#anyways i am bitches

[very-uncorrect]

bitches be like "why do I feel hungry" when they haven't eaten anything all day

#it's me I'm bitches #i forgor oops #also kinda unrelated but i kinda like the physical feeling of being hungry #is that weird #it's definitely weird isn't it #i don't mean i like knowing i haven't eaten #just the physical sensation of it #maybe it's because i don't feel properly hungry often (I have the luxury of always having food available to me) #so my brain likes it because it's different and ''new'' maybe??? #idk #anyways i am bitches #I'll have some grapes now #I'll have pasta when i get home

[amanfromnewjersey]

I am going insane about these stoats

(my insta is @trisideseye and that's where I mostly post art. I'm purely posting here bc @quiddie is active on here and I need aabria to know, personally ,how fucked up I am about these stoats)

#burrows end #burrows end spoilers #burrows end tula #tula burrows end #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #i. abandoned tumblr. i am trying to not use tumblr for any more than following people. i used to post here but i gave up bc i got annoyed #im in physical pain. every ounce of me doesnt want to post my cool art on fuckung tumblr. #tumblr CANNOT be my main social again. I need to give my socials to EMPLOYERS. i want to make art for a JOB #but there are more dimension 20 bitches on tumblr than insta bc its the mentally ill platform #and i need. peiple to understand how fycked up i am abt this stoat mom. #im insane. im insane. im insane. im biting this piece of media im the jugular like i myself am a stoat #and i cant SAY that on instagram the EMPLOYERS will have my ass!!!!!! #anyways. #dimension 20

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Tommy saying he has to leave after kissing Buck is something I have to talk about…

Because instead of just saying “yeah gotta go!” and leaving Buck to flounder and worry and feel used, Tommy does the opposite

Tommy wants to stick around, wants to be there, and wants to be with Buck. And he says so by the way he adjusts Buck’s shirt, by maintaining eye contact, explaining it, and Buck isn’t left to spiral right after the kiss.

And after Buck’s little “okay” that still holds a sense of awe and maybe not being super present (which can’t blame him, I mean have you seen Lou), Tommy still assures Buck of his place by asking for a date.

It’s all these things that add up to Tommy making sure Buck is a priority and Tommy will keep that as a promise.

Buck deals with abandonment and not feeling right in the world, and Tommy is there to say “hey, in this world, in my world, you can feel safe and free to be you.”

#ugh I am such a Tommy girl after the last episode and it can’t handle my feelings #bucktommy rn is my world #like yes yes buddie I still want eventually #but this relationship with buck and Tommy? #I love all of it and want more of them because Tommy is such a kind person and buck deserves to feel that love #even if Buddie doesn’t happen #I’d be ecstatic for buck and Tommy to stay with each other #(honestly unsure what they plan to do with Eddie with the bitch Edy) #anyways ramble over #for now #911 #911 spoilers #evan buck buckley #evan buckley #911 abc #911 on abc #911 on fox #911 fox #911 s7 #911 season 7 #bisexual evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #s7 #season 7

[hopemikaelsongf]

When you draw the Three of Cups, you will see three women lifting their cups up in the air in a celebration of some sort. Good times are in the air, for the three ladies have wreaths made of flowers in their hair. Wreaths are often associated with success and victory, so their happiness is well deserved.

[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]

#three of cups & three grammys #boygenius #i am soooo annoying #to marie this is for you bitch i hope you see this! ok now time for thoughts #julien being scared of tarot but trusting phoebe and lucy anyway.... #julien being hesitant about we're in love in the beginning then singing the lead on their last show... goodbye! #talk about living through it to get to this moment #also they MOVED when asked about the tattoo lol they're so passionate #the run to the stage... you can FEEL their emotions through the screen #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #boygeniusedit #also #taylor swift #grammys #musiciansedit #musicians #musicianedit

[mea-trinitas-profana]

AND I FOUND JESUS- WHAT A LIAR!

#yeah sorry this isnt faith i am also. A warrior cats fan #anyways shoutout to the little pistols bluestar amv you are the only bitch in this world who understands me #bluestar just like me fr. #my stuff #warrior cats #bluestar

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[rendevok]

The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it #aa #fan art #smooches #ah yes my favorite tag <3 #rendevok #this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married #like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout #i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!! #NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU #(a win win situation for me) #anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard #who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor? #image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still #writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it #i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open

[nona-gay-simus]

No, I don't think people understand.

Harrow spent the entirety of GtN being like "I need to protect the tomb, I need to revive my house, the ninth house is all that matters." She even threatened to kill Gideon if she embarrassed her.

And then the second, the very second, she found out what being a lyctor meant, when she found out that the cost of everything she wanted was Gideon's life, she said "no." Gideon was more important.

In the end, all her threats were empty. It was always going to be Gideon.

#griddlehark #tlt #gtn spoilers #gideon the ninth #tlt meta #gtn meta #gideon the ninth spoilers #gideon the ninth meta #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrowhark meta #gideon nav #griddlehark meta #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb #ship: one flesh one end bitch #idk how people can read this ad not tgink harrow loves gideon #anyways i am gay #and crying

[spacedace]

Okay look, do I want to be involved in or cause messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want other people to find themselves involved in or be the cause of messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want to know every last detail about the messy drama that is happening?

Absolutely.

