#and or a sentence lmao

[butchladymaria]

HEALING CHURCH CRIMES BINGO!!!

fun fact: you can count enough crimes done by Healing Church & Co. ™️ to fill at least three bingo cards! (this is a joke, don't take this too seriously lol)

#i did actually approach this with a degree of standards #like (most) had to be specifically illegal somehow and written with a specific example #and it had to be committed by the healing church or a member of it #i was going off of us law (thats what im most tamgentially familiar with lol) but a lot of these are violations of international law #or a church affiliate group/group member #sick war crimes laurence uwu #so eileen doing murder isnt on here lol #honestly i could probably have found more #gasc boss battle is definitely second degree murder/attempted murder (depending on if you actually beat him lmao) #but gerhman would not only be first degree murder he would also countas a serial killer? #.....actually so are Most boss battles #some more debatable than others #micolash could technically be considered self defense since the tood hunter is trespassing? #but i dont know what the property laws in the nightmare of mensis are :/ #feel free to add on if yall can come up with more i missed #would be funny as shit to actually try to compile a list of charges #and or a sentence lmao #but then again you cant sentence A Church to death #which speaking in terms of legal precedent would ABSOLUTELY be the sentence lmfao #for All Those War Crimes And Crimes Against Humanity #but yknow lol #bloodborne #healing church crimes bingo #my shitposts

[kazraza]

lmao doesn’t even mean “laughing my ass off” anymore it’s just “lmao”. she is like a brother to me

#begins and ends all my sentences with lmao

[aces-to-apples]

Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

#by apples #lmao found this in my drafts and the last sentence took me outtttt #asexuality #queer queer queer we're all queer here

[softestaries]

The master watching from inside the gold tooth as the Doctor bi generates.

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #david tennant #catherine tate #donna noble #the master #dw #dw spoilers #the way that sentence will make absolutely no sense to anyone who hasn't seen the episode or watched the show lmao

[mumblesplash]

[narrator voice] she did not forget

#this was so funny lmao #my art #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #all the hermits send out out weekly newsletters via pesky bird mail #the information contained within varies wildly in both relevance and factual correctness from hermit to hermit #doc will put ‘got a new pet’ and neglect to mention that It Is The Ender Dragon #whereas grian will regularly write up multiple pages explaining the details of his base progress #and sign off with maybe one sentence about how the hole he accidentally ripped in the fabric of reality ‘seems fine’ #scar has an obits segment that’s just all his own deaths #that single segment is frequently longer than doc’s entire newsletter

[pharawee]

#pit babe #pit babe the series #garfield pantach #s vorarit #pitbabeedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits. #it had to be kenta and only kenta to carry out tony's sentence #and i'd like to think that pete was there to pick up the pieces #and there are a lot of pieces #kudos to kimberly for getting this right in her fic #which i now love even more #also i will not miss this colouring lmao

[kiwiaok]

neil josten is a bit of a creature in my mind, but not in any sensible way. he’s a creature because how many person-suits can you drape over your skeleton before the human part dissolves and you’re just a mix of crooked teeth and mismatched skin tissue? he’s a creature because his eyes hold galaxies and because his words are talons and beaks. and he’s a creature because he deserves a pair of mischievous horns peeking out of the flurry of his hair. but he’s also completely human (unless you see him bathed in the moonlight from the corner of your eye. then he’s mist and haze and rust and old creaking door)

#he’s my little creature and I love him dearly #let me shrink him to be pocket-sized and keep him in my pocket forever #will this make sense to anyone apart from me? probably not #I could write an essay where I expand on every sentence of this post lmao #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #aftg neil #kiwiaok

[citrucee]

the "walking into a new area" experience

#doodle #fanart #chants of sennaar #chants of sennaar spoilers #the traveler #HI THIS IS A FANART PIECE. THATS HOW YOU KNOW IM OBSESSED #i handled the first two areas fine but like. this one. good god #fucking nothing is clicking lmao the sentences are too LONG #but this game is so fun its sososososo fun omg play it i love it #the characters are so CUUUUUUTE #agh #ok #back in the pit

