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canisalbus · 4 months
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Looking at your art summary your art has gotten a softness to it that it didnt have before (said positively). I hope this is, in part, because life has been kinder to you than it was before, if only because you deserve a good, kind life. I hope the new year greets you like an old friend.
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tangledinink · 9 months
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Are you ok after the newest Cass update??
aw jeez.
.... im gonna finish the silly thing im drawing nad post that. and THEN ill... read it....
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popfizzles · 2 years
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Do you charge extra for sonas/OCS with disabilities/missing limbs?
I suppose not?
I don't think I've ever gotten the opportunity to draw a character with such a big visual modification like a missing limb. It seems unreasonable to charge extra to draw less, doesn't it! I've drawn characters that have prosthetic limbs before!!
But in the same breath, I don't have any experience in drawing something like wheelchairs, I've never been put in that position where I may have to charge extra because a character is using a complex-looking tool. This seems like a case-by-case sort of thing, with lots if moral ramifications, that doesn't have an easy surface answer.
But!!!! I hope this doesn't deter you from showing me your character and possibly purchasing some art! I'd be glad to help you however I can, and I'd love to work with you!
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flyingspicerack · 7 months
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I think you're one of the coolest plp I follow, and I'm glad I follow you. I hope for nothing but the absolute best for you. -🍑
;o; omg... peach ... wha... WHA... m-me? oh shucks... thank you... really... i don't know what to say... wah
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halohamilton · 1 year
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emrata begging for forgiveness from o is also from an article they released I'm pretty sure. So definitely pushing that
yeah I saw that as well I just find it funny like if people really believe this, why is Harry getting away with shit jsjsksk like he supposedly did it too. Sure they're friends but that's also not right of him to go kiss your long term ex girlfriends best friend surely?? anyways I'm glad I don't believe this shit sjejwj
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sweetchildcloud · 3 months
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||HOLD|| Written by me
Based on this pool results
Plot: Gojo holds baby Hotaru and something unexcepted and wholesome happens.
Tags: Gojo x Anon,heartwarming,cute,fluff,Gojo being an affectionate dad,first word
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“Me? Hold him?” Satoru’s tone turns amused. He smiles, then nods. “Of course” He takes Hotaru from you, and the baby cooes in his father's arms. He’s so tiny, so delicate… so vulnerable. Satoru grins, staring down at the baby. He knows how precious this child is. How fragile. He wants to protect Hotaru with every means possible. As he looks into the baby’s eyes, he can’t help but see himself.He stares at Hotaru’s soft, sleeping face for a moment, his breath catching at the baby’s gentle expression. “He’s cute” Satoru murmurs, gently holding the baby to his chest. Hotaru, still groggy from sleep, rests his tiny head against his dad’s body as Satoru stares at his closed eyes, feeling a sudden urge to cry. "Don't tell me that you're gonna cry again" You said holding a chuckle, your husband was too cute for his own good. “Shut up.” Satoru whispers, his voice breaking and throat tightening, trying to hold back tears for the millionth time. “He’s so goddamn cute… I can’t…” His eyes are glistening, on the verge of tears, as they fall onto the sleeping baby in his arms. He laughs softly “God, you’ve got no respect for my feelings…” He chuckles again, wiping away the tears. Satoru sighs, wiping away any tears that threaten to appear. “God damn it… I’m just thinking of how adorable this baby is. Look at him” He leans down slightly and kisses Hotaru’s tiny forehead, making the baby move his head slightly without fully waking up. “His big eyes and cute cheeks, that little smile, the way he just looks at me…” Satoru seems lost in thought and awe as his gaze wanders again. “I could just eat him up" He suddenly looks up after realizing what he just said. He’s just said something that makes it seem like he’s planning to eat Hotaru. “No, not… literally. I mean it as an expression” He clears his throat, trying to salvage the situation “Damn it. Just… You know what I mean.” "jeez you're such a cutie when you acting like this? you really cant control yourself when you see Hotaru uh?" “Don’t make fun of me…” He mutters, trying his hardest not to laugh at the situation. There’s some kind of strange power within this tiny baby. He can make his dad turn into a mush so easily. Satoru chuckles slightly at the situation, feeling utterly defeated in the face of his kid’s adorable cuteness. Then Hotaru yawns as he woked up “Aw… he’s awake” Satoru grins at the tired expression on Hotaru’s face. “You were having such a cute sleep, little guy” He kisses Hotaru’s forehead again, causing the baby to smile slightly before his lips curl into an "o" shape and he lets out a soft yawn. Hotaru cuddles up to Gojo’s chest and snuggles deep against it, as if craving the feeling of warmth. Satoru looks down as his son buries himself in his chest and sighs. “This is your new favorite spot, isn’t it, Hotaru?” He whispers softly, kissing his head as the baby’s tiny face nuzzles into Gojo's chest with a tiny sigh. “Dadda…” Hotaru makes a small attempt to pronounce the word, the tiny voice coming out as a series of gibberish that nevertheless fills Satoru’s heart with so much joy his eyes glaze over. “You… You said it… You said it…” Satoru almost breaks into tears as he continues to caress the baby, holding him close to his chest.
"yeah! that's right that's your dadda" You said happily and stunned as you picked up Hotaru "and im you're mama can you say M-a-m-a?" Hotaru’s tiny mouth tries to form the word “mama” but fails in the process. His lips pucker and his face scrunches up as he tries to pronounce the word multiple times. “Ma.. Ma…” Hotaru tries again, but as he struggles, he gets flustered and lets out a series of unintelligible sounds, ending with a frustrated whine. Hotaru’s attempts at pronouncing the word “mama” only gets the little baby more frustrated. He continues to struggle at it, scrunching up his tiny face and letting out more frustrated whines.
Eventually, he buries his head against his father’s chest, almost as if he’s trying to hide himself because he’s embarrassed about failing. Satoru gives the baby a gentle smile as he holds him close to his chest, rubbing his back softly. He feels the baby tense up as he buries his head into his chest, but his smile only grows. “It’s okay, little guy. Don’t feel bad! You said “Dadda…” even if you’re not able to say mama just yet” He laughs, kissing Hotaru’s head as the baby tries to hide his face even further but Hotaru ends up wailing feeling frustrated and overwhelmed "oh no no no no baby" You said as you immediatly picked up Hotaru trying to make him calm down. Hotaru’s wails become even louder, as he gets overwhelmed by the entire situation. As soon as you pick him up, he latches on to your hands tight, burying his face against your shoulder and wailing even louder. Satoru’s eyes widen at the intensity of the cry. "do you have his pacifier with you?" you asked looking at Gojo and Satoru pulls the pacifier out of his pocket, having brought it with him to make sure Hotaru wouldn’t have any problems calming down.
He grabs the pacifier and gently places it in Hotaru’s mouth, and like magic, the baby calms down instantly and sucks down his pacifier quietly. Satoru’s lips curve into a faint smile as he watches his son calm down with ease. He breathes in and out, relieved that the baby stopped crying so suddenly. Hotaru snuggles against his mother’s shoulder, looking completely at peace with the pacifier in his mouth and his tiny arms wrapped around her neck. The atmosphere is filled with a sense of calm and contentment. Satoru watches the whole scene, a smile appearing on his face as he watches Hotaru cling on to your neck.
