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kedsandtubesocks · 6 months
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erika i am so curious about baseball player gojo..... like.... omg 😳😳
Sel… I am going to chase after him with a baseball bat…
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00: Foul Ball.
You run into the tallest man you’ve ever seen in your life at your favorite local coffee shop.
Literally, while moving to your usual seat this giant of a man, not paying attention on his phone, smacks right into you spilling both his and your hot drinks all over you.
It burns, thankfully not that much. Mainly embarrassment and annoyance burn you more. Frustratingly you try to dab away the mess with the pathetic wad of napkins the guy shoves at you.
“Look! Please let me pay for another drink and anything else you want!” Your mystery man
“No it’s fine.” You seethe trying to gather your dignity.
“Aw come on! Those pumpkin cheesecake muffins look pretty good! Don’t you want one?!” He cries almost desperate.
Turning up you’re about to snap at him when you finally get a very good look at your current enemy.
He’s tall with striking cloud white hair. Sleek modern sunglasses slide down his nose as azure pool eyes stay focused on you. And of course he’s absolutely gorgeous.
To save your sanity your eyes dart to the bakery display and spot those muffins he mentioned.
“…okay fine. But I also want a croissant.” You mutter.
He buys you two of each.
You’re also surprised at how adamantly he drags you to sit down at a table.
“We can break bread together over our temporary peace treaty.” He beams.
The man is annoying charming, like a song you find annoying but can’t help but still bop your head to.
He’s new in town, actually moved here all the way from Japan.
“That’s a long way from home.” You admire genuinely. “What brought you out here?”
“Work.” He says simply and with a shrug.
Your mystery man rapidly and eagerly jumps to ask about you, where you work, what you do.
It feels…like a pity conversation. As easy as it is talking to him, you know this is unfolding simply because he ran into you and is trying to just smooth things over.
“Look,” you sigh picking at your croissant. “We don’t have to do this.” You wearily wave your hand between the you and him. “The pathetic small talk and all that. I get it, accidents happen and I appreciate the apology muffin. But you can head out.”
“Don’t forget the ‘I’m a clumsy and unaware idiot’ croissant I got you.” He adds and your lips twitch.
“And come on. I’m not that boring to talk to am I?”
He isn’t and it annoys you even more.
“Besides, who says I maybe just wanna chat with the cute stranger I accidentally spilled various drinks on?” He smile wide at you and it’s dangerous.
He’s dangerous.
Mystery man vows to run into you again same time next week and he is true to his words. In his hands are more pastry treats and your drink order, because of course he remembered.
It’s then that you finally learn his name.
“Gojo, Satoru Gojo.” He introduces himself. “Though you can call me cute coffee guy.” He smoothly adds.
You refuse to call him that and he playfully cries.
Again, it shocks you how just easy it is talking to him. Conversation is casual and so effortless. Gojo eagerly listens to your recommendations about places to visit, restaurants to try out.
“As long as you go with me! I need my own cute tour guide unless I’ll get lost.” Gojo pleads.
You roll your eyes and hate how fast your heart beats at his words.
Then his phone goes off. Sighing Gojo answers it. You give him privacy by looking at your own phone. However, you can’t help but catch bits of the conversation. He talks about a photo shoot scheduled for the end of the week and how his agent will be making any adjustments to the time slot.
And it clicks. He’s a model. He’s definitely a model.
“Sorry, work being dumb.” Gojo apologizes as he hangs up.
“No worries.” You reassure him casually. You realize you never fully asked about his job last time.
“So, what do you do?” This time you make sure to.
Gojo’s wide sky eyes flicker to you as he takes a sip of his tea.
“Oh I’m a professional baseball player.”
He answers so casually while setting his drink down, like he just told you about the weather. For some reason you can’t help but laugh. Because model made sense, but a baseball player?
“What?!” Gojo cries playfully. “I’m serious look!”
Suddenly he grabs his phone again. He quickly types something on it and turns it to you.
