#and trying new recipes??

[aforeffortenjolras]

shit dude it is unbelievable just how generally better I feel not being in school atm. i hope working full time doesn’t drain me as much as school does.

#i did work full time with no classes for about a year #but i had just moved out of my parents house and away from all my family and was in a horrible living situation #but holy shit i feel like a human #did you guys know that reading what you want with no deadlines is fun?? #and trying new recipes?? #and did you know it’s possible to do the dishes and not have your energy and mood completely drained??? #and oh my gosh have you tried yoga? this shit rocks dude #hopefully this doesn’t all end when i go to my parents house in a few days #and hopefully i can make it through two more semesters and find a job that doesn’t kill me #personal

[crabsnpersimmons]

eats your clip

oh boy, looks like Clip is on the menu

again

plus a bonus with Bloodmoon!

#ask the crab #fnaf eclipse #bloodmoon #Clip New Do Same You AU #crab art #traditional art #another day another person trying to eat Clip #CHOCO!! HELLO FRIEND! #legit when you sent this all i could think of #was you dancing like you do at the end of your videos #as you drag Clip away #i have no idea how to animate that so i just did a little doodle 😂 #and OF COURSE i had to draw bloodmoon! #i love your design for him he's so FUN! #Bloodmoon and Clip together in the same room... is probably a recipe for disaster

[a-schmoozer-and-a-dummy]

husk can’t cook for shit but he makes drinks like no one’s business. obviously this is part of the course for a bartender, of course he knows how to make drinks, but you can only make so many martinis and old fashioneds before it starts feeling old and boring and monotonous- so husk gets experimental with his cocktails, just for fun, and uses angel as a test dummy. some drinks are hits, some are misses, some are almost there and just need tweaking, and angel is more than happy to provide feedback

and angel, who is an amazing cook, does the same with husk. he does a lot of traditional italian meals, but again, you can only have the same eight pasta dishes so many times before it just gets bland and frustrating. so angel tries new recipes and tries to come up with his own spins on stuff, and even branches out into other cultural dishes. he doesn’t have a lot of time outside of work, but as he starts clubbing less and less, he starts cooking more and more- and he and husk can usually be found in the hotel kitchen late at night.

once they’re officially a couple, most of their date nights include husk sitting on the counter while angel cooks a good dinner and once it’s done they move to the bar, where husk makes special drinks for the two of them. it’s domestic and quiet and so very needed- a calm and relaxed getaway from the chaos that is hell. all they need is each other, and they’re good to go.

#also. angel finding that he enjoys cooking and experimentation. and that helps him with his sobriety #bc it gives him something tangible to work with instead of just getting high and laying in bed #AND because he’s trying out all these new recipes he’s eating more regularly and actually finds a healthy weight during his sober journey #angel dust #husk #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #jac txt. #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel hazbin hotel #angel husk

[lotstradamus]

do you have some favourite go-to recipes? i would love any of your recommendations!! xx

we eat the same few things on rotation in our house, as I do all the cooking, and I like a) one-pot meals, and b) pasta, preferably. most of these are fairly low effort but you get a lot of bang for your buck flavour-wise, and they're endlessly customisable!

also, listen, I don't do measurements. follow your heart and taste as you go.

the tiktok viral baked feta pasta from like 4 years ago ingredients: plum or cherry tomatoes, a block of feta (or boursin if you're feeling flush), garlic, pasta optional extras: spinach, cannellini beans, chili crisp recipe: whack your tomatoes, sliced garlic, and olive oil in a big dish. nestle your feta in there. I like to add a tin of drained cannellini beans at this point to bulk it out/cut down on the pasta/make the texture confusing, but you don't have to. stick it in the oven at like 180-200C for half an hour ish. after half an hour boil your pasta. retrieve your oven dish, stir everything up to desired consistency (I'm a chunk girl). you can add spinach while you do this for extra greenery, or a massive spoonful of chili crisp for heat and crunch, but it's good on its own. add the pasta and some pasta water if you need. voila. you simply cannot go wrong.