Your husband is deeply satisfied with how peaceful the environment suddenly became. He reaches a hand out to gently pat Hotaru's head, letting him know that everything was okay now. "he really wanted to say mama too" You spoke tenderly "don't worry Hotaru you will someday"
Satoru chuckles slightly, hearing your tender reassurances. "He'll be able to soon, don't worry about it." The baby has calmed down completely, completely content with sucking on the pacifier. Satoru stares down at Hotaru, who gives you a tiny smile and reaches out his hands to your face. "He really wants to hold your face..."
You leaned down so that Hotaru can touch your face with his tiny hands feeling your features as he cooed
Hotaru’s tiny fingers explore every curve on your face, making soft “oo” and “goo” noises the whole time. Satoru’s eyes narrow just as he watches the cute interaction between mother and son. “Yeah… He wants to feel your face. You’re really his favorite.” He smiles, as he watches Hotaru’s hands continue to explore your facial features. Hotaru continues to explore your facial features for a few more moments, making cute “oo” sounds of contentment as he goes. Then, he leans his forehead on your face, feeling your skin with his own head and letting out a sound that’s somewhere between a sob and a giggle. He rubs his little head against your skin for a few good seconds before pulling back and letting out a tiny yawn.
“Okay… He’s *really* cute…” Satoru laughs, watching the baby thrash around as his mother continues to tickle his belly with no regard to his feelings of mercy. You’re enjoying yourself, that’s obvious, because this is the first time you’ve smiled in days. It’s infectious, and Satoru is smiling as well.
"Gosh you're the cutest,just like your dad" you exclaimed tickling Hotaru belly and Hotaru laughs hysterically as his mother tickles him, squirming and waving his hands around in a futile attempt to escape. This only causes Satoru to laugh as well, watching with amused eyes as the child tries to avoid your teasing.
Hotaru finally gives up and lets out a squeal as his mother gives him one final tickle before she pulls away. He’s laughing hard, completely red in the face and breathless. His mother’s teasing has him giggling for several moments after the end of the tickling and he seems very content.
“He really is a bundle of joy, huh?” Satoru grins, looking at Hotaru with the warmest eyes. The baby’s smile is infectious, and it’s almost impossible to not smile as you look at the little bundle of joy and wonder at his cuteness.
“Yeah, he really is.” You reply softly, stroking the baby’s head and feeling him rest his warm body against your neck. The baby gives you a slight smile, as if he can feel your loving touch. Your son already has you wrapped around his tiny fingers.
“It’s almost like he already has our hearts wrapped around his hands already, isn’t it?” Satoru chuckles, watching your expression soften as you lovingly stroke your baby’s head. The two of you have a very different dynamic now, but the warmth of that connection won’t ever go away.
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Done hope you like this and I'm sorry for the long wait but I was full with homework stuff 😅
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ink4blotches · 10 months
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Pavitr x reader where he’s his usual cheerful self but as soon as someone threatens/harms the reader he gets pissed and dangerous 👀
Ofc anon ;)), sorry it took so long I was watering my oven :(...but it's here now!
Synopsis/Feels: Reader is a waiter and on break but crusty middle aged man doesn't believe in breaks for workers apparently, Pav get a bit angry, slight mention of injury and fighting, Gender Neutral Reader, slight mentions of tea, yippeee...
Word Ct.:672
And without further ado...here we go!
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Terrible Waiter(Pavitr Prabhakar x Reader)
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"Oh, Jeez...you reminded the teacher of homework? No wonder the class doesn't like you!" I laugh at my ridiculous boyfriend while he gasps in offense.
"Hey, in my defense I worked really hard on that homework." He sighs, taking a sip of his tea.
"Yeah but half the people in your class didn't..." I remind him with a small laugh as I take a bite of my cookie.
Right now we're in the cafe I work at. Pav came in earlier and as soon as my break hit I joined him.
We go to different schools, so he likes to catch me up on why he's so...disliked in his class.
"They have nobody to blame but themselves." Pav shrugs, sending me a small grin. "At least I got a hundred!" We both laugh lightly.
"Oh, and another thing-." He starts but then a hand places itself on our table.
"Excuse me, can you take my order already?" I look up to see an interesting individual staring at me with an annoyed look.
Oh, right. I'm still in my uniform.
"Oh, sorry no. I'm actually-."
"You're a waiter aren't you? Just take my order. I swear the service here is awful..." The man rolls his eyes.
Pav gives me a look and I shake my head slightly at him.
"Yes but as I was saying I'm actually on my break right now, so if you wanna go to the counter they can help you over there." I smile awkwardly.
"I swear...listen, I'm in a rush and the line is way too long. All I want is a chicken salad!" The man shakes his hands in the air.
"Great and you'll have to order that chicken salad at the counter." I remind him with a slight shift in annoyedness.
"Listen, just go get me the chicken salad or else-." He moves to put his hand on my shoulder as he talks, but Pav speaks up.
"Or else what?" He asks with a slight eyebrow raise. "Wha- this is none of your business kid." The older man speaks, rolling his eyes.
"You're about to put your hands on my partner. So yes, it is my business." Pav states as he stands up from his seat.
"Kid's a waiter, the least they can do is make me a damn salad! I swear, where are our taxes going?" The scruffy looking man starts ranting about taxes.
"I can't say I care about your salad. Just a heads up. If you try to put your hands on my partner again, I'll make you regret it." Pav warns.
Meanwhile I'm the only one still sitting in my chair. Customers are starting to look at us.
Embarrassing...
The man ignores Pav, placing a hand on my shoulder harshly.
Pav raises an eyebrow.
BAM!
"Owww...don't touch me there, it hurts." Pav sucks in through his teeth.
"I wouldn't have to touch you there if you didn't get into a fight with a man twice your size." I remind him, making sure it hurts when I apply medicine to one of the cuts on his stomach.
"It wasn't a fight." Pav tries to interject.
"Yeah, tell that to the table you smashed his head into." I scoff.
"Hey, on the bright side now you can say two men have fought over you." Pav chuckles. I try to hide my laugh.
"I see you trying not to laugh you goof." Pav smirks.
I reach over and hit his arm.
"It's not funny, you could've been arrested!" I tell him between giggles.
"It'd be worth it for you." He smiles at me.
I grab a bandage, sticking it to one of his bruises and pressing down to make sure it hurt.
"Ow!" He complains, nudging me back.
"Remember that pain next time you get into a fight, dumbass." I roll my eyes.
"I've remembered that pain a lot more than you'd think." Pav whispers, rolling his eyes slightly.
"What was that?" I ask.
"Nothing! Did I mention I love you?"
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TAGLIST: @ihearthxh @sweetheartlizzie07 @the-vulcan
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man11c · 1 year
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☺️ anon here!
I was thinking, a request for Xavier based on the song Meddle About by Chase Atlantic. It’s sort of enemies to lovers and when Xavier realises how bad he has it for the reader he literally can’t stop thinking about them and it makes him ‘meaner’ if you catch my drift 😉
you already got me feeling some type of way: Xavier thorpe x Reader
Word count: 1722
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(Y/n) irritates me so much. The way they constantly yap and yap about things no one cares about. The way they go around making friends with everyone. For some reason, they just attract everyone. How they talk hooks, everyone, voice inciting people you wouldn't expect. Their eyes looking deep into yours, you just get lost in them.