What he did was Google himself. Because of course he did. Low and behold, you discover he is indeed not a model.
Instead, you see his broad shoulders, his tall frame, looking infuriatingly gorgeous in a uniform -
And you learn that your mystery coffee man, Satoru Gojo, is in fact a very real and actually very famous professional baseball player.
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bimbobaggins69 · 2 months
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Stepdad!Steve showing his buddy, Eddie, his wife’s daughter’s OnlyFans.
And he’s just bragging about you to Eddie, as they both pervertedly stalk your page, and talk about you… fantasize about you… think about what to do with you :)
STOP IT!!!!! I was gonna do something along these lines but I’m like ‘does anyone really want another steddie fic from me??’ I mean I’d totally be down to do this version, cause I’m foaming at the fucking mouth for it!!!! 🫠🫠🫠🫠 y’all lmk
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mirkwoodmunson · 2 years
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lovie!!! i cannnot stop thinking about clumsy eddie! - we all saw his goofy lil run, there aint no way he doesnt get clumsy in the height and loss of his own feelings
SO- what if eddie and reader get lost in kissing each other in the kitchen or on the way to his room, and eddie knocks them into walls, corners, side; they stumble around; and its all giggly and cute-
wow-
yEAH WOW 🤩🤩
because especially earlier on — after he first gets to experience you, you in his bed — he’s still learning how to handle you, how to handle himself with you, because god help him eddie can’t help but get all excitable and giddy and eager when he has you in his arms making those sounds you make.
when he sneaks up on you in the kitchen, distracted by the bag of popcorn rotating in the microwave, you’re thankful wayne has left for his shift as you shriek over the cacophony of his cackles, fingers tickling into your sides as he pulls you into him and blows raspberries against the back of your neck.
“ED WHAT THE FUCK!!”
“YOOOOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE MEEE!”
lord, he was on one tonight; scary movies always got him worked up.
he rotates and corners you as you squeal, the only thing loud enough to match your combined laughter is the rapid popping coming from the microwave — though you’ve already completely spaced on it, thanks to your feral boyfriend, who is now holding your cheeks in his hands and peppering noisy, sloppy wet kisses all over your face as you half-heartedly shove him away, feigning disgust.
“eeewwww not the kisses! not the wet kisses!” you try bringing a splayed hand between your faces, clamping it over eddie’s mouth, but he just growls and smooches into it, eventually nipping down on the skin between your thumb and index finger.
“wha? y’don’ li’e my kishesh??” he mumbles around your flesh, giving you the puppy eyes that make your heart flutter.
“nooooo not those kisses,” you whine.
he drops your hand like a dog dropping a stick and smirks, ducks his head and brushes his lips over yours, ghost of a breath fanning across them and making you shudder as you grin.
“like this?” eddie asks.
“mmmm… getting there,” you offer, sarcasm lacing your words but you can’t help the blush taking over your cheeks, giggling softly.
nudging his nose along yours he snorts and then quickly pecks your lips.
“how ‘bout that?”
“sooooo close.”
eddie rests palms on your hips, slides them around behind you and pulls you in by the small of your back, smiling all the while as he takes his time now to take your bottom lip between his, running his tongue over it as he kisses you so sweetly, so gently it makes you sigh pleasantly against his mouth, relaxing into him.
and then he bites you. of course. he latches his teeth onto your lip in a firm pinch, clasping you to him and growling as you yelp and whine and bat his shoulder.
“ooww eds, staaaahp!”
“i vaant to suck your blooood!” he dramatically lifts his head and then drops it, nibbling and kissing into your neck — that and the awful dracula imitation sending you into a fit a giggles and squeals as you lean into the attention. it made up for the pinched lip, and you didn’t mind the warm shiver down your spine as he nipped and kissed and breathed against the sensitive skin.
