).

Underswap Papyrus is sort of the only one it would actually work with. He loves sweets, and would likely quite enjoy a klondike bar, but he’s smart, and always weighs his pros and cons before accepting any bribery. He’d also be amused enough by the attempt at bribing him to go along with the idea just because of how funny it was, unless you were trying to bribe him into doing something he outright hates (like grocery shopping) or the cons outweighed the pros (like pranking someone who would actually get mad about it).

So basically, he’s generally pretty lazy, but the amusement combined with the promise of a treat at the end could convince him to go a little further than he normally would for just a request alone.

Prompt

#hi for the love of god hello #thewanderersrespite #clear sky sunset #what’s better than this. just guys bein dudes #i just woke up and so if this doesn’t make any sense no it doesn’t <3 #thank u for ur service o7 #sun spots #undertale #papyrus #underfell #underswap #ut Rus #uf edge #us stretch

[theprettynosferatu]

"Free demo: give me a topic on the asks and I'll post the worst take possible regardless of if I know about the topic or not." What would you do for a klondike bar?

This is both corporate propaganda and blatant Snickers erasure, not to mention classist. Oh, you can afford a Klondike bar but I have to perform like a circus seal for you because I'm poor? Im sure you 1% sickos would laugh about it in the golf course. Do better.

#worst takes

[afriendlyblackhottie]

I think it’s time we all hear what YOU would do for a Klondike bar, since you’re asking 👀

🤭🤭🤭🤭

“That’s it, Baby,” Ryan groaned, as you got to work. This wasn’t what he had in mind when he asked, but damn guess you really wanted that ice cream.

“Am I doing good?” You asked, in that cute tiny little voice.

He scoffed. “Of course you’re doing good. No one gives massages like you.”

#the plastics 💋💋

[hopeunto]

what would graha do for a klondike bar

What would he do... Would he commit the irreversible? To etch over the foundations of history into something anew? Or would he traverse unto a road less traveled by and simply buy one? Surely they’re not too expensive, much less hard to come by, however — isn’t there a sense of fulfillment in having earned this delicacy? Is that not where the joy in this comes from? What would one do for a Klondike bar and better yet! What has been done to earn one within ones own hands, he wonders.... And he wonders... How far has one gone to have been given the enrichment of sinking their teeth into this cold delight... And he asks himself, would he have done the same? Surely... Were it within his means to do so .... Or maybe...

He’s thinking too hard about it.

“ Depends on the circumstance, I’d imagine — though scarcely would I really go above and beyond for something so... ”  Minuscule, futile, something that will surely hurt his stomach later. “ Ahem, for entertainment purposes, which I'm sure this is for, and while I am no means an expert in that of parlaying a jest in turn, I think... I’d... ”  Thinking ... Thinking ... Thinking ... “ Perhaps ... Hypothetically, of course, and were I able, I’d allow myself the pleasure of having traversed the spiral of the tower alongside the Warrior of Light — ”    

And he rambles, and rambles, and relives the thought of the tale of NOAH, nearly forgetting the purpose of the question, and he goes on, and on, and on.... He is reliving his youth.

#𝐢𝐢. ic ... 𝐚𝐬𝐤 #thank you for this #this is just the zoopals ask all over again god mercy on my soul #he'd go into syrcus tower and panty raid amon #anon like wwyd and graha just (sighs dreamily) i'd go on an adventure ....

[venusatnight]

Someone tried to give me a Klondike bar. Like, how dare you? I didn't accept, of course.

#tw ana diary #fatass #fucking gross #fat ana #tw ana thoughts

[haldenlith]

M, N, S?

You managed to pick all the long form options for me, so this is going to be a little bit of a long answer-post. lol

M: Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

Despite having my now three fandom sons that I adore (Zevran, Crow, and now Astarion), this is actually tough, since each of those three men have their own respective problems that I'm not sure I'd put up with in real life if I knew men like them. Such is the catch of liking morally grey characters (well, minus Crow I guess).

I suppose I could choose from outside of that pool, but oh there's so many options to sift through... I'm tempted to say Isabela from Dragon Age 2, but I feel like, unless we're good friends, she'd sell me out for a goddamn klondike bar. Though, the inverse is that she'd sell everyone else out for me, because she seemed very much a "ride or die" friend once she's actually on your side.

I guess I'll just say Crow. He's the safest option, since I feel like his issues are much easier to deal with when he's plucked out of the D2 universe. He's still hella reckless trouble, but at least I would know he'd always have my back, and I wouldn't have to worry about getting a "hey I murdered someone... maybe a lot of someones" phone call. (*stares at Astarion, Zevran, and Isabela...*)

N: Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

I'm going to go for "in general" rather than specifics since, thinking about it, these could apply to all the things I've dipped my toes into.

