I missed techno then spiraled pt.2
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!
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the well documented avi sleepies in regards to this post
fig 1. in the mor dhona bar
fig 2. on the couch in the Fortemps manor
fig 3. sunlit field of flowers (dual attack by sunlight and pollen)
fig 4. standing ankle deep in a muddy ass pond
fig 5. standing knee deep in snow in the cold ass mountains
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which mood are we choosing today guys
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alright i have a million wips and i want to share so let’s do this!
Rules: Post the names of files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!
carlando - bahrain golf date
lestappen - pirate and prince au (ft carlando)
carlando - lando wearing red
threesome - but the third person might as well not be there (ship?)
yukierre - jealous pierre
carlando & maxiel - doctor au
carlando - winter break
carlando - best friend’s brother au
(ship?) finally getting together and being somehow more attached and unbearable to everyone around them than before, which no one thought was possible
carlando - lando has never had mind-blowing sex before
carlando - angel carlos and demon lando au
ocean’s 11/heist au
top gun au
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Look here tumblr…you gotta let me post shit
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hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"
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Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves
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