“oh nooo, nooo! the big scary vampire got me!” you swoon playfully, going a little limp in his arms as he laughs. “i hope he doesn’t steal me away to his lair!” you dramatically splay a hand against your forehead, really playing into the damsel role. eddie can’t help but laugh as you do so, goofy grin stubbornly staying put as he tries to play evil.
“I THINK—!” he can’t help a snort and you drop your head against his shoulder, both of you shaking with silent laughter. “I THINK I WILL STEAL YOU AWAY TO MY LAIR!!” you throw it back again with a wheeze at that, and eddie breathes laughter into you as he kisses you.
still holding you to him he begins to walk backwards out of the kitchen, stumbling a little as neither of you can keep from laughing, keep from kissing in between the giggles. in your distracted states, eddie accidentally steps on your toes and you yelp, the surprise and effort to quickly move his foot away making him stumble even further, backwards into the hallway where his back collides with the adjacent wall, making your surroundings rattle. you fall into him and he pulls you up into another red-faced, breathy kiss as you can hardly hold yourselves together, guts starting to ache with your amusement.
you snake hands up his front to grasp fistfuls of his shirt, pulling him into you hungrily as now it’s your turn to bite, nipping at his lips before trailing south to mar his jawline. the laughter gets softer, breathier, but you’re still giggling as you pull him away from the wall and guide him further down the hall, lips and teeth still marking his skin.
the hungrier you get, however, eddie does doubly so, and without even realizing he has you panting softly as his hands roam up your shirt as you lead him, up your soft sides to hold you at the dip of your spine and pull you closer, closer so he can briefly press himself against you and tease what you’re doing to him.
“mmmyour lair’s’too far away, mr. vampire,” you mewl against him, faltering in your step slightly which prompts eddie to halt you and press you back into the wall, snorting even as he kisses you till you’re out of breath.
“good thing i’m, like, really fucking fast,” eddie all but growls, and before you have time to react he’s attempting to hoist you up by the backs of your thighs, just under your rear, pulling you up into him as you yelp with the loss of footing. your arms lock around his neck as you bury laughter into the crook of his neck, holding onto him for dear life as he tries to scurry away with you.
“MINE! MINE FOREVER!!” he’s cackling and you’re practically shrieking with giggles, bouncing in his arms with each step, clinging to him tight.
and far be it from eddie to watch where he’s going, keep track of his footing as he carries you, as when he thinks he’s reached the fully closed door to his bedroom, what he’s actually reached is the partially closed door to his bedroom — and when eddie leans back into it for balance, he finds it’s completely thrown out the window as you both stumble and fall backwards into his room.
the door slams open with the force, and eddie squeezes you to him as he tumbles backwards, shielding you from the fall against his chest as he grunts with the force of it. a cacophony of chaos and yet the two of you are still dying with laughter there on the floor of eddie’s room, a shuddering pile of wheezes and gasps and snorts.
eddie holds your cheeks and lifts your head, checking you over while you’re nearly in tears with glee.
“sh-shit! shit! y-you okay babe?? speak to me!! speak to me y/n, tell me you’re alright!!” he wails with increasingly sarcasm-laden dramatics and squeezes your cheeks. you sputter with giggles as your lips are compressed by his palms, unable to even try to answer as you’re wracked with all-consuming amusement. because eddie is nothing if not all-consuming.
down the hall in the kitchen, the microwave starts to beep, while from eddie’s room the sounds of kisses and laughter give it the finger.
