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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 3 months

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im-the-son-of-rage-and-lov3 · 7 months

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In honor of Prime Day let’s all kill Jeff Bezos.

#i speak into the void at a normal volume #prime day #anti amazon #anti jeff bezos

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lady-griffin · 2 years

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I kept waiting for the joke.

No seriously I kept waiting for the joke - of having rich parents, generational wealth, a huge loan, inheritance, exploit workers, god even just dumb luck.

But nope this guy is 100% serious and I just think it’s been awhile since I’ve seen someone unironically buy into this bullshit and also peddle it without any sense of awareness.

Honestly, I’m just flabbergasted.

Zero to a million my ass.

$10000 is so much money and also somehow not. I just….

Do you simply not understand that the majority of people do not have this kind of money nor the privilege and luxury of time?

This kind of advice is why people fall for MLM schemes by the way.

There you go everyone. The secret to Jeff Bezos’ wealth and success; do what this random asshole on twitter says and you’ll be a billionaire too.

And if you don’t become one, it’s because YOU didn’t work hard enough. YOU fucked up. YOU didn’t make the right decisions. YOU did something wrong.

Because such solid and excellent advice is 100% going to make you a successful, rich person.

You got this.

And if you don’t, well again, it’s not because Jeff Bezos is full of shit and this guy is reselling it like the snake oil salesmen he is, it’s because you’re a poor failure and nothing more.

#capitalism #anti Jeff bezos #Jeff bezos #anti amazon #fuck Jeff bezos #fuck Amazon #Amazon

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vibesfc · 2 years

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a maximum of 26 cars can start on a grand prix weekend, which means there's space for 3 more teams... praying that amazon flirting with daniel on social media does not = jeff bezos starting his own f1 team. i want more drivers on the grid but not like this

#f1 #daniel ricciardo #anti jeff bezos #ugh if i have to see btec pitbull/megamind on tv every weekend >:(#*

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wrong-atlantis-direction-ghosts · 1 year

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ribbonspice · 2 years

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DAFUQ?!

#anti jeff bezos #anti azealia banks

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girlnikolai · 2 years

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i literally need jeff bezos to fucking die this isnt a joke if he fucking slipped on a banana peel and busted his head open i would throw my hat into the air and tap my heels and go YIPPEEEEEEEEE i hate that rich cunt i hope he kills himself

#honest oz speaks the truth #death mention #suicide mention #jeff bezos #anti jeff bezos #new tag bc my hatred for him cannot be contained to 1 post

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bisexualseraphim · 8 months

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I cannot stress enough how “eat the rich” is referring to Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg and not your neighbour Jerry who makes 100k a year as a surgeon and owns a farmhouse

#eat the rich #classism #socialism #elon musk #jeff bezos #mark zuckerberg #capitalism #anti capitalism

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demigoddessqueens · 7 months

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The writing strike having a tentative deal, the SAG still going strong, and the FTC is now suing Amazon??? 👍👍🙌🙌👏👏👏👏

#support the wga #i stand with the wga #wga strike #wga solidarity #wga strong #sag aftra #sag strike #sag aftra strike #sag after strong #sag afra strike #get fucked Jeff bezos!!#Amazon #ftc #the ftc #pro union #anti trust laws #union solidarity #union strong #support unions

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yippeecahier · 1 year

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NGL, I come from a place of privilege, given that I am under 25 and have no debt.

I have about $30,000 in assets - just my savings, car, tech, jewelry, and all my worldly goods that could be resold put together, at their current value. If I lost that 30k, which is really just (one) medical emergency away from bankruptcy, I would have to strip everything for the cash. In just cash alone, I'm not even close enough for a downpayment on a starter home, a multi year endeavor.

By comparison, millionaires such as Lady Gaga (130 million) and Keanu Reeves (380 million) are far above me. To be on the same level, I would have to earn and retain in financial or asset form, $129,970,000 or $379,970,000 respectively. Anything I spent on rent, insurance, gas, food, medicine, and other consumables that can't be resold doesn't count towards that net worth total.

That's a lot. But this pales in comparison to billionaires such as Jeff Bezos (117 billion) and Elon Musk (191 billion). I would have to retain $116,999,970,000 and $190,999,970,000 respectively. At my current income of $50k, which is above the median income for people with my level of education, assuming I magically don't need to spend any money on consumables and can just bank it all:

It would take me 2,599 years and 146 days to obtain Lady Gaga's wealth, or almost 26 CENTURIES.

It would take me 7,599 years and 146 days to obtain Keanu Reeve's wealth, or almost 76 CENTURIES.

It would take me 2,339,999 years and 146 days to obtain Jeff Bezo's wealth, or almost 2,340 MILLENIA.

It would take me 3,899,999 years to obtain Elon Musk's wealth. It would take me nearly 3,900 MILLENIA.

Oh, this is after having paid off all my debt and with my existing assets, by the way. For even Lady Gaga, the least wealthy of this list, I would have to work tirelessly from before the Roman Empire was even founded.

But that's just me, a college-educated middle-class American citizen who is both debt and child-free.

It's much more fascinating to compare these to each other.

Lady Gaga makes $25 million a year.

Keanu Reeves makes $40 million a year.

So, if I deduct what these millionaires already have in assets and divide the total of the billionaire's assets by their income to find how many years of just banking money (no consumables):

Lady Gaga would have to bank another $116,870,000,000 to have Jeff Bezo's wealth. Assuming she stops spending on consumables like food or whatever and every penny of her $25 million income goes into future asset wealth, it would still take Lady Gaga 4,674 years and 293 days for her to obtain Bezo's wealth.

Keanu Reeves would have to bank another $190,620,000,000 to achieve Elon Musk's wealth. Again, in a fantasy world where Keanu doesn't have to feed and clothe himself, it would take him 4,765 years and 6 months to obtain Elon Musk's wealth.

The gap between the assets of famous multimillionaires like Lady Gaga and Keanu Reeves (who make MILLIONS every year) and that of famous multi-billionaires is a little less than HALF what it would take me to become as wealthy as Lady Gaga at my income level, which is, again, above the median. I could never achieve that wealth in my entire fucking lifetime, because, even if I assumed my income would go up and actually outpace inflation, I still need to eat and I can only use my body for labor until I'm 80, tops, which is only 56 years of work and nowhere near the thousands.

This sounds very conspiracy-brain, but sometimes I think the United States deliberately undermines math education and the corresponding understanding of how to problem-solve and comprehend magnitude of these kinds of numbers. Because if kids sat down and did the math, they just might realize that there is no way to become this rich on your own hard work.

Sure, you can invest in the stock market - but that's gambling. Most people might be able to hamper the effects of inflation on their asset values with stock investment.

The American dream is a lie.

The middle class is closer to becoming homeless than they are to becoming multimillionaires.

Even multimillionaires are closer to becoming middle class or even homeless than they are to becoming multi-billionaires.

Don't fucking tell me to budget and I'll become a millionaire. It's more likely I'll get hit by lightning or lose it all to medical bills.

If this doesn't radicalize you, I don't know what will.

#anti capitalism #late stage capitalism #billionaires should not exist #elongated muskrat #fuck jeff bezos #us politics #economics #math #budget #yip speaks

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zerofuckingwaste · 9 months

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Remember, if everyone does a little bit, it'll make a big difference! Reblog to remind everybody that they can do their part. :)

#zero waste #sustainability #anti consumerism #anti consumption #eco friendly #sustainable #environment #poll #joke #jeff bezos #bezos #fuck bezos #Amazon #fuck Amazon

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