It's almost... addicting.
What the hell am I thinking? Xavier's thoughts came to a halt. The lead of his pencil broke under the pressure of his hand. "Shit." He mutters, dropping the pencil on the paper. It rolled for a moment, getting close to the edge of the table.
"This is why I can't stand you (y/n)" He said in an empty room, tapping his finger against the paper. The drawing hidden by his hand was you. A perfect picture drawn of you, every detail captured on a piece of paper. Xavier looked at it disapproving, slightly sucking in his cheek before pinching it between his teeth. He took the paper, his eyes wandering around the paper examining his drawing.
Moments later, it was destroyed. Shredded bits of paper littering the ground. The drawings in ruins but Xavier felt more relieved than anything.
The morning was bitter, Xavier walking into class with a brewing expression. You noticed how he's been coming into every class pissed off. His brows facing downwards in a solid frown. "Awwe, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" You decide to tease at his irked expression. "Can you not shut the fuck up for one minute? God." Xavier replied in a snappy voice, shooting you a harsh glare causing you to be taken back. Yeah he was a jerk... but never this bad. "Jeez." Enid whispered beside you, raising her brows. You look at Xavier with a judging look in your eye, skimming over him. He was slightly hunched and tense. You wondered what could be getting on his nerves. Ignoring him for the rest of the period, taking to Enid instead.
"I wonder what's got him so roughed up... he's been more pissy than usual" Enid sighed as he glanced over to the shut-off man doodling on his paper. You roll your eyes, resting your hand within your plam. "He's just being the usual dick head. Everything pisses him off... maybe he's finally hitting the puberty he's been waiting for." You say with a scoff, slightly laughing at your own comment. Enid giggling along with you.
Hands slammed against your desk, some of your books shaking and pencils rolling off the table. You quickly lookup to see Xaviers scowling eyes looking at you. His nose slightly flared and jaw clenched tight. "You act as if I can't fucking hear you. You are some nasty piece of shit aren't you (y/n) always in everyone else's business but youselfs." He seethed at you, his body closing in on yours. His anger was real. Enid standing up in your defence, pushing Xavier back off your end of the table. "Chill the hell out Xavier." Enid spoke on your behalf, glaring right back at him as he stumbled over his feet. With one more look at you, Xavier turned to leave the class. Not even taking his stuff on the way out.
Being left in utter awe, you kept staring at the place Xavier stood one second ago. "You alright?" Enid sat back down calmly, reaching for your clenched hand. The sensation of her nails tapping against your skin bringing you back down to earth. Shaking yourself off you look at Enid with a faux smile.
"Oh yeah, why would I let him get to me." You brush off, shrugging your shoulders. Enid gave you that look, the look saying 'bitch I know you're lying.' She read right through the facade you put up.
It did get to you however as ridiculous as it was.
The bell screaming at you to leave your class, you didn't waste any time doing just that. Leaving Enid hanging unintentionally while you rushed to the door. You go to the most obvious location on where Xavier was. You needed to know what the hell was up with him.
The leaves scattered across the ground were damp from the rain earlier. Small puddles formed in the uneven earth. Parts of your having mud covering them, what a bummer. Approaching the door, the lock hanging loose on a thick chain that usually kept the doors tightly locked.
Xavier was in there, he had to be.
Inviting youself inside, not even caring to knock on the door. Xavier was hidden behind a tall canvas, you could just see his legs poking under the legs of the easel. His hand dropped down by his side, a paint brush held tightly in his fingers.
"You really can't leave me alone can you?" He spoke up, his voice was dark. Part of Xavier's face crept from the side of the painting. His eyes sharp on you.
"Xavier you say that as if I cling to your side... get a grip. I want to know why you are being such a dick." As you talked you approached the small table sitting beside Xavier, leaning against the wood that was covered in all sorts of paints and colours. You look over at Xavier, he turned the painting away from you. His attention back on you. "You wanna know why I'm such a dick? Well, sit and listen then." He snarled at you, getting closer to you unnoticed. You weren't paying much attention, looking down at your nails and picking at the cuticles of your nails. Pushing the dead skin back away from your nails. The lack of attention only got on Xavier's nerves even more, grabbing your hand to take away the distraction.
"Like I told you. You won't leave me alone. I see you everywhere, I can hear your voice at the back of my head with your face engraved in my mind. I can't stop thinking about you. Everything sucks me back into this wrap hole to do with you. And I can't stand it." Xavier spoke out, his eyes set on yours not even blinking as he spoke. His eyes reach deep into your soul. The earthy tones in his eyes dark and dimmer than usual. Xavier put his hand down next to you on the wooden table - getting extra close to you in his angry moment.
With no reply prepared for this moment, you ended up just staring back at the face that met yours. That was one hell of a confession. "Are you out of your mind Xavier?" You shake your head, leaning back further away from him.
"Yes! Yes. I am out of my fucking mind because you are all I'm able to think about and I want you." He hits his fist back down on the table, his knuckles going red. Parts of his face getting softer. His eyes were the first, the glare turning into a saddened look on his face. Xavier brought his eyes back onto yours, swallowing the hard lump in his throat that restricted his throat. "I hate you, so much." Xavier told you, coy. He didn't really mean it did he. He sighed, taking a step away from you while running his hand through his hair trying to compose himself.
Being unable to move, you watched him leaving you and head back to the mysterious painting that he looked at with a pondering expression. "I made you look too good in this painting." Xavier raised his brow, staring at the painting before turning it to face you. You stare again the drawing in front of you and back to Xavier who was suddenly very close to you. "Look at what I've become because of you (y/n)." He kept pinning all his troubles onto you. "It's crazy that you can make anyone feel this was." Xaviers eyes were locked with the painting, trouble in his eyes but eventually he turned back to look at the real you. Still frozen on the small wooden desk, having no idea how to reply to this.
Walking closer to you Xavier yet again rested his hands either side of you. Analysing you and the look on your face. "You look stupid." He commented, reaching to hold your face - pointing you face towards his. "I don't think you'll ever stop torturing my mind the way you do." He leaned in, giving into his urges he'd had for so long. Holding your face tighter, unintentionally pinching your face while he kissed you. For a moment just himself sink into your lips as get a feel of you.
"I've already regretted what I've done but, theres no point holding anything back now." He said right after pulling away from you. Not giving you even a moment to process what had just happened. You look up at him, batting your eyes as you tried to make sense of it but the taste on your lips distracted you from it all. Xavier leaned down to your ear, your smell overwhelming him. He reached to hold you close, grabbing roughly at your clothes to pull you in closer to himself.
You wanted this, as bad as it sounded you liked Xavier. Feelings kicked from nowhere for you, stirring up you'd stomach and giving into Xaviers rough hold. You push him away however. Looking at him for second before speaking. "Slow down there... do you think I'm over what you said earlier?" You raise your brow, finally moving away from the table you'd been stuck at for minutes. Heading to the exit of the shed, you look back at Xavier. "I'll be expecting a formal apology Xavier Thorpe." You grin at him, just teasing him and pulling him on in this little game before you leave him all to himself. The cool air never feeling as good as this. It was so refreshing against your warm body.