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subskz · 5 months
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that first time pegging post killed me omg it was so good 🫠 especially binchan’s parts
and omg plz tell me channie doesn’t actually complain about how fat his ass is hsjsjdf i can’t with him
thank you babe i’m so glad u liked it! esp as our resident changbinpegger hehe that’s the highest honor <3
and i’m sorry to tell you that he very much does 😭 he’s so silly
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pandoraslxna · 1 year
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what kinks do you think Lo’ak and Neteyam would have? 🤧🤧
Kink list 🔞
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Lo‘ak:
edging, light bondage, toys (he’s so intrigued by humans and their technology, you can’t convince me he wouldn’t love sex toys), praise (giving and receiving), overstimulation, orgasm control, cuckold (I said what I said), dirty talk in general like he can’t stfu, biting / marking, body worship, public / semi-public, somnophilia, cum play
Neteyam:
breeding, biting / marking / scenting, pred & prey play, praise (more into giving), dirty talk, overstimulation, brat tamer, begging, size difference, corruption, dom/sub (overall he enjoys giving more than receiving so he’s definitely a pleasure dom), face sitting/face fucking, creampies
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moraxsthrone · 1 year
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scent marking > anything else
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i...don't have a valid argument. you win. 🏳️
NSFW beyond this point. MDNI or zl's dick will shrivel up bc you're too young for him. possessive!zhongli. scent marking.
but being with zhongli at some type of event or party. and he's watching another dude chatting you up from across the room, but his mouth is just a little too close to your ear. so zhongli makes his way over to you and nonchalantly asks to have a word with you.
down the hall, he pulls you into a nearby storage closet and next thing you know your back is dragging up and down the wall as he fucks his fat, glowing erection into you. his mouth is right up against your ear, commanding you to tell him who you fucking belong to.
so with your ankles digging into the musculature of his flexing ass, you answer him in broken whimpers, "y-you, zhong- hhhah- zhongli! only you, baby!"
he smirks. "that's right. now to fill you up with my musk so they know that as well-" his breathy words are cut off by the choked grunt that forces its way out of his throat when his large cock starts to jerk inside you. "hnhh fuck, that's it-" he growls, "take it all."
with little regard for your own satisfaction, he buries himself to the hilt and empties the warm, creamy contents of his heavy balls inside your weeping cunt as they spasm against your taint.
minutes later, you're walking arm in arm with him as a fat glob of his thick dragon seed oozes from your still-needy hole, past your inner thigh, allllll the way down to your ankle. if another man gets close enough now he'll need only breathe and he will instantly be put off with the knowledge that you've been claimed and mated by a far more powerful male.
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onlyhuis · 11 months
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need to ride jun's abs so bad this isn't funny anymore . 💤
i soooo get you but also... what if you were riding jun's cock and right before you're about to cum he lifts your hips off of him and ruins your orgasm and instead makes you ride his abs and you have to cum from that before he'll let you have his cock again. honestly i think he would be just as into ab riding as you are, if not more (and trust me i am very into ab riding). it gives him a rush knowing you can easily get off merely by grinding against his stomach. he would hold onto your hips so tightly and drag your pussy back and forth, making sure your clit touches every single ridge of his toned abs. he would tense the muscles so it would give you something nice and hard to grind against and the entire time he would be praising you at how well you ride him (but also at the same time lowkey bragging about how good his abs are; we've seen his lives lolol and we know he loves to tease us about his abs). "does that feel good, sweetheart? which do you like more, riding my abs or riding my cock? silly question- i know it's a tough choice, baby. you want both. and i'll let you have both, if you keep being such a good girl and cum all over my abs. then you can have my cock, hm?" and then when you do finally cum, he'd make you move so you can see the trail of wetness you've left all over his body and he'd coo about how you're always so wet and beautiful and desperate for him. and only then he would let you ride his cock again
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luderailing · 10 months
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Hi!!! I love your art!!
By the way, what do you think happens if your Lithuania yells?
Haiiii ^o^ !!! Thank you!!!!
If he yells? Like, if he gets angry or just in general? Cuz I’d love to see him lose it <3
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I think Tolys would be the kind of person to avoid arguments and conflict, out of fear and a bit of "Its not worth arguing about", ( on top of the fact that it would probably take a lot to make him angry, poor guy has probably been alive so long he just brings himself to not care about certain things that don’t involve him, even if it is morally wrong. ) so I think he would only give someone his opinion if he really thought they were in the wrong, or really getting on his nerves. I think someone could piss him off to the point where he couldn't bottle up his anger anymore and humiliate someone in the middle of a meeting or in public or something
All the while it’s terrifying for anyone witnessing the whole thing go down. he doesn’t know this.