gochujang and hummus pasta ingredients: gochujang (this keeps forever in the fridge so it's a good kitchen investment), a tub of hummus, garlic, white onion, parm optional extras: parsley recipe: chop onion and garlic, sling them in a pan with butter and a splash of EVOO. when the onion is sufficiently sweaty and nice, add a dollop of gochujang (the bigger the dollop the spicier the end result) and stir it all in, followed by the whole tub of hummus. boil the pasta. add the cooked pasta to the pan, along with some pasta water, a shit load of grated parm, and garnish with parsley. my friend sent me a vegan version of this recipe about a year ago and I've made the non-vegan version roughly once a week since. it is so fucking delicious. butter bean thing ingredients: butter beans, garlic, red onion, tomato paste, cream/double cream/greek yog, lemon, sourdough/nice crusty bread optional extras: parsley recipe: throw chopped garlic and onion in a pan with butter and EVOO and really let them sweat it out. add tinned butter beans WITH THE JUICE. yes, I know. add in a few good squirty piles of tomato paste and stir, then let it all heat through. at this point start toasting your crusty bread of choice because I ALWAYS forget until the end and then I'm rushed. I recommend splurging for the good bread, slathered with melty butter. add whatever creamy thing you have to hand (the og recipe I saw said double cream, but I usually have greek yoghurt in and that does the job) to the beans, along with some lemon juice, garnish with parsley if you like and serve. use the bread as a giant spoon. you are welcome.

sausage soup/stew? casserole?? ingredients: celery, white onion, carrot, sausage/s, cherry tomatoes, tinned tomatoes, chicken broth, parm optional extras: creamy thing of your choice, spinach, orzo recipe: dice the celery, carrot and onion (mirepoix!), and throw it in a big big big pot with some EVOO. now: I get a pack of nice sausages and either mash or chop them depending on how much energy I have, but if you live somewhere with a butcher or whatever you can save your mashing arm and just get ground sausage. throw in the ground, mashed, or chopped sausage and cook for a bit. follow with a tin of chopped tomatoes and chicken broth. I usually put in about a litre. chop the cherry toms and toss them in. follow with a load of grated parm. if you have any parm rinds, throw em in and leave it to bubble away. this doesn't sound like much but it is so good. the longer you leave it the more flavourful it will be! towards the end I like to add in whatever creamy thing is in the fridge (double cream, greek yog, milk), along with lots of chopped spinach and a cup of orzo to really bulk it up. we can happily live on this for DAYS, especially if we have leftover fancy crusty bread from the gochujang pasta. oh and remember to take out the parm rind.

thai chicken curryish ingredients: chicken (thigh/breast), garlic, ginger, yellow peppers, spring onion, cashew nuts, rice, coconut milk, chicken broth optional extras: sriracha, coriander recipe: I love this one cos it is SO quick and SOOOO easy. cut chicken into chunks and brown it in the pot. whip it back out and throw in the chopped garlic and ginger (I have a tube of ginger paste in the fridge cos WHO has the time?) with a big glug of EVOO, then a cup of rice. jasmine works, but I've also used risotto rice. toss in the chopped peppers, spring onion and cashew nuts (if I have the energy I'll chop the nuts, but you can put em in as-is), then add coconut milk (a tin's amount, be that an actual tin or some of the melted stuff that costs 1/4 of the price - thanks Asian supermarket!) and chicken broth. put the browned chicken back in, give it all a stir, cover it, and stick it in the oven for like 25ish mins. here’s the NYT recipe if you need liquid measurements/an actionable recipe that isn’t me riffing. (as always, 12ft.io/ in front of the address to bypass the paywall.) serve it with sriracha squirted all over it (HIGHLY RECOMMEND) and coriander if you like it.

delicious little rice waffle ingredients: leftover jasmine rice, chili crisp, an egg, kewpie mayonnaise, sesame oil, spring onion, A WAFFLE MAKER optional extras: furikake recipe: full disclosure, you need a little waffle maker for this. mix the rice with chili crisp, a little sesame oil, and egg yolk. dollop it into the waffle maker and cook. garnish with kewpie mayo, sliced spring onion and some furikake if you have it, or just toasted sesame seeds if you have those, or neither! delicious little spicy umami snack, my beloved.

tuna melt of dreams ingredients: you know what's in a tuna melt recipe: swap the butter on the outside of the bread for kewpie mayonnaise and thank me later.

ADDENDUM: this goes without saying for me but sadly I know it does not for everybody: SEASON YOUR FOOD WITH SALT. IT WON'T MAKE YOUR FOOD SALTY IT WILL MAKE IT DELICIOUS. COOK YOUR PASTA IN SALT. WHEN IN DOUBT, ADD SOME SALT. THANK YOU.