[linterteatime]

It's 7000+ people that want them dead actually

#invader zim #dib membrane #fanart #my art #iz #I made this because there was lowkey a meme going around on twitter for like a day #where they changed the words of that sentence to make stupid shit #so I made my own #it's also a reference I guess #but don't think too hard about it I just made it for the funny lmao

[wikiangela]

several sentence sunday

tagged by @hippolotamus

sooo bucktommy won me over, i couldn't resist anymore 🙈 so here's a bit of them after their date lol just to be clear, im still 10000% about buddie but im gonna enjoy this while it lasts bc I feel like this is exactly what buck needs rn lol I just wanna write him be giddy and stupid and flustered about a boy even if that's not eddie haha (also, I didn't get the Tommy hype before but after seeing him everywhere for two days... I get it now 🥵)

___

"(...) We should do this again.” Tommy says, turning fully towards Buck, and Buck’s eyes immediately find his lips. He can’t wait to kiss him again, and this would be the time, at the end of the date, wouldn’t it?

“We should.” Buck nods, licks his lips, eyes darting up to Tommy’s eyes. He’s smiling softly, just looking at Buck. “I-” he starts, and then thinks, fuck it, and this time he makes a move, as he leans across the console to grab Tommy’s chin, like he did Buck’s in his kitchen, and bring him in for a kiss. Tommy immediately reciprocates, and Buck melts against him, and then when Tommy’s calloused hand covers his cheek, it just feels so- so different, in the best way possible. This kiss lasts longer than the first one, each of them constantly coming back for more, but it’s as gentle and tender as that one. Buck loves it, and can’t help smiling into it. He wants more. “Hey.” Buck says, finally pulling away, licks his spit-covered lips nervously. “Do you- do you maybe wanna come in for a beer?” he asks shyly, and at Tommy’s surprised expression and raised eyebrow he realizes it might sound like he’s inviting him for more than a beer, and he panics again. “I- I- I mean, just a beer. And maybe- maybe more of this.” he pecks Tommy’s lips again, not able to resist a smile. “But just a beer. I don’t think I’m- But who knows, maybe-” he stumbles over his words, because the truth is, he wants Tommy, he wants… he wants so much, he wants to experience so much for the first time – it’s just that he’s not sure if it’s not too quick for this relationship, and for him.

“Evan.” Tommy interrupts, bringing his other hand up, now cradling Buck’s face in both, thumbs moving soothingly along Buck’s cheeks. “Your pace, remember? No pressure, no rush.”

“You’re really cool, you know that?” Buck whispers.

“So I keep hearing.” Tommy chuckles, and it’s adorable. He kisses Buck again, and the butterflies in Buck’s stomach go crazy. Fuck, he doesn't remember the last time he felt this giddy and excited and just light. “I’d love to come in for a beer.”

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no pressure tags: @elvensorceress @thebravebitch @shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @watchyourbuck @eowon @loserdiaz @evanbegins @ladydorian05 @wildlife4life @diazpatcher @lover-of-mine @monsterrae1 @thewolvesof1998 @neverevan @weewootruck @loveyouanyway @spagheddiediaz @rainbow-nerdss @epicbuddieficrecs @pirrusstuff @spotsandsocks @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @nmcggg @rogerzsteven @giddyupbuck @sunshinediaz @honestlydarkprincess @underwater-ninja-13 @exhuastedpigeon @911-on-abc @jesuisici33 @steadfastsaturnsrings @theotherbuckley @buddieswhvre @dangerpronebuddie @diazsdimples @daffi-990 @bidisasterbuckdiaz @fortheloveofbuddie @hoodie-buck @tizniz @your-catfish-friend