If you just meant yelling in general, then I can see him yelling for Feliks in a crowd because he dragged him to a concert or something and then proceeded to get lost
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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month
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Do NOT let ableists and trans*phobes and racists tell you otherkins and trans people and poc are the ones who can't be normal about sex,my ex-mutual who's cis and white af once told me 'I didn't know objectification counted as degradation' and i still wonder what in the goddamn hell she meant by that
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kedsandtubesocks · 9 months
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I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT GIRL DAD GOJO PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Eri…if I could go back in time and tell last month me you would be sending me this ask I would’ve thought I was sent into another dimension but I AM SO GLAD WE ARE HERE OMFG!!!!!!!
Girl Dad Gojo… goodness the two of them would be thick as thieves until she is older and utterly unimpressed by her father, the greatest sorcerer of all time, because to baby girl he is simply papa or aka the loser who cried when she learned how to ride a bike
The first time she get sick he is a total wreck. He just wants to keep her safe but her fever has her in tears and all he can do is hold his whimpering sick baby. He’s reminded of how human and small he actually is because of this tiny babe wrecking his heart. He stays up the entire night to make sure she sleeps good (he of course gets sick the next week and he’s even worse at being a baby about it than she is)
Anytime she tries to crawl he is lying on the floor right there besides her yelling outloud play by commentary of her movements like she’s a sports athlete and he’s the excited announcer cheering her on
The first time she takes her first steps, he’s away on a mission. Of course he’s so proud but he’s angry and hurt he missed one of the biggest moments of his baby’s life… but the minute he warps home and the second he sees her waddling to him with the biggest gummy smile all that anger and frustration just melts away, especially when you gasp seeing her walk more than four steps without falling, and of course it is to him. He doesn’t shut up about it for MONTHS!
When she’s a little bigger and has playtime Satoru is right there with her and taking every one of her ideas very seriously! If she tells him he is a pink feathery dragon that shoots out glitter then you bet your cute ass he’s going to be the best pink feathery glitter shooting dragon ever!
He loves tea time with her and has a secret stash of cookies for them that you don’t know about cause it’s just for them!
When she learns how to make friendship bracelets the first one she makes is for him and Gojo cries when she hands him the mismatched colored beaded bracelet. He wears it EVERYWHERE! He about beats the ever living shit out of a curse user for making fun of the colorful bracelet when they see it
They for sure tag team against you because as much as she is half yours, she is still a Gojo and learns from the Gojo considered to be the best
However, when you have to leave for a trip and leave the two of them alone they are having the biggest ball for the first hour. Until they both crack and are FaceTiming you crying about how much they miss you
He dramatically sings all her favorite nursery rhyme songs to make her giggle, he also does funny voices for all her stuffed animals
He doesn’t let her win at ANYTHING video game wise because as he tells you “it’s keeping her humble”
When she tugs at his pant legs he doesn’t hesitate to kneel down to her level to speak to her eye to eye or let her whisper into his ear because they are both AWFUL gossips and noisy as hell!!! They also argue about the DUMBEST things like which digimon is best and because they’re both stubborn and ridiculous they make you pick sides!