Heteroplatonic relationships. Men and women can co-exist in a friendly manner. There doesn't always have to be a romance. This is honestly aimed at writers of media and not at the fandoms (because in fandom, you can do whatever the fuck you want, you're writing for yourself). For example, I was watching Across the Spiderverse with a friend and, even though we both knew why they're a thing, we just kinda went "you know, Miles and Gwen could just be friends... do we really have to have a romantic subplot here?" (This said, it is a little exhausting in fandom to constantly see that two characters can't exist in a space without being IN WUUUUUV. *stares wearily at the Heartsteel fandom* ... Yeah, as someone that imagines the boys as all just being found-family-friends, I'm not going over there. There is nothing for me there.)

Now this one IS a fandom one: BE FUCKING NORMAL. It is so tiring seeing people harassing other people over absolutely stupid and trivial shit. It is even worse when the fandom turns that brand of crazy on the people behind the media (*motions to people being weird to Neil Newbon, for example*). I know this is a tall ask that will never come to be, but... it's why I live in the walls and don't really interact with much.

Of course, when I'm put on the spot, I can't think of things. Um, scraping my brain for a third item... I guess I'd like to see LESS reducing characters to being "uwu softboy"? (I don't know if women characters get this very often, since I mostly only interact with men character fandoms and when I do read stuff with chicks, I generally don't see this.) It is a bit... tiring. Like, again, you can write whatever you want, but I feel like... if you need to sand the edges off of a character and change them to like them, did you really ever actually like that character? Or did you just like the idea of the character? I feel like, at that point, just make an OC based on them. You've basically done most of the steps to get there.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

S: Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

Hmm, I have so many. I'll stick with D2, since you're more of a D2 moot.

A short one: I headcanon, gear wise, that Crow uses the Celestial Nighthawk helm with the Hrafnagud ornament (because it is mentioned that he does sometimes wear a helmet), and uses the Ashen Wings ornament on Hawkmoon. A trivial little headcanon, but there it is. A long(er) one: I guess this isn't entirely a headcanon, since I feel like it's been mostly confirmed in lore, given the frequency of characters going out beyond The Walls and ending up in towns, but I like to think there are many settlements beyond The Walls of The Last City, and I like to think that given enough time and being left alone long enough, the lingering spectre of The Concordat could capitalize on those wayward towns, left to defend themselves largely by themselves (with the exception of getting some help from a passing Hunter or two). It's just too unlike humanity to all agree to hang out in one spot. We aren't like that. We are all too prone to saying, "Fuck you, I'll take my chances forging my own path". Going along with that headcanon, in a tangential sort of commentary note: I do think, if it weren't for all the fuckery going on (the Traveler peacing out off of Earth and going into orbit, for example), keeping people's minds preoccupied, we'd genuinely have a situation of The Vanguard vs Everyone Else, because it seems to me like a lot of humanity isn't too keen on the Guardians anymore. Again, with the idea of the settlements, I imagine they especially aren't keen on them, since they could be made up of people exiled from The Last City, and people who feel left behind. Hell, we saw the sentiment in Season of the Splicer. Lakshmi wouldn't have been able to drum up that much support if it weren't for people feeling that way just a little bit. Actually, going back even further, we see that sentiment with Suraya prior to her joining up.

I guess, thinking about it, you could say my headcanon is that the real situation in the D2 Universe is that while The Vanguard and the Guardians are fighting for humanity, a pretty decent chunk of humanity has zero interest in fighting for them. Does this count as a headcanon? I don't know.

On a rambly OC sidenote: that was the entire idea behind the AU of Ardwynn being all "king of thieves bandit" living outside of The Last City, because he's such a hero "I want to help people" kind of guy. He'd look at everyone living outside and at The Last City, and at what Guardians are, and aren't, doing, and would decide to find a way to help people. Honestly, if it wasn't for Shaxx hanging out in The Tower, helping the Vanguard, Ardwynn probably would throw his lot in with The Concordat.

#haldie answers #I'm terrible at figuring out what counts as a headcanon sometimes #since I like to stick fairly closely to canon #I feel like this got really rambly

[lunaxriax]

This time it is of snacks, though what are honey butter chips? 

There’s many more to learn but only a selected amount of the codes are important to know. 

Hahaha! You never know! It was my instant thought. 

You've never had honey butter chips? Officer Conners, we need to change that! You're missing out on something great. It's chips with sweet buttery flavor and a hint of honey to it. It's perfectly sweet and salty.

Only a selected amount huh. Like Klondike bar? If you've got more of those, I'd like to know.

Of course it was. I can't blame you for it though. But if you must know, I have other ways for potential blackmail.