#seven sentence sunday #no one look at me i gave in i'm officially boarding the bucktommy ship lmao (as in for now lol my heart will always belong to buddie ofc) #ngl i kinda hate like half of what i wrote so far and really wanna rewrite it but we'll see haha #also i still have mixed feelings about tommy calling buck evan but it's growing on me ngl #this is insane what is going on why is tommy/lou just taking over and changing my whole mind rn lmao #I just want buck to be all giddy and flustered and explore this and just be excited about it aahhh im obsessed lol #fic snippet #wikiangela writes #my writing #my wips #911 fic #911 abc #bucktommy #tommy kinard #evan buckley #bucktommy post-date fic #idk how to tag this lol #btw the beer will lead to some heavy making out bc buck deserves to make out with a cute guy lol

[burgycreeper405-blog]

DawnDory am i right chat? ⚰️

young Delta design inspired or based off of this art by @/telinks.art on Instagram

a funky little hc cuz yes

i like to hc that when JD came back to the tree, he went gray for a while and since he doesn't have Rhonda yet, he just walked aimlessly until he came across a lovely little town of the country trolls

and met Delta :]

he stayed there for a bit till he got his colors back and when he got them back, he went back to going adventures bcuz it's what his heart is telling him or somthin sjfjsk

and he met Rhonda on his adventures

and then met Trollex few years later in his adventure maybe, i dunno dkdjhda

wrong move he did tho, he left Delta even if she threatened him that she'll break up with him and forget about him if he leaves

another wrong thing he did is that he thinks she's just joking, so when they met again after years later like after the events of trolls 3 lol, he just says that they're exes jokingly, didn't know that she was being /srs till he got hit by the cold heart truth

and that is, i dunno, i kinda like to think in this funky hc that he writes her letters, so when he asked her about the letters, and tells him that she doesn't read them and just throws it away, it just made him realize that she was indeed /srs

but yeah, he didn't even visit her,, sure he writes her letters on telling her what he's been up to, he's not really expecting a letter back considering he moves everywhere plus with the help of Rhonda,, tho what he didn't know is that, Delta doesn't even reads the letters she receives from him

and then sees that Delta and King Trollex are together, he's just kinda hurt and jealous a bit, he likes trollex too, he just jealous about the fact that them two (Delta and Trollex) can be lovey dovey, but if it's him and Delta, she's still holding a grudge against him

yes they're poly, Delta x JD x trollex

they have two hands

ok, i think that's all the very messy 3am rambling for now ⚰️⚰️

#burg art #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls world tour #trolls band together #john dory #delta dawn #john dory trolls #delta dawn trolls #trolls john dory #trolls delta dawn #deltadory #yes i did used that line in the httyd movie that became a meme template #but i changed it up a bit bcuz i wrote that before checking what the actual sentence is lmao 🪦🪦

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie is forever grumbling about “losing” his shirts, storming out of their room and flopping dramatically on the couch, declaring his favorite shirt is gone forever, it was there one minute and now it’s just gone. Gone gone gone!

And Steve will sigh and say it can’t be lost, shirts don’t just get up and walk out and Eddie will say this one did! all but harrumphing. So Steve will go in their room, look through the same pile of shirts Eddie looked through a moment ago, and come back out, holding it up, saying “this shirt?”

And Eddie will say it wasn’t there when he looked and they’re all black, it was camouflaged, and take the shirt half-annoyed, half-sheepish and murmur something about how there’s definitely a shirt stealing gremlin living in their walls that takes Eddie’s shirts then puts them back for Steve to find and make Eddie look like an idiot

And Steve will roll his eyes and try not to smile knowing it will happen again and again. And some days he finds it amusing, others annoying, but it’s all part of living together

#steddie #Steve x eddie #steddie headcanon #Eddie munson #Steve harrington #brought to you by me being convinced I lost my softest Metallica shirt for the last two days #and then finding it right where I’d already looked lmao #Steve definitely does this too and doesn’t have the excuse of most of his clothes being black :P #or he does the where are my glasses thing when they’re on his head lol #we’ve all been there right? #also why did I write most of this in future tense except a couple of sentences in present ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #alsooooo sorry if someone’s written something similar!!! #i had a vague feeling after posting someone might have 🙈😫 #pizzaqueentxt #pizzaqueenfic