Xavier stood empty-handed at the door, watching as you left as he sucked in his cheeks biting them. He looked down at the ground with a slight smirk on his face. "Well Xavier, you can't go back now." He spoke to himself in third person, with a small sigh before he looked back at the painting of you. Xavier could loose himself in it for hours.
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Waa, sorry it took a while to get out but yknow Christmas n stuff so I'm sorry if it's a bit rushed... plus this might have a second part I'm not sure yet
Thanks for the suggestions Anon 🫶🏻
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liverpool-enjoyer · 1 year
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footballers reacting to a younger player calling them dad (long as hell version)
anon requested it n so it shall be!! ngl for some a the teams i simply googled "youngest player on INSERTTEAMHERE." ive never written formal fic for football so i apologize for this being iffy n also for the SHITTON of innacuracies theres bound to be. oh n also that everyone talks like a twenty year old american college student
leo:
"Thanks, dad," Warren said nonchalantly as Leo helped him up off the ground. He had stumbled a little and fell during the last part of training.
Leo only narrowed his eyes a little in response. Dad?
Poor Warren clasped a hand over his mouth, seemingly mortified. "I'm so sorry," he said, chuckling even though he didn't look like he found anything funny. "I guess I just- And then- Yeah I'll, uh, get going now." He scampered away not once looking back.
Leo got to thinking as me made his way back to the locker room. He's used to being called that; he has children of his own. But he's never considered a teammate of his as his own child. Sure, he was helpful, a mentor maybe, but fatherly wasn't how he would describe his behavior with his younger teammates.
There was only one thing to do, obviously. Ask a younger teammate.
When he got to the locker room he approached Neymar, who didn't notice him at first.
"Ney."
His friend's face brightened upon noticing Leo was there. "Yeah, what's up?" he asked, before taking a swig of water.
"Do you see me as a father figure?"
In response, Leo was met with Neymar choking and coughing. "NO, GOD NO-" he stopped to cough again and catch his breath. "WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?"
"Nothing, jeez, calm down."
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ney:
"Woah, not like that, you could hurt yourself," Neymar told Bitshiabu. He was doing an new training excercise incorrectly, and the last thing PSG needed was a good player pulling or straining something.
Neymar took a minute to show him how to do it properly. "Thanks, dad," the seventeen year old said sarcastically. Despite the snark, he appreciated the help.
Neymar just laughed in response, but for the rest of traning the thought kept bouncing around in the back of his head. 'Dad? I was acting like a dad? Some of them see me as old enough to be their father?'
Well, he was a father, but that was different. His teammates were much older than Davi.
Oh, gosh, was he getting old?
Later in training, when he saw Leo, he grabbed the poor man by the shoulders without so much as a hello. "Leo. Do you think I'm getting old?"
In classic Leo fashion, he looked like he'd rather be anywhere than here, interacting with someone. "Well, technically we all are... You're older now than you were yesterday, so I guess you are get-"
Neymar let out an exasperated sigh, unhappy with that answer.
His next victim was Sergio, who's phone conversation he interrupted to ask him the question of the day.
"Do you think I'm getting old?"
"You interrupted my conversation with Lukita to ask me if-"
"JUST ANSWER."
"SURE, I GUESS. I DON'T CARE."
Damn. Neymar was gonna have to get hammered tonight. To prove he still has it in him.
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milly:
"What about you, Milly? Any fun weekend plans?" Andy asked. Some of the team were talking about the plans they had for the free weekend they had coming up.
"You bet; I have a date with my new book and chamomile tea."
This earned him a few eye rolls, most noticably from Trent. "Aw, that's so boring! Robbo and I are hitting this new club Saturday night, aren't we, mate?" he reached across the kitchen island to fist bump his friend. "Surely you've got something more fun in mind."
"I might fire up the grill if the weather allows..." Milly started. "Oh, and I should probably get my car checked out; it's been making this weird noise."
"Yeah yeah, we get it, dad, you're boring."
Milly didn't hesitate. "I am nowhere near old enough to be your dad," he said with his typical snark.
"You do act like it though..." the previously quiet Alisson chimed in, peering at his friends from over his coffee mug.
"And you're no spring chicken either," Milly remarked, which shut the goalkeeper up. "Will you lot ever get bored of the 'James is old' joke?"
"Aw, don't be like that, mate," Andy said with a hearty laugh, putting an arm around Milly's neck and ruffling his hair. "You know it's just because we love you!"
Milly sighed. Yeah, he did know, he supposed.
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kdb:
"I mean," Alvarez said between passes. "You're practically his dad."
Kevin rolled his eyes for what was probably the third time during that conversation.
"Ah, shove it, you know I'm not that old."
"It's not about age," his younger teammate responds, accepting the ball Kevin passed to him. "You're always like... I dunno, dadish."
Kevin just gave Alvarez an absolutely bewildered look. "...Are you actually saying these words?"
"I'm serious, mate! You're always, y'know, taking him out for ice cream after training, making sure he gets home safe, whatever that means-"
Kevin brought up a hand to rub his temple. "Oh my gosh, I don't see him as my kid. Can't I just be nice?"
"No."
"Shove off," Kevin said playfully.
An amused grin crossed Alvarez's face. "Speak of the devil."
Kevin turned to see Erling walking up to the pair.
"Hey guys!" Erling said with a polite wave, and Alvarez waved back.
"You need anything?" Kevin asked.
"Yeah, actually," he said, rubbing the back of his neck. "Do you think you can give me a ride home after training? Jack drove me but he had to leave early."
"Of course, no problem," he replied without hesitation, and clapped a hand on Erling's shoulder for seemingly no reason.
Erling nodded happily in response. "Thank you, dad!" he said with a bright smile, before walking away as if what he said was completely normal.
It was taking everything Alvarez had in him to not start rolling on the ground with laughter. "What was that about not being his dad?"
"Shaddup."
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luka:
It was actually Luka who started it.
Everyone entered the locker room very happy, fresh off a 44th minute goal from Rodrygo that had earned them the lead. The young player received hugs and claps on the back from pretty much every player. The attention was well deserved; the goal was a beauty, after all.
One of the last players to congratulate him was Luka. "Good job, hijo!" he said, hugging his teammate. "You were brilliant out there!"
"Gracias, papa," Rodrygo said, casual, even though he had never called him that before. "But it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't set me up for it!"
"Aw, aren't you the sweetest," said Luka, smiling proudly as he ruffled up Rodrygo's short hair beyond repair.
Rodrygo reached up in a futile attempt to fix his hair, and even though it wasn't said out loud, he got the feeling that he could call Luka that anytime he wanted.
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luis:
Training had long since ended, and everyone was in the locker room, gathering their belongings and talking amongst themselves.
Luis and Kauan had been making small talk, with Luis telling his youngest teammate about some of his exploits and giving him some pointers.
"Y'know," Kauan eventually said. "You kinda remind me of my dad!"
Luis immediately burst into laughter, but it was out of genuine joy rather than condescension.