#( Jinae; replies ) #( Jinae; Drake )

[the-firebird69]

People going to see you putting those big two foot by 4 ft blocks in John remillard and you put them in like brakes and stagger and they're going to leave you in the grassy ditch at the airport with a bloodied a******

Zues

Yuk

Hera but right it's the right thing to happen and my husband would not be present for the event in any way of course

I've had it with this guy next door although he's right they'll think it's my company and do that kind of stupid s*** then I want to hear about it and no I don't have any Klondike bars and shut up he's asking me if he wants to ask me him what he would do for a Klondike bar now I've had enough of that s*** it's a great commercial and Dan can look like me then who owns Klondike parts he's thinking of knocking him off and selling them all over the place

Anyways this is a weirdest place I've ever been in is very strange deadly dangerous I can't stand it and he's a baby giant. We're going to go around for the rest of our lives pretending we're Giants finally growing up and we should pretend to wear Max that kind of Blue now really I think I'm going to buy this block because he said I'm going to end up in a ditch I'm going to try and f****** out of my information and f*** my s*** up to get information and I'm going to think that it's mine so I don't know what to say it's going to stick together come so hard to come by with a missile launcher and won't do anything like ben Arnold's son with a stinger or something. So we have a little fun here today but no it's true he said that'll probably happen I don't really do anything that does anything like that and I do it all day long you can't tell it's like weird no correlation kind of things that said out loud then wamo something happens maybe sitting there with a block and they be talking about the block so I get that probably higher than to do stuff going to try and put an order in for real maybe soon as you can order it online he thinks but no we have to do it at commercial desk tomorrow or commercial phone on the on the desk at the distributor whatever that is I have no idea what this stuff is and we saw it and we know where to call and we know how much to order and we'll order the material all of it and I have to send it and design no I do an estimate so start to laugh because it's probably stupid says you have to do it by a cross-sectional area and I am not good at that and they say the concrete should stick up a little out of the ground so joints is not exposed to the water constantly it makes sense it says four inches minimum so you have to form up the footer and you have to use bigger wood but we have companies to do that and I know how to estimate damn it send me to pick a system and no not pick my nose I might as well get to it I'm doing nothing

Trump

I'm going to work up a number on the footer as soon as you get ready tell me how deep and wide and it's 2 ft wide it's probably 3 ft deep but the spread for the bottom is bigger not necessarily deeper and it's high PSI cuz the weight of the wall it's a very heavy wall it has to be very good concrete it's probably 10,000 PSI and we use that a lot even on regular walls it's not a big deal these days so we'll probably go ahead and do this and they do it in these houses sometimes it's like 5,000 PSI in the driveways it's like trying to break it or something is going to wow this is hell I can't even break this let me know if you swinging a hammer like really fast and it hits real hard I can't get anything it's nailing me put a safety gear and a mask a hat and also that s*** on by the end of the day finally start breaking it so what the hell is this stuff it's got no reinforcing it it's like Stone cuz it was cut took it out and it's wicked thick like six and a half inches it says it's thicker than regular. Remember I'm saying I've never seen this before and it's new to this area but really is Hammer was going 800 mph faster than the speed of sound I got up to about 400 and I've seen people go about 500 was there in wicked shave and Willie bill can get around 700 so he's got some strength okay I'm f****** around with him all the time silently I was going to try and try and do and stuff and he needs to lay us up I guess and we don't care about that comment I'm going to do it anyways it says it will let you up and every which Way but Sunday even though they do fly on Sunday and I'm starting to get pissed off he says you should do a sectional wall out there before you finish it it looks like the walls finished and say not really there's a few sections that are out so you can get in there that won't be for a while we're not going to build an outhouse but thank you man that sucks if that thing is broken I went over there to put a level on it on the outside and it was yelling at me I put on the inside of that wall inside a level see tomorrow's a couple sections and you rebuild it that's the way to do it not to leave it there cuz it's stupid looking

Dan

That will delay the opening like the whole project is delaying

Trump

Who the f*** are we doing anything no this building is at a level and we can keep building are we stupid you should take it down parts of the outer level is that the the Crane's slammed it out of level and if they did that big section it's like a shitload of building to take down and we don't care if you came in like a wrecking ball it's not a level and everybody mentions it the never let it open or or let it open it's going to become this huge pyrea

Terry

I can't believe this someone say I can't listen to a man woman and a Cro-Magnon January 6th committee guy what the f*** are you doing on camera your big fat face it was huge you're looking left and right it looks like some sort of caveman like Fred Flintstone not Barney. We're going to get this done we need to order the block there's a few things we can do with it on site like build a little bit of it and see if it works they're willing to drop some off if I actually order it it's not that magical other thing for them so I want to send it along but each block is not cheap I left online and really they aren't that bad it's it's like 30 bucks or something for a smaller block that is still pretty big it's equal to like three regular size blocks which are 8 bucks each or something that's true too these are much more dense they're fireproof they're much stronger and they create a wall that's as strong or stronger than concrete they say it works out to 20,000 PSI wall this cast solid and I tell you my friends that's vault strength and he says much stronger than a bank vault and it's waterproof and it's blast proof if you put an explosive in there and the vault well you know he just want to talk about that if you have an anti-chamber you put an explosive in the roof will blow off it won't blow through the door or blow the walls down and what we're saying is it's very powerful stuff what we're dealing with here and it probably in all the banks