#these are our staples #every so often I will come home with a bunch of new recipes and try them all and add some to rotation #Bon Appetit's dan dan pappardelle was a fixture last year cos it is SO FUCKIN TASTY but also a bit of a faff to make #SEND ME ALL YOUR EASY BREEZY ONE POT RECIPES!!! #THANKS!!! #answered #this was fun thanks

[uhggleighrose]

#holidays #x #christmas #new year #Hanukkah #eugene lee yang #the trypod #the try guys #without a recipe #gay #bi #lgbtqplus #lgbt pride #lgbt

[misspoetree]

[Main Post: KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Vegas Edition - Part III]

#let me be honest here #I made this meme put it in my drafts and never thought of it again #so I might as well turn it into a bonus post for my latest Vegas Character Edition 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #(but also: me every time I want to try a new recipe and get overwhelmed by life in general 💀) #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #vegas theerapanyakul #kinnporsche meme #kinnporsche + text post #because the kinnporsche brain rot is still real #1000 notes

[torusdove]

-ˋˏ [ 03 : 31am ] — Satoru Gojo.

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There is something so sweet about getting accustomed to living on your own, with the person you love dearly.

If you had still been living with your mother, she probably would've been scolding the two of you as of right now.

The kitchen was a mess, flour coating all of the surfaces and even sticking with little to no effort against the tiles. You couldn't help the laughter erupt from your lungs after taking a peek at him: egg yolk stains on his black shirt, flour lightening his hair and the stripe of fresh, melted chocolate adorning his cheek.

You felt youthful again, scared to get caught by your parents that followed with a lecture.

But there were no parents, no lectures. In fact, it was just the two of you, in your shared house, in your very own kitchen that you didn't mind messing up once in a while.

Not even at three in the morning.

#I have a feeling Satoru would get these random bursts of energies some nights and would feel no shame in waking you up to try a new #recipe. nd you don't mind it in the slightest until you find out it wasn't a real recipe.. but one from his dream of last night. #nonetheless you can't help but amuse him and love him in the softest way known to mankind.. #SOBSOBSOBSOB I LOVE SATORU SO MUCH #gojo fluff #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru fluff #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jjk x you #jujutsu gojo #-ˋˏ The last drops of ink.

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Thinkin about Sanemi and Giyuu trying to cook together…

Like they’d clash in the kitchen so badly, Giyuu’s very by-the-book strategy where’s Sanemi just “wings it”

You know the produce the most satisfying 3 course meal but no one touched that kitchen

Mitsuri offers to help them out a bit and she’s the only thing keeping a pan from flying across the counter

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #giyuu tomioka #kny giyuu #kny headcanons #kny tomioka #tomioka giyuu #sanemi x giyuu #sanegiyuu #shinazugawa sanemi #kimetsu sanemi #sanemi shinaguzawa #demon slayer sanemi #kny sanemi #kimetsu no yaiba sanemi #they’re excellent in the kitchen #just don’t put them in the same one #they find a new recipe neither of them have tried #they’re the bitches trying insane shit in their recipes #just to see what happens #mitsuri kimetsu no yaiba #she’s trying her best

[eldritchparasol]

#welcome home #sally starlet #poppy partridge #welcome home poppy #welcome home sally #Remembered that Sally would come over and help out Poppy out with stuff #Wanted to draw out Sally and Poppy making cakes together and Sally wanting to try out new recipes #sketch

[modernsuperhero]

Btw ages ago I came up with a Scarian au where Scar is of course the mayor of a lovely city. He's quite wealthy too - before his venture into politics he designed the very successful Scarland theme park, which rejuvenated the city's economy and boosted his own pockets too. He's very active in the community and generally beloved by the people.

He is also secretly HotGuy, the city's vigilante superhero, using his wealth from Scarland and his connections as mayor to try to untangle the mess of corruption and organized crime throughout the city! And also like, saving cats from atop trees and things if he happens to come across those too. The city however has recently become host to a deathly parasite, the lethally beautiful Mother Spore. Because she's an independent villain, HotGuy has no way to anticipate her attacks and just has to drop everything when she starts to try to take over another city block or something.

However, HotGuy is not the only person running around the city with a mask and a dream! There's one character who's known just as much for his menace as for his heroism: Poultry Man! Poultry Man may not be a villain, but far be it from him to veer away from pranks or minor shoplifting. HotGuy has chased him down after catching him egging buildings or nicking treats he didn't pay for, but he's also shown up to help HotGuy pull survivors out of the water when there was a terrible bridge collapse, or help break up fights that start to get too violent.