[mitcheechee]

pictures from this animatic (..?) i was (attempting) to make LOL. it was really bad but i learned some stuff!! and cut a lot out of it... maybe ill revisit it and remake it someday : )

#zelda #zelink #link #zelda botw #zelink botw #legend of zelda #zelda fanart #link botw #art #just hitting every tag today #its still on youtube LMAO but its bad so im only posting the photos here #i have more im making... #the problem is i dont use animation software so i end up wanting to die after 3 minutes and just end up half assing everything because #i do it in small awful increments #death sentence. #the pacing was BAD the timing was AWFUL #but now i know

[friend-of-a-cat]

So... I'm doing research for a piece of creative non-fiction (a personal essay) I'm writing for one of my uni assignments about the fact that I'm asexual and demiromantic and think that we, as a wider society, have gotten the concepts of love and attraction all wrong, and I've been researching more into the split attraction model because, well, I see it as something that's important and relevant, and this came up in my Google search:

The initial red flag of this article is the fact that it's on BetterHelp. I didn't see this at first, and did a double take.

Anyway, the first thing I would like to ask is: what are these 'cons'? As far as I'm concerned, there are none. I understand that, for many people, romantic and sexual attraction are intrinsically linked, but, for many, they're not, and the split attraction model existing doesn't harm the former - it helps the latter. The latter includes people who are on the asexual and/or aromantic spectrums, as well as people who are, for example, heteromantic and bisexual, panromantic and homosexual, biromantic and heterosexual, etc. - basically anyone whose experiences differ between their romantic and sexual attraction.

I do find it a bit annoying that, when many people talk about both of these kinds of attraction, they lump them into one 'label', which is mostly [something]sexual (e.g. heterosexual, homosexual, etc.). But, for them, the two are linked, so referring to themselves as [something]sexual to cover both seems fine and dandy. Which... it is. However, I find it wild that people don't realise that, despite the fact that the two may seem linked to them, they are actually two different experiences. People who are both alloromantic and allosexual should be able to see this, right? They can think someone is sexually attractive yet not be romantically attracted to or want to date them. That is a thing that can happen.

Anyway, I decided to read through the article. It isn't bad, per se - much of the information is useful, and it seemed to be quite positive. Until I got to the 'cons':

Now, I'm not really into the discourse surrounding the split attraction model - in fact, I didn't realise there was discourse surrounding it. This is because I tend to, either accidently or on purpose, avoid discourse in general. But... 'oversexualisation'? In what context? If anything, not using the split attraction model would be considered 'oversexualisation' (even though I don't think that that is, either - I honestly don't know why this word has been brought up here) due to the fact that many people focus on sexual attraction over any kind of attraction and use it to cover romantic attraction, too, when they talk about it. I genuinely have no idea what they are referring to here.

In regard to the second point: what? Attraction is complex. That's the whole thing. The split attraction model makes it less complex for many people. It allows people to figure out who they are and have the terminology to be able to voice it. Attraction is a spectrum and so is gender. Of course both of them are going to be complex. Society made both of them rigid in the first place, so breaking out of those rigidities is going to be confusing for everyone. The split attraction model helps people understand themselves, and I would like to think it helps them understand others. Everyone benefits.

I don't know if I can speak much on the third point, as I'm not familiar with the discourse, as I previously mentioned, and don't really know what it entails. Though, in saying this... what do they mean? When has asexuality - or aromanticism, for that matter - ever been prioritised over other queer identities? There's a severe lack of discussion and education surrounding both of them. That's just a fact. People who are asexual and/or aromantic are oftentimes even shunned by the wider queer community they are a part of. I don't really have much more to add on this point because I'm so confused by it. By the way, this article barely talks about aromanticism, despite the fact that it's an important part of this model, too.