#i am at heart a messy nosy bitch #i want all the tea #both literally and figuratively #anyway sorry for blasting yall with messy try guys drama #i will not be stopping anytime soon most likely #try guys #the try guys #ned fulmer

[kingzombear]

Some Welcome Home wips for a vid idea b4 i go 2 bed. My fav part of the upd8 was the gay on gay violence lol

Sally Slaylet

#you feelin froggy?? leap 🙄 #well HERE I COME BITCH 👊 #eddie: 🪑 #eddie dissassociates at the christmas party #sally SUPREMACY #also im a barnaby kinnie lmao #welcome home #homewarming #wip #frank frankly #eddie dear #sally starlet #bear king draws #NEEDA DRAW MORE BARNABY HE IS ME AND I AM HIM #anyway gnight EXPLODES INTO GORE

[essektheylyss]

I am now thinking about Essek as, essentially, Anna Ripley for the Ruby Vanguard, and it's genuinely horrific to imagine but it's not a real timeline so it's hilarious. It is so funny in concept. He's a glorified postdoc with no mandatory ethics trainings, no future, and nothing to lose. Also he just got handed the power of a thousand suns with absolutely no oversight and a mandate to "do your worst".

This has such extreme "horse loose in a hospital" energy. No one knows what Essek will do next, least of all Essek! He's never been in control of the power of a thousand suns before! He's as confused as you are!

#it would be DISASTROUS #I'm laughing so hard at this concept #the planet would be gone #essek is so funny because he is both SO intensely at the mercy of the narrative and the world #and also he could genuinely destroy exandria if he was left entirely to his own devices and bored #this is also true of fjord for the record but fjord is even LESS at the mercy of the narrative and world #he makes the narrative his bitch #but fortunately he is far too principled and sensible to actually get that far so exandria is safe from that fate. for now. #anyway I have such a terrible headache and the fact that this keeps making me laugh is nOT helping but it's fine #however I am going to go take some meds and lay facedown in the dark. #essek thelyss #critical role

[nedlittle]

every single explanation for why mikey wasn't decrepit but was covered in blood is insane like

he's a vampire and is draining the other three of youth

it was for his own safety. if he went on stage in all his 2005 scene queen half of jersey all of warped tour glory the seismic shockwave of two dozen nostalgia bait emo bandman dissolving their marriages for a chance with that sopping wet twink would have levelled nevada

bad ending where instead of the band breaking up and mikey getting help they drag the band's shambling corpse around until mikey dies young. pulling back the curtains on how unhappy and unhealthy they all were during the era that wwwyf is trying to capitalize off. you want us to keeping going back to 2005 for the sake of your nostalgia? okay mikey's fucking dead now (makes me unbelievably upset to consider but exactly the kind of shit they'd pull)

he died in normandy

#respect the troops but only for mikey in the ghost of you video. not even the rest of them. did THEY die in wwii? NO #lol at the people unfollowing me for mcrposting. lmao even #anyway waking up to all this was a trip i haven't stopped laughing #mcr #this is a pointless text post #that being said he should have put the glasses back on. where's the representation for bitches who can't fucking see. i know he got lasik #michael. michael i am in your brain. you want to buy a pair of pharmacy soccer mom reading glasses. you want to wear them onstage #greatest (s)hits

[dangerous-advantage]

jin ling, having done some stupid shit: my uncle's gonna kill me!

lan sizhui, serenely: it's ok, your other uncle's a necromancer

#hey bitches i'm back and tentatively looking to enter a new fandom space #first post into the mxtx assorted fandom i can't believe it's something this stupid /lh #fun fact this is the first fandom i've entered that i am actually intimidated by #like idk why maybe bc it's a larger fandom or one more established? like what are the rules here /silly #anyway i might end up writing something for this. i'm also back from having disappeared idk if i'll be here consistently but we'll see #mxtx #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #jin ling #lan sizhui #has this been done? if not i'm disappointed in this fandom #i say as if i have any experience with said fandom #look man this is stupid as shit but it wouldn't leave my head #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[gordonsicedcoffee]

girl help I need to eat him for breakfast

#his fuckin HAIR. I'm afflicted w/the PLAGUE #and it's BUBONIC!!!! bitch!!!!! #sometimes I just scroll thru the gifs I make @ 2 am w/my brain full of asbestos and radioactive waste like. we were really goin thru it huh #peter strahm #mine #anyways. my hands should be in his hair rn in this moment #and ALSO [redacted whorism] [redacted whorism] [REDACTED WHORISM] #I'm just fckn saying.......................... #rabies-posting...................cujo the saint bernard state of MIND #don't look directly @ me I'm in the trenches today #<-but. I mean. when am I NOT in these trenches. let's be honest #so u should never be looking directly @ me!!!!!!!!!

[jacarandaaaas]

mirabels bitch face !!

she’s so real

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #mirabel madrigal #mirabel encanto #this probably isn’t even all of them #I’m fed up of the week so I relate to all of these rn #like I am TIRED #anyways mirabels many expressions will always be one of my fave things about the movie #shes so funny like #disney’s encanto #mirabels bitch faces are iconic tbh

[front-facing-pokemon]

#rowlet #welcome to the seventh generation. the things i do for you all. i just had to learn the structure of the code of collada files #so that i could stop making these bitches too shiny to see their eyes so that i could continue doing this #because i am a developer and not a 3d modeler #so it's easier for me to edit the code than it is for me to learn how to use fuckin blender #so i'm probably gonna write up a little script in python to Un-Shinify any models that i get to make it easier for me #but anyway! now that that's out of the way. this is probably one of my least favorite starters #just being honest. i like popplio a LOT and litten more than this at least #it's not that i dislike it‚ i just find that it's a little……… less. than the other two starters of this region #it's still cute and i like the sounds it makes. it is definitely a circle #and like that's awesome. but i like litten and popplio more :/ sorry to that one anon who hated all the water starters but also not sorry #they killed me like twenty billion times so i'm gonna like whatever water starters i want