The first time she sees a curse and cries clutching him so terrified is when Gojo swears he understands all over again why he was born to be a sorcerer, born to be the strongest. Yes it’s to protect the world but he was born to protect his world, this little stinker who sticks her tongue out at him when he eats the last bite of cake and happily grins when she gets to cuddle you and he doesn’t
Because yes you are his gravity keeping him stable and so strong, but she is his universe
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takami-takami · 1 year
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hii I love all ur posts and writing !! (bare with me english not my native language but talking with people helps)
just wanted to ask what do u think hawks would be like when thinking abt getting married, some people think he isnt that type of person more like douchebag / playboy etc but hes a sweetheart deep down considering everything that happened to him (and "mean!hawks" too IDK hes prob just a annoying tease in bed) anyways i was thinking about it earlier and i was like wtf would he do, im sure he would do it in private but other than that idk because the commission, planning, what are ur thoughts? maybe he would be really anxious thinking about it but he knows ur the one? nobody has written about this like for real ( i THINK) if u or someone else has tell me PLEASE. i"ve been thinking about it for a while (a Lil embarrassed ngl)
just asking what u think in general what he would do bc like said havent seen anyone talk about it
at the start of the relationship, he's probably like nervous to even be in one but after like 3 months or something he probably wants to be with you forever and never let u go, it would be a bit hard for him to plan it all out because he barely has anyone to talk about it other than you unless he hired someone which no.. i think because he wants to make it special from his heart + the commission giving him any time to do anything let alone a honey moon and blah ya know?
other than that im stumped no idea
(u can ignore idm !! )
(MHA season 6 episode 3 spoilers ahead!)
People say Hawks is a playboy, but that couldn't be further from the truth. He's such a sweetheart. Self sacrificing.
I think he falls hard. It is extremely difficult for him to trust, given not only his childhood, but his time with the commission, too. With the amount of undercover dirty work they made him do, there's no doubt they taught him from very young to trust no one. The message from his parents and the commission is clear: he can only trust himself.
But... We know Keigo still feels; so, so strongly. Dabi mocks him for it, mocks him because he can't stop himself from being "distracted by his emotions". Even when he knows what he's "supposed" to do in the Twice scene, he hesitates because it fucking hurts, he still feels pangs of empathy. Despite all he was taught about shutting off your emotions, that's something he still can't do completely, even if he ultimately decides to do the opposite of what he feels.
So. It would take a very, very long time for him to truly open up to you, much less recognize his feelings as romantic (he goes through a stage of denial, because he never saw himself actually being "selfish" and allowing himself a real relationship). But once he has his mind made up, and really makes that decision to be yours, he will not give that up for anything. He follows through to the end.
I think he always wanted to get married. Not in the way his parents did; he never did have a good example. But the way people on TV did, the way they wax poetic about in songs he never understood. He is definitely the marriage, soulmates kind of guy. He craves that slow, that domesticity, to protect.
You make such a good point that he wouldn't know what to do because he has no one to talk about it with... But he knows he wants it to be special. He would fret and fuss so hard about it being perfect, trying to impress you and stressing over it so badly.
Until one day, you grab his hand and tell him, "lets get married, right here. Right now." It doesn't have to be official to be entirely authentic and in love and you. To the backdrop of the dim light of a summer evening, under the flourescent glow of the string lights adorning your back porch, you have your first dance to the tune of the creaky wood beneath your feet. You dance to the tune of a love song he finally understands.
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i love your art so much it reminds me of medieval manuscripts
Ah, thank you. Had to ask my two associates if my art is really reminiscent of medieval manuscripts and they agreed with this statement. I am a bit surprised, but I’m glad since I did take inspiration from the intricate, medieval aesthetic for the borders I sometimes do for the style. There actually is an individual I follow who has a style much better replicated like this since they’re a souls artist.
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subskz · 3 months
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THE CHOKER??!?!?!??! THE EARS??!?!?!? CHRISTOPHER WHEN I CATCH U!!!!!!!!
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PUPPY!CHRIS!!!!!!! PUBBY!!! AHABS AJWHWISB JAJWUWBWKQ ANANANWJWMWOWOWNE
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okie that is all 🩷🩷🩷🫶💖
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
the fact that his collar says chris 😹 just loud and proud in bright shiny letters what does he want from us 😹😹😹 not only that but the ears…the mask that looks like a muzzle…the way he rubbed his face on the dog plushie oh my god pink he’s just a puppy i am hanging on by a thread
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pandoraslxna · 10 months
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Heyyy, my gorgeous babe!! 💙 I was working a pic and realized that it had the exact vibe I imagined Neteyam and reader had in Part 1 of your "Special Friends" series, you know, the whole
"Oh don’t be sorry, peach. You know I love kissing you", to prove his point, he kisses the corner of your mouth before he continues hesitantly, "Actually, there is something you could do to help me, but…"
scene. And I absolutely loooove that series, I'm a sucker for a good corruption kink, hehe... so I thought I'd dedicate this picture to you 😘 Look at his mischievous smirk, I can't. I'd let that man corrupt me any day, hehe. Have a great day, love!