The last point is just a rehash of the second point. If I was told about any of this stuff growing up, I would have realised I was ace and demiromantic from the start. Instead, I realised I was ace a few years ago after watching Jaiden Animations' video about the fact that she's aroace (I don't want to use the term 'coming out' here because, frankly, I hate it - I'll save that rant for another time). I only realised I was demiromantic in the past month after... realising that people getting romantic crushes on and/or falling in love with someone when they barely know them is actually a thing that happens and isn't fake. These two terms fit me best at the moment, and explain everything. If I had've known these terms as a teenager, that would have been great. The split attraction model helped me so much in breaking down myself and my identity, and offered me the foundation I needed to ask myself questions. Yeah, attraction and gender are confusing - I said it before, and I'll say it again. But why would you cast something so helpful aside? That will only hinder people - both those who are struggling with their own identity and those who are trying to understand the identities of others. Education surrounding the complexities and spectrums of attraction and gender are so important, and this model will help people teach other people about attraction.

I also read a bunch of hate comments, as one does whenever they go on Reddit or Twitter or literally any social media platform ever, regarding the split attraction model. This didn't surprise me. These specific people seem to hate this model because... well, I don't really know. They were mostly spewing aphobia. I don't think a single one had a constructive point. Also, most of the search results for 'split attraction model' on Google are actually critiques of it, or articles talking about critiques of it and being on the fence. Come on, people. Do better.

Anyway, the split attraction model is important. Education is important. Allowing people to figure out who they are and express it is important. This should all go without saying.

That is all.

#my ramblings #my writing #i want this out there somewhere so i'm actually tagging multiple things for once in my life #asexual #aromantic #aroace #ace #aro #lgbtqia+ #split attraction #split attraction model #uhhhhhh #i don't know what else to tag #if you've read this far... hi #edited because some of the sentences didn't flow as well as i wanted them to lmao

[geeerage]

K trend with blue lock boys

The trend in question (basically just inspired by the trend, not exactly) edit: the link won't work for some reason but its basically where person 1 puts on lipstick then messes it up then person 2 wipes it with their thumb and the camera turns to person 2 them with kisses all over their face dcguyfgideuwi

Would be sort of hesitant but would still say yes regardless. He would try to stay super still so he doesn’t mess you up. Gives a shy smile when you're finished. He gets all shy when you tell him how pretty he looks covered in your kisses.

Isagi, Chigiri, Reo, Loki

Would say yes immediately. He would be so excited to get kisses on his face and couldn’t stop smiling + gets super hyper. Even when you're done making the video he would not take the lipstick off which leads to oval shaped red tints all over his face, but he wouldn’t care and would be super proud of them.

Bachira, Bachira, Bachira

He would probably be the one to do the trend to you. He gives a slight smile between each kiss and teases some kisses down your neck as well as whispering things in your ears, trying his best to get a reaction out of you. Kisses you on the lips at the end just to catch you off guard. You can’t help but admire how pretty he looks with lipstick on which only boosts his ego when he catches you staring at him.

Kaiser, Aiku

At first completely refuses, like he just straight up says no. When you do end up convincing him he complains a bunch but not-so secretly enjoys it, a lot. Would either hid his face from the camera or wear a really bored expression (which obvi isn’t how he’s actually feeling) Now every once in a while he’ll come up to you with a tube of red lipstick and just hands it to you and doesn’t say a word, he just waits for you to finally get it and starts peppering his face with kisses.

Rin, Sae, Barou, Nagi

#every sentence is a new thought lmao #sorry if the link isnt working :(( #try searching it up cause tumblrs giving me issues.... #im back...again #bllk headcanons #bllk scenarios #bllk x reader #blue lock #blue lock headcanons #blue lock scenarios #bachira x reader #bllk #itoshi rin x reader #michael kaiser x reader #kaiser x reader #sae itoshi x reader #barou x reader #oliver aiku #julien loki #nagi x reader #nagi headcanons #isagi x reader #isagi headcanons #bachira headcanons #reo headcanons #reo x reader #chigiri headcanons #chigiri x reader

[mickstart]

"but who's getting Lewis's seat" Lewis took that seat from a Schumacher and it is only fair that it be returned to a Schumacher

#Im kidding lmao if I were toto I wouldn't even THINK about Mick and race seat in the same sentence #but I like causing chaos