"Oh yeah?" he asked, not bothering to wait for an answer. "I'm not that old, kiddo. Now would your dad do THIS?"
Before his teammate could respond, Luis had taken Kauan into a light, non-painful chokehold n given him the strongest noogie he could muster, sending Kauan into a fit of giggling.
When Luis had mercy on the kid and let him go, Kauan needed a minute to catch his breath and compose himself.
Kuan gave Luis a sly grin. "Y'know, my dad does that to me all the time!"
"Damnit."
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lewa:
It wasn't Gavi's day. Or his week, and it wasn't shaping out to be his month, for that matter.
He didn't know what was wrong; he just wasn't playing like his normal self these past few games. But the crushing blow was this game in particular, when he was subbed off in the first half due to his performance.
The atmosphere in the locker room after the game was still positive, however, as they had won. But Gavi wasn't participating in the celebrating and joking. He had changed and was just sitting by his locker, just... thinking. He hated sulking like this. He felt like he was being dramatic. Maybe he should go.
He didn't notice someone had approached him until he heard his voice.
"Gavi?" Robert asked, voice laced with concern. "What're you doing here all by yourself?"
The younger player just shrugged, blinking away tears that definitely weren't forming.
"May I?" Robert asked, gesturing to the spot next to Gavi on the bench.
Gavi just muttered a quiet "yeah," and Robert sat closely next to him.
Robert took a good look at Gavi, and for a moment he was reminded of his girls.
"You don't seem to be too happy with yourself," the man said.
"Can you blame me?" Gavi asked, trying not to sound sarcastic.
"Well, I understand. But I don't think you should be so hard on yourself," he put an arm around the young player. "You're talented, Gavi, and you're only going to get better from here. You just had a few rough weeks; it's not permanent. And I'm saying that because I really believe it." He smiled warmly at the young man.
Gavi would be lying if he said he didn't feel just a little bit better. He found himself resting his head on the other's shoulder.
"Thank you, dad. I mean- shit, I-"
Robert just chuckled in response. "It's ok, really, I'm honored," he said, holding the other just a little tighter.
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sergio:
"Hey, dad? Do you-" Vini shut his mouth quickly after he realized what he had just said.
Sergio was on him before the young player could even apologize. "I'm sorry?" he asked, feeling kind enough to at least give the young player a chance to explain himself.
"I don't know, I guess I just got my wires crossed, or something-"
"I thought so. Just don't let it happen again," Sergio said, sounding less angry and more just... irritated. And with that, he left.
Much later in the day, Sergio found himself at Luka's place eating dinner with his teammate, as was pretty much tradition after training.
"Y'know," the team captain said between bites of what Luka made him. "Those kids of ours are really improving. I mean, they were always talented but, y'know..."
Luka just smiled and kept his thoughts to himself. He knew if he made mention of Sergio referring to the young players as their kids, he'd deny it faster than you could say Madrid.
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pep:
"Don't overwork yourself, Cole, I don't want you getting hurt," Pep said to the young player. It was Cole's first training back after recovering from an injury, so he was prone to hurting himself again.
"Sure thing, dad," Cole said sarcastically.
Pep simply blinked at the young man. He had been managing a long time and had been called many things by all his players over the years. But this was definitely a first for "dad."
After a few seconds of silence, Cole could tell that his attempt at a joke was not well received. He simply stared at the man staring back at him, waiting for whatever stupid prize awaited, and kind of hoping he would just die right now.
"Laps."
Cole's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Hm?"
"Laps."
"Uh... don't you think that's too exerting? You just said I should take it e-"
"Laps!"
And without another word, Cole took off running. It wasn't until three laps in that he realized he never asked how many of these things he should do.
Shit.
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klopp:
"We've won our last five matches," Darwin said.
"And it's raining outside, so traning will be, uh... Not as good," chimed in Harvey.
"And we promise to train extra hard tomorrow! Don't we, lads?" Cody asked, turning to his teammates, who nodded furiously in response.
"I still don't know if you can afford to miss it; training every day is important," Jurgen told the boys. There was a new movie out that the boys wanted to forego traning to go and see. Rather than sending one person to him to be The Negotiator, the boys thought it was better to approach him with their request all at once.
"But papaaaaaa!!" damn near all of the teammates chimed at once.
Jurgen clenched his expensive-ass teeth. These boys always knew how to get to him. He loved being reminded that they loved him and saw them as a father, as someone to be trusted and depended upon. He couldn't even remember when they started calling him that.
He loud out a long, overly-dramatic sigh.
"Fine."
In return, he received a chorus of cheers. An onlooker would think these boys just watched their teammate win them a penalty shootout.
In no time at all he was swarmed with hugs and "thank you, papa"s from too many of the boys to count.
The boys all stopped at the door when they saw their gaffer wasn't following them.
"Aren't you coming?" Alisson asked, eyes kind and welcoming.
"Do you want me to?" questioned Jurgen, looking at his boys' faces for signs of approval. Most of them just rolled their eyes at the suggestion that they didn't want him to join them.
Alisson approached him, took him by the arm, and dragged him to the door himself, Jurgen laughing while following him.
"Of course we do, papa."
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abbysanders2000 · 1 year
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I’m not sure if you write smut so if you don’t pls ignore me. Could i PLEASE get some dwayne smut there isn’t enough on this app i’m BEGGING. (but again if you don’t write smut don’t feel pressured at all i don’t wanna make u uncomfy)
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Ooo my first Dwayne request as well as my first smut!! I hope I did it justice anon! Only warning below is smut :) Thank you for the ask!! This is my personal opinion on our loveable Dwayne I think he's a big disciplinarian. Especially when it comes to the bedroom. Like he told you not to do something and you did it anyway. Now suffer mwahah!!! Just please be nice as this is my first ever smut :)
Get over my knee (Dwayne x reader Smut!!)
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'Shit shit shit shit!!!!' Y/n said in her head mentally cussing herself out as she and Dwayne rode back to her place. He had specifically told her not to go into the Frogs comic shop. Point. Blank. Period.
"Dwayne come on. Their the only place in town that'll have what I'm looking for." She explained. Dwayne shook his head. "No can do princess. Those little shits are a pain every night as it is. I don't want them harassing you." He told her with crossed arms.
Oh but she did not listen. She just had to go in the store. And of course Alan starts harrowing with a book of questions along with Edgar. She of course simply rolled her eyes and went to walk out. That was until Edgar called her and quote "a blood sucking whore" which earned him a good punch to the nose.
As quickly as she hightailed it out of there she were not fast enough to escape a pissed off Dwayne. Now as they pulled up to her place she quickly got off the back of his bike and ran into the house.
"You'd better run." Dwayne growled as he made his way into the house. "I asked you to do one simple thing. Do not go into the comic shop. And what did you do? You went your little ass into the comic shop!" He stomped up the stairs into her bedroom.
A lump was curled up under the covers. Dwayne smirked to himself as he slapped the lump square on the ass. Y/n let out a small yelp. He quickly ripped the covers off of her to find her rubbing her bum.
"Ow... babe that hurt." She whined looking up at him with the famous doe eyes. He poked out his bottom lip to mock her. "Awe I've got some news for you princess. It's about to hurt a lot worse."