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INES OH MY GOD I JUST GASPED
No this is EXACTLY how I imagined him in this scene, it’s like you took the picture straight from my brain and put it on my screen this is insaneeeee!!! 😳😍
The way he leans back and his smirk and omg you can literally see the filthy thoughts on his mind, he’s so ready to corrupt his little peach 🫣
You just made my whole week with this, thank you!! I love you so much bae you have no idea 🩵🩵🩵
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passionpeachy · 15 days
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Oh god I'm so late to this party but apparently it isn't just your art, but you are gorgeous as well. I want to pull out a chair for you and cook you dinner while you relax and draw.
can you make me some maccy and cheese……
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lunarlivs · 8 days
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Ohh am I late for Sleepover Saturday? It's technically Saturday in my time again so I hope we're still good haha
Let's see:
FMK the big three, James, Sirius n Remus
3 things you love about Remus that you don't get to see often in fanfic/media representation
you are NEVER late for sleepover saturday!! it’s actually a 24/7 event here ^-^ thanks for asking!
god…. i actually thought of this for so so long and each answer leaves me hurt, but this is the one i feel most good about (and sorry for the long explanations)
marry: remus, because i think about marrying him every day every hour every second, i love that man and i think us living together would work. also i think that means we’d fuck and yes i am very much yes okay yes. james would make a better wife but rems is just my number one
fuck: sirius. i mean, i gotta fuck the hottest and prettiest person to ever have lived right? i think he’d be just a fantastic partner and if me and rem are already married we all can d- *get run over by a car*
which unfortunately means i’d kill: james >_< i love him but games the game sorry baby, next time i’ll marry and impregn- *gets run over by the same car again*
also THANKS FOR ASKING ABOUT REMUS you don’t know how happy it makes me to talk about him <33333 (also idk what you count as not seeing often but these are what popped into my head)
remus being a genuine LOSER. i mean, he’s very much accepted it and is content with it, but he is such a loser and a nerd. yes he’s got that secret charm of a brilliant mind and lovely brown eyes but to most people he is a man with bad posture and star wars stickers on his shitty computer, who wears the same jumper five days in a row and doesn’t remember how to talk to people. he is shy and kind and thoughtful but also the most awkward person you’ll ever meet and not in a good way. his hobbies include reading awful complex books about history, smoking on the parking lot behind his barista job where he is an absolutely bitch, crouching under doorways, saying ”actually” and correcting people who didn’t ask for it, and admiring sirius from afar (they’re still gonna fall in love obvi bc that certain something about his sad dude charm just pierces right through sirius’s though heart)
i love beefy remus. not necessarily muscular but just big, meaning tall and hairy and a soft stomach and thighs like treetrunks… you get the vibe, him and i are new acquaintances but love love love him
remus’s family dynamics can be super super interesting, idk if this is a rare thing but maybe just mostly something i’ve been thinking abour lately. him and hope being each others best friends (again to add to the loser part) and so similar in how they treat other people. she’s shown him how to make a house a home, they bake and cook together a lot, hope read him all the storybooks she could find when he was small. i love lyall being a nerdy funny old man who works with animals (or magical creatures) and loves nothing more than being out in nature with his family. they go on hikes with both of their backpacks filled with books and snack, they look at plants and animals and lyall keeps blabbering on whilest remus is just happy to be with his dad. in a world where remus has lycanthropy i love him teaching remus how to be with the wolf, and how to love himself though it all.
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