Trump

[dandeliicns]

@thegoldenheiress asked: often do they cook at home versus getting takeout, etc? do they have anyone in their past they would like closure from?  who and why? what would they do for a klondike bar? VICTORIA ATLAS

DINE IN OR TAKE OUT: Because Victoria is very close with TYLER ATLAS, Victoria cooks fairly well and fairly often. Of course as CEO, she can't cook new meals every night so when she has time she'll do meal prep instead. When it comes to date nights with her husband SEONHO KANG ( @indigodreamed ), she'll offer take out or hire someone to cook a meal for them.

CLOSURE: No, Victoria doesn't want closure from anyone in her past. She's much of a look forward and don't look back kind of gal.

KLONDIKE BAR?: she doesn't find them appealing

#❀ | ❝ victoria atlas ❞ ⤏ meta #( thank you for this babes ! )

[pararennial-archived]

A treat for people who love Maciu and Roxy...

Maciu: Babe? You know I’d do anything for you right? Roxy: Of course.

Maciu: I’d sit my bare ass on an iceberg for you.

Roxy: Wouldn’t that be something you’d do for a Klondike bar?

Maciu: No, it’d be all for you~

Roxy: You fool~

#⁖▐ ❛ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ⏤ spiritless‚ fearless‚ little lyricist hoax.

[soraavalon]

DM: Oh, I know, let's do Larek--- no not Larek, what's Tark's---

Hunt (OOC): Magpie.

DM: Magpie, I thought you were Magpie for some reason.

Knave of Hearts: Magpie, I would love for you to tell us an embarrassing story from your childhood.

Tark: Oh.

Jeremiah (OOC): That seems mild comparatively.

Knave of Hearts: What would that cost?

Tark (OOC): Hold please, I'm trying to think of what would an embarrassing story for Tark would be. Man has no shame.

Hunt (OOC): Yeah.

Jeremiah (OOC): Not only do you have to think of an embarrassing story for Tark, but you also have to think of what does Tark want.

DM: In exchange.

Tark (OOC): I know what Tark wants, it's just I don't know what would be considered embarrassing for him.... Okay if someone could help me with an embarrassing story for Tark, I already know what I want I just can't...

DM: Well you can offer what you want and if somebody else bids against you then you don't have to think about it.

Tark (OOC): Good point. (IC): Embarrassing story from my childhood. I'll do it for full spell slots.

Knave of Hearts: That's a bit steep but alright. Can anyone do better?

-silence-

Knave of Hearts: If not, I can always ask our audience if they're willing to...

Jeremiah: No no no, I want to, I'm just trying to think of something.

Tark (OOC): Same guy from the audience, 'I'll do it for a klondike bar!'

DM: I kind of desperately want whomst to just 'cause the improv skills are always peak.

Audience whomst (OOC): I'm always ready.

Hunt (OOC): Yeah, when it goes to the audience, you can bid.

DM: Yeah.

Audience whomst (OOC): Cool.

DM: You could do it for a klondike bar.

Audience whomst (OOC): Neat.

Jeremiah: I'll do it if you strike Jautte dead.

Knave of Hearts: That's quite steep. Fun, I like it.

Jeremiah: Is it steep?

Knave of Hearts: Yeah.

Tark (OOC): Crowd's like, 'What?!'

Knave of Hearts: That is one of my beloved audience members, of course.

Jeremiah: Yeah and he's a bitch.

Knave of Hearts: Well it sounds to me like he provided the entertainment for this evening so really.

Nathaniel (OOC): The Knave is like, 'Yeah so are you.'

Knave of Hearts: If you want to murder him later on your own time, that's not on me, but right now I'm liable. So I won't be doing that, unless... no that's a different bid altogether.

#D&D mischief #Relni campaign #Relni Recap #Relni Chapter 37 #Hunt wanted the name Magpie #but Tark took it before she could #even as a child Tark had no shame apparently #shortly after relistening to this moment I started trying to think of embarrassing stories from Hunt's childhood #I only came up with one #isn't that kind of hypocritical? #claiming to be liable for the audience's safety and yet potentially allow them to be mutilated

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Captain Ruggels Gaming - What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Star Trek Insurrection

Captain Ruggels Gaming – What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Star Trek Insurrection

#startrek #memes #funny What would you do for a Klondike bar? Well Commander Riker would set a Collision Course. Star Trek Insurrection/Star Trek The Next Generation Meme. Enjoy. Happy Travels.

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