She gulped. "Take off your pants and get over my knee." He said sitting on the couch at the end of the bed. Y/n groaned loudly but did as she was told. She knew if she didn't it was going to be a lot worse. She walked over to him slowly.
Dwayne rubbed the soft skin of her butt before he started. "20 and I expect you to count." Was all he said before his massive hand came down on her ass with a loud smack!
Y/n bit her lip as she held in a moan. "1...2. 3. Mhp! 4.." She counted. The slinky material of her panties was now soaked with excitement. No matter how hard she tried to hate it she always got drenched when Dwayne spanked her. And oh boy did he know it too.
"You gonna be a good girl for me or do I need to continue?" He asked when they got to 10. Y/n was stammering over her words as she tried her best to speak. "I can't hear you princess. Your gonna have to speak up."
"I-I'll be good Dwayne.." She finally managed to spit out. He chuckled deeply as he sits her up. "Jeez princess your soaking wet. I'm not even inside you yet and your already making a mess."
She let out a whimper as he placed little kisses up and down her neck. "You want me to take care of you princess? Do you think you deserve it after disobeying me like you did?" His hand slips down to rub her womanhood.
She gasped as the friction of his hand sent tingles up her spine. Her body was craving more and more with each stroke. "OH God. Dwayne please.." She begged as he slowly began pick up his pace. Slowly and surely as if he was teasing her. "I need you. I need you inside of me. I need you to fuck me." She moaned out in a half desperate beg.
"There we go baby girl. That's all you had to say." With one quick move he had her on the bed and his pants and boxers off. He stalked up to her like a lion would stalk prey.
Ever so slightly he slides smoothly into her dripping wet folds. His head dips down to kiss her neck as he begins to thrust. Y/n's eyes rolled to the back of her head as her body entered pure and utter paradise.
Dwayne moved his hips ever so slightly to keep up the rapid pace of thrusts. "Your so wet for me baby. I got you all worked up huh?" He smirked against the skin of her neck. Her hands suddenly went up to grip his shoulders. Her nails slowly slid down his back.
He let out a low hiss as nails dug into his back. "Two can play at this game princess." He said as he grazed his fangs across her skin careful not to puncture it. The sharp ends leaving scratched as they did.
She panted heavily as the bed started to shake. "Fuck babe don't break the bed." She joked. "Trust me pretty girl this bed is going to the least of your worries. By the time I'm done with you your not going to be able to walk straight." He panted.
She barley had time to react before he pushed himself deeper inside of her. She let out a scream of pleasure as he all but touched her cervix. He placed a hand over her mouth.
"Shhhhh calm down princess. We wouldn't want the neighbors calling the cops again now would we?" He as as his dick pulsated inside of her tight wet folds.
She slowly nodded her head. He removed his hand and waited for her rebutted to him. But only the sweet sounds of her moans came out. That was until she managed to squeak out. "K-k-keep going. Fuck my brains out baby."
"OH trust me princess. I fully intend to~"
This onslaught went on for over an hour maybe even more since neither one of them kept up with the time. Y/n was on the brink of exhaustion as she felt her climax or rather her 3rd climax of the evening on the horizon.
"OH God Dwayne I'm close." She moans. He grinned as he looked down at her. "Wait for me baby doll." He winked. Suddenly mixture of their combined climax hit one another causing it to ooze out onto the bed.
Out of breath he slides back out of her and flops down beside of her. He wrapped his arms around her pulling her onto his bare chest.
"Remind me to disobey you more often." Y/n panted as she struggled to catch her breath. Dwayne's dark eyes looked over at her with a glimpse of mischief.
"OH that wasn't even the half of it princess. I've still got a few more rounds in me. And we've got 5 hours before dawn."
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oumaheroes · 1 year
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I'm gonna send you a few, lol. But if you hate the ideas you can just delete them, np. #1: Matt's old iPod from 2008 is full of Nickelback music and Alfred tries to tease him for it. But Matt isn't ashamed bc Nickelback is great and y'all are haters.
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I'm not sure this counts as fluff, Anon, but I hope you enjoy a real quick drabble of some bros being bros
Characters: America, Canada
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‘Move.’
‘What?’
‘Move.’
‘Jeez, snippy much,’ Alfred sat up from where he was sprawled along the entire length of Matthew’s sofa and instead twisted to prop his feet on the coffee table, ‘Where are your manners, boy?’
‘Dad doesn’t sound like that.’
‘And who said that was supposed to be the old grump?’
‘The terrible English accent you just did?’
‘Damn. Guess my inner dick head voice is English.’
Matthew sighed and placed the bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, where it stayed for merely a second before Alfred grabbed it up, ‘That’s not funny.’
‘Then why’d you smile?’
‘I didn’t smile.’
‘Aw, got gas then?’
Matthew somehow refrained from punching his brother on the arm and flopped heavily down next to him.
‘Woah woah woah, watch the landing there, Rocky.’
Matthew grabbed a handful of popcorn and popped a kernel into his mouth, ‘So what’d you pick next?’
‘The Martian.’
Matthew groaned.
‘Hey! What’s wrong with that?’
‘It’s terrible.’
‘No it isn’t? What’s wrong with you.’
‘Al, it’s a shit story.’
Alfred gave an exaggerated gasp and held a hand to his chest, ‘It is an awesome story, number one. Number two, people who have an iPod full of Nickelback don’t get an opinion on what’s shit and what’s not.’
‘How do you know what’s on my iPod?’
‘You left it at mine and I looked.’
Matthew blinked, ‘When? I don’t even use an iPod anymore.’
‘I dunno like... ten years ago?’
Matthew was thrown, ‘Wha... what’s that got to do with anything?’
‘You’ve got shit taste.’
Alfred gave him a sympathetic look and clucked his tongue, ‘I know it’s hard to accept, don’t worry. We can talk about something else.’
‘There’s nothing wrong with Nickleback.’
'So you still listen to them, then?'
'And?'
‘They’ve done some great songs.’
‘Sure they have.’
‘What are you, a walking naughties meme?’
Alfred shovelled a handful of popcorn into his mouth and dug around in the sofa cushions for the remote, ‘They’re bad.’
‘Tell me why they’re bad.’
‘They’re corny.’
‘And how are they corny?’
‘I dunno, they just are.’
‘You’re corny.’
‘Yeah.’ Alfred gave him a dazzling grin, ‘And even I think they’re bad.’
Matthew huffed and grabbed another handful of popcorn from the bowl, ‘Well, I like them.’
‘And I like The Martian.’ Alfred flicked a popcorn at his cheek, ‘Now shut up and turn turn the lights off.’
‘I’m picking the next one.’
‘If you can stay awake.’
‘I’m staying awake just to make you watch some French surrealism.’
‘Ugh.’
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canisalbus · 4 months
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You say you're not a writer but the way you tell their stories in the tags is so writer-ish to me. I'd read their entire story written like your write tags and it would be great! Especially the last few tags there on the villain ask? Very writer-ish if you ask me
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*looks both ways, hands you a $20* If you’re comfortable with it, poly Kazuki, Rei, and reader taking Miri to daycare and the daycare moms are going feral in the background or a date or anything with those wholesome train-wreaks somehow making things work. Thank you ♥️♥️
Thanks for the request, anon! I'm mainly a fluffy-type writer but I wanted to challenge myself and give this a go, albeit a few tweaks.