And then, of course, there's the final masked figure in HotGuy's career: his sidekick, CuteGuy! He simply appeared one day, kitted out in military grade weapons and body armor spray-painted pink and white, complete with frills and bows and bullets, asking how he can help. HotGuy is skilled at combat and firing his bow, but CuteGuy is on another level. For some reason, he follows HotGuy's every command to a T, never taking the lead despite obviously having extensive experience. Despite his compliance, he refuses to discuss his past or identity.

Somehow, though, none of these three characters are ever in the same place. If Mother Spore is ravaging a street, Poultry Man doesn't make a peep, and CuteGuy never comes to HotGuy's aid. Poultry Man always gets away with his pilfered knickknacks before CuteGuy arrives, and so on and so forth. And you see, Scar is no fool. He knows all three's secret identities - or rather, identity.

[More under cut]

It is none other than one of Scar's long-time friends and neighbor: Grian.

Grian has known Scar since his dreams for Scarland were nothing more than doodles in his teenage sketchbook. He adores knitting, baking, and taking his cats (however unwillingly) on walks outside. Scar moved into the mayoral home when he was elected, but he still owns his old house right next door to Grian's. Grian is a cheery architect who proudly boasts about being Scar's friend.

And Scar has no doubt in his mind he is also secretly terrorizing the innocent people around him, and that he has both attempted to kill, protect, and annoy Scar as HotGuy on countless occasions.

...Okay, he doesn't know WHY Grian is doing that, or... how, but it HAS to be him! He swears all of their voices are the same, and even with the different masks on they all look exactly like him! And, he's never seen any two of them in one place! Scar is sure Grian's innocent civilian facade is nothing more than that.

It also explains some things: Mother Spore's flirtatious remarks whenever they fight, Poultry Man's annoying cackling when he leads Scar on another chase across town, and CuteGuy's insistence on keeping him alive and following him like a shadow.

Grian and Scar used to be close. But as Scar's life got more complicated, he had less and less time to spend with his friends.

As baffling as it is, Scar is certain that while he was gone Grian became a supervillain of epic proportions, and he's probably only just begun toying with HotGuy and the rest of the city for his own amusement.

...

The truth is Scar is completely wrong!

Grian, Mother Spore, Poultry Man, and CuteGuy are, legitimately, four different people (or entities, looking at Mother Spore) who have never met.

Or, well, that depends on your definition of "met". :)

#scarian #goodtimeswithscar #grian #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #hotguy #cuteguy #poultry man #mother spore #desert duo #desert... quintet i guess? #mayor scar #hermitcraft #eldritch mother spore #cuteguy grian #wow scar why do you get FOUR grians crushing on you??? #m. spore is probably just playing with hotguy :3 she probably could've eaten the planet by now but she likes the little games they play <3 #grian is literally just a guy. living his life. #scar internally: what is he thinking. what is he scheming. how much blood is on his hands #grian internally: man i'm so glad scar got off work today to try my new bread recipe. i need to remember to buy cat food tomorrow

[pxme-granate]

Cooking Headcannons??

Anah

She's very average for an 11-13 year old; she probably helped the nuns make meals by peeling potatoes or something. I don't think she would do that badly if she tried. I also think that by the end of Hollowpox, she has barista-level skills at making coffee.

Thaddea

No creating, only destruction. If someone does not put food in front of her, she will simply drink the blood of her enemies. Good for her, wish that were me

Francis

Hear me out, he's not actually that good jk. I'd imagine he would try to avoid cooking when he's trying to relax, or at least just make simple comfort food if he wants to feed himself (his standards for simple are probably...interesting, though).

Hawthorne

Great at making little snacks he has to share with Baby Dave, also excellent at making mud pies. Very aesthetically pleasing, not so edible.

Morrigan

Has never cooked a day in her life, has never even looked at a stove; the cook at the manor would always chase her out. She would burn water. Every cooking related conversation she has with Francis ends with him staring off into the distance in horrified silence.

Cadence

Assuming she lives only with her mom and grandmother (and goes to school? did the kids go to a school before wunsoc?? 🤨), she probably only has to cook herself lunch sometimes. So she's excellent at making kraft mac n cheese, and not very good at anything else (pulling from experience here lol).

Arch

Why learn to cook when you can shoplift? jk unless?? I can't imagine him cooking, but I CAN imagine him enjoying a good TV dinner or something. I like to imagine him browsing the frozen meals aisle and picking out the most random and possibly disgusting stuff, like Kids Cuisine Gourmet Shrimp ✨

Lam

She's probably in the same boat as Morrigan...the only saving grace she has is the abiltiy to forsee disaster. Her water may burn, but it will never boil over, yk.