Please let me know what you think (anon or not!) <3 Buddy Daddies Pairings: Rei x Kazuki x you (polyamorous) Warnings: Nothing graphic, but implied. One swear word. Drabble under the cut if this isn't your sort of thing!
Aozora Daycare Moms (Non-Kazuki chat)
Sakura: Devastating news, ladies. Papa Kazuki looks to be off the market. Spotted looking very cosy earlier…
A photo of you and Kazuki is attached – the blonde man staring deep into your eyes, leaning across the table, a flirtatious smile on his face as the two of you enjoyed a mid-morning coffee. Your knees are brushing up against one another.
Yui: That doesn't mean anything, Sakura. They could just be friends catching up. I can’t believe you took photos!
Sakura sends a gif - a repeating video loop of you wiping the milk froth off of Kazuki’s top lip before he takes your fingers in his mouth and sucks, eyebrows raised seductively.
Aiko: Gosh, poor Papa Rei!
Mai: Poor Papa Rei? Poor me!
Masako: Sakura, did you really make a gif?!
Sakura: No, I took a video… my phone suggested it made a gif and I clicked okay.
Yui: I still think they could be just friends.
Sakura: Mm, and denial is also a river in Egypt.
Yui: ???
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Mai: Ladies, HUGE developments. Huge.
Sakura: What?
A photo pops up, Rei and you, hand in hand, entering a video games store. Mai has drawn a big red circle around your intertwined hands in case it’s not obviously clear.
Sakura: Mai, that’s an awful picture. We need one from the front.
Mai: I’m working on it, jeez.
Ten minutes later…
Mai: You WON’t believe this.
Another photo, front on, of you and Rei, his arm now around your waist, keeping you snug to him as you walk down the aisle, browsing the shelves.
Masako: No, it can’t be.
Mai: It is.
Masako: No way.
Yui: Can’t be who?
Mai sends the photos of you and Kazuki and Rei and you, side by side.
Yui: Oh.
Yui: No, I still don’t understand.
Sakura: She’s dating the two of them?!  
Mai: YES.
Yui: Maybe they're just friends.
Aiko: Do you think this is why Rei looks so tired - the guilt?
Sakura: No, Rei’s so quiet and sweet. I can’t see him doing something like that to Kazuki, or Kazuki doing something like that to him! She's obviously two-timing them both and they have no idea.
Aiko: Oh, my goodness, you’re right. Poor papas. That’s awful.
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Sakura: Out in the west side of the town for an errand and who do I see? The harlot and Kazuki! Rei did the drop-off this morning and seemed perky. I can’t stand it. I’m going to confront her.
Aiko: Sakura, don’t.
Mai: Sakura, YES.
Masako: Please.
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“Kazuki, stop!” You giggle as the blonde man kisses your neck again. He’s been terrible all morning and you’re not quite sure what’s got into him. His hand slides up your thigh, dangerously close to going underneath your pleated skirt and you playfully slap it away. “I thought we were just going to have a nice lunch, what’s the matter with you?”
“It’s this outfit, it’s unfair…” He whines. It is quite the short skirt, but it hadn’t been your choice. You think now it might have even been on purpose, the scoundrel…
“Kazuki, fancy seeing you here!” A cheerful female voice chimes. You don’t recognise her, but Kazuki seems to, greeting her with a smile.
“Oh, Sakura! Yes, we’re just out for some lunch.” He nods to you, introducing you by name. “She’s my girlfriend. Sakura’s one of the other moms at daycare, baby.” Sakura’s face seems to darken at the nickname.
“Hi!” You smile brightly. Kazuki is a good-looking man – it’s not like you haven’t seen jealous women in the past.
“Mm, hello.” She replies, tersely. “Kazuki, would you mind awfully if we had a word in private?”
“Private? Er…” He looks at you, a puzzled look on his face. “What about?”
“I’m afraid I couldn’t say in present company.” She gives you a sour look. What on earth is this woman’s deal?
“Could we do this some other time, Sakura? I don’t mean to be rude but we don’t get much time alone together, you’ll understand, with kids and all…” He throws an arm around your shoulder, giving it a squeeze.
“Okay… I really didn’t want to do it this way, Kazuki, but I’m afraid she’s cheating on you.” Sakura places her hands on her hips, giving you a withering stare.
“Excuse me?!” You stand up from your seat but Kazuki pulls you back down to your seat immediately, preventing a cat fight. He knows your temper.
“You heard me, you harlot. It’s even worse, not only is she cheating, but she’s two-timing with Rei!"
Kazuki stares for a second before he erupts into laughter and you let out an exhale. Sakura looks back and forth between the two of you, in disbelief.
“I know that seems unlikely, but I’ve seen photos. I couldn’t stand to let this concubine hurt the two of you…” Her hand is rooting around in her purse now.
“What’s so funny?” Rei asks in his usual monotone voice, carrying a tray with a variety of drinks on top of it. Kazuki is laughing so hard he’s in tears. Rei places the tray down on the table and gives Sakura a hard stare.
Sakura is speechless now, trying to work out what on earth was going on. Was Aiko right and, actually, Rei and you were having an affair behind Kazuki’s back? Well, she couldn’t stand for that either. She locates her phone in her purse at last and scrolls through, finding the photographs of Rei and you in the video games store, looking particularly cosy. She hands it to Kazuki, who wipes a tear from his eye and looks.
“Oh.” His face settles back to a neutral position.
“Yes, oh.” Sakura chimes back.
Rei’s peering over Kazuki’s shoulder at the photo – his expression unreadable. He shrugs, before taking the seat the other side of you.
“Well, don’t you have anything to say for yourselves?” Sakura lectures down at you and Rei. Rei smirks, leans forward and makes eye contact with Kazuki, who gives him a sly grin. Rei’s hand slides around the back of your neck and jerks, turning you towards him before he forces his tongue into your mouth - not that you give much resistance - kissing you passionately, nibbling at your lip as if he was starved – his hand sliding up and under the skirt he’d bought for you at the same time.
He pulls away, leaving you breathless a moment and smiles up at Sakura who is standing there, shell-shocked. The audacity of the two of you, doing this in front of Kazuki! Poor, sweet Kazuki who looks... pleased? Kazuki then turns in his seat towards you, catching your chin in his hand and pulls you into his own kiss. He’s more gentle than Rei, his other hand caressing your head, running his fingers through your hair, softly kissing you over and over, before he pulls away.
“What on earth…?” Sakura forces out, looking in disbelief between the three of you.
“Sorry, I should’ve made it clear from the start, she’s our girlfriend.” Kazuki wraps an arm around your shoulders, and Rei’s hand rests back on your thigh. You’re flushed, trying to catch your breath. They’ve never done this in public before – not that you’re embarrassed. You mean, fuck, you love it when they tussle over you at home, but it just was so unexpected.
“I… I… I’m so sorry, Kazuki, Rei. I didn’t mean to…”
“I hope this won’t be an issue, Sakura. I really hope we can all still be friends.” The blonde states.
“Y-yes, of course,” she bows her head. “Forgive me for interrupting your…date. I’ll see you all at pick-up time - maybe.”
She backs away, her body shaking, before she high tails it out of there.
“That poor woman. You guys are jerks.” You giggle.
“We’re your jerks, though,” Rei whispers in your ear and you shudder.
“Hmm. I think I’m thirsty for something else now, actually. How about you, Rei?” Kazuki grins, getting to his feet and stretching.
“I wouldn’t argue. Come on, sweetheart.”
You had quite the afternoon.
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Masako: Sakura, what happened?! Did you confront them?
Aiko: Sakura, you can’t leave us hanging like this. I’m going to bring cookies to pick-up though in case they need consoling, poor things.
Sakura: I did it.
Masako: And?!
Sakura: They knew. They both knew.
Aiko: What, they knew she was dating both of them…?
Sakura: They’re all together. They’re polyamorous. I made such a fool of myself. Gosh. Mai: NO.
Yui: Polyamorous?
Aiko: Google it, Yui.
Yui: Oh!
Yui: ..do you think they’re looking for a fourth?
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lady-clouves · 1 month
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Jeez that Anon.
God forbid Alicent after being married to Viserys over half of her life, get to decorate her own home- which is kinda traditionally the job of the Lady of the castle, to manage the home. Viserys was a shit King so Alicent had to pull his duties too, doesn’t mean she wasn’t doing her traditional role as well. She probably managed/directed the hanging of those awful tapestries in the first place.
After marrying Car, Ned brought a Septon and Septa to Winterfell and had a Sept built for her despite Starks worshipping the Old Gods for thousands of years. These are the things loving husbands do for their wives to make them feel at home.
Too bad Viserys had to be almost dead for anything reflecting Alicent’s heritage to be brought into a the Castle where she’s lived most of her life.
Alicent can’t hang a few symbols in the Castle but Rhaenyra can try to put whole Strongs on the Driftwood throne. Strongs don’t belong there either.
Also the Seven is one of the most prominent faiths in Westros so it’s not entirely wrong for the symbols of that faith to be displayed in Kings residence. And if Alicent like you said can take care of not only the Queens duties but also a good chunk of the Kings she has all right to decorate HER keep the way she wants. She’s been in that castle for more than 20 years. Viserys is all but dead so his opinions on anything are even more irrelevant than they were before.
And if those nasty tapestries with dragon orgies was them showing their symbolism I’m glade it’s gone.
One thing I will say is that no matter what though is that Nyra’s boys do have a right to the Iron Throne no matter their illegitimacy, but Luke being heir to Driftmark is kind of questionable. In other notes unrelated, it’s not like Baela and Rhaena were being snubbed of their birthrights considering one would’ve been Queen and the other would’ve been the Lady of Driftmark. Which speaking of that the theory that had Rhaenyra won the Dance and all her sons survived that Daemon would’ve had Jace, Luke, and Joffrey killed is stupid 💀. I mean I don’t like Daemon at all but he’s not stupid enough to do that, his daughter would be Queen and then her child would be heir.
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risquefanfics457 · 1 year
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uhh... Josuke getting his s/o some stuff when they are on their period. Gender neutral if possible. (Sorry for asking to often for Josuke stuff, you write him so well! 🫧)
Love, Bubble Anon
Welcome Bubble Anon! That's totally fine, you are actually just feeding my Josuke obsession. Which always needs more Josuke. Thanks! Don't hesitate to drop something in my inbox if it's open! Anyway!
Pharmacy troubles (Josuke x reader)
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Pulling up to the pharmacy, Josuke took a quick look at the text you had sent him.
‘Advil and Super plus’
What did that mean? Size?
‘Of what?’ He replied.
The text sat unread and Josuke finally put the car into park and went inside to go look for himself.
First; find out where the feminine hygiene stuff was.
He scratched his head, “Jeez, where would I even find that?”
Josuke peered down the aisles. Seasonal stuff, hair care, nail care. Makeup, over-the-counter medicine, snacks, condoms…
“Well,” He made his way down the family planning aisle, “That’s sorta in the same area.”
The shelves were full of odd things that he’d never seen before, condoms, but flavoured, and riveted. Self-warming lubricant, and oddly shaped toys that he quickly steered away from.
“Good lord, how much stuff is in this aisle?” He grimaced. Josuke pulled out his phone again and checked for a reply. Nothing. 
He stopped abruptly. He almost ran right into a woman and another girl who he assumed was her teenage daughter. 
‘OMG OMG OMG’ His inner voice screamed. “Oh! Sorry, I didn’t mean to run into you or anything.” He rubbed his neck and tried to play it off casually.
“No worries, young man.” The woman waved him off.
“Oh, thank you, uh have a good one.” He very awkwardly did a 180 and went back where he came.
Wait. “Ughhh… I forgot to get the stuff.” 
In a very stiff walk, he went back to where he ran into the two ladies.
They seemed to know where the supplies were, maybe he could snake around them.
The woman spotted him. 
‘Why me?’
“Oh, you’re back, are you?” She smiled, “Looking for something?”
“Uhh…” Josuke tried to bluff, but sighed in defeat, “Uh, my friend sent me to grab some things, but all they said was ‘super plus’.”
The woman smirked, “Ah, first time doing the run?” 
He nodded, bright red.
“Sweetie, would you grab me my iron?” The lady asked her daughter. The girl, who seemed uncomfortable with sharing the aisle meant for girls with some random guy took her to leave.
“Alrighty, do you know what brand they like?”
“There are different brands?”
Much to his embarrassment, she laughed, “Okay, do they want pads or tampons? Or are they a diva cup kind of person?”
Josuke buried his face in his hands, “I don’t even know what that last one you said is…”
“Kotex works, and so does Always, but they’re different in how much they absorb.”
“Does it need to absorb a lot?”
The lady, who this time spared him the trouble, handed him a box, “Try this, it has tampons and pads in the same box. It’s a super plus.”
“Playtex?” Josuke read the words on the box, “And this will work?”
She winked, “Works for me. Well, I need to go to the cash register. Good luck.”
“Whoa, wait! Is there anything else I need?” He called
“Hmm… Chocolate and anything else you think she’ll like.” And with that, she disappeared.
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“Okay, I’ve got painkillers, chocolate, pads, tampons, chips and a tub of ice cream.” Josuke proudly plopped the bag down beside you.
“Aw… babe!” You reached your hand in and pulled what you could out. “Huh?” You looked at Josuke quizzically, “Assorted flavour condoms, and cherry-flavoured lube?”
“Uh. That’s for… after.” 
“How did you find all of this by yourself?”
“Uh, I bumped into an expert.”
“Oh. You bumped into a woman.”
“Yeah, pretty much.”
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Oh maan you are so handsome! Your body is stunningly beautiful, like an art piece. I showed my mother a picture of you cause I want to sew a piece of clothing you wore and I asked her what kind of fabric I should buy for that (I can't sew that well and my Mom is a hobby tailor :) ) and she kinda went "thats a handsome fella on the photo". Lol hope this isn't too awkward but I thought it was funny and cute :) I hope I manage the sewing stuff.. wish me luck :)
Aw jeez hahaha thanks Anon that's very cute :)
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