Mahir

I think he might have an idea of basic techniques and what to do in general from studying languages/cultures, but he has never cooked anything before and has no experience. Not quite as bad as Morrigan, but not good either.

Miss Cheery

GREAT at baking; she's only really interested in making deserts and sweets, and every other cooking skill she has is the bare minimum she needs to survive. Undercooked, underseasoned, the whole nine yards.

Roshni

She also has the bare minimum amount of skill you need to survive...she'd rather order something from a cafe and read than make her own food. She has more patience than Marina, at least, so her food isn't so bad.

Jupiter

Maybe he's good at no-cooking-required meals (sandwiches, salads, soups technically) since he has to survive his fancy Captain-y trips somehow. If you actually make him cook something, he will hand you back a burnt crisp that only vaguely resembles the ingredients you gave him.

Squall

I don't think he ever touched a stove before coming to the Republic. The process of learning was nothing short of a disaster in which he nearly starved or died several times, but he's probably good enough now.

#nevermoor #morrigan crow #jupiter north #ezra squall #roshni singh #marina cheery #francis fitzwilliam #i don't wanna tag all the kids... #i wrote all this while i was panicking over trying a new recipe so I don't have to eat spagetti every day #spaghetti* #cooking is THE WORST #anyway feel free to vehemently disagree with me lol #long post

[feytouched]

blueberry lemon earl grey loaf for my grandma's birthday coming up! ♡‧₊˚‎₍ᐢᐢ₎⋆｡°✩‎

#baking #late march is birthday season for me literally so many aries to celebrate amongst my friends and family #i end up trying out all the new cake recipes i've found during the year #this one is in the oven rn it smells heavenly

[hjarta]

taking the next three days off <3 i don't know what to do with all of my free time i think i might just wander around, read at the cafe, and look at the christmas lights in the city

#maybe try out a new recipe? write some notes app poetry?

[4ngel-inc]

i made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies !! ᡴꪫ

#— misc ୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ #it's a new recipe so i'm a wee bit nervous #i only used four ingredients eeeek #i can't wait for them to cool down so i can try them #if they're awful i will cry wahhh :(

[simplyghosting]

Good news! My mother trusted me with making the 8hr slow cook, because she pre-prepared the spice blend so figured I couldn’t “experiment” on it.

Bad news! Slept though my alarm by 2hrs and put in the meat late (we are having company).

Good news! Mom forgot to tell me to leave the lid off so it’s actually cooking faster than it would have and been done too early if I had gotten up on time.

2-1 score. I am still allowed in the kitchen.

#ghost posts #my mom doesn’t usually eat what I make #bc I tend not to follow recipes bc I think they need more seasoning #and then overspice #or try new ‘techniques’ that have my mom gagging #and my dad whispering ‘it’s not that bad’

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Speedrunning the Fontinalia festival in Genshin made me think of the possibility of a similar TWST event, where we make a film alongside the characters.

Maybe a Vil hometown event, where we can meet his father and create a film via twstunes, with the main problem being Vil's old bullies trying to sabotage the production/ compete in the film festival.

Since it's in the Shaftlands, it can even be a Vil, Jack AND Cater hometown event, with each of them bringing a few classmates (Vil brings Ortho and Epel to help with filming, Jack and Ruggie drag Leona along, and Cater brought Riddle because there's a festival with SWEETS). The groups all run into each other in the fair and come together to create the film, based on Beauty and the Beast.

Funny moments include Leona and Vil bickering, Cater as the lead actor, Riddle using magic for special effects, the bullies running for their lives because they insulted Vil, causing Ortho, Epel, Jack and Riddle to get mad, etc.

They also got snowed in for a night at an abandoned castle near the outskirts of the town. Most of the film took place there.

#the groups met because everyone heard the bullies insulting Vil and ran to attack #Vil was already trying to stop Epel and Ortho from pulverizing the bullies #only for Jack to appear in his wolf form. Leona and Ruggie cheering #and after THAT got sorted out the bullies decided to throw one last insult #only for Riddle to throw a cauldron at their face Cater screaming in the background #twst #vil schoenheit #jack howl #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #epel felmier #ortho shroud #riddle rosehearts #jack's siblings are the new Cheka #leona is on the top of a tree hissing at them #riddle single-handedly destroying people's savings because his eyes are sparkling whenever he eats a candy #jack's mom is teaching ruggie a bunch of recipes #genshin impact